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 Post subject: Re: more public service announcements
PostPosted: 10 May 2012, 01:39 
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Don't inhale the cocoa on your cappuccino. It will cause you to cough and spit your (very nice) coffee all over the table, the seat and your SLOC's nice jacket.


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 Post subject: Re: more public service announcements
PostPosted: 10 May 2012, 02:48 
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 Post subject: Re: more public service announcements
PostPosted: 15 May 2012, 23:30 
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When watching the Changing of the Guard at Buckingham Palace, one should remember that the Black Riders will not be one of the featured regiments. Nor will Count Jasper be present.

It is important to distinguish between reality and fiction.

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 Post subject: Re: more public service announcements
PostPosted: 16 May 2012, 10:38 
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Black Cherry yoghurt does not go with asparagus.


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 Post subject: Re: more public service announcements
PostPosted: 16 May 2012, 11:43 
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Victoria wrote:
Black Cherry yoghurt does not go with asparagus.

But I like both of those so much that you are almost tempting me to test that for myself, though I'm intrigued by the circumstances that would lead you to arrive at that conclusion.


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 Post subject: Re: more public service announcements
PostPosted: 16 May 2012, 12:32 
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Miriam wrote:
When watching the Changing of the Guard at Buckingham Palace, one should remember that the Black Riders will not be one of the featured regiments. Nor will Count Jasper be present.

It is important to distinguish between reality and fiction.


...but isn't he there every year? ;)

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 Post subject: Re: more public service announcements
PostPosted: 17 May 2012, 16:57 
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When you have been explaining a few days earlier to a junior colleague the meaning of the word 'sic' do not then say to her in front of others "I just used the word 'sic' in writing a set of minutes and it made me think of you" given that the others will hear the word 'sick' instead...


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 Post subject: Re: more public service announcements
PostPosted: 18 May 2012, 13:49 
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a) Wrapper in bin, toffee in mouth. It should be that simple, really

b) It doesn't matter how many times you hit the 'delete' key, it doesn't turn the phone off.


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PostPosted: 19 May 2012, 15:32 
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Do not try to look at your own forehead while walking along a public street. People think you are strange when you do that.

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PostPosted: 21 May 2012, 10:37 
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It is not good to wake SLOC up to tell him he is running late for his train when it is a Saturday and he's not working.

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 Post subject: Re: more public service announcements
PostPosted: 21 May 2012, 12:34 
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Do not take a 17 year old out for a driving lesson two days before her 'hardest' A/S exam.


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 Post subject: Re: more public service announcements
PostPosted: 27 May 2012, 23:09 
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When getting into your swimsuit at home to save time in the changing room, it is a good idea to put some clean underwear in your bag.

Cycling home in *just* a tshirt and leggings is a tad interesting. Especially as anyone who's met me will know that I'm not the shape that should go bra-less anywhere, particularly on a bike :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: more public service announcements
PostPosted: 28 May 2012, 23:03 
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At least you weren't jogging home.
I still remember my friend's nanny singing "Nicola's got no knickers" mockingly when we were kids and my friend did the same.

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 Post subject: Re: more public service announcements
PostPosted: 29 May 2012, 09:22 
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...and at least you weren't wearing a wide skirted dress on a windy day... (my variant on the above!) ;)

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 Post subject: Re: more public service announcements
PostPosted: 29 May 2012, 22:12 
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When board markers inexplicably disappear, check pockets before freaking out.


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 Post subject: Re: more public service announcements
PostPosted: 30 May 2012, 06:56 
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whitequeen wrote:
When board markers inexplicably disappear, check pockets before freaking out.


I've done that... :roll: as well as 'My marking pen ! My good marking pen ! Who's taken it, the swine ? Has anyone seen my.....' 'Ahm, Jacko, it's in your other pocket...'


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PostPosted: 30 May 2012, 21:00 
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fraujackson wrote:
whitequeen wrote:
When board markers inexplicably disappear, check pockets before freaking out.


I've done that... :roll: as well as 'My marking pen ! My good marking pen ! Who's taken it, the swine ? Has anyone seen my.....' 'Ahm, Jacko, it's in your other pocket...'



LOL! Yes, my students tend to have occasion to learn "It's over there" fairly early on in their classroom careers :D


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PostPosted: 07 Jun 2012, 13:54 
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It's generally better not to try taking a shower with your glasses on.


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 Post subject: Re: more public service announcements
PostPosted: 07 Jun 2012, 15:20 
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But if you do take a shower without your glasses, Josephine, how do you see where the bottle of shampoo/showergel is?

I tried taking a shower without my specs once. It was horribly confusing.

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PostPosted: 08 Jun 2012, 05:41 
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