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(Message started by: Lisa_T on Oct 25th, 2003, 2:55am)

Title: CS and Tara
Post by Lisa_T on Oct 25th, 2003, 2:55am
I'll get the link for you tmw. Honest.
This isn't a continuation.................................yet. It is simply a dark hint to certain people that no matter how eminent they are, they may find themselves incorporated into this drabble in a variety of weird forms.

NB: Emphasis on the following words: eminent, weird, forms..

'Nuff said! ;D

Link added: CS and Tara (archived version) (http://members.lycos.co.uk/thecbb/cstara.htm) ~Liss

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by KB on Oct 25th, 2003, 2:59am
*can't help feeling that I'm about to become a llama - or something worse* *hopes desperately it was aimed at Vikki and not me*

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Vikki on Oct 25th, 2003, 3:02am
*is secure in the knowledge that it's NOT aimed at her!!!*
(smugness due to long chat with Lisa!!)

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by KB on Oct 25th, 2003, 3:06am
:o Aaaaarrrrrrrgggggghhhhh!!!!! (I know it's only one word, but it's long enough to be three!!!) :o

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Lisa_T on Oct 25th, 2003, 3:10am
*opening eyes widely and KB and wondering what's she's so bothered about*
*don't you trust me, KB? (injured tone)*

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Vikki on Oct 25th, 2003, 3:11am
Don't worry KB! I'm sure Lisa will be gentle!! ;)

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by KB on Oct 25th, 2003, 3:13am

on 10/25/03 at 03:10:50, Lisa_T wrote:
*opening eyes widely and KB and wondering what's she's so bothered about*
*don't you trust me, KB? (injured tone)*


So far as this story goes, no, I honestly don't!!! :o :( :o

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Lisa_T on Oct 25th, 2003, 3:16am
Well just calm yourself. Honest. We're- I mean, I- am not turning you into an ogre or anything seriously nasty. Plus, you aren't the only one...
That's assuming that you are right in your assumption that its you these comments have been aimed at! ;D

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by KB on Oct 25th, 2003, 3:18am
Oh, geez, and now you and Vikki are working in tandem. Help, someone!!! I should never have sent you ANY of my work. Then I'd have something to hold over you... *grumble*

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Vikki on Oct 25th, 2003, 3:37am
*denies any plotting!!*
*wonders if she's fooling anyone*

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Lisa_T on Oct 25th, 2003, 3:38am
*shocked tone* BLACKmail, KB? What will the Abbess say?

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by KB on Oct 25th, 2003, 3:39am
Nope, not one little iota! ;D

And the Abbess would be very sympathetic and understanding.

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Lisa_T on Oct 25th, 2003, 3:46am
I get it. Cos you're blackmailing *her*?
*pondering on a variety of increasingly worrying holds that KB could have over the Abbess..*

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by KB on Oct 25th, 2003, 3:49am
*has hysterics over the idea that I could have any hold over the Abbess.........

























.......in order to allay suspicions*

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Vikki on Oct 25th, 2003, 3:55am
Is now Very Very intrigued, as to KB's hold on Hilda!!*

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by KB on Oct 25th, 2003, 3:59am
*surprised at Vikki's casual attitude, calling the Head 'Hilda'*

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Vikki on Oct 25th, 2003, 4:05am
Well she told me that I might!! ;D

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by KB on Oct 25th, 2003, 4:07am
*wonders if Vikki has a hold over the Head*

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Vikki on Oct 25th, 2003, 4:13am
*denies any possibility of this - but reminds KB that she did meet the head, in Tara!!*

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by KB on Oct 25th, 2003, 4:24am
*remains unavoidably very suspicious*

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Lesley on Oct 25th, 2003, 8:27am
*Message from Miss Annersley - "I should like to see the Head Girl and Second Prefect in my Study today please, there is a serious matter to be discussed - I am the only one who may indulge in blackmail!"*

BTW - is there any story? Please!

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by KB on Oct 25th, 2003, 8:29am
*lol* Love the little bit at the end there, Lesley. I'm glad she saw fit to pass it on. But we'll see what she says for ourselves when we get there, I suppose. *sigh* Come on, Vikki. Vikki? Oh, for Pete's sake, it seems the 2nd Pree's actually gone to BED! How dare she?  ;D

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Carolyn P on Oct 25th, 2003, 3:26pm
There was a definate plural used. KB and who else? The only other eminent person is Liss, and Lisa wouldn't dare do anything to her would she, although with Vikki's encouragement... nuff said.

The phrase, not the only one was used...Hmmm...can we see more of the ACTUAL STORY please?

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Vikki on Oct 25th, 2003, 8:50pm
Well, I hope Lisa's been writing today! I want to see if she follows through on what she was going to do.......

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by PatW on Oct 25th, 2003, 9:47pm
It strikes me that certain people, who shall remain nameless since we all know who they are(!), are getting a trifle paranoid here!

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by KB on Oct 25th, 2003, 11:35pm
Who, me?!?! Nevah!

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Vikki on Oct 25th, 2003, 11:43pm

on 10/25/03 at 21:47:30, PatW wrote:
It strikes me that certain people, who shall remain nameless since we all know who they are(!), are getting a trifle paranoid here!


Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get you.......... ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by KB on Oct 25th, 2003, 11:53pm
*suddenly very, very afraid*

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Vikki on Oct 25th, 2003, 11:56pm
It's okay, KB! I'm sure Lisa won't do anything TOO nasty to you...... ;)

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Catherine_B on Oct 25th, 2003, 11:59pm
Well as long as she hurries up and does something, I don't think any of us will mind what it is (apart from possibly KB!)  ;D

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by KB on Oct 25th, 2003, 11:59pm
*points to above scream, as throat is too sore, to do another, and refuses to post again until she actually sees what's being done to her*

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by PatW on Oct 26th, 2003, 12:03am
Now isn't it interesting to see which two people jumped at the paranoid suggestion?   ;D

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Vikki on Oct 26th, 2003, 12:04am
Well, I hope Lisa's okay! She's usually here by now!! ???


And Pat, I'm not paranoid, because I have a fair idea what Lisa's planning!!! And anyway, I'm already a purple llama! Things can't get too much worse!!!

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by PatW on Oct 26th, 2003, 12:09am
Oh I don't know, Vikki.  I'm sure someone on here can come up with something worse!!!  A sky-blue pink hippo, perhaps?  POssibley with a nice 60s beehive hairdo!!!

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Lesley on Oct 26th, 2003, 12:09am

on 10/26/03 at 00:04:02, Vikki wrote:
Things can't get too much worse!!!


I wouldn't be too sure of that Vikki!

BTW Does anyone know if Lisa is OK - I sent her an email a while back and haven't had a reply.

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Vikki on Oct 26th, 2003, 12:15am
Pat, please don't put ideas into her head!!!!
Lesley, I was wondering that, but I suppose she could have gone out tonight?

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Lisa_T on Oct 26th, 2003, 2:04am
*sniggering at that sky blue hippo- you don't know how close you were!* ;D
I *have* been out tonight- apologies. I have also got a headache- nothing to do with alcohol consumption as i had one before i went out.

KB and anyone else who's feeling worried, I think on this one tonight when I'm trying to sleep (thinking of drabbles is a fantastic cure for insomnia) espec now that I've finished SA. but i need to remember what i did on Tara last time beofre doing more and am too tired to be creative rught now! Tmw definitely though! ;)

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Vikki on Oct 26th, 2003, 2:16am
Lisa, I did think about telling Pat how close she was, but thought I'd better not while you weren't here!! ;)

And I can't wait until you write this!!!

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Lisa_T on Oct 26th, 2003, 1:15pm
*sniggers* Here you go. More story at last!
********************
Recap:
"Well, if this llama that looks like you has power, how did she become a llama?" Nell demanded aggressively.
"I'd like to know that myself. Let's try and convert her, at least. I'd like to question her. Mary-Lou can stay as she is!" The Head picked up the tin foil wand, and warned by what had happened last time, Nell remained resolutely silent whilst Hilda said, as portentously as she could, "Supercalifragilisticexpaliadocious!" and a shower of sparks ejected from the wand. They hovered around both Vikki and Mary-Lou for a moment, before settling on Vikki.
There was a vivid flash, and Hilda and Nell opened their eyes to find themselves looking at a girl who was considerably shorter than they were, but with the same blue grey eyes that had riveted their attention earlier.
********************
New bit:

Those blue grey eyes were so huge they looked like they were about to pop out.
“Who are you?” Nell asked.
“Vikki. Don’t call me Victoria!” the girl responded in a mumble, still gaping at them.
“I see,” responded Nell, a little bemused by this. “Well, you’re fortunate it’s a recognised short. We don’t allow nicknames!”
“What about Robin and Polly then?” Vikki muttered.
Nell glared at her. “What did you say?”
“Er- nothing, Miss Wilson.”
“How did you know my name?” Nell asked, startled.
“I’m a CBBer,” Vikki responded in her normal tones. “That means-“
“Yes, we know what it means, thank you,” said Miss Annersley briskly. “We’ll take it as read that you know considerably more about us than we do about you. Now, can you explain to me why you ended up as a llama and who was responsible for it?”
Vikki went pink. “I-I was yibbling,” she confessed.
Both Heads gaped at her. “*Yibbling*?”
“Yes, Miss Annersley.”
“What, pray, is yibbling?” Nell demanded, seeing that her partner was too stunned by the new word to ask herself.
“Well, er, it means getting into weird conversations that go on and on and on and there’s lots of name calling and..” Vikki’s voice trailed off as she caught Miss Wilson’s eye.
“And you are Second Prefect on the CBB, I believe?” Miss Wilson’s voice was impassive, and Vikki blushed again and shuffled her feet. “As far as I’m concerned, you should be demoted for that! Now, answer Miss Annersley’s question. How did this unsuitable behaviour result in your transformation?”
Before Vikki could respond, there was a series of high pitched yips and yaps, and to the astonishment of both Hilda and Nell, Vikki gave a shriek and ran to hide behind Miss Annersley.

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Lesley on Oct 26th, 2003, 1:24pm
Oh yes - I love it! Great way for Vikki to enter the story!

More please!

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Lisa_T on Oct 26th, 2003, 1:28pm
“Wha-“ began Hilda. She was interrupted by a further series of yaps.
Nell tapped her arm and pointed, and Hilda looked across to see a very small and highly agitated Chihuahua dancing around her ankles.
“What is that?” Nell demanded of her friend.
“It’s a dog,” Hilda returned blankly.
Nell rolled her eyes. “Yes, Hilda. Contrary to your opinion, I am not yet completely blind. I can see it’s a dog. But I’ve never seen one like that before!”
“Neither have I. Certainly not such a tiny one. And definitely never one that’s powder blue with a royal blue tail and ears!”
“What’s that on it’s collar?” Nell asked suddenly.
Hilda bent forward to investigate, being careful to avoid the little dog’s mouth. She gave an exclamation.
“Well?”
Hilda rose again, her eyes wide with surprise. “It’s a CBB Chalet School Head Girl badge!”

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Lesley on Oct 26th, 2003, 1:51pm
KB!!!!! ;D Has she gone to bed yet - would love to be able to see her face when she reads this!

Wonderful Lisa - lots more please - anyone else going to appear?

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Vikki on Oct 26th, 2003, 8:13pm
Wonderful Lisa!!! About time you posted it, I've been waiting for about 40 hours to read this!! Can't wait for KB's response!!! ;D ;D ;D
(Oh, to be able to use more smilies!!!!)

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Lisa_T on Oct 26th, 2003, 9:24pm
The little dog gave another howl and sat down firmly in front of the Heads. Miss Annersley could feel Vikki hanging on to her skirt at the back. Evidently she knew something.
"Victoria!" That tone left no room for disobedience, and a rather sulky looking Vikki detached herself from the Head and came round to face that lady, who looked at her sternly.
"What do you know about this?" she asked pleasantly, but with a hint of steel in her voice.
"I said not to call me Victoria," the owner of the name muttered under her breath.
"I beg your pardon?" Miss Annersley sounded so icy that Vikki decided that now was not the time to be fussy about names.
"N-nothing, Miss Annersley. It wasn't my fault!" she added hopefully.
"That is not what I asked," the Head responded sharply. "Evidently, this dog means something to you. Equally evidently, it is an enchanted person. Now, for the second time, who is this, and how did you come to be a llama?"
"I told you," Vikk returned, as insolently as she dared. "I was yibbling with-with KB. And-and then we started arguing, so she turned me into a llama." Vikki ended on a gloomy note.
"So is this KB a witch?" the Head asked, waving her tatty wand nonchalantly at the chihuahua, which gave a yelp and jumped back five paces.
"I don't think so," the girl mumbled back at her. I-I think she gets her powers from somewhere else."

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Vikki on Oct 26th, 2003, 9:31pm
*wonders if KB's up yet?* *decides she could be, as it's about 8.30am in Aus!* *waits for reaction!*

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Carolyn P on Oct 26th, 2003, 10:30pm
This is what happens when you yibble!
Hm, wonder if I had better go and remove my posts from the communal tissue box?

I love Vikki facing up to Miss Annersley and Miss Wilson. Would love to see the heads reaction if she stopped muttering under her breath and came out with some of those comments.

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Vikki on Oct 26th, 2003, 10:35pm
Wait 'til you see the next bit!! (unless Lisa's changed her mind about what she's going to do!!!)

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Vikki on Oct 26th, 2003, 11:17pm
STILL no reaction from KB!!! Darn it! Is she staying away on purpose?

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Carolyn P on Oct 26th, 2003, 11:18pm

on 10/26/03 at 22:35:59, Vikki wrote:
Wait 'til you see the next bit!! (unless Lisa's changed her mind about what she's going to do!!!)


Hmm, should I be worried, or just look forward to the entertainment?

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Vikki on Oct 26th, 2003, 11:23pm
Look forward to entertainmet!!! ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Carolyn P on Oct 26th, 2003, 11:25pm
*rubbing my hands in eager anticipation*

*also going to bed very soon*

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Vikki on Oct 26th, 2003, 11:30pm

on 10/26/03 at 23:25:51, Carolyn P wrote:
*also going to bed very soon*



You said that about twenty minutes ago!! ;)

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Vikki on Oct 27th, 2003, 12:33am
*waiting patiently for KB to get here!! ;)

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Lisa_T on Oct 27th, 2003, 1:20am
What next bit..........oh yes. *evil grin* oh yes!
Tomorrow. I'm going to bed- my mother woke me up at quarter to ten this morning. That might not sound early but when you realise it was half five by the time i got to sleep, it was!


Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by KB on Oct 27th, 2003, 1:21am
*sigh* All right, I'm here. I've read it. And yes, I giggled. There are plenty of much worse things you could have turned me into! But of all the breeds, did I have to be a Chihuahua?! :-/

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Vikki on Oct 27th, 2003, 1:23am
KB, I'm afraid that might have been my idea! (Just be glad she didn't go with the lime green hippo with orange spots and a gold lame outfit!!!!)

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Lisa_T on Oct 27th, 2003, 1:25am
LOL! I thought the spots were pink, but maybe I'm getting confused with Pat's post earlier. Never mind, KB. Worst is to come-but not for you! ;)


NB: no prizes for guessing who came up with the hippo, though I have to admit the lame outfit was my contribution. Somene seems to have a lurid imagination when it comes to animals! ;D

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Vikki on Oct 27th, 2003, 1:28am
You might be right Lisa! I can't remember exactly! I think the gold lame distracted me!! ;D ;D ;D


~Well, you did ask me for suggestions!~

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by KB on Oct 27th, 2003, 1:28am
Hey, I want to be restored to a human, you know, even if it does involve a telling-off from the Head. And I blame Vikki for it all!

Oh, and although I don't like the idea, a hipp would probably have been more appropriate!

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Vikki on Oct 27th, 2003, 1:31am
KB a good CS girl always accepts her share of the blame! (and wait till you find out how we got transformed!) ;)

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by KB on Oct 27th, 2003, 1:36am
*will take only the blame she deserves* *which is definitely some* :-[ And I would like to see more... I think...

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Vikki on Oct 27th, 2003, 1:44am
This is so much more fun now other people are also getting turned into stuff!! ;D ;D

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by KB on Oct 27th, 2003, 1:46am
*still wishes Lisa would hurry up and post more, at least to me, if not to the rest of list*

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Lisa_T on Oct 27th, 2003, 1:47am
Hmmm. How would you like to see Lesley turned into something as revenge for what she put us all through tonight? Then maybe Nell could have *her* revenge....

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by KB on Oct 27th, 2003, 1:50am
Yes yes yes yes yes!!!! Please!!!!!!!!!!!! Only what will she then to do them as revenge for this?! :-/

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Lisa_T on Oct 27th, 2003, 1:52am
I know.  >:( I thought of that myself. :'(

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by KB on Oct 27th, 2003, 1:54am
Oh, what the heck! Risk it! And we'll make Lesley the central character in "Chalet Horror Show"...

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Vikki on Oct 27th, 2003, 1:55am
Well, she can't do a lot as a green and purple striped mouse with an extremely long tale (sorry, tail!) and luminous pink whiskers........

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Lisa_T on Oct 27th, 2003, 1:55am
Oh yes, that's even better. She can be in collusion with Matey and EBD!

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by KB on Oct 27th, 2003, 2:03am
*snickers at both ideas, particularly Lesley as a mouse*

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Lesley on Oct 27th, 2003, 4:56am
Right! KB, Lisa and Vikki already in Oz with the Real Chalet School - have a trip on M25 today to consider suitable revenge! ;D

*Wonders if Lisa has realised that her entire tale presupposes that both Nell and Hilda survive and enter Real World? That hasn't yet been established!*

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by KB on Oct 27th, 2003, 5:47am
It does not, Lesley! It simply means that we have taken the characters from your dimension at the time we needed them and used them in the state that we found them. And we don't know whether we're going to give them back! ;D

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Carolyn P on Oct 27th, 2003, 1:44pm
whether or not we give them back will surely depend on Lesley's promises of future good behaviour, and taking care of them properly this time!  ;D

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Vikki on Oct 27th, 2003, 3:02pm

on 10/27/03 at 04:56:43, Lesley wrote:
Right! KB, Lisa and Vikki already in Oz with the Real Chalet School - have a trip on M25 today to consider suitable revenge! ;D



HELP!!!!
*clutches at Lisa and KB, and quakes in terror!*

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Lisa_T on Oct 27th, 2003, 8:34pm
"And where might that be?" Miss Wilson demanded with characteristic brevity.
Vikki went white. "I-I can't say."
"H'mm." Nell's gaze went from the pale girl to the still agitated chihuahua, which was now bouncing up and down on Vikki's shoes. Nell found it hard to believe that it was an agent of anything. She nodded at the dog.
"Pick that creature up, Victoria. We have a lot of talking to do, and it seems to me that we may as well do it in comfort. Hilda may not object to standing for long"- at this point Nell gave her best friend a most unfriendly look!- "but not being magical, I do."
So saying she led the strange calvacade to farmhouse set, and led them in. It was necessary for Hilda to order Mary-Lou the llama in after them, but before long they were all reclining in various positions according to species.
Vikki sat down with the dog on her lap.
"Tell us all about it," Hilda invited.
"We're members of the CBB," Vikki began. "She's Head Girl. I'm Second Prefect. You'd think that, between us, we'd hold all the power."
"And you don't." It was not a question.
"So-?" Nell did not need to finish.
KB looked up from Vikki's lap and barked and howled.
Nell turned to her friend. "What does it say?"
"I don't know." Miss Annersley looked mystified. "I was never taught Chihuahua speak."
"That was useful!" Nell snorted. "Now, if *I* had been Professor Dumbledore, I'd have given a day to learning llama speak, a day to learning Chihuahua speak, and a day to learning bunny speak-" She got no further.
Vikki jumped up- KB doing likewise- and both ran to the door.
"What *are* you doing?" asked the astonished Head, as Vikki rattled the door which had mysteriously locked against them.

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by KB on Oct 27th, 2003, 10:14pm
*howls with laughter* Well, I am a dog, after all! (And, no, that doesn't require any commentary!) Come on, surely we get more than that, Lisa!

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Lisa_T on Oct 27th, 2003, 10:44pm
KB jumped up and down yapping frantically, while Vikki, ignoring the Heads completely, grabbed a chair and threw it against the door with all her force.
"What's wrong with you?" Nell demanded. Mary-Lou the llama simply sat and watched, a strange glint in her eyes.
"We have to get out," Vikki panted to KB in between bangs. "They're in league with You Know Who. They must be!"
Hilda looked up. "You're not talking about Voldemort, are you?" she asked in some alarm.
Vikki hesitated mid bang and threw her a scornful glance. "Hardly! No. But- I can't tell you!" she glared at them suspiciously and returned to her banging, urged on by KB's howls.
Nell looked at her friend and shrugged. "Not much to be got there," she observed. "Maybe this KB could help?" She nodded at  the dog.
"I've already told you I don't speak Chihuahuan!" protested Hilda.
"You don't need to. Where's that wand of yours? Turn her back. Maybe you'll get more sense out of KB. I gather she's not as bad at this yibbling lark as Vikki. Maybe that explains it."
Miss Annersley nodded in agreement, and once again pronounced the magic word in her clear, carrying tones.

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by KB on Oct 27th, 2003, 10:46pm
Hooray! A dog no longer!

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Carolyn P on Oct 27th, 2003, 11:25pm
But the spell isn't finished, who say's you will become human again?

Presuming you were before! *runs for cover*

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by PatW on Oct 27th, 2003, 11:33pm
A dog is too European!  It needs to be something Antipodean.  How about a fluorescent kangaroo?   ;D
Doesn't matter about the colour, just so she can be seen in the dark!

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by KB on Oct 28th, 2003, 12:49am

on 10/27/03 at 23:25:34, Carolyn P wrote:
But the spell isn't finished, who say's you will become human again?

Presuming you were before! *runs for cover*


Now that deserves a Head's Report!

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Carolyn P on Oct 28th, 2003, 1:12am
KB, I am Soooo sorry for being cheeky. Please don't send me to the study.

*Shakes in fear*

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Lisa_T on Oct 28th, 2003, 2:04am
*soothingly* Don't worry, KB. I've no intention of doing any such thing- at this point, anyway.
****************8
To the surprise of those watching, this spell worked slightly differently to the earlier ones. Instead of a bright flash, there was a dismal 'pop!' and a burst of smoke that made Miss Annersley look at her wand with some anxiety.
However, there was no need to worry. KB, Head Girl of the CBB, stood before them, and Vikki ran to throw herself on her erstwhile yibbling companion with a yell of relief.
"KB! Thank the pigs! Now maybe you can get us out of here. This pair are in collusion with You Know Who!"
KB turned and looked at the Heads, and her jaw dropped.
"But that's Miss Annersley and that's-" she paused and looked rather doubtfully at the other woman. Hilda Annersley was easily and immediately recognisable to any Chalet School Know All, but Miss Wilson was less so in her older incarnation. "Miss Wilson?" she asked rather uncertainly.
"Indeed," Nell Wilson returned frostily. "People do change, Katherine!"
"There! You see!" Vikki pointed out frantically.
"No, no, no," KB interjected soothingly, "she means that she's gotten older."
"She does?" Vikki stopped panicking for a moment and looked at the Heads for a moment. Her blue grey eyes met the Head's, but for once the power of Hilda's eyes failed her, and Vikki turned back to the Head Girl.
"But, KB, they mentioned bunnies-"
"I was only referring to Miss Annersley's lamentable inability to understand KB," Nell protested, forgetting her annoyance.
But KB too looked worried.
"Bunnies?" she repeated slowly.
Vikki nodded vigorously. "Yes. She said she wished the Abb- I mean, Miss Annersley- had learnt to talk bunny speak!"
KB looked grave. "Miss Annersley, have you met a bunny lately?"
The Head nodded. "Yes, it was-"
Vikki interupted with another scream and began hammering on the doors and windows and yelling for help. KB clapped her hands to her ears.
"I'm really sorry," she said apologetically, "but she gets a bit excited sometimes. Vikki! Put a sock in it, do!"
Vikki ignored her and carried on screaming and wailing. The Heads looked most disapproving.
"And Victoria is Second Prefect?" Miss Wilson enquired.
"Yes- but it's not how you think!" KB added quickly. "But never mind that now! Tell me about the bunny."

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Vikki on Oct 28th, 2003, 2:08am
Yes, tell us about the bunny Lisa!!!
*waiting on tenterhooks*(even though she knows who the bunny is!!)

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Carolyn P on Oct 28th, 2003, 2:09am
Not a plot bunny by any chance?

I can easily understand Vikki's reaction if so.

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Vikki on Oct 28th, 2003, 2:18am
No, not a plot bunny, definitley not a plot bunny.....

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Lisa_T on Oct 28th, 2003, 2:19am
"Well, it was big," Nell began, nothing loath. More yells!
KB snatched the now broken wand from the Head, and jabbed Vikki in the ribs with it.
"I said, shut it! I'm trying to hear what Bill is saying, and I can't hear anything with all that caterwauling!"
"Goodness!" exclaimed the Head who had watched this proceeding with interest. "I'm surprised nothing happened, there! It must have been on it's last gasp," she added sadly, removing the wand from KB and disposing of it carefully. Mary-Lou the llama got very agitated at this, and Bill had to snap at her a few times before she settled down again.
"The bunny," KB reminded her again.
To their surprise, Hilda went a little pink. "Actually, I was responsible for that," she admitted. Cue more noise from Vikki!
With an indescribable expression, KB asked Miss Annersley for a hanky. As always, that lady had an unlimited supply, and handed them over easily enough. KB then went and shoved a couple in Vikki's mouth. Not surprisingly, the noise ceased and they were able to continue.
"I'll apologise later," KB added to her fellow CBBer. "But this could be important! Another squeak from you, and you'll get slapped!"
Vikki subsided, whimpering a little while she removed the hankies.
"Could you explain, Miss Annersley?" KB requested politely. The Head gave her a wary look. She couldn't understand how KB had been made Head Girl if this was an example of her treatment of her subordinates. Hilda couldn't imagine Len Maynard, for instance, silencing one of her juniors in such a fashion. But then, she remembered, they *had* said something about different rules. She gave it up and concentrated on replying to KB.

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Carolyn P on Oct 28th, 2003, 2:34am
Yes, and  8)

Where is the rest. I want to go to sleep.

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Lisa_T on Oct 28th, 2003, 2:37am
*now, now, Carolyn, if I tried that line on you with Fights, would it work?!!*

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Vikki on Oct 28th, 2003, 2:39am
I thought you were staying here late tonight Carolyn? ;)

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Carolyn P on Oct 28th, 2003, 2:43am
2:45 AM is late. The kids will be up at 8:00 ish, and I'll get woken up then even if I don't get up. I'll have to get up at a reasonable time or they will mess up all the tidying I did today. I'm so glad they are old enough to get their own breakfast.

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Lisa_T on Oct 28th, 2003, 2:43am
*g* Vikki, it's nearly three! By most people's standards, that *is* late- or early, depending on how you see it!
Where's KB? She's usually around now.

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Carolyn P on Oct 28th, 2003, 2:45am
Is it something to do wth her birthday. Or is it just RL.

Night night ans sweet dreams if you ever go to sleep.

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Vikki on Oct 28th, 2003, 2:47am
I was only teasing Carolyn about the time thing!!!
And Lisa, KB's probably stuffing B'day cake and opening pressies!!! ;D

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Carolyn P on Oct 28th, 2003, 2:49am
I know you were only teasing, but I still need some sleep.

This time I really do mean it.  ;D

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Vikki on Oct 28th, 2003, 2:52am
sleep well! Hope the kids don't wake you too early! ;)

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by KB on Oct 28th, 2003, 4:58am

on 10/27/03 at 23:25:34, Carolyn P wrote:
But the spell isn't finished, who say's you will become human again?

Presuming you were before! *runs for cover*


*sudden memory of the giant inflatable kangaroos on bicycles from the closing ceremony of the Atlanta Olympics attacking brain* Heeeeeelllllllppppppp!!!!!!

Seriously, I prefer being a dog. And Carolyn, all I've got to say to you is  :P :P :P

As for the rest, Lisa I've been giggling in hysterics and thank you for giving me a foolproof way to shut Vikki up! *stocks up on handkerchiefs* Please, more, as soon as possible!

And it was RL in the way, not cake and prezzies. But I do get to go out for dinner with my parents tonight! ;D

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Vikki on Oct 28th, 2003, 5:02am
KB, you should NOT have mentioned the kangaroos on bicycles!! Look what happened when I put ideas into Lisa's head!!

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by KB on Oct 28th, 2003, 5:04am
Sorry, but that's a nightmare moment for most Australians, and I hoped that, by sharing it, I might be able to get it out my head faster. Besides, I think I'm fixed, aren't I?

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Vikki on Oct 28th, 2003, 5:17am
I think giant inflatable Kangaroos on bicycles are the stuff of nightmares, no matter what your nationality!!! :o :o :o

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by KB on Oct 28th, 2003, 5:24am
Yes, but it was not only scary. It was humiliating, too! Of all the things they could come up with to represent Australia, that was the best?! :o

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Vikki on Oct 28th, 2003, 5:32am
Must admit, I'm inclined to think that whoever was responsible should have been shot!!!

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by KB on Oct 28th, 2003, 5:35am
*agrees wholeheartedly and is at least thankful that they didn't make an appearance in the Sydney opening ceremony*

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Vikki on Oct 28th, 2003, 5:40am
*shudders at that pleasing thought!*

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by KB on Oct 28th, 2003, 5:43am
*unsurprised by Vikki's shuddering* And if Athens has too many problems and they have to have it in Sydney again, what on earth will they do at that one?!

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Lisa_T on Oct 28th, 2003, 2:12pm
"You see," she explained, still a little pink, "Nell and I were finding Mary-Lou to be a little more one and onlyish than we could handle. When I glamourised myself, Nell suggested I do the same to Mary-Lou and turn back the clock- make her ten years old again." The Head paused.
KB nodded encouragingly. "Yes, and then?"
"Well, I started to say the spell-but Nell unaccountably interupted me, and the spell went wrong."
"So what happened?" KB asked curiously, although with a feeling that she knew what was coming next.
The stately Head of the Chalet School looked down and mumbled something. KB stared at her. Never in her wildest dreams had she been able to picture Miss Annersley looking and sounding very like the naughtiest of naughty Middles!
"Sorry? I didn't quite catch that," she said politely.
Miss Annersley looked up. "I-I turned her into a rabbit," she whispered. "A big, pink, fluffy one.."
Another howl came from Vikki, who had managed to extract the hankies by this time. KB glared meaningly at her, and she quietened again.
"I see," she said thoughtfully. "But she's not a rabbit now."
"No," agreed Nell. "That was another spell gone wrong. She ended up as you see her- a purple llama with blonde pigtails!" She looked sorrowfully at Mary-Lou as she said this, and that -er, llama- tried to kick her. Nell skipped out of the way in time.
"But I still don't understand all this fuss about bunnies!" protested the Head, returned to her usual self.
KB glanced quickly at Vikki, but beyond a loud gulp, she managed to restrain herself. The Head Girl gave a nod of satisfaction and turned back to the Heads.
"You see," she explained in a whisper so quiet that Nell and Hilda had to draw closer to listen, "it was a bunny who was responsible for *our* transformations. We annoyed Liss the Fluffy Bunny with our constant yibbling, and she forced me to turn Vikki into a llama before turning me into a dog. That's who we're trying to avoid now- Liss the Fluffy Bunny and her family of twelve extremely dangerous plot bunnies.."

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Vikki on Oct 28th, 2003, 2:29pm
Yay Lisa!! Finally!!
*sits back in anticipation, waiting for a reaction from Liss aka 'Miss Fluffy'*
(credit to KB for coming up with 'Miss Fluffy'!)

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Rachael P on Oct 28th, 2003, 3:24pm
Ooh, I love the developments here - has Liss read it yet?!!

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Vikki on Oct 28th, 2003, 4:11pm
I don't think so! Her last post was at 1.24 pm, and Lisa didn't post this until 2.12 pm so I think Liss still has that pleasure to come!
*longing to see the reaction!*

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by KB on Oct 28th, 2003, 8:04pm
*giggles hysterically* Finally we get to the bottom of this! And hurray - we've even got somebody to blame! *waits expectantly for the arrival of Miss Fluffy*

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Dorothy on Oct 28th, 2003, 11:05pm
*LOL*  ;D

Can't wait for a reply from 'Miss Fluffy'

Dorothy

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by KB on Oct 28th, 2003, 11:10pm
*waiting impatiently for Miss Fluffy* Come on, Liss!

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Carolyn P on Oct 29th, 2003, 12:07am
ROTFL.

Love it. Where is 'Miss Fluffy', longing to see her cvomments.

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Lisa_T on Oct 29th, 2003, 12:09am
I don't think Miss Fluffy reads this thread!

*very grateful for small mercies*

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by KB on Oct 29th, 2003, 12:11am
PMs Liss and suggests she does read it - just this once!

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Vikki on Oct 29th, 2003, 12:42am
*was going to do the same thing, but KB beat her to it!* :P

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by KB on Oct 29th, 2003, 12:44am
That's the job of a good HG - to always do things first! ;)

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Vikki on Oct 29th, 2003, 1:06am
I don't mind how Liss gets here to read it, as long as she gets here!! ;)
I just wish we could see her face!

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Lisa_T on Oct 29th, 2003, 2:11am
"Liss the Fluffy Bunny?" Hilda repeated, bewildered.
KB nodded, but before she could say more, Vikki spoke. She had recovered her composure- and, KB was pleased to note, her senses. KB was accustomed to her Second Prefect's excitable tendencies, but that did not mean that she appreciated seeing her being so completely incapacitated.
"And that's not all." Like the Head Girl, Vikki spoke softly. "We think- KB and I- that Miss Fluffy has an accomplice." She paused to let this sink in.
"Who?" asked Nell breathlessly.
KB looked at them gravely. "Someone who you both have reason to fear. A CBBer who has caused each of you great suffering." She gave a dramatic pause, and Vikki, seeing how the Heads' faces drained of colour, give her a hard jab in the ribs (which she enjoyed doing very much!) to urge her to continue.
"Yes," KB went on importantly, "Miss Fluffy's accomplice is none other than your own nemesis-"
"It's Lesley," Nell whispered to her friend. "It must be!"
The looks on the faces of both KB and Vikki confirmed her conclusion.

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by KB on Oct 29th, 2003, 4:19am
*giggles hysterically* Oh, boy, and I thought we gave it to Lesley on another thread! So does that mean I get to turn her into something nasty? *hopeful*

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Kathryn on Oct 29th, 2003, 6:35am
You realise that you are you are just giving Lesley plenty of ammunition to use in her drabbles, don't you? How big is that bomb-shelter that Vikki was building 'cos it might need to hold a fair few people!?

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Rachael P on Oct 29th, 2003, 8:45am
*looking forward to both Liss and Lesley's reactions .....*

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Liss the Fluffy Bunny on Oct 29th, 2003, 10:17am
Repeat after me: Liss is an innocent fluffy bunny.  There is no truth to these unseemly lies.

KB and Vikki...I'll deal with you later.

As for Lisa_T, well!  We'll see about all this.

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Carolyn P on Oct 29th, 2003, 10:18am
Lesley isn't around to defend herself, is this fair?

It is fun though, so do continue, 'cos I'm sure she is more than able to get her revenge.

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by KB on Oct 29th, 2003, 10:46am
*wonders what lies Liss is talking about and is intrigued that someone else came to the exact same conclusion I did...*

And Lesley wasn't around to defend herself last time, but she got pretty good revenge anyway! :o

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Lesley on Oct 29th, 2003, 5:38pm
*Hmmm, Lisa mentioned that she didn't like needles didn't she? Wonder if I can use that!*

BTW I object to Hilda and Bill being scared of me! I happen to think I've given them some wonderful scenes - and only one actual death experience for Bill! ;D

(So far!)

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Lisa_T on Oct 29th, 2003, 6:13pm
Oh you have. Did I dispute that? ;D Only Hilda and Nell may not see it in quite the same light...

BTW, any phobias, Lesley? You know about my needle phobia- it's a fair exchange! ;)

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Vikki on Oct 29th, 2003, 6:37pm

on 10/29/03 at 10:17:58, Liss the Fluffy Bunny wrote:
KB and Vikki...I'll deal with you later.
.



Hey, what did we do? Lisa wrote the story!!
(conveniently forgets her own contribution!)

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Lesley on Oct 29th, 2003, 6:53pm

on 10/29/03 at 18:13:25, Lisa_T wrote:
Oh you have. Did I dispute that? ;D Only Hilda and Nell may not see it in quite the same light...

BTW, any phobias, Lesley? You know about my needle phobia- it's a fair exchange! ;)


Not that i'd let you know Lisa! After all people knowing your phobias might use them as ammunition! ;)

Oh, and what type of animal am I going to be?

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Lisa_T on Oct 29th, 2003, 7:21pm
Who said i was going to turn you into any kind of an animal?
But if I do, any preferences? You may as well get in first before KB and Vikki suggest something even more lurid than their last two efforts!

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Vikki on Oct 29th, 2003, 7:31pm
I don't suggest lurid things!!! :o :o

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Lisa_T on Oct 29th, 2003, 7:40pm
In that case you must be permanently hallucinating if you can believe that the hippo, chihuahua, mouse, zebra et al were anything normal !

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Vikki on Oct 29th, 2003, 8:01pm
Is it my fault I have a vivid imagination?

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by PatW on Oct 29th, 2003, 9:00pm
Hey!  The hippo came from me!  KB hated those kangaroos on bikes, didn't she??!!! Well,......  ;D

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Lesley on Oct 29th, 2003, 9:07pm

on 10/29/03 at 19:21:33, Lisa_T wrote:
Who said i was going to turn you into any kind of an animal?
But if I do, any preferences? You may as well get in first before KB and Vikki suggest something even more lurid than their last two efforts!


Well if i were an animal would like to be a cat (lion if poss!) - but probably prefer to be human so I could speak to Hilda and Nell!

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Lisa_T on Oct 30th, 2003, 12:09am
LOL, well you'll be pleased to know you'll be human. Sort of. ;D As for talking toi Hilda and Nell, are you sure that's a good idea? After what happened on CS Horror?

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by KB on Oct 30th, 2003, 12:28am

on 10/29/03 at 18:37:29, Vikki wrote:
Hey, what did we do? Lisa wrote the story!!
(conveniently forgets her own contribution!)


*draws lots of pretty pictures to remind Vikki just what role she played in all this*

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Lisa_T on Oct 30th, 2003, 12:32am
*agrees with KB but doubts whether said pictures will be pretty- because of their content! Don't think I'm criticising your artistic skills, KB- or lack or them, as the case may be..* ;)

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by KB on Oct 30th, 2003, 12:58am
Only an artist in the virtual world, Lisa! Otherwise I can't draw to save myself!

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Lisa_T on Oct 30th, 2003, 1:00am
ooh there's a thought!
*goes off to have a discussion with the Tara plot bunnies*

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by KB on Oct 30th, 2003, 1:02am
Oh, Lordy, what have I done now?!

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Rachael P on Oct 30th, 2003, 9:05am
Oi!  

Less yibbling and more story, please!
(Saw there was an extra page on here and got all excited about more sotry and it wasn't forthsoming! Although I have to admit the yibbling was funny  ;))

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by catherine on Oct 30th, 2003, 9:32pm
*Rapidly coming to the conclusion that Lisa, KB and Vikki are dangerously unknown quantities!*   ;)

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Carolyn P on Oct 30th, 2003, 9:59pm
Just how many posts ago was the last bit of story? Talk about Yibbling!!  ;D

Lisa stop tending your ever increasing zoo and get back here. I'm enjoying this and want some more, will Lesley and Miss A meet?

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Lesley on Oct 30th, 2003, 10:11pm
Must admit I want to know that to! ;D

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by KB on Oct 30th, 2003, 10:51pm
*begins to chant softly - for now*

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Lisa_T on Today at 12:10am
*apologies, folks, but Miss Fluffy, the llama and the plot bunnies got into a violent argument and I had to go and mediate!*

Ackshally, I had a class (on the value of the concept of public and private spheres..lovely.) and then i went to a friends house for dins and after ive checked the latest goss I'm going to go to bed with...........
my lovely new HB of Leader *happy grin*
my new GGB copies of Twins and Janie *wider grin*
and to re read my new HB of Shocks *deliriously happy*
So you can understand why I'm happy to leave you to the yibblers until tomorrow!

Lesley, your wish is my command, but don't blame me if you don'lt like it. Unless of course, you give us some reassurance that Hilda and Co are VERY LIKELY to escape, in which case I'll write you a mutual admiration society scene! ;D

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by KB on Today at 12:25am
No wonder you're happy! What a great collection! Congratulations!

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Lisa_T on Today at 12:38am
KB, you must try to get your hands on Shocks in Hb. Mine was 'only' 60 quid which i thought was quite reasonable. It's really good- lovely snippets. Although I have to say, I couldn't help giggling at the bit when Matey forces Hilda to drink some whiskey from quote 'her own whiskey flask.' I can't work out whether the flask is supposed to belong to Matey or Hilda- EBD's not too clear. But since Hilda goes on to mention how she hates the taste of whiskey, it must be Matey's. So there you go- there's another peice of useless information for your Matey story. We've got it all wrong. *Matey* was the closet alcoholic, rather than Hilda! ;D

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by KB on Today at 12:41am
*lol* How did we possibly make a mistake like that?!

And considering I've just spent $A100 on several books, as well as waiting for "Highland Twins", I think I should hold off for a while or I won't be able to afford to come to Oxford.

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Vikki on Today at 3:18am
KB please don't spend anymore!!! We need you at our meeting!!

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Kathryn on Today at 3:21am

on 10/31/03 at 00:41:21, KB wrote:
*lol* How did we possibly make a mistake like that?!

And considering I've just spent $A100 on several books, as well as waiting for "Highland Twins", I think I should hold off for a while or I won't be able to afford to come to Oxford.


So you want to stop bidding on your behalf on Ebay?!

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by KB on Today at 3:25am
After the ones I've already told you about, I think it might be a good idea...

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by Lesley on Today at 5:15am

on 10/31/03 at 00:10:03, Lisa_T wrote:
Lesley, your wish is my command, but don't blame me if you don'lt like it. Unless of course, you give us some reassurance that Hilda and Co are VERY LIKELY to escape, in which case I'll write you a mutual admiration society scene! ;D


Sorry - cannot give that assurance - have already written some of the later scenes - they're not nice! Don't care how you write me in Tara - can always revisit Melbourne! ;)

Title: Re: CS and Tara
Post by KB on Today at 5:19am
*find it rather surprising that Lisa thought that would work* Or were you just fervently hoping?



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