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Title: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Vikki on Sep 3rd, 2003, 11:41am Okay, I got ambushed by a mischievous and slightly naughty plot bunny! Reg Entwhistle cast an adoring look at his new wife as she leaned drowsily against his shoulder. It had been a long, but very happy, day. He and Len had finally been married that afternoon, with her entire family in attendance, and it had been a wonderful day. The were now on the train, travelling to their honeymoon. Reg had booked them into a resort in the south of France. He had picked this resort because he and Len both loved animals, and it was supposed to specialise in nature walks etc. (At least, he as-sumed that was why they called it a naturist resort!) It was very late when they arrived, and Len and Reg went straight up to their room and to sleep. Next morning, the happy couple got up, dressed and went down to the dining room for breakfast. Len entered the room first, and stopped dead with a shocked gasp. She turned to Reg with a face white as a sheet, and a horrified expression. "What's wrong, my darling?" Reg asked, concerned by her pallor, "Th-th-they're all n-n-naked!" she stuttered, flushing a vivid shade of red, which was a startling contrast to her previous pallor........................................................................................................................................................................... ;D ;) ;D ;) ;D ;) ;D ;) ;D ;) ;D ;) ;D ;) ;D ;) ;D ;) ;D ;) ;D ;) ;D ;) (Sorry, but I did warn you it was a slightly naughty bunny! :P :P) |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Sindhu on Sep 3rd, 2003, 11:47am VIKKI!!! ;) That said, I do want more! ;D |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Emma_N on Sep 3rd, 2003, 11:55am At this point Len took after her mother and fainted from the shock of seeing so many naked people. She had waited years to see a naked man and now there were more than she could cope with. Reg dragged Len outside to get some fresh air muttering to himself. "At least this should turn Len into a slightly less prude. Perhaps misreading the word 'naturist' might work in my favour!" |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Sindhu on Sep 3rd, 2003, 12:00pm I've been sitting in front of the computerand laughing myself silly for a whole minute. This is soooooo incredible, wonderful etc etc- I've run out of adjectives.! :D ;D Naturist- and I think of Joey and Len and here I go giggling again ;D |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Vikki on Sep 3rd, 2003, 12:05pm Okay, question! Should they; a) Go home early in disgust? b) Stay, but keep their clothes on? c) Stay, and get naked? d) Have a major row because Reg wants to stay and Len doesn't? So, what do you all think? ;) Oh, and thank you Sindu! Glad to provide a giggle or two! :) |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by PatW on Sep 3rd, 2003, 12:07pm What a choice! :o ;D I can't see the CS upbringing allowing Len to take her clothes off! :o |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Vikki on Sep 3rd, 2003, 12:11pm You never know though, sudden freedom from familiar restrictions can make you do funny things! (And don't forget, the CS thought nothing of undressing and bathing girls of 15 or 16 when they were unconcious! So the concept might not be quite so odd! ;)) Vikki *wishing, just once, for a serious plot bunny, instead of the stoned, drunk, and generally insane ones she seems to attract!* |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Ally on Sep 3rd, 2003, 12:38pm Ohh like the idea of a row!! (but that's the SSOR in me! ;) ) Maybe they row, but then give in to the inevitable *giggle* I'd like to hear them talk of this honeymoon to Joey and Co. |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Vikki on Sep 3rd, 2003, 12:44pm Imagine when the family ask to see the honeymoon snaps!? ;D :o ;D :o ;D :o ;D :o :-[ :-[ |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Chloe on Sep 3rd, 2003, 1:06pm ooowww that raelly hurt i was lauging soooo much i rolled of my bed nad hit a bookcase and xan's bed, but it did make my laugh, so i'm now crying with laugher rather than just crying as have been reading Anna's story :) |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Vikki on Sep 3rd, 2003, 1:11pm *offers Chloe the tub of arnica cream she pinched from Matey, for the bruises!* *hopes the bookcase wasn't hurt!* ;) |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Chloe on Sep 3rd, 2003, 1:19pm *gratefully takes the ice-cream* but it just adds to the bruises alraedy have so hopeful wont be noticed by matey , but will have to hid as having over thirty six bruises is not the best time to see matey :-/ *looks round nervously* i'm just glad it's not the one where xan keeps her cs books, although there are her guiding stories on the one which swayed as it's not attached to anything and did once make up th end on my bed isn't to strong :-/ |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Vikki on Sep 3rd, 2003, 1:24pm *wonders what Chloe has been doing to get thirty-six bruises! (or should that be what Xanthe has been doing to Chloe? ;))* |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Chloe on Sep 3rd, 2003, 1:36pm just being me most are from switzerland i think and maybe a few from hastings (a stone fight was started) and pack holiday (gymnatics in the playground and taeching brownies sommersaults on beams), but none are from xan for one thing, i'm stronger than her and if she did start i'd just pick her up which would make her stop ;D |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Susan on Sep 3rd, 2003, 2:42pm Wonderful light relief after all the drama. Vikki I had just thought about the photos as I was scrolling down to your post. |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Jennie on Sep 3rd, 2003, 3:30pm How about Len is about to storm out of the hotel in disgust, when she just happens to see a really terrific, fanciable, rich guy. She chicks Reg out, and lives happily ever after with the other guy? Jennie, Co-ordinator, SSOR |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Lesley on Sep 3rd, 2003, 3:41pm Slightly surprised myself - always thought honeymoon couples never came out of their room! |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Jennie on Sep 3rd, 2003, 3:44pm Would you want to spend 24/7 with Reg? Eeeeewwww. Answers in a brown wrapper please, we don't want to scorch the CBB |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by PatW on Sep 3rd, 2003, 3:55pm Besides, we have to protect the young and innocent members. ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Ally on Sep 3rd, 2003, 4:06pm And Len's not that kind of girl! Didn't you notice that they went straight to sleep when they went to bed. She got bored of him quickly, didn't she ;D ;) |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Emma_N on Sep 3rd, 2003, 5:55pm I think that they should stay and get naked... Never mind the family seeing the photos could you imagine Miss Annersley Matey and the rests reactions, Len would have to show the show her snaps. Maybe they could take some decent ones and some not so decent if you get my drift. Once Reg had managed to drag Len back into their honeymoon suite he wafted some smelling salts underneath her nose. This had the immediate effect of bringing Len to a more alert state. Len lay on the bed feeling content (after all she was on her honeymoon ;)) until she suddenly recalled what had made her faint. "Reg darling" she began "I am right in thinking I just saw a load of naked people eating breakfast, or was it just a bad dream?" "No Len, It wasn't a bad dream, I have must have read the leaflets incorrectly, as you know my French is rather rusty" Reg tried to explain the mistake he had made but Len soon became aware that he wasn't sounding that sorry or that upset. "Reg" she snapped "I'm beginning to feel that you are quite pleased about the way things have turned out. You Don't look very sorry to me!!" "Well Len, maybe this is a blessing in disguise. I think it will do you the world of good you need to be able to relax more. I think that this experience could be very beneficial. You were hardly relaxed last night were you?" With this last comment Len and Reg had their first row as a happily married couple. |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Marianne on Sep 3rd, 2003, 6:07pm 'I was!' yelled Len 'Was not,' 'was too!' 'you weren't!' 'I was' 'were not1' 'was' 'not' 'was' 'not' 'was' 'not' (sorry - couldn't resist!) (why didn't Len read the broshure if Reg's french was rubbish!) |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by PatW on Sep 3rd, 2003, 8:37pm on 09/03/03 at 18:07:09, Marianne wrote:
She was too busy teaching!!! BTW I thought they went straight to sleep last night? :P :-[ :-[ :-[ |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by xanthe on Sep 3rd, 2003, 8:59pm *giggles* I really do not think Miss Annersley will approve of this! |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Ianswythe on Sep 3rd, 2003, 9:14pm "Ok Reg you win, I wasn't relaxed last night," Len said suddenly calming down and smiling sweetly at her new husband and then her face suddenly contorting with anger she screamed at him "I WAS BORED!" |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Marianne on Sep 3rd, 2003, 9:38pm 'How dare you Helena Maynard! I only wanted a son and Heir!' exclaimed Reg. 'Shame you couldn't keep the thing up then!' Len screamed back in anger. |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Carolyn P on Sep 3rd, 2003, 9:41pm "Well if you had shown any interest I might have been able to." Reg shouted the words in his frustration. |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Marianne on Sep 3rd, 2003, 9:44pm 'I'm not interested because all you want to do is inpregnate me, your not interested in me as a women! I want excitment and fun! Perhaps if you turned me on little it might work both ways!' Len said. 'Oh i see, its my fault now is it?!' Reg asked in confusion. 'Well duh!' Len screamed, amazed by her new husbands complete lack of insight. |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Sioned on Sep 3rd, 2003, 10:03pm Quote:
There could be a fifth option: e) Have a major row because LEN wants to stay and Reg doesn't |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Sioned on Sep 3rd, 2003, 10:09pm "Do you know what...?" Len yelled at a stony faced Reg, "I'm going down to the dining room. I'd rather be faced with their bare faced cheeks than your bare faced cheek! And with that she stormed off, muttering, "I'll make the best of this situation if its the last thing I do!" |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Marianne on Sep 3rd, 2003, 10:13pm It might have been/was the last thing she did, in her haste she didn't notice the roller skate on the top stair, she slipped, fell and lay at the bottom, grey, still and to all appearances, dead! |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by xanthe on Sep 3rd, 2003, 10:14pm *sniggering most reprehensibly* |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Ianswythe on Sep 3rd, 2003, 10:14pm Len was furious, "bloody men! Thinks foreplay is something you do on the golf course!" she muttered to herself."Prude am I, well I'll show him!" and pulling off her dress and underwear and dropping them where she stood in the hallway Len strode naked into the dining room. Sorry, too late in posting it! |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by LulieCat on Sep 3rd, 2003, 10:19pm on 09/03/03 at 22:14:22, Ianswythe wrote:
Only to find that everybody else had put their clothes back on! *This is a much more fun storyline than killing Len off again* ;D |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Sioned on Sep 3rd, 2003, 10:37pm Unpeturbed, Len sat down and demanded from a passing waiter "some strong coffee with a positive featherbed of whipped cream please!" and proceeded to rant at the couple on the next table on the evils of men |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Clare on Sep 4th, 2003, 1:09am And then she choked off in horror as she realised that the people at the next table were actually men. "It's OK darling, carry on" said one of the men with an amused smile. |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Kathryn on Sep 4th, 2003, 1:23am *chortling quietly into my coffee* A good thread to read after Anna's story. |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Tassie_Ellen on Sep 4th, 2003, 4:59am Thanks for this, everyone. I've had a pretty miserable week 'cos my nan died at the weekend, and a good laugh was just what the doctor ordered. Please, keep it up (pun definitely NOT intended :o). Ellen *feeling heaps better* |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Carolyn P on Sep 4th, 2003, 8:31am So sorry for your loss Ellen. I hope the weepy stories here havn't been too much for you. Have a hug from us all. |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Tassie_Ellen on Sep 4th, 2003, 8:50am Thank you, Carolyn. Hugs much appreciated. I found that the weepy threads came along at times when I needed a little cry, and then this today has helped the turnaround. Cheers, Ellen |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by PatW on Sep 4th, 2003, 9:00am So sorry for your loss. If the weepy threads help you cry when you need to, that's great. Much better to let it out! |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Rachel on Sep 4th, 2003, 9:32am Len gave a false laugh, and then apologised once more to the men at the neighbouring table. "Not at all Sweetheart," replied the man who had already spoken to her. "What you need is to have your mind taken off your troubles. Come and have a game of tennis with us." Len agreed, and returned to the bedroom to collect her tennis racket (of course she took it on her honeymoon! Don't be so pedantic! ;) ) to find Reg sitting with a lost look on his face. "Len," he said hesitantly, "Do you actually love me, or was I just your escape route out of your family?" |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Rachel on Sep 4th, 2003, 10:01am "Oh lighten up Reg! Get nakey and come out and play tennis!" replied Len, knowing full well that Reg was just trying to guilt trip her into bed. Reg looked at Len worriedly. He really had thought by marrying Len she would have to sleep with him, now it seemed they were going to play tennis. He sat on the edge of the bed after removing his trousers, and asked "But I can keeep my socks on can't I?" |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by LulieCat on Sep 4th, 2003, 10:22am 'I'm sorry, Reg, that isn't allowed,' said Len, gravely, 'But you can keep your hat on.' |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Rachel on Sep 4th, 2003, 10:25am "NOT there!" Len said sternly looking at where Reg had hung his hat. (Guessing Lulie watched "Full Monty" last night?) |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by LulieCat on Sep 4th, 2003, 10:28am You're right, Rachel. The Full Monty is required viewing in our house! |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Rachel on Sep 4th, 2003, 10:30am (Here too Lulie! Heh heh heh) Reg sheepishly placed the hat on his head, and followed Len from the room. They made their way to the tennis court where Len enjoyed herself walloping balls with her tennis racket. |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by xanthe on Sep 4th, 2003, 10:33am She was also quite keen on tennis, which was a shame as after her initial exercise, none of those she was meant to be playing with were feeling ready for a game :P |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Vikki on Sep 4th, 2003, 11:13am In fact, they'd had to go to the first aid hut for treatment, and had emerged with their balls in cleverly contrived slings! :P :P |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Carolyn P on Sep 4th, 2003, 11:15am 'Never mind' she thought 'I can always start on my postcards home.' Dear mama, having a wonderful time. The resort is very interesting and I am meeting lots of new people. I now have a much greater knowledge of what happens to the balls during a game of tennis and I think Reg is still playing with his. Joey looked at the postcard in confusion. "Jack I think Len has a touch of sunstroke. We must go and join her immediatly." |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Jennie on Sep 4th, 2003, 11:36am Jack groaned inwardly. He knew how Len would feel to have her mother butting -in on her honeymoon. 'There's no need for that, it's just that she's newly married, and probably not thinking too straight. Probably overwhelmed with happiness, you know how it can be when you've just got married.' Little did Jack know just how happy Len, his clever, hard-working responsible daughter was at that very moment. |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Rachel on Sep 4th, 2003, 1:18pm Len, with her usual talent for organization, had arranged for all the Naturists to play Progressive games. Len giggled madly as she wondered what Miss Annersley would say if she had been asked to join in Games like these. The were certainly progressive! |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Carolyn P on Sep 4th, 2003, 1:30pm They also helped to extend the vocabulary. Len was certainly learning a lot of new words. Her knot tying skills were also being put to good use. Another good mark for guides. |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Rachel on Sep 4th, 2003, 1:45pm Joey had eventually persuaded Jack that there was something really not right with the postcard she had received from Len, not least the fact that Len had carefully scratched off the address details from the card, and used black marker pen over the majority of the picture on the other side. Jack, in an attempt to be allowed to go back to work, agreed that perhaps Joey should make a flying visit to the resort, but only if she could guarantee him that she knew which resort it was first. Joey went for a quick "dusting" session in Reg's office, and came up with the resort's name and address, but not any other details . . . |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Jennie on Sep 4th, 2003, 1:51pm Returning home, she put the battery for her broomstick on charge, then quickly packed a bag. She knew that she would only have to look at Reg with her pansy black eyes, and call him 'My lamb', and he would tell her about any problems at once. |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Carolyn P on Sep 4th, 2003, 1:56pm on 09/04/03 at 13:51:12, Jennie wrote:
LOL The words 'old hag' come to mind. Now will she be a 'Len' or a 'Reg' I wonder. |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Rachel on Sep 4th, 2003, 3:00pm Joey flew into the South of France, arriving late after everyone had gone to bed for the night. She had just located a bedroom and prepared to settle herself for the night by unpinning her whorls of plaits, and loosing all her hair from it's usual constraints, when she heard a small smothered giggle coming from a room. Thinking it sounded uncommonly like her daughter, Joey set out to investigate, not even taking the time to tie her hair back for once. |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by LulieCat on Sep 4th, 2003, 3:14pm Joey was absolutely horrified to see that her respectable married daughter, her new son-in-law and a lot of men she'd never laid eyes on before were indulging in a midnight feast. She almost fainted when she realised that none of them had a single stitch of clothing on! |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Rachel on Sep 4th, 2003, 3:42pm "Who's the banshee?" asked Reg, not recognising his mother in law with her hair down. "Reginald!" replied Joey, causing that young man to choke on the pint of whiskey Len had handed him some time earlier with the words, "Lighten up for goodness sake! It was your idea to come here for our honeymoon! Even if you can't keep it up, I plan on doing something at least so I can tell my family I've had a good time with you! Now drink that and follow me!" Len looked at her mother. "Rumbled!" she groaned. |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Jennie on Sep 4th, 2003, 4:01pm Of course, we all realise that the real mistake was to marry Reg, never mind having a honeymoon with him. Still, it seems that Len has found some consolations. Thank goodness. |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Ianswythe on Sep 4th, 2003, 4:53pm Sorry to hear of your loss Ellen. A young, red haired and very freckly man stood up "come and join the party" he said waving his glass at her. Jo inhaled sharply and nearly swallowed her tongue. |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Rachel on Sep 4th, 2003, 5:05pm Len shrieked in horror, and Reg covered his face as Jo ripped her clothes off while cackling madly "You want nudity? You GOT it!" |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Chloe on Sep 4th, 2003, 5:07pm Thanks after the day i've had i needed cheering up and to think during the holidays i missed being back at school ::) |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Rachel on Sep 4th, 2003, 6:19pm Fortunately, Jo's wild contortions while attempting to get her support stockings off ( ;) ) meant that her hair whirled round and round, effectively hiding every square inch of flesh, thus saving Reg from the eternal mortification of seeing his mother in law starkers. Len literally rolled around the floor laughing hysterically at her mother, enabling a rather nice looking young chap to assist her from the room to get a breath of fresh air. It turned out he was a family law barrister and this was his first visit to a Naturist resort. When he heard that this was also Len's first visit, he was able to reveal just how uncomfortable he had been the first time he removed his clothing, which Len agreed whole heartedly with. "In fact," Len said candidly, "If I wasn't trying to irritate my new husband to the extent of making him leave me, I would still be here!" "Why wait for that?" Asked the extremely good looking barrister, whose name was Horace (unfortunate but true). "Why don't you just leave him?" "Because I'm a good Catholic girl of course! In fact, I'm trying to get him to leave me on the grounds of refusing to bear children too," said Len with a wicked grin. "My god, you're on your honeymoon and you want it to be over already?" asked Horace. "Yup! That's why I haven't slept with him!" "Wahey!" cried Horace, "You can get an annullment then!" |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by KB on Sep 4th, 2003, 11:28pm Yay! Go, Horace! |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Vikki on Sep 4th, 2003, 11:32pm Reg overheard this conversation and, worried about the other doctors realising that he'd failed to get it up, replied to the e-mail advert he had recieved for generic viagra, and ordered enough to sink a battleship! (or should that be, "enough to raise the Mary Rose"?) ;) ;) |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Emma_N on Sep 4th, 2003, 11:35pm Yet again Reg had failed to read an advert correctly. Being very very tight fisted, when he saw how much the said viagra would cost him, he decided to go with the budget solution... |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Rachel on Sep 4th, 2003, 11:38pm He had his prescription Fed-Ex'ed to him overnight, and it was at breakfast the following morning that he took the dose. He hadn't bothered to read the instructions fully, partly because he was a doctor, but mainly because he was a man, and not reading instructions is part of a male identity. The look on Len's face when... |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Vikki on Sep 4th, 2003, 11:38pm .....a plastic bag, a rubber band, and the vaccuum cleaner.............. ...............all fell victim to Reg's insatiable lust.......... |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Emma_N on Sep 4th, 2003, 11:41pm ...popped out of the box was the final straw. "Thats it Reg." Len screamed "What kind of husband expects his wife to be doing the cleaning on her honeymoon. Or are you suggesting we use these items in some other way"... |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Vikki on Sep 4th, 2003, 11:47pm She recieved her answer, as Reg placed the end of the hoover hose somewhere it was never designed to go anywhere near............. |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Emma_N on Sep 4th, 2003, 11:49pm ...Indeed Len could not have ever predicted that Reg would begin to hoover her hair... |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Rachel on Sep 4th, 2003, 11:51pm It seemed to be doing the trick, and Reg's fortunes seemed to be on the, er, rise |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Vikki on Sep 4th, 2003, 11:57pm unluckily, Len's long chestnut curls became entangled in the workings of the vaccuum cleaner. And, amid her screams of pain, Reg had to cut her free with his penknife....... |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Emma_N on Sep 4th, 2003, 11:59pm ...Len then proceeded to put the penknife to an ever better use... |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Rachel on Sep 5th, 2003, 12:01am With one, naked, graceful leap, Horace was at Len's side. "Don't worry, there are plenty of witnesses to this! You can sue this person for every penny he has for causing damage to you! Come with me and -- who the HELL is THAT?" Joey came rushing across the dining room, her hair still wrapped around herself, almost as if it were an outfit made from a sheet (or pillowcase ;) ) |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Vikki on Sep 5th, 2003, 12:01am ....after all, what did Reg need his foreskin for anyway?........... |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Emma_N on Sep 5th, 2003, 12:05am ...I was thinking along the lines of his entire thingy... |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Rachel on Sep 5th, 2003, 12:18am but he might need it to stir his coffee! |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Esmeralda on Sep 5th, 2003, 12:19am :'( Ouch! |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Rachel on Sep 5th, 2003, 12:20am Ouch indeed since Daisy isn't on hand to butter it for him *****innocent whistling yet again***** |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Esmeralda on Sep 5th, 2003, 12:53am By a strange coinidence, Daisy Venables, who was feeling in need of a holiday, also misread the brochure which Reg had left lying around at the San, and she decided it sounded like an ideal place to take a break. Pausing only to pack a few clothes, and a pound of butter, she headed of to France.... |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Susan on Sep 5th, 2003, 1:35am giggling helplessly (me I mean not Daisy) |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by LulieCat on Sep 5th, 2003, 8:15am Why are you giggling Susan? I always pack a pound of butter when I go on holiday. You never know when you may meet a man in need of it smearing on his family jewels. *Slides off her chair, weeping gently* |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Rachel on Sep 5th, 2003, 8:25am Just as Daisy was arriving at the resort, who should she bump into but Robin Humphries! Robin had been sent by her convent as a goodwill gesture, as the French nuns kept making shrieks to the Vatican about the levels of debauchery in their country, and protesting that they really couldn't cope. Pausing to pack nothing apart from an oversized Rosary, Robin had leapt into the breach and come to her sisters' rescue! |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Vikki on Sep 5th, 2003, 11:20am On arrival at the resort, Robin was so taken with the lifestyle that she decided on her return to the convent, to suggest to Reverend Mother that the convent should introduce monthly naturist weekends, to help the sisters feel more at ease with themselves.............. |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Rachel on Sep 5th, 2003, 11:36am Meanwhile, Horace had got Len a quickie annullment, and he and Len were now getting better aquainted leaving Joey and Reg to |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Esmeralda on Sep 5th, 2003, 11:40am console another with the vacuum cleaner and the plastic bag |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Vikki on Sep 5th, 2003, 11:50am ...not to mention the rubber band........ |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Rachel on Sep 5th, 2003, 11:52am Unfortunately for Reg, the vaccuum cleaner had been sent from the UK, and he was in France, so the plug wouldn't fit in the socket. *****whistling innocently, no it isn't any kind of euphanism at all***** |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Vikki on Sep 5th, 2003, 11:54am Luckily, Jo had an adaptor in her handbag, and promptly produced it, with a flourish! |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Rachel on Sep 5th, 2003, 11:56am Reg looked at the flourish, and the colour drained from his face |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Vikki on Sep 5th, 2003, 12:01pm ..this was due to all the blood rushing from his head down to his thingy..... (Reg suffered from a condition common to most men, he had a brain and a willy, but not enough blood to work them both at once!! ;)) |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Rachel on Sep 5th, 2003, 12:12pm Unfortunately (fortunately?) the colour returned to his face almost immediately ;) |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Vikki on Sep 5th, 2003, 12:16pm ..the internet viagra sellers had ripped him off....... |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Rachel on Sep 5th, 2003, 12:18pm but his breasts were swelling to magnificent proportions |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Lisa_T on Sep 5th, 2003, 1:33pm ..because there had been a mix up, and they'd sent him oestrogen instead! |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by PatW on Sep 5th, 2003, 1:37pm This gave Len yet another reason for an annulment of her marriage. |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by LulieCat on Sep 5th, 2003, 1:49pm Jo, watching Reg's transformation with interest, gave a sudden squawk and rummaged in her bag again. Pulling out her spare corsets she proceeded to strap Reg firmly into it, concerned at the way his new body parts were starting to droop in a most un-1950s manner. 'Go for it, Mamma!' cried Len, as Joey pulled tighter and Reg's face began to turn a delicate shade of puce. ;D (there isn't an innocent smiley) |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Rachel on Sep 5th, 2003, 2:26pm Daisy was ambling around the resort with Robin when they came across the party in which Reg and Joey were dominant. They took one look at Reg and burst out laughing. Reg took one look at them and burst into tears. |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by PatW on Sep 5th, 2003, 3:06pm "Stop picking on me" he wept "I haven't done anything to you. I thought Chalet School girls were taught to behave better than this. No-one else gets bullied." |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Jennie on Sep 5th, 2003, 3:12pm What a snivelling wretch!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by PatW on Sep 5th, 2003, 3:20pm The poor man is completely broken after everything that's been done to him. Think of all the other threads!!!! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by LulieCat on Sep 5th, 2003, 3:34pm 'Don't be such a cry-baby, Reg,' retorted Robin, 'And take those corsets off. If you've got it, flaunt it. I'd give my angelic curls to have boobs like that!' Reg pushed Joey out of the way, tore off the corsets, then from a hidden pocket, he pulled out an electric razor and shaved Robin's head. 'Take these, sugar pie,' he said, handing over the box of pills, 'and your dreams will come true,' |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Marianne on Sep 5th, 2003, 4:04pm 'Reg! Her beautiful curls!' gasped Joey, she withdrew a carving knife from her mary-poppins bag and stabbed Reg thirty times in the chest, cackling wildly as she did so. |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Esmeralda on Sep 5th, 2003, 4:08pm "Jo!" A horrified Daisy reached for her butter |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Rachel on Sep 5th, 2003, 5:45pm Daisy took the knife from Jo, and used it to spread butter all over Reg, before tenderly wrapping him in a space blanket, you know, the nice shiny one that look like they're made out of, oh look, tinfoil! "I've been waiting YEARS to try out this recipe . . .I mean TREATMENT" Dasiy told the fascinated group who were watching Daisy while slowly edging from the room. "Someone help me carry him to the Kitchens." A pause. "For WARMTH you fools!" |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Lesley on Sep 5th, 2003, 8:01pm Thank you all so much! After the story I've been writing this week I needed a laugh!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Rachel on Sep 5th, 2003, 10:56pm In the kitchen, Daisy had Reg lifted onto the cooker, to keep him warm. Reg looked into her lovely eyes and whispered "Thankyou Daisy. They were going to kill me." Daisy looked down at him. "You poor thing." she said. "Killing you would be such a waste - all the best dishes are cooked with the freshest possible ingredients - I couldn't allow this opportunity to pass by to try the freshest possible version of a favourite Chalet School dish." Reg looked up, comprehension slowly dawning. He tried to roll off of the cooker, but was so weak from blood loss that he was unable to do so. Daisy smiled into his face, and merrily sprinkled salt and pepper over him. |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by LulieCat on Sep 5th, 2003, 11:09pm They do say humans taste like pork (I almost typed port then ,but i suppose that must depend on individuals!) |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Emma_N on Sep 5th, 2003, 11:37pm What a nice thought.... *Emma wonders off feeling sick.............and makes a rapid recovery* Daisy had secretly rather fancied Reg for years so she decided that she'd make the most of having him in such a helpless state. Pulling him off the cooker she then proceeded to administer the kiss of life (even though strictly he didn't need it!) and then rubbed the magic butter into his chest. "Wow it really does work" she thought to herself "I don't know how I've done it but all his cuts have gone. It's a miracle!" Reg then perked up and looking straight into Daisy's eyes said the four words she had been longing to hear for so long. "Will you marry me?" Reg began "Don't worry about me and Len, nothing happened between us so it's fine for us to tie the knot." |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Esmeralda on Sep 5th, 2003, 11:54pm "Really?" Daisy with a glint in her eyes rapidly tied a knot in Reg's |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Lesley on Sep 6th, 2003, 5:58am thingy! |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Marianne on Sep 6th, 2003, 10:12am Reg then was worried about having to divorce Len but Joey soon put a stop to those worries, they had never been married, Joey had seen to it that she was the Preist at the wedding. Hence two days later Reg and Daisy were married, nine months later Daisy gave birth to sextuplets... |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Vikki on Sep 6th, 2003, 11:00am Meanwhile, Len had decided to buy the naturist resort, and had arranged for all future half term excursions from the school to be accommadated at half price........ |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by edith on Sep 6th, 2003, 1:08pm This post is really cheering me up! After all the little things that have upset me this week! |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Vikki on Sep 6th, 2003, 1:26pm Happy to help Edith!! ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Lisa_T on Sep 6th, 2003, 2:25pm New title: "The Chalet School and the Naturist Resort"!! |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Marianne on Sep 6th, 2003, 2:31pm much to the annoyance of Hilda who thought they should all be allowed to go for free! |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by KB on Sep 7th, 2003, 6:19am However, after a meeting with Len, when it was agreed that the staff could go for free whenever they had a few days off, she agreed to pay for the girls. |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by xanthe on Sep 7th, 2003, 8:03am *giggling helplessly* you lot are mad - totally mad! (not that I'm complaining, mind you) |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by KB on Sep 7th, 2003, 8:12am It takes one to know one... |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by xanthe on Sep 7th, 2003, 8:16am Oh absolutely - I never said I wasn't mad... ;D |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Lesley on Sep 7th, 2003, 8:47am You wouldn't want to be sane - It would be very boring! |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by KB on Sep 7th, 2003, 11:50am How do you know whether it's boring or not, Lesley? |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Lesley on Sep 7th, 2003, 1:25pm Am I insulted? ;D ;D ;D ;D KB. It was an assumption based on all those people I know who wouldn't dream of doing anything like this - and really seem to lead booooooring lives! ;) |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Sindhu on Sep 7th, 2003, 1:46pm Oh God, I can't laugh anymore! How do you people DO this!!? PS. I NEVER thought this could happen, but I'm actually feeling a bit sorry for Reg by now-the way he is treated on the CBB is unbelivable! ::) |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Lesley on Sep 7th, 2003, 1:59pm Sindhu Go stand under a cold shower - you're in danger of becoming seriously deranged! Feel sorry for Reg? ;D |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Susan on Sep 7th, 2003, 2:42pm He deserves it. |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by xanthe on Sep 7th, 2003, 2:59pm on 09/07/03 at 14:42:29, Susan wrote:
That sounds so very determined and final. I am a little scared. But heartily in agreement. |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Lisa_T on Sep 7th, 2003, 4:30pm Then Hilda had a bright idea. She realised that it would be the parents who would be doing the paying, and that if prices were made extortionate and thus exclusive, some of the snobbier parents would certainly cough up. That would mean all the more money for the staff when they went to enjoy *their* times at the resort. She was sure that with a little financial incentive, Len would be convinced to give them a truly er, luxurious experience... |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Lesley on Sep 7th, 2003, 4:54pm Especially if she were to introduce her collection of riding whips! (She enjoyed horse riding of course - what else did you think it was?) ;) |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by LulieCat on Sep 7th, 2003, 7:10pm Len wasn't too sure the riding whips were a good idea. She, for one, didn't want to go riding naked. The thought of the saddle sores was almost too much. |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by KB on Sep 8th, 2003, 4:01am However Hilda was determined, and suggested that care of leather would be a useful lesson for the girls to learn. Soon, she had persuaded her former pupil and Len sent in the orders. |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Jennie on Sep 8th, 2003, 8:45am Whilst she was ordering a few things from the saddlers, her eye fell on a different sort of catalogue for a very different type of leather goods. After a few moments' pause for thought, she wrote out a large order for various different items that she knew would come in handy for whan the girls arrived. She also decided to enlarge the number of 'specialist' magazines in which to advertise the services of her new business. 'Much better than being married to boring old Reg', she thought. 'Just think, if Reg hadn't made that stupid mistake, I'd be stuck on the boring old Platz, having babies.' |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Vikki on Sep 8th, 2003, 10:51am Oh my god!!! What did I start with this thread!? :o :o :o :o |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Jennie on Sep 8th, 2003, 11:35am I thought you wanted us to enjoy ourselves, said Jennie with an air of injured innocence. |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Vikki on Sep 8th, 2003, 1:41pm Yes, but I didn't quite intend for Len to set up an S & M holiday camp!?! :o :o :o :o |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Jennie on Sep 8th, 2003, 1:46pm What 's S & M, asks Jennie, still looking very innocent. Doesn't everyone want to see the very latest range of ferretskin underwear, just the thing for a long cold winter in the Oberland. |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Vikki on Sep 8th, 2003, 1:52pm *thinks Matey and Miss Annersley might be interested to investigate Jennie's holiday reading material!* ;) ;) |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Jennie on Sep 8th, 2003, 2:26pm All perfectly innocent, at least, it's all in brown wrappers. |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Vikki on Sep 8th, 2003, 2:32pm on 09/08/03 at 14:26:36, Jennie wrote:
Ah, that sure sign that the book in question would not meet with the aproval of the authorities........... |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Jennie on Sep 8th, 2003, 2:48pm Jennie skulks off to sulk in a secluded corner where no-one can disturb her, offended that her mental purity has been doubted. |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Vikki on Sep 8th, 2003, 2:52pm *reassures Jennie that she is definitely not the only one with dubious reading habits!* (dubious, in this case meaning that the CS authorities would not approve of them!) ;) |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Ally on Sep 8th, 2003, 2:55pm *gasp* :o You've read 'Gone with the Wind' and 'Forever Amber' |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Vikki on Sep 8th, 2003, 3:02pm Well, I did have "Gone with the Wind" out from the library for about six months once. I never did get around to reading it though! ::) |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Jennie on Sep 8th, 2003, 3:36pm It's not that shocking now, neither is forever Amber. You can borrow much worse from the library nowadays. |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Vikki on Sep 8th, 2003, 3:42pm on 09/08/03 at 15:36:37, Jennie wrote:
....and I probably have! :-X ;) |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Ally on Sep 8th, 2003, 3:50pm Well it looks like your minds need cleansing. You can borrow my copy of 'Wide Wide World' after I finish it ;) |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Vikki on Sep 8th, 2003, 3:54pm Uh, thanks Ally! *tries to hide the hint of sarcasm in her tone!* ;) |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Ally on Sep 8th, 2003, 4:10pm My pleasure! ;D Actually I did read about 2 pages of this book at the weekend, and discovered 2 chaletisms. Ellen wakes her mother up by rubbing her cheek, and her mother is ill and going to Europe, whilst Ellen has to stay with an aunt... sound familiar? .... I think EBD definitely read this! *Is not really as pi, as she might seem! ;)* |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Carolyn P on Sep 8th, 2003, 8:08pm I have several Elsie books I could post snippets from if anyone's reading matter is in need of erm...erm... uplifting. Carolyn * tongue firmly in cheek, although really is the proud owner of a number of Elsie books* |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Emma_N on Sep 8th, 2003, 9:28pm I'm sure that Miss Annersley and Matey would approve of my reading material, it is mainly the Chalet School series!! I've read Forever Amber and thought that it was a brilliant book, one of those books you can't put down once you've started to read it. I also love The Greengage Summer and No Talking After Lights, I don't think I'd get in too much trouble with the authorities ;). |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by xanthe on Sep 8th, 2003, 9:45pm on 09/08/03 at 20:08:08, Carolyn P wrote:
*giggles* actually, I'd love to know what they're like, so if you have the time/inclination to provide us with the odd extract... ;D |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Carolyn P on Sep 8th, 2003, 9:49pm Eventually, my dear, eventually. Unless I can get the text reader for the scanner to be good enough - probably not. The books are great if you don't take them too seriously. I will look up Elsies advice to young married women, it is surprisingly feminist. |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Emma_N on Sep 8th, 2003, 9:50pm I'd love to see some extracts from the Elsie books as well... |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by xanthe on Sep 8th, 2003, 9:51pm *smiles very sweetly at Carolyn* (this usually scares people into doing what I want...) |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Carolyn P on Sep 8th, 2003, 10:00pm OK OK give me half an hour or so. It will be a very short extract I can promise you. Watch this thread. |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Carolyn P on Sep 8th, 2003, 10:32pm Here we are... “But mamma, do you think the man should always rule and have his way in everything?” “I think a wife’s best plan, if she desires to have her own way, is always to be or to seem ready to give up to her husband. Don’t deny or oppose their claim to authority, and they are not likely to care to exert it.” “If I were only as wise and good as you, mamma!” murmured Zoe with a sigh. “Ah, dear, I am not at all good: and as to the wisdom, I trust it will come to you with years; there is an old saying that we cannot expect to find gray heads on green shoulders.” From Elsie’s New Relations. Elsie’s advice to her young daughter – in – law who is struggling to adjust to the married life and letting her husband rule her in the same way her father did. I always thought this advice was slightly out of character for Elsie. I looked through that book but couldn't see another really short extract, so I'll sort out some longer ones when I have the time - ha ha ha, when I ignore what I should be doing and do this anyway. |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Rachel on Sep 9th, 2003, 8:16am Oh Carolyn that extract was just what was required. It has cleansed my mind from the filth of all these drabbles and drabblers ( :P ) and no more will I be adding to the degredation taking place before your very eyes. Rachel ~ pure as the driven snow in the city centre after the dogs have all piddled in it, the drunks have vomited in it and the snow plough has turned it all to grey sludge. By the way, Len also decided it would be a good idea to stock up on rechargeable batteries . . . |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by xanthe on Sep 9th, 2003, 8:37am *giggles* thank you Carolyn! ;D |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Carolyn P on Sep 9th, 2003, 6:07pm 'Twas a pleasure. Well almost. |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by KB on Sep 9th, 2003, 11:34pm Here you are. You can read the whole first book: http://members.tripod.com/ddj9999/girlser/dinsmore1.html |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Ally on Sep 10th, 2003, 4:04pm For a while the Mistresses enjoyed spending their weekend off at Len's resort, and spending their pupils money. There was always something new to enjoy, and the misstresses certainly came back feeling relaxed, if a little tired. The trouble began when a group of middles discovered the brochure for the resort, that their form mistress Miss Ferrars, had mistakenly left on the desk. Unfortunately, this was not the same brochure that Reg had seen, as Len had produced a new glossy one, that featured prominently her best clients. Consequently it was rather difficult for Kathie to explain just what her, and Nancy Wilmot were doing in one particular picture. |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Marianne on Sep 10th, 2003, 4:15pm Form time came and the girls were giggling wildly over their little find, 'Miss Ferras - why are you um...naked?' |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Vikki on Sep 10th, 2003, 10:13pm "erm, well, you see, it'd been raining, and my clothes got wet so I had to take them off" stammered the embarrassed mistress, turning bright red.............. |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Rachel on Sep 10th, 2003, 10:58pm "But why is Miss Wilmott also naked and holding those handcuffs?" asked one bright spark whose parents NEVER monitered her reading or television viewing during the holidays, and thus had a very good idea of what was really going on. |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Emma_N on Sep 10th, 2003, 11:01pm The girls in Miss Ferrars' form were quick to notice their mistresses embarrasment and began to question her further... "But Miss Ferrarrs" began Jolene the form prefect "What are you and Miss Wilmot doing in that booklet. Why are you naked and more to the point, why are you both lying on the ground together?" At this Kathy realised that she had to put a stop to these questions before her form got out of hand. Obviously she couldn't tell the girls what Nancy and herself had been up to!! Kathy began to think of an answer that would satisfy the curiosity of her form, she was well aware that at their age (between 14 and 15) she would have been asking exactly the same questions if she had been put in the same situation. "Well girls" Kathy began "You see, as I said before there was a sudden rainstorm and Miss Wilmot and myself got soaked through so we decided that it would be better to remove our wet clothes rather than risking catching a chill or something..." Even as she finished speaking Kathy realised that the girls would not believe that story. Secretly Kathy was just pleased that Len hadn't included the picture of Miss Wilson and Miss Annersley... |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Emma_N on Sep 10th, 2003, 11:03pm Could we have them all in handcuffs?.... |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Emma_N on Sep 10th, 2003, 11:10pm ...because they had all been arrested by the police for flashing at innocent passers by of course... ;) ;) BTW Vikki did you want a dustjacket for Wins the Trick 'cos my hardback arrived this morning. |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Vikki on Sep 10th, 2003, 11:22pm Ooh! yes please Emma! Are there any others you need, or should I send you a cheque? :) :) |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Emma_N on Sep 10th, 2003, 11:45pm No it's OK Vikki cos you sent me 3 dustjackets plus I get free photocopying (it's handy knowing the blokes at the local photocopying shop ;)). |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Vikki on Sep 10th, 2003, 11:57pm Are you sure, Emma? Thank you ever so much! :-* :) *sends Emma a big hug!* *also wonders what Emma does to get free photocopying from these guys?* ;) ;) |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Jennie on Sep 11th, 2003, 8:34am Vikki, behave yourself. As if she would! Jennie secretly believes that the men in the photocopier shop don't want to hear any more about the CS becouse they have no idea of how wonderful it is, so they give free copies to anyone who starts to tell them about it. Now there's an idea for all of us. They'll think we're mad and do anything to get us out of their shops. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Vikki on Sep 11th, 2003, 10:03am Sounds like a good plan,Jennie! ;) *apologises to Emma for possibly implying that she might have been getting free photocopying by some nefarious means* |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Lisa_T on Sep 11th, 2003, 11:16am A hardback of Wins the Trick? Oh Emma! I have it in pb of course and was never too keen on it. I'm dying to know whether it's very different in HB. Maybe you could volunteer to type it up for us? *sweet hopeful smile in Emma's direction* Now I suppose I'd better hunt down those bibliographies. I am officially now a PhD student. With WORK to do! >:( Forgot to sign in! |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Ally on Sep 11th, 2003, 11:53am 'Oh, yes the handcuff's, I think you'll find they are really ear-muffs.' Said Kathie, desperately trying to think of something! 'Now girls, I hope you have finished all your work. The girls subsided for a few minutes, but when they were let loose at the bell, they disappeared into a corner and discussed, with great animation, what they had seen. |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Emma_N on Sep 11th, 2003, 2:37pm Lisa, the hardback is much better! I had the paperback before and thought the story was rubbish too. Yes I'll make a start on typing it up for you (or scanning it ;)). BTW the boy in the photocopier shop is a friend I was in the 6th form with nothing more and nothing less!!! |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Jennie on Sep 11th, 2003, 2:41pm See, Vikki, I told you so! Mind you, I thought my solution was much, much better. |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Lisa_T on Sep 11th, 2003, 6:28pm Aww, isn't Emma lovely? Don't worry Emma, if Vikki and Co are implying that you've been up to no good with that guy from the photocopying shop, I'll defend your reputation! ;) |
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Title: Re: A honeymoon mistake..... Post by Vikki on Sep 11th, 2003, 10:33pm You know, I didn't actually make any allegations against Emma, it's just the way you lot interpreted my innocent question! :P Vikki *is very grateful to Emma for the forthcoming dustjacket, and is glad that Emma was in the sixth form with the photocopy guy!* |
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