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(Message started by: Vikki on Jan 15th, 2004, 12:44am)

Title: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more....
Post by Vikki on Jan 15th, 2004, 12:44am
Archived for cloning!

part one ~ http://members.lycos.co.uk/thecbb/csholo.htm

part two ~ http://members.lycos.co.uk/thecbb/csholo2.htm

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by KB on Jan 15th, 2004, 12:51am
Thank you, Vikki. It's nice to get rid of the clones.

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Vikki on Jan 15th, 2004, 12:59am
Well, I always like to get rid of them as soon as possible, so they don't tempt the TEM back!!

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by KB on Jan 15th, 2004, 1:03am
Good thinking! *looks at Vikki admiringly*

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Vikki on Jan 15th, 2004, 1:06am
*squirms uncomfortably under KB's admiring gaze*

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by KB on Jan 15th, 2004, 1:07am
*thinks Vikki will have to get used to people thinking good things about her*

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Vikki on Jan 15th, 2004, 1:10am
*looks even less comfortable!*

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by KB on Jan 15th, 2004, 1:12am
*envelops Vikki in huuuuuuuge huggle*
*produces smelling salts to bring her around*
:-[ Sorry. :-[

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Vikki on Jan 15th, 2004, 1:18am
That's okay honey, and the huggle was very nice!! :-* :-*

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by KB on Jan 15th, 2004, 1:54am
I'm impressed you remember any of it!

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Chloe on Jan 15th, 2004, 5:28pm
That was great Rachel, but may we have some more story please  :)

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Vikki on Jan 15th, 2004, 6:45pm
Hang on, Rachel posted last didn't she? So we should be chanting for Carolyn, surely?

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Rachel on Jan 15th, 2004, 7:10pm
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Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Vikki on Jan 15th, 2004, 7:24pm
Subtle, Rachel, subtle............................. ;) ::)

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Carolyn P on Jan 15th, 2004, 8:18pm
Urm, thank you Rachel.
The next part will be posted when I've found the answer to a certain question, which is proving rather eluive at the moment.

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Vikki on Jan 15th, 2004, 9:37pm
Well, Carolyn, dearie, if you asked us the question, then we might be able to supply the answer....... ;)

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Rachel on Jan 15th, 2004, 10:12pm

on 01/15/04 at 19:24:48, Vikki wrote:
Subtle, Rachel, subtle............................. ;) ::)



Well, I try   ;D

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Carolyn P on Jan 15th, 2004, 10:21pm
Madge and Ethelina had tickets back to the Gornetz Platz, but as they were already in transit, so to speak Madge decided to go back the long way round and check up on her daughters. The two were soon seated in a plane flying over the Pacific, Madge in first class of course and Ethelina in coach.

The young girl was a little bored during the long flight and with no adult to tell her differently decided to do a little exploring. She was very careful to avoid the other passengers and to make short forays so that the stewardesses did not notice she was missing. She crawled down the aisle when most of the passengers in coach were watching the in flight movie, and finding some untied shoe laces decided to be helpful and retie them.

The flight was a long one, but landed at last in Australia. Ethelina  was directed through the airport and met Madge at customs. After a lengthy hold up the two were allowed into the country, but not before Madge had paid a hefty bribe to the customs officer. He had held out for a long while but had eventually given in and searched her, although he had drawn the line at what Madge euphemistically called a ‘full search’. As they passed out of the airport they noticed an ambulance drawn up at the side of the airplane they had recently arrived on. Further enquiry brought out two facts, firstly that they were extremely nosey and rude, and secondly that two passengers on the flight had died of thrombosis, brought on by not being able to move their legs for most of the flight, apparently their shoelaces had been knotted together that tightly that twenty five boy scouts had also perished in the attempt to untie them.
“Oh, well,” sniffed Madge, “That is what comes of flying coach. They should have taken more care and booked first class seats.”

Madge had not actually warned her daughters that she was coming but had an unerring instinct as to where to find them. She led Ethelina across Melbourne into some very unsavoury looking streets, and then into a bar. Ethelina looked around. There was a pool table with five balls, a broken cue and half a triangle. The bar had a number of overflowing ashtrays, and in one corner sat 4 women, half bent over a flickering screen and making odd noises under their breath. Ethelina crept forward and caught a sound coming from their lips, a half whisper, “yibble, yibble, yibble…” Madge took her by the shoulder and steered her away. At the other side of the room were two girls whom Madge briefly introduced as, “Sybil and Jossete, my daughters.” Ethelina sat quietly next to the Madge until the conversation grew so boring with Madge talking non stop about her family that she felt she had to creep away before she turned to stone.

She was fascinated by the odd group on the other side of the room and crept nearer and nearer. The group were still muttering to themselves, and the one who appeared to be in charge was also typing non-stop. Her fingers flew faster and faster over the keyboard.
“Hey KB, champion yibbler,” muttered one of the group in admiration.
“Nonsense Adelheid, I don’t yibble, I contribute” muttered the leader, never ceasing to type.
“Yibble, yibble, yibble,” went another member of the group. KB looked around sternly, “We Australians have a standard to uphold, come on Kirsty, Kathryn, you don’t want us all to branded as Emmy Hope’s do you?”
Kb continued to type as Ethelina looked on fascinated. The group was still yibbling and now KB was typing so fast that smoke was beginning to seep from between her fingers. Ethelina stared at this, beginning to feel slightly afraid. She noticed that she was holding her breath and forced herself to let it out slowly as the first flame appeared. Still KB typed, even faster if that was possible, and the four figures kept their gaze fixed firmly on the screen.

Madge was suddenly behind her. “Ethelina, please remember that not only is it rude to eavesdrop, but much worse, it is not the behaviour of a Chalet Girl. Now do come and bid farewell to the girls.”
Ethelina went to do so and to her shock she saw that Sybil and Josette were sat stock still. She reached out her hand to shake theirs, but on touching them found that they were hard and cold. Stone in fact. Madge had bored them so much, that as Ethelina had feared they had turned to stone. Madge seemed not to notice and waved a cheery good-bye in their direction before leading Ethelina out of the door. When they reached the end of the block they young girl turned around with a sudden premonition and saw flames had enveloped the building and through the flames she could see four figures still sat around a small screen.


Back at the Platz Matey was still suffering. Now almost completely toothless she was finding that she had a metallic taste in her mouth constantly. That however was nothing to the worrying fact that her nails were slowly dropping off and she was now covered in bruises. She had locked her door and no-one had seen her for almost a week.

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Pat on Jan 15th, 2004, 10:34pm
Lol!!! Is this the start of that threatened attack against all of as, by any chance! 8oo 8oo 8oo

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Vikki on Jan 15th, 2004, 10:47pm
Oka-ay....................Thanks Carolyn! (I think!) :-/ ::)
*starting to feel very nervous now, but chanting for Rachel's post anyway.....*

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Lesley on Jan 15th, 2004, 10:48pm
Does anyone else picture KB as Nero - fiddling when Rome burned? ;D

More please Rachel!

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Carolyn P on Jan 15th, 2004, 10:50pm
Pat, well now, that would be teling...

For those of you who want to play "Count Along with the Corpses" here are the figures so far:

003 - Hilda, Jem, Reg (at the end of the Xmas special, but counting in here)
018 - Prefects
004 - Joan, Gaudenz, Kathie, Nancy
002 - Jack and Joey
177 - Middles
012 - Mistresses on bus
324 - Swiss village
067 - Millies
015 - Millies staff
038 - Platz residents

250582 - Interlaken residents
   111 -  CS Juniors
   732 - Tourists
       2 - Billy and Rachel's brother

2 un-named from Thrombosis
25 Boy scouts from tangled knots
2  Sybil and Josette bored to death
4  CBBer's (KB, Adelheid, Kirsty, and Kathryn) from Yibbling

New Total 252120



Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Pat on Jan 15th, 2004, 10:52pm
What have you got against the Aussies todo them in forst, Carolyn?!!!  ;D

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Carolyn P on Jan 15th, 2004, 10:55pm
Nothing, it was handy, Madge was on her travels and with Sybil and Josette being there what else could I do?

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Vikki on Jan 15th, 2004, 10:57pm
*wondering what KB's reaction will be......* ;) ;D

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Pat on Jan 15th, 2004, 11:00pm

on 01/15/04 at 22:57:21, Vikki wrote:
*wondering what KB's reaction will be......* ;) ;D

That'll be fun to see!!!  Mind you, KB's not the only champoin yibbler, is she?  ;) ;)

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by PatMac on Jan 15th, 2004, 11:02pm
The body count has probably risen even more through CBBers laughing themselves to death, Carolyn.

*Kate Adie to camera crew*  "Would you believe that stupid producer thought we should have covered the flood in Interlaken.  Just as if we were an ORDINARY crew!  The cheek of it.   Well nothing's happening here.  I wish there was,  but even the Middles are keeping out of sight.  And I haven't seen that Madge woman for days."

*cameraman mutters about deaths in Vermont.*

"Rubbish, Not enough to interest US only a couple of computer nerds!  Besides people will blame everything on the CBB or this dratted school now.  I'll bet the tabloids say they are responsible for tying those passengers shoelaces too tight in Australia." *laughs and tosses windblwn hair*  "Let's go and have another coffee."

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Carolyn P on Jan 15th, 2004, 11:04pm
I hoped she would be on before I went to bed, but unfortunatly...

I must let on that she knew something was in the pipeline as I need to know who was living in the same city, but that's all I asked her.

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Vikki on Jan 15th, 2004, 11:09pm
*looks around, trying to work out who Pat could be talking about!!* ;)

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Pat on Jan 15th, 2004, 11:16pm
You couldn't possibly guess, could you Vikki?!  ::) :P

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Vikki on Jan 15th, 2004, 11:27pm
I just can't think! ::) I mean, Xan's not on tonight, maybe you meant Carolyn?

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Susan on Jan 16th, 2004, 1:58am
Funnier and funnier!! How ever are you going to manage about us Britishers?  We are rather scattered!

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Kathy_S on Jan 16th, 2004, 2:02am
Will even Carolyn & Rachel survive?  There's a question.

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Vikki on Jan 16th, 2004, 2:12am

on 01/16/04 at 01:58:09, Susan wrote:
Funnier and funnier!! How ever are you going to manage about us Britishers?  We are rather scattered!


I have a feeling the Gathering may be used to aid the plot.......

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by KB on Jan 16th, 2004, 2:56am
How can I possibly say anything, now that I've been burned to death? And where's a smokey smiley when you need one?

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Kathryn on Jan 16th, 2004, 5:03am
Hmmm, smoky smiley .........................8oo (trail of smoke coming from a fried Aussie CBBer)

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by KB on Jan 16th, 2004, 5:18am
Yes, that's a good one, Kathryn!

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by PatMac on Jan 16th, 2004, 7:39am
Are you posting via ouija board, KB?

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by KB on Jan 16th, 2004, 9:37am
It was the only thing I could come up with!

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Rachel on Jan 16th, 2004, 2:28pm
Madge and Ethelina soon found themselves back on a plane, this time bound for Switzerland. This time Madge had agreed to let Ethelina fly first class also, mainly die to the fact that Ethelina had produced from a pocket, with the air of a cunning conjuror, four purses stuffed full of Aussie cash. At Madge's raised eyebrow, Ethelina had apologetically told her Headmistress that she had liberated the cash from the four strange women in the bar.
     "Do you mean strange as in 'strangers' or as iin 'the most peculiar women you have ever had the misfortune to come across in your entire life'?" Madge queried.
     "Oh definitely the second one miss," squeaked Ethelina, all excited as she had now been given a speaking part which meant her fee would go up. "They were right peculiar weren't they miss?"
Madge bestowed a dazzling smile on the little junior's example of impeccable good taste as taught by the CS and had even deigned to hold the child's hand as they walked the airport concourse.

The flight home was uneventful, apart from one minor incident which all aboard the aircraft were completely ignorant. The pilot, for reasons best known to himself, decided to fly over Canada en route to Switzerland. As the plane was cruising over at 30,000 feet, Ethelina decided she really needed a wee. As this was the first wee she had gone for since starting at the CS, it was a long wee. She sat and pee'ed as no girl had ever pee'ed before. When she was finally done, the plane was still over Canada. Ethelina pulled the flush, and the waste did what all good waste does upon being flushed on an airplane. It froze into a solid block which fell to earth, crashing into a certain house where a girl called Chelsea was sitting typing at her computer and trying to find out what had happened to KB, or the Aussie Yibbler as she was generally known in PMs. The block of frozen wee decimated the house, the computer and Chelsea, who in an ironical twist of fate was known as "Crashbb" - forever more she would be remembered affectionately as "Crashweewee".

The block of frozen wee had further repercussions for the town in which Chelsea lived. It set off reverberations that reverberated as only reverberations can, triggering an almighty earthquake. Neverbefore had the residents of this area considered themselves to be at risk of earthquakes, but they had one now. The earth trembled, it quaked and split. Out of the gaping crevasses caused by the earthquake, lava spewed forth, overwhelming the town, the province and finally the whole country. Canada was wiped out by one block of wee.

The plane eventually landed in Switzerland and Madge and Ethelina made their way back to the Platz, chatting amicably together about their adventures. They arrived near to their home to find, by a curious twist of time zones, that they had landed the day before they left. This led to much confusion, so Madge and Ethelina took themselves off to stay in a Pension for the night, where they had a splendid evening eating too much food, staying up too late and finally tumbling into bed an hour before breakfast time.

The floowing day, making sure that time-wise Rosalie would already have been contacted to send the airfares to Vermont, they sauntered along the Platz and entered the school half an hour after Rosalie had received the phone call.
     "Oh there you are Madge. The post is on your desk, there are three phone calls from the police, seventy three calls from parents and a telegram from the Queen. Oh, and Matilda wants to see you. Bill Wilson said she shouldn't but you know what Matilda is like by now," smiled Rosalie
     "Don't I just!" groaned Madge hurling herself into her chair. "Rosalie, I want you to buy an answering machine for the telephone and then just leave it on. I can't be bothered with answering calls from parents all the time. After all, we are in loco parentis, so it's up to us to decide what is best for the girls. And file the post inthe cylindrical filing cannister would you?"

Rosalie chucked the post in the bin and made her way to the door. "Oh! I nearly forgot!" she said. "Karen has resigned. Apparently her and Anna are setting up home on the platz and have offered to adopt Ethelina."
Ethelina squeaked in dismay - she recognised this for what it was. In a bid to avoid paying her any more repeat appearance fees, she was to be sidelined.
     "I wont go!" she declared dramatically.
Rosalie cuffed her round the head. "You'll do as you're told and stay silent. Do you think we're made of money? Stop talking!"
Ethelina muttered under her breath, but Rosalie clamped a hand firmly over the childs mouth so no actual words could be heard and dragged her out of Madge's office and handed her over to Anna and Karen who wept with joy over their "baby".


MEANWHILE

Matey fell out of bed and broke her nose. This resulted in lots of blood and snot mingling in a big dribble down her face.

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Rachel on Jan 16th, 2004, 2:31pm
For those of you who want to play "Count Along with the Corpses" here are the figures so far:

00000003 - Hilda, Jem, Reg (at the end of the Xmas special, but counting in here)
00000018 - Prefects
00000004 - Joan, Gaudenz, Kathie, Nancy
00000002 - Jack and Joey
00000177 - Middles
00000012 - Mistresses on bus
00000324 - Swiss village
00000067 - Millies
00000015 - Millies staff
00000038 - Platz residents
00250582 - Interlaken residents
00000111 -  CS Juniors
00000732 - Tourists
00000002 - Billy and Rachel's brother
00000002 un-named from Thrombosis
00000025 Boy scouts from tangled knots
00000002  Sybil and Josette bored to death
00000004  CBBer's (KB, Adelheid, Kirsty, and Kathryn) from Yibbling
00000001 - Crashweewee
31714637 - population of Canada

31966757 - NEW TOTAL!!

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Pat on Jan 16th, 2004, 2:33pm
Rachel!! That nearly had me behaving like Jo at Island Gala!!!  Trying not to laugh out loud in the library!!!

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Rachel on Jan 16th, 2004, 2:35pm

on 01/16/04 at 14:33:22, Pat wrote:
Rachel!! That nearly had me behaving like Jo at Island Gala!!!  Trying not to laugh out loud in the library!!!



Why are you laughing at others misfortunes? This is a tragic tale that Carolyn and I have to tell, you should be mourning the loss of others!

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Carolyn P on Jan 16th, 2004, 2:40pm
In tears.

This is such a tragic tale we have to tell.

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Pat on Jan 16th, 2004, 2:40pm
Rachel, when you add your method of killing off Chelsea, to the discussion going on on GO at the moment about public loos.....!!!!!  I was silently howling!!!

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Rachel on Jan 16th, 2004, 2:42pm

on 01/16/04 at 14:40:59, Pat wrote:
when you add your method of killing off Chelsea, to the discussion going on on GO at the moment about public loos.....!!!!!



You have to admit I'm topical if nothing else  ;D

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Pat on Jan 16th, 2004, 2:45pm
There is that!!  Is that what inspired you?!

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Rachel on Jan 16th, 2004, 2:53pm
Perhaps it had a teensy weensy itty bitty influence on an idea. I mean, how much would poor Ethelina's bladder be holding by this point? You have to admit, it must have been a huge block of ice to have such a devastating effect. Brings a tear to my eye as I think about it.

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Alex on Jan 16th, 2004, 2:54pm
I think you're getting ahead of yourself Rachel. If Crash is in Canada already then she's been included twice, so your running total is (only) 31966756!

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Pat on Jan 16th, 2004, 2:55pm
At what?  The passing of it, or the effect of it's landing?!!
*Landing the thread solidly in the gutter!*

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by crashbb on Jan 16th, 2004, 2:57pm
LOL and looking up to the ceiling in fear of flying..umm..ice blocks.  I cannot believe that you took out my entire country!  Just you wait, now the US has free route to Europe!

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Abi on Jan 16th, 2004, 3:00pm
*weeps bitterly into a handkerchief.....................................



















































































with laughter* 8oo 8oo 8oo

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by crashbb on Jan 16th, 2004, 3:00pm

on 01/16/04 at 14:54:41, Alex wrote:
I think you're getting ahead of yourself Rachel. If Crash is in Canada already then she's been included twice, so your running total is (only) 31966756!


It's okay.  I was in the lavatory when they were counting, so I got missed in the population stat.

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Pat on Jan 16th, 2004, 3:03pm
That's always supposing that the US is safe!!!  personally I'd rather take them out than Canada, as I prefer the Canadians!

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Jennie on Jan 16th, 2004, 3:07pm
Rachel, I can hardly breathe properly, my sides are aching from so much laughing.
;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Rachel on Jan 16th, 2004, 3:09pm

on 01/16/04 at 15:03:53, Pat wrote:
That's always supposing that the US is safe!!!  personally I'd rather take them out than Canada, as I prefer the Canadians!



this tale is far from over . . .

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Lesley on Jan 16th, 2004, 3:32pm
8oo*Considers the final body count may rise to 6 billion - population of the entire planet!!!*8oo

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Polly1 on Jan 16th, 2004, 3:34pm
Hee hee hee!!!! 8oo
*falls over giggling!*

Thanx lots! That has really cheered me up after a very loooooooooong and horrible day (horrid parents sending snotty letters about something not even to do with me!!!). Feel much better now!  ;D

More!More!More!More!More!More!More!More!More!More!More!More!More!More!More!More!More!More!More!More!More!More!More!More!More!More!More!More!More!More!More!More!More!More!

Please! :-*

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by PatMac on Jan 16th, 2004, 5:36pm
Hilarious, side splitting, riotous I'm running out of superlatives.  When I recover I really would like some more!











right, recovered! Where's the next bit then!

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Chloe on Jan 16th, 2004, 5:59pm
8oo 8oo This is soooooooooo funny thanks you guys

Please may we have some more :)

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Lesley on Jan 16th, 2004, 10:37pm
Carolyn? Isn't it time you posted another bit of this? Please! ;D

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by PatMac on Jan 16th, 2004, 10:43pm

on 01/16/04 at 15:03:53, Pat wrote:
That's always supposing that the US is safe!!!  personally I'd rather take them out than Canada, as I prefer the Canadians!


Taking out the US would give a really bring the body count up!

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Chloe on Jan 16th, 2004, 10:45pm
I'm sure it must be time for more story by now  ::) (please!)

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Rachel on Jan 16th, 2004, 11:50pm

on 01/16/04 at 22:45:11, Chloe wrote:
I'm sure it must be time for more story by now  ::) (please!)



I'd say it was way past time for more story Carolyn! Where are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu??

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Carolyn P on Jan 17th, 2004, 12:01am
Well I was writing Con and Margot... but if you don't want any more of that. ;D


Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Pat on Jan 17th, 2004, 12:05am
You know how greedy we all are!  We want more of both of course!!  I get shouts for both of mine after all!!!

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Chloe on Jan 17th, 2004, 12:06am
:'( can't we have some of both

*looks around hopefully*

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Carolyn P on Jan 17th, 2004, 12:10am
Surely Holocaust at this time of night would give you nightmares, and Con and Margot is far too sad a story to be going to bed on.


Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Rachel on Jan 17th, 2004, 12:11am
But I never have nightmares  :D

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Susan on Jan 17th, 2004, 1:55am
More please whoever is due to post next.

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Kathy_S on Jan 17th, 2004, 2:15am
Oooh, that was close!  Even registered on local seismographs.  
Lights candles for Chelsea, Shander, CAW et al.

:P to Pat,
re/
Quote:
personally I'd rather take [the US] out.

(unless she's just referring to GWB and his little friends)

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by KB on Jan 17th, 2004, 3:26am

on 01/16/04 at 15:32:21, Lesley wrote:
8oo*Considers the final body count may rise to 6 billion - population of the entire planet!!!*8oo


*can't help imagining the whole world being destroyed, except for Carolyn and Rachel, who are still posting parts of this story and wondering why there's no feedback*


Quote:
Surely Holocaust at this time of night would give you nightmares, and Con and Margot is far too sad a story to be going to bed on.


What night? It's 2:30 in the afternoon!

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Lesley on Jan 17th, 2004, 9:17am

on 01/17/04 at 03:26:15, KB wrote:
*can't help imagining the whole world being destroyed, except for Carolyn and Rachel, who are still posting parts of this story and wondering why there's no feedback*


That is if they continue posting at all!

*Looks meaningfully over toward Carolyn.*

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Chloe on Jan 17th, 2004, 9:49am

on 01/17/04 at 00:10:01, Carolyn P wrote:
Surely Holocaust at this time of night would give you nightmares, and Con and Margot is far too sad a story to be going to bed on.


I don't get nightmares that often adn it's not liek if i did i'd wake anyone else up so it's ok, morestory anytime  ;D

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by KB on Jan 17th, 2004, 10:49am

on 01/17/04 at 09:17:49, Lesley wrote:
That is if they continue posting at all!

*Looks meaningfully over toward Carolyn.*


I'm sure they will.....








.........if they have any sense.

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Carolyn P on Jan 17th, 2004, 12:00pm
But KB, I thought you were suggesting I posted the next bit elsewhere. And it's you that keeps posting elsewhere and stopping me posting here.

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by KB on Jan 17th, 2004, 12:03pm
Who said you have to read my 'elsewhere' posts?

And I don't care where you post it, as long as you do post it! >:(

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Carolyn P on Jan 17th, 2004, 12:42pm
A short restful piece to provide a contrast to Canada. Not as many deaths.




Madge left the office and made way to the study for the expected traumatic interview with Matilda. Having dealt with Matilda she left fifteen minutes later white and shacking and in search of Matey.
“Rosalie, just where is Matey, I can’t find her anywhere.”
“Oh, she’s locked herself in her room and won’t answer the door,” replied Rosalie airly.
Madge sighed, “Is she still sulking over Jack Maynard. Silly old biddy. In her absence do you think you could find me some painkillers please.”
“Here you are, I know what effect Matilda has and got these ready.”
“You are wonderful, thanks ever so.”
Madge took the two tablets and then bending down to the table picked up the teapot that was standing on the tray. She turned it over in her hands a few times before flinging it out of the window. Rosalie didn’t raise an eyebrow. The school knowing of this idiosyncrasy had a good supply of cheap teapots, and a special relationship with a crockery shop.

The seniors were not happy at having no middles and juniors to boss around. Anna and Karen were home tutoring Ethelina now so this left just the solitary new middle. She was ignored the older girls completely, spending most of her time writing lists and putting ticks on her pictures of Christmas tree fairies. Tonight was different though. She turned up in the senior common room.
“What are you doing here?”
“Miss Dene said I had to come here as they couldn’t heat the middles room just for me. I’m to join you in lessons as well.”
This produced a stunned silence followed by an indignant outcry, which the middle used to sneak in and take the best seat by the stove.
The seniors congregated at the other end of the room, and in whispers plotted how they would get rid of this interloper. Various ideas were put forward, but none seemed to quite meet the bill. The middle was to all intents and purposes reading quietly by the stove, her back turned to the assembled seniors. A bell rang and she rose from her chair, stumbling towards the wall as she did. One of the seniors laughed, but the middle smiled and said, “Goodnight, oh, and please don’t sit on my chair. I have no wish to catch senior germs.” With this she left the room.
“Cheeky brat. I’m not letting her dictate to me like that,” said one Jocelyn Marvel and stalked across the room to the chair. She sat down. Nothing happened. She wriggled.
“Well, what are you all staring at? You didn’t think that one middle could,” and at this point she broke off, rigid as the electricity flowed through her. Hair on end, shaking and finally dead. Chaos broke out as the girls tried to pull her off the chair and one by one dropped dead, as they too became part of the circuit the middle had designed to protect her chair. It was only after ten bodies had frizzled that one bright spark remembered their science lessons and stopped anyone else touching the bodies. They could now see the wires leading to the plug that the middle had switched on as she stumbled and using a broom handle Gwen Thomas switched it off.

The middle, who had been watching the fun through the keyhole giggled and ran off to add ten more manes to the list on the back of her fairy photo.

Matey rolled over, the congealed blood and snot from her nose now mixing with the pus that weeping from the scabs and sores on the back of her head where Joey had shaved it. The floor was awash with gunk, but she was now unable to smell it as her nose had fallen off.

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by LauraT on Jan 17th, 2004, 12:47pm
Ewwwww! You people have such disgusting minds! (in various ways!  :P )

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Jennie on Jan 17th, 2004, 12:51pm
Echoing the eeeeuww! But don't let that stop you posting more.

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Lesley on Jan 17th, 2004, 2:06pm
Thank you Carolyn - so who is left now? Apart from Madge and Rosalie and the rest of the Seniors that is?

*Also intrigued about Mathilda but not going to ask!*

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by PatMac on Jan 17th, 2004, 2:24pm
Don't forget to finish Matey off before or at the end otherwise that would be cruel to leave her there alone when she doesn't feel well. (just a reminder. You wouldn't want to be thought cruel, would you?)

Lesley, judging by the Canadian episode, there's plenty more to go at!




Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Carolyn P on Jan 17th, 2004, 5:18pm
Most of the staff are left. Nancy and Kathie died, and so did those escorting the middles, but I don't think Rachel named them?

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Rachel on Jan 17th, 2004, 5:23pm

on 01/17/04 at 17:18:44, Carolyn P wrote:
those escorting the middles, but I don't think Rachel named them?



You're quite right - I didn't! But I did tell you all that there were 12 of them.

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Nicolette on Jan 17th, 2004, 5:35pm
I've only just read this, its a masterpiece...of a dubious nature  ;)
Full marks for orginiality girls.

Loved Sleazy Jack, and love the obsession with the teapots!  ;D


Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Pat on Jan 17th, 2004, 7:15pm
Just to reasure you both - I don't get nightmares at all!!  Even the TEM dream was just a dream!  It made me laugh!!  So as far as I'm voncerned, post this at any time of night you can!  More please!

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Carolyn P on Jan 17th, 2004, 7:18pm
Glad you like it Pat.

I forgot the count the bodies didn't I
Here goes

00000003 - Hilda, Jem, Reg (at the end of the Xmas special, but counting in here)  
00000018 - Prefects  
00000004 - Joan, Gaudenz, Kathie, Nancy  
00000002 - Jack and Joey  
00000177 - Middles  
00000012 - Mistresses on bus  
00000324 - Swiss village  
00000067 - Millies  
00000015 - Millies staff  
00000038 - Platz residents  
00250582 - Interlaken residents  
00000111 -  CS Juniors  
00000732 - Tourists  
00000002 - Billy and Rachel's brother  
00000002 un-named from Thrombosis  
00000025 Boy scouts from tangled knots  
00000002  Sybil and Josette bored to death  
00000004  CBBer's (KB, Adelheid, Kirsty, and Kathryn) from Yibbling  
00000001 - Crashweewee
31714637 - population of Canada
00000010 - seniors electrocuted
31966767 - NEW TOTAL!!

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Nicolette on Jan 17th, 2004, 7:19pm
Ooh, talking of nightmares, I had a really bizarre one the other night. I dreamt that one of my friends had been  logging onto the CBB as me, and had been sending rude messages to everyone, only as a joke, but you guys were all getting a bit funny with me. I knew I couldn't let the person know I knew they were logging on until I'd caught them, so I signed in under another name and sent a desperate PM to KB saying that the other person wasn't really me! I was really worried when I woke up!  ::)

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Pat on Jan 17th, 2004, 7:30pm
That was a weird one!  I was told mine came from being on the CBB too much!!!  I think it was KB who said that, of all people.  Wonder what her dreams are like!!!!  ;D

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Vikki on Jan 17th, 2004, 9:26pm
Pat! That is a terrifying thought!! ;)

Thank you for this Carolyn and Rachel!!
This is ideal for when you need a good giggle!!
Rachel? Where's the next bit? ;D

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Carolyn P on Jan 17th, 2004, 10:23pm
Yes Rachel after the way you nagged me, where is the next bit?

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by KB on Jan 17th, 2004, 10:24pm

on 01/17/04 at 19:19:56, Nicolette wrote:
I knew I couldn't let the person know I knew they were logging on until I'd caught them, so I signed in under another name and sent a desperate PM to KB saying that the other person wasn't really me! I was really worried when I woke up!  ::)


*assures Nicci I haven't received such a PM*

And Pat, what's wrong with, 'Do as I say, not as I do'? ;)

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by crashbb on Jan 17th, 2004, 10:31pm
Oh Rachel, my roommate would like a word with you about her recent demise - she pointed out that you only asked if I minded being killed, you didn't check with the rest of the country.  She fears that you may be in some trouble - and she's a lawyer!

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by KB on Jan 17th, 2004, 10:41pm
Er, Chelsea, isn't she dead?

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Pat on Jan 17th, 2004, 10:47pm
A very good point KB!  No come back there then! ;D

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by KB on Jan 17th, 2004, 10:51pm
Well, I thought it was a point that needed to be made...

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by crashbb on Jan 17th, 2004, 11:28pm

on 01/17/04 at 22:41:16, KB wrote:
Er, Chelsea, isn't she dead?


Well...duh...  BUT, I'm dead too (obviously) so we can talk to each other (obviously).  And I must have medium to the living world (obviously) since you can still read what I write.

Sheesh...your country is wiped out and the IQ of the world plummets  ;D

Reminds of a quote by John Wayne - The okes left Okalahoma and went to California and the IQ went up in both states!

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Pat on Jan 17th, 2004, 11:32pm
That fact that Chelsea and all the Australian CBBers can still communicate with the rest of us, even though they are undoubtably dead, is part of the magic of the board!  Anyone else who is dead can have no influence on us!

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Vikki on Jan 18th, 2004, 12:34am
If you say so Pat......

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Rachel on Jan 18th, 2004, 12:54am

on 01/17/04 at 22:31:26, crashbb wrote:
Oh Rachel, my roommate would like a word with you about her recent demise - she pointed out that you only asked if I minded being killed, you didn't check with the rest of the country.  She fears that you may be in some trouble - and she's a lawyer!



Tell her to send me a first calss airfare and she can have as many words as she likes   ;D

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Vikki on Jan 18th, 2004, 12:58am
Nice try Rachel!!! ::)

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Rachel on Jan 18th, 2004, 12:59am
Shhhhhhhhhhhhh Vikki! It might work!

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Vikki on Jan 18th, 2004, 1:04am
*looks sceptical*
Yes dear!! ::)

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Rachel on Jan 18th, 2004, 1:07am
That's it!

I'm retiring to bed offended at your skepticism now!








<pops in to the tissue box on the way to stock up on snot rags for the rest of the night>

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Vikki on Jan 18th, 2004, 1:11am
I just don't want you to be too disappointed honey! :-*

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by KB on Jan 18th, 2004, 1:35am
*agrees that the fair warning of Rachel's disappointment was probably reasonable*

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Sarah_K on Jan 18th, 2004, 2:19am
The updates on Matey's condition are horribly descriptive... I think I'm going to start having nightmares now!

The teapot made me giggle, as did the new Middle's way of disposing of (some of) the Seniors, they really should pay more attention in lessons

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Vikki on Jan 18th, 2004, 2:49am
It's impossible to read this with a straight face!! I find myself giggling as I click on the tittle, before I've even read a word!!

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Sarah_K on Jan 18th, 2004, 2:58am

Quote:
I find myself giggling as I click on the tittle, before I've even read a word!!

I agree, I've taken to saving it till I've depressed myself reading the SCS stuff.  ;D

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Vikki on Jan 18th, 2004, 3:02am
That works as long as Rachel or Carolyn has posted something new since you last read!!! ;)

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Lesley on Jan 18th, 2004, 9:32am
Yes, come on Rachel - post another bit of this - please!

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Chloe on Jan 18th, 2004, 1:07pm
*seconds Lesley's request*

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Pat on Jan 18th, 2004, 3:59pm
I've lost track of whose turn it is now, but will whoever it is, please post some more! We are feeling very neglected!  (Nearly said dying of neglect, but stopped in time!!!)

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Chloe on Jan 18th, 2004, 4:49pm
i *think* it's Rachel's turn, but even if its Carolyn we'd liek some more please  ;D

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Rachel on Jan 18th, 2004, 8:33pm
Madge looked around the wreck of the Chalet School. How could it be called a school at all when it consisted of one middle school child and 93 seniors? The current pupil staff ration was running at about one teacher for every three pupils, and while the parents might quite like this ration, Madge was unhappy at the wages bill. Scanning all the paperwork on her desk, Madge realised there was one very simple way of saving money. After placing several phone calls, Madge shouted for Rosalie to come through.
     "Rosalie, the school is moving!" Madge announced happily.
     "Not again! Where to this time?" grumbled Rosalie.
     "Back to blighty my dear," said Madge. "The Chalet School is to be reunited! England and Switzerland will no longer have a branch each - we will be one entire school again!"
     "Funny how you always refer to the "English" branch when it's actually located in Wales," mused Rosalie.
Madge laughed. "Oh you funny little thing! Did you never learn Geography Chalet School style? Everyone knows Wales is a funny town to the west of England, just as Scotland is that peculiar village up north somewhere - although Scotland might actually just be an urban myth!"
     "Look Madge, what do you want me to do? I know you are about to fling yet another huge workload on my already overburdened shoulders, so cut to the chase and tell me the worst why don't you?"
     "Ok," agreed Madge amicably. "I'm flying back to England with all the pupils, you and the staff can follow once you have packed everything worth keeping in the school, arranged a garage sale for all the crap we don't need, sacked half the staff, made redundant another quarter, asked for the resignations of a few more and perhaps see if some of the staff wouldn't like to try for jobs over at that other school which I can never remember the name of - you know the one, further along the Platz?"
     "So basically, you're legging it and there wont be room for any of the rest of us? Is that what you're telling me?" asked Rosalie.
     "Well, I wouldn't have put it so bluntly, but yes. That's exactly what I'm telling you. If you can raise enough at the garage sale to pay your way back to England, you can have a job at the Chalet School."
     "Your generosity overwhelms me Madge," began Rosalie in her most sarcastic voice. Sarcasm was however wasted on Madge who had developed an extremely thick skin over the years so that she took everything in the most literal sense possible.
     "Thankyou Rosalie. That will be all. The girls and I will leave tomorrow."
     "And Matilda?" asked Rosalie maliciously.
Madge paled and began to tremble slightly. She took a quick swig from the trusty hip flask and stared at Rosalie.
     "I suppose Matilda will have to return to England too. But I'm not happy about it!" Madge snapped.
Rosalie smirked and went off to swipe the remainder of the petty cash.

The following day saw Madge at the airport with the 94 girls left of the Swiss branch. Anna and Karen had been given the option of sending Ethelina back to England, but had declared themselves delighted with their baby and keen to continue with their current arrangements.

The flight number was called, and Madge led her party of schoolgirls aboard, after only a slight delay while security put out an announcement for the solitary middle to make ehr way to the boarding gate. She scurried up to Madge with an angelic smile, which Madge instantly recognised for what it was; an angelic child delighted to be in the company of her Headmistress. The flight was uneventful, and as soon as they landed, they made their way out of the terminal and boarded the school coaches which had been sent from Carnbach that morning to bring the girls home.


Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Rachel on Jan 18th, 2004, 8:34pm
The driver had the radio playing, and as they made their way through the towns and cities on the route to the CS, they heard the appalling news of how sixteen flights out of Switzerland had all crashed within an hour of each other. The disaster wsa laid firmly at the door of the air traffic controller in charge of incoming flights, who had been found drunk and gibbering in a small cupboard, and weeping tears of gratitude when informed he would never work there again. Later studies were to show that he had an incurable fear of small girls, and had happened to come across one that morning which had triggered the extreme reaction. His medical notes showed no such phobia, and his wife (and mother of nine girls) said she had never known about such a phobia either, but as the medical experts were all agreed, such an irrational fear MUST have been long standing but deeply buried.

The arrival at the CS was marred by only one incident. As the girls were disembarking from the coaches, the little middle stumbled and almost fell, but saved hgerself by putting out her arms. Unfortunately this had the dreadful result of pushing three senior girls into the path of one of the empty coaches, wherupon they pronounced "dead beyond the recall of 'The red Sarafan'" A teribble homecoming, but madge was certain things could only get better.


MEANWHILE

Back in Switzerland, Rosalie had carried out Madge's plans, but with a little addition of her own. After clearing the buildings anf flogging everything that would raise a penny, she torched the buildings in order to claim the insurance money. naturally she had forgotten Matey was still in there as she skipped off into the night to await the phone call from the fire brigade.

Matey, seeing smoke curling under her door, had flung herself out of the window. This resulted in both her legs dropping off.










Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Rachel on Jan 18th, 2004, 8:37pm
Hope you are all keeping up!

00000003 - Hilda, Jem, Reg (at the end of the Xmas special, but counting in here)  
00000018 - Prefects  
00000004 - Joan, Gaudenz, Kathie, Nancy  
00000002 - Jack and Joey  
00000177 - Middles  
00000012 - Mistresses on bus  
00000324 - Swiss village  
00000067 - Millies  
00000015 - Millies staff  
00000038 - Platz residents  
00250582 - Interlaken residents  
00000111 -  CS Juniors  
00000732 - Tourists  
00000002 - Billy and Rachel's brother  
00000002 un-named from Thrombosis  
00000025 Boy scouts from tangled knots  
00000002  Sybil and Josette bored to death  
00000004  CBBer's (KB, Adelheid, Kirsty, and Kathryn) from Yibbling  
00000001 - Crashweewee  
31714637 - population of Canada  
00000010 - seniors electrocuted
00000003 - seniors run over
00004048 - in crashed planes

31970818 - NEW TOTAL!!

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Lesley on Jan 18th, 2004, 8:56pm
8oo8oo8oo

What can I say? This just gets better and better!

Carolyn - next bit please!

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Catherine_B on Jan 18th, 2004, 9:00pm
*ROTFL!*

I couldn't believe you'd let a plane flight go without an accident - was strangely relieved to read the second post!  8oo  

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by LauraT on Jan 18th, 2004, 9:18pm
I worry about you people. Really I do. And Rachel, does your nice young man know about your death fetish?!  ::)

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by PatMac on Jan 18th, 2004, 9:32pm

on 01/18/04 at 21:18:49, LauraT wrote:
I worry about you people. Really I do. And Rachel, does your nice young man know about your death fetish?!  ::)


*Giggling helplessly*

Laura, I don't really understand your post!  It all sounds most satisfactory to me and Rachels's nice young man will soon fall into line - or else.

Bravo!  Nearly 32,000,000.  World population is 6,398,207,575 or 6,342,975,108 (depending on who you consult) and rising by several per second. So if you  want to even hold the status quo:

More please.

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Pat on Jan 18th, 2004, 10:28pm
Rachel, how dare you ask if we're keepingup with th death toll?!!  :o ::)  You know full well that it's impossible - that's why you post the figures for us!!
More please!  Carolyn, it's your turn now, isn't it!!

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Rachel on Jan 18th, 2004, 10:31pm

on 01/18/04 at 22:28:52, Pat wrote:
Rachel, how dare you ask if we're keepingup with th death toll?!!  :o ::)  You know full well that it's impossible - that's why you post the figures for us!!


Well I thought perhaps some of you were trying!


Quote:
More please!  Carolyn, it's your turn now, isn't it!!



It certainly is!




CAROLYN!

MORE!

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Chloe on Jan 18th, 2004, 10:38pm
Yay thnak you for more story, but we'd still like your bit soon Carolyn  ;D

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Carolyn P on Jan 18th, 2004, 11:00pm
It will do you all good to wait, and meditate on the brevity of this life as shown by this sorry tale.

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Donna on Jan 18th, 2004, 11:12pm
Carolyn, you have actually prompted my first post on the Cookies and Drabbles board by saying such a horrible thing! I need my daily dose of death and destruction! :)




*timidly chants more please, overawed by the importance of the occasion*

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Rachel on Jan 18th, 2004, 11:15pm

on 01/18/04 at 23:12:52, Donna wrote:
Carolyn, you have actually prompted my first post on the Cookies and Drabbles board by saying such a horrible thing! I need my daily dose of death and destruction! :)



Look Carolyn! We've corrupted another one!

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Lesley on Jan 18th, 2004, 11:24pm
Donna - you know you've taken the first step down the slippery slope? There are very many members of the CBB who do not even venture onto the Cookies and Drabbles section - content to remain within the serious sections discussing EBD's books, characters etc. but once you've started on here - THERE'S NO ESCAPE!!! ;D

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Rosalie on Jan 18th, 2004, 11:30pm
Tell me about it! I come home at 11pm, when there's still a reasonable chance of me getting a decent night's sleep, and yet somehow my mother has just come downstairs and said "It's getting very late..." Still, only got school tomorrow anyway!!  :D

Title: Re: Holocaust 3 - the death toll rises even more..
Post by Vikki on Jan 18th, 2004, 11:40pm
Carolyn!! Where are you honey? Stop playing on the NEW CBB and come and post more of this!! ;)



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