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Title: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 24th, 2003, 8:06pm (OK people obviously EBD has managed to get at the CBB to cause my last thread to die - either that or i've really upset Ann and Clarissa! Either way - luckily I have all of the thread on word doc so will re-post it.) The Real Chalet School "Will that be all, Miss Annersley?" Miss Dene, School Secretary glanced warmly over at the Headmistress. "I think so, Rosalie, get those letters for prospective pupils typed up and I'll sign them - they can be posted today. Oh and I'd like a transcript of the recent interviews for new mistress - better do two copies - Nell is sure to want one when she returns from Interlaken." The Head smiled at her secretary, her blue-grey eyes, that had never yet needed glasses, soft and warm. Rosalie nodded and left the study. As soon as the woman had left Miss Annersley's smile faded, 'eyes that had never yet needed glasses' she thought crossly, 'what on earth did Elinor mean by that phrase. As though the health of her eyes was some sort of reward, some way of showing just how wonderful a person she was!' At this Miss Annersley gave a short laugh, it had seemed such a joke at first, having their lives written about for some childrens' stories, but honestly! Miss Annersley had discussed with a number of the others and found that they'd all had problems - Elinor Brent-Dyer didn't seem to want her characters to have any vices! Most of them had resorted to hiding their less than savoury habits behind closed doors - which reminded her. The Head swiftly moved across to the Study door and locked it, she also drew the curtains so that no-one could see in from outside. Moving back to her desk she pressed a hidden switch and some panelling moved silently across to reveal a small mini bar. Hilda reached inside and withdrew the half empty bottle of vodka and a glass. She poured herself a large bolt and drank it down, then another and a third. 'Never yet needed glasses' she thought, with a soft warm feeling surrounding her, 'What did Elinor expect her to do - drink from the bottle!' Back in her office, Rosalie was working through some of the Head's correspondence, she swiftly typed out a number of letters and was halfway through the transcripts when she noticed that the old woman had moved on to annoy someone else. "Thank goodness for that!" she said thankfully, glancing down at the transcript - the work was unreadable - Rosalie had never had any form of training in typing. She threw the paperwork into an empty drawer and picked up the phone. As EDB's idea for Rosalie was that she remain happily single, Rosalie had devised her own entertainment. She flicked a switch on the phone and placed it to her head, after a moment a call was put through, "Yes this is Sinetta, your sultry handmaiden," Rosalie's voice had deepened in tone, "What is your wish, Master!" Joey Maynard, tired of attempting to deal with a number of children that Mother Theresa would have strangled at birth, decided to visit her friend Hilda Annersley, stopping off just outside Rosalie Dene's office she listened as Sinetta continued to talk. "I am wearing a black, skin-tight cat suit, Master, it has velvet fastenings and a..." Rosalie broke off, seeing Joey. "How many times has Jack called you this week?" giggled Joey, "Only twice this week," smiled Rosalie, "I'm currently entertaining Jem Russell - he's getting sick and tired of living out on the spine of the book!" TEXT |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 24th, 2003, 8:08pm "Hilda, are you busy?" thus Miss Nell Wilson, arriving at the Head's Study door. Miss Annersley smiled, "No more than usual," she said, "come in, I was about to ring for Kaffee und Kuchen," The Head of St Mildred's settled herself on the big window seat, waiting while the Head finished a letter. As a maid arrived with a tray Miss Annersley turned to her friend, "what can I do for you Nell?" "It's the St Mildred's pantomime," Miss Wilson replied, "We may need some help from some of your pupils again!" The door closed behind the maid - actually EDB in one of her less realistic disguises - and both women relaxed visibly. "You didn't really come here about the pantomime did you?" "Of course not! Damn thing runs itself anyway, I'm not needed! No, I wanted to discuss the latest events with you." Miss Annersley nodded, "Thought so, get the door will you," Nell locked the door and Hilda opened the secret bar, "Drink?" she asked. "Not that muck you drink," Nell replied, "Got any Scotch?" Hilda passed over a bottle of whiskey. "The thing is, Hilda, I've decided that it's time I moved on," Nell began, "I know you get frustrated about the things that EBD gets you to do or say, but it's far worse for me. I mean I started here before you, I've been in more books than you, I've even spent a year as Head - and before you say anything, I know it was because you and Elinor were having a dispute about pay - but what happens? As soon as you're back I'm shunted off to one side again." "Well it's not all sweetness and light for me Nell, do you know just how fed up I get saying the same things to each group of new girls, and as for having to show interest in the Play and Sale!" Nell nodded, “I realise that I'm not likely to get any decent story lines now - being put out to pasture at St Mildred's is really dull. Plus I noticed that even in the fan fiction I'm being marginalized - there was a story recently where I was killed!" "Yes, I saw that," Hilda replied, "And I should tell you Nell, that there's no way on Earth I'd have reacted like that!" "Well I've been speaking to Madge Russell, you know how long she's been kept to the outskirts of the story, not had a decent plot since Tyrol, she's decided to go it alone. And as EBD has shunted her off to Australia she thought she'd set up there," "That's rather a big undertaking," Hilda's soft voice put in, "She's got in contact with one of those fans - you know - the CBBers, weird name - KB - but knows all there is to know about the CS! She's helping set up the school. Madge has asked me to go along as Head of the Science Department - she plans for three labs and at least four mistresses - not just the one EBD seemed to think was sufficient," "I see," the Head's voice was a little subdued, "I'll miss you," "Well she's planning to be Head," Nell replied, "But she asked me to ask if you'd like to come along as Head of English Department, and Deputy Head?" "Like a shot!" "Excellent, I'll let her know when I phone her tonight!" she made to leave but the Head's raised hand stopped her. "Wait a minute, Nell, this wants thinking about," Miss Annersley finished her drink and steepled her hands in front of her, "how many people know Madge's plans outside of Australia?" "As far as I'm aware just us two, why?" "And did you speak to Madge while at the School?" "No, when I was in Interlaken, why all the questions?" "Because the last thing we want is for EBD to find out!" "But she can't stop us!" Hilda Annersley sighed, "Nell do you think I spent a year recovering from a head injury for fun? Yes, the reason was a pay dispute, but EBD wrote that I had a head injury so that's what I had! By the end I'd have willingly returned for nothing! And don't forget Mademoiselle." "What about Mademoiselle?" Nell Wilson turned pale. "Ever wonder why Mademoiselle conveniently died? EBD found out she was planning to change the curriculum, introduce rather more modern methods and allow the staff to have a life outside the school. - That woman is ruthless with any characters she tires of - and we have to do whatever she writes!" "B-b-but that means we can never get away!" "No it doesn't, it means that we are going to have to be a lot more devious. It also means that we must involve the entire School. Now think, what is the one thing that EBD never writes about?" "Your interviews with sinners!" "Apart from that, I can hardly be interviewing the entire Staff Body!" Nell thought for a moment, "Got it - Pregnancy! - it's never mentioned!" "Right, now the only secure phone line we have that EBD hasn't tapped is Rosalie's 'specialised' one. We'll get her in here and brief her - she can get in touch with Joey, Hilary and Biddy - one of them can come up to the Staff Room to announce a happy event - EBD is sure to leave the room and we'll have time to make plans." "What about listening devices - she has them everywhere!" Miss Annersley smiled, "Not in here she doesn't - ever since I allowed Jack Lambert to stay when she was bullying Jane Carew she has provided me with the very latest electronic equipment - I can sweep a room and deactivate any bugs in seconds," |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 24th, 2003, 8:14pm Plans were made over the next few days, Hilary Graves appeared when the entire Staff were in the middle of a meeting to announce she was expecting again - at which news the author - EBD - went dark red with embarrassment and left the room! With a grin Miss Wilson locked the door while Miss Annersley retrieved some complicated anti-bugging device from the false bottom of the biscuit tin and swept the room. She retrieved thirteen listening devices from various spots around the Staff Room, including one on the kettle, three on various chairs, one from Mateys’ apron and two in different members of Staff’s hair! Once certain that all devices were deactivated she quietly informed them all of Madge Russell’s venture. As expected they all seemed thrilled at the idea and asked if they could all join! A day or two later there was a knock on the Head’s study door, outside stood Evadne van Alden, looking very angry and upset. “Yes, Evadne,” Miss Annersley said softly. “Miss Wilmot sent me to report myself for insolence and rudeness,” Evadne spoke quickly, her American accent well in evidence. “But I wasn’t insolent Miss Annersley! I don’t know why she suddenly picked on me!” The Head stood, her blue-grey eyes suddenly a steely grey that bored into the girl, “That’s enough Evadne! Attempting to deny your behaviour will only make your transgressions worse!” she sighed. “Come in, Evadne, I think it’s long past time we had a serious talk about your behaviour, if I cannot see some improvement the consequences could be very serious, and I would not want to do that to your mother.” She closed the study door, of the interview that followed neither participant ever spoke, but it proved to be the turning point in the troubled girl’s life… Hilda Annersley smiled as she heard the well worn phrases - Elinor never did have any idea exactly what a Headmistress should say to her erring pupils and so always left them at the study door. She should now be able to talk to the girl in peace. “Calm down, Evvy,” she said, “you’re not in trouble - this was the only way I could think of to get to speak to you without EBD becoming suspicious!” The girl looked up hopefully, “You mean you Staff don’t like her either?” “Well hardly!” the Head’s dry reply, “Do you really think we’d choose this type of life? It’s not changed in nearly thirty years! Now we have a chance to re-establish the School away from outside influence, but to do so we need to ensure no interference from the author.” “So why did you want to speak to me?” Miss Annersley sat back in her chair and smiled, “I thought perhaps that you could give Elinor some ‘typical Middle’ type adventures to write about - lots of them! The more she’s running around following your mis-deeds, the less she’ll be able to catch up on what the Staff have been doing. And I think I can promise you that the Staff will be unaccountably dense at discovering the culprits!” Evadne grinned. Once the girl had left and the study door was locked, Hilda Annersley helped herself to a small vodka and smiled. It looked as though things could work. She would have been less than confident had she known that not all Staff or Old Girls wanted things to change. “Remind me again KB, what’s this place called?” Madge Russell looked over at her young helper. “Point Nepean, it used to be an army reserve but has been cleared of all the bombs and mines.” The young Australian smiled over at the older woman, “There’s been some talk about whether to use it as a nature reserve or build housing on it. I think if a well known boarding school were built there - especially if they could also leave a large percentage of the grounds as a nature reserve - it would silence any critics.” Madge nodded absently, “We’ll have no trouble getting staff if Hilda Annersley’s ideas work out, but if the School is as big as I’d like there will be additional vacancies, can you recommend anyone?” “Well as you know Madame, I would be interested in teaching German,” KB said shyly, “Also, I know of two others who’d be interested, Adelheid could teach music/singing and Kathryn for History,” “Excellent, well we can arrange interviews later - but I see no problems on that front. I’m more worried about whether EBD will be able to interfere even from so far away.” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Sep 24th, 2003, 8:16pm Aaaargh! I can't believe it did this again!!!!! Thank goodness you had the main story backed up Lesley! Although it's a shame that the commentary from the rest of us is missing, but the story's the important bit! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by ssona on Sep 24th, 2003, 8:18pm Hey Lesley, What happened to the original Real CS? I have been away for a while. I thought I'd come back and read it and its disappeared from the board. :'( Big disaster as I was really looking forward to what happens next. Sona(forgot to sign in) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 24th, 2003, 8:20pm Sona - look at beginning of this one - busy posting! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 24th, 2003, 8:23pm “Come in all of you,” Miss Annersley smiled through a splitting headache, Miss Wilson, Miss Wilmot and Miss Ferrars joined her in the Study. “Are we safe from interference, Nell?” “I think so, hang on,” the St Mildred’s Head limped over to the door and looked out, she then locked the door and joined her colleagues, “No problems,” she smiled, “Elinor is too busy chasing after those Middles, I believe they’ve adopted a pony at the moment!” “That was an excellent idea of yours, involving the Middles,” Kathie Ferrars smiled although her face remained rather pale. Miss Annersley looked at the young Geography mistress closely, “Are you alright Kathie?” she asked, “You seem a little unwell,” “Just some abdominal pain,” Kathie returned, “Funny, almost like the first stages of appendicitis again. They can’t grow back can they?” she smiled. Hilda Annersley did not return the smile, instead she turned to Nell Wilson, “and I noticed you limping Nell,” “Yes, my foot again, weird how it flares up,” “And you Nancy, any health problems?” the quiet voice of the Head continued, “A little backache Hilda, why?” Hilda Annersley sat back in her chair gingerly, her headache increasing. She glanced around at her three companions and whispered, “She knows!” Shouts from all three caused her to wince appreciably, Nell Wilson was first to speak, “You mean EBD? But why do you say that? How could she?” “Because the odds of all four of us having something wrong at the same time are pretty high,” thus Nancy Wilmot, Mathematics graduate, Miss Annersley nodded gingerly, “And because this headache is no migraine – it’s the same pain as my head injury years ago,” “But how did she find out?” Kathie asked, “We’ve been so careful, only talking about it when we were sure she was not there!” “There’s only one way she can know.” Hilda Annersley’s voice was very quiet, “Someone has told her! Think about it, if we move to a new school with far more up-to-date methods there are going to be some Staff whose role will diminish.” Nell nodded, “We shouldn’t forget the Old Girl Network either, some of them will be pretty annoyed if we swan off to Australia,” “But what can we do?” Nancy was worried, “She’s only to write it, and we’ll do it! Even if it’s the complete opposite of what we want!” “I believe this is her idea of a warning,” Hilda said softly, “As far as I’m concerned it worked once before, but not this time!” she sounded determined. Standing slowly she walked over to the alcove at the back of the Study, “This has been my most closely kept secret,” she said, “until now!” She touched a hidden button and the alcove swung around, in its place was a small desk. The other three mistresses crowded round to look. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 24th, 2003, 8:26pm “What is it? It looks like a flattened type-writer and a television,” Kathie queried. “And what’s this?” this from Nancy, picking up a fist sized object with a wire leading from it. “It’s called a mouse – don’t ask me why,” said Miss Annersley, retrieving the mouse from where Nancy was swinging it above her head. “And this entire piece of machinery is known as a computer,” Nell shook her head, “Hilda I’m the scientist here not you, the best computer in the world is the one used by the American Space programme – it fills three good sized rooms!” Miss Annersley sighed, “Nell, all of you, this will come as a shock, but time has moved on, EBD kept us in a time warp, but the real world has progressed. It’s why you, Kathie can still look 23 when I know you’ve been teaching for the last 10 years. It’s why, with the exception of the Second World War, there are no recognisable dates within the Chalet School – and even Elinor couldn’t ignore that! Its why we could have the Maynard triplets as pupils for so long – at last count they would have been 22 when they finally left!” Nancy Wilmot nodded thoughtfully, “That explains why I started out only a few years younger than Joey and got younger!” The other two nodded in agreement. “So what year is it in the Real World then?” asked Nell Wilson. “2003!” Miss Annersley winced again as her statement produced further shrieks from her three colleagues. “This piece of equipment is how I keep in contact with the CBBer’s – they are a group of fans in the real world. I know you all thought I was receiving their stories by post, but its been via this machine. That’s why when you told me, Nell, that Madge had actually met one, I immediately felt that we may have a chance to escape – EBD’s influence seems to be very weak in Australia and Madge has escaped to the real world.” “And you think the other CBBer’s may be able to help?” “Yes, because they can use outside influence to try and persuade the world at large that the Chalet School must move with the times.” She turned to the two younger mistresses, “You’d best get back to the Staff Room for now, you don’t want to give Elinor any reason to raise your pain! Nell has good reason to be here.” “Keep an eye out for what other Staff are having health problems,” Nell Wilson called, “anyone without health problems may well be our spy,” Nancy and Kathie disappeared and Nell re-locked the door. She limped back over to where the Head stood next to the computer with a long list of names. “We need to have those who have written reasonably serious attempts at the Chalet School, whether as long novels or short stories” Hilda said quietly, “I’ve made a list,” “So who do you think will be able to help?” Miss Wilson asked. “I’ll read out the list, Rachael P, Ianswythe, Jennie, Rachel…” “Better not let Con Maynard know then,” “Oh Con didn’t mind – I think Joey was rather peeved though! Carolyn P, Marianne, Esmeralda…” “Isn’t that the one that wrote about me dying?” “Yes but the rest of the story was excellent, Xanthe, Chloe, Vikki, LulieCat…” “What was that name?” “It’s a sign on name – not her real name, at least I hope not – lots of people have different sign on names,” “What’s yours then?” “The Abbess,” “The Abbess? That’s ridiculous!” “No it’s not, it’s what most of them call me anyway! Shall we get on? Let’s see, Lisa_T, PatW, Ray, I think that’s all,” “You’ve missed one,” Miss Annersley turned to see her friend tracing down the list to another name, “You’re not serious, after what she put me through in her last effort?” “Hey, I liked my eulogy!” “Oh, all right then!” Back in the Staff Room Nancy and Kathie were making a discovery, now they knew what to look for they could see that almost all the Staff seemed to be labouring under some form of pain or other. They watched as Rosalind Moore moved softly past clutching her jaw, obviously suffering greatly from toothache - ‘rather a worry that,’ thought Nancy, ‘as I know she now has false teeth!’ Also noticeable was Jeanne de Lachenais having problems with both her arm and a leg, and Barbara Henschell with a very painful arm and shoulder. It seemed as though EBD was reactivating every injury they had ever suffered. As they thought this Rosalie Dene and Ruth Derwent appeared along with their newest member of staff Robin Humphries, both the older mistresses were nursing sore throats and headaches. Nancy could remember Rosalie having a severe case of scarlet fever and seemed to remember that Ruth had also suffered. Her heart almost stopped though when she looked at Robin Humphries. Robin was wheezing and her lips were blue, both Nancy and Kathie ran up to her. “Come on Robin,” Nancy said cheerfully, “I think it’s time you went over to the San, I’m surprised that Matey hasn’t already…” she stopped and looked over at Kathie, the same thought striking both of them. “I’ll look after Robin,” Nancy whispered urgently, “You tell the Heads!” Kathie nodded and ran out of the Staff Room. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 24th, 2003, 8:31pm (Apolog… oh forget it!) Three weeks earlier… “Well if it isn’t Melbourne where on Earth are we, Madge?” “I’ve no idea, Jem, I certainly recognised the landscape as we were on our way in, but this has definitely changed since the last time I was here,” The two voices, with obvious upper-class English accents, were heard by a young Australian woman passing by, she turned, “May I help you?” she smiled. “Oh my dear that would be kind!” The woman smiled, she was below average height, with dark brown, curly hair and brown eyes. It was difficult to judge her age but she appeared to be in her late forties. “My name is Madge Russell, this is my husband Jem,” she indicated the older man, he was fairly tall with blond hair, slightly greying, and blue eyes. “We seem to be somewhat lost, and the world appears to have changed!” The young woman nodded, frowning slightly, as though something has suddenly startled her, “Where did you want to get to?” she asked. “Well that’s the strangest thing,” Madge replied, “Because neither Jem nor I can remember, all we know is that we were heading for Melbourne – Jem is Sir James Russell and he was accepting a lifetime achievement award for his work with TB…” She stopped as she noticed that the young woman was going visibly pale. “I say, are you alright?” she said worriedly, The woman took a deep breath and asked shakily, “W-was your maiden name Bettany by any chance?” “Why yes it was, do I kno…” she stopped as the young Australian woman fainted to the floor. Jem Russell looked over at his wife, “Did you upset her?” he asked. “Oh stop asking silly questions and help me!” Madge said. … Sometime later, ensconced in a nearby coffee house, the Russells revived their young charge with some very strange flavours of coffee. “You’re trying to tell us that it’s the year 2003,” Jem Russell said disbelievingly, “And that Madge and I are characters in a book, or series of books that haven’t been added to since the late 60’s/early 70’s?” “Well yes Sir James, although you weren’t in many of the later ones because you were in Australia,” the young woman, KB, explained. “So how do you know about us then?” Madge’s voice was quiet. “I’m part of an Internet Forum – there are hundreds of fans who belong – we keep the books alive, discuss plots, write stories,” KB blushed, “I’m even writing a book at the moment,” “It’s not that much of a shock surely Jem.” Madge Russell put in, “Remember Hilda Annersley told us years ago about EBD.” “Yes but as she never came to Australia I thought it only applied to the Swiss branch, plus I never expected to be catapulted back into the real world!” The three continued their discussions for some time, deciding that the first order of business would have to be ensuring that the Russells had somewhere to live and an income. As they were finishing their eighth cup of coffee a parade started up outside in the road. Madge looked up, |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 24th, 2003, 8:33pm “I haven’t seen a proper parade for years,” she smiled, “What is it?” “Oh that’s a Gay Pride march,” KB said looking up. “A gay march, how wonderful, I must see it,” and before KB could stop her Madge had dashed outside to see the parade. KB and Jem caught up with her just as she saw the first few floats and fainted dead away. Dr Russell, with his experience of medicine, was able to accept the sight more easily. He turned to his young companion, “I gather ‘gay’ has a rather different meaning nowadays?” he said, “Er yes Sir James, I think you’ll find a number of things have changed somewhat, I’ll try to fill you in on the changes,” KB’s voice was apologetic. Both looked down at the woman on the ground. Jem sighed, “We’d better take her in.” A few days later the Russells were able to finally access their money; as KB explained, it was their own money, kept in trust funds and accounts for the past forty-odd years – it seemed that not only had they transferred over to the real world, their wealth had too. The difficulty was in trying to prove their identity – after all; their documents were all dated from the 1950’s. The Australian branch of the CBB proved to be of extreme help in solving this problem. New passports and birth certificates were speedily arranged and Sir James and Lady Russell suddenly became their own grandchildren! The final step was in arranging for an Australian bank account. The bank manager, a Mr Edward Kelly, was delighted to greet such distinguished foreign guests, he showed them and their young adviser into his office. “No problem at all Sir James, we can immediately transfer funds, you have an impressive legacy from your grandfather, I gather he was a well known physician? And of course there is the large balance of the account from the boarding school,” “Run by my grandmother, his wife.” Madge said firmly. The manager looked from one to the other, “But that would make you…” He started. “They’re cousins!” KB put in swiftly, and the manager nodded, reflecting on the extra close relationships within the British upper classes. “Now here is your cheque book, cheque guarantee card and credit card, Sir James,” the manager smiled, “I think you’ll find that is a sufficient line of credit.” The Russell’s turned to leave when the manager called them back, “Oh, Lady Russell, you’ve forgotten your cheque book and cards,” Madge stopped dead, “You mean I may draw on this account without my husband’s permission?” she asked breathlessly. The manager looked shocked, “Why of course madam!” he said, “This is not the Dark Ages, you have a joint account and may each deposit or withdraw as much as you wish!” There was a thud as Sir James fainted to the floor! “Oh dear,” the manager reached for his phone, “I’ll get help,” Madge Russell stopped him, “That’s alright Mr Kelly, let him sleep. When he wakes tell him that KB and I have gone shopping!” She picked up her chequebook and cards, smiled and swiftly left the room. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 24th, 2003, 8:34pm Kathie Ferrars knocked on the Head’s Study frantically, it seemed like an age before Bill finally opened the door, she stumbled inside and waited impatiently while she locked the door again. “Nancy and I believe we know who the spy is!” she cried out, “It’s Matey!” The two Heads looked at each other them chorused “Yes, we know!” Kathie slumped into a seat, “You know? But how?” “The CBB clan,” Miss Annersley replied, “They now know who the Abbess really is - KB told them - and one of them sent me a private message, here look,” Kathie went over to the computer and read the message. “Abbess, really glad you’re one of us - thought I had to give you a warning, if you are looking for those with the most to lose when you re-enter real world consider the matrons - especially Matey - I’m qualified as a Senior Housemistress and work is nothing like Matey’s role. Jennie.” Kathie looked back at the two Heads, “the other matrons seem OK, Barbara Henschell is anyway, but Matey! You should see how bad Robin is!” Nell Wilson shook her head, “She was always going to suffer more than most - she came close to death in the books, anyone who nearly died in the books is vulnerable, that’s why Hilda’s in danger.” They both looked round at the Head who was very pale and with eyes half closed against the pain, “We should ensure that any who have had serious illnesses or injuries in the past is warned,” she said very softly. At that moment there was a knock on the door, “Hilda, are you in there?” It was Joey Maynard. Miss Annersley quickly shut the alcove up, rendering the computer invisible then nodded to Miss Wilson to open the door. Joey Maynard breezed in, “Now anyone would think you had secrets Hilda, locking your door like that! There’s no need to worry about EBD, she’s currently trying to sort out which of my triplets is going to wed Reg Entwhistle!” The other three looked at the Oldest Girl of the School and it’s closest friend. Joey Maynard looked the picture of health!. “Good to see you Joey, what can I do for you?” The Head’s voice betrayed none of the alarm that she and the other two mistresses were feeling. “Oh I had to share this with someone,” Joey said brightly, “It’s early days yet but I’m expecting again! Jack says I’m big for my dates and he can already hear multiple heartbeats! Maybe it’ll be those quads I’ve promised the School for so long!” All three mistresses congratulated Joey who beamed around at them, “Like me to come up to the Staff Room to announce it sometime?” she asked, “It would get rid of the author,” “We’ll let you know, Joey” smiled Miss Annersley quietly, Joey shrugged, “I’d best be off - are you OK Hilda, you don’t look well,” she sounded concerned. “A slight headache,” returned the Head. Joey waved goodbye and Miss Wilson limped over to lock the door, “Well…” she began, then stopped at Miss Annersley’s raised hand. She watched as the Head retrieved her anti-bugging equipment and swept around the Study, three new bugs were quickly found and deactivated. “That proves it then,” Kathie said decisively, “She’s spying for the author!” “And already has her reward,” put in the Abbess, “she has always wanted quads!” CONVERSATION IN CYBERSPACE Jennie Well does anyone have any ideas on how we can force EBD to allow CS to move with the times? Vikki Can’t see there being a great deal of media interest! How about trying to drum up support on-line? Lisa_T We could always contact GGBP - tell them what’s happening. PatW What tell outsiders that characters from a school story series have asked our help in allowing them to enter the real world? Doesn’t that sound just slightly odd? LulieCat We all believe it! Xanthe That’s because we’re all slightly mad to start with! Rachel Yes well you don’t expect characters you done terrible things to, to suddenly start complaining about it! Esmeralda That reminds me, anyone heard from Lesley? Carolyn P She said she was busy re-writing parts of her book - apparently if the Abbess disliked what happened to her in that drabble she’ll go spare at the book! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 24th, 2003, 8:36pm (Just for you KB!) “So explain to me KB, exactly what is it that you would like,” Madge Russell, flush from spending more money than she had ever thought possible and secure in the knowledge that her bank balance was still extremely healthy, looked over at her companion. Both women were currently in a coffee house, almost hidden behind the many boxes and bags from designer shops. KB blushed, “Well, its just I know of a mint condition, hard back first edition of the School at the Chalet…” her voice trailed off. “How much?” KB told her. “And how much is that in pounds sterling?” A short pause while the amount was converted then KB whispered the amount. Madge promptly sprayed her coffee all over the table. “That was enough to buy a house!” Madge said shocked. KB looked shame faced, “OK, it was silly of me to ask…” Madge grinned, “It’s only money, KB! What the heck!” Biddy was waiting anxiously outside her friend’s bedroom when the two doctors came out. They both looked very grave. “Well what is it?” she asked, Her husband, Eugene Courvoisier looked up, “Hilary is in the very early stages of pneumonia,” he said softly. “B-b-but how?” this from Biddy. Phil Graves looked angry, “because that damn woman is raking up every illness and injury possible!” He spat out, “This is what happened when Hilary and I met!” “I’d like to strangle that woman!” declared Biddy. “Oh don’t think we’ve not considered that!” Dr Graves surprised his friend, “But she’s the author - she can’t be harmed by her creations - far from it!” “We’ve even tried drugging her - it doesn’t work!” Dr Courvoisier looked grimly at his wife, “Biddy, Leibchen, Hilary will recover, but we have one inmate at the San that we cannot save,” “You mean Robin? Oh, no! I can’t understand Joey, doesn’t she realise what EBD is doing?” Miss Wilson entered the Head's Study and locked the door, as soon as she had Miss Annersley re-opened the alcove and began feeding some paper into a flat piece of machinery. "What are you doing?" asked Nell, The Head told her, Nell Wilson sat back looking puzzled, "You mean that these CBBers are jealous of what Madge did for KB three weeks ago and want something similar?" "Yes, I can't understand it myself, but they seem to feel that a prospectus signed by me will be a suitable addition to their collections. This machine is called a scanner." |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 24th, 2003, 8:45pm Over the next few weeks the Chalet School, on the surface, seemed to be running along its well-established and familiar lines. In the San Robin Humphries’ condition slowly deteriorated, but the rest of the mistresses soldiered on, learning to live with their illnesses and injuries. Both the Staff and the girls were aware that both Joey Maynard and Matey were ‘working for the enemy’. Joey appeared to be very worried about Robin and visited every day, however Matey seemed oblivious to the many genuine problems suffered by the Staff. Even when Miss Wilson asked her opinion about Miss Annersley’s headache she seemed unconcerned, not even bothering to visit the Head. Miss Annersley had been persuaded to allow her three companions to join the CBB: Miss Wilson (Bill) and Miss Ferrars (Ferry) had no trouble logging on, however there were some difficulties for Miss Wilmot attempting to use her nickname. The machine kept saying something about an Auto censor! When Miss Annersley, emailing some of the CBBers, discovered the reason, the other three mistresses had to resuscitate her as the reason caused a choking fit. She found it extremely difficult to explain the reason and in the end gave up and just ordered Miss Wilmot to use her first name instead. Kathie Ferrars spent some time speaking to various members of the CBB, and printed off a great deal of material. She also tried to reduce the workload for the Head by suggesting that she, Kathie, be responsible for reading out the Christmas Play. Hilda Annersley, pulled very low by her continual headache, agreed without noticing the mischievous glint in her junior’s eyes. The Christmas Play certainly seemed popular and every girl in the School seemed to want to be a part of it, the rehearsals always seemed to be a very jolly affair with great screams of laughter occasionally being heard from outside a Hall closed to outsiders. A number of large packages had been delivered by post addressed to the Christmas Play, and were not seen by anyone not involved with the Play. The orchestra also seemed to be fully involved in the rehearsals – unaccountably deciding to practice in a spare room at the San rather than their normal areas in the School itself. On the day of the Christmas Play there was as always, a full house. As well as those members of the School not involved in the Play; the San was well represented, as was the community around the Gornetz Platz. Miss Annersley, seated near the back with Miss Wilson, was surprised to see that Grizel Shepherd was part of the music contingent – she and Miss Lawrence seemed to be very excited about something! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 24th, 2003, 8:46pm Before the beginning of the Play, Kathie Ferrars stood on stage to address the crowd, “This year we have departed from tradition somewhat, instead of being a Play with words all the parts are sung, we have also decided, rather than show the Nativity, that the life and death of Christ should be shown.” Miss Ferrars smiled rather nervously at the Head before disappearing. “Do you have any idea what this is all about, Hilda?” whispered Miss Wilson, Miss Annersley shook her head gingerly, “none, but I think we should prepare for a shock!” The Play began with a huge surprise, when the orchestra began playing it was obvious that they had discarded their traditional instruments for something entirely different, the pianos, there were two, seemed much smaller but, unaccountably far louder. They also seemed to have any number of additional sounds including organ music and thunder. The string section consisted of girls all holding guitars – some of them rhythm, some base. While the percussion section, previously consisting of a few triangles and a kettledrum, seemed to have an animated chimpanzee and three hundred different drums! Miss Annersley recognised Evadne Van Aldan as the drummer, even as her entire body began to throb with the beat. As one the two Heads turned to look at the author, EBD had fallen to the floor at the first shock, she now lay, pale and still, and to all appearances dead. “You don’t think she is dead do you?” Nell Wilson shouted above the noise, Hilda Annersley considered then shook her head, “No, my head injury is still there, even with all this noise I can still feel it, I think she’s just unconscious,” “Pity!” They both turned back to watch the Play. … At the end of the Play – which received three standing ovations – Miss Annersley rose and, with Miss Wilson, walked to the front to address the cast huddled on stage. “Jesus Christ, Superstar!” she said quietly, “And that is considered suitable entertainment for this School,” her blue-grey eyes swept round the entire cast including the music mistresses and director, none of them could meet her gaze. Suddenly she threw her head back and laughed, “Congratulations everyone, that was magnificent!” At her words the entire cast breathed sighs of relief! Miss Annersley and Miss Wilson made their way out of the Hall, unaccountably deciding to take the long way round and walking up the further aisle. As they came to the still unconscious body of the author they both failed to step over her, instead walking over various parts of her anatomy rather harshly, indeed Nell Wilson went back a second time to step on the author’s face. “Was that really necessary Nell?” Hilda Annersley asked softly. “Definitely,” replied the St Mildred’s Head, “You’re way too soft!” Looking back the two Heads could see that a large number of Staff, Girls and even visitors had made a detour to the same aisle! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 24th, 2003, 8:48pm Later that evening the Head was, once more, in her Study looking through paperwork when there was a frantic knock on the door. Rosalie Dene stood there looking flushed and angry, next to her stood Elinor Brent-Dyer. “I’m sorry, Miss Annersley, I couldn’t stop her!” Miss Dene’s voice was apologetic. “That’s alright Rosalie, it’s not a problem.” The Head’s quiet voice reassured her secretary, who nodded and left. EBD walked in and sat in the chair in front of the Head’s desk, Miss Annersley was pleased to see that she was covered in bruises. “It’s been a long time since you spoke to me directly, Elinor,” the Head observed. “It’s not going to work, you know,” EBD said abruptly, “You’ll not get me to agree to modernising the Chalet School, I don’t care how many ‘rock concerts’ you put on,” “Then we’ll do it without you,” Miss Annersley’s voice was implacable. The author laughed, “How will you do that Hilda? I can control everything you say or do!” Miss Annersley nodded, “Yes you can, but you cannot do it for everyone at the same time. The story has got too big for you to control all at once hasn’t it?” “Maybe it has,” EBD was angry, “But I still have the power of life and death over my characters, over you. How’s the head, Hilda, do you remember the pain you had last time you tried to defy me?” “I remember,” this said very quietly, “and in some ways I’m surprised you haven’t done anything further already. But then I’m a major character, your ideal of a Headmistress, aren’t I? There would be uproar if I were to die!” “Perhaps,” the author admitted angrily, “But I can still attack others, Robin Humphries is dying, who else will I choose? Hilary Graves, Kathie Ferrars, maybe even Nell Wilson? How many more?” She stood and stalked out of the Study. The Head sat for a long time staring into space before making a decision, she then quietly locked the door and logged on to her computer – she had some equipment to order. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 24th, 2003, 8:50pm For the next week or so, until the end of term, there was little out of the ordinary at the Chalet School. The Middles had managed to interfere with the laundry and ensured that all of Matey’s uniforms were so heavily starched that she had to walk around imitating an Egyptian for a week! Strangely it was only her uniforms that were affected – the other Matrons were not attacked. Representation was made to the Head who smiled and asked if they knew exactly who was responsible – after all she could not punish all the Middle School! At this both Matey and EBD were silenced, as they had been unable to discover who was responsible. After the end of the Christmas Term a number of the Staff stayed on, aware of the imminent tragedy in the San. Jack Maynard contacted Miss Annersley and Miss Wilson on Christmas Eve with the news that it was time. In the sick room there was silence, the figure in the bed, small, dark haired, beautiful, was breathing her last, her rasping breath an affront to Nature. Beside the bed knelt Joey Maynard, she had hold of one of the Robin’s hands and silent tears ran down her cheeks. Every so often she raised her head to stare over at the shadowy figure of EBD, silently imploring her to change her mind. The author ignored her, instead staring, challengingly, at Miss Annersley. Hilda Annersley did not return the stare. The breathing slowed, then stopped. Jack Maynard, his hand on Robin’s slender wrist, shook his head, glancing at his watch to note time of death. Joey Maynard dissolved into tears and turned to Miss Annersley, burying her head in Hilda’s shoulder. The Head held her close. “Take her out of here, Hilda,” Jack said, his voice showing the strain he was under. Hilda nodded and, with Miss Wilson’s help, took Joey into a nearby room. As they passed EDB she mouthed the words ‘Who’s next?’ to Hilda, the Head watched stonily as the author disappeared back to the School. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 24th, 2003, 8:51pm Inside the room Joey broke down completely, still sobbing she was also trying to speak, “Hilda, Bill I’m so sorry, I really didn’t think she’d do it! How could I possibly betray you?” “Because she could give you what you wanted.” Miss Annersley’s low voice, “and because, until now, you did not believe the information I had given you in the past.” “And because you did not believe that anyone else could be responsible for how Joey Maynard had turned out.” Miss Wilson said abruptly, “Let’s face it Jo, you’ve always loved being the lynch pin to the series, and enjoyed being in almost every book - and mentioned in the few you’re not in.” “I know, I know, do you think I don’t realise that? But to take my Robin, my little sister, just to force the rest of you to stay!” There was a knock on the door and Jack Maynard stood there, he seemed quietly triumphant. He glanced questioningly at Hilda who nodded. “Joey,” he said gently, “come with me, there’s someone who wants to speak to you,” Jack led the way further into the San, down deserted corridors and neglected rooms. He finally turned into a small room, half hidden by some old screens. Inside was one bed and in the bed was Robin Humphries. Robin smiled over at Joey, “Joey, darling!” she cried. Joey went white, “Is this some sort of joke?” she demanded, “I watched her die! I know she died!” Jack smiled and placed an arm around his wife, “We know Joey, we were there remember? Robin died, you have my word on that!” “B-b-but how…” Hilda Annersley stepped forwards, “Joey, in the 21st century there is a drug, used when performing heart surgery, it will stop the heart. That’s what Jack used to cause Robin to die.” Joey looked around, hope flaring then , “but she’s got TB, she was dying from it.” “No Joey,” this time Jack spoke, “they have drugs for it now, Rifampicin, Isonazid, Pyrazinamide, Ethambutol,” his face took on an inner glow, “drugs I have been working for my entire career, and have never been allowed to find! They will cure TB! Robin has almost completed her course.” Joey looked around disbelievingly, then toward the figure in the bed, with a cry she ran forward and enveloped Robin in a hug. “You said you stopped her heart,” she said indistinctly, “So how did you re-start it?” Miss Annersley smiled, “A machine called a defibrillator,” she said, “It’s surprising just what you can pick up!” Miss Wilson stepped forwards, “As far as EBD is concerned, Robin is dead,” she said smiling, “And if we’re right that means…” she stopped as Joey suddenly shrieked and Robin Humphries body became indistinct. Within seconds she had vanished. Jack rushed over to Joey, “It’s alright, Robin is fine, we’re sure,” Joey looked at him imploringly, there was a knock on the door and Phil Graves entered, “Kathie Ferrars has just sent over a message from your Study Hilda,” he said smiling, “Tell Hilda that a sparrow has joined the nest,” Hilda looked over at the others, “Robin has entered the Real World!” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 24th, 2003, 8:53pm Joey looked over with surprise, “How do you know?” she asked. Miss Annersley shook her head, “That I cannot tell you Joey, but it has been confirmed, Robin has entered the Real World, met by Jem Russell, who has flown over to Switzerland especially. I imagine they will shortly be on a plane to Australia.” “And the rest of us will be joining her soon!” this from Joey, “We can all use the same method!” Jack shook his head in turn, “No Jo, this is only a one-off, EBD will become suspicious if too many people start dying, and in any case, that would mean I’d be left.” “Our ideas are working towards all those who want to, entering the Real World,” Miss Wilson put in, “the point is though, Joey, are you going to help us now?” “Oh KB, there you are.” Madge Russell smiled over at her friend, “And who is this,” “This is Clare, Madame, another CBBer from Sydney, she’s come in response to your request for someone with office experience.” “Excellent,” smiled Madge, “Now for other news, Jem and Robin are in Singapore, they’ll be here tomorrow, and I’ve had some other really good news - some other ex-Chalet School Staff have turned up! They‘ll both be here tomorrow too.” “Really? Who?” “Well the first one is almost family, Mollie Mackenzie - she was Mollie Maynard and my Maths mistress back in Tyrol, apart from a cameo in the reunion book she’s been out of the series for years. She saw the information on this Net thing and got in touch!” KB smiled, “It’ll be good to see her, I always enjoyed the early books. Who is the other one?” Another Mackenzie - EBD seemed to run out of inspiration when it came to names! Con Mackenzie - she was Con Stewart - History Mistress.” Madge stopped suddenly seeing her friend had gone rather pale. “Is there anything wrong dear?” KB gulped slightly, “No, no, I’ve just remembered I must do some re-writing in my book!” “Can’t it wait?” “No, must have it done by tomorrow!” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 24th, 2003, 8:54pm The new term started with a very sad note as the Head informed the School of the death of Robin Humphries, by common consent it had been decided that the School at large would not be told of Robin’s escape to the Real World. The two Heads, in consultation with Nancy Wilmot and Kathie Ferrars, had also agreed that no-one else would be told about the existence of the computer - Jack Maynard was intrigued about exactly where his miracle drugs and equipment had come from, and the Music Staff wanted to know where all the new instrument s had been ordered from but the four mistresses decided that the fewer who knew of the existence of the computer, the better. Within the School itself the next major event was the St Mildred’s’ pantomime: warned by what had happened to the Christmas Play EBD spent much of her time haunting St Mildred’s and watching to ensure that the pantomime produced was exactly that required for a Chalet School story. Miss Wilson bemoaned the fact that the author was continually over in her abode, but Miss Annersley merely smiled and said that at least the Chalet School itself was having a respite. The strange campaign against Matey continued; Matey came down to Fruhstuck one morning with blue hair! When questioned by the Head - who only just managed to prevent herself from laughing out loud - Matey explained through tight lips that her bottle of shampoo had been tampered with - and a blue hair dye placed in the bottle. It seemed that the dye was permanent and she had to wait for it to grow out. There were furious attempts by all Staff to discover the culprit but, most unaccountably though, no-one was ever caught! Later that month, at a meeting held in Hilda’s Study, Joey Maynard visited for a short time, afterwards Miss Annersley, Miss Wilson, Miss Wilmot and Miss Ferrars discussed a number of plans. It wasn’t until some time later that Hilda thought to check the Study for listening devices, she found one. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 24th, 2003, 8:55pm Miss Annersley had seen very little of Matey since the plans to escape to the real world had begun. Matey had indeed absented herself from much of the normal life of the School once her part in the betrayal of these plans to the author had become known. She rarely visited the Staff Room but spent most of her time in her room or office. Her duties were performed with her normal diligence, perhaps even with more than her normal diligence, and the girls had become used to being hauled out of class for the most minor infraction of the rules. She had also discovered that the girls were not following the rules about having a cold shower/bath in the mornings and had arranged for the hot water to be turned off in the mornings. The yells of surprise from first bathers the next morning, had brought a smile to her face for the first time in months! Miss Annersley decided to speak to Matey about her intentions, and summoned her to the Head’s Study. “Sit down, Gwynneth,” the Head’s voice was soft, she noticed that the woman in front of her wore a hard look and would not meet her gaze. She also did not appear concerned that Hilda was still, obviously, labouring with a headache. “Before we start I’ll be using this,” the Head indicated her ’bug finding’ equipment. The Matron shrugged and watched impassively as Miss Annersley deactivated the three bugs she carried. “I should like to ask your intentions, Matron,” Hilda began. “Fairly obvious really,” Matey replied, “I want things to remain as they have been before, I have no wish to enter a new world!” “Even though, by holding out for this you could be condemning the rest of us with you?” The Head’s voice was quiet and questioning. Matron sighed, “Let’s get something straight, Hilda,” she began, “I enjoy my role, I always have, I understand that the role is very different in the real world, and I have no wish to have to learn new skills!” Miss Annersley shook her head slowly, “many of the Staff will be doing the same,” she observed, “in particular the Science, Geography and History Staff. Even for those of us teaching English and Maths there will be a great deal to learn, and I should imagine that the Religious Education will have to be radically overhauled. You would not be alone.” Matey stood up angrily, “You don’t understand! I have no wish to learn anything new, I’m happy with the old. And you would be wise to accept it Hilda because unless you do there will be more deaths!” “Yes, I wondered when we would get to that,” observed the Head, “How does your current role equate to allowing Robin Humphries to die?” “She died solely because you were stubborn!” “No, she died because your friend wrote down that she should die.” the Head’s voice was implacable, “but I see this is a waste of time.” she also stood, “I’m sorry for you Matey, I had thought that I could persuade you otherwise, I even thought that I could understand you a little - after all Elinor put you through a lot when your sister died.” “I only acted that way because Elinor wrote it! You can’t think I really felt anything for a non-existent sister can you?” Miss Annersley glanced sorrowfully across at someone that, until now, she had always regarded as a friend. “I’m not often wrong about a person’s character Matron,” she said formally, “but on this occasion I am. When we succeed in escaping to the real world I hope you enjoy your solitary exile here.” She watched silently as the Matron left. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 24th, 2003, 8:57pm CONVERSATION IN CYBERSPACE Jennie Now does everyone know the plan? If not I can go over it for you. Esmeralda No, that’s OK Jennie we all know it. Carolyn P Yes, it gets boring going over the same things again and again! Lisa_T I’ll say, we’ve already gone through it to check that nothing can go wrong - I think the Abbess has made an excellent plan - can’t wait to see how it pans out. Vikki Agreed, by the way anyone spoken to Xanthe recently? It’s not like her to be absent from the forum for long. Chloe She asked me to pass on her apologies, don’t know what the problem is but she says she’s avoiding cyberspace for a while! After morning Prayers Miss Annersley addressed the School, “Now, as you know it is only a short half-term this term therefore no-one will be going home. Instead we will be arranging expeditions for all forms.” She swept her gaze around the excited, upturned faces, and laughed, “I should warn you now,” she said, “that any reports of misbehaviour will result in the perpetrator NOT GOING on the expedition! I will be announcing the destinations tomorrow morning.” Miss Annersley was, as always, attempting to plough through a mountain of correspondence that evening when there were some unexpected visitors to her Study. The door flew back unceremonially and three people strode in - EBD, Matron and Joey Maynard. Hilda Annersley raised an eyebrow but did not move, “I sincerely hope Rosalie is unhurt,” she said quietly, “it is unlikely that she would have allowed you to enter unchallenged, so you must have done something to silence her.” “Miss Dene has acute laryngitis at the moment,” EBD said, “She’s on her way to the San now, and her instructions are to remain there for the next 24 hours.” “I see, then may I ask the reason for this invasion?” EBD sat in the centre chair facing the Head, Matron and Joey Maynard sat either side. “Did you really think,” the author said softly, “that you could cause Josephine Maynard, the central character of the entire series, to agree that moving to the real world was a good idea, Hilda?” Hilda Annersley switched her gaze to Joey but said nothing. Joey Maynard smiled, “sorry Hilda, but I’ve got too much to lose. And anyway I wasn’t really that close to Robin. I was just acting like that because it’s what you expected!” “We know how you managed to get Robin Humphries over to the real world,” this from Matron, “you’ll not be able to use that method again, I’ll make sure of it!” “I see,” the Head’s voice remained composed, “then what can I do for you today?” EBD sat back in her chair and smiled, “it was a very good plan, Hilda,” she said, “send four sections of the Chalet School respectively to France, Germany, Austria and Italy. After all my influence is finite - you’ve shown that already. It no longer works in England - there isn’t a branch at Carnbach any longer, why not test out the surrounding countries?” “And to ensure that we were fooled, try to plant suggestions that the St Mildred’s pantomime was hiding another way of escape.” This from Matron, “Very clever to leave those false clues around - we really did think you were planning to gas the entire audience.” “I gather then, that you have rather different plans?” Hilda Annersley had gone rather pale. EDB smiled and passed over a sheet of paper, “this is the revised list of expeditions, as you can see they are all within Switzerland, I am sure of my influence in this country. You will announce them tomorrow after Prayers.” The author sat back in her chair and looked over at the Headmistress. “There will be no opportunity for you to discuss this, Hilda, I have already written your part for tonight and tomorrow. I know that, unlike most of my creations, you can sense when you are being controlled. You will find the next 24 hours rather unpleasant. In fact you’ll find all of half-term unpleasant, because you will be suffering from an escalation of your headache,” the author looked at her watch. “First stages appearing about now.” She watched dispassionately as Miss Annersley suddenly groaned and fell back in her chair, her eyes closed and her face white. “Until tomorrow, Hilda.” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 24th, 2003, 8:59pm (Just for you Xanthe!) Madge Russell arrived at the make-shift office at Point Nepean early one morning, she greeted Clare and asked how the construction was going. A short time later she greeted Robin, Con and Mollie as well as her young friend KB. She noticed that KB was still avoiding the History Mistress. “I had an idea last night,” she began, “I know that a great many things have changed but I would still like to have the Guides at the School, are any of you qualified?” “Mollie Mackenzie shook her head, “Even if we were Madge, it would be better if it were someone with modern ideas,” “One of the CBBer’s perhaps?” this from Robin, “I logged on the other day and there is one - she’s been treated badly by some other Guide people - I’m sure we can persuade her to come out here.” “Excellent, I’ll leave it to you Rob,” said Madge, “what’s her name?” “Xanthe.” The following day saw Miss Annersley join the rest of the Staff for Fruhstuck, she was her normal, calm self, joining in readily with the banter around the table. It was, perhaps, a pity that Miss Wilson was at St Mildred’s, they had been friends for a long time and, although there was nothing in her demeanour or behaviour to suggest otherwise, Nell Wilson may have been able to sense a problem. Miss Annersley continued through the meal and into Prayers. Once the entire School were assembled she smiled round at everyone and produced a list. “I am pleased to announce that I have seen no-one for bad behaviour, therefore everyone is eligible for the expeditions this weekend. Sixth forms, Miss Wilson extends an invitation to join St Mildred’s in visiting Berne for the entire weekend. Fifth forms, you will be going to Wahlstein,” she laughed slightly - “one of your escort mistresses is Miss Ferrars - I’m sure she will be able to tell you about what happened when she last visited there!” The School giggled appreciatively, they were aware of the story. Miss Annersley continued, “Fourth and Third forms, you will be visiting the town of Baden,” her smile grew wider and she continued, “you have a treat in store as Mrs Maynard will be joining you!” The Middle School let out a cheer at this, and Miss Annersley smiled again, “Finally, Seconds, Firsts and Kindergarten, you will be visiting Interlaken - in particular the Zoo.” Miss Wilmot stepped forwards to continue, “information about escort mistresses and times will be up on the notice boards and you will be told by your own Form Mistresses.” “That is all School, file out and start the day,” Miss Annersley smiled once more then swept out, back to her Study. Once back in her Study the author dropped her control and Miss Annersley collapsed into her chair. “You controlled all the Staff too?” The Head’s voice was a bare whisper. “Of course,” EBD replied smoothly, “and, for your information I have designated both Joey Maynard and Matey to watch your Staff, Joey will join Miss Wilmot with the Middle School - it is perhaps not a good idea to send Matey there! She will be with the Fifth and I will be with the Sixth.” “And me?” “You Hilda will be in the San,” she watched as the head injury again overwhelmed Miss Annersley, “terrible thing these migraines!” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 24th, 2003, 9:01pm The half-term weekend passed off quietly, the Sixth and St Mildred’s enjoying Berne, although Miss Wilson was rather worried about her friend Miss Annersley - she had been taken to the San at the beginning of the weekend suffering from severe headache. At the San, Jack Maynard had tried everything to relieve the pain, his strongest painkillers seemed to have no effect and the weekend passed in a state of semi-consciousness for the Head. On the morning of the final day of half-term - the Tuesday, Miss Annersley suddenly recovered. Her headache seemed to subside to almost nothing and, although very weak and shaken, she was able to be discharged. She returned to her Study and, a little later, was joined by Miss Wilson. In a flat voice Miss Annersley brought her friend up to date with events. Miss Wilson’s face darkened as she heard exactly what had been done. The babies returned from their day-trips to Interlaken later that morning and the Fifths arrived back in time for Kaffee and Kuchen. The Heads both joined the School for Abendessen before retiring back to the Study, they logged onto the CBB to bring the others up to date with events. As yet, EBD had not put in an appearance however, just after 2000hrs she suddenly appeared at the Study door. The author appeared to be extremely angry about something, but before they had a chance to ask what she wanted the author struck. Miss Annersley once again was forced back in her chair because of the pain in her head, while Nell Wilson suddenly clutched at her chest and went white. “Now I have your attention,” the author hissed, “I need the answers to some questions. First, where are the Middles? I don’t know how you did it but they never went to Baden. I’ve only just realised that. And how did they escape Joey Maynard?” Hilda Annersley drew in a shuddering breath before replying, “they went to Baden, how could they do otherwise? That was your instruction.” “Don’t lie to me Hilda, I’ve checked, they never appeared there.” Her voice darkened in tone, “now, unless you want to watch your friend die from a heart attack, tell me!” Despite the pain both women were experiencing they managed a slight smile to each other, “They went to Baden, Elinor, but it’s a pity that your Geography only extends to Europe.” “What do you mean?” Miss Wilson continued, “There are other places in the world called Baden,” she said quietly, “One of them is in Tasmania - that’s the large island at the base of Australia,” Hilda Annersley continued, “when they left here all the Middle School, four mistresses, Joey Maynard and her family, plus Hilary Graves and Biddy Courvoisier and families, headed for Zurich airport. On the first stage of their journey to Tasmania.” she smiled through the pain. “You’ve lost them Elinor, they arrived in Tasmania yesterday, and within minutes entered the real world!” “Joey Maynard was working for you!” the author was livid, “But I gave her what she wanted!” “You tried to take away her little sister,” gasped Hilda. EBD looked around at the two women, “well at least I have you,” she said. “If you kill us, it will just mean that others will take our place,” warned Nell, “Plus you’ve never considered who would take over if Nancy wasn’t here,” Hilda Annersley continued. The author stared at them both for a long minute then abruptly left the room, as she did all pain stopped and both Hilda and Nell sagged thankfully into their chairs. “Hilda, I don’t ever want to go through that again,” Nell Wilson, slowly recovering her colour, smiled, Miss Annersley nodded, “tell me Nell, in the real world, how old should we be?” Miss Wilson considered, “Well you’re supposed to be born around 1904 and I’m a couple of years younger - so I guess we’re both nearly 100!” Hilda smiled, “that explains how terrible I feel then - I’m just feeling my age!” She glanced over at her friend and laughed, “the entire Middle School, Nell! 120 girls, four mistresses and Joey, Biddy and Hilary’s families! Quite a good result!” Nell nodded, “Yes, now we’ve got to think of ways for the rest.” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 24th, 2003, 9:03pm CONVERSATION IN CYBERSPACE *I’m going to Australia! I’m going to Australia! I’m going to Australia!* Vikki Well Madge Russell just posted - they’re safe in Melbourne - they did it! *I’m going to Australia!* Carolyn I’m so glad, but really sorry for the Abbess - she went through Hell. *I’m going to Australia! I’m going to Australia!* Rachel Yes I thought both she and Bill were going to be killed just then. I wonder how much more it will take before EBD decides to do it anyway. She must realise that the most effective opposition comes from the Heads down. *I’m going to Australia! I’m going to Australia! I’m going to Australia!* Esmeralda Have any further plans been made yet? I don’t think they should lose any time getting more people out - EBD seems to be getting more unstable. *I’m going to Australia! I’m going to Australia!* Rachel ‘Sigh’ Does anyone know how to shut Xanthe up? The next few weeks at the Chalet School were, surprisingly, quiet ones. The Staff, and in particular the Heads, had expected there to be far more episodes of direct author control. Especially as EBD was unable to hide just how livid she was at Joey Maynard’s change of heart, at the loss of so many characters, and, most particularly, at how much she had been manipulated into doing exactly what Miss Annersley had wanted! The St Mildred’s pantomime was the next big occasion and some members of the school thought it would see further acts of rebellion, however the pantomime passed without any problems and was exactly as expected for a St Mildred’s pantomime - even to there being an unexpected emergency when the back drop scenery decided, halfway through the final love scene, to fall slowly forwards and knock both the Prince and Princess to their knees. “Best part of the entire evening!” Nell Wilson related to the Head when they were both ensconced in her Study, large glasses of alcohol in hand. Miss Annersley smiled gently, “even so, Nell, everyone was expecting us to do something - even Elinor I would think, and we’ve done nothing. We still have two thirds of the School and the San etc here, and no new ideas on how to move them!” There was a knock on the door and Jack Maynard appeared. Jack had been aware of the plans for his family to escape but had decided that his responsibilities for the San were paramount - Phil Graves and Eugene Courvoisier had made the same decision. All three doctors were now living at the School - using three of the Staff quarters now empty. “Hilda, I know you’ll not tell me how you get hold of them,” Jack began, “but is it possible that you can get hold of some more drugs for me? We’re having a good result with the drugs - so good that the San’s almost half empty - I’ll be out of business if I’m not careful!” Nell looked up, “Would that work?” she said suddenly, “If the San cured everyone would it cease to exist?” Jack shook his head, “Good thought but no, problem’s still out there isn’t it?” he waved goodbye and disappeared. After Jack had left the Study door was locked and the computer switched on. Hilda placed an order for some more drugs. Once she had finished and closed up the alcove she saw Nell looking over at her speculatively. “What is it, Nell?” Bill pointed to the computer, “it’s that thing, Hilda. It worries me. How do we know that EBD doesn’t have one? And if it comes to that how come you do have one? After all you’re as much a product of EBD’s mind as the rest of us.” Miss Annersley shook her head, “I don’t know exactly, Nell. I know that, from the very beginning I have known about EBD and that we were all characters in a series of books. I’ve also always been able to tell when someone is being controlled by the author, and know when it’s happened to me - even though there’s nothing I can do to stop it!” She smiled ruefully then continued. “This equipment appeared - out of the blue - only 18 months ago - already set up as it is now - in that alcove which, until then, didn’t exist!” “Didn’t it? As far as I can remember it’s always been there!” “Yes, that’s what everyone else thinks. I can’t explain why I can remember these things, Nell. Until recently they didn’t seem to be important - after all I had already received my lesson on how futile it was to defy EBD. It was only when I realised that there was a possibility of escape, when you told me about Madge Russell, that I felt that the differences in me could be there for a purpose.” Nell Wilson nodded, distractedly, “Hilda? Those friends on the CBB, joking apart, are any of them any good at writing?” “You’ve read their stories, Nell” “Yes, but I’m asking for your opinion as the English specialist.” “Oh, well in that case then, yes, some of them are exceptionally good, why?” Nell Wilson smiled, “because I may just have a germ of an idea!” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 24th, 2003, 9:06pm CYBERSPACE CONVERSATION Esmeralda Everyone know what we’re doing? Carolyn P Well Bill explained her idea pretty thoroughly, it’s just whether we can put it into practice or not. Vikki Anyone else as worried as me about bringing outsiders into it? Xanthe Both the Abbess and Bill feel it won’t work unless we bring those two in - they’re fundamental to the success. Nancy Hi all, listen any problems convincing those two let me know! I can be on the plane to England within the day. Rachel Well we’d better start planning - this is going to take a lot of work. Lesley Nancy, just make sure your plane doesn’t touch down in Europe! Wouldn’t want to lose you again! The author had studiously kept away from the Headmistress since her last visit, confining herself to following the other students and Staff around and ensuring that the ‘normal’ Chalet School term progressed. It was made more difficult by the fact that there was no Middle School and therefore consequently less bad behaviour! A short consultation between Miss Ferrars and the Prefects did however have one result - the campaign against Matey resumed! Matey was having a difficult time anyway as so few of the girls and Staff even bothered to acknowledge her existence unless EBD specifically wrote a scene. However this seemed to only intensify her resolve to ensure that the School remained. She therefore became a full time spy and the Staff and girls had to be doubly vigilant. Miss Annersley was not surprised when she had a visit from the author in the early hours of one morning. She knew that EBD would need to keep in contact. EBD suddenly appeared in her bedroom and ordered her to get up. Miss Annersley obeyed slowly, pulling her long satin dressing gown about her shoulders. She turned to face the author, “Where are we goi…” she got no further as a sharp pain lanced through her head. “Just a small reminder, Hilda,” whispered EBD, “I want no questions, no speech, now follow me.” Miss Annersley followed the author out of her bedroom and along to the Head’s Study. “Stand there,” EBD pointed to a spot in front of the desk, facing the chair. Miss Annersley obeyed silently and the author walked around to sit in the Head’s chair. She sat back and smiled at the woman in front of her. “Rather strange to find yourself on the other side of the desk for once, isn’t it?” Miss Annersley remained silent. EBD smiled, “You see? You can learn! Alright you may answer.” “What do you want me to say Elinor? I have always known that you can do whatever you want. If you’re current fancy is humiliating the Headmistress,” Miss Annersley smiled, “I can accept that. After all, I have no choice.” The calm reply seemed to infuriate the author and her face darkened with anger. “Tell me how you can remain in contact with the Real World!” she ordered. Miss Annersley shook her head, “No Elinor, that I cannot tell you.” She stiffened as her head pain returned with a vengeance, but was able to continue, “I will not tell you this Elinor, regardless of what you may do.” “I could write that you will tell me.” the author threatened. Miss Annersley smiled, “I imagine you have already tried that and failed.” EBD’s look of chagrin was very obvious. “Accepted then, I have tried - do you know what happens when I write that? Nothing. Nothing to you or to any of the others I’ve tried the command on.” she leant forwards across the desk. “But I wonder what you would do if I brought one of your friends in here and gave them that heart attack I promised Nell Wilson not so long ago? Would you tell me then?” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 24th, 2003, 9:08pm Melbourne airport had never had a party like the one that flew in from Tasmania that morning. For one thing, the party was rather large consisting of 120 girls from a Swiss school, two medium and one extra large families, and four other adults - presumably the girls’ teachers. A special flight had been arranged and the Head of Security wondered at the identity of the person who could afford to charter a plane. Madge Russell, dressed in the height of fashion, awaited the flight. As soon as the tall, well-built woman at the front of the queue appeared she ran forward. “Nancy Wilmot, finally! Oh, it’s so good to see you!” “Madge! Finally, you know at times I almost thought this was a dream! I never really thought that the Abbess’ plan would work.” Madge’s face darkened and she said softly, “well both she and Bill have been punished for it.” She shook herself and smiled, “where’s Joey? I’d have thought she’d be here to see her older sister!” “Right here Madge,” Joey’s voice suddenly spoke behind her sister and she enveloped her in a hug. “It’s so good to see you! Come on I’ll introduce you to the family.” Madge stopped her suddenly, “Nancy, what happened to the girls?” She stared around at the rows of girls filing through the airport, most of them seemed to be sporting some sort of bruises and contusions, a couple even wore slings.” Nancy looked conscience -stricken, “Ah, yes, well,” she began, “you see we’ve rarely had any Australian girls at the Chalet School have we? And lately it seemed most of the girls were from the UK or America with the occasional Austrian and French girls - normally daughters of Old Girls.” Madge Russell looked sharply over at the Senior Maths Mistress, aware that Joey Maynard, Hilary Graves and Biddy Courvoisier were all spluttering with laughter. “What happened, Nancy?” she said sternly. “W-w-well there was a tour of Tasmania by the Australian Rugby Team, and when they heard the girls’ accents they started teasing them…” she trailed off. “And then attacked them?” Madge was horrified, “I’ll have the full weight of the law on them - Julie Lucy is a Judge now - she’ll sort them out.” “NO, no the Rugby Team didn’t attack them, they attacked the Rugby Team. Apparently three of their star players are in hospital and the Chalet School have been banned from ever attending one of their matches, we’ve also been banned from Tasmania.” Nancy looked over at Madge Russell’s face and tried to find some good news, “But at least the airline couldn’t ban us - as it was a private charter I mean. Otherwise we would be banned from QANTAS too.” “Why? What did the girls do on the plane?” Madge’s voice was resigned. “Oh it wasn’t the girls,” Nancy returned, “It was the Duty Free booze.” She indicated to the rear of the girls’ lines and Madge saw some of the girls wrestling with three luggage trolleys, Peggy Burnett, Jeanne de Lachenais and Sharlie Andrews were all sleeping sweetly! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 24th, 2003, 9:10pm CONVERSATION IN CYBERSPACE Rachael P. Hi, everyone! I’m just back from the States - what’s been happening? Jennie Hi Rachael - look I’ll email you an attachment to bring you up to date. Esmeralda Well my part is finished! How’re the rest of you getting on? Xanthe Nearly done - though I’ve been a little unwell recently. edith I’m finished too, any idea what happened when Vikki went over to tell the outsiders? Vikki They thought we were all crazy! In the end Nancy had to come over - she brought Joey Maynard with her - that convinced them! NickiL So will we be ready for the deadline? Jennie Should be, just hope that the Abbess and Bill survive. In the Head’s study there was silence as Miss Annersley stared in horror at the author. Then the door to the Study opened and Miss Wilson walked in. Hilda Annersley could immediately tell she was being controlled. Nell Wilson walked over to stand beside the Head before EBD released control. She looked around in confusion, noting her location and the two other inhabitants. A quick smile towards Hilda. “Control?” she asked. Hilda Annersley nodded, her face pale. They both turned to face the author. “One last chance, Hilda, tell me how you contact the Real World.” EBD’s voice was icy. Miss Annersley glanced over towards Nell Wilson who immediately shook her head. “Very well then.” At those words Miss Wilson gasped and fell forwards onto her knees, her hands clutched at her chest and her face turned white and streaked with sweat. Her breathing came fast and shallow and her eyes were half closed. Hilda Annersley made to go to her friend but found herself rooted in place, “No, Hilda, you are to watch only, remember you may stop this at any time, tell me how you contact the Real World.” “No!” the voice, just a croak, came from the stricken woman on her knees, she turned her face toward Hilda, “You don’t tell her, Hilda, promise me! I’d rather die than remain her puppet!” Hilda Annersley nodded slightly and turned to face the author, there were tears running down her cheeks but her voice was as strong as ever, “I will not tell you Elinor,” she said implacably. The tableau remained for some seconds, the three women, one seated, one standing and one on her knees, then suddenly the author shrugged slightly and both Heads found they were pain-free and able to move. Miss Annersley rushed over to kneel beside her friend. “Don’t think much of your choice of friend, Nell,” EBD said maliciously, “she was willing to watch you die.” Nell Wilson grasped the hand of her friend before replying “Hilda Annersley is my closest friend, now more than ever!” The author stood up, “very well, if you will not give me the information I want, we’ll have to do something else. Hilda, come sit in your chair, you have a lot of paperwork to fill in.” The next hour or so saw the Headmistress writing out a number of letters and filling in forms. Even though Nell Wilson could not tell when someone was being controlled she guessed her friend was being forced to do this, and watched in horror. At the end of the hour, when Hilda had signed her last signature, EBD released control and allowed her to review all she had done. The author then picked up all the papers and left the Study. Nell Wilson got, shakily to her feet. “What did she make you do?” she whispered. Hilda Annersley, her head in her hands, replied, “I’ve just filled in advertisements to all major London and New York newspapers, inviting new pupils between the ages of 12 and 15 to apply for inclusion in the next School year.” She looked up at her friend, “If we don’t succeed before September we’ll have a full School once more!” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 24th, 2003, 9:14pm CONVERSATION IN CYBERSPACE PatW I’ve finished my part - sent it off this morning. Who is co-ordinating this? Carolyn P I think a number of people - we want as much expertise as possible. Lesley KB has been able to help out too - she’s finished her book now. KB I’ve finished my part too - are we waiting for anyone else - the outsiders want to proceed as soon as possible! Chloe Just a few bits from me - had a problem finishing because of school work - there I’ve sent it! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 24th, 2003, 9:16pm (I should apologise to all Australians - but I've given up apologising!) Case number 1422, Milton Keynes Central Magistrates Court, Justice of the Peace Alan Marshall presiding. The case of the Crown verses Josephine Mary Maynard. “Sit down all of you,” the presiding magistrate looked round at the courtroom, “I understand the defendant wishes to change her plea?” he looked toward the two women seated in front of him. There was a furious discussion between the two. The Magistrate noted that they were both tall, one very dark and slim, while the other, taller still, was more athletic in build. Eventually, and with some reluctance, the darker one stood up, “Yes, your honour, I should like to plead guilty to the charges,” The Magistrate smiled slightly, “excellent, that should make this a far quicker case. Now before sentencing we will have to hear the details of the case,” he turned to the prosecution, “have you your witness?” The police sergeant stepped over to the witness stand to give evidence and removed a small notebook from his pocket. He gave a short cough and started to read, “I was patrolling the Northampton section of the M1 between midnight and 4am Tuesday last when reports came through on the radio of a speeding car. Minutes later I was passed by a brand new Roll Royce Silver Shadow in the fast lane of the motorway. I attempted to catch up to the car and accelerated.” “What speed was the car going sergeant?” this from one of the other magistrates seated on either side of Alan Marshall. “The greatest speed clocked was 124 miles per hour, sir” the sergeant replied. “I see, what happened next?” “As I was unable to catch up to the vehicle, I radioed ahead for my colleagues to prepare a road block.” The sergeant looked up at this point, glancing over at Mrs Maynard, “I should mention, your honours, that the car was not, apart from the speed, being driven unsafely, there was no dangerous or unsafe manoeuvres.” “Thank you, what happened next?” “My colleagues set up a road block some miles ahead and the Rolls was stopped,” “There was no attempt to evade the road block or resist arrest?” The sergeant looked shocked, “Oh, no sir. The lady was very gracious.” “I see, were there any intoxicating substances in the defendant’s blood?” “No sir, no drugs or alcohol,” “And did she give any reason why she was going so fast,” The sergeant squinted at his notebook again, “Yes, she said that it was the first time she had been in England for fifty –odd years and she wanted to see as much of it as possible.” The sergeant smiled at this, “We thought that was a joke sir, the lady is barely over 40 years old!" There was a minor disturbance from the two women with the dark lady whispering, “I have so been out of the country that long, and I can prove it!” The taller lady glared at her, replying, “Shut up Joey! Do you want to end up in an insane asylum?” The Magistrate coughed, “is there a problem?” The taller lady stood up, “Er, no your honour, no problem, My name is Nancy Wilmot, I was a passenger in the car, I should like to add to the sergeant’s report.” “Very well,” “Mrs Maynard is extremely sorry for her behaviour and will never speed again, it was only her natural exuberance. She is really a very safe driver, sir!” “I see,” the Magistrate looked down at a sheet of papers before him, “are you the same Nancy Wilmot who, at the time of Mrs Maynard’s arrest said, and I quote ‘that woman is crazy, for God’s sake lock her up and throw away the key!’ unquote?” “Well yes sir, but I was in shock at the time.” The Magistrate sighed, “Mrs Maynard, regardless of the fact that the sergeant vouches that your driving was safe, even though fast, I cannot ignore that you were travelling at 124 miles per hour when the national speed limit is 70. Normally travelling so fast would mean an automatic revoking of your licence, however I appreciate that this is the first time you have ever had any problem with the law, and am mindful that this appears to be a ‘one-off’. Nevertheless you will have the maximum points placed on your licence – so any further transgression – however small – will mean a ban. You also will pay a fine of £1000.00 and you will have a criminal record. That is all!” After dealing with the necessary payment of fines and handing over of licence for marking the two women walked out of the courtrooms. “Well that went rather well,” Joey Maynard said brightly. Nancy Wilmot turned, “Went well? You’ve got a criminal record now, Joey, do you know how difficult it’s going to be getting you back into Australia?” “Don’t see why, after all they…” Nancy Wilmot placed her hand over her friend’s mouth, “enough! I don’t want to hear it! Now come on, we’ve got four hours to get to Heathrow for our flight. And I’m driving!” … |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Carolyn P on Sep 24th, 2003, 9:16pm Poor Lesley. At least the board is currently letting you make some long posts. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Rachel on Sep 24th, 2003, 9:17pm Lesley I could kiss you! When I used the email link to access the page and got the "error" message, I screeched so loud I woke the Thank goodness for writing it all in Word first! Rachel ~ heart still racing after the shock to the sytem! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 24th, 2003, 9:25pm LOL - How do you think I felt Rachel? The only pity is that I had no way to keep all the comments - especially the ones when i'd left little cliff-hangers - oh well I'll have to think up some more! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 24th, 2003, 9:35pm The maths class with the Inter Fifth was progressing well; Miss Ferrars was very adept at keeping discipline while still allowing a certain relaxation and camaraderie within her lessons. At the end of the lesson she set Prep for the form then bade them file out. Sitting at the Mistresses desk afterwards she was aware of the figure of the author watching her, however she refused to acknowledge her. It came as something of a shock when EBD suddenly addressed her. “You are very good at your work,” Miss Ferrars turned in some alarm, “I believe my reply should be that I am as you wanted.” Kathie Ferrars’ voice was cold. “Even so, it is a pleasure to watch, especially seeing how you’ve grown from that naïve child who first started here.” The author’s voice was smooth. “Plus, while I wrote out your basic character, you are the one that has developed it, made it your own.” “Is there some point to this conversation?” EBD smiled, “I understand, you have no reason to like or trust me, especially as you have had a significant involvement in the resistance recently. But I could be a very good friend for you Kathie Ferrars, now that Nancy Wilmot has gone you are the natural successor to the post of Headmistress.” “There’s already someone filling that post.” “That can soon be remedied.” …. |
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Title: CONVERSATION INRe: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 24th, 2003, 9:37pm CONVERSATION IN CYBERSPACE Esmeralda Finally, confirmation - it’s complete - we should be seeing results within the week! Xanthe That was hard work - I’ve never had such tight deadlines before. Jennie Has anyone heard from the Abbess this week? It’s not like her not to check in once in a while. edith Nothing, heard from Nancy though - she sounded really peeved - anyone know what happened when she and Joey were over here? … Miss Ferrars arrived at the Study to find that Miss Wilson was already there waiting. Without looking at the St Mildred’s Head, Kathie Ferrars took a deep breath and strode up to the desk. She sat in the Head’s chair and looked over at Miss Wilson. Miss Wilson looked away, staring into space. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 24th, 2003, 9:38pm A soft voice from the door, “Trying it out for size, Kathie?” Miss Annersley smiled over at the younger mistress, a twinkle in her eye. Miss Ferrars stood, smiling, “in a way, yes, after all I was offered it only the other day!” “She spoke to you too?” Nell Wilson didn’t sound surprised, “That makes four or five EBD’s asked! Hilda, are you doing something to upset her?” Miss Annersley smiled and settled herself in her chair, “I sincerely hope so Nell!” She looked around at the other two, “I had confirmation today that the CBBers’ task is complete - we’ve just got to wait and see now.” It was three days later that Hilda Annersley awoke feeling that something had changed. She swiftly rose and got ready, going out for an early walk long before the rest of the School were awake. Her walk took her along a great deal of the Gornetz Platz; on her return she caught up with Miss Dene, about to ring the first rising bell. “Ah, Rosalie, I think we will need to have an Emergency Staff meeting today. Could you arrange it please?” Later that day the entire Staff from both the Chalet School and St Mildred’s were ensconced with the Staff Room. The Prefects were dealing with the rest of the School and the Staff settled down to discuss new arrangements. Miss Annersley, seated in one of the two armchairs, Miss Wilson was in the other, looked around at the Staff and began to speak. She had, however, barely begun when the door opened and the author strode in. In the silence EBD walked up until she was standing opposite the Head, all saw Miss Annersley stiffen with pain as the author caused her head injury to activate again. “What has happened, Hilda?” Miss Annersley took a deep breath then, “You know, Elinor, I would be happy to answer your questions, this pain is not necessary.” “How do I know you’ll tell me the truth?” Miss Annersley closed her eyes momentarily on the pain, then replied, “I think because I’m well aware that you would return.” She said softly. The author thought for a moment then shrugged, the pain disappeared. Miss Annersley straightened in her chair. “Thank you,” she said quietly. “Now what did you want to know?” “I have suddenly lost a great many of my characters,” EBD hissed, “explain!” Miss Annersley smiled slightly, “I’m afraid we had very little to do with that Elinor,” she began, “although I’ll admit that the initial idea came from here. You may not be aware of it but, in the real world, there has been a great upsurge of interest in your Chalet School series of late. So much so that fans are writing their own books.” Miss Wilson continued, “the books are set at all times during the series, from before it began to long after the series ended. Some of them are so good that they are considered to be part of the series!” “That’s ridiculous, I’m the only one that can write Chalet School books!” “Not any longer Elinor, there are some books that have been published, written by fans, that are now considered as much a part of the series - one about Robin as Head Girl, another about Gillian Linton, one about the term I first started (though I wasn’t in it a great deal), even one about the end of the War!” The author shook her head angrily, “what has this to do with my characters?” Miss Wilson grinned, “a group of fans have just published a book set during a holiday period in one of the later Swiss years. The most important part in it is that the cure for TB is discovered and full scale vaccination commenced.” She watched as EBD went white. “You mean…” “The San is no longer a part of the story Elinor,” Miss Annersley said gently, "along with the staff - doctors, nurses and ancillary, and , of course, the patients. Plus all the patients’ families, who had come to live on the Gornetz Platz, they have all gone.” EBD spun round to leave but Miss Annersley’s voice continued, “oh and I shouldn’t forget the School, after all a number of the girls were here because of the San. At Registration today we were missing 84 girls, 4 mistresses and 1 master.” “While St Mildred’s missed 9 girls and 1 mistress.” Miss Wilson finished triumphantly. “They have all entered the real world - I imagine they will be shortly joining Madge Russell. The author stared round at the Staff, all of whom were only just managing not to laugh. “This is not the end!” she declared, “I will regain full control over this School!” She spun round and stormed out. The Staff promptly burst into howls of laughter, Miss Annersley tried to hush them, “ladies, please, we do have work to do!” her face split by a wide grin. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 24th, 2003, 9:41pm CONVERSATION IN CYBERSPACE PatW It worked! It worked! Just had a call from Vikki - she and LisaT went out to Switzerland - it seems the Swiss Press are having a field day - more than 300 people suddenly appearing out of nowhere! Esmeralda How on Earth are they going to cover that up? Rachael P Oh, didn’t you hear? Ann and Clarissa are going to pass it off as a publicity stunt - they think it will help sell even more books! Xanthe D’you mean we could make a profit from this then? Good, I need the money for my flight to Australia! Carolyn P Didn’t Robin contact you Xanthe? They’ll be sending over tickets for any CBBer’s offered jobs once all the School is rescued. Oh and she wondered if your sister could help run the Brownies? Rachel Wonder what EBD thought of our latest effort? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 24th, 2003, 9:46pm OK everyone - board is up to date now and I am seriously pi**ed off! Have just spent nearly 2 hours doing this - time i intended writing about a board meeting in Melbourne and something seriously nasty happening to Hilda! Hope you all manage to realise this is here - after getting over the shock of finding an error message when trying to log onto Real CS mark 1! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by xanthe on Sep 24th, 2003, 9:51pm *hugs Lesley and offers her jaffa cakes, dairy-free cupcakes/chocolate and stuff-that-is-pretending to be ice-cream as an indication of her immense gratitude* SO pleased you wrote this in Word... pleased as in "dancing for joy and embracing strangers" sort of pleased (though in the metaphorical sense thereof, before anyone starts getting all worried ;)) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by EBD_Herself on Sep 24th, 2003, 10:02pm ***** Chuckling softly***** I've got rid of it once, I can do it again. First time was a warning Lesley. One you would be advised to pay attention to . . . |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by xanthe on Sep 24th, 2003, 10:06pm *makes little squeaking noise and runs off to find Lesley and the other CBBers involved in this...* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Robin_Humphries on Sep 24th, 2003, 10:09pm Hi Xanthe, tickets are all boooked and paid for (plastic money is wonderful!) and should be with you very soon. Is Chloe around? Willl she help out with Brownies or not? We really need a good leader, and she sounds like she'll fit the bill p[erfectly. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by xanthe on Sep 24th, 2003, 10:14pm Robin! Wargh! "EBD" is threatening Lesley! Help! *panicking, in case you hadn't noticed* Chloe would love to help with the Brownie Pack (ooh, please, pretty please can I start a Rainbow Unit for the KG?) and to be frank, "getting to be a full-time Guider" = dream come true (who wants to go to Cambridge anyway..............?) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Robin_Humphries on Sep 24th, 2003, 10:18pm Now, now, calm down Xanthe. If you wish to be a full time Guider, I think you ought to be able to show a little self control at times llike this! Besides, I have finally worked out EBD's weak spot! It was so obvious, I can't believe I missed it all this time! It's- *****strangled noises as "someone" drags Robin form behind with a claw like grip***** |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Sep 24th, 2003, 10:19pm Lesley - you are an angel!!! Thank you so much for reposting this - and hug and commiserations for having to suffer such a dastardly fate. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 24th, 2003, 10:20pm Listen you lot! My comment at the beginning of this was a joke - EBD cannot get into or contact the real world - why do you think she tried so hard to get Hilda to tell her how? Whoever that is will be in serious trouble when I find out! >:( |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by xanthe on Sep 24th, 2003, 10:23pm so is it safe to come out then? *peering out from under Chloe's duvet* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by EBD_Herself on Sep 24th, 2003, 10:25pm on 09/24/03 at 22:20:32, Lesley wrote:
Are you sure of that my dear? Quote:
My dear child, don't get yourself so worked up - it's awfully bad for your blood pressure. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by xanthe on Sep 24th, 2003, 10:26pm *cowers back under the duvet* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by EBD_Herself on Sep 24th, 2003, 10:29pm Interesting place to hide xanthe - I wonder if I ever wrote a "smothered by a duvet" plot? Really must go and check . . . |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by xanthe on Sep 24th, 2003, 10:33pm *makes funny little noise of terror and scuttles away to safety* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by PatW on Sep 24th, 2003, 10:34pm Get lost, EBD-herself. Go bother some other of your supposed creations. You've lost this lot. That's always supposing you're the real thing, which I seriously doubt. I don't think that she'd ever heard of computers, for a start. Thanks for re-posting this. I wondered what had happened when I logged on just now and saw the mark 2 posting!! :o :o ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by EBD_Herself on Sep 24th, 2003, 10:35pm oh this is too funny xanthe. you are so easy to follow with your little squeaks and scuttling noises. BOO! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by PatW on Sep 24th, 2003, 10:37pm Do as you're told, woman. Fakes are NOT intimidating. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by xanthe on Sep 24th, 2003, 10:38pm Hang on a minute! I'm not fictional (at least, I hope not, and it is far too late at night to be getting philosphical anyhow!) so why am I scared... *looks puzzled* oh yes, I'm scared of everything, that'd be it. *sigh* *hopes Lesley comes back soon to complete her mistress-plan for the defeat of EBD and liberation of the CS* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by PatW on Sep 24th, 2003, 10:41pm Xanthe, hang on in there. Remember what I just said about fakes. You have NOTHING to be afraid of. ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Sep 24th, 2003, 10:42pm Lesley, I am *so* happy you had the wit to do everything on word. If you hadn't it would have been a real tragedy!! Now i want more... oh and thanks for the mention- i wondered what had happened to me! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by xanthe on Sep 24th, 2003, 10:43pm *trusting Pat cos she's a proper grown-up* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Rachel on Sep 24th, 2003, 11:05pm Xanthe, I would offer you the same assurances as PatW, but since I have been informed by my children that I am not a proper grown up yet, I fear my help might actually be more of a hindrance! Rachel ~ baffled by the question today from the kids as to what I want to do when I'm an adult! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Carolyn P on Sep 24th, 2003, 11:05pm Glad to see that even deletion is not going to stop this thread. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 24th, 2003, 11:10pm (OK this is going to cause soooo many problems! Now I have mentioned the names of 4 people who are on the board of directors of the four only one KB was chosen - the other three are random! I literally had the names of every CBBer written down and gave each a number then looked in the nearest book to hand -Oberland - for first mention of the numbers - first three numbers to come up 4, 1 and 8, were the people chosen!) The prestigious hotel, situated in the centre of Melbourne had housed many varied conferences in the past, however it had never before played host to so many characters from a children’s book series! Not that they were aware of that, of course, as far as the management were aware they were playing host to meeting of share holders and directors for a new boarding school currently in the final stages of being built. Madge Russell, Managing Director of ‘Real Chalet School’ sat in the large conference hall, waiting for the majority of the share holders and directors to arrive. Along one wall were web cams with sound attachment so that those CBBers unable to fly to Australia could keep in touch. The room filled up quickly, Madge saw that there was a good mix of people, ranging from herself and Joey - the very first in the CS - to their modern friends KB, Jennie, Carolyn P, and Rachel. On the web cams she was able to see at least thirty different lights up indicating that many on-line. She began her speech, “Welcome to all of you, new and old, to this the first annual shareholders meeting of the Real Chalet School. I should like to start by introducing the directors. There will be four permanent members of the board,” she paused and smiled, “at least permanent until we decide we want to do something else! I am Managing Director and my sister Joey is a Director. There will also be eight directors who will serve for a two year period. The current eight directors reflect, we think, both the old and the new, Robin Humphries, Nancy Wilmot, Peggy Burnett and Mollie Mackenzie from the ‘old’ and KB, Vikki, Rachel and Jennie, from the new. After the two year period the directors will step down and others take their place. Obviously all of you present are share holders and hopefully, will also have the opportunity to voice any concerns.” Madge stopped and smiled, “we intend to keep this a very informal arrangement - after all, we are well aware that, but for the help and support of everyone in this room, this undertaking would never be occurring.” Her face took on a more sombre note as she continued, “you may have noticed that I only mentioned two of the permanent Directors, the other two seats are held in the hope that the rest of the Chalet School will, one day soon, be joining us. If at all possible, I will be introducing both Hilda Annersley and Nell Wilson as the other Directors in the near future. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by xanthe on Sep 24th, 2003, 11:14pm *grins* I love this drabble ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Rachel on Sep 24th, 2003, 11:15pm pmsl - guess that solves my adult career problems! Rachel ~ still sniggering at the timing of becoming a director! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Carolyn P on Sep 24th, 2003, 11:19pm Oh, well, at least I am a shareholder, and present at the meeting. Still hopeful about that staff position, but more concerned at the minute about the rescue. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 24th, 2003, 11:40pm (Last one of the night - had to have another cliff-hanger didn't I!) Hilda Annersley was settled in her sitting room reading when there was a knock at the door and Miss Ferrars appeared, “sorry to disturb you Miss Annersley but Miss Wilson asked if you’d join her over at St Mildred’s?” Miss Annersley looked up, surprised, “at St Mildred’s Kathie? Did she say why?” “No, but she seemed excited about something, said to tell you to hurry!” Kathie Ferrars laughed. “Well, I’m intrigued,” smiled Miss Annersley, “Thank you Kathie.” Miss Annersley walked quickly over to the St Mildred’s building, it was still light and warm out and she met a number of the other mistresses and older girls out for short walks. Reaching the St Mildred’s building she entered and swiftly made her way to the Head’s Study. On opening the door she saw Nell Wilson seated at the desk. “Now what is so all-importa…” her voice trailed off as she was suddenly aware that Nell Wilson was being controlled, and she backed away slightly. As she did she heard a slight noise behind her and then something struck her on the head and the world turned black… |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Sep 24th, 2003, 11:40pm Never mind the flippin directors. Get back to poor Hilda and Nell- you've left them stranded with either EBD or EBD_Herself., They seem equally evil to me! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Sep 25th, 2003, 12:08am Erk. Well! um. You can't leave it at that! Have mercy on us, even if you have none for your so called fave character! Does this mean that Kathie has gone over? *speculating wildly* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Sep 25th, 2003, 12:27am on 09/24/03 at 23:40:37, Lesley wrote:
No Lesley - you didn't! *Am now going to lie awake all night worrying about Hilda.* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Sep 25th, 2003, 1:47am *chuffed at being a director! ;D ;D Worried about Hilda! :( Relieved that Lesley saved the thread! :)Infuriated by the cliffhanger >:(* *Exhausted by the mix of emotions!* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Sep 25th, 2003, 2:48am on 09/25/03 at 00:08:39, Lisa_T wrote:
I thought it was established that she had. Either that or she was being controlled and Hilda didn't spot it. And thank you for making me a director! ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 25th, 2003, 4:40am Listen carefully!!!!!! If Kathie had gone over to the other side that would be it! - thread finished! She knows everything - including how to contact the real world!. Hilda would have known if Kathie were being controlled - but Kathie would not have known that Bill was being controlled!!! Now - does that make sense? ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Sep 25th, 2003, 6:31am Perfect sense. Thank you for clarifying. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Rachael P on Sep 25th, 2003, 8:57am Thank goodness this thread was saved!! Loking forward to the next instalment ........... Question - can CBBers go over into the CS world or only vice versa? (Am happy to join any kind of SAS operation to save Hilda and Nell!) *not scared of EBD or EBD_Herself - gives Xanthe a reassuring hug* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by edith on Sep 25th, 2003, 12:58pm Same here. Bored 6th former with too much work and not enough done needs escape-even in her own head! ;) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by xanthe on Sep 25th, 2003, 1:24pm on 09/25/03 at 08:57:05, Rachael P wrote:
Thank you Rachael :-* Lesley, please come back and write some more :o |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Chloe on Sep 25th, 2003, 6:56pm *shakes head* really xan why do you let people scary you so easily, i'm not scared, but as you're only ickle i'll look out for you. And i can't wait for more *hint, hint ;D* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Ray on Sep 25th, 2003, 8:26pm *giggles as she finally reaches the end of this* Wish I'd been in on it from the start - but this is fantastic. Can't wait for more. Ray *willing to volunteer for commando raids* *has extensive experience of writing that type of action* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Sep 25th, 2003, 9:35pm Is there no new installment today??????????????? Not fair! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 25th, 2003, 9:37pm (Hi everyone! Sorry for the delay in posting but only just got in - my family seemed to think I should be meeting relatives rather than spending time on that computer! All of you who previously mentioned you'd like a job could you please send me a private email with details - so I can include later - lost all info when last thread disappeared into cyber space!) CONVERSATION IN CYBERSPACE *******Emergency message! Emergency message! Emergency message! ******* Would anyone on the CBB having heard from the Abbess, Bill or Ferry in the last week please get in contact with Madge Russell or anyone on the Real CS Board immediately!!!!!!! We have heard nothing and have serious concerns as to their safety. Esmeralda Have you seen the special bulletin? Rachael P Everyone has, but I don’t think anyone has heard from them. Chloe You don’t think something’s happened to them do you? edith What else can we think? The last post from the Abbess was over a week ago – no one’s heard from any of them since! Xanthe (My turn now sis!) Could EBD have discovered their computer d’you think? But that would mean one of those three has talked. Lesley It means more than that – it means that we’ve failed and they’re stuck there forever! Nancy Can’t you write some more books? About how the Chalet School suddenly decided to move to Australia? KB No, that only worked with the San because we were lucky – EBD will have been certain to tighten her grip on the School – and in any case the School is the central item – and it remained in Switzerland! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by xanthe on Sep 25th, 2003, 9:41pm :o :o :o :o :o :o :o Oh no!!!!!!! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o *looking to Lesley, our intrepid leader (as far as this drabble is concerned anyhow!) in the hopes she has a cunning plan* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Sep 25th, 2003, 9:43pm *desperately worried now* OOh Lesley, I sincerely hope you *do* have a cunning plan. And it had better be very very cunning! *wants to be part of that SAS rescue operation with no qualifications except good intentions!* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Carolyn P on Sep 25th, 2003, 10:04pm seriously worried seriously worried seriously worried seriously worried seriously worried Can't think of anything else now after reading that! seriously worried seriously worried seriously worried seriously worried come on Lesley, you must ahve a plan. Will EBD accept us as hostages for their release do you think? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by xanthe on Sep 25th, 2003, 10:04pm Chloe has just squeaked (very loudly, I might add, right in my ear as well) about the meanness of people leaving cliffhangers like this (that'd be you Lesley!) and announced she now will not be able to sleep. Great... ::) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 25th, 2003, 10:12pm (Just for you Xanthe!) At Point Nepean a ceremony – the last building work had been completed and Madge Russell and her team were able to explore. Jem Russell and Jack Maynard had decided that they would no longer practice medicine – as Jack had confessed – his speciality was obsolete and he was too old to start at the bottom again. He and Jem had decided instead to invest in a golf club – not to join, but to own! Like the Russells’ before them, all the refugees from the Chalet School had transferred over with their wealth intact, those who, in the story, had been daughters of wealthy parents found the money was now theirs! Madge Russell and the Directors had been inundated with offers of cash and the Real Chalet School was a very viable proposition. Those fans of the series not a part of the CBB considered that the names of some of the Directors were solely a publicity stunt – the Directors did not correct this error. Madge had managed to curb her spending and forcibly restrain Robin from emptying her bank account. She had also started to recruit staff. Jennie had flown over from England to take her place as Senior Housemistress and Xanthe and Chloe were on their way, (Chloe was entering the sixth form college intended to replace the St Mildred’s branch, while Xanthe was entering university in Melbourne. Both of them would be running the Guide and Brownie packs at the weekends and one evening a week. The salary from that would pay their way through School and College! KB had been appointed German mistress, Adelheid was to teach music and singing and Kathryn was joining the History section. … The following morning the Staff noted that Miss Annersley was missing from Fruhstuck, Miss Derwent took Prayers for the Protestants, and, once the School had joined for Notices, Miss Wilson addressed the School. “Miss Annersley has been called away unexpectedly on business so, until she returns, I will be filling in as Head. Mademoiselle Berne will cover for me at St Mildred’s.” She smiled round at the School, “hopefully Miss Annersley will be back soon.” After dismissing the School, Miss Wilson retired to the Head’s study, Miss Ferrars, who had a free period, joined her. Miss Wilson looked up as the younger mistress entered, “Oh, Kathie, get the door will you? I’ll just use this, no sense letting unfriendly ears hear our conversation.” Miss Wilson used the ‘bug detector’ and deactivated two bugs while Kathie Ferrars locked the door. “Hilda is on business,” she began, “but it’s nothing to do with the normal running of the School,” “Where is she then?” “She’s gone to Geneva, we had a message through from the real world, that it may be possible to get some of our people out there – she’s checking it out.” “Oh I see,” said Kathie Ferrars, “that message you gave me for her last night had something to do with it then?” Miss Wilson smiled, “it did, I had just received the information.” … Hilda Annersley awoke, “Just a dream!” she thought, and sat up, she looked around her in confusion, she was in a room totally foreign to her. She stood shakily and became aware that her head was aching, “I remember, someone hit me!” she thought. Holding onto the walls and furniture Miss Annersley was able to explore the room – her prison – she felt it could be renamed. The room had obviously been designed as a nursery, there were bars on the window and a small bathroom attached. But there was little furniture and neither books, games nor toys. Only a bed, a table and one chair. “As though prepared just for me!” she thought. Finally she tried the door, as expected, it was locked. She returned to the bed to lie down again, hoping to sleep off her headache. Some time later, she was awoken by the sound of a key in the lock |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by xanthe on Sep 25th, 2003, 10:21pm Chloe has now bounced and squeaked, and squeaked and bounced, and announced that Lesley is very lovely etc, and decided that she can now go to sleep. *heaves sigh of relief* I, on the other hand, am as agog as...well, several gogs stuck together to make one giant gog - what's happened to Hilda? where is she? what's going on? *Chloe might be sleeping, but I'm sure not!* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Carolyn P on Sep 25th, 2003, 10:26pm Are we expected to sleep after that? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 25th, 2003, 10:36pm on 09/25/03 at 22:26:26, Carolyn P wrote:
Sorry Carolyn you'll have to - I haven't written the next bit yet! ;D ;D Long car journey tomorrow so plenty of inspiration! ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by xanthe on Sep 25th, 2003, 10:38pm *heaves a very deep sigh* I'm sure being kept in suspense like this can't be good for me... *decides she may as well go to bed now, not least cos Chloe is muttering darkly* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Rachel on Sep 25th, 2003, 10:38pm LEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, Rachel - who really would like some more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, more please, |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 25th, 2003, 10:43pm Rachel! I cannot believe you just posted that ! It must have taken ages - OK - am going back to the word doc - you should get another post fairly soon - a reward for making me laugh so loud that people walking by outside looked round to see where the noise was coming from! ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Rachel on Sep 25th, 2003, 10:46pm And I made sure I did it the form of a request instead of a demand for once! Rachel ~ slowly learning that politeness seems to achieve far more on the drabbles section. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 25th, 2003, 11:08pm (Rachel - should warn you that this will not work again! I need sleep!!!!!! ;D) Miss Annersley sat on the side of the bed and watched the door open, two figures walked in, EBD and Matron. “I see you are awake then Hilda,” the author’s voice was sweetly triumphant, “how’s the head?” “Still aching a little,” Miss Annersley admitted, “I assume that was your handiwork, Matron?” The Matron smiled but said nothing. “I’m curious Elinor, you could have brought me here by simply writing about it, why the subterfuge and violence?” EBD shrugged, “On occasion I like to see something different,” she smiled, “besides, Gwynneth here convinced me it would be easy to do, and so it proved.” “And you intend to keep me here for how long?” “At least until Nell Wilson can obtain details on how you contact the Real World, Hilda. You do know that I am controlling Nell? Kathie Ferrars will tell her soon, and I will know almost immediately afterwards. Once I can destroy your method of contacting the outside, this rebellion will cease.” Miss Annersley shook her head gingerly, “No, it won’t, not now, people are aware that there are better things available - you will never get them to return to the old ways. I will never willingly be your puppet again, Elinor.” The author smiled, “I think after a few months in here you will be willing to do anything to escape. You’ve noticed that there is nothing to read, or occupy you, you will find the lack of stimulation in this room is deliberate. People can go mad with nothing to do!” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Sep 25th, 2003, 11:21pm *KB is struck by an idea and scurries to her keyboard, hoping publication will be swift to save Hilda* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Sep 25th, 2003, 11:58pm *gasps with shock* Lesley, that is diabolical! not kill her...just well incapactitate her! you should be ashamed of yourself! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Sep 26th, 2003, 12:22am on 09/25/03 at 22:12:46, Lesley wrote:
Yay! A job for me!! I can run the bar in the golf club for Jem and Jack!! That's pretty much what I do anyway! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 26th, 2003, 6:04am (Inspiration has dried up! Will I be able to get Hilda out of this? What about poor Bill? And will Kathie let slip? Tune in later today - hopefully after a few hours on the M25 and M23 I'll have more to post!) CONVERSATION IN CYBERSPACE RAY So have I missed much then? VIKKI Ray are you joking? Listen I’ll send you an attachment to bring you up to date. It’s been two weeks since we’ve heard anything from the Gornetz Platz. LISA_T KB said something about being able to write something but I haven’t heard anything yet. RACHEL I’ll be out in Australia soon - anyone got any ideas how to explain all this to your family without it sounding totally mad? XANTHE Try explaining that you’re giving up a place at Cambridge - my dad went spare! CAROLYN Hey everyone - I’ve just been offered a job as Nursery Nurse! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Sep 26th, 2003, 6:53am on 09/26/03 at 06:04:00, Lesley wrote:
I wouldn't dream of taking over someone else's fic, but I have come up with a few ideas (which I think are good) and sent them on to Lesley. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 26th, 2003, 6:54am Many thanks KB! ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by xanthe on Sep 26th, 2003, 9:02am *wishing she hadn't gone to bed, not least as she had very strange dreams all night* thank you Lesley ;D *rather worried about Miss Annersley and hoping things will turn out okay in the end* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Rachael P on Sep 26th, 2003, 9:05am *groan* I bet Lesley doesn't post again until this afternoon and we leave early on a Friday and I won't have access again until Monday by which time it may all be over *sulk* Oh well - good luck everyone and if you need my help offline ... I'll do anything I can! *still shocked that Matey whacked Hilda over the head!* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by xanthe on Sep 26th, 2003, 9:09am *offers Rachel some chocolate (dairy free I'm afraid as it's the only sort we have in the house at the moment...) as an attempt at consolation* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Jennie on Sep 26th, 2003, 9:39am Well, I'm loving it here at Point Nepean as Senior Housemistress. There's a lot to do, getting the place ready, but the real problem is, do I stay here and get the place ready for the newcomers, or do I help out with the liberation operation? Lesley, please advise. You know I'll do what I can to help in any way. BTW, I'm preparing a RL Induction Course for everyone, so the shock of moving over will be minimised. Hope you agree, Lesley. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Rachael P on Sep 26th, 2003, 10:13am Thanks Xanthe (I assume you meant me!) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Carolyn P on Sep 26th, 2003, 12:09pm Wayhey!!!!!!! I've got a job as Nursery Nurse in the KG. Excellent, I'd be even more excited if it wasn't for the worry about Hilda. I'm sure she will cope well, but will she ever be the same if we don't get her reseased soon. Come on everybody we Have to DO SOMETHING Now, how to tell my husband and two children that I've got a job in Austrailia? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Jennie on Sep 26th, 2003, 1:43pm I agree, I'm getting seriously worried. I haven't had an email from Hilda for over a week, and that's not like her. I think EBD has managed to nobble her somehow, or is keeping her a prisoner. We've got to get some up to date information. I'll try to email Kathie Ferrars again, see if I get a reply. Everyone in the CBB, we've GOT to help Hilda and the rest to escape from EBD's tyranny. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Kat on Sep 26th, 2003, 3:17pm oooh ohooh oohhh, am I allowed to be Nurse for the Real Chalet School!?! I am a student nurse ;D... ok, I'm temporarily suspended from my studies because of ill health, but I can still nurse!! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Sep 26th, 2003, 3:28pm Well, I hope someone manages to find a way around this, we've got to rescue Hilda, and quickly before Kathie accidentally gives the game away, I've borrowed some of my husbands power tools so hopefully, we can cut away the bars at the window - but how do we find her? PS Can I help Vikki in the bar please? I can make a few sarnies for refreshment, and I can always pour bottled beer into a glass without making it all frothy. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Ray on Sep 26th, 2003, 3:34pm I'm willing to volunteer as IT support staff - it's about the only thing I can do (other than help with commando raids). Ray *feeling useless**seeing as she can't stand up for long periods and hence would be completely useless to Vikki's bar - which would be about the only other contribution she could make* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by NickiL on Sep 26th, 2003, 4:09pm I want to help in any form of rescue too!! We have to do something soon - poor Hilda :( Help Lesley please!! And can I have a job too? ;D Willing to do anything really - pretty please?! ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 26th, 2003, 4:26pm *Next installment! Hope it's in time for you Rachael! ;D* At the first meeting of the Real Chalet School Board there were a few problems; well two problems - Jem Russell and Jack Maynard. Just before the beginning of the meeting these two had walked in announcing that they were happy to stand in place of the missing two board members. Madge Russell and Joey Maynard, accustomed to their husbands overseeing all their business made no demur and the rest of the original chalet school board members went along with them. The other four members, the CBBer’s, exchanged looks of surprise but remained silent. Madge Russell had begun by welcoming them all and giving an update on the search for any information about the Abbess, Bill and Ferry. “Unfortunately, we’ve heard nothing from any of them for more than two weeks now, we must consider the possibility that they could have been stopped by EBD and rescue will not be possible,” Joey continued, “I had an email from one of the UK CBBers last night - name of Ray. Apparently Ray is extremely good working with computers and may be able to work backwards on the CBB to discover exactly when Hilda and the others went off line, the only problem is it will mean a lot of time on-line and will be expensive.” “That’s not a problem,” Madge put in quickly, I’m sure we can vote the necessary funds,” the Board members all nodded. Jem Russell said condescendingly, “Well I’m glad that you girls know when to call on a man to get you out of trou…” he stopped, suddenly aware of four pairs of extremely hostile eyes focused on him, the CBBers were all staring. Rachel stood up, “for your information, Jem, Ray is the on-line name, she happens to be female, and she is extremely good working with computers!” “And another thing,” KB said hotly, “what’s with this ‘girls’? Do you have any idea how condescending that sounds? I’m the youngest here but I’m not a girl!” Jennie added, “Well I’m certainly not the youngest! But I do have one important thing to add.” she looked at both Jem and Jack, “Mr Russell, Mr Maynard, I don’t believe your presence was requested here, and we do not require your help! Your qualifications are as out-of-date as your nineteenth century attitudes. This is the twenty-first century, try to remember that!” At her words all the CBBers cheered, as did Nancy Wilmot and Peggy Burnett. Mollie Mackenzie nodded approvingly and glared at her twin brother. At this Jack Maynard flushed and stood up to his full height of six feet two, he smiled indulgently around at the women, “now come along, whatever else, having some men around will give you protection, women are such fragile flowers.” Vikki stood, a slight smile on her lips, “you think I’m fragile, Jack?” she asked, walking over towards him, as she got closer she suddenly spun around and kicked out, Jack uttered a strangled croak and collapsed to the floor, The original chalet school members all started taking swift notes. Jem raced to help his brother-in-law up and the two turned to face the board, they now faced ten pairs of hostile eyes. Madge Russell stood, “I don’t think we will need your help today, gentlemen,” she said firmly, “we can manage!” Jem helped Jack out of the door, as they left the board could hear Jem speaking, “Jack, I know now’s not a good time but have you considered a female member of the bar staff/bouncer for the golf club? That Vikki is pretty good!” Jack’s reply was a strangled yelp. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Ray on Sep 26th, 2003, 4:35pm *laughing hysterically* *hopes boss doesn't ask why* Ray *gets down to trace-routing, IP checking and log reading* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by NickiL on Sep 26th, 2003, 4:40pm Oh, that is SO funny! ;D ;D ;D Go, Vikki, go!!! And go Lesley too - more? ;) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Chloe on Sep 26th, 2003, 4:47pm Be a bouncer Vikki it's so much fun i've done it for some friends parties as i've done Wing-tun and Ki-bo |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Sep 26th, 2003, 4:49pm ;D ;DGiggles hysterically, much too the dog's bemusement ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Jennie on Sep 26th, 2003, 5:00pm That's the way to do it, Lesley, let's show them. Cheers and much admiration from Jennie, who is delighted to be on the Board of Directors. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 26th, 2003, 5:47pm *And next - and no I haven't forgotten Hilda - there's just something that makes me want to wait before we return to her! ;) : ;D* Kathie Ferrars had spent the last two or three weeks in an extremely worried state, yet didn’t know why. Since Miss Annersley had departed for Geneva, Kathie and Miss Wilson had worked together most evenings planning out possible escape routes but without any finite plans. Miss Ferrars found she enjoyed working with the Science Mistress who was far more outspoken and blunt than her Co-Head. She was also the mistress that had interviewed Kathie for the post at the Chalet School and therefore there was a special affinity between them. After saying goodnight one evening she made her way back to her room but found she was too wound up to sleep. As it was a warm night she decided to go for a short walk - not far, just enough to try and get to the bottom of why she was so uneasy. Outside she walked slowly past St Mildred’s and further along the path; not really looking where she was going she did not see the leg stretched out on the ground and tripped over it, landing with a thump on all fours. “Oh, I’m terribly sorry, Miss Ferrars!” the voice belonged to Alison Martin - the Head Girl! Alison swiftly rose to her feet and helped the rather shaken Miss Ferrars to hers. “Alison, what on Earth are you doing lying on the floor?” Kathie was, understandably annoyed! “I’m sorry Miss Ferrars, I didn’t think anyone would be about now.” Alison was very apologetic, “I was just continuing that commission you gave the Prefects. We managed to divert all of the mail from a local crematorium here a week ago - we’ve been collecting letters and notes all announcing good rates for the recently departed - name of Matey - and hiding them out here. We’ve got more than 200 now and the plan is to deliver them all to her tomorrow morning!” Kathie Ferrars gave a short burst of laughter at this, “Alison, that is most distressing.” she said, a wide grin on her face, “it’s a good job no member of Staff knows anything about it!” Miss Ferrars and the Head Girl exchanged grins and moved apart, Miss Ferrars smiled again at the thought of all that mail being produced tomorrow for Matey… She stopped suddenly, why did the thought of mail suddenly seem to ring a bell? Her eyes widened as a possibility arose, and, heedless of who could see her she raced back to the Chalet School. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Carolyn P on Sep 26th, 2003, 6:31pm Sounding good. Can we expect to hear some more tonight? *asking hopefully* |
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Title: The sound of a Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 26th, 2003, 8:04pm *And finally - just to let you know how Hilda's doing!* The sound of a key in the lock heralded the return of the Matron; Miss Annersley ignored the sound and continued staring out of the window. She was seated on the only chair, her back to the door. The Matron walked in, carrying a tray in one hand, “Don’t make any sudden moves, Hilda,” she warned. Miss Annersley smiled and glanced round, “I’m well aware that you are far stronger, physically, than I, Gwynneth. The additional threat of the revolver is unnecessary and verging on the melodramatic. But then Elinor always did have that fault - I remember the first time that gun was used.” She nodded toward the weapon held in the Matron’s hand, then turned back to look out of the window once more. The Matron placed the lunch tray on the table then stood back slightly, watching… “Why do you look out of the window so much, Hilda? Are you hoping to see someone riding to the rescue? No one knows you’re here, and this part of the Platz is very isolated. There‘s nothing to see.” “I’m not expecting to see anyone,” the quiet voice replied, “but you’re wrong, there is something to see.” Hilda Annersley stood slowly and grasped the bars on the windows, “I see the sky, sun, grass and trees, and I see the mountains.” She turned to look at the Matron and clasped a fist above her heart, “and in here all of that means freedom,” she sat down again, her back to the Matron. The Matron left, locking the door behind her. After a few minutes Miss Annersley ate the meal provided. She then sat back in her chair, “Now where was I,” she thought, “Oh yes, Hamlet’s soliloquy - how ridiculous to think that an English mistress would require books!” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Rachel on Sep 26th, 2003, 8:10pm Yay for Hilda! Yay for Vikki kicking butt! Yay for me standing up to the pompous Jem! Rachel ~ chortling like an idjit! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Sep 26th, 2003, 9:23pm *echoing yays* BTW Lesley, this drabble is not serious as in SCS- but it is seriously good and VERY worrying! I have a sudden horrible feeling that the next move will be the shutter the windows to deprive Hilda of even that solace. At least they can't take away her memories of what she's read! Go go go go go.... Lesley, it's Friday. More? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by xanthe on Sep 26th, 2003, 10:22pm *giggling* thank you Lesley! *anxiously awaiting further developments* |
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Title: Kathie Ferrars Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 26th, 2003, 11:02pm *Final one of the night!* Kathie Ferrars raced into the Chalet School and then slowed down, thinking furiously, she made her way back to the Head’s Study and knocked on the door. Miss Wilson’s voice called out "Enter." Miss Wilson looked up, “Kathie, I didn’t expect to see you again this evening,” she smiled. Kathie smiled back, “I wasn’t planning to return, Bill but I thought you might appreciate this!" - Kathie swiftly informed the Head about the Prefects’ latest plan - when she finished the Head looked across at her for perhaps 30 seconds before bursting into laughter! “Kathie, that is so cruel!” she laughed, “it almost makes me feel sorry for Gwynneth! Almost, but not quite.” “Thought you’d like it,” smiled Miss Ferrars, “now I really must go to bed,” she headed out, and then stopped at the door, “Oh, by the way, Bill, spoke to Barbara Henschell earlier, she said one of the Juniors was muttering about something in her sleep, what was now, microsoft! Any idea what that means?” “Microsoft? That’s not even a word is it? Better get Matron to check for Midnighters! Good night Kathie!” “Goodnight” Kathie said quickly before leaving, she raced to her room and sat thinking furiously. After Miss Annersley and Miss Wilson had been summoned to the Head’s study in the dead of night by EBD, they had discussed ways to safeguard knowledge of the computer. As EBD was unable to force any of them to tell her while under control they had come to the conclusion that the reason was simple - EBD would know nothing about computers therefore any character she controlled would know nothing! They had swiftly devised a plan to ensure that they would always know if someone were controlled - Miss Annersley had mentioned that if she were controlled they would otherwise have no knowledge. The plan was simplicity itself. Each of them had a word, if used in conversation the other two had to reply with their own words. Kathie’s was Microsoft, Miss Annersley’s was Internet and Miss Wilson’s was Pentium. As Miss Wilson had not replied with her word that meant she was being controlled. As she thought this Kathie’s eyes widened, it also meant that it was extremely unlikely that Miss Annersley was in Geneva! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Carolyn P on Sep 26th, 2003, 11:06pm Kathie to the fore. Come on Kathie, Miss Annersley needs you! Please Lesley, help! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Sep 26th, 2003, 11:07pm Hooray! Go Kathie! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Sep 26th, 2003, 11:13pm Brilliant plan - Thanks Lesley, this is great - and very inventive. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by xanthe on Sep 26th, 2003, 11:16pm ooo-oooh *eyes widen* (and is this really the last post for tonight? *has been caught this way before and does not wish to have to kick self again*) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Rachel on Sep 26th, 2003, 11:20pm on 09/26/03 at 23:16:06, xanthe wrote:
Awww you get off to bed Xanthe. If it becomes necessary, I will offer to come round and kick you in your sleep ;D Rachel ~ do I really have violent tendencies? ::) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Sep 26th, 2003, 11:21pm on 09/26/03 at 23:20:41, Rachel wrote:
YES! Oh, sorry, was that a rhetoical question? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by xanthe on Sep 26th, 2003, 11:21pm on 09/26/03 at 23:20:41, Rachel wrote:
OK, now I am scared... :o |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Rachel on Sep 26th, 2003, 11:25pm Scared? Of little old me Xanthe? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA Oooops. Rachel ~ nice person - honest! Ask my cats! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by xanthe on Sep 26th, 2003, 11:26pm *giggles* I believe you, I believe you... (and the gun you've got to my head has nothing to do with me saying that voluntarily of my own free will...) ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Rachel on Sep 26th, 2003, 11:29pm (Don't worry, it's not a real gun - it's one I carved out of a mis-shapen courgette earlier today when I was bored . . .) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by xanthe on Sep 26th, 2003, 11:32pm Oh, that's okay then... ::) *dashes off to hide somewhere and consider her options* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Sep 26th, 2003, 11:43pm And probably find your own misshapen courgette! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by xanthe on Sep 26th, 2003, 11:47pm Oh, to have a mis-shapen courgette of my very own... I would call it Clarence, and together we would embark upon a reign of terror... *always as well to have some sensible life-plans* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Sep 27th, 2003, 12:47am Okay, I'm helpless with laughter at the concept of ME kicking Jack's butt!! (Lesley, you do realise that I'm only four feet, eleven and a half inches tall, don't you? ;) :o) The helpless-with-laughterness is not eased by Xanthe and Rachel and the misshapen courgettes!! ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 27th, 2003, 6:05am on 09/27/03 at 00:47:34, Vikki wrote:
Vikki you were NOT aiming at Jack's butt! And your short stature is just an advantage! ;) ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by mohini on Sep 27th, 2003, 7:35am Is there no job for me? I love kids and am a doctor and now that both Jem and Jack are not working I can Work in San Please please please let me. Or we can introduce Medecine in School and I can teach the girls experiments. And how about co -ed now that you have come in real world? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 27th, 2003, 7:36am *First installment of the day - woke up with this buzzing round!* CONVERSATION IN CYBERSPACE Carolyn P I’ve just spoken to KB; she’s tried to write something to help out those still trapped but it hasn’t worked. She thinks EBD has tightened her hold on what’s left of the Chalet School and we’ll not get any more out that way. Ray I’ve finished back-tracking on the CBB - contact was lost three weeks and one day ago - nothing to indicate a problem - the last post was from the Abbess thanking Madge Russell for making both her and Bill Directors. There’s been nothing since. Xanthe It just makes you feel so helpless - what can we do? PatW Nothing yet - just hope they manage to get themselves out of the situation. Oh BTW, I’ve been offered the post of Librarian at the Real Chalet School! Hope I don’t have any problem with any of the Prefects, they’ve always looked on the Library as their private domain until now! Esmeralda Good for you, Pat, I may be joining you soon! I’ve been asked if I’d like to take on the catering at the golf club Jack and Jem are running. Lisa_T Apparently they are both as quiet as lambs now - something to do with an encounter with Vikki - and she’s such a small thing! Chloe (Move Xanthe!) Well before we all move to Australia let’s hope we can do something to help the rest of the School escape! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by xanthe on Sep 27th, 2003, 9:10am *sounds of a squabble, then quiet, followed by giggling and coughing* thank you Lesley... but *concerned* you do know hearing voices in your head is never a good sign... ;D *further scufflings and the sound of a "discussion" about which thread gets read next* [Saturday mornings = computer-shareage *sigh*] |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 27th, 2003, 10:27am on 09/27/03 at 09:10:50, xanthe wrote:
Ah! That explains it! ;D More to come soon - am currently writing it! Plus have finally got my eyes back in after nearly a week having to wear glasses - fault of this thing as I woke up Monday morning with a bright red eye and optician said I had to leave lenses out until weekend - was using computer too much last weekend! ;D :o |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by xanthe on Sep 27th, 2003, 10:36am Poor Lesley :-* (don't understand how you can wear lenses though - can't stand things near my eyes so I am stuck with glasses) *impatiently awaiting more story* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Sep 27th, 2003, 11:09am Xanthe, I agree with you about contact lenses, no way could I stick something in my eyes!!!! i don't mind wearing glasses though, it's never bothered me! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Chloe on Sep 27th, 2003, 11:53am on 09/27/03 at 11:09:14, Vikki wrote:
But putting a finger by my eye is a great way to make xan squirm :) and as for wearing glasses i'm the only one who doesn't have to wear glasses all the time and it's onlt because i strained my eyes when i was ill doing my exams :( I can't wait for more story though *hint hint* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 27th, 2003, 12:27pm Kathie Ferrars was up most of that night thinking through the situation. Now she knew Miss Wilson was being controlled she could see all the little clues that should have notified her beforehand. In fact she could even work out when her feelings of unease and alarm began - the first day, when Miss Wilson had said that she had received information over at St Mildred’s! When the computer was in Miss Annersley’s Study! “I should have know then” she thought with chagrin - “that’s what my sub-conscious has been trying to tell me these past two weeks or so!” The following day, a Saturday - the Prefects’ plan for Matey materialised and she was presented with 231 letters and cards addressed to Matey (Deceased)! The School at large laughed at her expression, but Kathie was unable to take much comfort in the joke. Instead, as soon as Fruhstuck was finished she contacted Alison Martin and asked that the Prefects meet her for a walk later. Once the Prefects were gathered, and well away from prying eyes or listening devices, she began, “I have a rather more serious commission for you now girls, I’d like you to search the Gornetz Platz, I have reason to believe that Miss Annersley is being held prisoner somewhere up here!” There were exclamations at her words and more than one of the Prefects called out in disbelief, Alison Martin turned to Kathie, “but Miss Ferrars, if that’s true then Bill, I mean Miss Wilson, must know about it, she told us Miss Annersley was away on business!” “Yes Alison, I know that, but there is an explanation,” Miss Ferrars stopped, debating with herself, then decided to tell the entire truth, “I believe that EBD is currently controlling Miss Wilson - who therefore will do exactly as the author wants. She will have no choice!” Fresh outbursts greeted this until one voice overrode the others, “she’s telling the truth!” the voice belonged to Carol Leigh, the Games Prefect, she looked round at the others, “you all remember what I was like as a Middle? One of the worst - always in trouble! That was EBD - she wanted someone who could be shown to reform - as always - and chose me. I lost count of the number of times I’d end up in front of the Abb..the Head being lectured for something I couldn’t remember doing. One time, after the lecture was over, Miss Annersley kept me in the study and explained it - she said that EBD controlled her too, on occasion, and could control anyone.” “In that case, we’ll start looking!” Alison said grimly. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Jennie on Sep 27th, 2003, 12:33pm Ace, Lesley. May I suggest that you set the prefects to following Matey? After all, she's the one who is taking food to Hilda. I knew Hilda wouldn't cave in just because she wasn't given any books. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Sep 27th, 2003, 1:02pm Hooray! More of this to enjoy! Please let them find Hilda soon... |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by xanthe on Sep 27th, 2003, 2:51pm *doing little dance of joy* th- *stops dancing because it makes typing rather difficult* thank you very much Lesley ;D *resumes dance* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Sep 27th, 2003, 4:33pm Oh thank you Lesley, thank you, thank you, thank you. *Starts thinking up sandwich fillings. Now that Kathie and the prefects are on the case I can look forward to my new job - I'm sure Hilda won't be left languising much longer...well, almost sure. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 27th, 2003, 5:30pm *Back to Hilda for a while - EBD is really evil and Matey not far behind!!!* Miss Annersley sat on the bed and watched the author, there was the sound of shutters being closed outside, and the sound of hammering. “Hilda, I cannot allow you to have too much stimulation you know!” EBD’s voice was smooth, “I’m afraid you will have to rely on electric light from now on.” Miss Annersley smiled slightly, “it’s been nearly three weeks, Elinor, Kathie hasn’t said anything yet has she?” “Of course she has!” Miss Annersley shook her head, “No, because if she had you would be gloating - as another way to reduce my morale.” The author’s face darkened, “she’ll mention it soon, she has no idea that Nell Wilson is controlled by me. When she does I’ll bring Nell here and then release control - so I can inform both of you at the same time!” At that moment Matron appeared at the door, “All finished Elinor!” she said with a light smile about her lips. The two women left the room and the door was locked. Miss Annersley stood up and walked over to the window, not a chink of light was allowed through the shutters. She stood there for some time, holding the bars on the window, then shrugged slightly and sat in her chair facing the window. She closed her eyes. “Now lets see, visualise the window first, with the bars! Now, sky, sun, grass and trees, and mountains. That’s it.” She sat back in the chair and smiled. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Jennie on Sep 27th, 2003, 5:40pm Great. it just goes to show that you can't keep a good woman down! More, lots, lots more, please. :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Julie on Sep 27th, 2003, 5:59pm *stumbles in confused* had been wondering what had happened to this thread. Soooooo glad that Lesley had it saved elsewhere :) this is fab :thumbs up: |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 27th, 2003, 6:03pm on 09/27/03 at 17:59:28, Julie wrote:
Hi Julie How'd you think I felt!!!? ;D Lesley |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 27th, 2003, 6:33pm *Next part - back to Melbourne!* At a Staff Meeting for the Real Chalet School a number of items were discussed. “Firstly,” said Madge Russell, “You all know Jennie has taken the role of Senior Housemistress? She has devised an induction course for all those who return to the Real World - to help them adapt to the many and varied changes - I would recommend all original Chalet School members place themselves on her waiting list!” Peggy Burnett spoke, “next, as you are aware, the Real Chalet School will be taking all ages from 3 - 18. We have however divided them into the fairly well known nursery for 3-5, Junior for 5-11, Senior for 11-16 and Sixth form college. Each division will have their own building for lessons and sleeping, but we will have a Communal Hall and dining room. The School is going to be significantly bigger than before - at present, we have been inundated with requests to fill vacancies.” Nancy Wilmot stood up to report next, “those members of Staff who came over from the original school have almost completed their updates, luckily for all of us they have been fairly painless - once the Scientific Staff start to come across though they will have a hard time of it! Makes me glad I decided on Maths! A fund has been set up for all staff to receive updates as and when - in consultation with their Departmental managers - we wish to ensure that the Real Chalet School does not make the mistake of the original and become entrenched in the past!” “And finally,” Madge began, “We have had a number of requests from people on the CBB asking if we intended to have a San - there are many medical personnel on-line! Originally we did not consider it - after all the reason for the original San is no longer valid - however in consultation with the local authorities here at Point Nepean, it appears that a General Hospital would be of use. We have therefore entered into partnership with the local authority and building work will commence within the month. We have already had a number of applicants Mohini from India and Julie from Scotland are both doctors, we’ve also had a student nurse Kat ask if she could join - and I feel that having a full teaching hospital will be beneficial.” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by xanthe on Sep 27th, 2003, 6:54pm Three cheers - one for Lesley (the talented authoress), one for Miss Annersley (whose spirit cannot be broken, hurrah!), and one for whoever comes to the rescue, because surely someone will... won't they Lesley? Please? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 27th, 2003, 7:17pm *Next installment - getting closer! Will I finish this part tonight? ;D* Two days later the Prefects and Miss Ferrars were getting really frustrated, “We’ve looked everywhere we can think of, Miss Ferrars,” Alison reported, “even those isolated houses over the far side of the Platz - with the boarded up windows. There’s no sign of her!” “Well she’s here somewhere!” Kathie said grimly, “We’ll just have to keep looking,” “I’ve had an idea,” this from Carol Leigh, the others all turned to her, “before we started this we were harassing Matey, right?” The others nodded, “well one of the things we were doing was following her, and I noticed that she disappeared off school grounds three or four times a day. Could she be visiting the Head?” “That must be it!” this from Miss Ferrars, “where did she go, Carol?” “I don’t know, when I say she disappeared I mean it, I couldn’t track her once she had left the grounds,” “Something arranged by EBD, no doubt,” another of the Prefects, Louise Chad, said glumly, she stopped then and smiled, “but I wonder if the author has thought of tracking devices?” She turned to Miss Ferrars, “my sister is in Five B, a friend of hers is a total wiz when it comes to electronics - like that Jack Lambert used to be! I’ll bet if we attached a tracking device to Matey we could then follow her!” Louise quickly grabbed her younger sister Rose and Rose’s friend Michaela - or Mike as she was known - and brought then out to the Prefects. Miss Ferrars explained what was needed although she didn’t mention the reason why. “Yes Miss Ferrars, I can make something like that - it would only have a limited range but it would work,” “It will need to be very small, Mike,” Miss Ferrars explained, “about an inch square, with some form of hook.” Mike looked across at the mistress, “I can do it tonight Miss Ferrars - if you’ll let me off Prep.” Kathie smiled slightly at the cheek, “Just this once Mike, so long as you do produce it!” The two Fifth Formers ran off and the Prefects and Miss Ferrars looked at each other, “once we have this device, is there anyone who can be certain of attaching it to Matron?” Kathie asked. The Prefects all laughed and Carol Leigh raised her hand, “that’s one of the things EBD didn’t have to control me to do, Miss Ferrars, I am an adept at placing notes etc on mistresses backs!” “But can you do it without them realising?” Kathie insisted, “It’s of no use if Matey discovers the tracker!” “Oh I think so Miss Ferrars,” the bland reply, “after all, you didn’t feel me attach that paper to your back just then, did you?” Miss Ferrars reached behind her and pulled a piece of paper from her back. It had the word HELLO written on it! Kathie grinned, “I’m pleased that’s all you wrote, Carol!” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Ray on Sep 27th, 2003, 7:24pm *giggles* Like it :) Now all they need to do is find the house and... Are we having a commando raid? Ray *obviously hasn't worked out all her aggression lately* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Sep 27th, 2003, 8:00pm LOL! Come on. More. I wouldnt mind a nice big dramatic raid that ended in several people becoming strawberry jam!! ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Julie on Sep 27th, 2003, 8:03pm lol @ Ray and her desperation to be a commando ;D I'm so pleased now that there's going to be a teaching hospital. Now I just have to find my stethoscope - it's not been seen for some time :D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 27th, 2003, 8:25pm on 09/27/03 at 20:00:40, Lisa_T wrote:
Which several people, Lisa? The prefects? Miss Ferrars? Hilda? ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Sep 27th, 2003, 8:38pm *blows mega raspberries in lesley's direction* Oh yes, definitely(!) Now, you trot along like a good lickle girl and pulverise the *right* people.. ie, Matey EBD and Co. I don't like those nasty hints you've been dropping eslewhere! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 27th, 2003, 8:41pm *Oh alright then - the one you've been waiting for - though it's rather tame really! It's not the last post of the night - there's more surprises to come!* Hilda Annersley was walking up and down the length of the room, she had been walking for almost 30 minutes now. ‘I probably resemble a caged tiger!‘ she thought ruefully, but continued to walk. During her three weeks captivity she was aware that her level of fitness had dropped dramatically. This was her attempt to restore it. After 30 minutes she stopped and went to wash her face and hands. She then resumed her seat. Sometime later there was the sound of the door being unlocked and opened. Miss Annersley, seated facing the boarded up window, and with her eyes closed, spoke, “You’re early, Gwynneth, I didn’t expect you for another ten minutes.” A voice from the door, “Well I could go away and come back later!” it was not the Matron. Miss Annersley spun round quickly to see Kathie Ferrars standing at the door, grinning. “Kathie! Oh my God! You have no idea how happy I am to see you!” The Head’s traditional calm seemed to have deserted her and she laughed delightedly. “How on Earth did you find me? No wait, answers later - the Matron will be here any moment and we neither of us are fit to tackle her!” Kathie smiled, “Oh that’s alright, Miss Annersley, I didn’t come alone, I brought the cavalry!” she opened the door wide to reveal a number of the Prefects, including the Head Girl. It also revealed that the Matron was being held securely by the two tallest Prefects, both of whom were of similar height and build as Nancy Wilmot! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Chloe on Sep 27th, 2003, 8:44pm Yay does this mean i get to enrole in the sixth form college? :) i knew staying in guiding was worth something ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Sep 27th, 2003, 8:53pm Phew, thank goodness for that! Hilda has been held captive for long enough, she is going to get away now isn't she? Isn't she? *Suddenly remembering Lesley's comment about more twists and surprises and getting worried again. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Rachel on Sep 27th, 2003, 9:13pm Oooooooooooh! This is getting good! Is it time to go and fish the "guerilla middles" out of retirement yet? Surely since they went wild, they wouldn't be includsed with the batch of middles who escaped previously! Rachel ~ awfully impressed with her own powers of logic ;) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Jennie on Sep 27th, 2003, 9:26pm In suspense, just hanging on by my fingertips. Will Hilda escape successfully, or does EBD have something else dreadful in store for her? And you expect me to go to sleep tonight? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Carolyn P on Sep 27th, 2003, 9:28pm Yeah!!!!!!!!! At last, Hilda released. What next! *Waiting in anticipation* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 27th, 2003, 9:29pm *Next installment - more to come tonight - if I can stay awake (YAWN) ;D* Downstairs in the sitting room of the house, Miss Annersley, Miss Ferrars and the Prefects all sat drinking coffee from flasks the Prefects carried. Matey had been placed in the nursery. Miss Annersley, once more calm and controlled, smiled around at her rescuers, “I cannot thank you enough.” she said, “It was getting harder every day to believe that I would soon be free.” “You were in that room all this time, Miss Annersley?” this from Alison Martin, “But there’s nothing in there! What did you do all day?” Miss Annersley’s face darkened slightly, “Let’s just say I have reviewed almost every book I ever read! I also, until four days ago, used to look out of the window, and I had a lot of time just to think.” “We should get you back to the School this evening, Miss Annersley,” this from Kathie Ferrars, “as soon as the School see you’re back, EBD will release Miss Wilson - she’ll have to!” Miss Annersley shook her head, “No, Kathie, at the moment we have a great advantage over EBD - she is unaware of my rescue - we can use that! In addition, my time alone gave me a chance to think about things and I’ve realised that there are two questions that need to be answered - they may prove to be a means of escape into the Real World!” She turned to her junior mistress, “do you remember how Nell Wilson first heard that Madge Russell had entered the Real World?” Kathie nodded, “she took a phone call from her…” her voice trailed off as she realised what she’d said, “But that should have been impossible! Miss Wilson was only in Interlaken, well within EBD’s sphere of influence.” Miss Annersley nodded, smiling, then, seeing that the Prefects were all looking puzzled she proceeded to bring them up-to-date with the entire story. Surprisingly they all accepted it without demur - perhaps a reflection on their reading matter! “It certainly needs investigating,” Miss Annersley continued, “unfortunately the only person who could tell us where she took that call is Nell Wilson herself. Which brings me to the second anomaly… Rosalie’s phone service!” There was a delay again while Kathie, this time, explained to the Prefects - they all thought this extremely funny! “But what about it, Miss Annersley?” this from Louise Chad, once they had all stopped laughing. “On the day Miss Wilson told me that she had spoken to Madge Russell, I know that Miss Dene was, ‘entertaining’, Jem Russell on her specialist line. They had already been in the Real World for a few days at that time - it shouldn’t have been possible! I believe that the phone line reaches into the past, and if I’m correct - we can use that!” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Jennie on Sep 27th, 2003, 9:34pm Very, very ingenious, and no, this time, I don't have a clue. Will go off into a corner to sulk because my deductive powers have deserted me. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Julie on Sep 27th, 2003, 9:56pm I do hope you cn stay awake long enough for at least one more installement Lesley *Julie rushes off to make large amounts of coffee to help Lesley stay awake* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by xanthe on Sep 27th, 2003, 9:59pm *offers to sit and poke Lesley to keep her awake* [I know, I am sooooooooo noble and self-sacrificing, aren't I? *giggles*] *feels a chant coming on* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Carolyn P on Sep 27th, 2003, 10:08pm Well, I have no idea this time...but am determined to stay up and see. Well done Lesley! ;D *Also feeling a chant coming on* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Emma_N on Sep 27th, 2003, 10:12pm This is really really good Lesley, please STAY AWAKE!!! :) :) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 27th, 2003, 10:29pm *So kind everyone! (MAJOR YAWN!) Last one for the night - but I promise more in the morning! ;D* A short time later Miss Ferrars returned to the Chalet School and sought the School Secretary. After explaining what she wanted Rosalie absented herself from Abendessen and, while the rest of the School ate, reopened her specialist phone line - she spoke to only one person - and gave them one message. ... In Melbourne, Jem Russell returned home from his day spent supervising the outfitting of the Pro-Golf Store with a worried expression on his face. “What on earth is the matter, Jem?” Madge sounded concerned. Jem sighed, “You know, before we were pushed back into the Real World, I sometimes used that phone service?” Madge’s face darkened and Jem quickly continued, “No I’m not starting again, hear me out!” he mentioned a strange feeling that he had had all day. “This only came on today? Even though the conversation occurred almost six months ago?” Madge sounded sceptical. “I know, it sounds weird, but I’m telling the truth - this is what seems important - and it’s an action for you!” ... The following morning there was the normal delivery of Post to the School. Kathie Ferrars took hers with a suppressed eagerness and raced off to open them. Minutes later saw her and the Head Girl heading out onto the Gornetz Platz. They met up with Miss Annersley and the two Prefects who had stayed with her in the house, “You were right!” Kathie said excitedly, “Look!” She thrust the piece of paper into her Head’s hands. Miss Annersley read the note aloud, “*To Miss K.Ferrars, Chalet School. From Manager The Grand Hotel, Interlaken. Message received via telephone from aunt of yours, she asks that you be at specific telephone to answer call today at 1400hrs. Please contact me on your arrival and I will point out telephone to be used.*" |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by crashbb on Sep 27th, 2003, 11:10pm Could I join the San as a Public Health Officer and Epidemiologist??? Please, please with sugar on top?? ::) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Sep 28th, 2003, 12:54am Lesley, you don't really need sleep do you? More please! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 28th, 2003, 7:06am *Early morning installment - hope you are impressed! ;D* After some furious discussion, Miss Ferrars had finally been persuaded that Miss Annersley should visit Interlaken herself. She did, however insist that some of the Prefects accompany the Head. Miss Annersley, smiling at the thought of having a personal bodyguard, agreed. It was also decided that the house they were currently using was unsafe - as the Head pointed out, Elinor was aware of the location and could miss the Matron at any time. It was decided to move the Matron to another ‘safe house’ known only by some of the Prefects, to do that would need some form of persuasion and the revolver, wrestled from Matron when Kathie and the Prefects had first caught up with her the day before, seemed suitable for this task. Miss Annersley spoke to Carol Leigh about the possibility of using the gun, the Games Prefect was very positive, “Not a problem, Miss Annersley, just on the strength of what EBD put me through as a Middle I could use it. If I add in what they put you through as well!” Miss Annersley watched silently as the subdued Matron was taken out to a safer location. Then she got ready to leave for Interlaken - she was able to make herself fit for public view as some of the Prefects had managed to break into her suite of rooms at the Chalet School and retrieve a change of clothes. The Head Girl had been extremely embarrassed trying to explain how the items had been obtained - especially under the Head’s calm gaze - but Miss Annersley just laughed and said that she had never realised just how useful having a set of Prefects with criminal tendencies would prove to be!. That afternoon Miss Annersley swept into the Grand Hotel accompanied by her two ’protectors’ and asked to see the Manager. On producing the note, the manager smiled and asked her to follow him. “We were most surprised to hear this telephone ring, Fraulein,” he began, “it is generally only used for out-going calls, and those very infrequently.” He smiled and lowered his voice, “the cleaning staff are convinced that it is haunted! They will only come here in pairs to clean!” He finally showed the party to a small alcove in which the one, old-style telephone stood. The phone was placed on a pedestal on a wall. Miss Annersley thanked the Manager and watched him leave, it was five minutes before 1400hrs. Five minutes later the telephone rang and Hilda picked it up, she listened intently to the person on the other end, then her low, warm voice rang out, “Madge, this is Hilda Annersley, I have a lot to tell you!” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Chloe on Sep 28th, 2003, 10:33am Yay *clapping*, i think it was mean for people to keep you up to write especially with your morning entery too! (but understand it was well worth you being deprived of sleep ;)) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Sep 28th, 2003, 11:50am *Looking forward to Madge's reaction and hoping Lesley hasn't decided to sleep so late that we'll have to wait longer for the next bit!* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 28th, 2003, 12:09pm *Sorry Lisa - didn't write Madge's reaction - too interested in what's happening at Hilda's end! ;D* Conversation between Miss Annersley and Madge Russell continued for a long time; Alison Martin and Louise Chad, Miss Annersley’s two ‘minders’ were able to hear only half the conversation, and quite quickly got bored. “It looks like this is going to take a while,” Alison said quietly, “we may as well be comfortable.” She disappeared and returned with two chairs, the two Prefects sat in the chairs - facing the telephone booth. “It sounds as though Madame has achieved a lot in Australia,” Louise whispered, as Miss Annersley repeated some of the things she was being told, “wish we could get there!” Alison nodded glancing down to the floor; something shiny caught her eye and she picked up a leaflet - it was produced by the Grand Hotel - advertising future attractions - she was about to dispose of it when something caught her eye and she immediately stood up and went over to the Head. “Miss Annersley, quickly, you must see this!” Alison’s voice was urgent. “One moment, Madge.” Miss Annersley looked across at her Head Girl who, in reply shoved the leaflet toward her. Miss Annersley read the leaflet with a puzzled face and then suddenly saw the reason for Alison’s actions, her eyes widened and she looked round. “The pedestal, look a panel is loose at the front,” she pointed. Both Alison and Louise crouched down and, between them, managed to wrench off the panel. There was a space behind, fairly narrow and less than four feet high. Louise reached into the space and brought out more leaflets and a note pad, she showed them all to Miss Annersley. “Madge, we may have found more applicants for the Real Chalet School, listen carefully… |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by xanthe on Sep 28th, 2003, 12:36pm *hopping from foot to foot with excitement* ooh! ooh! this just keeps getting better and better ;D *desparate to know what'll happen next* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Carolyn P on Sep 28th, 2003, 1:49pm Ooh. Ooh,Ooh, please may we have some more, this is more exciting that jelly and ice-cream!!!! |
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Title: *******EmergencRe: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 28th, 2003, 2:10pm *Next installment - may be a while for the next though - I have reports to write!* *******Emergency Message! Emergency Message! Emergency Message!******* This is Madge Russell calling all CBBer’s living in the UK or Europe. - Imperative that you contact me immediately to take part in rescue operation! Need to be able to travel - may require passport - will need to be able to get to Switzerland by 0800hrs Central European Time tomorrow. Contact me NOW! Rachael P Anyone else able to get to Switzerland? I’m flying out directly after work - Madge has given me the details - if it works it’ll be marvellous! Ray About time we could do something - I managed to miss the bit where you were all writing that book. Xanthe Chloe and I are both going - if nothing else it’ll mean I get to Switzerland! Carolyn P It’s OK for you lot - but I’ve got further to travel - but Madge was particularly pleased when I said I could go. Julie Not as far as some! Emma_N Is everyone staying at the Grand? Madge said we could put all expenses on the Real CS tab! Lisa_T Glad I could take part in this before flying off to Melbourne - Kathryn contacted me about a job teaching History and Civics. Esmeralda Me too! Haven’t finished packing for Oz yet! crashbb This is my first attempt at helping so look after me! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Ray on Sep 28th, 2003, 2:18pm YAY!!! Finally I can do something and be useful!!! Ray *packing rapidly* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Emma_N on Sep 28th, 2003, 2:34pm I've packed and am ready to go.... :) :) :) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Chloe on Sep 28th, 2003, 2:42pm Yay i get to go back to switzerland, and i know my way round that part too ;D ;D, you never know i might be useful, just as well i still haven't finished unpacking |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by xanthe on Sep 28th, 2003, 2:51pm *hurriedly flinging things into her rucksack* right, I'm ready! might take some explaining as far as my dad's concerned, but never mind... |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Sep 28th, 2003, 3:25pm At last - we can do something useful - I will be there, if I ever get packed, what's the temperature in Switzerland at the moment? Do I need T shirts or jumpers? I won't have to wear a skirt will I? I can't wait to find out what's going to happen next.... |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 28th, 2003, 4:24pm *Earlier than anticipated - full explanations on exactly what happened with all the CBBers will follow don't worry - but I had to write this one for Hilda! ;D* Just before the start of morning lessons the following day Miss Ferrars stopped off at the Head’s Study. After locking the door behind her and waiting while Miss Wilson swept the room for listening devices, she smiled and began, “I think we’re going to have to get in touch with the Real World soon,” she said brightly, “if it’s OK with you I’ll come here after Mitagessen.” Miss Wilson nodded, “not a problem dear, I need to contact them anyway,” Miss Ferrars smiled, “right I’ll join you here before lessons this afternoon, must dash now. I’m helping take the babes into Interlaken,” she waved goodbye and disappeared. Inside the Head’s Study Miss Wilson continued to work steadily through her paperwork; there was a sound behind her and the door to the Head’s private bathroom swung open, “finally, it’s about time,” the voice of the author. Miss Wilson turned around, “it’s what we both wanted though isn’t it?” she smiled. “It’s taken long enough!” EBD’s voice was grudging, “what’s this thing in Interlaken?” “An idea of Kathie Robertson’s,” replied Miss Wilson, “the Juniors are being taken to look around a circus that’s currently performing there. They’ll be back before Mitagessen.” The morning passed slowly, the School seemed to have a sense of anticipation about it - certainly Miss Wilson noted this during her Science lessons - in particular with Upper Sixth A surprisingly. At one point she stopped the lesson to give all the Form a taste of the sarcasm for which she was famed, this appeared to calm them down a little and the lesson was finished in reasonable order. At the end of the lesson Miss Wilson asked to speak to the Head Girl, “Alison, I noticed that two of your Prefects were not here, where are they?” “I believe they’re with Matron, Miss Wilson.” the Head Girl replied promptly. The bell for the end of lessons rang at that moment and the Sixth streamed out to their various duties, Miss Wilson returned to her Study before walking along toward the Speisesaal. She noted Miss Robertson, Kindergarten Mistress, was back and looked around for Miss Ferrars. Kathie appeared just as she was about to enter the Speisesaal, two of the Prefects were with her, “Oh, I wonder if I could just delay you for a moment, Miss Wilson?” Miss Wilson looked round, “make it quick then, Miss Ferrars,” she smiled. Inside the Speisesaal the Fifth and Sixth forms were already seated, as were most of the mistresses; EBD, intrigued by a minor feud that seemed to be developing in one of the Fifth forms, suddenly looked up and realised that the Junior School had yet to appear. She made to walk over to Miss Wilson when, suddenly, saw another figure enter the room. Miss Annersley, still rather pale from her confinement, walked over to the Staff table and took her place at the Head, she looked over at EBD and smiled, as she did there was a sudden gasp as the control over Miss Wilson snapped. Miss Annersley could see Kathie Ferrars and the two Prefects holding Nell while Kathie was frantically explaining things to her friend. The author walked swiftly across to the Staff table and stood opposite the Head, “I see you’ve returned from you’re trip to Geneva earlier than expected, Hilda.” she hissed. The entire room was silent, listening, and Miss Annersley glanced round before replying, “Yes, some friends of mine were able to facilitate an earlier release than I had thought possible!” Out of the corner of her eye she noticed Nell Wilson shrug off the Prefects supporting her and walk in to stand next to the Head. EBD glanced from Miss Wilson to Miss Annersley in fury, “I suppose you wouldn’t happen to know where I could find Matron?” she forced out. “I’m pleased to say, I have no idea where Gwynneth is,” Miss Annersley paused, “now!” She watched as the author stalked out of the Speisesaal, as she reached the door she called to her, “Oh, by the way, Elinor, you’ll be pleased to know that the Chalet School Staff have managed to reduce your workload still further.” “What do you mean?” “Have you not noticed?” Miss Annersley’s voice remained deep and low, but her eyes were a steely grey, “the entire Junior School and Kindergarten have left for the Real World! The portal was, unfortunately, too small for any of the other girls or Staff to fit through, and I’m told, is no longer operational, but 28 Kindergarten, 34 First Years and 39 Second Years all managed to pass through safely. They are being looked after by friends who travelled to Switzerland especially and who will see they are safely on their way to Australia.” The author grew red and trembling with rage, “I suppose you think you’re winning this Hilda? It’s not over yet!” Miss Annersley’s voice became as cold as ice, “No Elinor, we haven’t won yet, but I think this can be counted as part payment for 44 lost days,” she placed a hand on Nell Wilson’s shoulder, “22 each for myself and Nell!” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by xanthe on Sep 28th, 2003, 4:29pm Yippee! Yippee! *excitedly dancing for joy* thank you Lesley ;D *can't wait for the next installment* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Sep 28th, 2003, 4:35pm I have one word! MORE!!!! (please) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Sep 28th, 2003, 4:36pm *Gulp - I thought for a minute that Bill was colluding with EBD. You are so devious.. BTW Does this imply that the CBBers are needed to look after the kiddiewinkies? *Seriously considering jumping on the next plane back to England, having never expected to have to do anything so frightening..... |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Ray on Sep 28th, 2003, 4:47pm Commando raids I can do. Minding Kindergarteners...um...OK. How hard could it be? Ray *looking dubious* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Sep 28th, 2003, 5:16pm Goodluck with the little darlings, girlies!! ;) ;) ;) ;) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Carolyn P on Sep 28th, 2003, 5:26pm :D That's partly my Job as Nursery nurse, with the 3-5's at any rate. Yipee, my job's starting. :D So gald we were able to get the babes from EBD's control. Now, paint, sponges, scissors, wellington boots, overalls, lots and lots of paper, glue, box of bits, lets go!!! ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 28th, 2003, 5:34pm on 09/28/03 at 17:26:07, Carolyn P wrote:
Carolyn - that's why in the Cyberspace conversation Madge was particularly pleased that you could go! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by crashbb on Sep 28th, 2003, 6:45pm I've brought along some of the Seniors' old blouses that the babes can use as smocks for painting. I've also got a coulpe audio books (Harry Potter) to keep them amused on the long flight. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Carolyn P on Sep 28th, 2003, 6:57pm Well maybe the juniors, but please keep Harry Potter away from my nursery children. They are far too young to be scared like that, even if they have met EBD or are being trained not to be jellyfish! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Sugarplum on Sep 28th, 2003, 8:14pm Carolyn - do u want some help from a wanna be primary teacher ?? I'll be glad too. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by crashbb on Sep 28th, 2003, 8:18pm on 09/28/03 at 18:57:32, Carolyn P wrote:
Don't worry, I've got some Beatix Potter, the Velveteen Rabit, and Arthur for them. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by xanthe on Sep 28th, 2003, 8:20pm Oh not the Velveteen Rabbit, please! That makes me so :'( |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Carolyn P on Sep 28th, 2003, 8:39pm Sugarplum, it would be great work experience for you before your teacher training. Or you could find out how teacher training works in Austrailia, maybe you can work and train to teach at the same time. Of course you will have to clear this with the head, but I would love to have you in the nursery. Beatrix Potter, Arthur and Velveteen Rabit all welcome, along with some newer books, Kipper, Percy the park keeper, Hairy McClairy, and all the rest. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 28th, 2003, 8:46pm Or you could just clear it with me!!! ;D Sugarplum watch this space! Your name will be in the story soon! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Julie on Sep 28th, 2003, 9:03pm thank you for today's installments Lesley :) *Julie is also slightly worried about having to look after kiddies. Guides and Rangers - yes, littler ones :o* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by xanthe on Sep 28th, 2003, 9:09pm If you do Rangers you'll be fine! Rainbows and Rangers have a lot in common... ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Sep 28th, 2003, 9:58pm *packing clothes suitable for a variety of climates and a range of teaching materials for history and civics. When do we start?!* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Chloe on Sep 28th, 2003, 10:03pm on 09/28/03 at 21:09:53, xanthe wrote:
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Sugarplum on Sep 28th, 2003, 10:19pm I object to that too - I run a Rainbow Unit - they are FAR superior to the Rangers!! giggles!! ::) ;) ;) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Sep 28th, 2003, 10:20pm Chloe, I think that may be what Xanthe was getting at!! ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by PatW on Sep 28th, 2003, 10:38pm There's a difference between Rainbow aged kids and teenagers. The kids know that they're kids; Teenagers think they're grown up, even when they behave like 5 year olds!! ;D ;D ;D ;D *Ducks for cover!!! ;D ;D ;D* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by xanthe on Sep 28th, 2003, 10:38pm on 09/28/03 at 22:03:20, Chloe wrote:
tell that to your prospective Ranger Guiders, it's them I got it from! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Julie on Sep 28th, 2003, 10:48pm on 09/28/03 at 22:03:20, Chloe wrote:
ROFL Chloe all my Rangers want to do is talk about boys and eat chocolate/chocolate cake/chocolate ice-cream/chocolate fondue :D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by mohini on Sep 29th, 2003, 7:52am Hey it was nice to see my name in story.Thanks.Very excited. Will start packing from now.so that can join as soon as san starts. come on lesley wake up!! We are all waiting for the next installment. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Rachael P on Sep 29th, 2003, 9:37am Fabulous!! Like Ray, am slightly concerned at looking after the little ones as I have little to no experience - commando raids definitely my style too! Ray - Perhaps we're more like bodyguards escorting them could return to the fray after they're safely ensconced?! More, please Lesley - please don't get stuck on the M25/M23! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Ray on Sep 29th, 2003, 9:43am That works for me :) Of course, CS babes are trained to be instantly obediant, so they MIGHT be easy to look after... Ray *ducking as the porcine devision of the RAF flies by* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Jennie on Sep 29th, 2003, 9:44am Sorry I didn't have time to log on yesterday. I was frantically busy, getting the place ready for the new influx of escapees. (Yippee). All the rooms/dorms are ready for occupation, the staff flats are ready and waiting, and we now have enough catering staff to cope. A meal will be waiting, whatever time people arrive, so don't worry about that. I've also got a preliminary timetable organised, to allow for induction, sightseeing, shopping, etc. NO LESSONS FOR THE FIRST WEEK, WHILST PEOPLE GET ACCUSTOMED TO THEIR NEW LIVES! OK Lesley? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Sep 29th, 2003, 2:40pm *raises hand* Lesley, when do we get more story? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Cumbrian_Rachel on Sep 29th, 2003, 3:47pm I've just read the entire thread through as I've been away. When do we get more?! It's really good! And pretty please could I make a tiny appearance if it's not too late :-) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Chloe on Sep 29th, 2003, 4:44pm on 09/28/03 at 22:48:31, Julie wrote:
well my lot don't although we made up our own taps sort of thing for us as rangers, that goes to the tune of thier rainbow one and invovles chocolate: We are rangers we have fun throwing snowballs we like chocolate and drinking coke we are glad we're rangers and we did sing this on the tube in london, the snowball part was because we made it up when we were on the Jugenfrau :) :) More story soon PLEASE! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Sep 29th, 2003, 4:48pm *very glad not to have been on the tube with Chloe while this was being sung!! How embarrassing!! ;) ;)* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Chloe on Sep 29th, 2003, 5:04pm We also sang Charlie had a budgie, one day when a hurst..., and ten in a bed, but i had to do my best to embarass J&L and don't mind embrassing myself ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Sep 29th, 2003, 5:19pm Ah! Well if it was done to embarrass J&L that's another matter! Xanthe should be proud of you!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: The RescueRe: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 29th, 2003, 7:24pm *Hi all! Sorry to keep you, but hope you think it's worth the wait! BTW anyone know if Bill has a middle name?* The Rescue The reason the leaflet had caused both the Head Girl and Miss Annersley to react was simple – it was advertising forthcoming events in 2003 and 2004! When the panel at the front of the pedestal had been torn away and Alison reached in she brought back more leaflets and a note pad with The Grand printed on it next to a date of 2003! The telephone it seemed, could not only contact the Real World, it was a portal to the Real World! One disappointment was that the portal was only the width of the pedestal and far too small for an adult or older girl to get through, but Miss Annersley had seen that the Junior School could be accommodated. She had quickly given instructions on the phone to Madge then turned to the two Prefects. “I’ll remain at the hotel overnight, girls,” she began, “you will need to return to the School and contact Miss Ferrars – this is what you must do…” Back at the School the Prefects had spoken to Miss Ferrars who had then contacted all members of Staff dealing with the Juniors and Kindergarten – plans had been laid… Meanwhile, back in the Real World “Chloe, is it much further?” The slight figure seemed overburdened by her rucksack. “Just round this corner, Xanthe, and I told you that you’d packed too much! We’re only here one night!” The two girls appeared at the Grand Hotel and checked in, The receptionist pointed them to a private room that had ‘Reserved for Real CS Party’ posted on the door. Inside there were a number of other women – introductions were made. “Are we waiting for any more?” this from Rachael, “A few, those from the North and Ireland have still to arrive,” Esmeralda looked down at a list. Back at the reception a young woman was attempting to give her name to the clerk, in the end having to spell it, “C-h-e-l-s-e-a,” The clerk wrote it down, “Oh, football!” he beamed. “Yes,” Chelsea said wearily, “like I’ve never heard that before!” Within a few hours all ten women were ensconced within the room and had ordered dinner. Afterwards they spoke of their plans for the next day. “I’ve brought some supplies and things – we’re going to be having children from the ages of 3 years up to 9 or 10, so there’s quite a range to be looking after.” This from Carolyn, “We’ll have to organise ourselves so we are each looking after a certain number.” The other women nodded. “Does anyone have any experience looking after pre-school’ers?” There was a studied lack of response, then, “Julie, I thought that was your speciality, babies and that!” this from Emma, “My field is obstetrics,” Julie protested, “New born babies,” “Oh well, these are only a few years older – how much can they have changed!” … “Well most of us seem to have dressed appropriately anyway,” this from Lisa, she looked over at Rachel as she said this, “What you don’t think combat fatigues are appropriate then?” Rachel sounded rather hurt. “Oh they’re not such a problem, Rachel,” began Julie, “it’s the camouflage paint and SAS headband that seem a little out of place!” |
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Title: The RThe RescueRe: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 29th, 2003, 7:27pm *And the second half - wouldn't all go on one!* The following morning there was an early breakfast before plans were put into action. The telephone had been located – it was hidden away near the rear of the hotel, fairly close to a large conference hall. Two of the party managed to secure the hall for the morning – a flight had been booked to leave that afternoon and two large coaches would be arriving at midday. Surprisingly, considering that the special flight was going to Australia, it proved to be a British Airways flight that was booked. Madge Russell had been extremely reticent about why QANTAS had refused the business. Some of the CBBer’s had been offered jobs in Australia and they were going along on the flight – Carolyn, Lisa and Esmeralda. The telephone itself was a very old-fashioned one – it still had a dial rather than push buttons! When the manager was asked he said that it had been left that way in memory of a very good customer from the 1960’s – however he was unable to recall the name! The pedestal beneath was fairly thin and awkward to get to, however they removed the panel without difficulty. As the smallest, Xanthe sat next to the portal, waiting, at just after ten o’clock a soft voice was heard calling through from the other side! Miss Annersley had arrived! Xanthe reached her hand through the portal, “Good morning, Miss Annersley,” she said breathlessly, “My name is Xanthe, that means…” “I know the meaning of your name Xanthe,” Miss Annersley’s voice was amused. “I understand that there are a number of you? The children have not yet arrived and I would like the opportunity to greet all of you!” At those words there was a minor war as all the CBBer’s attempted to push their way through to the front to shake hands; order was only restored when the low voice from the other side spoke, “Ladies! Calm down, this is not helping!” Thereafter each woman had the opportunity to shake hands with Miss Annersley. “Wow,” Esmeralda looked at her hand in awe; “I may never wash this hand again!” “Well I’ll have to remember not to eat anything, if I ever visit that golf club of yours then!” this from Carolyn. At that moment Xanthe reported that the Junior School and Kindergarten had arrived and the mistresses were preparing to start handing the children through – Kindergarten first. “Wait a minute, Xanthe,” this from Rachael, “we don’t know how stable this portal is – if it starts to shrink we could have problems getting the older girls through. Wouldn’t it be better to start with them?” “Hadn’t thought of that, hang on.” There was some muffled conversation, then, “Miss Annersley says good idea, they’ll swap the order around,” Lisa glanced over at Rachael and saw she wore an indescribably smug look on her face, “Hey Rachael, I know it was a good idea but why such a smug look?” “Oh, only because I’ve had an idea of mine praised by the Headmistress of the Chalet Scho…” Rachael stopped, aware of nine pairs of extremely jealous eyes looking at her. “Er, OK I’ll shut up!” she said hastily. Miss Annersley vacated her post to allow Kathie Ferrars, smallest of the mistresses, to begin handing the children through. A stream of children started to appear, Xanthe and Rachel handing out and passing them on to others in line all the way back to the conference hall. In here the management had laid on large quantities of jelly and ice cream and a TV and video was set up in one corner with all the latest Disney movies. This was thought somewhat more appropriate for young Chalet School members than one suggestion of the Alien Trilogy and Buffy the Vampire Slayer! As the last of the Kindergarten were passed through the portal was getting noticeably smaller. Miss Annersley crouched down again to call through, “that’s everyone, girls! Many thanks for your help!” A quick cry from Chelsea – “the books and stuff!” The CBB members quickly produced their gifts for the original Chalet School, passing them swiftly through the closing gap. The books included those detailing ways of continuing resistance, as well as escape stories both true and fictional. Also included were a number of CD-ROM’s with information and technological advances. There was even a computer game! Just after the last of these were passed through the portal gave one convulsive twist and closed totally. Rachel looked over at Chloe, “that was your idea wasn’t it? Sending Lara Croft – Tomb Raider?” “Well I thought they might like it!” she said defensively. “Can’t see either Bill or the Abbess playing,” this from Emma, “Ferry might though!” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Ray on Sep 29th, 2003, 7:27pm *laughing out loud and hoping no-one asks* The headband was only to keep my hair out of my face and safely out of range. Ray *that's her story* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by xanthe on Sep 29th, 2003, 7:39pm ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D *giggling helplessly* ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D thank you Lesley... that was very very funny... I DIDN'T have too much in my rucksack! It was all strictly necessary! *looks outraged* Chloe just likes to wind me up because about half my bag always ends up being full of asthma-stuff and so on *rolls eyes* which brings me onto the "breathlessly" business *mutters darkly at being fictionalised into plank-girl, then considers her habit of saying stupid things when nervous and shuts up abruptly* *desparate for more* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Susan on Sep 29th, 2003, 8:28pm Oh wow!!!!! Lesley this is fantastic. What have I missed by not being well last week and being busy and not able to spend much time here? Please please + hundreds of pleases can I have a part if it's not too late? I can look after pre-schoolers. I am not trained but I did under 5 Sunday school for many years and youth club for a long while. I could also do crafts in the Real CS or be secretarial assistant or something. I was so engrossed catching up with this thread in work today (very quiet) I thought I had answered the phone 'Good afternoon Chalet School' it was only when I realised the person on the other end was talking normally that I realised I couldn't have done. Sue - explaining feelings of disorentation as after effects of migraine (not overdose of CBB) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Julie on Sep 29th, 2003, 8:49pm thank you so much Lesley ;D ;D I laughed out loud much to my cat's surprise and now he's run away more pleeeeeeeaase :) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Emma_N on Sep 29th, 2003, 9:14pm Thanks Lesley this is brilliant!!!! :) :) :) More please (you can't please some people!! ;)) *Emma is another one who has had problems with hysterical laughter while she reads this story!!* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Sep 29th, 2003, 9:55pm Laughs hysterically- this was great! Apologies for being so smug, Rachel! or was it Rachael... *giving up at all these permutations of Ray/ Rachel/ Rachael...* MORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Carolyn P on Sep 29th, 2003, 10:37pm Thank you Lesley. MORE MORE MORE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 29th, 2003, 10:57pm *Oh alright then! Back to the original cs!* After Mitagessen, Miss Annersley walked back to her Study, accompanied by Miss Ferrars. As she walked through the door she stopped to offer up a silent prayer of thanks. Kathie stood back, waiting. Miss Annersley walked over to her desk and settled into her chair with an air of satisfaction, “come in Kathie, take a seat,” she smiled over at the younger mistress. “We’ll wait for Nell - she’s just gone over to St Mildred’s to update them.” While waiting Miss Annersley activated the detection equipment - there were no new devices to be found. A few minutes later Miss Wilson arrived and entered the Study. She turned to lock the door behind her then walked over to join the other two. She still appeared very white and shocked at all that had happened over the past three weeks, and at her role. Unusually for her, she did not immediately go to the window seat, instead taking one of the chairs opposite Hilda and nodding to Kathie to take the window seat. Miss Annersley looked quizzically toward her friend before beginning to speak, “well, against the odds this time, but I believe today has been a complete success!” “Managing to get the Junior School out was a stroke of genius!” Miss Ferrars agreed, “and the fact that, indirectly, EBD was responsible for us finding that portal is very ironic!” “And not something I would want to repeat, Kathie!” Miss Annersley said fervently, she looked across at her friend, “are you alright, Nell? You’re very quiet.” Nell Wilson paused for a moment before replying, “I have no memory of the last three weeks, Hilda, but it seems that for the entire time I was working for the enemy. So how can you trust me now?” “Nell, that wasn’t you!” Hilda Annersley’s voice was soft, “You were being controlled, you had no choice. And I can recognise when someone is controlled.” “You being able to recognise that, didn’t stop it happening, did it?” Miss Wilson’s voice was very quiet, “and I would have been responsible for everyone here being condemned to this existence forever, had it not been for Kathie.” She stood up abruptly and began pacing the floor, “besides, we, all of us are characters EBD has made up, if she considered that I would betray my friends, then that means I probably would!” Both Miss Annersley and Miss Ferrars exclaimed at this, Miss Ferrars spoke first, “No way, Bill! When EBD was trying to get me to take over the centre seat,” she nodded to Miss Annersley’s chair, “she said that she only gave the characters a start, it was what we did with them that caused us to grow. There’s no way you could betray us!” Miss Annersley nodded in agreement, “any one of us may be controlled, Nell, while we are under control we do Elinor’s bidding, not our own. Please don’t feel guilty about this, it was not your fault!” Miss Wilson turned to the Head, shaking her head, “I’m sorry Hilda, I can’t be a part of this any more. The knowledge that I could have been responsible for everyone staying here, I couldn’t live with that.” Miss Wilson turned towards the door and headed out. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Carolyn P on Sep 29th, 2003, 11:05pm Oh! How Noble. And just what I can see her doing. I'm touched. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Sep 29th, 2003, 11:15pm Poor Bill! Thank you Lesley, the earlier post was sooo funny, just the thing for when you get in from work, and thank you for letting me shake Miss Annersleys hand - that was the highlight of my year, but I hasten to assure all future customers of the golf club - I have wahed my hands - I just got a bit carried away with all the excitement. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by crashbb on Sep 29th, 2003, 11:52pm Quote:
Yay!! I'm in the story. I do have to spell my name a lot. Actaully I don't get the football thing all that often (most Canadians and Americans don't know about the team). More often, it's - "like Clinton?". I do however, have a team pennant from my first trip to London. When I went to London to work, I landed on the day that they were celebrating their cup/league/playoff (sorry I don't know) victory and everyone kept singing the "Yeah Chelsea" song (okay, not the real title, but that was the gist of the song). I kept wanting to thank people for singing my praises!!! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Sep 30th, 2003, 1:39am Lesley, I believe Bill's name is Helena Margaret! I'm sure it's in one of the Tyrol books, but I can't find it! Although I did find a bit in New House that confirms her middle initial is 'M', so that would fit! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by xanthe on Sep 30th, 2003, 7:59am Oo-oh *eyes wide, waiting for more* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Rachael P on Sep 30th, 2003, 8:44am *sitting at desk with indescribably smug look on face* Yeh - thank you Lesley!! That whole section was all too funny ;D But back to the plot - pleeeaaaaasssse help Bill to see it's not her fault ................. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Rachael P on Sep 30th, 2003, 9:46am *now sitting with even bigger, smugger grin!!* Nice Lesley just gave me a sneak preview of what's coming next and it's a corker! ;D Oh, by the way - she didn't say when she was going to be able to post it ;) *dives out of thread, knowing everyone's going to really hate her for this one!* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by PatW on Sep 30th, 2003, 9:58am on 09/30/03 at 09:46:48, Rachael P wrote:
Coward!!!! ::) :o :o :o |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Jennie on Sep 30th, 2003, 10:08am I'll second that, Pat. It's not fair, I'll have a hissy fit. :( :( :( :( :( |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by PatW on Sep 30th, 2003, 10:19am Shame on any CS fan to behave like a 'spineless jellyfish'!!! :o :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by edith on Sep 30th, 2003, 11:09am Yay! The portal thing gives me an idea sort of-I work in a village shop and while customers are in the shop i have to stand around while they pick their video buy groceries etc. So I work out a CS aid pack from what I can see. Why don't we send them aid via the portal! Oh and soz for not posting recently i was busy this weekend. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Rachael P on Sep 30th, 2003, 11:20am LOL! I just didn't want to be a sitting duck for tomato-throwing etc!! However, you're right - it's only fair I get my just desserts so here I am! Never mind, ladies - it's worth waiting for ................... :P (Good to see you're back Edith) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Sep 30th, 2003, 1:02pm *goes off to hunt for Lesley and make her post more!* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Chloe on Sep 30th, 2003, 3:41pm *deafening anyone in the area with a cry of LESLEY, as a hint she's wanted back on this drabble now, please that is ;D ;D* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 30th, 2003, 6:23pm *Now why should me being kind to Rachael and letting her see the next post today rather than have to wait till tomorrow cause such problems - Oh because she told you! Wonder who's idea that was! ;D Never mind - next post! ;)* (Thanks Vikki!) “Helena Margaret Wilson I have not finished! Return to your seat!” the command, delivered in an Arctic-type voice, stopped Miss Wilson in her tracks. Kathie Ferrars, seated to one side, shivered as the voice swept out, and saw that Miss Annersley’s face had changed; her blue-grey eyes were now a steely grey boring into Nell Wilson. Nell turned quickly and Kathie saw that she had gone even whiter. “Hilda, I’ve made my decision…” she began. “I said, return to your seat, Miss Wilson!” the command rang out again. Kathie saw something she had not thought possible, the austere Head of St Mildred’s was unable to match Miss Annersley’s gaze and reluctantly walked back to her chair. “E-er I’ll leave you to it, shall I?” Miss Ferrars made to get up. “Remain where you are Miss Ferrars,” the icy voice stopped Kathie too. Miss Annersley turned back to the figure in front of her, “Miss Wilson, you do not have the luxury to pick and chose which of your duties you will perform. I expect my deputy to be willing to do exactly the same duties that I myself must shoulder.” Nell Wilson looked up, “I-I am Head of St Mildred’s not your deputy!” she said with some defiance. “As Head of St Mildred’s that automatically makes you the next most senior member of Staff after myself. I have overall control over all Chalet School personnel – including St Mildred’s – in the event of my absence you are most senior. Even if another takes my place here – remember Nancy did on one occasion – you are still senior.” Miss Wilson took a deep breath before replying, “even if that’s correct, I have not neglected my duties, Miss Annersley, there is nothing to say I must take part in a rebellion!” “My responsibilities include ensuring that the teaching Staff, pupils and domestic personnel are able to live full and productive lives, Miss Wilson, they are not able to do so in this scenario.” Miss Annersley stood up and pointed to a spot on the floor over near where Kathie was sitting, “just over a month ago, you were on your knees watching while I was forced to fill in forms and advertisements inviting new pupils to this School. Did I do this willingly?” Her eyes bore into Nell’s and Miss Wilson quickly shook her head. “No, I was controlled, I had no choice. It was not something that I wanted to do. In the past Elinor has controlled me on countless occasions and I have done things I have totally disagreed with - it has not made me forget my duty.” The Head sat down again and looked over at Miss Wilson, “if you cannot continue in this enterprise, Miss Wilson, then I will have no choice but to remove you as Head of St Mildred’s! I have that role – I may engage or dismiss any member of Staff. You would revert to Science Mistress.” Miss Wilson looked up, flushed now. The Head took a deep breath and seemed to relax in upon herself, when she next spoke the ice had disappeared from her voice and her eyes were, once more, their normal blue-grey colour. “Nell, at any time Elinor may decide to control me again, or she could put me back in that prison cell,” she swallowed and her eyes momentarily showed pain, “or even dispose of me completely! I need to know that there will be someone here who can take over. Someone who can continue the fight, and maybe even win it. A person who can fill my shoes and provide Kathie and the rest of the Staff with the leadership they will require.” Miss Annersley stopped for a moment to hold her friend’s gaze, “because otherwise there’s not much point in me continuing either.” A pause then, quietly, “ I need you, Nell.” There was silence in the Study; Miss Wilson dropped her gaze to the floor for what seemed like hours, then… “Hilda, don’t you ever use that voice on me again!” she said shakily, “you nearly gave me a heart attack and I’ve had enough of that from Elinor!” She looked over at her friend and smiled, “Alright, I’ll continue the fight – after all, I don’t want to give you any opportunity to sack me!” Her grey eyes were warm as she said the last. Hilda Annersley nodded, smiling, “I’ll make some coffee,” she said, “I think we could all do with some!” she rose and walked to the rear of the Study, hunting out her kettle. Kathie Ferrars leaned forwards, “are you OK, Bill?” Miss Wilson smiled ruefully, “Kathie, I find myself, for the first time in my career, in complete sympathy with every single miscreant who has ever been sent to see the Head! You have no idea how frightening that voice is!” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Sep 30th, 2003, 6:35pm Thank you Lesley!! When's the next installment?? *hints heavily* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by xanthe on Sep 30th, 2003, 6:57pm :o*able to imagine "the voice" only too well* :o thank you Lesley *stays lurking, hoping to hear the answer to Vikki's question* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Rachel on Sep 30th, 2003, 7:12pm Am I the only one who immediately thought "Gandalf!" when Hilda did the voice on Bill? (You know the scene in Fellowship when Bilbo didn't want to leave the ring for Frodo ( ::) ) Or is my lust for Orlando Bloom ( :-* ) taking over my life to the extent that I now see links to Lord of the Rings everywhere? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Ray on Sep 30th, 2003, 7:12pm *giggles* I like it, Lesley :) I too could well imagine The Voice (and I'm now picturing Miss Wilson as a naughty middle *giggles again*) Ray *also waiting for the answer to Vikki's question* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 30th, 2003, 7:19pm Vikki - no idea when you'll see the next installment - inspiration has completely dried up! :'( Rachel - LOL! Seriously concerned that Hilda's strict voice should even be considered close to Gandalf's! ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by xanthe on Sep 30th, 2003, 7:21pm Wargh! No! Please don't say that Lesley! *offering Lesley's plot-bunny all manner of delicacies to try and persuade it to co-operate* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Sep 30th, 2003, 7:27pm Don't panic Xanthe! This has happened before - I've still got loads of ideas - and I know how this is going to end - with everything explained! (extra smug grin!!!) Just cannot at present see the next episode - have one bubbling in Melbourne but hasn't risen to surface yet - plus have a funny one back with Hilda etc! (Yes I know - not normally where I have the funny ones!) If all else fails I'll be on the M25 again tomorrow and that's normally good for ideas! ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by xanthe on Sep 30th, 2003, 7:30pm Panic? Me? What makes you think I was panicking? *looks guilty and stops pacing up and down* I'm a "good girl" (well, so people tell me ;)) and would never do anything of the sort ;D *hoping things come together in Lesley's mind in a satisfactory fashion, and preferably sooner rather than later...* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Sep 30th, 2003, 8:48pm *sends Lesley the plot bunny's cousin, the inspiration bunny!!* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Carolyn P on Sep 30th, 2003, 9:26pm I found myself cowering as I read that scene. I do love Hilda. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Sep 30th, 2003, 9:43pm *crawling out from under metaphorical table* Oh-er! I'm quite good at putting on a nasty voice myself- you have to be, as a teacher- but I'm nothing on that! Lesley, I *do* hope you'll email this to us when finished- just in case it gets eaten- again!. I have a funny feeling that that is what has happened as I can't find Serious Attempt. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Sep 30th, 2003, 11:49pm on 09/30/03 at 19:30:57, xanthe wrote:
*KB tries soooooo hard to imagine this* *fails miserably*Just out of interest, who told you (notwithstanding parents and grandparents, whose complimentary words can never be taken seriously)? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 1st, 2003, 12:06am KB look for the discussion in the middle of Chloe's "Sisters at the CS" thread, and you'll find out who calls Xanthe a good girl! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Oct 1st, 2003, 12:27am Wow, another brilliant episode Lesley, Bill isn't the only one to feel sorry for the sinners sent to the study! I wish I could put on a voice like that! Happy driving....... |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Susan on Oct 1st, 2003, 1:23am Fantastic Lesley. Hope inspiration strikes soon. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by mohini on Oct 1st, 2003, 7:07am Lesley why don't you go for a nice ride. you will get inspiration. We are all eagerly waiting for the next installment. Waht about the work in san? Has it started? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by xanthe on Oct 1st, 2003, 8:37am *hoping Lesley has been inspired AND has time to post her inspirations* and KB, I do not know why you find such a thing difficult to believe... Guiders (and paramedics, for that matter) keep calling me a "good girl" - I think it may have something to do with the fact that I look younger than I am... that, and my angelic nature is bound to be noted by some people ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Rachel on Oct 1st, 2003, 8:58am on 10/01/03 at 08:37:34, xanthe wrote:
***** Rachel chokes over a bowl of Frosties, spraying the monitor with milk, beofer dissolving into a serious bout of chortling at the mental image Xanthe is trying to force on us all ***** ;) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by xanthe on Oct 1st, 2003, 9:05am *cannot imagine why Rachel is so amused* (hope your computer isn't damaged, don't think you're meant to cover them in milk and Frosties, but who knows, that might be where I'm going wrong...) |
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Title: CONVERSATION INRe: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 1st, 2003, 4:31pm *Just a little post to whet your appetite!* CONVERSATION IN CYBERSPACE The Abbess Thank you to all those involved in caring for my Juniors in Switzerland. I understand from Madge that they have arrived safely in Melbourne. I really appreciate all those who gave of their time and effort. Hopefully, in the not-too-distant future, I’ll have the opportunity of meeting all of you in person. I should also like to thank everyone who sent messages of sympathy for the events of the past month - Nell and I are both recovering. Esmeralda Well all I can say is I’ve no idea how Carolyn kept her patience. Lisa_T Must be training, I would have strangled half the little darlings! Still you and I had enough to worry about - I’m sure the upholstery didn’t start out that colour! Madge It didn’t! And I’ve just had to promise British Airways that the Real CS will pay for a thorough cleaning of that plane - otherwise we’d be banned from another major airline! What on earth possessed you to keep feeding them jelly and ice cream? Rachael P Sounds like we had the best of it then - waving goodbye at the airport! Emma_N Well you may have, Rachael, but when I got to Customs in London I found it a little difficult explaining the bowl of jelly I found in my bag! Carolyn Just thought I’d pass on to Susan and Sugarplum that I will be really happy for them to join me in looking after the Kindergarten. Susan, Madge says she could really use your help in the office too! Cumbrian_Rachel Hey I’ve not logged on for a while, anything been happening? Xanthe (Sigh!) I’ll email you an attachment - you’ve missed a lot! Ferry Thanks to whoever sent that game! It’s intriguing! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by edith on Oct 1st, 2003, 4:47pm There seems to be nothing I can do at the mo... no one seems to need an 18yr old student. I can use a computer-sort of. I can fly a glider-with help. But there seems to be nothing i can do at the mo. I can do some more codes if anyone wants any after my last effort but i'm still out here if anything needs to be done. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Rachael P on Oct 1st, 2003, 4:52pm Don't despair, edith - I'm sure code-breaking and gliding could be used in the commandos! Lesley - consider my appetite sufficently whetted and be concerned because I'm VERY hungry ..... MORE PLEASE! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 1st, 2003, 4:56pm Gotta write it first Rachael! And I'm not sure whether to go to Melbourne or back to Hilda and co! BTW - edith - are you at 6th form college? If so - there are plenty of places available - if interested! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Rachael P on Oct 1st, 2003, 5:00pm Then may a veritable horde of inspiration bunnies visit you tonight ;D (sorry - don't know the collective term!) And mind you don't run any of them over on the M25 - they can be frisky blighters and might try to chase you if you duck out of your house without them! Looking forward to the next instalment .................................. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by austriaamy on Oct 1st, 2003, 5:51pm I agree.......... MORE! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by LauraT on Oct 1st, 2003, 6:10pm OMG! And this is my first post... (I think!) Aaaah. Tis amazing though! Congrats ;D When's the next installment....?! You've got me all excited now! And totally unfocused on history coursework, but never mind! And can I be in it...!? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Carolyn P on Oct 1st, 2003, 6:23pm Austriaamy, how did you do that moving post?? ::) Lesley, still loving it. Keeping patience is a matter of practice, and it much easier with other peoples children. I have no patience with my own. I did say Jelly and ice cream wouldn't be a good idea whilst travelling. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 1st, 2003, 7:25pm *Next installment - may have time for another before the night's out!* A few days later, Miss Wilson had joined the Head in her Study after Abendessen and was currently curled up on the window seat waiting for Miss Annersley to finish ploughing through her paperwork. The Head moved through the correspondence with practised ease. She glanced over at her friend, “everything alright, Nell?” she asked gently. Miss Wilson nodded, “I’m fine Hilda, I had my first lesson with the UVIA today,” she smiled, “it was inspiring!” Unlike the rest of the School, Upper Six A, consisting solely of Prefects, was well aware of exactly what had been happening over the last month. Therefore when Miss Wilson walked in to take her first lesson since control was released, the entire class had risen to its feet and cheered! Miss Wilson had smiled around at the girls and thanked them warmly. Then, once everyone was settled she asked them to please let her know what her alter ego had been teaching them for the last month! Nell Wilson related this to the Head with a smile. A knock at the door and the Head Girl entered the room, “Miss Annersley,” she began, “you wanted to be kept informed of developments?” Miss Annersley nodded, “yes, dear, lock the door please,” she used the detection equipment to check for devices. She then smiled at the Head Girl, “sit down Alison,” she said, “what is the latest news?” “We’ve had messages back from Carol and Jane, they’re the two prefects guarding Matron,” Alison began, “there are no problems, Matron is secure. Oh and Carol asked me to pass on to you, Miss Annersley, that she is being kept in exactly the same conditions that you were. She thought Matron deserved a taste of her own medicine!” At this Miss Annersley looked up sharply then rose from her chair. She walked over to the window and stood looking out for some seconds. “Alison, when can you next pass on a message to Carol?” she asked quietly. “Tonight, probably.” The Head nodded, “then could you please pass on a personal message from me? Tell Carol I appreciate the sentiment, but that I do not wish Gwynneth to suffer that ordeal. Allow her to view the outside, and to have any books, games or anything else to while away the time.” The Head Girl nodded but looked puzzled, as did Miss Wilson, Miss Annersley looked around at them both and elaborated, “I would not wish that experience on my worst enemy ,” she said softly. There was a voice from outside, “Hilda, open your door or I will force you to do so!” it was EBD. Miss Annersley nodded to Alison to open the door and the author walked in, “That will be all, Alison,” Miss Annersley dismissed the Head Girl, Alison nodded and made her way out. “I don’t want to speak to her,” EBD agreed, “I do however require some information from both of you!” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Cumbrian_Rachel on Oct 1st, 2003, 7:47pm Yay! My first appearance :-) I'm very excited and eagerly awaiting more story now! |
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Title: Both Miss AnnerRe: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 1st, 2003, 10:01pm *Last one for tonight - and I'm not writing this because I enjoy causing pain (well not totally!) It does advance the plot!* Both Miss Annersley and Miss Wilson stiffened as the author brought in her favourite weapon - pain. Miss Annersley, standing by the window, fell back against it, while Nell Wilson, already seated, lay back. Both women were white with pain. “W-what are you doing? Leave them alone you old hag!” Alison Martin had not yet left the room and spun round when she heard the twin gasps of pain. “Leave the room now, girl,” EBD said sharply, “unless you’d like the same!” “No!” this from the Head, “Alison, go, there’s nothing you can do!” “Yes there is!” With these words the Head Girl launched herself at the author, managing to catch EBD on the side of the face with a fist. The pain to both Heads stopped abruptly as EBD, for the first time ever, was struck. The blow landed near her eye and the author raised her hand to it. She turned to the trembling Head Girl, “that was a very stupid thing to do child,” she said softly, “and you will regret that,” Alison cried out as she suddenly experienced severe pain in her chest, then Miss Annersley, closest of the two Heads, was there with her arms around the girl. “No, Elinor, not my pupils,” she stated, “I have the responsibility, punish me!” Her eyes bore into the author’s, and EBD shrugged, Alison was suddenly pain free. “If you insist, Hilda,” “Or me, Elinor,” the second voice was Miss Wilson’s, she walked forward to stand beside Miss Annersley. Hilda Annersley looked across at her friend, “Nell, there’s no need…” she began. Miss Wilson interrupted, “I had a lecture on my responsibilities not that long ago Hilda, I haven’t forgotten!” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Chloe on Oct 1st, 2003, 10:05pm Thank you so glad i got to read more before i went to bed ;D, please let then be alright |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 1st, 2003, 10:17pm LOL! oh poor them. But I did like that little dig of Nell's at the end. More???? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by xanthe on Oct 1st, 2003, 10:21pm *slightly worried but mostly just enjoying the story* ;D thank you Lesley *encouraging the plot bunnies for all she's worth* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Carolyn P on Oct 1st, 2003, 10:26pm *sending a tin of 'happy plot bunny' food* An attempt to try and cheer your plot bunny so that he gives you some joyful storylines. Mind you, I want to read whatever he gives you. ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Oct 1st, 2003, 10:32pm Could there be anything more terrifying than a plane full of 'little darlings'? And as for Matron, Hilda must be a saint! Errm, More? Please? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 1st, 2003, 10:58pm *needs to know what happens next* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 1st, 2003, 11:23pm on 10/01/03 at 18:23:30, Carolyn P wrote:
Carolyn, put the following around the words you want to move (without the spaces): [ move ] [ /move ] |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Rachael P on Oct 2nd, 2003, 8:59am Ooh - what a cliffhanger and aren't they brave?! :o What's EBD going to do to them and what information does she want? :-/ Very impressed by Hilda's compassion - not sure I could be quite so gracious under the circumstances! More, please (of course) :D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 2nd, 2003, 8:03pm Lesley, why havent you posted more?????!!!! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 2nd, 2003, 8:14pm on 10/01/03 at 22:26:16, Carolyn P wrote:
*OK Carolyn - will stick with happier ones for a while!* Meanwhile, back in Melbourne: The Real Chalet School Board Meeting “The Junior School have settled in well, many thanks for that Jennie,” Madge smiled across at the Senior Housemistress, “and have started their orientation programme. We also had two new members of Staff join us, Carolyn and Lisa, and a new employee to join you I believe Vikki?” Vikki nodded, “yes Esmeralda, very keen and extremely good at catering – at least now we’ve persuaded her to wash her right hand!” “We have got a potentially serious problem, however,” Madge continued, “in that all the Middle and Junior School have transferred over without families. Now, whenever this happened in the past it was never a difficulty, the School stood as family, with Hilda Annersley and Joey between them standing as parents! Hilda is not here at present and even my sister’s unbounded enthusiasm may pale when it comes to mothering the entire Middle and Junior School!” Joey Maynard smiled across at her sister and continued, “As you say Madge, I can’t do it alone! But I think I may have a solution, I cannot see that the girls will be eligible for adoption by ‘normal’ families here in Australia – they would not understand the special requirements necessary – but what about searching out for other Ex-Chalet School girls who have entered the Real World?” “We shouldn’t limit ourselves to Australia, either,” this from Rachel, “it’s possible that the States and Canada have also been out of EBD’s influence for a while, possibly the other continents too – some of the girls may have family after all!” Mollie Mackenzie added, “I agree that the normal family would not be able to cope with a fictional character come to life,” she began, “but what about also including those members of the CBB. They could be either here in Australia or elsewhere in the world, and they didn’t seem to have any difficulty accepting us!” She smiled at the four CBBer’s on the Board. “Good, then if I can leave it to you three?” Madge smiled at Joey, Rachel and Mollie. “OK, the hospital foundations have been laid and building work started. The work is expected to be very quick but even so will not be complete for some time. There has been some discussion about who will be the Medical Director, as there are certain specialist requirements necessary – we have had a number of applicants. I should tell you that neither my husband nor brother-in-law have asked to be considered.” “What are the specialist requirements necessary, Madge?” this from Peggy Burnett. “The same as for the rest of this enterprise, Peggy, either a knowledge of the Chalet School or a willingness to suspend disbelief! It doesn’t seem to go well together with the other requirements needed to be the senior medical person in a hospital! However I may have a solution, I was contacted by my niece the other day – she’s living in England but would be willing to travel. She was a Chalet School girl so understands the requirements needed. More to the point, she is a doctor, practices under her maiden name – she and her husband have split.” Madge turned to the four CBBer’s, “perhaps you’ve heard of her? Dr Venables?” The four board members said nothing for a moment, studiously trying not to look at one another, however suddenly all four burst out laughing! “Sorry, Madge,” gasped KB, “it’s just that a few months ago there was a thread on the CBB…” she stopped, giggling wildly. Madge nodded, “understood, I’ve read some of those threads! Which reminds me - I must admit to looking forward to speaking to the new Nursery Nurse at some time in the near future!” she grinned, “Back to Daisy, though, any objections to her being appointed?” There were none. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by xanthe on Oct 2nd, 2003, 8:17pm *hugs Lesley* thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you whoops, sorry, got a bit caught up in the moment & excited by the new-bit-of-storyness of it all ::) :-[ ::) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 2nd, 2003, 8:25pm ROFL at the mention of the Venables thread. I would dearly love to see the looks on the faces of both Hilda and Daisy as KB tries to relate some of the more startling episodes of that, whilst attempting to maintain her own credibility in front of the board!!! More, Lesley? ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Ray on Oct 2nd, 2003, 8:40pm *giggling* Particularly Daisy's ultimate fate and the Hilda/James Bond bit... Ray *giggling again* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Carolyn P on Oct 2nd, 2003, 9:21pm I think that on this thread I had better steer clear of Madge for some time, either that or practise a very, very grovelling apology. Do you think very sorry indeed Madame will suffice, if I look very downcast at the same time. Thanks Austriaamy, it worked! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 2nd, 2003, 9:30pm I'm sure Madge won't hold a grudge for long Carolyn! ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 2nd, 2003, 11:26pm Yay! I got mentioned again!!! Thank you Lesley!! ;D ;D We do need more though!! (as soon as possible!) (please) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by xanthe on Oct 2nd, 2003, 11:28pm on 10/02/03 at 23:26:27, Vikki wrote:
seconds this! I will be a "good girl" if I can have some more of this *sniggers* ;D [edited to add: *wondering if being a "good girl" actually entails having a severe asthma attack/going collapsy* mmm, if so, I am surely right NOT to wish to be one!!!!!!! *astounded by her own brilliance*] |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 3rd, 2003, 12:22am *still giggling* I'm gonna find the Venables thread and remind myself how we finished up. Wonderful way of cheering yourself up! ;D I wonder if Lesley will post more tonight? The place seems awfully quiet! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Rebecca on Oct 3rd, 2003, 12:30am Hope so too. More please! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 3rd, 2003, 12:42am *decides to hunt for Lesley as soon as she's found Carolyn!* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 3rd, 2003, 12:50am *joins Vikki in the man- or should that be woman hunt!* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 3rd, 2003, 1:01am *glad of the help!* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 3rd, 2003, 1:12am on 10/02/03 at 20:25:10, Lisa_T wrote:
What credibility? And I would love to have to try to do that! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 3rd, 2003, 1:18am There you go then. Write it yourself and send it to Lesley to doctor (that really isnt a pun) now you've finished peace you've no excuse! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 3rd, 2003, 1:32am *returns to report inability to find Lesley!* *pouts* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Oct 3rd, 2003, 2:33am Ha ha ha ha ha. Thanks for that little bit Lesley. That was just what I needed to restore my sanity. (Yes, really) I will definitely need more tomorrow night (Hint) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 3rd, 2003, 4:11am Actually, I have a marvellous excuse - it's called a Masters thesis. And I wouldn't dream of trying to butt in on Lesley's wonderful work. I'll just wait and see what she dreams up. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Kathryn on Oct 3rd, 2003, 5:08am Seeing we're discussing the establishment of the school etc, can I make some heartfelt suggestions regarding the teaching of history, which would easily extend into english? *it's essay marking season again and some of the 3rd year essays :o :o :o. There needs to be a smiley that shudders so to accurately reflect my feelings over them. And the first year ones appear next week. On their own they may not be too bad, but in bunches of twenty >:(. Sorry about the rant. Really am enjoying this drabble* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 3rd, 2003, 5:20am *sends bucketloads of sympathy Kathryn's way and wonders if she's found what's in her pigeonhole yet* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Kathryn on Oct 3rd, 2003, 6:02am on 10/03/03 at 05:20:57, KB wrote:
Better not be more essays >:( But if copies of A-Z and J and P, you're forgiven :D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 3rd, 2003, 6:16am Now why would I be sending you essay? And yes, to finish up the OT part of this thread, it's a copy each of the A-Z and "Joey and Patricia". |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by edith on Oct 3rd, 2003, 10:41am I'm back again, but i wont be able to do any commando work for a bit-I wernt to the UMIST open day yesterday and have come back with a scalded hand. I can still use it but it still HURTS!!! Ow, ow, ow ,ow ow, ow, But I need something to do. COs I've only 1 klesson today and though I've CW to do I'm stuck for a bit. But its being handed in on Monday-yay free time at last! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Rachael P on Oct 3rd, 2003, 10:42am Vikki and Lisa_T??!! *shouts and waves* You can stop hunting - I happen to know that Lesley probably won't be able to post again until at least this afternoon ... don't worry, though, I don't think she's been kidnapped by EBD_Herself, just much more banal commitments ... like work! :D Oh, and I also happen to know (goodness, I almost forgot ;)) that she'll be posting an absolute cracker of an instalment (now don't all go off the deep end, she's just taken pity on me, cos she knows I'll miss out and I'll still have to play catch up again on Monday when you'll all be ahead of me!) I look forward to reading your comments after Lesley continues the story .... *Rachael P - a little bit smug and if truth be told, a little bit cocky after the excitement of reading her dedicated drabble* *also aware that she needs taking down a peg or two but enjoying her moment :D* Edith - poor you!! How did you do it? I hope it feels better soon ... |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by edith on Oct 3rd, 2003, 11:05am Its a looooong story. Basically cos I was talking to the electrical engineering person i missed the pannel session so me and Mum went for a coffee instead. It was 1 of those self service machines where you pay at the counter. I went to put my drink next to Mums, splashed a bit on my handf and dropped the whole lot on the counter and all over my hand. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by xanthe on Oct 3rd, 2003, 12:08pm It is afternoon. Absolutely, definitely, a whole eight minutes in by my watch... and I'll be out from half five until around ten tonight as usual so I'm hoping it'll get posted before I go off to Brownies... especially given that I'll have to spend Saturday packing for Uni!!!!!!! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Rachael P on Oct 3rd, 2003, 12:48pm I guess you'll just have to possess your soul with patience, Xanthe ;) It'll definitely be after 2/3pm as that's when I leave and Lesley knew she'd miss me .......... |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by PatW on Oct 3rd, 2003, 1:18pm Oh poor Xanthe! You don't have any patience, do you? Come to that, neither do I!!! ;D ;D ;D There's a whole hour's difference between 2 and 3, so which is it?!!!!! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by xanthe on Oct 3rd, 2003, 2:07pm Patience...patience...I have patience...it's just I'll need it for Brownies and Guides tonight, so I can't expend it on waiting for drabbles!!!!!!! ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 3rd, 2003, 2:29pm I'm with Xanthe. Plus, I have to go shortly for a wine reception at uni. Then my mum's picking me up at half six to go to Bangor to sort out my dad's new second hand bookshop. thousands and thousands of books to be sorted into some kind of logical order. I wouldn't mind if there was a prospect of finding something interesting, but chances are it'll overwhelmingly be chick lit and blockbusters! ..........and I dont expect to be back here much before 11- so unless Lesley posts before 3.40, I've had it til the early hours! *hoping Lesley is lurking somewhere and after reading this will take pity on us and post...............* |
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Title: EBD’s eyes glisRe: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 3rd, 2003, 2:45pm *Next installment! - You're not going to like it!* EBD’s eyes glistened as she looked at Miss Annersley and Miss Wilson, “Hilda, you are always noble,” she began, “but I think on this occasion I choose Nell.” She turned to look at Miss Wilson; “after all in our last episode she didn’t have the chance to defy me - she was far too co-operative!” Miss Wilson straightened, a little pale, “that was not me, Elinor!” she said softly but firmly. EBD looked across at the St Mildred’s Head and smiled, Miss Wilson collapsed to the floor, groaning. Her hands once more clutching her chest, Hilda could see that Miss Wilson’s face was drained of colour and her lips blue. Miss Annersley was still holding the Head Girl in her arms; Alison glanced over once at Miss Wilson then buried her face in Miss Annersley’s shoulder. “Now, how long Nell has to endure this will depend on you Hilda,” the author remarked conversationally, “I need the answer to some questions.” Miss Annersley put the Head Girl from her, telling Alison to go to the window seat. She turned back to the author, “what questions?” she said quietly, her gaze going to her friend. “Where is Matron Lloyd? I know that she cannot have passed over to the Real World – you told me yourself that the portal was too small – and I would know if she were dead.” Miss Annersley shook her head; “I don’t know where she is, Elinor, all I know is she is held securely.” “Do you think I will be swayed by her being a hostage?” EBD’s voice was disbelieving. Miss Annersley shook her head again, “no, Elinor, I believe you care only for yourself, Matron is being held solely to deprive you of your spy!” “Very well, next question, how did Kathie Ferrars know that Nell was controlled - you are the only one that can tell,” Miss Annersley hesitated then glanced down at Miss Wilson, “she mentioned that information from the Real World had been received at St Mildred’s, it could not be received there,” she said reluctantly. EBD smiled thinly, “Perhaps I should question you again,” she mused, she glanced over at the Head, exerting control. “I do not know where she is Elinor but I believe the reasons given before are true. I am aware that you would not care for the Matron. Kathie Ferrars felt uneasy from the start as a comment by Miss Wilson had information from the Real World being received at St Mildred‘s.” Miss Annersley’s voice was exactly the same and it puzzled Alison that she was saying the same thing twice. EBD glanced over at the Head Girl and smiled, “Tell me Hilda, what are your thoughts on her?” she pointed to Miss Wilson. The Head shrugged, “she has tried to defy you, she deserves her punishment!” EBD smiled then released control, Miss Annersley, knowing what she had said, stared across at her friend in anguish. The author looked down at the silent woman on the floor; “you should have answered faster, Hilda. I do believe that your friend is dead!” She turned and left the room. Miss Annersley ran over to kneel beside her friend, her hand went to Nell’s throat and she felt for the carotid pulse. There was a pause, and then Alison, from the window seat called over fearfully. "Is she dead, Miss Annersley?” Miss Annersley’s face was closed in as she turned to the Head Girl, “yes,” she said simply. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by PatW on Oct 3rd, 2003, 2:45pm I've just checked to see who's logged in, and Lesley's there. So come on and post the next bit, PLEASE!!! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by PatW on Oct 3rd, 2003, 2:50pm We must have posted together. Surely Hilda knows artificial respiration and so on!!!!! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 3rd, 2003, 3:05pm *gasp* Oh, Lesley, have you developed a hate at poor Nell or something? I mean, I know Esmeralda killed her off originally, but stilI! *sincerely hoping that Hilda does know CPR or that EBD has slipped up somehow and sent Nell to the Real World..* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by PatW on Oct 3rd, 2003, 3:12pm Perhaps Alison knows rescusitation techniques!! There again, Robin died to enter the Real World, didn't she? *clutching at straws* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by xanthe on Oct 3rd, 2003, 3:16pm *wails* Les-leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey! *stamps feet* please tell me you didn't just kill Miss Wilson! and please come and post some more and put me out of my misery! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by PatW on Oct 3rd, 2003, 3:32pm She's still logged in, and she's sitting there laughing at the reactions - aren't you, Lesley!!! ::) ::) ::) :P :P :P :P :P :P So come on - you've had enough time to see our reaction, which was JUST what you expected. Give us some more, and stop leaving us on tenterhooks! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 3rd, 2003, 3:53pm ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by EBD_Herself on Oct 3rd, 2003, 4:37pm Congratulations Lesley - a wonderful posting. I think you should give Kathie a little attention next - if you need some help or ideas, feel free to shout. I am always willing to give you a hand when you write such co-operative postings. Just don't go getting any clever ideas about saving Bill after all. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Carolyn P on Oct 3rd, 2003, 4:39pm NOOOOoooooooo |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by EBD_Herself on Oct 3rd, 2003, 4:42pm Thank you for corroborating Carolyn. Nice to see some sensible girls posting on these boards. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Jennie on Oct 3rd, 2003, 4:58pm EBD- YOU'RE DEAD,so get off this board, and out of this drabble. You're forgetting one little thing. You killed off your characters, and so do we. But, and it's a big BUT, we can resurrect them! (Jennie adopts her most menacing voice, gives her evil grin, and points out a few little facts that EBD has overlooked) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 3rd, 2003, 5:04pm *Well as everyone seems to want another post - here it is!* Back in Melbourne “I’m bored!” Evadne van Alden declared to the rest of her form in the Fourth Form common room. She looked around at her friends; “here we are in the twenty-first century, we have pots of money in the bank, and a great deal more freedom than ever even thought of at the original chalet school, and what are we doing? Having lessons and orientation talks!” “Well, I suppose they think we should be properly prepared for this world,” her friend Monica Holt replied, “after all its fifty years into the future, a lot’s changed!” “Yes but as far as the Staff are concerned we’re still not to be trusted!” this from Helen Davies, “and there’s so much more we could do now!” “I have an idea,” a thin, studious looking girl, Janet Wilks, spoke up, “the original Staff will not have much more idea than us about what we should and shouldn’t do. Why don’t we try and trick them?” “How?” Later that day a number of members of Upper Four B managed to speak to Miss Andrews, she in turn spoke to Miss Burnett, “You know I can understand it really, Peggy,” Sharlie Andrews continued, “after all we have been out and about in Melbourne, but the girls have been restricted to the School all this time,” “Yes, but is it really a cultural event? I wouldn’t want to take the girls to somewhere unsuitable.” “According to these tickets, it’s held in the largest concert hall in Melbourne, it’s been sold out for weeks - these tickets were only on offer as the person who owned them had overbooked.” Miss Andrews smiled across at the Games Mistress. “But an evening of folk music? Doesn’t seem like the type of thing Evadne and her crew would be interested in!” Peggy was weakening. “The members of the group are all from the same area Evadne’s family used to live.” “Oh, really? That’s alright then. After all, nothing bad could come from Detroit, could it?” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Jennie on Oct 3rd, 2003, 5:07pm Nice one, Lesley! Very cunning! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by austriaamy on Oct 3rd, 2003, 5:46pm on 10/02/03 at 21:21:35, Carolyn P wrote:
It wasn't me, it was KB! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 3rd, 2003, 9:24pm *Just for Pat - as she seemed desperate to know the next part - sorry it's only small - but I've not written the rest yet!* The following morning saw a very sombre Miss Annersley summon all members of the School itself, and St Mildred’s, to the great Hall. Also there were all domestic personnel and Matrons - with the obvious exception of Matron Lloyd. Miss Annersley finished speaking to Mlle Berne, who had headed the St Mildred’s contingent. Seated among the Prefects the Head Girl appeared a little white and shaken. Miss Annersley walked to the lectern at the front of the dais, as she did she noted EBD standing to one side near the rear of the Hall, a faint shadow of a black eye gave Hilda a momentary satisfaction. The author looked across at the Head, smiling, Miss Annersley looked away. “I have some very distressing news for the entire School,” she began… |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by PatW on Oct 3rd, 2003, 9:55pm You're not letting us off the hook yet though, are you?!!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) Thanks for the posting. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Oct 3rd, 2003, 10:44pm :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o Lesley! How could you of all people kill Bill? I so hope this means she gets into the real world! Can we have the next bit please? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by xanthe on Oct 3rd, 2003, 10:52pm WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGH!!!!!!! I'd hoped that Brownie-ing and Guide-ing might mean I got home to find some sort of resolution-type-posting... *hoping against hope Lesley writes & posts some more before I go off on Sunday* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Carolyn P on Oct 3rd, 2003, 11:03pm Lesley, Please, Please. please PLEASE can we have a resolution to this situation with Bill not being dead, at least not in the real world. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Susan on Oct 4th, 2003, 1:47am I hope Bill will be in the Real World. She cannot be dead |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 4th, 2003, 2:48am *can't believe what Lesley just did!!!* :o :o :o :o Please post more Lesley!!!! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 4th, 2003, 5:39am *I hope you all appreciate this! I'm out all day and could have left this until tonight! 'Oh ye of little faith!' ;D* While speaking these words, Hilda’s mind flew back to the happenings of the night before…. At the word Alison dissolved into tears, “no time for that now, Alison,” the Head spoke urgently, “Beneath my desk on the left is a small case - bring it over here, quickly.” While speaking Miss Annersley was rolling her friend’s body over onto its back and loosening her blouse. She pulled the head back, stretching the neck, and blew into Miss Wilson’s mouth twice, watching her friend’s chest rise as she did. She then felt along from the breast bone and placed the heel of her hand above Nell’s heart, Kneeling up and leaning directly above her hands she started cardiac massage. Alison appeared with the case. “Open it, Alison,” the Head said quickly, “I’ll have to instruct you in what to do.” Alison looked over, “I know CPR, Miss Annersley, we could swap!” Miss Annersley continued resuscitation, breathing oxygen into her friend’s lungs and massaging Nell’s heart. She nodded to Alison to go around the other side. “you’re sure you know what to do, Alison?” Alison nodded, “Miss Wilson taught us, in Rangers!” She watched the rhythm, 15 compressions, then 2 breaths, as the Head started the second breath she said, “Right I’ll take over…now.” Miss Annersley sat back and watched as the Head Girl competently continued the CPR then quickly turned to the case. She retrieved two large stickers with wires attached, when Alison was performing mouth-to-mouth she stuck these, one above the breast bone and the other round the left side of the rib cage, she then switched the machine on. A readout appeared on a small screen. *****WORKING***** ****CARDIAC ARREST DETECTED*****CARDIAC ARREST DETECTED**** *****VENTRICULAR FIBRILLATION****VENTRICULAR FIBRILLATION**** *****CHARGING****400 JOULES****CHARGING****READY**** Miss Annersley picked up the two paddles and quickly smeared them with a clear gel, “when I say so, Alison, move away, make sure you are not touching Miss Wilson,” Alison nodded, too short of breath to say anything. “Now!” Alison moved away and Miss Annersley pressed the paddles down close to the stickers and released the charge. *****WORKING***** ****CARDIAC ARREST DETECTED*****CARDIAC ARREST DETECTED**** *****VENTRICULAR FIBRILLATION****VENTRICULAR FIBRILLATION**** “Keep going, Alison, I’ll try again!” *****CHARGING****400 JOULES****CHARGING****READY**** “Away, now!” the order rang out and Alison sat back. Miss Annersley brought the paddles down a second time and watched the shock go through her friend. *****WORKING***** ****SINUS RYTHYMN****SINUS RYTHYMN***** *****MACHINE POWERING DOWN****OFF-LINE**** Miss Annersley dropped the paddles and reached over to raise her friend’s head, as she did Nell Wilson gave a convulsive intake of breath and opened her eyes. She looked around her in confusion, “w-w-what happened?” her voice was very weak, Miss Annersley didn’t answer immediately, instead turning to Alison, “On the right side of my desk, by the leg, there’s a switch, flick the switch and a small cabinet will appear, I need the brandy and a glass.” Alison nodded and moved to the desk. Miss Annersley looked down at Miss Wilson, “how do you feel, Nell?” she said, smiling. “Like I’ve just been kicked by a mule,” Miss Wilson’s face suddenly changed as she saw the defibrillator lying next to her, “did you have to resuscitate?” she asked. Miss Annersley nodded, “rather fortunate that both Alison and I were taught by the same, competent instructor!” she said, her eyes sparkling. Alison returned with the items and poured a measure of the brandy into a glass, Miss Annersley then held it to Miss Wilson’s lips and insisted she drank all of it. “Good grief, Hilda!” Miss Wilson’s voice was already stronger, “you know I hate brandy, couldn’t I have had the Scotch?” “Later, maybe,” came the calm reply, “Alison, dear, could you bring another glass?” The Head looked at the Head Girl’s white face and amended her request, “two more glasses?” A small drink of the brandy restored the colour in both the Head Girl’s and Miss Annersley’s faces. They then helped Miss Wilson over to the window seat, once sure her friend was settled, Miss Annersley walked to the back of her Study to make some coffee. “Oh, Miss Wilson, I’m so sorry!” this from the Head Girl, she knelt beside Nell, tears running down her cheeks. “It was my fault you nearly died!” Nell Wilson reached forward to place her arm around Alison’s shoulders, “it was not your fault, Alison, Elinor enjoys inflicting pain, she would have found some excuse! Besides you did at least manage to hit her! I don’t think that’s ever been done before!” She smiled at the girl who managed a wan smile in return. The Head returned with three cups of coffee, “technically, you know, Nell, you did die! I’m certain that Elinor thought so!” Miss Wilson looked up sharply, “does that mean I’m on my way to the Real World then?” Miss Annersley shook her head, “sorry, but no! Elinor closed that avenue after our success with Robin Humphries.” She placed coffees on the side of the desk near Miss Wilson and Alison then sat back in her seat. “It does raise some intriguing questions though,” she continued. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 4th, 2003, 5:59am Hooray! She's still alive! *KB unclenches fists* And I can't wait to see what happens, because presumably Hilda will announce that Miss Wilson died and so she can be put on a plane to Australia (or just work behind the scenes). So how did EBD work out that a character dying was a 'door'? And how did she close it? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 4th, 2003, 6:12am KB - EBD found out about how Robin had gone across through Joey - when she thought Joey was still her spy - Joey had passed on this information as the others - Hilda, Nell and Jack - had already decided they were not going to use that method again. It would be easy for Elinor to write an amendment to her story eg. a person has to be dead 10 minutes before they are considered out of the story! Re what happens to Miss Wilson - wait and see! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 4th, 2003, 6:15am Ah. Thank you for clearing that up. And I wasn't really expecting you to tell me more about Bill. Hoping, maybe, but not expecting... |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by mohini on Oct 4th, 2003, 7:25am I seem to have lost my earlier mail So here goes . I was thrilled to see my name in your story.I am willing to join. But it brings a problem to my mind. We cannot have san for tb patients now as TB is not a disease in developed countries nowadays So we should open the hospital for something else and according to my observation of 1 1/2 months in Mentone and Melbourne and in addition to news in Paper the commonest problem is weight related either people are overweight or underweight. So the hospital should cater to such patients . |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 4th, 2003, 7:28am We did sort out the whole TB thing (and that was one way in which a large group managed to get out of the school, if I recall correctly) but your idea of a hospital to treat people with weight problems is a very good one. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 4th, 2003, 7:34am Check out reply 152 on page 11 - the hospital is a General Hospital - ie has all specialities - however could easily include an obesity clinic - I'll check myself in! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 4th, 2003, 7:37am *will check herself in just as soon as she's greeted the rest of the Chalet School and can hand over her position on the Board* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by xanthe on Oct 4th, 2003, 8:59am *breathes a HUGE sigh of relief* oh phew, oh okay, Miss Wilson is NOT dead, panic over... good to see the CS is RIGHT up to date with the latest First Aid methods (info from the internet?) ;) *off to have a nice calming sit-down somewhere* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 4th, 2003, 9:32am on 10/04/03 at 08:59:51, xanthe wrote:
Yes Xanthe - that's the idea - with Nell being the one teaching it as she's the senior Guider. (When EBD not around!) BTW - in real world I'm glad I could remember it - it's been a while since I last had to resuscitate anyone! Just off out now - next post won't be until late afternoon/evening. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by xanthe on Oct 4th, 2003, 9:37am on 10/04/03 at 09:32:59, Lesley wrote:
Um, glad to hear it... *hates practising CPR and hopes she NEVER has to use it in RL* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Carolyn P on Oct 4th, 2003, 9:57am What a relief. Looking forward to seeing what Bill will be up to. I can see that she will be very useful. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Oct 4th, 2003, 12:22pm Also breathes sigh of relief - and looks forward to seeing what Bill can do now that EBD has discounted her. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Susan on Oct 4th, 2003, 7:43pm Phew! Sorry to doubt you Lesley but you just might have done it. Hope you have had a good day and can post soon (please). |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 4th, 2003, 8:59pm *Next installment - must go write some more!* “Questions?” This from Miss Wilson. The Head smiled across at her friend, “As to how we may use the fact of your survival. Nell, unlike the rest of us you are not restricted to Switzerland, if you were to catch a flight to Australia now, you’d enter the Real World within minutes of touching down. You can escape!” Miss Wilson stared across at Miss Annersley for some time, “and what would you do then?” she said softly, “sorry Hilda, you’re not getting rid of me that easily! Besides, there’s that lecture on responsibilities again!” Miss Wilson grinned as she saw a faint flush cross the Head’s face. Miss Annersley took a breath then continued, “in that case, we must decide how we are going to use the fact that you are still with us!” “Miss Annersley,” Alison interrupted diffidently, “could you not consider including the rest of the School now? I mean, so far only the Prefects are fully aware of the situation - and that only because Miss Ferrars needed our help to rescue you. I think all the School would like to take part - until recently the resistance has just been the Staff.” Miss Annersley shook her head, “I’m really not happy about the Prefects being involved, Alison.” She smiled then continued, “well, apart from the fact that their role allowed me to escape! But I cannot countenance possibly having children exposed to Elinor’s warped humour.” The Head Girl looked over at Miss Annersley, “I will be 18 in less than three months, Miss Annersley,” she began, “in the Real World that’s classed as an adult. Now we’ve lost the Middle and Junior Schools the youngest girl is fifteen and a half. We’re all classed as Seniors. Both the Sixth and Fifth forms are well aware of what the author can do, they all saw you over the Spring Half Term. I think you’ll find that everyone will be eager to do all they can to escape.” “Plus there’s all of St Mildred’s, Hilda,” put in Miss Wilson, “they are all 18 or 19, some of them nearly 20. If this could be a concerted effort we may achieve more results.” The Head thought seriously for a few minutes, “perhaps you’re right, both of you. I’ll think on it. Now, Alison, if you’ve finished your drink, it might be as well if you returned to your normal duties. Don’t tell anyone about the events that have occurred here tonight, and especially don’t say anything about Miss Wilson surviving! If anyone asks say I’ll be announcing information tomorrow after Prayers.” She smiled at the girl, “come back here before Fruhstuck and I’ll let you know what has been decided. Oh, and don‘t forget my message to Carol.” Alison stood to leave, as she did Miss Wilson also stood gingerly, she hugged the girl and placed a short kiss on her forehead, “that’s for helping save my life!” she said brusquely. Alison smiled and turned to go, as she reached the door Miss Annersley called after her, “one moment, Alison, the remark I made about Miss Wilson, just before Elinor left…” The Head Girl shook her head, “that wasn’t you, Miss Annersley, that woman must think I’m stupid to believe you’d say that about Miss Wilson, everyone knows what good friends you both are.” she smiled once more and left the Study. Miss Wilson was curious, “what did you say, Hilda?” Miss Annersley turned a bland expression toward her friend, “I didn’t say anything!” she said firmly. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by xanthe on Oct 4th, 2003, 9:35pm Thank you Lesley ;D *offering Lesley's plot-bunny a jaffa-cake* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 4th, 2003, 9:39pm *deeply relieved* Lesley, this drabble of yours has invaded my subconscious. I found myself *dreaming* about it and I only do that when I'm really, really worried about something.... *Hoping that a little retrospective blackmail will get Lesley to post more soon!! ;D* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 5th, 2003, 12:07am on 10/04/03 at 21:35:20, xanthe wrote:
Many thanks from my plot bunny! *Next installment - may not be able to post tomorrow as I've more WORK to do!* The Head got up and walked over to the door to lock it once more, on returning to her seat she turned to Miss Wilson, “Nell, I think we saw some rather important things today. Firstly that Alison was able to connect with EBD, she has obviously caused bruising! Secondly, did you notice that, once again, when Elinor is startled she loses control of other actions?” “You mean she was no longer causing us pain?” Miss Wilson asked, “Yes I noticed - when was the other occasion?” Miss Annersley smiled gently, “when her control over you was broken, Nell. On seeing me in the Speisesaal when I should have been safely locked up!” Nell Wilson nodded, ”there’s something else,” she said slowly, “funny what you think of when you’re dying! Just before I lost consciousness I remember wondering why we call her an author when I’ve never seen her write!” Hilda Annersley looked startled, “Do you know, I’d never considered that! But thinking about it she can’t write everything down - she changes her actions too quickly - like deciding to attack Alison and then you, this evening.” Miss Wilson nodded, “I believe, rather than writing, she is able to influence everything by thinking it! It would explain how, if she is startled, she loses control of other actions.” The Head sat back in her chair, “it also gives us an advantage, if we know that any action of hers may be interrupted by some shock or surprise.” “So long as enough people know that,” Miss Wilson’s voice was thoughtful, “Hilda, I really think you should consider letting everyone know the situation. This sort of knowledge would be useless if the only people around didn’t know that Elinor should be distracted!” Miss Annersley nodded, “Yes, I think perhaps it may be time to inform everyone,” she smiled over at Miss Wilson, “first though, what of your own situation? You are currently in the enviable position of knowing that Elinor cannot attack you as she thinks you are already dead!” Miss Wilson also smiled, a little ruefully, “but that would change the instant she questions either you or Alison under control! While it would be good in some ways to work behind the scenes, I think I could achieve more if I use my resurrection to give Elinor a serious shock! After all, remember how long she remained unconscious after the shock of the Christmas Play?” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 5th, 2003, 12:15am LOL! I'm having visions of Nell appearing to EBD in the middle of the night, a la Christmas Carol, making ghostly noises and then making it clear that she is not dead before vanishing in a metaphorical puff of smoke! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 5th, 2003, 3:54am *desperately in need of more! Please, Lesley?* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Emma_N on Oct 5th, 2003, 10:18am This story is brilliant, very cunning!! More please Lesley, please pretty please... |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 5th, 2003, 11:35am *OK this little bit pushed its way in while I was puzzling over the next line in a report!* CONVERSATION IN CYBERSPACE Bill Just thought I should pass on my thanks to all of you who helped me to learn everything about the latest methods of resuscitation in the event of cardiac arrest - both CPR and use of the defibrillator. I managed to pass this information onto the Staff and Girls and I have extremely personal reasons for being grateful! xanthe Wow, glad to be of help, Miss Wilson - anything else will have to wait - Chloe and I will be heading to Australia soon - hopefully we’ll see you there! mohini Glad it was useful. PatW I’m also on my way to Australia in the next few weeks - seems as though most of us are decamping there! Emma_N Not everyone yet Pat - besides we may be asked to take part in another rescue - and we’re far closer to Switzerland! Susan ‘Fraid I’ll be leaving for Australia too - but I think I’ll wait until the rest of the chalet school escape! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Chloe on Oct 5th, 2003, 2:12pm Xan's going to be so cross as she's missed this and doesn't know how long it will be before she gets to a computer and on-line :) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Susan on Oct 5th, 2003, 2:44pm More gripping with every installment. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Oct 5th, 2003, 3:03pm Very noble of Bill - and totally in character. It strikes me that EBD would have been better off if she'd made her characters nastier in the first place then they would all have been looking out for themselves rather than working in tandem to escape from her! Just had a horrible thought - if they all succed in escaping will the CS cease to exist? And all the books? And this site? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 5th, 2003, 5:24pm Oh no no. Don't forget they're going to establish the school in the real world, with our assistance. Besides, once they've all escaped, we've go KB's attempts to explain the Venables thread to those most concerned to look forward to. I'm expecting a good laugh there... but probably a lot more tension and nail biting before we get to that point! ;D Apologies for poor spelling. My inbuilt radar seems to have gone walkies! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 5th, 2003, 5:26pm Back to Melbourne! Madge Russell, Headmistress of the Real Chalet School, looked up as Nancy Wilmot entered the Study. Miss Wilmot was Head of the Mathematics Department and, currently, filling in as Deputy Head until Nell Wilson or Hilda Annersley could escape to the Real World. “Oh, Nancy, come on in, sit down,” Madge smiled sweetly over to the tall woman, “tell me, how did that visit to the concert go, the one Peggy and Sharlie took some of the Fourth Formers to?” Nancy settled herself in the chair before replying, “It seems to have been a complete success, Madge, certainly the girls were inspired by it - they have all requested these new CD players and bought all the recordings made by this group. Peggy and Sharlie said the concert was uplifting!” Madge smiled, “excellent, I’m glad there are still wholesome things to do in this century! By the way, I think we may have to review our previous ideas on slang!” “But I thought we’d decided that they were obsolete now! Certainly if the language used on the television is any reflection!” “Oh, I didn’t mean the girls, Nancy,” Madge’s voice was firm, “I meant the Staff! I was passing the Staff Room earlier today and I’m sure the language I heard there cannot be found in any Oxford Dictionary!” At that moment the telephone rang, Madge answered the call, “Yes Clare?” “There’s a man on the line, Madame, wanting to speak to Miss Burnett or Miss Andrews, I said that he would have to speak to you first,” “Very well, Clare,” Madge placed the call on speaker so Nancy could also hear. There was a pause then, “Hey doll, I need to speak to Peg or Sharlie, can you swing it?” The man spoke with a pronounced American accent. “I beg your pardon, but to whom am I speaking?” Madge’s well-bred tones were exemplified. “Dig that crazy accent!“ came the reply, “Look s**t, tell Peg and Sharlie that Marshall Mathers called, I can get them tickets for my next gig, if they promise that they’ll entertain D12 in the same way as last time!” The sound of the call being disconnected broke through the silence as Madge and Nancy stared at each other. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 5th, 2003, 5:29pm *sound of mind plummeting into gutter* Er, just HOW did Peggy and Sharlie entertain him?! :-[ ;) ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Oct 5th, 2003, 6:23pm ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D It's positively DANGEROUS to read this thread when your're alone in the house!!!! I jsut spluttered with laughter while drinking coffe and nearly drowned myself! What will Madge make of HIS language???? *Volunteers to act as chaperone at the next gig. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 5th, 2003, 6:38pm Sorry about that Esmeralda - you should know better - every so often I move to comedy! ;D *BTW Does the catering manager wish to go along to find out what Peg and Sharlie have been up to? Or to join in? ;D* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Oct 5th, 2003, 7:11pm :oLesley, How could you think such a thing of your innocent little, ok not so little, catering manager? I just want to see the gig of course! *Wanders off daydreaming about joining in post gig entertainment. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Chloe on Oct 5th, 2003, 7:13pm now i've picked my brian up out of the gutter and told my dad i don't want to share the joke, i volenteer to go along with students as an older student as the prefects and St Mildred's haven't escaped yet so can be responsible for younger member of the group 2 and helpful as i know how to handle the modern world better than most of the students who've escaped;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 5th, 2003, 7:21pm *Back to Hilda et al!* Miss Annersley and Miss Wilson discussed plans until fairly late in the evening, as the clock was striking 2300hrs they decided to call it a night. “We need to keep your survival secret for now Nell, so you’ll have to stay here - you can sleep in the spare room in my suite. I’ll go across to St Mildred’s first thing tomorrow and let Julie know.” Miss Annersley first ensured that there was no-one around before beckoning her friend to join her in the walk to her private suite. Once there she showed Nell the guest room and made to leave. “One minute, Hilda,” Nell Wilson seemed almost embarrassed, “I thanked Alison earlier, I haven’t yet thanked you.” Hilda Annersley looked over with laughing eyes, “why Nell, do you think I did it for reasons of friendship? I just couldn’t think of anyone else I could appoint to Head St Mildred’s!” she gave a wide smile. Nell laughed and leaned over to kiss her friend on the cheek, “Thank you, my dear,” she said, “sleep well!” … Miss Annersley recalled herself to the present as she saw EBD leaning forwards waiting for her to announce the death of Miss Wilson. She therefore had a grandstand view of what happened next. As the author leant forward to hear the Head, a tall figure stepped up beside her, “Good morning, Elinor!” Miss Wilson’s voice had regained its normal tones, EBD spun round and her eyes widened at seeing someone she had thought dead addressing her - she went deathly pale and slumped to the floor in a dead faint! Miss Wilson smiled widely and nodded towards the Head. Miss Annersley also smiled and stopped speaking. Two Prefects appeared with a stretcher and rolled EBD’s body onto it, carrying it outside to dump in a spare dormitory. Miss Wilson joined the Head on the dais, “you were correct, Hilda, it’s not possible to seriously hurt her, even when she is unconscious,” “I rather felt that would be the case,” came the calm reply, “besides, we have no idea what would happen to us if she were to die! Now, I must address the School properly, it’s time they found out exactly what has been going on, and given ideas on what we intend to do about ensuring all of us escape!” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 5th, 2003, 9:16pm *renews the chanting* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Rebecca on Oct 5th, 2003, 10:01pm *joins in the chants* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 5th, 2003, 11:29pm *decides time for discretion is over and chants even more loudly than the others. On second thoughts, can't you think of anything more attention grabbing we could do?* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 5th, 2003, 11:35pm Well, I can think of a couple of things, but they may be a tad inappropriate!! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 5th, 2003, 11:38pm LOL. Knowing you, Vikki, I have no doubts whatsoever on that score! ;) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Chloe on Oct 5th, 2003, 11:40pm *gives Vikki a serious and stern look* please my we have more soon, i'm asking politly hoping that may have more of an effect than chanting, but if it doesn't i'll be happy to join the rabble and chant ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 5th, 2003, 11:42pm on 10/05/03 at 23:38:52, Lisa_T wrote:
*Deeply hurt* :o :o :o :o |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 5th, 2003, 11:47pm *gives Vikki a conciliatory hug* Hey Chloe, just who are you calling rabble?! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Chloe on Oct 5th, 2003, 11:52pm *smiling sweety* all the lovely members of this luney bin who chant nad best of even if you want xan to 'have words with me' it'll be about a week if not more until she'll read this as i believe it's this drabble which she'll recieve via e-mail ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 6th, 2003, 1:00am *accepts hug from Lisa* Oh, and Chloe, I could always phone Xanthe's college at Cambridge, and ask to speak to Xanthe Grey, and ask her to sort you out that way!!! :P :P |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Rachael P on Oct 6th, 2003, 9:08am Absolutely fantastic! ;D *joins in chanting with gusto* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Jennie on Oct 6th, 2003, 9:20am Politely wishing to know when Lesley will make her next posting. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 6th, 2003, 7:28pm on 10/05/03 at 23:35:01, Vikki wrote:
*Oh go on Vikki tell me!* Absolutely no inspiration on the M25 to work or while there - but some wonderful thoughts on the way home - some of the things that will be happening to Hilda and co. in the future are great! Got to go write now - post soon! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 6th, 2003, 8:23pm *Next installment!* “Good morning everyone,” Miss Annersley’s voice swept out to the entire Hall, deep and rich, “I have been persuaded that everyone should now know the nature of the threat we all face. I hope that, by letting everyone know, we will be able to work together to escape to the Real World. We currently have some time to ourselves as EBD is somewhat indisposed!” Miss Annersley smiled as a gentle chuckle swept the Hall. The Head then proceeded to inform all the people in the Hall of events of the last few terms, starting with the Russells’ escape to the Real World and Madge Russell speaking to Miss Wilson, and finishing with the events of the previous night. As Miss Annersley finished relating the details of Miss Wilson’s resuscitation, she paused, and the St Mildred’s Head found every pair of eyes in the Hall staring at her! “I feel like an exhibit in a museum, Hilda!” she remarked softly to the Head, “please get on!” Miss Annersley flashed a smile at her friend before continuing, “now as yet, we don’t have any concrete plans, but we believe that a good start will be introducing something called ‘civil disobedience’,” Miss Annersley laughed at the puzzled faces turned toward her, “the Prefects will be handing out to each Form Prefect a copy of a book about the loss of India to the Imperial Crown,” there was a murmur throughout the Hall at this, “in this book is detailed the leader Gandhi’s plan of ‘civil disobedience’ which helped bring down the British Empire in India,” Miss Annersley paused to remark sotto voice to Miss Wilson, “why do I feel that it’s tantamount to treachery even considering using these methods?” Miss Wilson grinned at the Head, then continued the talk, “Now we don’t expect you to fast or go on marches for salt!” she said smiling, “instead, use your imagination, consider what ways you would have tried to disrupt the School when you were Middles! And remember, unlike then, this time you will have the entire Staff body behind you, even the Head!” At these words all the girls laughed. One of the Upper Sixth stood up, “Miss Annersley, what about those of us taking exams?” The Head smiled, “I never thought I’d ever say this,” she began, “But there will be no exams!” she saw the girl looking worried, “once we are in the Real World you will have the opportunity to take any exams, wait until then!” “One other thing,” Miss Annersley suddenly interrupted the noise, “the campaign does not include all Staff,” she turned first to Karen, “I think we’d all appreciate being fed!” she said smiling, “and the Matrons will still be looking after your health and hygiene.” She dismissed everyone and stood back watching them file out of the Hall. Nell Wilson also remained, “do you think it’ll have any effect?” Miss Annersley shook her head, “I don’t know, Nell, it’ll infuriate Elinor, because she’ll no longer have the Chalet School running as she expects. Whether it will cause her to admit defeat - I doubt it - but it should weaken still further her control.” She smiled over at her friend, “I must admit though I’m not really looking forward to when she wakes up!” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Susan on Oct 6th, 2003, 8:39pm Oh yes your ideas are good. Is it any use shouting/whispering more? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Carolyn P on Oct 6th, 2003, 8:42pm Permission to run riot!!!!!!! ;D What will they come up with???????? This story gets better and better, Thanks for making me LOL. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Chloe on Oct 6th, 2003, 8:45pm *sitting quietly for once in my life wait for more* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 6th, 2003, 9:05pm LOL! Waiting for more SOON! That's a big hint, BTW... |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 6th, 2003, 9:35pm on 10/06/03 at 21:05:59, Lisa_T wrote:
Hmmm I could point out a certain persons drabble 'a serious attempt' here!!! Sorry, no more today - Real Life has intervened - had nasty message from my boss today! Seems I've been letting my work slip! Wonder why? I've got a week off next week and nothing planned except to write this - until Friday though it'll be only one or two posts per day if you're lucky! ;) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 6th, 2003, 9:44pm *sniff* OK OK OK. I did say I was trying to work out connections. They're starting to click so I *might* get that chapter finished tonight. ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 7th, 2003, 2:10am Lesley, do you want us to come round and sort your boss out, so that you're free to write? ;) ;) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 7th, 2003, 2:17am Now there's an idea. Though seriously questioning how. I dont see how he can be settled virtually... I posted, Lesley. *JUST* for you. Sooo.. MORE MORE MORE! *glad to have someone to nag!* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 7th, 2003, 4:28am LOL Most kind both of you! Unfortunately I need the job - mortgage and things! Anyway she's justified! I have been neglecting my work - find that writing this is far more fun! I'll be caught up by weekend then can spend the next week concentrating on this! Oh and thanks Lisa for post! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 7th, 2003, 1:07pm Now isn't that interesting. When Lesley mentioned her boss, I assumed it was a man, though its not. Have to say though, all the ratbag comments didn't help! *moves away trying to convince herself that a re read of feminist theory is NOT necessary...* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Oct 7th, 2003, 7:03pm I imagined the Boss to be a he rather than a she as well. Having had experience of both, I would prefer to work for for a male boss anyday! I had an untypically quiet hour at work last week, so I thought I may as well write a little bit, but as I didn't want anyone to read it I chose to use a white font on a white background. Then someone noticed the screen was covered with green squiggles (I wish Word wasn't so against long sentences) and decided to investigate further. Unfortunately, as I hadn't named the document the first few words appeared on the task bar, it was the bit about Joey hugging her liason to herself as a glorious secret, or something like that, and I onlu noticed it at the exact same time as my boss. Result? About six people wasted the next twenty minutes trying to work out how to read the rest of it, and I was feeling totally embarrassed, and had to endure remarks about writing a Mills & Boon novel for the next couple of days. I didn't get any nasty notes though. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 7th, 2003, 7:54pm Poor you Esmeralda! How embarrassing!! :-[ :-[ On the subject of bosses, mine is female and is a real sweetie, so I guess I'm lucky. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 7th, 2003, 7:57pm *also sniggering at esmeralda's story and wondering how she managed to type if it was invisible* Vikki, you're boss would *have* to be nice to you, given the hours you work! ;D Where's Lesley? I want more! Shall we start chanting? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 7th, 2003, 8:06pm Lisa, my boss works even longer hours than I do!! :o |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Oct 7th, 2003, 8:41pm on 10/07/03 at 19:57:49, Lisa_T wrote:
With great difficulty actually - I've since decided it really wasn't worth all the bother! Vikki - you are lucky, my last female boss was, to quote the censor, 'a pregnant dog' although I don't see why a female dog has to become pregnant to qualify as a b itch. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 7th, 2003, 8:50pm ROFL. Perhaps because a more explicit definition would offend the censor even more than the orignal word! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 7th, 2003, 9:19pm *Here we go - little post!* Back in Melbourne. The two mistresses, summoned to the Head’s Study, were surprisingly reticent about their behaviour. “We brought the Fourth Formers back here first,” Peggy Burnett said, defensively, “after that we just went and had some fun!” “After all, Madge, it’s the 21st century now – school mistresses are allowed a life!” This from Sharlie Andrews. Madge Russell’s eyebrows rose at this, “but what were you doing?” she asked. Both the mistresses looked at each other and laughed, “I don’t think we’re obliged to tell you that Madame,” Miss Burnett was very proper. “We are both legally adults and what we do in our private lives is of no concern to anyone else.” Nancy butted in at this, “what is the matter with you, Peggy? I could understand if you were both of this century originally. But both of you are from the Chalet School – this sort of behaviour is totally against everything the Chalet School stands for!” “And we are all aware that what’s left of the Chalet School are trying to escape it!” Miss Andrews replied sharply. Madge looked at both the young mistresses, exasperated, “I’ve never had to do this before as Headmistress,” she began, “I do not believe Hilda Annersley has ever had to resort to these methods either, but effective immediately you are both restricted to the School Grounds – you are grounded!” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 7th, 2003, 9:22pm *howls with laughter at the staff being grounded!!* ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 7th, 2003, 9:42pm *wondering how Madge will enforce the grounding* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Oct 7th, 2003, 9:47pm Joins in howls of laughter ;D but without so many smileys as they take so long to do |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Carolyn P on Oct 7th, 2003, 10:24pm ;DThat was worth waiting for. ;D ;D ;D Are the staff going to be more trouble than the girls?? ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 7th, 2003, 10:33pm on 10/07/03 at 22:24:17, Carolyn P wrote:
Possibly so far all the trouble has been from the adults! *Next post - back to the Original Chalet School - not sure how much sense this one makes - I'm really tired!* That evening Miss Annersley was working late in her Study; she glanced up and saw that it was getting dark out, so rose to draw the curtains. As she returned to her chair the door to the Study opened and EBD walked in. “Tell me, Hilda,” EBD remarked, conversationally, “your new-found skills at re-starting a person’s heart, would they work against a brain haemorrhage?” as she said this she watched the woman standing by the desk stiffen in pain. “No,” the reply was forced out. “Excellent, then I still have a certain advantage,” The author smiled as she sat in the chair opposite. “Do sit down, Hilda, we need to talk.” The pain suddenly vanishing, Miss Annersley took her seat; she picked up her cup and sipped her coffee, her face very pale. “Explain civil disobedience, Hilda,” “It’s very simple, Elinor, your characters will no longer perform for you. We will not be the Chalet School any longer. There will be no expeditions, no rambles, no disruptions in Prep, no Prefects in trouble, no exams, no Sale. You cannot control everyone all the time.” “And you’re hoping that I will relent and allow you to leave?” Miss Annersley shook her head, “I don’t believe that anything we do will change your mind, Elinor, this is just a way of showing you that we are serious about leaving.” The author’s face darkened with anger, “This will not work, Hilda, I will control my characters even if it means killing some of them as examples to the rest!” Miss Annersley looked over at EBD with sorrow in her eyes, “Why do you do this, Elinor?” she asked quietly. EBD seemed surprised at the question, “Hilda, you are all my characters, my creations, I do no less than any other author in ensuring the story is told as I want it to be told!” Miss Annersley shook her head, “the last book written by Elinor Brent-Dyer was published over 30 years ago, in the Real World,” she began. “The author herself died over 30 years ago. I read some of the accounts of her life; she was not anything like you. She created so many wonderful characters to populate her Chalet School series, and she had such inspiring ideas about tolerance and generosity, of living a truly spiritual existence. I am proud to be one of her characters.” The Head hesitated for a moment and then continued, “as an English specialist I know that authors have to put something of themselves into their characters, their characters reflect themselves, but I could never see myself as in any way reflecting you. You do not have within you the parts of my character of which I am proudest. In fact, I cannot see good points in anyone’s character reflected from you.” “You forget yourself, Hilda!” EBD’s voice was charged with anger, “have you forgotten what I can do to you?” “I am well aware of your powers Elinor, but it is inherent in my character to always try and redeem all those guilty of wrong-doing.” “You wish to redeem me?” “I’d like to,” the quiet voice replied, “but I don’t think it’s possible. For redemption the sinner must repent, and I think you enjoy your role too much!” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Carolyn P on Oct 7th, 2003, 10:43pm OOooh, AAar. Very interesting. Since EBD died in the real world, who is this? I didn't think about that earlier, despite your hints. My brain hurts now! ??? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 7th, 2003, 10:54pm *intrigued* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 8th, 2003, 1:15am *very curious and hoping Lesley is feeling *much* more energetic tmw!* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Emma_N on Oct 8th, 2003, 1:48pm :) :) This is really good Lesley but please please don't kill Hilda off just yet, please!!! :) :) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Oct 8th, 2003, 3:06pm *Very, very intrigued, who on earth is it? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 8th, 2003, 3:15pm on 10/08/03 at 13:48:10, Emma_N wrote:
"don't kill Hilda off just yet" - when then Emma? ;) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 8th, 2003, 3:49pm That'swhat i thought too. I was under the impression that Emma had rooted objections to anyone killing her off! ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 8th, 2003, 5:22pm *This installment includes a timetable for induction of chalet school pupils into the real world - I should like to acknowledge that it is all Jennie's work - she emailed it to me and I felt I should just reproduce it in the story. ;D* STAFF MEETING Madge entered the Staff Room with a certain amount of trepidation; since grounding Peggy Burnett and Sharlie Andrews she had not seen either of them as she had left for a short recruitment drive in Sydney. Although the School had pupils, these were mostly from the original chalet school and she wanted to start introducing new pupils as soon as possible. Once everyone was settled she began, “This is only a short update for everyone, I should like to welcome our newest Staff members, Lisa will join the History Department, while Carolyn is our Nursery Nurse. We are, of course, hoping that the rest of the Staff from the Chalet School will join us soon, however until then we will have to manage, we can cover many subjects, however as yet we have no-one to take any of the Science subjects, or Geography. In addition we will require mistresses…” Madge stopped and smiled, “We will require experts, male or female, in technology and computing. There may be other fields as well, if so I would be pleased to hear from people,” She turned to the flip chart behind her, “now this is a timetable developed by our Senior Housemistress, Jennie, for the induction of girls - and staff - from the original Chalet School - as you can see it is extremely well prepared and seems to cover everything.” She pointed to the chart. INDUCTION SESSIONS TIMETABLE DAY 1 AM Speech of welcome Tours of the school in groups, led by staff who have been in RL forever, or for some time. PM Introduction to life in Australia – Lady Russell and KB Short film from Australian Tourist Board Tea Team games/Swimming, free time DAY 2 AM –Uniform fittings- staff from chosen school outfitters, supervised by staff. Lunch PM- trip to shopping centre Tea in town Swimming at local beach Supper Free time DAY 3 Rotating sessions on New School rules Money & management Food (check here with KB, all I know is chocolate lamingtons) Pop music Leisure activities The opposite sex Make-up, clothes and hairstyles The groups of girls and staff rotate through these sessions. Meals as usual DAY 4 Serious shopping for new life. Lunch and tea out DAY 5 AM Rotating groups for New curriculum, new subjects, new sports PM Introduction to surfing and wind surfing, also lifeguards at local beach. Evening – Introduction to disco music DAY 6 Visit to leisure complex, cinema visit in evening DAY 7 AM New uniforms arrive, try-on sessions, alterations done by team of experts provided by uniform suppliers. PM preparation for work Special supper, followed by more dancing. “I think that’s all for now, we’ll be having regular Staff Meetings for the foreseeable future,” she turned to leave then, “Oh yes, Carolyn, would you mind coming across to my Study after supper this evening? I have to discuss some matters of literature!” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Chloe on Oct 8th, 2003, 5:24pm Yay more soon i hope ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Ray on Oct 8th, 2003, 5:30pm Computers! Computers! I can teach anyone how to use a word processor/spreadsheet package/internet/email (just DO NOT ask me to wire up the school network!!!!!!). I also know electronics, though whether or not enough to teach is another matter. Ray *techhead* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Kat on Oct 8th, 2003, 5:49pm Noooo!!! I've just read from page 23... you can't stop now! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by LauraT on Oct 8th, 2003, 6:50pm More please! And can I be a recruited pupil.... :-[ ?! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Oct 8th, 2003, 6:53pm Thanks to both Lesley and Jennie, More please, oh, and what are chocolate Lamingtons? They sound nice.... |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 8th, 2003, 7:01pm Better ask KB or one of the other Aussies - I've no idea! *Next installment* After nearly three weeks the campaign for civil disobedience was continuing strongly; instead of lessons the pupils and staff of both the main School and St Mildred’s had divided themselves into groups of between 10 and 20 and organised a Paint Ball tournament. The original idea had been retrieved by Miss Ferrars from the Internet and equipment had been ordered. The tournament had been a great success and had lasted two weeks in all, with the final two teams, one consisting of mainly Inter Fifth members with Miss Ferrars as their Captain, while the others consisted of Upper Sixth A, the Prefects, this team had a last minute addition when it was discovered that they had one fewer player than their opponents - Miss Wilson had been persuaded to join them! The Final had been held outside (like all bouts!) one fine morning and Miss Annersley had been asked to officiate as judge. Although close, in the end the superior tactics of Inter Fifth won the day and the final member of the Prefects team - Miss Wilson herself - fell to fire from four separate paint guns! It had taken all combatants three days to remove all paint from their persons! “Well I hope you’re proud of yourself, Nell!” Miss Annersley remarked sotto voice as she helped her friend up from the grass where she’d fallen when under attack. Miss Wilson grinned, “Hilda, I’ve not had so much fun for years! You should have joined in!” A few days later, Miss Wilson and Miss Ferrars had both joined Miss Annersley in her Study one evening. Miss Wilson looked over at the vast number of papers on the Head’s desk, she winced slightly at a particularly loud noise emanating from the far corner of the room, then spoke, having to raise her voice a little, “Hilda, here we are continuing civil disobedience with a vengeance, as fast as Elinor controls one group to follow her plots, another deviation springs up. Yet I find you, as always, with any number of papers and files, working! Aren’t you joining in?” Miss Annersley smiled, although she too winced at the noise, she turned to the far corner first, “Kathie, could you please keep the noise down?” “Mmmmm,” “Have you looked at the papers Nell?” Miss Wilson picked up some of the papers and read them, “why you crafty person!” she exclaimed, “these are updated syllabuses for teaching English! From the Net I suppose? Why didn’t I think of that?” She called over to the third figure in the room, “Kathie, keep it down will you!” “Sorry, Bill,” “Well it’s simple to do Nell, you just need to log on and download the information, I would recommend doing it as quickly as possible though - from all I’ve heard from the CBBer’s your subjects have changed the most in the last fifty years!” “I’ll do it now - it’ll be good bedtime reading!” Miss Wilson walked over to where Miss Ferrars was sitting in front of the computer playing a game, “I need to get on-line Kathie, save your game for a while.” “Oh, I’m really busy at the moment, Bill, can’t it wait?” Miss Ferrars did not lift her head from it’s view of the screen. The Head called across, “Kathie, you have been playing that game for nearly three hours, you should take a break!” “I don’t need a break, and I’m just about to get to the next level!” Miss Wilson, seeing that Kathie had no intention of finishing her game, reached across and switched the power off. Miss Ferrars leapt up in anger, “Oh you’re so unfair,” she cried, “I can’t do anything here, I’m so fed up with all these rules!” Miss Annersley looked across at the young mistress with some concern, “Kathie, you really have been playing that game far too much, I think you need a few days break from it,” although soft, her voice held just a touch of the Head’s authority. Kathie Ferrars stamped her foot, “God, I hate this place, and I hate you! I’m going to my room!” She stormed out of the Study, slamming the door behind her! Miss Annersley and Miss Wilson stared across at each other in total silence for some time. Eventually Hilda remarked, “Nell, when you go over to St Mildred’s tonight would you take that game with you? I don’t think Kathie should be playing it again.” “Agreed. Hilda, I wonder, do you think that’s a normal reaction of the younger generation in the Real World?” “Surely not, Nell, after all they have thousands of games. I’ll email some of the CBBer’s tomorrow and find out how that reaction is dealt with!” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Carolyn P on Oct 8th, 2003, 8:05pm Ha Ha, Madge I can cope with, it's Miss Annersley I'm terrified off. ;D :-* Wonderful story again, I don't know how you keep it up! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 8th, 2003, 8:23pm on 10/08/03 at 20:05:45, Carolyn P wrote:
You may never have the chance to experience being sent to Hilda! ;) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Emma_N on Oct 8th, 2003, 9:24pm Hilda is only really allowed to die due to old age or excessive stress caused by all the recent changes at the Chalet School (I still haven't forgiven myself for what I did to Hilda in the Dr Venables thread). By the way, if you need a geography teacher I'd love to fill that position (or games teacher or music teacher). |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 8th, 2003, 10:28pm on 10/08/03 at 20:23:56, Lesley wrote:
Lesley, you categorically may NOT kill off Hilda!!! Please remember this!! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 8th, 2003, 10:41pm on 10/08/03 at 18:53:20, Esmeralda wrote:
I'm not an Aussie, but I'm more than capable of answering this. It's a sponge cake- very fine sponge, not like our Vic sponge with all the big holes in it. It' very light to the taste. That's a lamington. Then they put either a chocolate or raspberry flavoured cover over it- it's not solid, but it's not gooey either, and it's finished off with dessicated coconut. They're nice, though I used to brush the coconut off mine! I had a huge lamington cake for my birthday both years we were in Oz. I think you can get somthing similar in the UK if you try Tescos/ Sainsbury's. YOU CAN'T KILL HILDA- except to send her to the Real World, of course! ;) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by PatW on Oct 8th, 2003, 11:07pm Souns something like a Madeline? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 9th, 2003, 1:17am Huh? Oh I see. You're talking about lamingtons. Maybe. I don't know. I though madeleines were those wee buns- quite plain? *hoping Lesley gets back before this thread turns into a bakery* ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Kathryn on Oct 9th, 2003, 3:53am on 10/08/03 at 22:41:55, Lisa_T wrote:
You forgot the jam in the middle!. It is basically as Lisa_T said, two pieces of light sponge sandwiched with jam and traditionally covered in chocolate icing and then rolled in coconut. The strawberry or raspberry icing is not the traditional one. It probably ranks up there with pavlova and Anzac bisuits as the national desserts. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 9th, 2003, 4:09am Many thanks for all the culinary expertise! In answer to the question - I may kill Hilda, I may not! Hope that's clear! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by EBD_Herself on Oct 9th, 2003, 9:14am Go on Lesley, Kill Hilda. I'll send you an evil elf to help with the writing ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Rachael P on Oct 9th, 2003, 9:25am Great stuff, Lesley! Love Kathie's obsession with computer games ..... |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Rebecca on Oct 9th, 2003, 9:47am on 10/08/03 at 17:22:16, Lesley wrote:
*waves* Not that I'm qualified but I'm sure I could deal with Maths or Physics. ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by edith on Oct 9th, 2003, 10:29am Mum's nearly qualified (hopes mum hasn't decided to have a look at the drabbles recently as I'm supposed to be working-stupid printers not working though and it needs to be printed by end of break.) She's physics and maths, but for 1 bit of her degree she did ecology. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 9th, 2003, 11:40am I can tutor in primary school maths. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by PatW on Oct 9th, 2003, 2:00pm That imposter's popping up again!! ::) ::) ::) ::) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Oct 9th, 2003, 7:12pm Not too sure about the dessicated coconut either, but the rest of the Lamington sounds nice. *Restrains herself from asking about Anzac biscuits. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 9th, 2003, 9:50pm Oh, Anzac bikkies are beautiful! Here's a recipe I dug out for you: 1 c. rolled oats 1 c. plain flour 1 c. sugar 3/4 c. dessicated coconut (optional) 2 tbsp. golden syrup 1/2 c. butter 1/2 tsp. bicarbonate of soda 1 tbsp. boiling water Pinch salt 1. Mix oats, flour, sugar and coconut together. 2. Melt syrup and butter together. 3. Mix soda with boiling water and add to melted butter and syrup. 4. Add to dry ingredients. 5. Place tablesthingyfuls of mixture on greased slide. 6. Bake at 200 degrees C for 30-40 minutes. The army biscuit, also known as an ANZAC Wafer or an ANZAC Tile, is essentially a hardtack biscuit, a long shelf-life biscuit substitute for bread. Unlike bread though, the biscuits are very, very hard. Some soldiers preferred to grind them up and use them as porridge. (Add water and sugar, cook, serve with generous dollop of jam.) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Emma_N on Oct 9th, 2003, 9:53pm Yum, they sound gorgeous, I may try to make some though with my cooking 'skills' they might not taste so good!! Thanks for the recipe KB!! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 9th, 2003, 9:56pm *Ahem! Back to the plot!* Hilda Annersley awoke with a start and looked around the small room, she groaned, “Oh no, not again!” she thought, diving out of bed and grabbing her alarm clock. She swiftly dragged her dressing gown across her shoulders and picked up her wash things. As she did there was a ferocious knocking on the door, “Hilda, are you ready yet?” Hilda opened the door to reveal Nell Wilson, junior Science and Geography mistress and good friend, “Good grief, Hilda, you can’t have only just got up!” Nell’s voice was disbelieving, “How can you manage to sleep through the Rising Bell?” Hilda Annersley, junior English mistress, ran past her friend, “can’t stop now, Nell, in a hurry! Save me a place at the Staff table!” she disappeared into a Staff bathroom. “OK, but be quick, you don’t want the Head noticing that you’re late again!” this was said to a closed door, Nell Wilson shrugged and continued on to the Speisesaal. Somehow, after waking only 10 minutes before the start of Fruhstuck, by the time Miss Moore, Headmistress of the Chalet School, and her great friend and Senior Mistress, Miss Derwent, appeared at the Staff table, Miss Annersley had managed to appear. Although Miss Derwent did notice that the most junior member of her department - Ruth Derwent was also Head of the English Dept - was very red in the face! “I can’t believe you, Hilda!” this from Miss Ferrars, Geography Head, Kathie Ferrars had worked at the Chalet School for just over ten years now, compared to Hilda’s two terms, but was a great favourite with all the younger mistresses. “How can you sleep through that bell?” Miss Annersley grinned, “I managed to sleep through a fire alarm when I was at Oxford!” she said, “I’ve no idea how I do it!” “Well in future I’m going to make sure you’re up!” this from Nell Wilson, “when I get in from my walk I’ll come bang on your door! Better still, why don’t you come out with me? You like walking.” “I’ll think about it!” … Later that day, with the Prefects looking after the Seniors, a Staff Meeting was held. The Staff Room was arranged, as always, with the two big armchairs for the Heads, in the centre. The Head and Mlle Berne, the Head of St Mildred’s, arrived together and took their seats; Hilda and Nell sat next to Davida Armitage, Head of Science and Nell’s immediate superior. Miss Moore smiled round at her Staff, “well we only have another half term before we become a full school once more,” she said, “in September the Middle and Junior schools will be joining us and we will be up to full complement again.” Mlle Berne continued, “we do however need to get through this half term first! And, to ensure that the teaching Staff do not expire from boredom!” she smiled at the younger members of Staff as she said this, “ we will continue with smaller class sizes and additional lectures for the Sixth forms and St Mildred’s personnel.” Miss Dene, Miss Moore’s Secretary, passed out forms to all the Staff, while Miss Moore continued, “we need to arrange the escorts for the rest of the School early as I know many of you make plans for the summer holidays well in advance. Rosalie is passing out these forms so you can indicate if you already have plans, or if you will be free to perform escort duty on the first of September.” She stopped as Miss Derwent leant across to whisper something. “Miss Annersley, Miss Wilson? I understand you already have plans?” Miss Wilson answered, “Er yes Miss Moore, Hilda and I will be visiting Vesuvius and the archaeological dig at Pompeii, one of my classmates from university is a junior researcher there.” “Excellent,” smiled Miss Moore, herself a Geography specialist, “I will expect you to bring a great deal of information back, Nell.” Hilda Annersley said nothing, as the Staff Baby she rarely said anything during Staff Meetings. At the end of the Staff Meeting, Hilda was surprised when Miss Moore singled her out, “Hilda, could you come along to my Study after Mitagessen? There’s something I’d like you to do.” She smiled before moving off. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 9th, 2003, 10:04pm Hmm, very very interesting... |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 9th, 2003, 10:32pm *totally confused* *wondering if Lesley's brain has gone walkies ta to all the baking stuff around here lately* *alternatively thinks this is some new idea of Lesley's and wondering when we get an explanation??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-/ :-/ :-/ |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 9th, 2003, 10:42pm "When will you get an explanation?" - Dunno, I'm quite enjoying this! ;) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Chloe on Oct 9th, 2003, 10:45pm But it's crulty to dumb CBBer's to leave us hanging on :( *wonders if all this cliff hanging is good for a persoms health ???* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 9th, 2003, 10:53pm I think I have found the clue- what you said to Carolyn about not getting sent to Hilda! You and /or EBD have written Hilda out as an important person so that she can escape easier? OK, make that Lesley doing the writing.. *clutching at straws* *considering suing Lesley for stress caused!* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Oct 9th, 2003, 11:13pm *Is very grateful to KB for the recipe and looks forward to trying it out. *Apoloogises to Lesley for hijacking her thread to talk about my second favourite subject. *Is enjoyably baffled, and looking forward to more. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 9th, 2003, 11:34pm I'm wondering if EBD has written a new CS world in which the characters she has more control over are the more powerful ones and the ones she can't control are more minor ones. Sort of an 'Alice through the looking glass' for the CS... |
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Title: All through MitRe: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 9th, 2003, 11:45pm *Next bit - now i have to sleep 20 hours awake and counting!* All through Mitagessen Hilda Annersley worried about why she had been summoned to the Head’s study, if it hadn’t been for Nell nagging her to finish her food, she would have eaten very little. “It’s ridiculous!” she thought to herself, while forcing down the Apfel torte, for once not even tasting it, “here I am 23 years old, my own schooldays long past, yet I feel like I’m about to get a lecture!” Once the meal was over she hastily checked she was tidy before going over to the Head’s wing. She knocked on the door and entered, Miss Moore looked up and smiled, “come in Hilda, take a seat,” she waved to the chairs in front of the desk and Hilda sank quickly into one. She noticed another person in the room, a woman sitting on the window seat. “I asked you here because I wanted to introduce someone to you,” the Head began, “you are aware that we had a team of inspectors from the Board of Education here over most of the last term?” Miss Annersley nodded, the inspectors had been a thorough nuisance as far as she was concerned! “Well this lady is a different type of inspector, for our benefit this time! Mrs Margaret Roper this is Miss Hilda Annersley,” Hilda stood and shook hands with the lady, she seemed aged about 50 and had a pleasant face with a wide smile. “Mrs Roper has been shadowing me, when working, for the last few days, and would like to continue with a different member of staff. As our newest member of Staff I thought she could go with you first! “Certainly, Miss Moore,” Miss Annersley turned to the visitor, “will you be following me all the time Mrs Roper?” she asked. Mrs Roper laughed, “Oh no my dear, just so I can get an idea on the type of work you do and the normal duties of a junior mistress!” She indicated Miss Moore, “I already know what a Headmistress does, and it will all be useful for my report.” Miss Annersley looked puzzled. “Mrs Roper will be writing a report for the Sunday Times, Hilda,” this from the Head. She stood to shake hands with the journalist and escorted both her visitors to the door. “One moment, Hilda,” her voice stopped Hilda instantly, “cutting it a little fine this morning, weren’t we?” the Head had a small smile on her lips. “Yes, I’m sorry Miss Moore, it won’t happen again. I’m going to start going for an early morning walk from now on.” until she said it Hilda hadn’t even realised she had decided that! The Head nodded, “I think that will be best,” she smiled, “Nell Wilson will make sure you’re up! Now run along!” Miss Annersley was outside the Study and halfway down the corridor before something occurred to her, “now how did she know I was going with Nell?” she thought. Suddenly remembering her manners she turned to the lady beside her, “sorry Mrs Roper, didn’t mean to ignore you!” she laughed, “I was just trying to work out how Miss Moore knows things!” Mrs Roper smiled, “I think that’s the nature of Headmistresses my dear, they know everything!” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 9th, 2003, 11:51pm *agreeing with KB but having trouble imagining Hilda as a 23 year old who's late* *hoping we find out more soon* *hoping even more that the status quo will eventually come back!" |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Oct 9th, 2003, 11:54pm Very clever, but still baffled as to how it's all going to fit together. *Eagerley looking forward to the explanation. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by rebeccamason on Oct 10th, 2003, 12:29am Only just joined the Bulletin Board today but a Chalet fan of many years standing. Have just spent the last 1 1/2 hours reading the story and have spent most of the time laughing helplessly at it! ;D Just hope that you are not to long in posting the rest of it! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Nina on Oct 10th, 2003, 12:53am Margaret Roper - nice touch! ;) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Kathryn on Oct 10th, 2003, 1:32am on 10/09/03 at 19:12:39, Esmeralda wrote:
Otherwise known as desecrated coconut in our household, for some strange reason. Back on topic, love the switch but took a bit to twig. Too early in the morning for stuff like that. But keep it up! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 10th, 2003, 1:52am *whinges at Lesley, in the hope of getting some more story soon!! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 10th, 2003, 6:10am on 10/10/03 at 00:53:28, Nina wrote:
Glad someone noticed! ;) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by PatW on Oct 10th, 2003, 8:59am Could we miss it?!! ::) Some people have a really convoluted mind!!! Shall we start the chant? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Carolyn P on Oct 10th, 2003, 9:00am Aargggg! Just read the switch bit. Lesley are you trying to do somthing nasty to my brain, or is that just the effect of reading this first thing on a Friday morning. I can't work this out at all. I want the real Hilda back. :'( Wonderful twist Lesley. I don't think any of us were expecting that. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Rachael P on Oct 10th, 2003, 9:21am Very clever, Lesley!! *also agreeably baffled and confuzzled* *looking forward to MORE!* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Cumbrian_Rachel on Oct 10th, 2003, 10:06am *joining the confused crowd* *hoping Lesley will post more soon explaining what's been going on so I can get rid of my confusion* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Rebecca on Oct 10th, 2003, 10:42am on 10/10/03 at 01:32:16, Kathryn wrote:
We generally call it decimated coconut. MORE! (Story that is, not coconut) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 10th, 2003, 10:43am *Next installment - working from home today so these could be popping up all through the day - between report writing (down to only 14 to do!)* The two women walked back to the Staff Room, Hilda turned to the journalist, “I’m free this period, Mrs Roper, perhaps you’d like a coffee?” “That would be nice, Hilda, you don’t mind if I call you Hilda?” Hilda Annersley shook her head, “of course not,” she smiled, “I must admit to wondering who people are talking to when they address me as ‘Miss Annersley’ all the time - it’s even a difficulty remembering with the girls!” “Your Headmistress, Miss Moore, doesn’t seem to have that problem,” the comment was made with a slight intensity, Hilda looked shocked, “that’s because she’s the Head,” “Oh, of course,” Mrs Roper smiled, “And is that something you would ever like to do yourself?” Again a slight intensity, Hilda put it down to the fact her companion was a journalist. “I don’t think so,” she laughed, “too much like hard work!” The pair walked into the Staff Sitting Room and Hilda brought coffee for them both, “is there any information you’d like about me Mrs Roper?” she asked. “A little background would be good I think, Hilda,” the journalist smiled. “Oh, right, well I’m 23 years old, newest member of Staff, as the Head told you, graduated from Oxford with a First Class Honours Degree in English year before last. Spent a year at a local school teaching before getting this post. This is my third term here at the Chalet School and I really enjoy it.” “You love your work?” “Yes, although it’ll be even better once the Middle and Junior schools join - I’m to be form mistress to one of the Lower Fourths!” Hilda smiled. “It’ll be good to have a full School again, I even hear that they’re planning on building a hospital up here on the Gornetz Platz - that’ll mean far more neighbours and possibly more girls for the School.” They finished their coffee and Hilda picked up her books for her next lesson, the journalist followed her to the classroom. … After the lesson with one of the Lower Fifth, Mrs Roper spoke to the young English mistress again. “You are very good at teaching, my dear.” Hilda flushed, “well I’ve always enjoyed it,” she said softly. “Oh I can see that,” continued the journalist smoothly, “you also have the knack of controlling the class, are you planning to make it your career for life?” “I’m not sure about that, Mrs Roper, I mean at the moment it’s what I want to do, but in the future, who knows!” “Indeed, you may even meet a nice doctor if that hospital opens up!” Both women laughed. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Chloe on Oct 10th, 2003, 11:36am I may just be forgetful or really really dumb but i don't understand who Mrs Roper is susposed to be and of what sugnifacance the name is, please enlighten me :) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Ray on Oct 10th, 2003, 12:19pm Margaret Roper was the name of EBD's school (though I am shamefully ignorant of who the person was that EBD named the school after - Thomas Moore's daughter is springing to mind, but I could be very wrong and way off base). I presume in Lesley's story she is The Author of earlier installments. And Lesley - great way to fry my brain ready for a day of moving numbered blocks around regional maps of France (!!) Looking forward to seeing more :) Ray *207 becomes 218 which becomes 231* *For anyone wondering exactly what the hell the tag means: www.frenchaffair.com - and check out any of the regional pages...(I get employed to do some really brain rotting tasks) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 10th, 2003, 12:25pm on 10/10/03 at 12:19:06, Ray wrote:
You're welcome! ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by PatW on Oct 10th, 2003, 12:31pm If your around, Lesley, you can post some more, can't you? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 10th, 2003, 12:33pm Gotta write it first Pat - later today! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Rachael P on Oct 10th, 2003, 12:34pm Message from Hilda Annersley to CBBer Lesley: Quote:
"Really, Lesley! Your use of apostrophes, or lack thereof, is quite shocking!" ;D Message from Rachael P: Loving the story,Lesley - gutted that I'm out of the office on Mon so will have to wait until Tues for a big catch up! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 10th, 2003, 12:42pm Some information on Margaret Roper. She was indeed the daughter of Sir Thomas More, executed by Henry VIII for treason in I think 1535. Unusually for the time, she was very well educated- I think he was influenced in part by the ideas of Juan Vives and Catherine of Aragon with regard to the Princess Mary- or it may have worked the other way round! Margaret appears to have been her father's favourite daughter which *may* have accounted for her learning. She married a man named Will Roper, if memory serves me. More opposed the King on the matter of the divorce, even resigning his position as Lord Chancellor. A devout Catholic, he opposed the establishment of the Church of England and refused to take the Oath recognising the King as Head of the Church and the new Succession following the birth of the future Elizabeth I. He was consequently executed- his last words 'I die the King's good servant, but God's first.' A rather interesting story about Margaret is that according to custom, More's head was exhibited on Tower bridge as an Awful Warning. She supposedly travelled by boat to the bridge, and with some assistance, rescued her father's head under cover of darkness one night. Apparently she wrapped it in a sack or something- well, you'd have to!- and took it home, presumably to bury. history lesson over! ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Ray on Oct 10th, 2003, 12:51pm on 10/10/03 at 12:42:33, Lisa_T wrote:
YAY! Good to know I *WASN'T* making that bit up :) Thanks Lisa :) Ray *chuffed* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 10th, 2003, 1:37pm on 10/10/03 at 12:34:17, Rachael P wrote:
(Ahem! I have corrected the error! Hilda - you can't be talking to me at the moment you're 23 years old and the Staff Baby!) *Next installment!* For the next three days the journalist shadowed the young English mistress, Hilda Annersley wasn’t that sure she liked it, as she remarked to Nell Wilson on one of their early walks, “the problem is, Nell, she doesn’t speak of anything but the School. And she’s forever asking what my plans are for the future! I mean, I’m 23, it’s not as if I have my life mapped out or something!” “Sounds wonderful, that’s what I have to look forward to then!” Nell saw her companion’s puzzled look and elaborated, “she’s asked to move on to me after today. Wants to cover the Sciences as well as the Arts I suppose!” They continued walking in silence, enjoying the early dawn and the solitude. As they rounded a corner they came across a member of the Sixth Form walking in the opposite direction, she smiled as she reached them, “Good morning Miss Annersley, Miss Wilson, everything’s fine with Jane and myself, just going into the School for supplies!” The two young mistresses nodded and called out ‘good morning’. After the girl was out of sight Hilda turned to Nell, “who was that?” Nell Wilson shrugged, “no idea, one of the Sixth obviously, I don’t take the Sixth for much in Science, I’m mainly teaching the Fifths.” “Same here, Miss Derwent takes the Sixth and St Mildred’s. Wonder how she knew us then!” “And who this Jane is!” Miss Wilson smiled, “never mind, just look at that sunrise - now isn’t this better than sleeping late, child?” “Alright, don’t rub it in, and you’re only two years older than me, granny!” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by PatW on Oct 10th, 2003, 1:53pm I thought the Abbess knew when she, and others, were being controlled? How come she's so dense now? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 10th, 2003, 1:56pm All will be explained Pat! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by PatW on Oct 10th, 2003, 2:02pm When???!!! ??? ??? I know, I know!!! When you written it!!!! :( :( :( |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Chloe on Oct 10th, 2003, 2:09pm Please may i have some more as it will save me from an arguement with my brother who just accused me of bunking school as i'm well enough to be on the computer (which only envovles my lying on my bed) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 10th, 2003, 3:08pm Lesley, pleeeeease explain the convoluted twistings of your plot soon!!! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 10th, 2003, 3:16pm on 10/10/03 at 13:53:06, PatW wrote:
Somehow, I can't see this 23 year old as 'the Abbess'. It just doesn't feel right! LOL. Its interesting getting a glimpse of a younger Hilda but at the same time I would like an EXPLANATION and the usual Hilda back! *wondering if people are right re Margaret Roper being The Author- myself, I was starting to wonder if Matey was The Author in disguise since I couldn't remember a scene with both of them in the same room.* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 10th, 2003, 3:18pm *Patience Vikki, patience! Next installment!* They passed the same member of the Sixth on a couple of other mornings over the next week, each time she would call out hello, neither Hilda nor Nell had been able to find out who she was, though, truth to tell, neither were that bothered! Four or five days later, once the journalist had moved on to plague Miss Ferrars, Hilda was cornered by the Senior Mistress, Miss Derwent. “Hilda, I have to attend a meeting with the Head this afternoon and I have a lesson with Upper VI A, I’d like you to cover it,” she smiled at the younger mistress. “The Upper Sixth? But surely they can be given work,” Hilda laughed, “It’s not as though they cannot be trusted!” “I know that, and it’s what I intended, but they asked if a mistress could be available and as they are covering Shakespeare - your speciality - I thought you could take it on!” Miss Derwent laughed at the expression on her junior’s face, “don’t worry!” she teased, “they’ll not bite!” “No Miss Derwent.” Miss Annersley didn’t sound too convinced of that! She arrived at the Upper Sixth Form Room still not convinced that she could do this! However found her fears to be unjustified, the form - they were all Prefects - were knowledgeable and friendly, but without ever passing the barrier that there must be between Staff and Pupils. Hilda also saw that the mystery Sixth Former, Carol by name, was present, and wondered how she could have missed her before. As the lesson ended the Head Girl, Alison Martin, rose to speak, “Miss Annersley?” she began, “I understand that you normally go for an early morning walk?” Hilda nodded, “Yes, Alison, with Miss Wilson,” “Would you mind if we joined you tomorrow? There’s something very important that I think you should see.” “If it’s something that’s of concern for the School, then you should be speaking to the Head…” Hilda began. “No, it’s nothing like that,” Alison interrupted, seeming a little pale, “it’s just something that I think will be of great interest to both yourself and Miss Wilson.” “Very well then,” Hilda smiled, “we’ll see you tomorrow!” The following morning, while waiting for the Prefects, the two young mistresses were discussing the situation, “And she didn’t say what the thing was? Only that it would be interesting to the pair of us?” This from Nell Wilson. “Yes, I’ve no idea what it is!” They stopped speaking then as the Prefects appeared. “It’s over this way, Miss Annersley, it’s fairly isolated over here, but there’s something in one of those houses that you need to see.” The Head Girl led them across the Platz to an area neither of the mistresses recognised, after about 20 minutes she stopped outside a house standing on its own in a slight dip - no other houses could be seen and it seemed quite isolated. “In here please,” she said softly, opening the front door. The two friends exchanged puzzled glances and went inside, the Head Girl and Prefects all followed. In the large sitting room on the ground floor Miss Wilson turned to Alison slightly annoyed. “Now what is this all about, Alison? Miss Annersley and I have been very patient, what is this thing of great interest?” As she was speaking both she and Hilda noticed with a little alarm that the Prefects were grouping around both of them. Alison Martin swallowed nervously then nodded to the Prefects, “now!” she said quietly. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by PatW on Oct 10th, 2003, 3:24pm [quote author=Lesley link=board=drabble;num=1064430376;start=465#475 date=10/10/03 at 15:18: “now!” she said quietly.[/quote] We join together to kill Lesley for leaving it like that!!! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 10th, 2003, 3:24pm Lesleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!! Please don't say you're going to leave it there!!!!! And Pat, if we kill Lesley we'll never find out what happens next!! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 10th, 2003, 3:26pm Er- wondering if they're being lynched.... Hope you're writing/ preparing to post the next bit, Lesley! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 10th, 2003, 3:31pm Pat/Vikki/Lisa Yes I know I love cliff hangers but I had genuinely stopped there cos I thought it would be long enough - am currently writing next part - a direct follow on - and will post as soon as it's done! Lesley |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by PatW on Oct 10th, 2003, 3:35pm I finish work at 4.00 today! :) :) :) :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 10th, 2003, 3:52pm *Best I can do in the time Pat! More later if you can wait!* At her words both mistresses were grabbed by their arms, Miss Wilson being forced into one of the armchairs and held there by three or four girls. Miss Annersley was also held but upright, and, although they both struggled, neither was able to cause any of the girls to release their hold. Alison looked from one to the other imploringly, “I’m really sorry about this, both of you, but it’s the only way,” she nodded to the group holding Miss Annersley, “Take her upstairs.” Miss Annersley was dragged up the stairs. Back in the sitting room, Nell Wilson struggled impotently against her captors, “dammit, let me go!” she ordered, ”what are you doing to Hilda?” On the next floor up Miss Annersley had been dragged along the landing and held just outside a room at the end, “what is this, Alison?” she said shakily, “what's in this room?” Alison looked over at the mistress, “tell me how old you are, Miss Annersley!” she said quietly. Hilda looked at her in confusion, “what are you talking about? I’m 23 years old.” “No, Miss Annersley, you’re not.” she paused, “I’m really sorry about this, Miss Annersley, and if this works I hope you can forgive me,” as she spoke she unlocked the door and opened it, Hilda was propelled inside and the door locked behind her. “When you can give me a different answer to that question, Miss Annersley, I’ll open the door!” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 10th, 2003, 4:09pm MORE!!! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 10th, 2003, 4:17pm *sniggering at the idea of the Abbess getting locked up by her HG.* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Carolyn P on Oct 10th, 2003, 4:36pm Lesley, I'm amazed! This is wonderful, and frightening, what will happen now? Please, Please, Please, may we have some: MORE< MORE AND MORE |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by NickiL on Oct 10th, 2003, 4:54pm Please, please, please Lesley! MORE!! It's just taken me ages to catch up with this and you can't possibly leave me so confused!! ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 10th, 2003, 4:57pm I'll second that!! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by LauraT on Oct 10th, 2003, 5:05pm I'll third it! And I can't read it after 6 today as I'm going on hol for the weekend! *forcefeeds plot bunny* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 10th, 2003, 5:28pm on 10/10/03 at 17:05:12, LauraT wrote:
*Good reason!!!! Hope it's in time for you!* Her first action on regaining her balance was to immediately try the door, but Hilda found it was securely locked. She looked around wildly, she was in a small room with only a bed, table and one chair as furniture. There was a window but it not only had bars on it, the outer shutters were closed so that no light could sneak through. There was a small bathroom attached and Hilda headed there to get a drink. She looked at herself in the mirror. “What on Earth does Alison mean, that I’m not 23!” she thought furiously, “And why is she doing this?” she headed back to the door, “Alison, this is going to mean serious trouble for all of you!” she called, “Why are you doing this?” There was no reply and Hilda kicked the door in frustration, she looked around again, there was nothing in the room, not even something she could throw! She moved to the window and stood attempting to prise the bars apart, something in her stance seemed to remind her of something - she didn’t know what - she backed away and sat abruptly in the chair facing the window. “Funny place to sit…” she began, then stopped again, swallowing, the sense of ‘déjà vu’ overwhelmed her and she stood up again, striding over to the bed. She sat there, her mind racing and her heart pounding, she looked over at the door, she could remember seeing that door open once before, and two people walk in…” Hilda Annersley suddenly disappeared, Miss Annersley stood up and with a calm stride walked into the bathroom once more. She viewed her reflection for a few seconds then walked over to the door. “Alison, dear, you may open the door now!” she called out calmly. “How old are you, Miss Annersley?” the Head Girls voice was shaky. Miss Annersley smiled to herself, “considerably older than 23,” she said, “Alison, I ‘d really appreciate you opening the door, the last time I was in here it was for 22 days, I have no wish to repeat that!” There was the sound of the key being turned and then Alison stood there, “Miss Annersley?” she said fearfully. The Head’s face was impassive as she stared out at her erstwhile captors, “tell me Alison,” she began, “exactly what would you consider a suitable punishment for a group of Prefects who decide to hold both their Headmistress and the Head of St Mildred’s captive?” She stood watching as all of them bent their heads in embarrassment. “I-I-I’m really sorry Miss Annersley, it was the only thing we could think of and..” the Head Girl stopped in confusion. Miss Annersley smiled and placed an arm around Alison, “my dear, you did exactly what was necessary.” she said, “I assume it’s the shock that does the trick?” The Prefects all nodded. “Then let us deliver one to Miss Wilson, explanations can wait until we are all back to our rightful selves!” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 10th, 2003, 6:11pm Brilliant, Lesley! Nice and subtle too. Now for Bill...... |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by PatW on Oct 10th, 2003, 7:36pm I just missed the posting at 4.00, but thanks for the effort. Hope you've got more ready to post! I should feel sympathy really, shouldn't I?!! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 10th, 2003, 8:07pm *Next part - Bill's turn!* Down in the sitting room Nell Wilson was still being held in the armchair, she looked over as Miss Annersley walked into the room, “Hilda, are you alright? What on Earth’s happening? What did they do to you?” She made an effort to free herself again, almost dislodging one of her captors. Miss Annersley smiled, “calm down, Nell, the Prefects haven’t gone mad, there’s a reason for their actions.” While she was speaking one of the Prefects disappeared outside to return carrying a small case. “We thought you may be able to make use of this, Miss Annersley,” The Head walked over to take the defibrillator from the girl, she then went to kneel beside her friend, “Nell, I want you to stop struggling and listen to me,” while she was speaking she had opened the case and switched it on. Nell Wilson’s gaze flickered from the defibrillator to her friend’s face, “Hilda, what are you doing with that?” she said quietly. “Do you know what this is, Nell?” “Of course, the latest machine from America, used to restart someone’s heart. We all had instruction in how to use it only a few months ago. Hilda it’s dangerous playing with it, it can just as easily stop a heart as start one!” She tried again to release herself from the Prefects’ hold, but was unsuccessful. Miss Annersley flicked a switch on the machine and immediately a voice was heard: ****MANUAL OVERRIDE****MANUAL OVERRIDE**** ****CHARGING****400JOULES****CHARGING****READY**** Miss Wilson’s eyes widened in alarm, “what are you doing, Hilda?” The Head didn’t answer, instead turning to the girls holding Miss Wilson, “When I say so, girls, release your hold and step back.” She turned back to her friend, “Nell, what position do I hold at the School?” As she was asking this she retrieved the two paddles and placed some gel on them. “You’re the junior English mistress, the Staff Baby, for God’s sake Hilda what are you doing?” Miss Annersley shook her head, “wrong answer Nell,” she moved closer to her friend, holding the paddles out in front of her. “What do you want me to say?” Nell Wilson pushed herself further back in the chair in an effort to get away from the paddles. “When I say so, girls!” the Head’s voice was calm and her stare unblinking, “what position do I hold at the School, Nell?” she rested the paddles on her friend’s torso. Nell Wilson was tensed back in the seat, “I-I don’t know wha…” she stopped and suddenly her entire body relaxed, “you’re Headmistress, Hilda,” she said softly, “And the last time you used those paddles on me you said it was because you couldn’t think of anyone else who could be Head of St Mildred’s.” she grinned at her friend, “and there’s no way on Earth you were planning to release that charge in me!” Miss Annersley smiled and held the paddles up to show Miss Wilson that they had been disconnected from the machine! She looked at the girls still holding Miss Wilson, “you may release her now, girls,” she said, “welcome back, Nell!” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Oct 10th, 2003, 8:34pm How glad am I that I wasn't hanging on for more instalments throughout the day ;D *Still confused - but glad to see the 'real' Hilda & Bill back. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by NickiL on Oct 10th, 2003, 9:04pm Thank you Lesley!! I'm much less confused now! As long as Miss Annersley's in charge all will be well!! (I hope..... :-/) ;D ;D By the way, if you need someone to report on the excitements I'm happy to fly to Oz for a journalistic/editorial role? ;) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Emma_N on Oct 10th, 2003, 9:32pm :) :) Thanks Lesley!! :) I'm really pleased to see that Hilda appears to be back to normal!! Thanks for not killing Hilda or Bill off!! :) :) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 10th, 2003, 9:50pm Whew! Hilda and Bill are back where they should be and all is (hopefully) going to be OK with the CS world.. Unless Lesley has more nasty shocks in store?! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Carolyn P on Oct 10th, 2003, 10:00pm on 10/10/03 at 21:50:48, Lisa_T wrote:
Please don't tempt her. The tension is unbearable enough as it is. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Kat on Oct 10th, 2003, 10:22pm Oh dear - poor Kat is in a bad state - and has just got so much worse after reading that!! I've taken very strong pain killers and my head is all over the place - this didn't help! Lesley, you're very evil for confusing us all (not that it needs much with me admittedly! :P). (But when can we have some more?? ;D) *Kat's off to bed now - good night all, sleep well :)* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Emma_N on Oct 10th, 2003, 10:26pm Good Night Kat, I hope that you feel better in the morning. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Chloe on Oct 10th, 2003, 10:34pm Goodnight Kat, hope you feel better soon i agree Lesley is being mean by confusing us all and that's not nice when you feel ill and i had to read earlier posts three times before i fully understood that it was a twist in the story, (although feel better now so much so went out for meal with aunt and brother :)) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 10th, 2003, 10:51pm Lesley, that was a brilliant twist! So Hilda and Nell were being controlled, as was the rest of the staff, and thought they were only junior members of staff? Excellent work! And I'm so glad the prefects were intelligent enough to get out of it. BTW, I loved Hilda's line about 'considerably older than 23'. Lovely dodge! |
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Title: Miss Annersley Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 10th, 2003, 11:25pm *Last one of the night - hope you realise I've written more than 3000 words today!* (Congratulations KB - check out your post 445!) Miss Annersley replaced the paddles and switched off the defibrillator, before seating herself in the armchair next to Miss Wilson. “Sit down girls,” she said quietly, “I think explanations may be due.” Alison looked round at the others before starting, “Miss Annersley, until 4 days ago we were perfectly happy as Prefects at the Chalet School, as far as we were concerned everything was perfectly normal, including the fact that the two of you were the two most junior members of Staff!” she smiled and the two Heads exchanged amused glances. “Then we had a visit from another Sixth Former, someone who obviously knew us, even though we didn’t know her, it was Carol Leigh,” “But Carol is one of the two guarding Matron Lloyd,” this from Miss Wilson, “Yes Miss Wilson, but when no-one came with fresh supplies or messages Carol came to find out why, during an argument between her and myself she became so angry that she hit me!” Alison blushed slightly, “the shock was enough for me to suddenly regain my senses and between us we managed to convert all the Prefects! We could see that everyone was acting strangely and, at first, couldn’t see what we could do - especially as EBD, disguised as a journalist, was watching first you, Miss Annersley and then Miss Wilson. Once she moved on to Miss Ferrars we could act.” “We met Carol a few times while out walking!” Miss Annersley nodded, “neither of us recognised her because she wasn’t part of the story!” Everyone turned to look at her and she continued, “this is not control,” she said firmly, “when someone is under control they solely do Elinor’s bidding, and, apart from myself, have no memory of any action taken while controlled. Everyone here can remember all they did, this is something different. I believe what Elinor has tried - and almost succeeded in doing is changing the Chalet School story.” she smiled, “Or at least the impact that certain members of Staff may have upon it!” Miss Wilson laughed, “she’s even changed her own role - Mrs Roper, a journalist, so that, as far as everyone in the story is concerned, there is no author. And she was really upset at the pair of us, my dear,” she glanced over at her friend, “the two most junior members of Staff! Ah well, the one time I’ve ever out-ranked you!” Everyone laughed, then Miss Annersley stood up, “we are going to have to resume those roles for a while longer Nell, we will be missed if we don't return now. We need to discuss how we may restore the status quo.” she smiled, “as the junior member of Staff, may I suggest that the Prefects join us for a walk tomorrow Miss Wilson? Perhaps this time it will not end in both of us being abducted!” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 11th, 2003, 12:03am *hopes Lesley will post more tomorrow morning, if not tonight.* *also hopes both Kat and Chloe feel better tomorrow* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 11th, 2003, 1:16am *grinning* Do you mean they're going back to being junior staff? But won't people notice that the 'Staff Baby' is obviously 'considerably older' than 23? (Like KB, I love that line!) And will Hilda be able to NOT assume an air of command? How will the prefects manage, thinking of her as Head but having to handle Rosalind Moore? *questions, questions, and hoping there'll be answers SOON!* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 11th, 2003, 7:09am on 10/11/03 at 01:16:36, Lisa_T wrote:
Lisa Their appearance hasn't changed - if it had then Nell would have seen a difference in Hilda when she still thought of her as Staff Baby, even though the Head had returned! But yes, now they have their own personalities back it's going to be interesting watching them have to cope! Lesley |
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Title: Re: Miss Annersley The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 11th, 2003, 9:25am on 10/10/03 at 23:25:13, Lesley wrote:
I'm tired and brain-numbed by a day of stupid questions, so I'm not sure to what this refers. Sorry! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by catherine on Oct 11th, 2003, 9:31am Wow, Lesley! I have to confess that being more partial to the SCS drabbles than the FCS drabbles, I hadn't started reading this till last night but I was up until one reading it and I've just finished reading the parts I didn't read last night! Fantastic! |
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Title: Re: Miss Annersley The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 11th, 2003, 9:45am on 10/11/03 at 09:25:48, KB wrote:
KB In your post 445 you had actually said what had happened - that EBD had re-written the story! I was very impressed that someone had twigged - but was also glad that no-one else seemed to take it seriously as I could keep baffling them for a little longer! Lesley |
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Title: Re: Miss Annersley The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 11th, 2003, 9:47am on 10/11/03 at 09:45:20, Lesley wrote:
Ah, now I get it. So does that mean people should start taking me seriously? (And actually it was the only thing I could think of that could account for such a major change!) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 11th, 2003, 10:01am Don't know about that - I mean even you didn't take it seriously did you? ;D |
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Title: The two mistresRe: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 11th, 2003, 2:56pm *Next installment - only a little one!* The two mistresses set off first, not wanting anyone at the School to become aware of their liaison with the Prefects. They walked in silence for a short while, then, “You are probably going to find this hard, Hilda,” Miss Wilson remarked softly, Miss Annersley looked over in surprise, “why do you say that, Nell? I think I can act, and it’s not as though I don’t have the memory of the last week or so to fall back on!” “Oh, I’m sure you can reproduce the same type of speech, conversations etc. no, I think what you’ll find hard will be the lack of respect from the other mistresses. As the Staff Baby you will be expected to do all the menial tasks - making coffee, fetching books, opening/closing windows and doors - and you won’t be able to keep your habitual air of calm either, at 23 you didn’t have it!” Miss Annersley stopped and looked across at her friend, “well, actually Nell, I’ve no idea whether or not I was calm at the age of 23, I didn’t start at the Chalet School until I was 29! My character, like everyone else’s starts from when we appeared at the school!” “Ah, yes, there is that! But my point is that in this scenario you don’t have it! You will also have very little opportunity to use that ‘air of command’ and, most importantly, I think you may find the affront to your dignity rather trying! From being the autocratic ruler of your domain to the lowest minion is rather a drop!” Miss Annersley smiled slightly as the two continued walking back to the School, "I’ll manage, Nell, and after all, the drop for you is almost as bad, isn’t it?” “Yes, but at least I have the satisfaction of knowing it could have been worse!” Miss Wilson grinned over at her companion, who ignored her. They continued for a short while, then “autocratic ruler of my domain?” Miss Wilson looked across at Miss Annersley, “well yes, but a benign autocrat!” “Oh that’s a great comfort!” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Ray on Oct 11th, 2003, 3:03pm *giggles* Oh, oh - that's wonderful, Lesley - really LOVE the exchange, particularly: Quote:
Very funny. Can't wait for more :) Ray *giggling more* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 11th, 2003, 6:03pm LOL! enlightened despotism, anyone? ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 11th, 2003, 9:55pm *Next installment - Hilda as Staff Baby!* That morning at Fruhstuck, Miss Ferrars noticed that both Nell and Hilda were very quiet, “cheer up, you two!” she said smiling, “If this is what going out on walks does for you, perhaps you should stay in bed!” “Sorry, K…Miss Ferrars,” Nell Wilson smiled, “just thinking about something, that’s all,” Miss Ferrars nodded then turned to Hilda Annersley, “I hear you had to substitute for Ruth Derwent yesterday, Hilda. How’d it go?” Hilda shook herself slightly, “It went well, Miss Ferrars, although I must admit to being rather worried beforehand, after all they’re not that much younger than I am!” she laughed and there was a distinct smile in her eyes. Miss Ferrars laughed as well, “I can remember my first time as well,” she said, “and at least both of you have an advantage that I never had,” she stopped, grinning at both her juniors. “What?” the exclamation burst from both of them at the same time. “Why you’re both tall!” Miss Ferrars said with a rueful smile, looking down at her own frame - she barely reached 5’3”, “you’ve never had to try and reprimand anyone who is looking down at you from a great height! I tell you girls, that is daunting!” The day’s lessons seemed to pass smoothly in general, although there were a number of occasions when both Miss Annersley and Miss Wilson had to bite their tongues to prevent an outburst. However as, even in their alternate characters, they had both been excellent teachers, they did not have any major problems. The main difficulty was once lessons were over for the day and the Staff retired to their room for the evening. Hilda Annersley, youngest member of Staff, sat at her desk - the one closest to the door, naturally, and tried, for the third time, to make a start at correcting some essays from Inter Fifth. The room buzzed with low talk, but this was not disturbing the mistress, after all the mistresses were all working and the Chalet School ethos had always been to both work hard and play hard. No, what was causing difficulties, and causing the Headmistress of the Chalet School to come closer than she could ever remember to losing her temper, were the requests! “Hilda, put the kettle on, there’s a love - I think we could all do with a coffee while working!” “Hilda, could you open this window slightly? It’s getting really stuffy in here!” “Hilda, be a dear, and fetch my lighter from my room,” “Everyone want some buns? Alright, Hilda, nip down and ask Karen would you?” The first two or three Miss Annersley had performed without any problem, even managing to make appropriate remarks at the time, when one of the requests had interrupted her half way through writing a comment on a particularly bad essay, she had mentally cursed but continued. However the requests kept coming and, for the most part, were to do things that the people making the request were perfectly capable of doing themselves! |
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Title: That morning atRe: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 11th, 2003, 9:57pm *And continued!* At one point she estimated that there was a request every three minutes; after 45 minutes, and with another hour and a quarter to go, Hilda was reaching the end of her patience, in fact her eyes had already changed colour to a steely grey! At the last request, to fetch some buns from the kitchen, Miss Annersley had left the room very quickly, Miss Wilson, who had been watching her with alarm for the last 20 minutes, stood up. “Where are you going, Nell?” Miss Armitage, Nell’s boss, looked up, “Thought I’d give Hilda a hand with those buns,” she said nonchalantly, Miss Ferrars looked across, “Good idea Nell, I think our Hilda must be sickening for something, she’s been very quiet this evening!” Miss Wilson nodded and walked out, as soon as the Staff room door was closed she raced after the Head. Miss Annersley was stalking along the corridor with a set face and hunched shoulders. She didn’t respond at first to Miss Wilson calling her, finally Miss Wilson reached her and placed a hand on her shoulder, “Hilda, wait a minute,” she said softly. She looked into her friend’s face then dragged her into a nearby Splasherie, out of sight of anyone passing, the Splasherie was empty. “Hilda, you’ve got to calm down!” she said urgently, “the last thing we need right now is for you to suddenly blow your top and let everyone, especially a certain journalist, know that you’re not really the junior mistress!” Miss Annersley glared at her friend for a minute and then sank onto the bench running along one wall, “Nell, I was never Staff Baby, you were. Was it as bad as this?” Miss Wilson shook her head, “not even close,” she said, “but remember it was a far smaller staff then!” “Well, if all goes to plan and I regain my rightful post,” Miss Annersley was rapidly relaxing while saying this, “my first action will be to promote the actual Staff Baby to Senior Mistress!” Miss Wilson stifled a laugh, “Hilda, you can’t! Well I know officially you can, but that’s hardly fair on Ruth Derwent now is it?” she grinned at her friend, “anyway, I’m sure, once we return to normal and the rest of the staff suddenly find out what they’ve put you through, the role of Staff Baby will become a lot easier!” Miss Annersley smiled, “Yes,” she said, “That’s something to bear in mind!” She took a deep breath and relaxed. “Now, let’s go fetch those buns, Nell!” When they returned to the Staff room carrying two trays of buns, both Miss Annersley and Miss Wilson were laughing at some joke. Miss Ferrars looked up as they entered, “well it’s good to see you smiling again, Hilda,” she said, “I thought you were ill earlier you were so quiet,” “Oh, I’m fine, Miss Ferrars,” replied Miss Annersley, “I just had a slight headache, that’s all!” “Well I think we’ve imposed enough on your time this evening,” the Geography Head continued, “you get on with your work, any more requests from the rest of the Staff can wait.” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Ray on Oct 11th, 2003, 10:03pm *giggles loudly* Too, too funny :) Am I the only one thinking that Kathie knows more than she's letting on? Ray *probably making bricks without straw* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Oct 11th, 2003, 10:06pm Poor Hilda - she's really being put thruogh it isn't she? *Hoping Lesley extricates her from this situation sooner rather than later |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Chloe on Oct 11th, 2003, 10:08pm I suspected Kaithie nows more too! and this is very good so more soon i hope :) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Carolyn P on Oct 11th, 2003, 10:15pm Excellent, how she kept her calm I don't know. I think I would have rebelled, even as a real staff baby she shouldn't have had to put up with that! I think someone must know, and be enjoying the situation. ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by PatW on Oct 11th, 2003, 10:21pm It's the Author writing it that way deliberatley, of course!!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by BethC on Oct 11th, 2003, 10:44pm Is Margaret Roper still around (no, not the real one...)? Unless I've missed something, she was last heard of "plaguing Miss Ferrars" - is that why Kathie seems to know something? Has her memory also been jogged, or is it even more complicated than that? BethC *joins the human ladder of cliff-hanging CBB-ers* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by PatW on Oct 11th, 2003, 10:49pm If we keep on having cliff-hangers, one of us hanging there is finally going ot be able to reach the bottom of the cliff!! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 11th, 2003, 11:07pm *joins human ladder dangling from cliff* *inspired by Pat's comments to look down.... *eep! That was a higher cliff than we expected!* *Lesley! Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Sugarplum on Oct 11th, 2003, 11:10pm wow - I'm loving this! More please. Its such good fun to read!! :):) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 11th, 2003, 11:20pm on 10/11/03 at 10:01:58, Lesley wrote:
Am I allowed to answer that with the benefit of hindsight? ;) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 12th, 2003, 12:59am on 10/11/03 at 23:20:50, KB wrote:
Hmmmm! Check out your reply in post 500 as to exactly what you thought had happened - slightly different to the original (and correct!) answer! ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 12th, 2003, 1:02am Everyone - no more today - halfway through writing it and eyes won't stay open - hopefully more tomorrow - but probably not till the evening - got a family day - spending the day with nephews and nieces ages 6, 4 and twins of 5 months! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 12th, 2003, 1:08am on 10/12/03 at 00:59:57, Lesley wrote:
Well, let's see. I said: Quote:
And the actual solution: the staff (with the possible exception of Kathie) are being controlled, as is the rest of the school, and it was a prefect who managed to get the other prefects out of is. Now how wrong is that? *smirk* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 12th, 2003, 1:18am NOT controlled KB - story re-write! OK I'm being pedantic but there is a difference! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 12th, 2003, 1:20am * OK it appeared that my plot bunny doesn't care about my eyes (and if I have to take my lenses out again I will be seriously annoyed!) Next installment - this is the last for the night!* Early the following morning Miss Annersley and Miss Wilson set out for their normal walk; once out of sight of the School however, they rapidly changed direction and joined the Prefects in a nearby empty house. Alison began, “we’ve thought about ways to convert everyone, Miss Annersley, but the only things we can think of are useful for individual conversions, nothing that will convert everyone at the same time.” “Is it necessary to have a mass conversion, Miss Annersley?” this from Louise Chad, “We know the individual ones work and if we just do a few at a time the author will not notice.” “Sorry girls,” Miss Wilson put in, “if the conversion doesn’t happen soon, I’m going to find it difficult preventing the junior mistress and Staff Baby from committing murder!” Miss Annersley glanced over at her friend with a smile, “I have thought of something that we may be able to do,” she said softly, “it will mean converting a few more people; among them your younger sister and her friend, Louise; and it could take a few days to set up. But if it works it will then convert everyone at the same time!” “What is it?” Miss Wilson asked the question for everyone! “Well, as you know we revert to our original characters if exposed to a shock or surprise.” Miss Annersley began, “I’ve thought of a way to ensure that a surprise may be felt throughout the entire School and St Mildred’s at the same time…” On their way back to the School, Miss Wilson turned to the Head, “Hilda, that ‘Mrs Roper’ has moved on to attach herself to Ruth Derwent now, what about converting Kathie?” Miss Annersley thought about it for a moment, “On the whole, I think not, Nell, Kathie may have trouble continuing to act toward us as expected. It would be fairly obvious if she suddenly found it difficult to speak to us - after all she has made it her business to look after the youngest two in the Staff room!” Miss Wilson nodded, “That she has, I think because even in this scenario, she remembers the time when she was in your shoes! You’re probably right, well we can just wait for her to be as surprised as the rest when it happens!” “I’m looking forward to it!” came the dry reply. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Oct 12th, 2003, 1:36am on 10/12/03 at 01:20:42, Lesley wrote:
She's not the only one ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 12th, 2003, 1:43am on 10/12/03 at 01:18:25, Lesley wrote:
Ahem, the Head Girl is about to be childish again. Please feel free to ignore it. :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P And if they were rewritten, they should have no memory of ever being controlled, because the period during which they were controlled wouldn't exist, and therefore there would be nothing for them to have a memory of! So there! *hmph* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 12th, 2003, 1:58am Look KB this is my drabble! :P The original characters could not be erased they had newer characters placed on top of them! (No offence KB - I really am tired! ;D) Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 12th, 2003, 2:15am *lol* No problem. I was trying to rile you - and, hey look, it worked! *g* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 12th, 2003, 5:50am KB please don't upset Lesley! She might decide not to finish this, and that would be terrible! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 12th, 2003, 7:13am Not upset, I was just tired - have regained sense of humour now - surprising what 5 hours sleep can do for you! (And KB - am writing scene for you to explain Dr Venables thread very soon! ; ;) ;) ;) ;)) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by PatW on Oct 12th, 2003, 10:16am Lesley, you are crazy to be up after only 5 hours sleep!! :o :o How on earth can you keep functioning with so little? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 12th, 2003, 11:09am No idea Pat! Even though I'm now on holiday (for next week) my body is still in work mode! I'm quite impressed I didn't wake until 7 - when working I have to be up before 5! Hopefully body will get the idea soon that a few nights of 10 hours sleep might be beneficial! Oh, one benefit for you - may be able to post soon! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Julie on Oct 12th, 2003, 11:31am on 10/12/03 at 11:09:45, Lesley wrote:
goodie ;D ;D |
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Title: Over the next fRe: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 12th, 2003, 11:42am *Little one for you to be going on with!* Over the next few days, both Miss Annersley and Miss Wilson settled into their roles rather more. Although never quite as bad as the first night, the role of Staff Baby continued to be very trying for the Head and, on a number of occasions, she found that only a whispered comment from Miss Wilson helped relieve the tension. They were both aware that a number of others had been converted - some in the Fifth, but also some in the Sixth and St Mildred’s. Chiefly they were aware because of the girls’ difficulty in accepting the Heads in their new roles! However they were all extremely careful, especially around the journalist, Miss Roper. One evening, Miss Derwent, who was still being shadowed by the journalist, called a meeting, “this is only semi-official,” she smiled round at the Staff, “we felt the girls need a break from their studies tomorrow and decided a mini tournament was the answer. Now I know it’s the wrong season but we felt that a hockey tournament would be best, with each form producing a team - obviously no-one has had any practice but at least everyone will be in the same state of unfitness!” The Staff room buzzed with noise - the mistresses seemed to feel it was a good idea, the School had been working very hard lately. Miss Derwent continued, “St Mildred’s will be able to furnish two teams and the School proper will provide nine so, to make up the numbers I think we could provide a team ourselves! Obviously we older Staff will be more suited to watching or being the referees, but I’m sure we can find a team among our younger staff!” she glanced at the two youngest as she said this. Miss Annersley and Miss Wilson stared at each other in horror! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Ray on Oct 12th, 2003, 11:47am Ray *giggling hysterically and eagerly awaiting the next installment* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Oct 12th, 2003, 11:57am Lesley - you can't make them play hockey - that really is cruel! on 10/12/03 at 10:16:45, PatW wrote:
*Wonders how people manage to sleep for longer than five hours at a time |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 12th, 2003, 12:15pm on 10/12/03 at 07:13:56, Lesley wrote:
*waits in eager anticipation* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 12th, 2003, 1:04pm *Next little post - off out now!* As soon as was practicable the two Heads disappeared outside, after checking they were alone Miss Annersley began, “we’ll have to get the Prefects to bring the date forward, Nell” she said urgently, “make it tomorrow morning rather than the day after!” Miss Wilson shook her head, “They can’t Hilda, it won’t be ready in time! We’ll just have to manage as best we can!” “You can’t be serious!” The Head looked very panicky now, “Nell, I’ve never even played hockey, let alone played in a tournament where everyone thinks I’m more than 30 years younger than I really am!” Miss Wilson thought for a moment, “look, there’s no way we can get out of it - not without making EBD suspicious - but how about if I give you a little coaching later this evening? At least then you’ll know the rules and positions!” Miss Annersley took a deep breath, “Yes well, I suppose that’s better than nothing! You’d better make sure that defibrillator is at the tournament though, Nell, I have a feeling it might be needed!” Later that evening Miss Annersley and Miss Wilson stood to leave the Staff room, Miss Armitage asked where they were going, “Oh, Hilda and I thought we’d get a little practice in ahead of the tournament,” Miss Wilson improvised quickly, “Very keen of both of you,” Miss Armitage smiled, “I can’t see any of the others being so diligent! By the way Nell, I’m arranging the team, I’ve placed both you and Hilda out on the wings, as our youngest you’ll have the most energy after all!” Miss Wilson swallowed hard, “that’s fine,” she managed to reply. Outside Miss Annersley turned to her friend, “so being on the wing,” she began, “that’s a good thing is it?” “Er, not exactly Hilda!” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Carolyn P on Oct 12th, 2003, 2:30pm Lesley, that is just plain cruel. :o What have Miss Annersley and Bill ever done to you to make you treat them like this? ??? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 12th, 2003, 2:37pm LOL! *absolutely DYING to see the Abbess and Bill play an extremely active game of hockey!* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by catherine on Oct 12th, 2003, 2:44pm I'm chuckling loudly at the thought! Can't wait to see what happens! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by PatW on Oct 12th, 2003, 7:24pm She's got something up her sleeve, for sure - haven't you Lesley? It would be too obvious for EBD to have two older women playing on the wings, even if she has doen all this re-writing! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Emma_N on Oct 12th, 2003, 7:42pm I can't wait to hear about the hockey match. I just hope that Nell and Hilda survive it in one piece!! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Catherine_B on Oct 12th, 2003, 9:48pm Ooooh this is so enjoyable - more soon pleeease :) I think part of why I find Hilda as Staff Baby so entertaining is that authority plays such a major part in the Chalet School community, thus reversing the roles turns the whole system on its head in a pleasingly subversive way. *procrastinating* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Pixie on Oct 12th, 2003, 10:04pm Does Bill Wilson still have a dodgy ankle/foot in this alternative chalet school? Is she going to have to go and play hockey and end up making it even worse than before? Is Lesley going to hurry up and write some more? Is Hilda going to end up comitting murder on EBD? So many questions! Brain is whizzing round and round and I don't know if I can wait up for the wee small hours which seem to see so many of the postings going up! Guess I'll just have to lurk on the sidelines a little longer and really hope, really hard, that there will be a bit more posted before I have to go to bed. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 12th, 2003, 10:14pm on 10/12/03 at 14:37:20, Lisa_T wrote:
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 12th, 2003, 11:13pm on 10/12/03 at 19:24:07, PatW wrote:
Do you think so, Pat? Personally, I'm inclined to think that's the idea- EBD's giving them more punishment. And won't those in the know wince at the sight! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 12th, 2003, 11:44pm *Sorry it's been so long! Next installment - more tomorrow!* Outside in the School grounds, Miss Annersley listened impassively as Miss Wilson explained very swiftly the game of hockey and the major rules and regulations. “It’s really a very good game, Hilda,” Miss Wilson said, “I used to play when we were in Tyrol, some of the Staff would make up a five-a-side team against the Prefects. I don’t think you were included because you were Senior Mistress and then Head…” her voice trailed off. “The point is Nell,” Miss Annersley said sharply, “just how much of this game can you teach me in,” she looked at the position of the sun, “less than two hours?” “Ah, not much,” admitted her friend, “Well to start with, at least tell me where the wings are supposed to be!” Miss Wilson explained all the different positions in the game, including the ones they both were to fill. There was silence for a while, then… “So a wing must run up and down the pitch?” “Yes.” “Helping out in defence?” “Yes.” “And in the midfield?” “Yes.” “And in attack?” “Yes.” The silence dragged on for another minute, then.. “Nell, we neither of us will last ten minutes!” Miss Annersley looked across at her friend, “you may be a couple of years younger than I, and fitter, but there is no way your foot will stand up to that sort of punishment! As for me, the last time I can remember running was in WW2 during an Air Raid!” “Perhaps I can help?” At the voice both Heads spun around in alarm, then relaxed as Louise Chad stepped into view. “Alison and the others are currently arranging things for the tournament tomorrow,” she said, “I’m not playing - hockey’s not my game - but we thought you could use some help!” “We’re delighted to have your help, Louise,” Miss Wilson replied, “but if hockey isn’t your game I’m not sure how much help you can be!” “Oh, you’d be surprised, Miss Wilson!” … The following day dawned clear and bright, understandably this was contrary to the type of day wanted by either of the Heads! They went out for their walk first thing as always and, out of sight of the School, were met by Alison Martin who confirmed that everything was proceeding on schedule for the next day. She was also able to go over the arrangements for the day Once everyone was gathered at the playing fields, Miss Moore drew the teams into their respective groups, there were three groups of four. The top two teams from each group, plus the two teams with the highest points would go through to the knockout stage. The Staff team was drawn against Lower V a, Inter Fifth and Upper VI a, the first match, of 20 minutes duration, ten minutes each way, was against Upper VI a. Miss Annersley, standing out on the right wing, was feeling distinctly nervous, the plan worked out the night before had seemed workable, but it did rely on a certain number of things happening in order - they could still go wrong! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 12th, 2003, 11:48pm *having visions of the Heads putting their sticks too high and 'accidentally' knocking out everyone else in the process* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 13th, 2003, 12:01am Starting with a certain pesky journalist! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 13th, 2003, 12:57am *wonders when Lesley plans to post next?* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Oct 13th, 2003, 1:10am Hopes Lesley posts before I log on tomorrow - feeling v. nervous on Hilda & Nell's behalf. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 13th, 2003, 1:53am I'm nervous about it too, but I have to admit that a teeny weeny little sadistic streak is looking forward to seeing our dear dignified Head racing around the hockey pitch! Oh Lesley- the last time she ran was in 'Redheads'. *taking a leaf out of Rachel's book and being pedantic* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 13th, 2003, 10:02am on 10/13/03 at 01:53:25, Lisa_T wrote:
Well it obviously didn't make much impression in Hilda's mind did it! ;) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 13th, 2003, 1:46pm *Next installment - The Hockey Match!* The start of the match was, surprisingly for Miss Annersley, fairly easy, most of the action seemed to be concentrated in the centre of the field and far more on the left wing. Miss Annersley watched, apprehensively as the Sixth Former playing opposite Miss Wilson managed on a number of occasions to push the mistress out of the way while going after the ball. It didn’t help that she was at least three inches taller than Nell Wilson’s 5’8 and correspondingly far broader and more muscular! Time and again Miss Wilson was brushed aside and, to the watching Head’s concern, it seemed that Nell was getting angry! After one clash the referee had pulled both the Sixth Former and the young mistress to one side to have a quiet word, telling them both to calm down! It seemed to work for a while and Miss Annersley even had a little action herself, only to very quickly stop a ball passed to her and then pass it on to the right inner running past her. However, as it was the first time she had ever played she felt rather proud! Especially as, as yet, she hadn’t needed to run with the ball! A short time later, however, Miss Annersley was becoming anxious again as Miss Wilson again clashed with the Sixth Former and, on being pushed aside once more had deliberately tripped the girl! She retaliated, on regaining her feet, by pushing the mistress! The referee Miss Charlesworth, moved between them, “That’s it, both of you, off the field for two minutes! She pulled the young Science mistress to one side, “And Nell, calm down! The Head’s watching this match!” Miss Annersley watched anxiously as both the Sixth Former and her friend stalked off the pitch, she saw Nell turn to say something to the girl and then watched transfixed as the girl kicked out at Miss Wilson, catching her on the side of her right knee. Miss Wilson fell to the ground with a cry! The match stopped as people quickly rushed towards them, the Sixth Former was sent off by Miss Charlesworth and told to return to the School. Nell Wilson was carried back to the School San to be checked over by Matron Herschell. Although not thought serious the knee was swollen and already starting to bruise! She would be unable to play for the rest of the tournament! Miss Annersley was torn between worry for her friend and envy that she no longer had to play! She was starting to find it extremely difficult keeping going, only the fact that the action remained on the other side of the pitch stopped her from having further problems. A few minutes later, and just as she was starting to think longingly of half-time, the ball came her way again, but this time she missed it and it went out of play! There was a scramble by the surrounding spectators to find the ball then a call of ‘Heads up!’ before the ball came sailing out of the crowd to impact just above Miss Annersley’s right eye! She fell to the ground. Miss Charlesworth was there within seconds, “Hilda, Hilda are you awake?” Miss Annersley looked over at her, “Of course I’m awake!” she said, “It wasn’t that hard, I can still play!” The referee looked at the wound above the junior English mistress’ eye - there was a small cut and it was bleeding! “I don’t think so, my dear!” she said calling for the Staff to bring on a second substitute! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Ray on Oct 13th, 2003, 2:26pm *chuckling and wincing* This wouldn't be Alison's idea, would it? If so, there are defnitely less painful ways of getting out of hockey matches! Ray *recalling the last time she got stiffed with playing on the wing* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 13th, 2003, 2:57pm on 10/13/03 at 14:26:45, Ray wrote:
Ray - I'm sure there are but it's a long time since I played hockey - and i was goalie! The two injuries aren't quite what they seem! ;) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by PatW on Oct 13th, 2003, 3:40pm So tell us what they really are, then!! Please!!! :-* :-* :-* :-* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 13th, 2003, 4:39pm *seconds Pat's suggestion* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Ray on Oct 13th, 2003, 4:51pm on 10/13/03 at 14:57:45, Lesley wrote:
So was I - at least, I was roughly 70% of my hockey career post school. The other 30% I played wherever the team needed me to play, which ranged from Sweeper (only did that once; wasn't very good at it), Left Back/Right Back (preferred), Centre Back (could do but disliked), Left Half (kill me now), Right Half (on second thoughts, kill me *now*) Centre Half (for the last five minutes of a match we were winning 5-0!), Right Wing (please let me die now I'm not built for this) and Left Wing (...). The only positions I've never played are either inner position (largely cos the position's gone very much out of favour these days) and centre forward (because no-one is THAT stupid!). So from point of view, I can wholly sympathise with Hilda and Nell - but I still think there'd have been less painful ways of doing this... ;) Ray *wishes she'd thought of some the last time she was shanghied into playing in midfield - which is worse than playing as a wing I can assure you!* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 13th, 2003, 5:03pm *Next installment!* Miss Annersley was also taken back to the School San where Matron Herschell checked out her eye before placing three stitches in the wound. “Do you have a headache, Hilda?” she asked, “Not really,” Miss Annersley replied, “I mean, it hurts where the ball hit, but that’s all. I say, I don’t have to stay here do I?” she continued, “Can’t I go back to the tournament?” The Matron and young English mistress were both startled when Nell Wilson, in the next bed, started a coughing fit! “I suppose so, Hilda,” smiled Barbara Herschell, “but any symptoms - nausea, vomiting, drowsiness, you come straight back.” “What about me, Matron? You said I can walk, just not run!” Miss Wilson had stopped coughing. “Yes, Nell, but you’ll need a walking stick, try to rest that knee as much as possible, I’ll see it again tomorrow.” The two Head’s walked slowly back to the playing fields, “so how’s the knee then?” Miss Annersley asked. “It’s fine, Helen didn’t even touch me! The bruising’s stage make-up and it’s swollen because beneath my sock I’ve got some really tight elastic bands restricting circulation.” “Yes, well it certainly looked good from my viewpoint!” Miss Annersley noted, “you looked as though you were having a stand up fight with the girl!” “I wouldn’t like to do so for real! Still Louise said she was a good actress and once Miss Moore had made the drawer that put us in the first match against the Prefects I knew there’d be no problems! Wonder how they managed that?” “I told you our current Prefects all had criminal tendencies!” They walked on a little further, “what was that coughing fit just now?” Miss Annersley asked. Miss Wilson smiled, “only hearing you come out with, ‘can’t I go back to the tournament?’ Where’s your beautiful English?” “I’m 23 years old, Nell, what do you expect!” They walked on in silence for a while, then, “well, aren’t you going to tell me about that eye? Louise told you she’d be aiming for the forehead - thickest part of the skull and all that. She proved to us last night that whatever she aims at she hits - she’s a demon in the field playing cricket! It would hardly even have hurt but you could have faked being knocked out. So what happened?” “Nell, it was impossible to just stand there without flinching! I tried to duck and, well, went the wrong way - the ball caught me above the eye!” “Oh well, it looks very dramatic!” As the two reached the playing fields the match had just finished - it had ended in a 0-0 draw. They settled down to await the next match. A shadow fell across them both and they looked up to see the Headmistress, Miss Moore, she smiled down at them both, “Hilda, are you alright, child?” “Er, yes Miss Moore, I’m fine, just a few stitches,” Miss Annersley replied, “And what about you Miss Wilson?” Miss Wilson smiled slightly, “just a slight twist, Miss Moore,” “Excellent, then you’ll have no problem reporting to my Study after Abendessen tonight?” At Miss Wilson’s puzzled look she continued, “as someone who also has the knack of sarcasm, I’m well aware of just how powerful words can be!” Miss Moore smiled slightly, “that girl only kicked out at you after you said something, I think, Nell, it will be my turn to use words tonight!” Miss Annersley looked over at Miss Moore as she moved on, “do you know Nell, she is really rather good as Headmistress! I doubt very many others would have made that connection!” Miss Wilson had gone a little pale at the thought of having to face Rosalind Moore’s sarcasm that evening, “well if you think that, Hilda, we could always call off the operation tomorrow!” “Bite your tongue, Nell Wilson!” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by catherine on Oct 13th, 2003, 5:12pm Gurgling at the thought of Miss Wilson getting a taste of her own medicine! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Ray on Oct 13th, 2003, 5:19pm *snicker* *snort* *snerk* Ray *giggling* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 13th, 2003, 5:31pm *splutters, and hopes Lesley doesn't plan to make it a "behind closed doors" situation!* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 13th, 2003, 6:09pm Doesn't it seem odd that these fake injuries mimic *real* injuries each have had- Nell's ankle and Hilda's head...? Wondering if there's more to this again! *also hoping that the scene with Rosalind isn't 'behind closed doors'- how will Bill cope?!* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 13th, 2003, 6:29pm on 10/13/03 at 18:09:18, Lisa_T wrote:
Bu**er it! I wasn't planning on doing that scene - now I suppose I'll have to or get everyone whinging! ;D You'll have to wait a while now while I think of some suitably sarcastic phrases! BTW it was Nell's knee in the hockey match not her ankle. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 13th, 2003, 6:34pm *feigns shock that Lesley would use a phrase like "bu**er it"!* :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 13th, 2003, 6:43pm What's wrong with butter then? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 13th, 2003, 6:50pm LOL! I know what you mean, Lesley. I keep putting in scenes in mine that i have no intention of enlarging at then people start asking awkward questions and you have to!! ;) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Emma_N on Oct 13th, 2003, 7:02pm Thanks Lesley, the description of the hockey match was really funny and brought back loads of memories!! I wish that I had thought up such cunning methods of escaping hockey matches when I was at school and uni. Our hockey teacher was evil though and made you play even if you were really really ill. One last thing, please keep Nell and Hilda away from cricket, it's far more dangerous than hockey, well I think so anyway. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 13th, 2003, 7:44pm *Next installment - don't panic! I'm not leaving it there!* The tournament went well, the victors being the Prefects closely followed by one of the Upper Fifth. The Staff team had managed to reach the semi finals though only to be knocked out by the Upper Fifth. For once Miss Annersley was finding her role almost enjoyable - chiefly because all the Staff were making a fuss of their ‘Staff Baby’ with a rapidly blackening eye! Miss Wilson, however, did not find so much sympathy as most Staff thought she deserved her injury, and that, combined with the fact that she had an interview with Miss Moore to look forward to, meant that for most of the afternoon she grew steadily paler and more worried. Going outside for a short walk before Abendessen Miss Wilson suddenly turned to Miss Annersley, “suppose I just don’t go, Hilda? I mean, what’s the worst that can happen? By tomorrow, with any luck, this will all have returned to normal, so even if she sends a message that I’m to see her first thing…” she stopped, aware that her friend was laughing at her. “Hilda Annersley, I do believe you’re enjoying this!” she said accusingly, Miss Annersley nodded, tears of laughter running down her cheeks, it was some seconds before she could speak, “admit it, Nell,” she began, “these last four days or so you have enjoyed seeing me have to pick up after everyone, and be at everyone’s beck and call! I think you have especially enjoyed that you were senior to me and considered to be the responsible one! Well I think the thought of Miss Wilson, Head of St Mildred’s and owner of the most sarcastic tongue in Europe, having to endure a lecture from Rosalind Moore is hysterical!” She started giggling again. “And I’ve heard that she’s considered to have just as good a turn of phrase as you!” Nell Wilson went even paler! Abendessen seemed to fly past with Miss Wilson only eating when Miss Annersley prompted her. After the meal, Miss Moore rose from the table and swept out, as she passed Miss Wilson she stopped and said, “I’ll see you in ten minutes Miss Wilson,” Ten minutes later saw Miss Wilson standing outside the Head’s Study feeling exactly like a naughty Middle! She knocked on the door and, on hearing Miss Moore call out ‘enter’, she went in. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Catherine_B on Oct 13th, 2003, 7:52pm *giggling madly* please let the scene in the office be reeeally long and painful :D *taking a mean pleasure out of seeing sarcastic bill on the receiving end* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Ray on Oct 13th, 2003, 8:02pm *snicker* *snort* *snerk* Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease post more! Ray *giggling* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Carolyn P on Oct 13th, 2003, 10:06pm Oh, my! Yesssssssss. ;D ;D How wonderful. I'm going to get some ice-cream and hope Lesley posts while I'm doing so, then I can really enjoy myself! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by catherine on Oct 13th, 2003, 10:29pm You've got a hope, Carolyn! Unfortunately, she's not even here at the moment! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Carolyn P on Oct 13th, 2003, 10:33pm Never mind, it was a good enough excuse for Ben and Jerry's cookie dough ice-cream. (mind you I think having some in the freezer is a good enough excuse!!) ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by catherine on Oct 13th, 2003, 10:37pm Agreed! Hope you enjoyed it! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Carolyn P on Oct 13th, 2003, 10:41pm I most certainly did! :P (can that smily count as licking lips?) ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 13th, 2003, 10:43pm *Here it is! Hope you enjoy! Do you want more?* Inside, as well as Miss Moore, was the Sixth Former with whom Miss Wilson had clashed, Helen Cook. Miss Wilson walked up to stand next to the girl, facing the Headmistress. “There you are Miss Wilson,” Miss Moore’s voice was light and even, “now, I’ve asked to see both of you to see if you can explain to me exactly what you thought you were doing on the hockey pitch today.” Both Helen and Miss Wilson made to speak but the Head waved them to silence, “I expect, in a schoolgirl hockey match,” she began, “to occasionally see episodes where the excitement and thrill of the match itself, and the fact that the girl is playing, may overwhelm them. I even, on occasion, have seen girls deliberately attempt to foul their opponents, again because the occasion has become too much for them,” her eyes swept round to include both Helen and Miss Wilson, “I do not expect to see a Prefect and a member of my teaching staff become embroiled in a tit-for-tat vendetta in the middle of a friendly match in front of the entire School!” The Head stood up and walked over to the window, “now, one at a time, I should like an explanation, Miss Wilson, as the supposed adult here, I suggest you begin!” Miss Wilson swallowed slightly and then attempted an explanation, “well, Miss Moore, I think it was just the excitement of the occasion, I mean it was the first match and we all wanted to do well and…” her voice trailed off as she saw the Head eyeing her. “Tell me, Miss Wilson, if you ever become a Headmistress, which on present form I consider to be extremely unlikely, would you accept that as an excuse from a member of your Staff?” ‘No,’ thought Miss Wilson to herself, ’and I’d wipe the floor with them!’ “Er, no Miss Moore,” “Well, there may be some hope for you after all Miss Wilson!” the sarcastic inflection made Miss Wilson flinch. “Helen, have you anything to add?” the Head turned to the Prefect standing silently next to Miss Wilson, “No, Miss Moore,” the Prefect it seemed had learnt from Nell Wilson’s mistake! “I see, it appears then that we have two people here, one holding a responsible teaching post within this establishment, while the other is in the final year as a student and a member of the Prefects. Now both of those roles would presuppose some form of intelligence and common sense, it appears however that on this occasion those attributes have passed both of you by! Miss Wilson. I am aware that your specialities are in the scientific field, perhaps you could explain to me exactly how you managed to achieve those qualifications? As on your current form I would consider you are qualified only for a post in a wrestling ring!” the Head turned to the Prefect, “and Miss Cook, explain to me how I can, in all conscience, write references for you to university to study medicine when I am seriously considering making you repeat your final year?” There was silence as neither person addressed dared to reply. “Ladies, I consider this behaviour to be reprehensible,” Miss Moore went back to sit in her seat, “I also feel it was necessary to have both of you here at the same time, even though it is highly unusual to reprimand a student and a member of staff at the same time, to show my extreme displeasure at your behaviour. You will both undertake evening duties for the next two weeks, Helen check with the Head Girl about exactly whose duties you will be taking over, Miss Wilson do the same with Miss Derwent. You are both restricted to the School grounds for the next month and will consequently miss any expeditions. Now, Helen, you may go. Miss Wilson remain, I have not finished.” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 13th, 2003, 11:08pm ROFL and LMAO and anything else you like! Bill grounded! That's even funnier than when Peggy and Sharlie got the same punishment! What will Hilda say?! and what will poor Miss Moore do when Bill is back in her rightful place?! *still sniggering* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Emma_N on Oct 13th, 2003, 11:12pm Thanks Lesley, your last post has made me laugh and really needed cheering up!! It's good to see Bill being on the receiving end of sarcasm for a change, I can't believe you've grounded her!! :) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Catherine_B on Oct 13th, 2003, 11:21pm oh my, that was HILARIOUS *weak with laughter* it's definitely the role-reversal that does it - it's never so funny when it's bill herself being sarcastic. *still giggling* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Carolyn P on Oct 13th, 2003, 11:22pm Worth waiting up for. Thanks a lot Lesley, I'll try and remember this when speaking to the SENCO at my daughter's school tomorrow, and maybe it will help me take the bull by the horns and get somthing done. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 13th, 2003, 11:28pm on 10/13/03 at 23:22:17, Carolyn P wrote:
Carolyn - what is SENCO? Everyone - did you want more? Bill is still in there remember! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Oct 13th, 2003, 11:30pm That was so funny, Lesley, great stuff. And probably even better when read all the way through in one go. ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Carolyn P on Oct 13th, 2003, 11:35pm on 10/13/03 at 23:28:05, Lesley wrote:
Special Educational Needs Co-ordinator. We are having some 'conversations about the fact that the school wants her to be assessed but has her 10th on their list and the educuation authority has only allocated them enough ed psyc time for 8 assessments this academic year. I've just been advised that I can request an assessment from the lea and that it shouldn't come out of the school's allocation of time, The school didn't tell me this!!! >:( Yes, we do want to know what happens to Bill, how could you doubt it! ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 13th, 2003, 11:35pm Lesley- SENCO is edu speak for 'special educational needs co-ordinator'. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 13th, 2003, 11:42pm Carolyn - good luck with the SENCO - kick arse! Everyone - we will return to Bill when I've written it! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Emma_N on Oct 13th, 2003, 11:42pm Lesley - I'd love some more punishments for Bill please!! ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Catherine_B on Oct 13th, 2003, 11:44pm oh please more from the wonderful miss moore - she is just superb - and so are you lesley! *begging shamelessly* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 13th, 2003, 11:45pm on 10/13/03 at 23:42:39, Emma_N wrote:
So you don't want me to kill them off - but you do want them punished? Tut tut very suspect! ;) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Emma_N on Oct 13th, 2003, 11:51pm Lesley - a few moderate punishments are fine especially where Bill is concerned ;) ;). |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 14th, 2003, 1:01am *hoping that all these pleas will have the desired result ~ soon!!* ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Rachael P on Oct 14th, 2003, 9:20am ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!! Too, too funny! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Please, please, please hurry up and conclude the Miss Moore / Bill scene ............... |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 14th, 2003, 9:23am *Hi Rachael! Hope you enjoy - more to come through the day!* The Headmistress waited until the door closed behind the Prefect before continuing, “Miss Wilson, is your knee causing you pain?” Miss Wilson looked up, confused, “n-no Miss Moore,” she replied quickly, “Good, I would not want you to believe this was a friendly chat, and you may obtain that impression if I asked you to sit down!” The Head sat back in her chair, “I am extremely disappointed in you, Nell. In the 18 months you have been here, until today, your behaviour has been exemplary. I was even pleased that you had a good influence on your young friend Hilda Annersley. Now it seems I must wonder whether my impression of you has been incorrect from the start. I consider you to be wholly responsible for the clash today,” Miss Moore held up a hand to stifle any objections, “you are senior, you are a mistress of this School. It should have taken you only a word or even a look to immediately stop the situation progressing. Instead you not only allowed the situation to develop, you whole-heartedly retaliated, causing injury to yourself and causing the girl to be sent off. Had the Prefects not gone on to win the tournament they could, quite justifiably, have pointed to you as the reason why. As it is I should imagine your own colleagues will make you aware of their displeasure at losing one of the youngest members of the team, especially as an unfortunate accident robbed them of Hilda so soon afterwards.” The Head looked over at her junior mistress, Nell Wilson was white apart from two flaming cheeks, she was biting the inside of her lip. “Sit down Nell, and take these,” Miss Moore passed over a sheaf of paper and a pen, “now write this, - ‘I must remember that I am a mistress of this School and not a member of the Kindergarten’” She watched as Miss Wilson obeyed the order. “Excellent, now keep repeating that line until I say otherwise,” the Head returned to her correspondence and papers, ignoring the junior mistress. Miss Wilson ‘s fists had clenched at the command, but she somehow managed to continue to write out the line, again and again and again. After about twenty minutes Miss Moore looked up, “I think that is sufficient Miss Wilson, I do not ever want to have to speak to you about something like this again. You may go.” Miss Wilson stood up and headed for the door, as she reached it Miss Moore’s voice spoke once again, “oh, by the way, my order for you to be restricted to School Grounds does not apply to your early morning walks - I have no wish to punish your friend Hilda.” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Oct 14th, 2003, 9:48am Giggles delightedly - I so love the idea of Bill writing lines! ;D I guess from the last line that the early morning walk is going to play an important part in the 'plan'? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by PatW on Oct 14th, 2003, 9:56am Great !! ;D ;D ;D Starting up the chant again! ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Rebecca on Oct 14th, 2003, 10:40am LOVING IT!!!! More, please! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 14th, 2003, 11:05am *Next installment!* Miss Annersley was standing outside the Staff room, on the lookout, when her friend appeared. As soon as she saw Miss Annersley, Miss Wilson started to speak, “Do you know…” “Not here Nell, outside,” Miss Annersley said firmly, pushing her friend toward the door. “I can’t Hilda,” spat out Miss Wilson, “I’m restricted to the School,” “Restricted to School Grounds Nell, no Headmistress would just restrict to the School,” “How do you kn…” Nell Wilson stopped, suddenly realising to whom she was speaking! Miss Annersley smiled as she guided her friend out to a secluded part of the gardens, “well, are you going to tell me what happened?” she asked. She stood back and listened then as Nell Wilson let fly with all the epitaphs possible! It must be admitted that her opinion of the current Headmistress of the School was rather less than complimentary and also that Nell Wilson’s language was somewhat extreme! When she had finished she turned to her friend, Miss Annersley was finding it very difficult to keep a straight face at this moment, and said, “And to cap it all, to really put the icing on the cake! She had me writing lines! ‘I must remember I am a mistress of this School and not a member of the Kindergarten’, I must have written that out one hundred times or more!” “Lines? How innovative!” Miss Annersley sounded intrigued, Miss Wilson looked over at her, suspicion suddenly dawning, “Hilda, you knew something like this was going to happen, didn’t you? That’s why you insisted that you’d have the ball thrown at you, despite all my protests! You thought Rosalind Moore would pick up on the fight between Helen and myself!” Miss Annersley nodded, “I told you, Nell, I think she’s made a good Headmistress - I don’t think EBD realised how good she‘d be.” she smiled, “If all goes to plan tomorrow, Rosalind is going to have enough problems as it is, without having to face me knowing she had me writing lines for her the night before!” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Rachael P on Oct 14th, 2003, 11:12am *Hi Lesley - good to see you here during the day!!* This is brilliant - I absolutely love Miss Moore - we're always "told" about her tongue but never really see it in action! I love it and can just picture Bill's face! *wondering whether Miss Moore will have any consciousness of her brief position as Head once it all gets back to "normal"!!* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 14th, 2003, 11:17am Rachael Yes Miss Moore will remember - they all will - recent changes have not been due to control but a re-write with new roles grafted on top of original! Lesley |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by PatW on Oct 14th, 2003, 11:31am AND? what's next? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 14th, 2003, 11:37am Now you know the answer to that Pat! I've got to write it! And it'll take a little while as I've a couple of reports to write first! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 14th, 2003, 1:22pm Can't you do both at the same timé? At least I need to go out for a couple of hours so I can hope there'll be more when i get back. Poor Bill- lines!!! LOLOL. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 14th, 2003, 1:34pm *Next installment - this pushed it's way in, found it difficult writing about a person's workstation until I'd got this down on paper!* Once Miss Annersley had judged that her friend was sufficiently calmed down, she allowed her back into the School. Miss Wilson then went to report to Miss Derwent for the first evening duty! The following morning, well before the rest of the School were stirring, saw Miss Wilson knocking on Miss Annersley’s door. “It’s open Nell, come in,” Miss Wilson walked in to find her friend, fully dressed, lying on the bed, “come on, Hilda, we’ve got to go!” Miss Annersley groaned, “Nell, I ache everywhere! I cannot believe how much my muscles are protesting! You go!” “Oh no, the only reason I can still go on these walks is because of you! If I go alone I’m sure to meet Miss Moore again!” While saying this she dragged her friend to her feet, as she did so she looked her straight in the face and laughed! “What’s so funny?” Miss Annersley sounded quite affronted, “Have you looked in a mirror Hilda? That bruising now covers half your face!” Still giggling, Miss Wilson managed to coax her friend outside, once in the open air she turned to her, “Hilda, I can’t believe all this aching is because you spent less than 10 minutes playing a very mild game of hockey! I mean most of the action was kept away from you deliberately!” “I told you, Nell, I’m not as fit as you,” Miss Annersley began, “in fact it’s probably only because of these walks that I’m not feeling far worse!” “Yes, you’re probably right,” agreed her friend, “well if everything gets back to normal today, I’ll miss your company when out walking!” She turned to Miss Annersley, who looked surprised, “didn’t you realise that I went for early morning walks anyway?” “I had no idea, Nell, I’m always busy this time of the morning,” “Yes, in your Study, working, no doubt!” Miss Annersley’s silence was answer enough. After a few minutes they were joined by the Prefects, Miss Wilson and Helen Cook exchanging rueful grins about their ordeal the day before, Miss Annersley turned to address everyone. “Is everything set? Everyone know their places?” Alison nodded, “we’ll all be ready, Miss Annersley, and those in the Fifth, Sixth and St Mildred’s are ready as well,” “Have Carol and Jane moved Matron?” this from Miss Wilson. “Yes, done last night - they are the only ones who know where - so even if EBD questions all of us under control we can’t betray them!” “Good,” this from Miss Annersley, “It’s nice to know we’ll always have those two as our safety net should Elinor attempt something like this again!” She looked around at everyone, “well let’s get back, I’d like to regain my School today, I find I suddenly wish to be Headmistress once more, and restore all my authority!” The two Heads started to retrace their steps back to the School, Miss Annersley looked across at Miss Wilson, “I know what you’re going to say - autocratic ruler of my domain!” “I wasn’t going to say that,” Miss Wilson said mildly, she paused for a while, then, “but I was thinking it!” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Rachael P on Oct 14th, 2003, 1:43pm *splutter* WELL DON'T STOP THERE!!! Tease! Tantaliser! Tormentor! Please, nice Lesley - thank you very much for the lovely post but I think I'm writing on behalf of everyone when I say ... WE NEED MORE! Pretty, pretty please? *expiring with curiosity* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by PatW on Oct 14th, 2003, 1:51pm CHANTING!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 14th, 2003, 2:43pm *joining in with Pat's chanting* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 14th, 2003, 4:37pm *Next installment - sorry it's taken so long but I really did need to get those reports done and posted!* Back at the entrance to the School Miss Annersley turned to Miss Wilson, “you’d best get off to St Mildred’s now,” “I’d really like to be with you when you confront Rosalind…” “No, she’ll have enough to cope with! Anyway you’ve got to get over to see Julie, convince her it wasn’t her fault! Oh, and once you’re done you’d best come back to my Study - we’ll have Fruhstuck there rather than confront the rest of the Staff before they’ve eaten!” she laughed. “What makes you think any of them will want to eat?” Miss Wilson’s reply floated back. Miss Annersley made her way through the School toward the Head’s Study, the rising bell had not yet rang therefore there were very few people about - other than the domestic staff. She wasn’t surprised, however to run into the Senior Mistress, Miss Derwent. “Did you want to see Miss Moore about something, Hilda?” Miss Derwent smiled at the young mistress, “Yes please, Miss Derwent. It will not take long,” Miss Annersley replied, she knocked on the Head’s door and, on hearing Miss Moore reply “enter” went in. As she went in she glanced at her watch, ’good, almost time,’ she thought. Miss Moore looked up and smiled, “Hilda, what can I do for…” Miss Moore’s welcome was suddenly interrupted! Instead of the rising bell pealing out all over the School, came the sound, terribly magnified, of a wailing siren immediately recognisable to anyone who had lived through the War! The Air Raid Siren was made worse because, rather than just being heard from a distance, it was heard everywhere! Miss Annersley, her hands over her ears, glanced up at the ceiling, although hidden next to the light fixture, she could make out the small speaker and wires attached. She knew that a similar arrangement was present in every dormitory and Staff bedroom, kitchen and bathroom in both the School and St Mildred’s. The Prefects and their co-conspirators had been very thorough! After what felt like an eternity, but was actually less than a minute, the Siren stopped. Miss Annersley removed her hands from her ears and turned to face Miss Moore. Miss Moore sat, dumbfounded, staring at someone that, until that moment, she knew as her newest mistress, but was now revealed as the Head! “Oh god, Miss Annersley..” Miss Moore stood up quickly. Miss Annersley stopped her, “sit down Rosalind,” she said gently, “before you say anything, you need to listen to me!” She went and sat in one of the seats opposite the Head’s chair and smiled over at the Geography Head. “First things first,” she said, “You have nothing to apologise for, and you have done nothing wrong,” Miss Moore didn’t look convinced! “These last two weeks we have all been acting out a new scenario made up by EBD,” continued the Head, “for the first week or so, I was convinced that I was the newest member of your Staff!” she smiled at Miss Moore and received a wan smile in response. “Five days ago the Prefects, who had managed to discover what had happened, freed both myself and Miss Wilson, and since then we have been working toward this day.” “Y-y-you mean that yesterday, the hockey match, your eye?” Miss Moore stopped suddenly as something occurred to her, “Miss Wilson?” Miss Annersley smiled at the look of horror on Miss Moore’s face, “yes Rosalind, that was Miss Wilson you spoke to yesterday, she told me about it at length! But don’t worry, she’ll be fine about it!” ‘I hope!’ she qualified to herself. “Rosalind,” Miss Annersley’s beautiful voice continued, “if we all succeed in escaping to the Real World, what are your plans?” Miss Moore looked puzzled at the change in conversation, “Er well I’d hoped to continue teaching at Madame’s new School,” Miss Annersley nodded, “good, I will be pleased, however, if at any time you decide that you want to apply to another School as Headmistress come to me. I will write you a glowing reference, or,” her eyes suddenly darkened slightly, “if I’m not able to do it, Nell Wilson will. - Yes she will,” she continued at Miss Moore’s look of disbelief, “regardless of what happened yesterday! Because I consider that you made an extremely good Headmistress, Rosalind, and feel that, in the future, you should have the opportunity for real.” She smiled over at the Geography Head. Then, standing up, and with a twinkle in her eye, she said, “now, if you don’t mind, may I have my chair back?” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Rachael P on Oct 14th, 2003, 4:41pm Lesley, I KNOW that you're on this board right now so come on ... where is it?!!! Enough of the ergonomics ... I WANT MORE STORY ... PLEASE Thank you ;D edited to add: Oops, our posts crossed!! But never mind, you can never have enough of this story!! edit no. 2 - and I really, REALLY want to see Miss Moore face up to Bill .... *chuckle* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 14th, 2003, 4:56pm Ooh yes! I SO want to see Rosalind facing up to Bill about the lines!! ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Oct 14th, 2003, 5:02pm So that was the plan - simple but brilliant! More please Lesley, pleeeeease |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 14th, 2003, 5:13pm That fooled you didn't it! Sorry no more yet - still writing! But how do you get all these colours and moving script and huge letters on this? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Oct 14th, 2003, 6:03pm The moving script is the M with the arrow pointing left in the top middle bit of the board, I can get the red colour by using the G which is highlighted in green but I haven't worked out the font sizes yet - the A with the arrow pointing up and down says it's for font size but it only goes twice as big, and the red A which is supposed to be font colour doesn't seem to work. Or more probably, I haven't figured out how to make it work. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by LauraT on Oct 14th, 2003, 6:38pm [size=4][/size] *chants* We want more story.....! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by LauraT on Oct 14th, 2003, 6:40pm Alas, alack, I have seriously not got to grips with these font things yet! Shall leave it to those with talent! :-[ |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Ray on Oct 14th, 2003, 6:41pm Love it. Really, really, REALLY love it :) Ray *joining in the chanting* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Oct 14th, 2003, 7:10pm on 10/14/03 at 18:40:25, LauraT wrote:
Perhaps I should have mentioned that you type what you want to say between the ] and the [........ But never mind the effects.........it's been hours since you posted the last bit Lesley..... |
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Title: At the words MiRe: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 14th, 2003, 7:27pm *Nag, nag, nag! Next installment! Don't worry I haven't forgotten Rosalind and Bill!* At the words Miss Moore smiled and, very quickly, vacated the Head’s chair. As she was on her way out, Miss Annersley called over to her, “Rosalind? Ask Ruth to come in would you? She’s just outside!” The Head settled herself in her chair with an air of satisfaction and watched as the Senior Mistress walked slowly into the room. “Come in, Ruth,” she said warmly, “sit down!” Miss Derwent did so with such an air of trepidation about her that the Head laughed, “Oh my dear!” she cried, “you look as though you feel I’m about to eat you!” “Rosalind told me that you’ve known for the last five days, Miss Annersley,” Miss Derwent said hesitantly, “and all that time we.. I have been treating you as …” “The Staff Baby,” finished Miss Annersley, “Yes, I know!” She watched as Miss Derwent flushed a dark red. “Ruth, I’ll say the same to you as I’ve just said to Rosalind, it was not your fault! To begin with everyone thought the new scenario was the real state of affairs, through a little luck we managed to discover otherwise, but to those of you who remained a part of the scenario it was the only reality.” Miss Annersley sat back in her chair. “Well, if you say so, Miss Annersley…” she stopped as the Head held up her hand, “Ruth, for as long as you’ve been Senior Mistress, you’ve called me Hilda when we were alone. Please don’t stop now!” Ruth Derwent smiled, “Thank you, Hilda, but it’s going to take a while for me to recover from this! And, oh my god, the hockey tournament!” she stared across at the Head. “Yes, Ruth,” Miss Annersley smiled, “your announcement nearly gave Miss Wilson and myself heart failure, and was the reason for Miss Wilson’s fight with Helen Cook and for this,” she pointed to the bruise covering the right half of her face. “Luckily we were able to arrange things with the Prefects.” There was a knock at the door and the Head Girl appeared, “Oh, sorry Miss Annersley, I’ll come back…” “That’s alright Alison, what’s your report?” “The shock worked throughout the School and St Mildred’s, Miss Annersley, all the teaching Staff and domestic personnel were converted. There were two Sixth Formers out walking who missed it - we’ve converted them. All of St Mildred’s were converted back.” she stopped and smiled at the Head, “Oh and Mrs Roper was in her cottage, we’d rigged up three loud speakers in there, she’s out cold!” Miss Annersley smiled, “Have you informed the students and domestic Staff?” “Yes, both here in the School and at St Mildred’s, it’s only the Staff that will need to be told,” the Head Girl grinned, “we thought you might enjoy doing that yourself, Miss Annersley!” “Yes, I believe I shall!” came the dry reply. “Thank you Alison, would you please arrange for Fruhstuck to be provided as normal, after that the School may have a free period due to a Staff meeting,” “Yes Miss Annersley,” Alison turned to go, then. “it’s good to see you back Miss Annersley!” she disappeared just after saying the last. Miss Annersley turned to the Senior Mistress who still seemed a little worried about something, “what is it, Ruth?” Miss Derwent hesitated, then, “I know it’s immaterial now,” she began, “but why Rosalind, why not me?” “To take over as Head?” Miss Annersley asked gently. “I’m not sure Ruth, it may be that EBD felt Rosalind was the better choice - although I’m sure she didn’t realise just how good she would be - I’m more inclined to think it was because of me though.” Miss Derwent looked across at the Head questioningly and she continued, “to be a junior English mistress, I needed to have a Senior English mistress, Ruth. You couldn’t be that if you were the Head!” “Perhaps you’re correct, Hilda,” Miss Derwent smiled and stood up, I’ll inform the Staff about what has happened if I may,” she began, “And we’ll have a Staff Meeting in first period this morning?” “Yes Ruth, please take Fruhstuck and Prayers, I’ll join you in the Staff Room for the meeting.” She watched the Senior Mistress leave then phoned down to the kitchen to speak to Karen, after any number of exclamations about what had happened she finally managed to leave an order for two breakfasts to be served in the Study. While waiting for Nell to arrive she quickly glanced through all the papers on her desk, finding that Rosalind Moore had been as meticulous in her paperwork as the Head herself. Placing some rough paper in the waste bin she suddenly recognised the scrawl on other papers in the bin already and retrieved them with a smile on her face. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by catherine on Oct 14th, 2003, 7:54pm Fab Lesley! Thanks for all the posts you've done today but .............................................................. MORE PLEASE! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by PatW on Oct 14th, 2003, 8:04pm No way will any of be satisfied stopping now. MORE PLEASE!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Oct 14th, 2003, 9:17pm Thank you Lesley, that should keep me going for an hour or so..........I'm not nagging of course. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Carolyn P on Oct 14th, 2003, 9:36pm Lesley, this is not a 'I want more' post. It is an I NEED more, soon please post. Thank-you. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Catherine_B on Oct 14th, 2003, 9:58pm THANK YOU LESLEY! and when you have time for more, it will be great |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 14th, 2003, 10:34pm I have a sorry tale to unfold. I managed to get online earlier, but IE wouldn't let me open ANY page! Grr. However, for some strange reason MSN was operating and I was talking to a fellow CS fan who has not (yet) signed up. She very kindly cut and paste this latest installment into Messenger for me. Thanks, Donna! ;D Why am I telling you this? So that Lesley realises the extremes to which I'm prepared to go to read this..... and the extremes to which we will ALL probably go if you dont post more soon! MORE VERY SOON!!!!! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 14th, 2003, 11:06pm *People seem anxious to read this - can't think why! Sorry, not Rosalind and Bill yet - felt this scene had to go in first!* Breakfast that morning for the two Heads was a cause for celebration, the Study door was locked and both Miss Annersley and Miss Wilson had logged on to the CBB for the first time in two weeks, they had also emailed Madge Russell and brought her up to date with events. Afterwards, once the computer was shut down, Hilda opened up the bar and they both had a small glass of wine to celebrate. “Julie nearly died of heart failure when that siren went off!” Miss Wilson related, “She was already in the Study when I appeared and was just asking me what I wanted when it started. I’ve never seen anyone move so fast, the loud speaker was at ear level just behind her - stuck on a picture! Anyway, I quickly explained things to her - I must say she took it very calmly overall - I think the fact that she had very little to do with us as the youngest two in the Staff Room probably helped.” The Head nodded, “Yes, St Mildred’s Staff didn’t get to see very much of either of us, so will not feel quite so shocked at events!” “And what about Rosalind?” Miss Wilson had a malicious look in her eye as she grinned over at her friend. “Rosalind was totally shocked, of course, as was Ruth Derwent, and as soon as she realised that it was you that she lectured last night she looked horrified!” Miss Annersley looked over at Miss Wilson, “Now, Nell you are not going to be too cruel to Rosalind about this, I forbid it!” “Yes, Hilda,” Miss Wilson’s voice was very demure and the Head looked over suspiciously, “I mean it Nell, she was acting in just exactly the way that you or I would have. If I had had a member of staff and a Prefect brawling on a hockey pitch, lines would have been a blessing!” “I’m aware of that Hilda, and if it had been a real incident then I would support it wholeheartedly,” she grinned across at her friend, “but it wasn’t and it was me! The memory of me having to write those lines will live with me forever, Hilda, and I fully intend that Rosalind suffers for it!” “Nell…” “Hilda I don’t care that you’re Headmistress, nothing you say is going to stop me causing Rosalind Moore at least as much anguish as I went thro…” she stopped as Miss Annersley held up a sheaf of papers, “w-w-what have you got there, Hilda?” “This Nell? Oh just some old papers I found in the bin this morning, they seem to be written in your handwriting Nell.” Miss Annersley’s voice was innocence itself but she was watching the St Mildred’s Head closely. “Give them to me please!” Miss Wilson’s voice was suddenly very quiet, “Oh, I don’t think so Nell,” the innocent voice of the Head continued, “I think they are extremely interesting!” Miss Annersley watched as Miss Wilson nonchalantly rose and walked around the front of the Head’s desk. “I should tell you, Nell, that before you arrived this morning, I placed all of these papers through the scanner and the record of you writing out lines more than one hundred times is stored away under my password.” she smiled sweetly at her friend, “just in case you were considering attempting to remove these papers from me by force!” Miss Wilson swallowed hard and went back to the window seat, “what do you intend to do with those papers, Hilda?” she asked quietly. “Well that depends on you, Nell, if you let Rosalind down reasonably gently then I may just forget all about them. However, if I hear that she has been made to suffer unmercifully well, there’s copying and distribution throughout the School, inclusion in the Chaletian, copying to the CBBer’s or even to Madge Russell!” The Head’s voice was quietly reasonable. Miss Wilson had been going steadily paler during this recital, “and what do you mean by reasonably gently, Hilda?” she asked quietly. Miss Annersley looked over at her friend, “One session, here in front of me, where you can make Rosalind feel something of what she put you through last night. But no lines, Nell and after this you tell her it’s forgiven!” Miss Wilson looked down at the floor for a moment, then, “no lines? And then you’ll give me those papers?” The Head nodded, “but they’ll still be on computer!” she reminded gently. “Oh alright then! But I’m seriously disappointed with you Hilda Annersley! I’ve always said you’re far too soft-hearted!” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Ray on Oct 14th, 2003, 11:10pm lmao That was hysterical. Very hysterical. Great way to round off my night :) Thanks, Lesley :) Ray *giggling and heading off to bed* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 14th, 2003, 11:13pm Good to know that Hilda Annersley isn't above a little gentle blackmail! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Oct 14th, 2003, 11:49pm I enjoyed that, but how does Hilda manage to be so fair and just all the time - I would be more like Bill. I'm glad she acheived her ends by slightly dubious means, at least she isn't too good. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 15th, 2003, 12:00am on 10/14/03 at 23:49:42, Esmeralda wrote:
Esmeralda Hilda hasn't gone to the Staff Room yet! Lesley |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Oct 15th, 2003, 12:18am on 10/15/03 at 00:00:18, Lesley wrote:
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 15th, 2003, 12:29am Oh, HOW I enjoyed that! ROFL. That was soooo funny. Lesley, PUh-lease post the next bit before noon tmw or I wont be able to read it until later in the afternoon! *still chuckling* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 15th, 2003, 3:42am MORE PLEASE LESLEY!! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 15th, 2003, 3:46am Vikki, what happened on your last post? You made my whole screen go weird! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 15th, 2003, 4:35am KB, I'm not sure what happened! Maybe I overdid the effects? My screen went all black at the bottom of this thread, I was kinda hoping it would sort itself out, but it doesn't seem inclined to! :-/ |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 15th, 2003, 4:39am Mine, too. Try modifying that earlier post. Maybe delete everything from it and see if that solves the problem. *wondering if Vikki has destroyed the board forever* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 15th, 2003, 4:56am Well, it seemed to work KB!! I deleted and then redid it all!! And the board seems to be back to normal! *relieved that she didn't break the board after all* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 15th, 2003, 5:05am Hurrah! *also glad Vikki didn't break the board* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 15th, 2003, 5:09am I was starting to get visions of lots of angry CBBers coming to get me for breaking the board, so I'm very relieved that I haven't!! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 15th, 2003, 5:14am *shudders at that nightmare image and offers Vikki a soothing cup of hot milk-substitute (aren't you one of those allergic to milk?) with something slipped into it* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 15th, 2003, 5:18am Thanks KB!! I'm not allergic to milk, but I don't like the taste of plain milk! I'll happily accept a mug of hot chocolate though!! ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 15th, 2003, 5:20am I don't know what Matey would say, but all right. *whips up a cup of hot chocolate with the obligatory 'something' mixed into it so that Vikki won't dream of hordes of angry CBBers* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 15th, 2003, 5:22am Thank you KB, although I hope it doesn't send me to sleep, since I have to be at work at 7o'clock!!! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 15th, 2003, 5:27am *in soothing tones* Not at all, dear. Just relax you a little... |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Rachael P on Oct 15th, 2003, 9:20am Brilliant, as always, Lesley but we definitely need more and we must be really close to the Nell/Rosalind exchange ... ;D HILDA RULES!! ;D Last few instalments have been hysterical ;D ;D ;D !! NB - the font size thing shows a number 2 in the brackets - if you increase that number, you increase the size of your font - above is a 10 |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 15th, 2003, 9:23am Rachael - but of course! What did you expect! ;D I'm just flitting in at present - Have 3 more reports that have to go out first - will be back to this hopefully by lunchtime. Which scene would you prefer next - Nell and Rosalind, or Hilda and the Staff Room? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Rachael P on Oct 15th, 2003, 9:29am :-/ Hmmmmmmmm...... :-/ I DON'T MIND AT ALL .... PROVIDED YOU POST THEM CONSECUTIVELY!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Rachael P on Oct 15th, 2003, 12:08pm Ahem, Lesley!! Just drawing it to your attention that it's: a) lunchtime b) about 3 hours since you posted here and that's at least one hour per report which seems mighty generous to me ... so please can we have more story now? *feeling neglected :(* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Catherine_B on Oct 15th, 2003, 12:50pm nell and rosalind - PLEASE!!!!! i've been laughing out loud like a crazy thing every time i think about the scene, for the last two days!! i really need some light relief today! thank you! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 15th, 2003, 1:20pm *Good grief Rachael - you're such a nag! ;D Sorry not Nell and Rosalind yet - this scene elbowed its way in front!* Once breakfast was over the Heads prepared for the Staff Meeting, once the bell for first period sounded they both walked slowly over to the Staff Room. There had been a very low murmur of subdued voices as the pair reached the room, however this died away to absolute silence as they entered. In addition, without exception, the Staff all rose to their feet to greet their Head. Miss Annersley looked around the Staff room, noting the desk closest to the door in particular - it still had some of the essays she had been marking the night before upon it. Her gaze also swept around all the Staff, none of whom seemed able to meet her eyes. Those blue-grey eyes were glittering now. She and Miss Wilson took their seats, as they did Miss Annersley spoke, “Miss Derwent, Miss Moore would you both sit down please?” The two named did so, everyone immediately noticing that she had said nothing about the rest of the Staff so they all remained upright. The Head looked around at her Staff, “Who is the youngest member of Staff?” her low voice asked pleasantly. There was a silence for a moment then, “that would be me… I mean, I am, Miss Annersley!” the nervous voice came from near the back of the room and it was some moments before Hilda Annersley could make out the owner of the voice. “Ah, Miss King, please come to the front where I can see you.” Marion King stepped forward, blushing slightly. Miss Annersley continued, “how old are you Miss King?” “I’m 23 years old, Miss Annersley,” the reply was very quiet. The two Head’s exchanged amused glances, then, “And for the past two weeks how old did you think you were?” “I thought I was 26 years old,” Again that quick glance between the two Heads before Miss Annersley continued, “well Miss King, please sit down,” Marion King did so in confusion, looking around at the rest of the Staff still standing. Miss Annersley sat back in her chair and glanced over at her friend, “Miss Wilson, would you care for a cup of coffee?” she asked, Miss Wilson smiled, “Yes, Miss Annersley, I believe I would,” Miss Annersley looked out at the silent Staff, “I’m sure someone here will make it,” she said, “remain where you are Miss King,” she ordered as Marion King had made to rise. The rest of the Staff looked at one another before Kathie Ferrars, standing closest to the kettle, went to make the two Heads' coffee. Miss Annersley continued, “I believe it is rather stuffy in here, at present, could someone open a window?” Miss Dene opened a window and was immediately asked to sit down, when Miss Ferrars appeared with the coffee she was also told to sit. The game continued, with both Miss Annersley and Miss Wilson thinking up more and more ridiculous requests! On successfully completing the request each member of staff was asked to sit, all the while being in absolute silence apart from the voices of the two Heads. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 15th, 2003, 1:23pm *Next part - wouldn't let me post all at once!* Finally, when the last of the Staff were seated Miss Annersley addressed them all, “I sincerely hope I have made a point here ladies,” she began quietly, “I am well aware that for the last two weeks you genuinely considered that I was the youngest member of Staff, you were not aware that five days ago I regained my original personality. That does not detract from the fact that your expectations of what it means to be ’Staff Baby’ are both cruel and demeaning. Exactly how does having to respond to a request every few minutes help a new member of staff settle into their post? And what benefit is there in allowing the most junior of you absolutely no time to call their own?” The Head took a breath before continuing, “I except Miss Moore and Miss Derwent only because in this latest scenario they neither of them were in the staff room on many occasions, however they both have some guilt as they have obviously been aware of the situation in the past. Miss Derwent, as Senior Mistress you should most definitely have been aware of the practice and have stopped it. However you do not hold full guilt as I myself should have been aware of this bullying long ago.” At the low murmur that began at the word the Head nodded, “Yes, I meant bullying, there are far more subtle ways to be a bully than just physical or verbal abuse, your treatment of the ‘Staff Baby’ is one of them. Now, I do not consider it unreasonable to expect the youngest to be responsible for making the coffee, or answering the door or even tidying up at the end of the evening, I do however insist that continually interrupting your colleague with nonsensical requests that you can perfectly well do yourself must stop. If I hear that this type of behaviour has recommenced I will immediately promote Miss King to the post of Senior Mistress. You have been warned, ladies! The rest of the Staff Meeting was rather subdued although the Head had obviously regained her sense of humour. By the end of the meeting the rest of the Staff were just started to relax and smile. On the way back to the Head’s Study Miss Wilson turned to her friend, “Well I think you’re a fine one to talk, Hilda! Stopping me from confronting Rosalind Moore as I wanted when you’ve just managed to reduce most of the Staff to worms. What’s the difference between what you just did to them, and what I wanted to do to Rosalind?” “There’s a fundamental difference Nell,” the Head turned to look at her friend with smiling eyes, “no-one was blackmailing me!” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 15th, 2003, 1:40pm Lesley, that was fantastic! I LOVE Hilda's last line! Poor Nell! Now for more... Is anyone else having trouble with this site being very slow/ grinding their computer to a halt? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Rachael P on Oct 15th, 2003, 1:45pm Marvellous, Lesley - thank you! ;D Love the way Hilda has handled the picking on Staff Baby, even if she has been rather naughty about it! Right then, ... no more prevaricating, postponing and procrastinating ... time for the Nell and Rosalind showdown *hoping Nell gets away with just a little bit more, blackmail or not!* And as for nagging ... :o .... I take great exception to your comment! :P :P :P I haven't once commented on the fact that I've seen no progress on Headmistress for more than a fortnight! Hmmph - I'm the very definition of patience and restraint!! ;) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Ray on Oct 15th, 2003, 2:05pm More hysterical stuff :) Really good job, Lesley; looking forward to seeing Nell and Rosalind *grins* Lisa: No, you're not alone, though I usually tend to find it's slow while I'm at work, and OK when I'm at home. Ray *prepared to nag if necessary* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 15th, 2003, 2:08pm ROFL at the thought of Rachael being the 'definition of patience and restraint' about ANYTHING. Hey, how come you get to see Headmistress (and this too, I remember!!) when they rest of us don't? *stalks off in annoyance to do some work :-X* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 15th, 2003, 2:14pm on 10/15/03 at 13:45:35, Rachael P wrote:
Now I wonder why Rachael! You're going to have to wait I'm afraid - have to go out - when I'm back I promise you'll get Nell and Rosalind (NB. Rosalind's already gone white and Nell hasn't even warmed up yet!) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Rachael P on Oct 15th, 2003, 2:44pm *sitting decorously but expectantly, hands in lap and lips firmly zipped :-X ... ignoring Lisa_T's highly offensive comments :)* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by PatW on Oct 15th, 2003, 2:58pm Be careful, I would hate you to strain yourself too much!! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Rachael P on Oct 15th, 2003, 3:22pm *gagging sounds escaping from behind clenched teeth and steam hissing from ears ... eyes popping .... willing Lesley to come back SOON ..........* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by PatW on Oct 15th, 2003, 3:31pm I don't know about over straining - imminent explosion sounds more like it!! ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Chloe on Oct 15th, 2003, 3:39pm Thanks this cheered me up after the morning/early afternoon i've had, i hope you plan to post me soon :) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by edith on Oct 15th, 2003, 3:47pm Yay! Im loving this Lesley! :) Go Miss Annersley for dealing with the staff baby problem! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 15th, 2003, 4:16pm *Hello all! Missed me? Next installment!* Back in the Head’s Study, Miss Annersley turned to Miss Wilson, “are you free at the moment, Nell?” Miss Wilson nodded and watched as the Head spoke into the intercom on her desk. “Rosalie, could you please ask Miss Moore to come and see me?” Once she had finished speaking Miss Annersley rose and waved Miss Wilson to her chair, “I think, for this Nell, you need to have centre stage,” Miss Wilson smiled and sat in the Head’s chair, Miss Annersley settled herself in the window seat. A few minutes later there was a knock at the door and Miss Moore appeared. She looked over confusedly at Miss Annersley who merely smiled and said, “someone wishes to speak to you, Rosalind,” while indicating the desk. Miss Moore looked across at the desk and, on seeing Miss Wilson sat there, immediately paled! Miss Wilson smiled over at the Geography Head, “Do come in, Miss Moore, stand there,” she pointed to a spot in front of the desk, the exact spot upon which she herself had stood the night before. Miss Moore walked up to the place as directed. “Miss Wilson, I’m really sorry for what I said,” Miss Moore began, “but I had no idea it was you, I mean I had no idea that we were all in a false scenario, I would never have said those things had I known!” “What things, Miss Moore? Oh you mean your opinion that I’d never be a Headmistress, or the one about having neither intelligence nor common sense, or considering that the only thing I was qualified for was being inside a wrestling ring? Is that what you meant, Miss Moore?” Miss Wilson’s voice was deceptively soft as she made these comments. Miss Moore looked rather green as a list of the insults she had used the night before came back to haunt her! She nodded slightly. “Sorry Miss Moore, don’t think I quite heard that,” “Yes, those were the things I meant,” she said softly. “And your opinion of me is quite different now is it?” the deceptively soft voice continued. “Yes, Miss Wilson,” “Well I’m pleased to hear that Miss Moore because I have some news for you, as you know I have qualifications in both Science and Geography and, your opinion last night notwithstanding, those qualifications are somewhat better than your own. I have already resumed the role of Science Mistress for both St Mildred’s and the School and I intend to do the same for Geography. That does somewhat diminish your role I know, but I’m sure you can see the justification in this action.” Miss Moore looked appealingly toward Miss Annersley who did not appear to notice and continued to stare into space. She looked back at Miss Wilson, “whatever you say, Miss Wilson,” she murmured, her head down at seeing her seniority disappear. Miss Annersley looked across at Miss Wilson questioningly and received a wink in return. Miss Wilson continued, “Oh and as I think Kathie Ferrars did such a good job as Geography Head during the last two weeks, I’d like to make her my deputy.” At this Miss Moore could be seen biting the inside of her lip as two spots of anger flamed on her cheeks! “If that’s alright with you, Miss Moore?” Miss Wilson continued. She watched as Rosalind Moore clenched both fists while somehow forcing out the words, “that’s fine, Miss Wilson!” “Excellent, then there’s nothing more to be said! You may go now Miss Moore.” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 15th, 2003, 4:18pm *And next - too long!* The mistress turned to leave as she reached the door however she was stopped by Miss Wilson’s voice, considerably gentler this time, “Rosalind,” Miss Moore turned back to see the Head of St Mildred’s smiling at her, “Rosalind, I haven’t quite finished, sit down,” The mistress walked back to the desk and sat, she looked questioningly at Miss Wilson, “don’t panic woman,” Miss Wilson began, “I’m not displacing you as Geography Head, nor am I promoting Kathie Ferrars above you,” she smiled, “I have enough to do, and anyway you do a fantastic job!” “I don’t understand,” Miss Moore was looking confused and Miss Annersley was almost as bad! “Rosalind, I don’t think, even at my best I could beat your performance last night,” Miss Wilson smiled, “so I decided not to even try. Especially as that’s exactly what everyone was expecting me to do! Apart from anything else, you really did think you were acting in everyone’s best interests last night,” she smiled across at the Geography Head who smiled slightly back. “So, as I’ve been prevented from forcing you to write out lines,” this with a rueful glance at the Head, “I thought I’d just reduce you to exactly the same state I was in, namely angry, incoherent, mad and about ready to explode! Did it work?” Rosalind Moore took a deep breath before replying shakily, “Oh yes, plus my opinion of you was somewhat less than complimentary!” she smiled. Miss Annersley’s voice cut across, “oh, we definitely had that too, my dear, last night!” Miss Wilson flashed a grin at her friend before continuing, “Rosalind, I feel I’ve repaid you for last night, I would very much like us to be friends now,” she smiled. “I’d like that too, Miss Wils…” she stopped as Miss Wilson held up her hand. “My name is Nell,” she said firmly. Miss Moore nodded, “I’d like that too, Nell,” she said returning a smile. “One other thing Rosalind,” Miss Wilson continued, “I happen to agree with Miss Annersley that I think you did a good job as Head, you should definitely consider applying for Headmistress posts in the future!” Miss Moore smiled at both Miss Wilson and Miss Annersley before leaving the Study. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Rachael P on Oct 15th, 2003, 4:47pm PHEWWW!!! *expires air and takes deep breath to make up for the suspense of the afternoon* *glowers at Pat W* See, I didn't explode!! :P Brilliant, Lesley and I don't believe for one second that the board cut your posting at that exact point! You wanted us to think that Miss Wilson had gone too far when in fact she was jsut making Miss Moore feel the same way as she had!! Really good - thank you! I feel very, very sympathetic towards Rosalind *slightly worried that the CS might lose some senior staff as they all apply to be Heads elsewhere!!* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 15th, 2003, 5:02pm Can't understand why you'd think that Rachael ;D Just be thankful I didn't make you wait until tomorrow for the second half of that post! ;) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by PatW on Oct 15th, 2003, 5:09pm You're not that sadistic, though, are you? ;D ;D ;D :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Carolyn P on Oct 15th, 2003, 5:18pm Way to go Hilda. ;D I loved these last few scenes, brought a smile to my face. Thanks a lot, now, what next????? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Rachael P on Oct 15th, 2003, 5:23pm *vows to take some tips from deep sea divers* *takes deepest breath ever ... and hopes it last 'til morning as it's time to log off!* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 15th, 2003, 5:29pm LOL! That was lovely. More!!! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by LauraT on Oct 15th, 2003, 5:59pm on 10/14/03 at 19:10:32, Esmeralda wrote:
Thank you!! :-[ |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 15th, 2003, 6:15pm *Reminds Lesley that it has been a while since she posted* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Sugarplum on Oct 15th, 2003, 7:41pm ;D ;D ;D MORRRRRRREEEEE I love this thread ...... plz keep on writing it! |
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Title: Miss Annersley Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 15th, 2003, 9:01pm *Next installment* Miss Annersley turned to her friend, “Nell, that was really nasty and cruel, the poor girl really did think she had been made the most junior member of the Geography team!” Miss Wilson smiled, “Yes, I know,” she said complacently, “did it fulfil your conditions?” “On the desk to your left,” Miss Annersley said, “beneath the large file,” Miss Wilson retrieved the evidence of her lines with some satisfaction, she looked over at the Head, “I don’t suppose there’s any question of you deleting those records?” “None whatsoever!” Miss Annersley returned firmly, they both looked up in some surprise as the door to the study was suddenly thrown back and the author walked in. “Why hello, Mrs Roper, we haven’t seen you for some time, have we Hilda?” this from Miss Wilson. “No Nell, I must admit I’d totally forgotten about our journalist friend,” Miss Annersley’s voice was calm and even, she watched the author as she came into the room. EBD looked at the two Heads in some confusion until Miss Annersley’s soft voice intervened, “no, Elinor, we haven’t swapped roles, Nell was merely using my desk for something!” The author turned to Miss Annersley, “you’ve reverted to your original characters then have you?” she asked. “We have, Elinor,” Miss Annersley nodded, “I must admit to far preferring them to the ones mapped out by you,” “We’re not the only ones, Elinor,” this from Miss Wilson, “everyone has returned to normal, although I’ll admit it was a definite shock for some,” Both women stiffened in pain, “let us not forget to whom you are speaking Hilda and Nell,” the author whispered, “you may have reversed this plan, but I will just make another. Did you enjoy acting so much younger? I wonder, had you both played in all of that tournament, if you would have survived?” “Was that your plan then Elinor? Make us kill ourselves by thinking we were 30 years younger?” Miss Annersley’s voice was steady despite the pain, “We’d forgotten that the journalist was shadowing Ruth at the time, Hilda,” Miss Wilson’s voice also was calm, “I’ll bet she had the original idea!” “It will not work Elinor, our original characters are too strong, you cannot erase them, and if you try this again we will escape it just as easily,” Miss Annersley looked across at the author. EBD looked round at them both angrily before leaving the room, both women were suddenly pain free. “Well that’s one thing I didn’t miss of our old life, Hilda,” Nell Wilson said ruefully, Miss Annersley nodded, a little preoccupied, “what is it?” Miss Wilson asked. “Something strange, Nell,” Miss Annersley said slowly, “first, if she wants us dead why not just kill us? And second, did it seem to you that she wasn’t putting so much effort into causing us pain? It seemed to me that the intensity was far less, as though her powers were weakening.” Miss Wilson looked across at her friend, “now you mention it, it didn’t seem quite as bad as when she killed me for real!” “That’s it, Nell,” Miss Annersley’s voice was suddenly excited, “when you died, she didn’t mean it, the reason your heart stopped was because of too much strain - but I’m sure it wasn’t her intention - from what I can remember she sounded surprised that it happened. Oh, she was pleased, but it was unexpected, nonetheless.” “Yes, well it was hardly expected from my end either!” Miss Wilson began, she stopped, “you know, it does seem like a lot of trouble to go to - if she just wants us dead, I mean, she’s killed off major characters in her stories before, hasn’t she?” Miss Annersley shook her head, “I don’t know, Nell, I think I’ll email the CBB, find out what they think,” she stopped suddenly and stood up, “enough of this, Nell, I’m sure you have things to do over at St Mildred’s, and I want my chair back!” “Alright, I’m going!” Miss Wilson smiled, “We are continuing civil disobedience then?” “For now, Nell, I’ll see what else the Board has to suggest later!” … The following morning, very early, just as the false dawn was starting to creep across the sky, Miss Wilson, Head of St Mildred’s, let herself out of the front door in preparation for her early morning walk. As she did a shadow detached itself from the wall and went up to her, “Well it’s about time, Nell, I thought you were never coming,” Miss Annersley smiled across at her friend. “Would you care for some company?” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by LauraT on Oct 15th, 2003, 9:12pm More please! Testing, testing - but did it work?! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Carolyn P on Oct 15th, 2003, 9:33pm Well, your text effects may have, although not knowing what effects you were aiming for I can't say. As for whether it will get Lesley to post more............we will just have to wait and see. Aargghhhhhh, it is so difficult being patient. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 15th, 2003, 9:51pm Carolyn, what is that strange concept you mentioned? Patience? I've not come across that one before!! ;) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Carolyn P on Oct 15th, 2003, 9:56pm on 10/15/03 at 21:51:58, Vikki wrote:
I'm told patience is a game with cards. We have quite a few versions on the computer, I particulary like spider patience and Free Cell at the moment. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 15th, 2003, 10:08pm I've heard of the card game, but I think there may be another meaning to the word. I'm not sure what it is though! Vikki *tongue firmly in cheek!* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Kat on Oct 15th, 2003, 10:15pm *screams - ''MORE!!!!!'' Please? ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 15th, 2003, 10:18pm *Stuffs her fingers in her ears to muffle Kat's screaming!!* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 15th, 2003, 10:20pm Sorry to have to tell you this but my plot bunny has gone on a short walking holiday! We'll be leaving Hilda and Nell for a while - we've spent far too long there! As yet I've no idea what the next step will be - although I do, now, have an inkling to how some more can escape! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 15th, 2003, 10:22pm *chases after Lesley's plot bunny to drag him back* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by catherine on Oct 15th, 2003, 10:30pm Lesley - get that plot bunny back and post some more pronto! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 15th, 2003, 10:57pm on 10/15/03 at 22:08:47, Vikki wrote:
I offer this for your perusal: http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=patience Most particularly this section: The state or quality of being patient; the power of suffering with fortitude; uncomplaining endurance of evils or wrongs, as toil, pain, poverty, insult, oppression, calamity, etc. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 15th, 2003, 11:07pm Thanks KB! I knew it had some obscure and unfamiliar meaning!! ;) ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 15th, 2003, 11:11pm Always happy to help! ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Oct 16th, 2003, 1:02am *SCREAMS So I'm sitting there, feeling smug because I can read it all in one go and you go and leave it there! MORE PLEASE |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 16th, 2003, 1:06am Esmeralda - what's wrong with where I left it? There's no cliff hanger or anything! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 16th, 2003, 1:06am *takes some painkillers for the headache Esmeralda has just caused by her screams!!* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 16th, 2003, 1:14am *peers over the edge of what Lesley thinks is not a cliff, before being run over by a (collective noun) of lemmings* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Oct 16th, 2003, 1:16am Sorry Vikki - perhaps your head might feel better if you laid it on a pillow! Lesley - there is definitely something going on - a figure stepped out of the shadows? Don't tell me that doesn't mean anything. Oh, and while I'm thinking about it - Hilda was magnificent in the staff room but she was still fair & just. BTW Am I seeing double or are there now two of these? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 16th, 2003, 1:20am Esmeralda - the figure was Hilda! She was waiting outside and was leaning against the wall! Sorry if Hilda was still too just/fair - but that's how I see her! BTW - yes there does seem to be two RealCS threads now - and I think Vikki's New Family has disappeared! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Oct 16th, 2003, 1:37am Yes - but is she the 'real' Hilda, or has EBD done something else to her? And don't apologise for her character - I think she's lovely. *Sympathy to Vikki |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 16th, 2003, 1:42am *agrees that both Hilda and Nell are wonderfully drawn in this story* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 16th, 2003, 1:47am KB - thank you, I'm flattered. EVERYONE - just before the siren post, Nell mentioned that she would miss Hilda's company on her early morning walks - so I thought i'd end the last post with Hilda joining her - nothing sinister I promise. (And yes I'm aware that none of you trust me but on this occasion I'm innocent!) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 16th, 2003, 1:50am No, we don't trust you. How can we possibly? And don't go getting all hurt about it. It's a fact of life. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 16th, 2003, 2:14am *raises hand* Please, Lesley, I believe you- this time, at any rate. I saw Ezackly where you were going with that and I had a lovely 'awwwwwwwwwwww' to myself after reading your last post. Ignore the rest of those cynics! ;) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 16th, 2003, 2:20am Oh, you're just sucking up for more story, aren't you, Lisa? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Oct 16th, 2003, 2:21am Cynical? No. Just led astray too many times before ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 16th, 2003, 2:32am *deeply hurt* Never! That's the truth! *mind you a little sucking up never goes astray, now does it? Especially on this one!* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 16th, 2003, 2:35am *lol* No, probably not! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 16th, 2003, 3:09am Lisa - thank you - that's exactly what i was aiming for on that last post! Just thought it was another way of bringing those two together! Everyone else - :P When we next return to Hilda et al you'll see I was telling the truth! BTW - Happy Birthday to me! - 3 hours into it now! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Oct 16th, 2003, 3:27am Happy Birthday Lesley - enjoy it, you deserve to after all the work you've put into this. *Sends virtual birthday cake. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 16th, 2003, 3:29am Oh, goodness, and my calender even reminded me and I still forgot to mention it! :) :) HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LESLEY!!! :) :) (Sorry for forgetting!) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by mohini on Oct 16th, 2003, 9:24am Happy birthday. Eat lots of cake and get lots of presents and get inspiration to write fast and soon |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Rachael P on Oct 16th, 2003, 9:34am ;D HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LESLEY!! ;D Hope you get lots of nice pressies and a whole bundle of inspiration! Mind you feed your plot bunnies some of that cake! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Kat on Oct 16th, 2003, 10:27am on 10/15/03 at 22:18:23, Vikki wrote:
Sorry Vikki! :-[ ;D HAPPY BIRTHDAY LESLEY!!!! Hope you have a great day, and really enjoy yourself - you definitely deserve it! *Sends virtual cake, present and party streamers!* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 16th, 2003, 11:46am HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! but more soon please? ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Cumbrian_Rachel on Oct 16th, 2003, 4:12pm HAPPY BIRTHDAY LESLEY PS Anychance of some more soon? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Julie on Oct 16th, 2003, 7:06pm Happy Birthday Lesley |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Catherine_B on Oct 16th, 2003, 8:28pm Happy Birthday To You Happy Birthday To You Happy Birthday Dear Lesley Happy Birthday To You! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by austriaamy on Oct 16th, 2003, 9:38pm HAPPY BIRTHDAY! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by PatW on Oct 16th, 2003, 10:08pm Happy Birthday, Lesley. ;D ;D Help us to celebrate with you by giving us some more :) :-* :-* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 16th, 2003, 10:18pm *starting to wonder if all these fancy effects are responsible for slowing my pc down so much when im on this site* *agreeing with Pat* *Lesley, there's only one and a half hours left of your birthday. I hope you had a wonderful day and got lots of cake and pressies ............................but couldn't you give us just a liddle bit more? Preferably Hilda and Co! ;D* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Carolyn P on Oct 16th, 2003, 10:35pm ;D ;D Happy Birthday, Lesley. Enjoy Yourself! :-* :-* I have always found this site incredibly slow, even before we all started using the text effects. If it was any other site I'd probably give up, but strangely enough I haven't even considered that!!! ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by catherine on Oct 16th, 2003, 10:42pm HAPPY BIRTHDAY LESLEY! Now please post some more story - pretty please! Are the timings wrong on the other thread of this? Only according to the box on the cookies and drabbles page, I was the last person to post on it at 1.06am this morning! I was asleep by then! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 16th, 2003, 11:21pm Happy Birthday Lesley!! (Phew, just made it, there's still half an hour left of Lesley's birthday!! ;D ;D) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 16th, 2003, 11:28pm *Many thanks to everyone for the birthday wishes - I have had a good day - eaten too much, drunk too much and generally done everything I shouldn't in the hope that my actual age will disappear! I wasn't intending to post today but - for Lisa as she asked so nicely - and also because I felt you needed a little (genuine) cliff hanger this time! This will be the last with Hilda and co for a little while as both Melbourne and the CBBer's have been seriously neglected - don't worry though - we'll be returning there soon!* A few mornings later, the two Heads were out walking once more when they were joined by Carol Leigh. “Good morning Carol, is everything alright with Jane and yourself?” Miss Annersley smiled across at the Sixth Former, “Good morning Miss Annersley, Miss Wilson, everything is fine, Matron is even starting to be a little more civil! I wanted to see you, though, because we’ve discovered something mysterious that I think you need to see. If you come with me now, I’ll show you.” The two Head’s exchanged an amused look before Miss Annersley replied, “ah, Carol, the last time one of the Prefects said that to us we ended up being abducted! I think you may need to explain a little more first!” she smiled. Carol grinned, “understood, Miss Annersley, it’s that the view, from where we were holding Matron originally, has changed.” “What do you mean, changed?” this from Miss Wilson. “Well, one of the mountains is missing,” explained Carol, “the Jungfrau!” “The Jungfrau!!” The exclamation came from both women at the same time. Miss Annersley shook her head, “you must be mistaken Carol, we passed Freudesheim this morning and could see the Jungfrau in all her glory!” “Yes, Miss Annersley, I know,” replied the Prefect patiently, “but in a certain spot, near the edge of the Gornetz Platz, the Jungfrau disappears!” Miss Wilson turned to her friend, “Hilda, we need to see this!” she said. The Head nodded, “agreed Nell, very well Carol, lead us to this spot!” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 16th, 2003, 11:36pm :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by catherine on Oct 16th, 2003, 11:37pm Intrigued now! You can't leave it there! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 17th, 2003, 2:12am Actually, she can and she clearly has! ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 17th, 2003, 2:15am I suppose we'll have to let her off, since it was her birthday!! ::) ::) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 17th, 2003, 2:21am :o :o Why on earth would you want to do that? :o :o |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 17th, 2003, 2:39am Well, I thought if I was nice, Lesley might let me be in her drabble again!! ;) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by edith on Oct 17th, 2003, 8:52am Happy birthday for yesterday Lesley-I couldn't log on yesterday! Can we have some more please and if you need someone to infiltrate the school can I do it, I've got my own lap top and everything. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Rachael P on Oct 17th, 2003, 8:59am *crossing fingers (and toes, hands, arms, legs and anyhting else crossable) and fervently hoping that nice Lesley will post again before the afternoon* ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by xanthe on Oct 17th, 2003, 9:28am *looks totally mortified at not having realised yesterday was Lesley's birthday* belated birthday wishes :-* and I really shouldn't be on here, but never mind... |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by edith on Oct 17th, 2003, 9:56am Me too, I'm supposed to be trying to do my history homework, but i'm stuck AGAIN! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Carolyn P on Oct 17th, 2003, 10:26am on 10/17/03 at 09:56:52, edith wrote:
What are you stuck with? Can our collective brains point you in the right direction? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 17th, 2003, 12:19pm This is a test. Sorry to everyone expecting more story - the last post from Carolyn didn't translate so am just checking! Whoops - now it suddenly has appeared - very weird things happening on this board today! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by PatW on Oct 17th, 2003, 12:25pm This seems to have cloned AGAIN!!! ??? :o :o |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 17th, 2003, 6:08pm *Next installment* Melbourne - An Extraordinary Meeting, “Well come in all of you, we’ve got the function room upstairs to ourselves,” Vikki smiled around at the others. “How on Earth did you manage to afford this, Vikki?” Pat asked, looking round at the plush function room with refreshments laid on. “Oh she’s on very good terms with Jack Maynard!” this from Katherine (KB), she stared around at all the questioning eyes, “no, not what you’re thinking!” - she explained the scene in the Board Meeting and the other CBBer’s collapsed laughing. “Oh, I wish I’d thought of that when I was writing Tension!” Esmeralda was almost crying with laughter, “I think you included enough in your drabble, Esmeralda, I still can’t believe you killed off Bill!” Carolyn put in. The atmosphere changed suddenly as they all considered those still trapped in the world of the Chalet School. “Yes, well it doesn’t seem quite so funny now we’ve had the chance to speak to these people, and some of us have even met them,” Jennie’s voice was quiet. Lisa nodded, “especially as some of them are still in danger. There’s been a gap again you’ve noticed - no contact for a while - last time was that paint ball contest Kathie Ferrars was fixing - since then nothing, that was a week ago. Rachel looked around, “perhaps they’ll be back in contact soon - after all they did last time,” she took a deep breath, “OK is someone going to say why we’re meeting?” Carolyn stood up, “it was my idea,” she said, “something that came to me after I saw Madge Russell the other day,” “I thought that was to try and explain why you’d killed her off in your drabble!” Vikki laughed. “Well it was, although she was actually quite flattered - said I’d written some nice things about her - but it was something she said that got me thinking. She said that the Real Chalet School was a mixture of the Old and the New, and did I know of any ideas for bringing the two together?” The group sat in silence for a while, thinking… |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Carolyn P on Oct 17th, 2003, 6:31pm Oh, I'm in it again *beaming at last after all the trauma this board has given me today* Thanks Lesley. More please? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 17th, 2003, 9:28pm on 10/17/03 at 12:25:15, PatW wrote:
You see, Lesley, this is so popular that even the BOARD wants more and if you don't post often enough, it feel that the only solution is to clone the thread. *g* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 17th, 2003, 9:37pm *beams happily and thanks Lesley for including her in the drabble* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 17th, 2003, 9:41pm on 10/17/03 at 21:28:59, KB wrote:
LOL! The only problem is KB with 50,000+ words plus all the comments each - too many clones will take up all Liss' web space! (BTW Am writing - just had a break to finish a chapter of Headmistress - and it's really hard to revert to serious Hilda!) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 17th, 2003, 9:42pm *g* Well, it was only a suggestion! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 17th, 2003, 9:51pm LOL. I know what you mean, Lesley. Although it's easier for me since there aren't really that many similarities between Hilda in Tara and Hilda in Serious Attempt..so i can sort of keep them separate! ;D But more soon please? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 17th, 2003, 10:53pm *wants more too please!* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Oct 18th, 2003, 2:17am Thank you Lesley, I love this story, and thank you for giving me another speaking part. More soon please BTW How far in the future is this set? I'm intrigued to see that I've finished writing Teensions, or did I just abandon it when I went to Australia? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 18th, 2003, 5:55am on 10/18/03 at 02:17:07, Esmeralda wrote:
Perhaps it was just wishful thinking on Lesley's part as she wants to know the ending...? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Oct 18th, 2003, 11:04am I was hoping that she may have read the completed article and could tell me how it ended! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 18th, 2003, 11:11am *lol* I'm sure if there were any shocking twists (:o) she would let you know. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 18th, 2003, 11:11am on 10/18/03 at 11:04:46, Esmeralda wrote:
LOL! Sorry Esmeralda - hadn't thought of that - I think I'd just considered that we would all have stopped writing while the characters were still in danger. *Heyyy! Plot bunny is back from walking holiday refreshed and raring to go - in fact he's brought a little friend with him - someone who wears a pink bow - no idea what that may mean! On with the story!* Madge Russell, Headmistress of the Real Chalet School and Chairman of the Board of Directors, was feeling bored. She had decided to remain at the School this weekend, staying in the guest suite, rather than travel home. Her husband Jem was going to be away for the weekend with Jack Maynard - they were attending a prestigious golf tournament and hoped to engage a golf pro. Madge suspected that they may also be playing a few rounds themselves! Her sister Joey, along with Hilary Graves and Biddy Courvoisier had taken the entire Junior School and Kindergarten to a local theme park for the weekend. Jeanne de Lachenais and Nancy Wilmot had gone to Sydney for the weekend with Clare and the only Staff around were Kathryn, Peggy and Sharlie. Madge didn’t think the latter two would welcome her company as they were still grounded, and in any case all three of them were currently watching a rugby match between Australia and England - judging by the Australian oaths coming from the Staff room the match was going well for England! However as Madge had no interest in the sport she did not wish to join them. She wandered over the School, there had been hundreds of applications to join, many, she knew, from the CBB - daughters or even grand daughters of the Board members - although occasionally from Board members themselves - she could remember edith, Chloe and LauraT - all of whom would be joining the Real Chalet School for the next term. She stopped suddenly, she had no idea how the School year was arranged in Australia - it would obviously be different - they wouldn’t have the longest holiday during their winter, “I’ll speak to Katherine about it tomorrow,” she thought, A sudden noise disturbed her thoughts and she looked around, seeing she was in one of the classrooms directly beneath the Fourth Form dormitories, the noise was coming from directly above. She smiled and went to investigate. The dormitories were all in darkness when she arrived, and, listening closely, she could hear the gentle snores from one or two girls. However, Madge had not been Headmistress of the Chalet School under false pretences! She switched on the light and was impressed that one or two girls managed to fake being surprised - most did not. Although there was evidence of a swift attempt at tidying up, there was evidence of food and drink on the floor - indeed, as she watched, a Coke bottle rolled out from under a bed. She smiled slightly, the ritual of midnight feasts at boarding school was something that had never really caught on at the Chalet School - chiefly due to all the rumours following one of the first attempts - but Madge didn’t really consider it to be that harmful - after all these girls did not have a weak digestion, far from it - if she considered the junk food they could consume - and it was Saturday night, with a lie in tomorrow. Madge turned to the dormitory head, Evadne van Alden, “Evadne, I cannot approve of you girls holding a feast here in the dormitory,” The girl looked disappointed, “No, Madame, we’ll clear it up,” “Do that, Evadne,” Madge smiled, “then get dressed all of you and bring the food down to the Hall, I think it’s about time we tried out the new sound system that's been installed, don’t you?” The girl looked dumbfounded for a minute, then her face split into a wide grin. Madge left the dormitory to prepare the Hall, then returned suddenly remembering ,”Oh, and bring your CD’s - I’d like to hear the latest music - I must admit to being intensely curious about Marshall Mathers!” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 18th, 2003, 11:19am Sorry, board keeps wanting to duplicate this post - if I try to remove this it removes both - I'll try just modifying it! Hey it worked! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 18th, 2003, 11:21am Oh, Lesley, that's sensational! Go, Madame! And I think the board's having a bad day. I could only see your posts at first by hitting the reply button and waiting for it to load on the reply page. Everyone hang on to your stories! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Oct 18th, 2003, 11:37am on 10/18/03 at 11:21:30, KB wrote:
*Rapturously welcomes back Lesley's plot bunny. I can't wait to see Madge's reaction when she listens to the CDs! I couldn't see Lesley's posts either , but maybe I looked at the same time they were being removed. I don't know if it's anything to do with the sheer length of this thread, but for some reason it always takes ages to post a reply. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by austriaamy on Oct 18th, 2003, 2:10pm on 10/18/03 at 11:11:27, Lesley wrote:
Oh, can i apply to join? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 18th, 2003, 3:48pm Yes, if within the correct age bracket - how old are you? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by LauraT on Oct 18th, 2003, 4:42pm Aaah, thanks Lesley! ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by austriaamy on Oct 18th, 2003, 6:55pm on 10/18/03 at 15:48:04, Lesley wrote:
11-I'll be 12 in April |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 18th, 2003, 8:51pm *Next installment - austriaamy let me know your proper name and it'll be in the next Melbourne post!* The noise from the Hall had been steadily getting louder and prompted Kathryn to investigate, Neither Peggy nor Sharlie could be dragged away from the TV at the moment where, in the Rugby World Cup Final, England were thrashing Australia! When she reached the Hall she stared around her in confusion, all of the Middle School were up and dressed and dancing to the latest dance music. Kathryn stormed up to the DJ at the turntable, intending to switch the machinery off and order all the girls to bed, but came to an abrupt stop on seeing Madge Russell, wearing headphones and a baseball cap, in the process of changing the CD on the turntable. When Madge looked up and saw her History mistress standing there she gave a wave and passed the headphones to one of the nearby girls. Walking over to Kathryn she signalled that they should step outside the Hall for a moment. Outside the noise intensity diminished somewhat and she smiled, “Oh, that’s better, at least we can hear ourselves speak out here, is the rugby finished?” “Not yet, there’s a few minutes to go,” replied Kathryn, “but it was getting far too depressing for me to watch it! It was a great shock to find you here, Madame!” Madge looked across at her with laughing eyes, “now Kathryn, you surely didn’t believe that, now we’re in the Real World, we would retain all our old innocence did you?” Kathryn smiled and was about to reply when Peggy Burnett and Sharlie Andrews appeared. They stopped dead on seeing Madge. Madge turned to Kathryn, “could you go back into the Hall, Kathryn - the Fourth do still require some form of supervision!” Kathryn nodded and disappeared, Madge turned to the other two members of her Staff, “how did the rugby go?” she asked. “Er, we won, well we slaughtered them actually!” this from Sharlie. Madge smiled, “Good! Although now that we have made our home in Australia it may not be a good idea to appear too pleased about it!“ “Don’t know why not!“ this from Peggy, “if it were the other way round they’d lose no time rubbing it in!“ Madge nodded, “perhaps you’re right,” she sighed, “girls, I think I owe you both an apology, you are quite correct, what you do away from this School is totally your own business, I had no right even asking you. I should like to rescind my punishment, to make up for the last few weeks you may have an additional week’s holiday once we’ve arranged terms,” Sharlie looked over at her Headmistress and smiled, “thanks for that, Madame..” she stopped as Madge raised her hand, “Sharlie, from the girls I’ll accept that, but from the Staff I think I will revert to my name, Madame always makes me feel I should be running a house of ill-repute!” The three laughed, then Peggy whispered something to Sharlie and they both nodded. “Er, Madge,” this from Peggy, “perhaps we can tell you what we were doing after all!” She leant closer and whispered a few sentences to the Head. Madge spluttered with laughter, “oh my dears, no wonder he wanted to see you both again! Well, perhaps next time they’re in town, I may join you - provided Jem is away! Now, shall we join the party? I’ve said this can continue until midnight so there’s almost an hour to go!” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Oct 18th, 2003, 9:08pm Well - that certainly wasn't what I expecvted! Good fun though. I don't know how I sent two posts because the first one didn't work, or at least the server said it didn't. Oh and three cheers for England winning the world cup. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 18th, 2003, 10:13pm Lesley, you ARE planning on telling us what Peggy and Sharlie were up to, aren't you? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 18th, 2003, 10:21pm on 10/18/03 at 22:13:42, Vikki wrote:
Well that's a little difficult Vikki - cos they haven't told me! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 18th, 2003, 11:02pm Well, I hope they confide in you soon!! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 19th, 2003, 1:13am *Next - mystery!* Miss Annersley stood in the spot indicated and looked out toward the mountains, “You see, Miss Annersley?” Carol’s voice beside her asked, Miss Annersley smiled, “you are quite correct, Carol, the Jungfrau is not there!” she turned to Miss Wilson, stood a few feet away, “Nell?” Miss Wilson shook her head, “no problems here at all, Hilda, Jungfrau is there, as always,” “Let’s swap places,” They did so, the situation remained the same, whoever was stood in the spot, furthest out, could not see the mountain. “Nell, you’re the expert, could there be any atmospheric conditions causing this, or mirage effects?” “Like in the desert you mean? No, wrong type of climate, and it’s not cloud cover or any other form of optical illusion. I mean the condition changes within just a few feet,” Miss Wilson looked around, “you are barely a yard away, slightly further back, there’s not even a great difference in our height that could account for it - you’re only an inch taller,” “Slightly further back,” Miss Annersley repeated, “perhaps that’s it!” she turned to the Prefect, “Carol, are there any other spots along here that project further out toward the mountains?” They tried out other spots along the Platz, whenever the ground projected out as far, or further than the original spot, the Jungfrau disappeared. “When did you first notice this, Carol?” The Prefect thought, “well it’s actually been on two separate occasions,” she began, “the first time was more than a month ago, you remember you sent that message that you wanted Matron to be able to see outside?” The Head nodded. “Well we were in this house at the time, and Matron was held in the room up there,” she pointed to the house nearby. “The next day, Jane was up a ladder, releasing the shutters and, when she’d finished I was admiring the view, that’s when I saw it, at first it was just a slight fading, but after about two weeks it had disappeared completely. It then reappeared, as strong as ever until a few days ago,” Further discussion followed for a short time before the Heads' had to make their way back, “Keep a close eye on the phenomenon, Carol,” Miss Annersley ordered, “and keep us informed of any changes.” Both Miss Annersley and Miss Wilson smiled their goodbyes. On the way back to the School they pondered the mystery, “does the timing suggest anything to you Nell?” Miss Wilson shook her head, “not yet, no,” she admitted, “although there is something about it, I’ll have to think about it! I’ll also have a word with both Rosalind and Kathie - see if either of them know anything about any strange natural process that could be responsible.” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 19th, 2003, 2:14am *dangling off the edge of the Platz!* ;) ;D ;) ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 19th, 2003, 6:27am *has an inkling as to what is going on* And I loved the idea of Madge dancing around the turntable! *g* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 19th, 2003, 9:00am How strange - board says there's a comment from KB but it's not there - perhaps this will help! *Yes it did!* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by austriaamy on Oct 19th, 2003, 9:56am on 10/18/03 at 20:51:50, Lesley wrote:
Thanks! It's Amy. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Kathryn on Oct 19th, 2003, 10:45am on 10/18/03 at 20:51:50, Lesley wrote:
Hey, I would've joined in! You haven't been talking to KB, have you? on 10/18/03 at 20:51:50, Lesley wrote:
You're quite right about that. Just think of the cricket!! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 19th, 2003, 11:30am on 10/19/03 at 10:45:50, Kathryn wrote:
Oh I thought I'd get a reaction from at least one of the Aussies! - You realise that, at the moment, the result is just wishful thinking? And yes, well aware that in cricket and (shamefully) football we have had our noses well and truely rubbed in it! Kathryn - you are a mistress at the Real Chalet School - you would not have joined in with an illicit disco - however much you may have wanted to! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 19th, 2003, 12:22pm I wanted to comment! I did! But I just thought I would try to be a nice winner... *wonders at her own restraint* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 19th, 2003, 12:27pm Speak to you about that after we have really won the rugby! *I hope!* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by PatW on Oct 19th, 2003, 12:30pm Of course we'll beat them! We got South Africa yesterday, didn't we? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Oct 19th, 2003, 6:57pm on 10/19/03 at 11:30:18, Lesley wrote:
I wouldn't call it wishful thinking Lesley - we all know that that's what will happen! Unlike with this story - please hurry up and enlighten us ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 19th, 2003, 7:24pm *Your wish is my command, Esmeralda!* Neither of the other Geography specialists could throw any light on the phenomenon, although they had both been taken out to see it. Kathie had also spent a couple of evenings surfing the Net trying to discover exactly what could be responsible, unfortunately without result. Carol reported that the oddity appeared to be growing - some of the other mountains were now starting to be affected. It was considered to be somewhat alarming but not of any immediate concern - after all those mountains were more than 20 miles away! Of more immediate concern as far as the School were concerned was the curiosity that Karen had discovered in her kitchen stores, she had contacted the Head about it… “Gnadiges Fraulein, you understand that the supplies were due here two days ago?” Miss Annersley nodded, the non-arrival of supplies had been of some concern and she had spoken to Karen about whether some form of rationing would be necessary. “Well, see here!” Karen dramatically opened her larder to reveal that the stores had all arrived, the room was full to bursting. “I didn’t see or hear the trucks arrive, Karen, when did they appear?” Miss Annersley was puzzled, The Austrian woman shook her head, “They have not appeared, Fraulein Annersley, no traffic has appeared on the road for the last week. Last night this room was less than one quarter full, this morning it is as you see it!” On her way back from the kitchen, still puzzling about the stores, Miss Annersley was met by Miss Wilson, “I say, Hilda, have you tried contacting Interlaken for anything recently?” “Interlaken, Nell?” Miss Annersley shook her head, “Not since the day after we all converted back, over a week ago, why?” “Because not only do you get unobtainable on the phone lines, but there have been no trains or road traffic in the last four days!” They had reached the Head’s study by now and as Miss Wilson walked in she continued, “it’s as if we’ve been isolated from the rest of the world!” “Quite correct Nell, that is exactly what has happened,” EBD’s voice replied swiftly, from where she was sat in the Head’s chair. “Do come in both of you, I felt I should explain the new state of affairs!” Miss Annersley and Miss Wilson both sat in the chairs opposite the desk and waited. “As you are aware, it will soon be the end of the summer term, normally a time when all girls and most of the Staff leave the School for the summer break. However, due to events over the last year, I find that I no longer have any confidence that you would return. I certainly cannot allow anyone to leave my influence. I have therefore decided to isolate the Gornetz Platz and keep all of you here! You will not starve - I have arranged for your supplies to be delivered.” The two Heads exchanged glances before Miss Annersley spoke, “then you are responsible for the strange phenomenon of the mountains disappearing?” she asked in her soft voice. The author hesitated before replying lightly, “of course, Hilda. Who else can affect this world?” “So we are all imprisoned up here then, Elinor?” this from Miss Wilson, “but what about when the new term begins?” “The new term will see the arrival, once more, of the Middle School, Nell, and I’m sure we can arrange some Juniors as well. It will mean all your current girls repeating their last year - but as they have had any number of disruptions anyway that is no bad thing! I would suggest you abandon your ridiculous ideas of both escape and ‘civil disobedience’ as I am quite prepared to continue this isolation indefinitely.” With that the author rose and left the Study. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Carolyn P on Oct 19th, 2003, 7:35pm Hmm, does the author's hesitation mean that she isn't responsible for the disappearence of the mountains? "Curiouser and curiouser" |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Rachel on Oct 19th, 2003, 7:55pm Lesley, MORE PLEASE MORE SOON MORE NOW PLEASE! Really enjoying this and can't believe how long it is getting! I want a complete copy as a Word doc when it eventually - if ever - reaches it's grand conclusions! Rachel ~ been missing recently due to being exceptionally busy reading my copy of Chalet School Peace. <Whistles innocently and tries desperately to keep the smug grin from her face - fails miserably ;D > |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 19th, 2003, 8:22pm [quote author=Rachel link=board=drabble;num=1064430376;start=765#776 date=10/19/03 at 19:55:09] Rachel ~ been missing recently due to being exceptionally busy reading my copy of Chalet School Peace. quote] *Ratbag Rachel who is going to be the only person I don't send a copy of Real CS to! ;) Next installment!* Miss Annersley called an emergency Staff meeting later that day - all St Mildred’s staff were also present. “Well that, essentially, is what Elinor told us,” Miss Annersley ended her recital of the events in her Study, “Basically that she is prepared to keep us here indefinitely unless we return to her story and abandon any ideas of escape to the Real World. I should tell you all that I am not prepared to do that,” There was a swift sigh of relief around the table before Miss Derwent rose to address the Heads, “Miss Annersley, we thought you had called this meeting to say you were planning to do as the author demanded. It is a great relief to hear that is not the case.” she paused for breath then continued, “just over a week ago we all had irrefutable evidence of what the author was capable of - her plan was to rid herself of the pair of you because you defied her - none of us want to exist under those conditions.” The Senior Mistress looked around the table, “we are prepared to do anything to try to enter the Real World!” “Thank you Ruth, all of you,” Miss Annersley’s voice was soft, “unfortunately we still have no further ideas for actually escaping, but we are open to suggestion.” The Geography Head, Miss Moore, stood up, flushing slightly, “Miss Annersley, our ‘civil disobedience’ appears to have seriously annoyed EBD, perhaps we should all consider ways of increasing that?” “Good idea Rosalind,” Miss Wilson smiled, “I’d thought the same, it seems that the more things we do that are non-Chalet School, the more annoyed EBD gets. I feel I can seriously approve of anything that will annoy the author!” Kathie Ferrars stood up, “what about moving away from the Chalet School completely for a while?” she asked, “after all EBD said she was isolating the Platz - but it’s a big place - we could decide to have a holiday, camping elsewhere on the Platz perhaps?” “Camping? I think that would play into Elinor’s hands…” Miss Wilson began. “Oh not a Guide camp, Bill,” Miss Ferrars replied swiftly, “I was thinking more of where the entire School moves - domestic staff everyone, and, among other things, we could have an open air concert or two - we still have all those instruments etc. and the girls can rig up the electronics,” Later, back in her Study, Miss Annersley turned pensively to her friend, “Nell, camping? Me? It’s not something I’ve ever done before!” “All the more reason to consider it, my dear, if Elinor doesn’t want her perfect headmistress to go camping then it’s high time you did!” Miss Wilson, busy logging onto the Net, replied absently. “Well, are you sure you can get all the additional equipment needed?” “I think so, the equipment obtained from the Net just arrives - it’s never come via the ordinary post - so Elinor’s isolation shouldn’t affect it! There are some wonderful pieces of camping equipment available now, Hilda, everything from tents and beds to fires and swimming pools!” “Well order what you think we’ll need Nell, you’re the expert. We’ll arrange to depart in two weeks time.” … The School and St Mildred’s prepared thoroughly for the day, finding a suitable spot to camp and arranging for all equipment to be taken out there. As well as all the musical instruments Kathie had arranged for a Bouncy Castle and a 25 metre swimming pool - the Prefects spent most of one day diverting a small stream so that it flowed straight into the pool. On the day that the School was moving to the camp, Miss Wilson, somewhat shamefaced had to confess that something had gone slightly wrong with her supplies - at a final Staff meeting she elaborated. “I know that I said I’d get enough camp beds for everyone,” she said quietly, “well it seems I was slightly out in my calculations and we are two short. Now I don’t feel it’s fair to deprive the domestic staff or the girls from what is essentially a Staff mistake, so instead I think if we just ask the two youngest in the Staff room if they would mind sleeping on the floor…” At this Miss Annersley looked up sharply, memories of her stint as ‘Staff Baby’ fresh in her mind. “Actually, Miss Wilson,” she interrupted, “I hardly feel it fair to make the junior Staff suffer for what has, essentially, been a Senior Staff mistake. On this occasion it would not be showing a good example to the School if the most Senior staff members did not take on full responsibility for the consequences of their actions!” “Whatever you say, Miss Annersley,” Miss Wilson replied. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Carolyn P on Oct 19th, 2003, 8:27pm Why not take two matresses from the school and some waterproff sheeting to lay them on?? Seems a shame to make Hilda suffer more, although maybe I agree with what she say's about Bill sleeping on the floor!!!!! ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by LauraT on Oct 19th, 2003, 8:33pm Or....sleeping on lilos on the pool (sleepwalking could have interesting consequences) / camping on the bouncy castle in sleeping bags (i have in the past!) ;) |
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Title: Later that day,Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 19th, 2003, 8:37pm *Next!* Later that day, once all the equipment had been moved and the tents set up, Miss Annersley returned to the subject with her friend. “Nell I can’t believe that you didn’t order enough camp beds,” Miss Annersley sounded rather perturbed with her colleague, back in the privacy of their shared tent. “Well it wasn’t that I didn’t order enough,” Miss Wilson explained, “It was….” she paused, then continued, “Madge’s credit card wouldn’t accept the amount, so I had to reduce it,” Miss Annersley eyed her suspiciously, “Madge’s credit card? You mean the Real Chalet School credit card?” “Yes, that’s the one,” “Nell, that card has a higher limit on it than Britain’s National Debt!” “Does it really?” Miss Wilson’s voice was very innocent, “how strange that it should cut out just as I was ordering the last of the camp beds,” “Oh yes, very odd that as you reach the last two beds it suddenly will not allow you to use it!” Miss Annersley was distinctly disgruntled now. “Not the last two beds, Hilda,” Miss Wilson turned a completely innocent face toward her friend, “the last one,” she smiled sweetly. Miss Annersley slowly turned to look across at the St Mildred’s Head, “the last one,” she repeated, “Yes Hilda, and I thought it was extremely good of you to insist that, as the most Senior member of Staff, you would cope without a bed,” “What?“ the Head’s grasp of good English appeared to have deserted her! “Well that’s what you said,” Miss Wilson’s voice remained innocent, “it was not fair for the junior Staff to suffer when the senior Staff had had the responsibility of ordering the supplies. If there were any shortfall, the senior staff would cope.” She smiled over at her friend and then added, “and you are the most Senior Staff member Hilda!” There was silence in the tent for a while, “then you were not intending to offer to give up your bed, after all you did the ordering?” “Oh no, I couldn’t do that, Hilda. It would hardly give the correct example to the School now would it?” “I see,” there was silence for a while, then “this is your way of repaying me for the lines business isn’t it?” “Don’t know what you mean, Hilda!” “Oh yes you do Nell Wilson, This is your way of punishing me for forcing you to be nice to Rosalind and not make her write out lines!” “Can’t think where you get that idea from, Hilda.” Miss Wilson grinned across at her friend. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 19th, 2003, 8:46pm *My last installment hasn't shown up - perhaps this will do it!* Yep! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Oct 19th, 2003, 8:52pm (Unsuccessfully) tries to ignore Rachel's smug grin. Thanks Lesley for last instalment and hopes this post will make Lesley's last post visible. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 19th, 2003, 9:58pm on 10/19/03 at 19:55:09, Rachel wrote:
Is that KB's Peace? *wonders how the hell Rachel got her grubby little mitts on it, if so!!!!* :o :o |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 19th, 2003, 10:55pm *Little extra!* At that moment there was an interruption as some of the Prefects appeared with some more equipment, “Sorry, Miss Annersley, but there’s only one bed left, Miss Derwent said you knew, who’s having the bed?” The Head looked across at her friend, Miss Wilson had her most innocent expression on, it didn’t suit her, “the bed is for Miss Wilson, Helen,” she replied, “I’d appreciate it if you could hunt out one of the lilos for my use,” Helen looked surprised, “Oh, right, er, Miss Annersley, I’ll be happy to use the lilo myself, you can have my bed,” she offered. Miss Annersley could feel her friend’s eyes boring into the back of her neck as she replied, “my thanks, Helen, but that is not necessary, just find me a lilo,” she smiled, “I would appreciate it if you could inflate it however!” |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Oct 19th, 2003, 11:04pm Wants to know what this board has got against this story - why can't we read Lesley's posts? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 19th, 2003, 11:08pm Can now - perhaps it's going to collapse again! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Carolyn P on Oct 19th, 2003, 11:21pm on 10/19/03 at 23:08:10, Lesley wrote:
NO NO! Don't even think it! *willing the board into behaving itself* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Esmeralda on Oct 19th, 2003, 11:24pm It better hadn't! Perhaps you should start a seperate thread Mk ii Partii just to be on the safe side - I know aren't as many pages as Two Bit for instasnce, but there are a lot more words. Your 50,000 + and all the replies and the text effects. I think I'd actually prefer to sleep on a lilo than on a camp bed, now I consider it! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by catherine on Oct 19th, 2003, 11:27pm Fab, Lesley! More please! (and if you're stuck for people to include, which I'm sure you're not, don't forget little me, please!) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Catherine_B on Oct 19th, 2003, 11:36pm *giggling at Nell's revenge* I knew she wouldn't let Hilda get away with it that easily! My sympathies to Hilda for having to sleep on the lilo, though! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 19th, 2003, 11:42pm Very clever, Lesley! And good on Bill! Can't wait to see how Hilda copes after a night on a lilo. And Vikki, Rachel got a copy of Peace by being very nice to me... ;) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by PatW on Oct 19th, 2003, 11:47pm KB, we can *all* be nice to you!!!!! Honest injun, we can!! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 19th, 2003, 11:50pm *wonders exactly HOW Rachel's been being nice to KB?* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 20th, 2003, 12:01am Ah, but you can't all be nice by giving me "A Change for Con" to read, can you now? *g* *finds somewhere secure to hide with her laptop* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 20th, 2003, 12:09am *debates which one to throttle first!!* :P :P |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Kathryn on Oct 20th, 2003, 12:13am I'd start running very fast, if I were you. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Susan on Oct 20th, 2003, 12:14am Have just managed to catch up with this after my holiday. It just goes on getting better and better, well done Lesley. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 20th, 2003, 12:15am *Would KB consider the first nine chapters of Headmistress as a swap for Peace?* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 20th, 2003, 12:22am Is Headmistress finished? If so, I'd consider the first nine chapters in full and a detailed description of the rest, or better still, the whole lot. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 20th, 2003, 12:24am Hey! This isn't fair! I don't have a book to trade! :'( :'( |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Kathryn on Oct 20th, 2003, 12:27am on 10/20/03 at 00:24:15, Vikki wrote:
Maybe not, but you have the full collection of HBs, don't you. Surely the HG and Second Prefect could come to some sort of arrangement with those things to trade? ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 20th, 2003, 12:31am Hmm, might be worth considering... |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 20th, 2003, 12:33am on 10/20/03 at 00:22:56, KB wrote:
Not finished yet KB - there's something that keeps stopping me from writing it! But the first nine chapters are complete - sort of - and I've got a fairly good idea of what is going into the others! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 20th, 2003, 12:36am Well, please send me what you've done and I'll send you "Peace" in exchange. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 20th, 2003, 12:56am I don't mind LENDING a couple of HBs in exchange for Peace!! What haven't you read KB? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 20th, 2003, 1:05am KB, this probably doesn't count, but will you take a copy of a finished Serious Attempt (maybe with some further bits ;)) in exchange for Peace? It wouldn't affect your eventual royalties, you know, cos I'd still buy it in book form! *hoping this works* Oh, and lesley, that applies to you too. I feel I'm justified in making it- SA is more than 50,000 words now and will probably been in the 60,000 word category by the time I'm done. How long is Peace KB? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 20th, 2003, 1:14am I just want to mention that of course I will also buy Peace when it's published!!! (and would send it to KB to be autographed if she is willing!!) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 20th, 2003, 1:54am *lol* I'm overwhelmed by all these offers. And Vikki, I don't think borrowing would be worth the cost of sending books back and forth, so I'm afraid I'll have to nix that idea. I have read all the EBD books in pb form, so I'm afraid you can't even help here. You don't happen to have a spare copy of "Gillian", do you? Peace is 66,004 words long (although I have to reread it and will probably add bits and pieces when I do). And I might consider it for a complete version of "Serious Attempt"... |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 20th, 2003, 2:09am KB, I don't have a spare copy of Gillian, but if you haven't read it, I'd be happy to lend you my copy. It shouldn't cost that much postage for a PB. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 20th, 2003, 2:11am No, don't worry about it. I'd hate for it to disappear in the mail. I'll just wait for Kathryn to finish typing it up... |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 20th, 2003, 2:29am Are you sure? I could always send it registered or something! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 20th, 2003, 2:40am No, honest. I don't mind getting books one way in the mail, but I would hate having to send it back and forth. Lovely of you to offer, though. Anyone would think you had ulterior motives... |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 20th, 2003, 2:46am Me, ulterior motive? Never!!! How about photocopies of the Books for Girls, is that bartering material? ;) *getting desperate* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 20th, 2003, 2:50am Now that's definitely batering material! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 20th, 2003, 2:56am Really? *eyes light up* I have all three, you know? *goes to find a photocopier* How about one and a half of the BFGs for Peace, and the other one and a half for TOG? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 20th, 2003, 3:00am Oh, come now, Vikki, you can't go changing the rules just as they're agreed. Copies of the three books for Peace. I'm not asking you to buy the books, you know! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 20th, 2003, 3:05am Well, it'll take a lot of paper to photocopy them..... *wonders if she can figure out how to scan them into a file, in order to e-mail them (and save on paper!!)* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 20th, 2003, 3:08am *don't care what form they're in, as long as I get them* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 20th, 2003, 3:13am I'll have a go with the scanner then, and see what I can do. You wouldn't have to wait for the mail then either!! ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 20th, 2003, 3:16am Vikki would you consider copies of SA and Tara in exchange for just ONE of your Book for Girls copies/ scans? *begs and pleads and grovels* *apologises to Lesley for this hi jacking but really..!!* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 20th, 2003, 3:21am Lesley will probably want to be in this trading too! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 20th, 2003, 3:22am With pleasure, if I can get the scans done!! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 20th, 2003, 3:24am *jumps up and down at the prospect of getting TOG and a BFG!* And I thought education was bad? Ed aint got nothin' on us! with all these acronyms floating around! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 20th, 2003, 3:28am Can't help remembering the 'other' BFG!!!!!!! ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 20th, 2003, 3:29am Wonders if Vikki is thinking the same thing as me... |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 20th, 2003, 3:33am Should I add all these acronyms to that list I made up? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 20th, 2003, 3:35am Go ahead! Then maybe we'll get the title of TOG... ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 20th, 2003, 3:36am Tell me what you're thinking, and I'll tell you if I'm thinking the same!! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 20th, 2003, 3:38am on 10/20/03 at 03:35:10, Lisa_T wrote:
But Lisa, of the three of us, you're the only one who doesn't know!!! ;D |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 20th, 2003, 3:40am :P :P :P :P :P :P :P *sulks at being left out of the TOG title club* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 20th, 2003, 3:42am I thought you were going to PM me some guesses. |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 20th, 2003, 3:44am i am. but not right now! ;) |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 20th, 2003, 3:44am What is it with this thread? It just cloned AGAIN!! and we've lost the Aaaarrrgghhh!! thread!! (I suppose at least it wasn't an important one this time!!!) That's the THIRD time this thread has cloned itself!!! The board must really like it!!! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by LauraT on Oct 20th, 2003, 12:29pm Some of us aren't talented enough to write books! :-[ Also feeling v shunned at having nothing to barter with! Tis appalling. :o So shall have to console self with that it will be published soon....when is it being published?! And having asked this quiestion about four times now (and constantly forgetting which board I asked it on.... :-[ ) where does peace fit into the series??! |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by PatW on Oct 20th, 2003, 1:39pm I have something to barter, but feel suddenly shy about offering it!!!! :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by KB on Oct 20th, 2003, 2:33pm Laura, "Peace" fits in between "Mystery" and "Three Go". There is a three-year period there that contains no books, so this gave me a lovely lot of space. And Pat, I'd love to see whatever you've got to barter with. PM me and let me know, if you're shy about others knowing. Do we think we should give this thread back to Lesley now? |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Cumbrian_Rachel on Oct 20th, 2003, 3:31pm *Feeling very sad about having nothing to barter* :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Vikki on Oct 20th, 2003, 4:00pm *offers Cumbrian_Rachel a tissue* |
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Title: Re: The Real Chalet School (mark 2) Post by Lesley on Oct 20th, 2003, 6:31pm *Lesley retrieves thread from where it's been hanging out for the last 18 hours!* I've decided to take Esmeralda's advice and start a new thread - Real Chalet School Mark 3 - doing this because I'm concerned that the length of this thread is causing major problems when it comes to posting - please join me there for next installment! |
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