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Title: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures..FCS Post by Lisa_T on Oct 27th, 2003, 1:51am A daft thread. Even dafter than Tara. It was Hallowe'en (rather appropriate, really) and the shadows cast across the Chalet School were rather longer and darker than usual this night. A long howl rent the air.... ABANDON HOPE, ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE....... |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by KB on Oct 27th, 2003, 1:53am ......but it stopped when Matey found the roll of bandage she was looking for. She wrapped it around her head with a grin and waited for the next injured girl to come to her. Trick or Treat, hey?! |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 27th, 2003, 1:54am A bunch of Middles dressed in vampire outfits swooped up to her, cackling happily. They grabbed the bandages and gave Matey a |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by Vikki on Oct 27th, 2003, 1:59am ....very strange hair style, augmented with lots of fake blood..... |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 27th, 2003, 2:06am Matey thought this was great fun and went on in her usual way until she met a woman she recognised as being Lesley from the CBB. Lesley had a rather wild glint in her eye, and Matey backed away as she.. |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by KB on Oct 27th, 2003, 2:09am .....tore off the bandages, in the hope that it was just her general appearance that had caused the nasty glint to appear in Lesley's eye. |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by Vikki on Oct 27th, 2003, 2:09am ...whipped out a pad and pen, and started scribbling frantically, muttering as she did so........ |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 27th, 2003, 2:13am *giggling at both and trying to work out how to reconcile them..* Matey realised what Lesley was writing. Slander! Libel! Accusing Matey of plotting against the Heads! As if Matey'd ever do a thing like that. Another howl rent the air, and Matey looked at Lesley and then at the bandages, and wondered whether they could be put to good use... |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by KB on Oct 27th, 2003, 2:15am ....and did what all readers of the Real CS have been wanting to do to Lesley for a long, long time!!! |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by Vikki on Oct 27th, 2003, 2:16am Before she realised what was happening, Lesley found herself tied to a tree with the bandages, upside down......... |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by Esmeralda on Oct 27th, 2003, 2:17am Lesley was far to absorbed in her scribbling to realise what was on Matey's mind until it was far too late for her.... |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by KB on Oct 27th, 2003, 2:17am .....and, hanging upside, she could only watch Matey laughing hysterically as she tore pages out of the notebook and burned them so close to her face that they singed Lesley's eyebrows. |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 27th, 2003, 2:19am But she started to have an inkling when she found that the ink in her pen was running in the wrong direction! "Drat!" she muttered. "I suppose that means I can't kill Hilda off in that nice gory scene I'd been planning." Before she could get much further in her plotting,.......... |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by KB on Oct 27th, 2003, 2:21am .....the other members of the CBB came flocking around. For an instant, hope swelled in Lesley's heart that she was saved, but then... |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 27th, 2003, 2:25am ROFL! I *wish* I could see Lesley's face when she sees this! But hope died a sudden death as she saw that the CBBers were armed with......... FRYING PANS! |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by Catherine_B on Oct 27th, 2003, 2:28am "You - you didn't really think I was going to kill Nell and Hilda, did you?" stuttered Lesley, as the CBBers advanced menacingly towards her... |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by Vikki on Oct 27th, 2003, 2:30am of a large and heavy variety. However, there was one last chance for escape...... |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 27th, 2003, 2:31am The CBBers started banging their frying pans together. It sounded *awful* and they could not hear what she was saying properly. Someone caught the names 'Hilda' and 'Nell' and jumped to the conclusion that Lesley was expounding on her latest idea to extinguish that pair completely. With furious shrieks, the CBBers.. |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by Catherine_B on Oct 27th, 2003, 2:33am ... started dancing a war-dance around Lesley... |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by Vikki on Oct 27th, 2003, 2:34am ...rushed forward.... however, Chloe had very good hearing, and just made out Lesley's shrieks. "Wait" she cried, "She said she wouldn't kill off Nell and Hilda"........... |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by KB on Oct 27th, 2003, 2:34am .......howling and screeching so that nothing could be heard distinctly, even Lesley's (rather pathetic) begging for her life! |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by Esmeralda on Oct 27th, 2003, 2:35am (I will help out when the rest of you have calmed down a bit - my pc can't keep up at the moment) |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 27th, 2003, 2:35am But then Lisa (I may as well appear as me) said, "No she didn't! I can lipread better than you can hear!" and Lisa and Chloe started arguing over who was correct.. |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by Catherine_B on Oct 27th, 2003, 2:37am "I don't care what she's saying now!" shrieked one vengeful CBBer. "She's put us through too much already!" |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by KB on Oct 27th, 2003, 2:37am KB used her Head Girl authority to shut them up, ignoring the fact that she was using slang, and brought forward Miss Wilson with her sling and Miss Annersley, who still looked pale and worried about her friend. |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 27th, 2003, 2:38am "Hear, hear!" agreed everyone enthusiastically. They advanced to surround Lesley, with KB urging them on with wild whoops and yells... |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by Vikki on Oct 27th, 2003, 2:38am i think we've got a bit scrambled here!! ;) |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by KB on Oct 27th, 2003, 2:39am Lesley screamed in horror and fainted, slumped against the tree. She couldn't be grey (or white, for that matter), though, because the blood was still rushing to her head. And who cares about 'scrambled'? That's half the fun! |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 27th, 2003, 2:40am We certainly have! Where will we go from? KB being dignified or KB being undignified? ;D |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by KB on Oct 27th, 2003, 2:40am *quite happy to be undignified if it means I get to do nasty things to Lesley* |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 27th, 2003, 2:41am so whatever colour she was, she certainly wasnt 'to all appearances, dead..' |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by Vikki on Oct 27th, 2003, 2:41am Oh, undignified! It's more realistic!! |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by Vikki on Oct 27th, 2003, 2:42am Just then the bandages gave way under the strain, precipitating Lesley, headfirst into.... |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 27th, 2003, 2:42am Definitely! ;) Only my imagination has died! :'( |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by KB on Oct 27th, 2003, 2:43am There was a moment's hesitation as they group waited to see if she was just faking, but Matron decided she didn't care which it was and began hunting for something with which to threaten Lesley... |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 27th, 2003, 2:43am Matey found the very thing in her medicine cupboards! This is becoming absurd! OK, what will we threaten her with? |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by Vikki on Oct 27th, 2003, 2:44am unfortunately, all she came up with was a rather limp and soggy battered haddock........ |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by KB on Oct 27th, 2003, 2:44am ....at which point she was grabbed by two strong pairs of hands and tied up with much stronger rope! Then Hilda and Nell stepped foward, just in time to see her regain consciousness... (And just what do you mean by 'becoming'?!) |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 27th, 2003, 2:45am And with a malicious glee that the CBBers had never expected to see in the Heads, they began to.. |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by Vikki on Oct 27th, 2003, 2:46am tar and feather her...... I dread to think what Lesley will do to us in Real CS, after tonight's handiwork!!!!! :o :o :o |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by Catherine_B on Oct 27th, 2003, 2:50am "It wasn't just the CBBers you were causing to freak out!" said Miss Annersley vindictively, using language of such modern idiom that a passing Chalet School girl promptly passed out on the spot. |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 27th, 2003, 2:53am Lesley began to tremble- she couldnt tremble in her shoes, since she was upside down, but she'd never bargained on having to face Hilda's famous wrath herself! |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by Vikki on Oct 27th, 2003, 2:58am and that famous icy gaze was every bit as terrifying as the books led you to believe.... |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by Esmeralda on Oct 27th, 2003, 2:58am As Hilda moved forward her robe flowed around her, making her appear as though she had wings. With a sudden thrill of horror Lesley realised it wasn't an illusion - Hilda had sprouted wings, bats wings... |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by Catherine_B on Oct 27th, 2003, 2:59am "So," continued Miss Annersley, and her voice was pure ice, "I gather you take pleasure from inflicting pain upon others?" Her clear blue-grey eyes bored into Lesley's upside-down figure. |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 27th, 2003, 3:00am Lesley began to gibber hysterically. "I'm sorry, I won;'t do anything, you can all escape, I promise I promise.." she was so incoherent that the bat like Head simply glared at her, reminded her to watch her English, and then.. |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by Vikki on Oct 27th, 2003, 3:03am ..began to tickle her mercilessly, with a large feather duster.... |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 27th, 2003, 3:04am This was a form of torture that neither Nell nor the CBBers had considered, and they all ran to get feather dusters of various shapes and sizes.. .."Are you tickled to death, yet?" Vikki asked Lesley interestedly. |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by Vikki on Oct 27th, 2003, 3:08am "no" gasped Lesley, and then fainted as Lisa advanced on her with a live chicken..... |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 27th, 2003, 3:09am "Give me that!" snapped Vikki, and she snatched the chicken (squawking madly) from Lisa. She meant to use the tail feathers to tickle Lesley even more,but she pointed the wrong end at Lesley and.. |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by Catherine_B on Oct 27th, 2003, 3:10am ... Lesley gave a squawk that outdid even the chicken, as the irate bird pecked her viciously on the nose. |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by Vikki on Oct 27th, 2003, 3:12am the chicken accidentally sprayed an unpleasant substance all over Lisa, who happened to be in the firing line.... |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by Catherine_B on Oct 27th, 2003, 3:14am ... but Lisa calmly wiped the unwanted deposit off upon Lesley. |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 27th, 2003, 3:14am Lisa seriously contemplated doing something very nasty to Vikki with the chicken, but reminded both herself (and the so called Second Prefect) that they were there for a higher purpose... Maybe this thread should be renmaed the CBB Horror Show! |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by Vikki on Oct 27th, 2003, 3:16am Vikki apologised to Lisa, but pointed out that it really wasn't her fault the stupid bird had the runs!!! I still like, "Lesley's Adventures in Drabble Land" ;) ;D |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by Lisa_T on Oct 27th, 2003, 3:18am The apologies were accepted and they turned their attentions back to Lesley. Meanwhile, Nell Wilson, with a glint in her eye that made Hilda appear positively meek and mild in comparison, approached Lesley, determined to wreak her revenge for having too many near death experiences to count.. |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by Catherine_B on Oct 27th, 2003, 3:19am Both fell silent as Nell Wilson stepped forward, glaring at them. "Girls! What are you playing at? We're here to torture Lesley, in case you have forgotten." Her tones were at their most sarcastic. |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by Vikki on Oct 27th, 2003, 3:23am with this, she prodeced a large plot bunny, and used his big fluffy white bobtail to tickle Lesley's feet........... |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show FCS) Post by Lesley on Oct 27th, 2003, 5:19am Well!!!!!!! An entire drabble dedicated to torturing me! I think I should be flattered! I believe I've just woken my neighbours up from laughing so loudly ;D ;D ;D x 1 million Think perhaps I should give Real CS a break if it inspires such dreadful feelings - maybe I'll return to it in a week or so - give everyone a chance to calm down - after all, I know how it ends - I'm in no rush to write it! Let me see - Vikki, Catherine B, Lisa T, KB, and Esmeralda - don't think I've forgotten anyone! |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show FCS) Post by KB on Oct 27th, 2003, 5:50am All right, Lesley, as you've left it at such a nice place, nobody will mind a bit. ;D |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show (FCS) Post by Chloe on Oct 27th, 2003, 7:16am Speak for yourself KB, i want more of Real CS, LEsley please note the following: on 10/27/03 at 02:34:27, Vikki wrote:
*wonders why Vikki choose me, and did it have anything to do with Sister's?* |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show FCS) Post by Catherine_B on Oct 27th, 2003, 7:44am *holding sides weakly from laughter at thought of Lesley's face as she read this* |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show FCS) Post by Rachael P on Oct 27th, 2003, 10:34am *giggles weakly* ;D Lesley, m'dear - I think the appropriate phrase is "Your uppance has been comed!" |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show FCS) Post by Esmeralda on Oct 27th, 2003, 11:22am *Wishes she had been around when Lesley discovered this. *Points out that it would be highly unfair to the other 240 or so members of the CBB for Lesley to stop now. *Also points out that she hasn't so far taken part in any actual torture. |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Carolyn P on Oct 27th, 2003, 2:09pm *weakly holds sides, aching from laughing* How I wish I had been awake and around to take part in this. |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Vikki on Oct 27th, 2003, 2:53pm Well, it was fun!!! *wonders if we're carrying on tonight?* ;) |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Catherine_B on Oct 27th, 2003, 3:28pm Oh, do let's! *giggles naughtily* Although perhaps we should give Lesley a chance to post first - maybe she'll have mended her evil ways.... |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Lisa_T on Oct 27th, 2003, 3:45pm I do agree! We can be nice (or not!) to Lesley according to 1)how much she posts 2) the severity of her cliffhangers! (remember that nasty fall you had the other day, Vikki?) 3) how nice/ nasty Lesley is to Hilda and Nell! ;D ;) |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Rachael P on Oct 27th, 2003, 5:04pm *interjects sweetly in an undisguised attempt to suck up to Lesley* But in fairness, you can't really blame it on Lesley because she's the one having to grapple with Hilda, Nell and even EBD to keep her story moving ... and we don't know when Lesley's won or when the characters are going their own sweet way (I would imagine that EBD herself is particularly difficult to keep in check!) Plus - you lot *sweep of hand in very generalised manner* have all independently moaned about your respective plot bunnies and the awful things they've made you do to your characters so you can't just turn on Lesley like that! (Well, OK, you just have but you know what I mean :D) You lot should all be very worried about your own respective statuses (stati?!) catherine B - cut off Nancy and Kathie in their prime when I just know there's so much more to come ... KB - unbelievably tantalising about Peace, TOGS and every other acronym you care to mention Esmeralda - correct me if I'm wrong but didn't you actually KILL OFF BILL in your thread? :o Lisa T - don't rest on your laurels - where's that sequel?! And as for Vikki .... words fail me :-X ... a part from one .... yibbler! I think the rest of us have ample excuse to string up the lot of you (and any that I've not mentioned for whom the cap fits!) right next to Lesley!! |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Vikki on Oct 27th, 2003, 5:47pm Hey! Have I ever denied that I yibble? At least I admit my faults!! |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by KB on Oct 27th, 2003, 9:31pm *glad to see that Vikki's admitting at least some of her faults* And I might be tantalising, but at least I'm not cruel (or not yet, anyway. Wait until you read Peace!).. |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Esmeralda on Oct 27th, 2003, 11:44pm Ok, Ok. I killed Bill. But only once! I didn't keep torturing her and playing with her a cat with a mouse.... |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by PatW on Oct 27th, 2003, 11:56pm Well! Considering all the pleas for more of Lesley's stories, I think it's you lot who should be tarred and feathered! ;D That's total cruelty. :o |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Vikki on Oct 28th, 2003, 1:43am Awww Pat!!! You know we wouldn't really do any of those things to Lesley!!! |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Lisa_T on Oct 28th, 2003, 1:49am Yeah! She's more likely to have the opportunity to dope us with marijuana and chuck us into a cesspool. Girls, if Lesley offers any of us chocolate next year, it might be an idea to dispose of it tactfully! *still fuming at the mere THOUGHT of all those injections!* |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Vikki on Oct 28th, 2003, 2:14am *suggests that Lisa takes a deep breath, calms down, and writes Lesley into Tara!!* ;) |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by KB on Oct 28th, 2003, 4:38am *thinks Lesley might look pretty as a zebra* |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Vikki on Oct 28th, 2003, 4:53am Oooh yes! One with fluorescent pink and midnight purple stripes!! |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by KB on Oct 28th, 2003, 5:02am And a little bow on the forelock (hair above the eyes). |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Vikki on Oct 28th, 2003, 5:10am and little plaits in her tail!! ;D |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by KB on Oct 28th, 2003, 5:15am With teeny bows at the end of each plait! And does she get a pretty leather bridle? |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Vikki on Oct 28th, 2003, 5:28am I think a gold lame one would be better!! ;D |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by KB on Oct 28th, 2003, 5:32am So the mane will have to be lime green... |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Vikki on Oct 28th, 2003, 5:37am But of course, was that ever in doubt? |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by KB on Oct 28th, 2003, 5:41am I just thought I should mention it, just in case Lisa was having an off day and missed it... |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Vikki on Oct 28th, 2003, 5:43am I just hope she uses this..... |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by KB on Oct 28th, 2003, 5:45am She should! We've put so much effort into it! |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Lesley on Oct 28th, 2003, 6:10am Sounds good to me - I'd love being in the story - and a zebra sounds better than a rat! |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by KB on Oct 28th, 2003, 6:28am Goody! So we get a bunny, two llamas, a dog and a zebra! What - and who - next? |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Kathryn on Oct 28th, 2003, 9:22am How about a purple-polka dotted hippo (AND I'm NOT volunteering for that role!) KB has to be nice to me at the moment. She knows why! |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Rachael P on Oct 28th, 2003, 9:25am What happened to the story?!! |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Kathryn on Oct 28th, 2003, 9:34am And it is getting to the 5 page limit so it'll have to be archived soon. *Kathryn looking around* Mod, where's a Mod? We need to set up a yibbling page just for KB and Vikki with space for anyone else who can type fast enough to jump in to their conversation ;D |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by KB on Oct 28th, 2003, 10:51am You don't know how many messages I've deleted because I've seen that Vikki posted the same instant I did, so I'm not sure a whole separate thread would work! And the decision has been made to archive at seven pages instead of five, so you have some breathing space! |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Vikki on Oct 28th, 2003, 12:44pm on 10/28/03 at 09:34:47, Kathryn wrote:
*raises hand looking slightly shame faced, and says 'one mod at your service!!' :-[* *also wondering why KB has to be nice to Kathryn?* (I wonder why hippos are so popular? Pat suggested one yesterday, and I suggested one to Lisa, before we came up with the chihuahua!! And now Kathryn's suggesting one!!) |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by KB on Oct 28th, 2003, 7:52pm Impressive that, with so many mods on this thread, there was a moment when none were available! *g* And Vikki, that's between Kathryn and me... |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Kathryn on Oct 28th, 2003, 9:41pm on 10/28/03 at 12:44:06, Vikki wrote:
Just seems to be an animal that would make an impact. Much more so than a little rat-like chihuahua. (Sorry, just can't stand dogs that don't look like dogs!) |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by KB on Oct 28th, 2003, 10:18pm *agrees with Kathryn, despite suddenly having more sympathy for them than I ever did before!* |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Kathryn on Oct 28th, 2003, 10:29pm on 10/28/03 at 22:18:33, KB wrote:
Who? The hippo or the chihuahua? |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by KB on Oct 28th, 2003, 10:34pm The ones with whom I can empathise through personal experience! |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Kathryn on Oct 28th, 2003, 10:43pm I just meant the sort of animal that is rarely seen strolling around suburban streets. And with purple-polka dots it is sure to catch people's eyes. *having had to deal with a brother who didn't believe me when I said 'camel!' when driving through suburban Melb* |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by KB on Oct 28th, 2003, 10:58pm Ah! Suddenly everything makes sense! And I do agree with it being something that stands out - are you volunteering yourself as the hippo? |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Kathryn on Oct 28th, 2003, 11:07pm Hey, I already said I wasn't volunteering for the role. Which CBBer can we volunteer instead? *evil laugh receding into the distance' |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by KB on Oct 28th, 2003, 11:12pm *eyes the opening left by Kathryn and wars within herself as to the right thing to do - use it or not...* |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Kathryn on Oct 28th, 2003, 11:30pm Go on, use it. You can't resist it, can you? |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by KB on Oct 28th, 2003, 11:59pm No, for once I shall be nice... *turning puce from the effort* |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Vikki on Oct 29th, 2003, 12:32am Well, I'm actually glad about being a purple llama! Because that means I can't be the hippo with purple polka dots!! ;) |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Esmeralda on Oct 29th, 2003, 12:37am But Mary Lou changed from a rabbit into a llama, Vikki, so that doesn't mean that you have to be the same animal all the time - anyway last time I looked you were a rather squeaky human..... |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by KB on Oct 29th, 2003, 12:41am *ears still ringing from Vikki's squeals* |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Vikki on Oct 29th, 2003, 1:04am Yes, I know Mary-Lou was two animals, but she's not a CBBer!! |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Esmeralda on Oct 29th, 2003, 1:12am And that makes a difference does it? ;D |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by KB on Oct 29th, 2003, 1:15am *can't see why it would myself, but sure it does in Vikki's twisted logic* |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Lisa_T on Oct 29th, 2003, 1:21am *hysterical cackling at all these speculations* *Wondering about turning Vikki into a hippo after all. As KB says, she'd be a lot less noisy then...* *goes to ponder* |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Vikki on Oct 29th, 2003, 1:25am *feels she's suffered enough indignity already, and frantically trie to persuade Lisa to introduce someone else to the story!!!* Please Lisa! Don't turn me into a hippo! :'(:'(:'( |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by KB on Oct 29th, 2003, 1:33am *doesn't really care what Vikki gets turned into as long as Lisa posts more of the story!* |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Susan on Nov 2nd, 2003, 3:44pm I was at a 21st birthday party last night. Guess what? One of tha girls was wearing a gold mini-skirt!!!!!!!! |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Vikki on Nov 2nd, 2003, 8:08pm She didn't have a lime green twin set as well did she? ;) ;D |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Carolyn P on Nov 2nd, 2003, 8:50pm I've only just remembered, my grandma used to have a lime green twinset.She wasn't quite the same age as Joey, about 10-15 years younger I think. No mini skirts though. (I don't even want to imagine that.) |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by KB on Nov 2nd, 2003, 9:33pm I won't go into hysterics at the mere thought - I won't, I won't!!!! |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Vikki on Nov 2nd, 2003, 9:53pm Awwwww! Go on KB, please go into hysterics!!!! ;D ;) |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by KB on Nov 2nd, 2003, 9:59pm No. No, no, no, nooooooooooo! *fights of hysterical urge* |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Carolyn P on Nov 2nd, 2003, 10:17pm Go on KB. I won't be offended, I can see the temptation and wouldn't want you to injure yourself holding it in. I'd like to pretend my grandma would find this very funny, but I have a feeling that she wouldn't understand it and be very mystified. |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Lisa_T on Nov 2nd, 2003, 10:18pm *blows trumpet so loudly that the noise reveberates across the entire CBB* Torturing mob, get to your places, please. You may be required shortly! |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Vikki on Nov 2nd, 2003, 10:20pm Who are we being called on to torture? |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Lisa_T on Nov 2nd, 2003, 10:23pm Vikki! Haven't you seen the latest of Real CS? Who do you think? ;) *checks piles of bunnies, chickens, and various other implements of torture* The loophole remains...for now.. |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by BethC on Nov 2nd, 2003, 10:25pm Oh, please may I join in? Pretty please? Just in the mood for a spot of torture... *wonders if should be getting worried at level of own bloodthirstiness considering not even back at school after half-term yet?* |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by KB on Nov 2nd, 2003, 10:26pm *eagerly runs up to join in* Lisa, this is sooooooo deserved! |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Lisa_T on Nov 2nd, 2003, 10:30pm My thoughts exactly, KB. You're very welcome. What shall we start with? The chickens, the bunnies, or something a little more er- sinister? *feeling just as bloodthirsty as Beth C at the moment!* |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Lesley on Nov 2nd, 2003, 10:40pm Bring it on - I'm ready! :P :P :P |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Lisa_T on Nov 2nd, 2003, 10:44pm *glares* OK you asked for it! Instruments at the ready. Vikki, get over here, you're needed! |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Carolyn P on Nov 2nd, 2003, 10:48pm I'll join in at the moment. I have a handy soft cushion (shades of monty python) I also have some very interesting looking kitchen implements. Can I, please? You should see what I can do with a water pistol loaded with ink. |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Lisa_T on Nov 2nd, 2003, 10:54pm Go ahead. Do your worst, Carolyn. Don't forget she's still tied up! But mind you give us a full description. We dont want to miss anything! |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Vikki on Nov 2nd, 2003, 10:58pm I'm here!! And ready to torture!!!! How could she do that to Hilda? |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Carolyn P on Nov 2nd, 2003, 11:01pm Carolyn walked slowly around her victim. She was silent as she poked the cushion into Lesley'd midrift. Lesley squirmed, being allergic to the feathers it contained. Carolyn continued this until her victim was covered in itchy spots. Then she drew out her pistol. This was a high powered water rifel, filled with ink, red ink. It was squirted from a distance, the power of the force sendng Lesley swinging from the tree (it was a tree wasn't it,) but the screaming didn't start until Carolyn dropped the water pistol and reaching into her toolbox withdrew a corkscrew. |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Lesley on Nov 2nd, 2003, 11:06pm Why Carolyn - another to add to my list! :P :P :P |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Lisa_T on Nov 2nd, 2003, 11:07pm Lisa jumped up and down at delight in seeing Carolyn's activities. She waved the two Heads to come over and join in, although to everyone's annoyance, Bill didnt seem quite so eager as she was earlier! |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Catherine_B on Nov 2nd, 2003, 11:08pm OMG! That's a bit blood-thirsty, Carolyn! (Not that I don't sympathise with the sentiment - but she did warn us.........) |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Vikki on Nov 2nd, 2003, 11:09pm Hilda however, was very keen to get a bit of revenge..... .........she produced a length of rubber hose and some petroleum jelly........... |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Carolyn P on Nov 2nd, 2003, 11:11pm Carolyn quickly passed the toolbox around and invited everyone present to help themselves and to use their imaginations. She took her corkscrew and started using it open bottles of red wine which she passed round to help the party atmosphere. Lesley watched with horror as the wine served to loosen the imaginations of those present and they advanced on her waving their chosen instuments. |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Lisa_T on Nov 2nd, 2003, 11:12pm *reminds CAtherine about an unfortuate episode with drugs and tells her to pull herself together and stop being so squeamish!* Go go go go VIKKI and HILDA! *jumping up and down like a demented cheerleader* *not sure quite what you can do with rubber hose and pet. jelly but sure Vikki can think of something!* *waves a pair of pliers menacingly in front of Lesley but then decides that the llamas can do the job better- especially since Lesley is presumably still upside down!* |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Lesley on Nov 2nd, 2003, 11:16pm Oh yes! Love the Pain - more please! |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Lisa_T on Nov 2nd, 2003, 11:17pm *H'mm. Starting to think that maybe these tactics aren't working. I think it's time to bring Hilda on, people....!* |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Carolyn P on Nov 2nd, 2003, 11:19pm I didn't think I had caused much pain.....yet. Mind you I'm a bit worried about Vikki, the hose and the pj. I wonder what she has been reading recently. |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Vikki on Nov 2nd, 2003, 11:21pm Hilda applied copious amounts of petroleum jelly to the end of the rubber hose and inserted it into Lesley's ......... ...............left nostril!!! |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Lisa_T on Nov 2nd, 2003, 11:24pm Chalet School, Carolyn, what else did you suppose? H'mmm. OK Vikki... riiiiight. Get the llamas to help! I hope Lesley posts more soon! |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Carolyn P on Nov 2nd, 2003, 11:29pm The tubing was pushed up until eventually it came out of her right nostril. At this point Hilda attached it to the collar of a llama that had suddeny appeared and slapped the llama on the bottom. This caused the llama to run away dragging the tubing along with it, all passing through Lesley's sinus' on its way. Hope that isn't too gruesome for you? :o |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Vikki on Nov 2nd, 2003, 11:31pm Unfortunately, Lesley seemed to be impervious to anything they could come up with, so they left her hanging there and retired to some distance, where they settled down to plan what to try next!!! |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Carolyn P on Nov 2nd, 2003, 11:34pm Physical pain doesn't seem to have much effect. Maybe we should try mental pain. I just happen to have a videa and video player in my toolbox. We could put it on a permanent loop and leave her watching 'The Neighbours Wedding Complation' for a few hours. |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Vikki on Nov 2nd, 2003, 11:40pm We could rig her up with a set of headphones playing assorted crappy chart hits, over and over again!! |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Lesley on Nov 2nd, 2003, 11:43pm *Lesley pleased to discover she has distinct masochistic tendancies - plus that the tubing managed to perforate both eardrums!* |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Lisa_T on Nov 2nd, 2003, 11:44pm Maybe we should trail through the archives and try to find something she really doesn't like. Oh i wish HOW i wish she'd told me her phobias the other day when i asked! That could be very handy now. *snaps* Thank you, Lesley. We already KNOW you have mascho thingy tendencies. We've seen enough evidence of that! :'( :'( :'( |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Vikki on Nov 2nd, 2003, 11:48pm We could always try Chinese water torture.... |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Carolyn P on Nov 2nd, 2003, 11:51pm Not much fun for us though, and since she has already said she will be after revenge, we might as well have the pleasure now. |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Vikki on Nov 2nd, 2003, 11:56pm The CBBers all gathered around Lesley's hanging form, and smeared her all over with a mixture of honey and treacle, before setting loose a large box of red ants, which crawled all over her, nibbling as they went....... |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Lisa_T on Nov 2nd, 2003, 11:58pm only Vikki had let loose a few scarabs as well (think The Mummy!) along with the ants...................... |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Vikki on Today at 12:02am Hang on!! That wasn't me!! Even Lesley doesn't deserve that!!! Those are just ordinary stag beetles!!! |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Lisa_T on Today at 12:06am OK Vikki! ;D ;D Just as the scarabs began to crawl up the trunk towards Lesley- to the horror of the onlookers, who had never imagined their torturing would go so far- Bill gave an exclamation. "Oh no! My scarabs have escaped. We need to get them back- quickly!- or after they've finished with Lesley they'll turn on us next." This was qwuite enough for even Hilda, who had been about to point out that she didn't violently object to Lesley being knobbled by scarabs, but self preservation won they day, and after a frantic scramble, the scarabs were removed and disposed of. Lesley fainted with relief and several ot the CBBers were not much better. |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Vikki on Today at 12:09am However, Lisa still had atrick or two up her sleeve, and produced a large quantity of snotty tissues, used by all the CBBers, on reading Lesley's drabble, and began to pile them in a heap, all around Lesley's inert form, snotty side up!!!! |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Carolyn P on Today at 12:13am Hilda turned to Carolyn and had a quiet word in her ear. Carolyn nodded and went away to fill her water rifle with icy cold mountian spring water. On her return she played the spray all over Lesley, ensuring that there were no red ants or scarabs left to cause problems for anyone. Then the plotters returned to their discussion. Carolyn said, "Vikki, you had an idea that would make the punnishment fit the crime didn't you." Hilda looked pleased at this, "That is something I always like to do," she said. |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Vikki on Today at 1:11am Vikki drew all the others aside and explained her plan...... It required some preparation, but in an hour or so, all was ready! The CBBers stepped forward, forming a circle around Lesley, each of them held a book...... Looking around the circle, Lesley recognised all of her favourite titles, and wondered what the others were up to! They began to read, in turn, from the books, but they had rewritten each of them so that Lesley's favourite characters either died horrible deaths, suffered great unhappiness, or were consigned to even worse fates than she had condemmned poor Hilda Annersley to, in 'The Real Chalet School'!!!! (How's that for making the punishment fit the crime? ;)) |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by KB on Today at 1:35am Excellent! And as I've missed out so far... KB finished her book and then reached over, fishing in Lesley's pocket until she found the small computer on which she had been keeping her notes and stories. Going through them, she read Lesley's version of "Headmistress" aloud before KB carefully deleted the file, making sure there were no back-ups. She then added this sentence to the last part of "Real CS": Suddenly Nell woke, still in her bed in the Chalet School. It had all been a horrible dream... With a grin and the click of a mouse, the file was uploaded to the Internet. Instantly thousands of literature critics appeared and fell on Lesley, howling at her lack of originality. Grinning at each other, the members of the CBB slipped away and left them to it.... |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Lisa_T on Today at 1:35am Lesley began to gibber and howl and scream, especially when Hilda started to read from 'Gay' and -you guessed it- she (Hilda that is- don't quibble!) died tragically as a result of a brain hemorhagge (can't spell it never mind) after the accident, just when everyone thought she was gonna recover.. |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Vikki on Today at 1:38am What do you reckon Lesley will do to us in revengefor tonight's efforts? |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Lisa_T on Today at 1:43am Don't think about it. She's already drugged us. I *know* she is gonna do something nasty to me with needles- she's made that perfectly clear. That being the case, I have nothing to lose! Don't know about the rest of you! Isn't is a bit late to be chickening out, Vikki? ;) |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Vikki on Today at 1:48am I'm not chickening out, I'm just curious!!! |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by KB on Today at 1:53am Frankly, I don't care. It can't be worse than what she's done to Hilda. (Do we think we're getting a little carried away about an imaginary character, though? Lesley might think we really don't like her!) |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Vikki on Today at 1:56am *mentions that we do like Lesley really, and will like her even more if she saves Hilda!!* |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by KB on Today at 1:59am *agrees and waits hopefully* |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Lisa_T on Today at 2:35am *agrees, especially as Lesley has kindly offered me a lift from Gatwick next march- and joins the hopeful throng* |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Lesley on Today at 5:06am And you think that will be enough for me to forgive you? Hah! ;) And sorry, I must tell the story as dictated - the email scene has been written for weeks - the story has been leading there. |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Carolyn P on Today at 11:34am But Lesley you have heard our feeligs about this fate for Hila tme and time gain, and have plenty of time to rewrite! ;D Think you deserve the fate Vikki and KB have just dished out, wish I hd thought of it earlier. Mind you I loved Vikki's idea on the tissue thread. (Love you really Lesley. :-*) |
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Title: Re: The Chalet Horror Show or Lesley's Adventures. Post by Vikki on Today at 1:13pm Hey, the tissue idea is here as well Carolyn!!! I think we crossed posts! ;) ;D |
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