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The teaching staff were amazed to hear the girls marching heavily into the Speisesal whilst sing the theme tune from 'Skyrim'.

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Most Chalet School girls were very dull human beings.

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The new girl arrived, fluent in all three languages. Her parents had read the prospectus a number of years previously and educated her accordingly
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The new girl arrived, fluent in all three languages. Her parents had read the prospectus a number of years previously and educated her accordingly

This created a huge problem for the prefects as they saw all new girls as a potential source of revenue by diverting half the fines into their own private coffers so that they could buy booze and cigarettes on their unsupervised outings
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The teaching staff were amazed to hear the girls marching heavily into the Speisesal whilst sing the theme tune from 'Skyrim'.

And then the dragon arrived.

Fortunately, Joey was as fluent in Thu'um as she was in every other language she'd ever encountered. Len raced post-haste over to Freudesheim to fetch her, and she was able to see the dragon on its way with a few well-chosen Dragon Shouts.
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The new girl arrived, fluent in all three languages. Her parents had read the prospectus a number of years previously and educated her accordingly


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Mary-Lou looked at everyone and smiled. "I wonder what event I can spoil next, maybe Wimbledon or the Olympics.
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Len broke off her engagement to Reg when she found out he had a twin brother called Ronnie and that Entwhistle was a pseudonym.......
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The triplets had all visited the local doctor whilst at university and brought home a supply of birth control pills which they gave to Anna and made her promise that she would surreptitiously give one to Joey each day.
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The triplets had all visited the local doctor whilst at university and brought home a supply of birth control pills which they gave to Anna and made her promise that she would surreptitiously give one to Joey each day.


Little did they know that Jack had been trying for years, and Joey had just got wise to all of his tricks.

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Jools wrote:
The triplets had all visited the local doctor whilst at university and brought home a supply of birth control pills which they gave to Anna and made her promise that she would surreptitiously give one to Joey each day.


Little did they know that Jack had been trying for years, and Joey had just got wise to all of his tricks.


Whereas Jack had never discovered that Joey was dissolving Viagra in his evening cup of cocoa.
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lizco wrote:
ChubbyMonkey wrote:
Jools wrote:
The triplets had all visited the local doctor whilst at university and brought home a supply of birth control pills which they gave to Anna and made her promise that she would surreptitiously give one to Joey each day.


Little did they know that Jack had been trying for years, and Joey had just got wise to all of his tricks.


Whereas Jack had never discovered that Joey was dissolving Viagra in his evening cup of cocoa.


But then Anna remembered that the British Army had used bromide in the soldiers' tea to lessen their libido and liberally dosed Joey's coffee with it. The entire platz breathed collective sigh of relief.
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But then Anna remembered that the British Army had used bromide in the soldiers' tea to lessen their libido and liberally dosed Joey's coffee with it. The entire platz breathed collective sigh of relief.


Unfortunately, after a few days Joey decided that Anna's coffee was less nectar-like than Mademoiselle's and started drinking tea at home.
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"I've totally got the hang of this text-speak abbreviation lark," Joey boasted to the triplets as she sent half the school a text inviting them round for "pm t at "Freudesheim".

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"I've totally got the hang of this text-speak abbreviation lark," Joey boasted to the triplets as she sent half the school a text inviting them round for "pm t at "Freudesheim".


:lol: :lol: :lol:


"It's not totally blonde," said Jem defensively. "I just got highlights, that's all."

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"It's not totally blonde," said Jem defensively. "I just got highlights, that's all."[/quote]

"But why?" asked Madge.

"Because I'm worth it" replied Jem.
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Joey looked in shock and terror at the three newborn girls she had just given birth to. 'Take them away, no-one told me there would be more than one, what on earth am I supposed to do' she turned her face to the wall and refused to look at her daughters.
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'I'm sorry, Nell,' Hilda looked stern. 'I've had a lot more complaints from the parents about your potty-mouth.'
'Oh, &!#$,' said Nell.

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'It's patriotic,' said Miss Annersley, explaining why all needlework classes were to be dedicated to making the Team GB Olympic kit.

The Adidas rep was impressed at the instant obedience that had all the girls beginning to sew industriously.
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She didn't realise that all the girls were secretly vowing to do something very nasty to Stella McCartney.

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