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(Message started by: Rachel on Dec 27th, 2003, 9:07pm)
Title: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Rachel on Dec 27th, 2003, 9:07pm
Bruno was in a mischievous mood. The whole family had gone out, he knew not where, and cared even less, but he felt in the mood for activity, with nobody to share the moment with.

Of course, Anna was in the kitchen, but she was no good. She preferred slapping him with a slipper to rolling around the floor barking, so he gave the kitchens a wide berth, and padded softly through the other rooms instead.

He paused as he reached the door to the Salon, his eyes gleaming in the reflected light of the christmas tree. He really liked the look of this tree, but for some reason, Master and Mistress always made him stay away. He glanced over his shoulder to be certain there was nobody waiting to pounce on him, and ambled into the room to take a closer look at this enticing tree.

As he snuffled round the base of the tree, the urge came over him to make sure that everyone knew this was his tree, so he did what only male dogs can do so well, and marked it as his own personal territory. A dopey doggy grin appeared on his face with the satisfaction of making this prize possession his own, and he leaned his weight ever so slightly against the branch he was currently flavouring. The tree trembled slightly, and then some more as he leaned even further towards it.

With a humungous crash, the entire tree tipped over, unable to bear the weight of the St. Bernard. He scrabbled out from the wreckage, and then "wuffed" joyfully as he spotted the tacky pink fairy lying on the floor where it had skittered after the top of the tree thudded to the floor. Bruno grasped it firmly in his mouth, and ran from the room, knowing that the scene was the kind that usually resulted in a firm spanking for him.

In his secret hidey hole, in the cupboard where the shoes were kept, Bruno spent a happy hour chewing his new friend. He chewed the snot green wings, he chewed the fluorescent pink frock, he chewed the orange hair. At length, all that was left was a naked pink plastic doll, adorned with plenty of tooth marks. Later still, and all that remained of the famous fairy was one foot, which slipped beneath a pile of shoes, and was found several months later.
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Vikki on Dec 27th, 2003, 9:19pm
8oo 8oo 8oo

Thank you Rachel!!  Only you could come up with this one!!
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Lisa_T on Dec 27th, 2003, 9:19pm
*giggling at this in general and the vision of Anna rolling on the floor barking in particular* Was that deliberate, Rachel?
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Lesley on Dec 27th, 2003, 9:22pm
Wonderful Rachel! 8oo

BTW Is this the same plastic fairy that had a face just like KB? :o
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Ally on Dec 27th, 2003, 9:25pm
Brilliant, but I hope it's not a voodoo fairy, as KB will now be sporting Bruno bites!
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Lisa_T on Dec 27th, 2003, 9:27pm
*image of a plastic fairy- pink?- with a life sized KB face, probably simpering* ROTFL! 8oo
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Rachel on Dec 27th, 2003, 9:32pm

on 12/27/03 at 21:22:03, Lesley wrote:
Wonderful Rachel! 8oo

BTW Is this the same plastic fairy that had a face just like KB? :o



Well someone did ask what happened to the fairy to gain its position in the ADBC!  Just tying up a loose end   ;D
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Vikki on Dec 27th, 2003, 9:45pm
Out of curiosity, what happened to all the dire things you and Carolyn threatened us with prior to Christmas, Rachel? ;)
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Carolyn P on Dec 27th, 2003, 9:47pm

Joey skidded on the foot as she searched through the cupboard for her parasol. She sat down with a bump and rubbed her behind, grimacing as she did so. She reached underneath her ample form and pulled out the still soggy foot. Holding it between finger and thumb, at arms length she carried it through to the kitchen where she asked Anna to wash it. Anna sighed as she left the baking till later and pushed the huge pile of washing up out of the way in order to complete this much more important task.

Jack on his return home from the San that night was presented with the foot almost as soon as he walked into the house.
“It’s a foot,” he said, rather puzzled.
“Yes, but whose, and more to the point what are we going to do with it?”
“Well, it has obviously been there for rather a long time. Have you looked to see if there is anymore?”
“Yes, I found these as well.” Joey handed Jack a remnant of snot coloured cloth, a single strand of orange fibre and what looked like a small piece of plastic with a eye crudely printed on it. “Do you think,” she broke off, unable to finish the dreadful thought.
“Yes, it looks as if Bruno has been up to his old tricks again. I’m very much afraid that he has gone too far this time. As well as eating threads, he has now started consuming CBBers themselves.”
“I won’t give him up.”
“Don’t worry, I know what to do.”
Jack waited for the cover of darkness before carrying out his plan. First he took the tray containing the remnants of the fairy and burnt its contents. Then he racked out the fire and took the ashes to the garden where he spread them on the compost heap. A short while later he could be seen in his study, sat in his study before the computer frowning. After some thought he started tapping at the keyboard, determined that no-one would ever suspect the truth about the Thread Eating Monster.
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Lisa_T on Dec 27th, 2003, 9:50pm
Bruno? Oh Rachel! ROTFL!
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Lesley on Dec 27th, 2003, 9:50pm
Oh yes, I like this! More please! ;D
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Lisa_T on Dec 27th, 2003, 9:53pm
Lesley, I'm seriously worried about you. You seem to actually LIKE having unspeakable things done to you- virtually, of course! ;D
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Vikki on Dec 27th, 2003, 10:01pm

on 12/27/03 at 21:50:21, Lisa_T wrote:
Bruno? Oh Rachel! ROTFL!


Um, Lisa? It was Carolyn who posted that bit!! :o
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Esmeralda on Dec 27th, 2003, 11:59pm
More please, but please don't do anything to Bruno, he's only being a dog and doing doggy things.
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Abi on Dec 28th, 2003, 12:10am
*laughs long and loud*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Carolyn P on Dec 28th, 2003, 12:12am

on 12/27/03 at 23:59:28, Esmeralda wrote:
More please, but please don't do anything to Bruno, he's only being a dog and doing doggy things.


And that means he's allowed to be a TEM does it?
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by xanthe on Dec 28th, 2003, 12:17am
*laughing like a loon on loon-tablets*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Abi on Dec 28th, 2003, 12:19am
*wonders what a loon on loon-tablets sounds like?!*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by KB on Dec 28th, 2003, 12:24am
*feeling somewhat devoured* :-/
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Esmeralda on Dec 28th, 2003, 12:28am

on 12/28/03 at 00:12:40, Carolyn P wrote:
And that means he's allowed to be a TEM does it?


*Looks thoughtfully at fully grown St Bernard.
*Decides a dog that size can be anything he wants to be.
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by KB on Dec 28th, 2003, 12:31am
*suddenly wary of all St. Bernards I might see at the park*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Vikki on Dec 28th, 2003, 12:54am
*feels that wariness of St Bernards is advisable!!*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by KB on Dec 28th, 2003, 1:02am
*admits that some can be nice, and that puppies are very cute*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Carolyn P on Dec 28th, 2003, 1:03am
Does this mean you would like a baby TEM. I wonder what Hilde would make of that?
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by KB on Dec 28th, 2003, 1:46am
Well, she got used to Patch, our Jack Russell-cross.
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Vikki on Dec 28th, 2003, 2:53am
*thinks a TEM, baby or otherwise, is a different kettle of fish!!*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by KB on Dec 28th, 2003, 2:59am
You don't know Patch!!! :o
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Vikki on Dec 28th, 2003, 3:43am
No, but I know a Jack Russell or two....
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by KB on Dec 28th, 2003, 3:55am
Actually, the TEM couldn't be related the Patch. If Patch liked the threads, they'd all be gone!
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Vikki on Dec 28th, 2003, 4:13am
Now that's a scary thought!!
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by KB on Dec 28th, 2003, 4:28am
Well, it would have saved us having to go through the Big Delete...
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Vikki on Dec 28th, 2003, 4:37am
*not convinced that would be a good thing!!*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by KB on Dec 28th, 2003, 4:42am
*not sure it would have made any difference, at least as far as the C&D section was concerned*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Vikki on Dec 28th, 2003, 4:46am
That IS true!!
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by KB on Dec 28th, 2003, 4:53am
Psst, Vikki, did we agree again?
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Vikki on Dec 28th, 2003, 4:55am
Oh no! We really must watch that!!
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by KB on Dec 28th, 2003, 5:00am
*wonders if it's the influence of the TEM*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Lesley on Dec 28th, 2003, 7:15am

on 12/27/03 at 21:53:18, Lisa_T wrote:
Lesley, I'm seriously worried about you. You seem to actually LIKE having unspeakable things done to you- virtually, of course! ;D


But Lisa, on this thread, nothing has been done to me! Anyway I was only expressing that I was enjoying the story. I have no liking for pain whatsoever - either causing it in others or experiencing it myself.
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Rachel on Dec 28th, 2003, 3:33pm
Joey waited in the Salon for Bruno to make a reappearance. She knew from experience that there was nopoint in hunting for him, as the more she chased him, the more he enjoyed it.

Eventually her patience paid off, and Bruno sauntered into the room, faltering for a moment at the sight of Joey's face.

"Yes, you bad boy! You may well hang your head in shame! I am sick to death of us having to cover up for your naughty habits, and I give you fair warning, this time is to be the very last! Do you hear me?"

Bruno hung his head even further. He knew what the next threat would be, and he was not wrong.

"Now listen to me Bruno, I am going to have to spank you for your own good," said Joey brandishing a slipper as she spoke. Bruno submitted with good will to the spanking, and waited for Joey to finish.

"Now Bruno, please make sure this doesn't happen again, or I really will have to tell Frieda."
"Sorry Joey," said Bruno, and scurried away.
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Ally on Dec 28th, 2003, 3:53pm
*grins*  

thank you Rachel and Carolyn, I'm glad Bruno has his own story  ;D ~ but what's Frieda got to do with it?

*curious*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Pat on Dec 28th, 2003, 3:54pm
He spoke?  Bruno spoke?!!!  Is that from eating the plastic KB fairy?
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by xanthe on Dec 28th, 2003, 4:54pm
Bruno is the name of Frieda's husband, as well as of Joey's dog...

*snickering*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Catherine_B on Dec 28th, 2003, 5:00pm
*ROTFL at the thought of Joey smacking Frieda's husband!* 8oo

Rachel - more, please!?
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Chloe on Dec 28th, 2003, 5:48pm
8oo Rachel i just found this please may we have some more!
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Lesley on Dec 28th, 2003, 7:39pm
*Have this vision of Frieda's husband Bruno cocking his leg against the Christmas tree in the first part of this drabble!*

More please!
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by LauraT on Dec 28th, 2003, 8:09pm
Oh NO! And gong back and reading the first bits now we know about Bruno is HILARIOUS! 8oo
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Vikki on Dec 28th, 2003, 8:29pm
*splutters wildly and chokes on tongue!*
8oo 8oo 8oo
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by KB on Dec 28th, 2003, 10:21pm
*giggle* Rachel, that's awful!!! And what would Jack say?!

*performs Heimlich manoevre (sp?) on Vikki*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Esmeralda on Dec 28th, 2003, 10:25pm
I;d forgotten about Frieda's husbannd too.  But that certainly puts a new spin on things - classic Rachelism.8oo 8oo 8oo
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Vikki on Dec 28th, 2003, 10:32pm
*thanks KB for her assistance!!* :-*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by KB on Dec 28th, 2003, 10:41pm
You're very welcome, Vikki!
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Carolyn P on Dec 28th, 2003, 11:33pm
Frieda meanwhile had her own problems. The plot bunnies had forgotten her and that meant she was ceasing to exist. She had tried cooking with carrots, building huge warrens and even dressing like a female bunny and waggling her pretty little white cottontail. All to no avail. She was gradually fading away, and whilst he had shown some interest in the bunny outfit Bruno was spending more and more time at Freudesheim.

It was in desperation that Frieda tried writing her own story. She had logged into the CBB as a guest and determined to give herself some reality, or at least some revenge on those who had ignored her. Things were not going to plan however, no matter what she started Joey ended up as the central figure. She threw yet another scrunched up piece of paper in the bin and dropped her head to the keyboard, almost crying in frustration. That was when she noticed she had faded so much she had partially sunk into the computer. It was a weird sensation, voices where whispering in her ear. Frieda quickly whipped her head away; she would not listen to these stories, although the ones that portrayed Joey as the evil manipulator she was had a strong attraction for her.

Frieda floated away from the computer, fading even as she rose from her seat. When Bruno padded into the house later that evening it was to find the house empty, and the computer flashing in the corner. He walked over and began to chew on the mouse.
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by KB on Dec 28th, 2003, 11:36pm
*giggle* Oh, poor Frieda! I can imagine just how awful it would be for her!
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by xanthe on Dec 28th, 2003, 11:37pm
*giggling*

poor Frieda...
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Abi on Dec 28th, 2003, 11:38pm
*groans with laughter and waves hands feebly*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by KB on Dec 28th, 2003, 11:43pm
*wonders if Abi needs something to cure hysteria*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Carolyn P on Dec 29th, 2003, 12:00am

on 12/28/03 at 23:43:22, KB wrote:
*wonders if Abi needs something to cure hysteria*


Matey would probably know a good cure...
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by KB on Dec 29th, 2003, 12:01am
Yes, that was my thought.
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Abi on Dec 29th, 2003, 12:02am
*tries to stop laughing and chokes dangerously but pretends not to be*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by KB on Dec 29th, 2003, 12:04am
*is sure Matey is needed now*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Carolyn P on Dec 29th, 2003, 12:06am
Maybe if I go and get her she won't think to blame me for any of this.
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Vikki on Dec 29th, 2003, 12:10am
Awwww!!! Poor Frieda!!! :'(
8oo 8oo
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Abi on Dec 29th, 2003, 12:10am
*stops laughing by a herculean effort and assures Carolyn that Matey is definitely NOT needed*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by KB on Dec 29th, 2003, 12:11am
*dashes off to get Matey, in spite of Abi's protests*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Lesley on Dec 29th, 2003, 12:14am
Feel sorry for Frieda - but if she's faded into the computer perhaps she will get her revenge!

*Matron Lloyd - freshly released from the insane asylum - answers KB's call for a matron to minister to Abi.*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Abi on Dec 29th, 2003, 12:16am
*flees in terror*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by KB on Dec 29th, 2003, 12:20am
*catches Abi and tells her not to be so silly*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Abi on Dec 29th, 2003, 12:22am
*struggles wildly, kicking and biting*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by KB on Dec 29th, 2003, 12:26am
*despite her struggles, hands Abi over to Matron*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Abi on Dec 29th, 2003, 12:28am
*screams a long, bloodcurdling, hair-raising scream*

aaaaaaaaauuuuuuuugggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


*faints away*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by KB on Dec 29th, 2003, 12:31am
Well, that will make it easier for her...
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Abi on Dec 29th, 2003, 12:41am
*returns to consciousness and begins to scream for help*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Vikki on Dec 29th, 2003, 1:11am
*swoops in to rescue Abi!*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Abi on Dec 29th, 2003, 1:23am
*finding myself acting as the rope in a tug of war between Matey and Vikki*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Vikki on Dec 29th, 2003, 1:29am
*kicks Matey, and whisks Abi to safety!*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by KB on Dec 29th, 2003, 3:58am
*watches Matey run after Vikki, wanting vengeance*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by xanthe on Dec 29th, 2003, 12:23pm
*drops a stack of books out of the window and onto Matey's head*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by LulieCat on Dec 29th, 2003, 12:48pm
*rushes to rescue precious books and kicks Matey, just to make sure she's not going anywhere*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Lesley on Dec 29th, 2003, 1:56pm
*Jumps up and down on Matey's head - want to be absolutely certain she's not thinking of moving!*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Ally on Dec 29th, 2003, 4:02pm
*Reintroduces Matron Gould and watches the chaos as they argue over who is who*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Vikki on Dec 29th, 2003, 4:40pm
*pulls everyone away to safety, leaving the two matrons to squabble!*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by KB on Dec 29th, 2003, 10:06pm
*hopes nobody injures themselves during the argument, as they probably won't be treated*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Susan on Dec 30th, 2003, 1:39am
Love this madness.  Standing by with bandages for any injuries after the argument  - I knew the first aid kit I got for Christmas would come in useful sometime.
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by KB on Dec 30th, 2003, 2:15am
*applauds Sue's initiative*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Abi on Dec 31st, 2003, 1:20am
*thanks Vikki for rescuing me (some time back) and watches in awe the scene between the two Matrons*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Rachel on Dec 31st, 2003, 1:33am
** Sets the "Horrific Hedgehogs" on the two matrons and watches in satisfaction as they both suffer sever punctures to their egos **
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Vikki on Dec 31st, 2003, 4:12am
Oh my god!!!!
Rachel's menagerie has grown again!!!!!! :o :o :o
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Carolyn P on Dec 31st, 2003, 10:11am
I wonder if I should send her a contraceptive kitten? Useful for all kinds of animal from sanity cows to humans with everything inbetween.
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Vikki on Dec 31st, 2003, 7:28pm
*boggles at the contraceptive kitten*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Carolyn P on Dec 31st, 2003, 11:02pm
It's a very useful kitten to have around.
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Abi on Jan 1st, 2004, 1:07am
*wonders how it works*  ??? 8oo
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by xanthe on Jan 1st, 2004, 1:14am
*shudders to think how it might work*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Rachel on Jan 1st, 2004, 1:15am
Shall I draw pictures?  ;)
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Abi on Jan 1st, 2004, 1:17am
*implores Rachel not to do so and wishes she had never asked the question*  ;D
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Rachel on Jan 1st, 2004, 1:19am
Well I'm not taking photographs again!
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by xanthe on Jan 1st, 2004, 1:23am
*eebles quietly to herself*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Rachel on Jan 1st, 2004, 1:35am
so you've already SEEN the photos Xan?
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by xanthe on Jan 1st, 2004, 1:38am
*shakes her head while rocking quietly in a corner*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Abi on Jan 1st, 2004, 1:41am
*goes over to xanthe and soothes her gently*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by xanthe on Jan 1st, 2004, 1:42am
*eebles more quietly*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Rachel on Jan 1st, 2004, 1:43am
** leaps over  to the corner to play rocking horses too **
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Abi on Jan 1st, 2004, 1:44am
*tries to beat Rachel off and talk encouragingly to xanthe at the same time*  ;)
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Rachel on Jan 1st, 2004, 1:45am
I can do encouraging!

"Bear down Xanthe! Breathe through it! You can do it!"

See?
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by xanthe on Jan 1st, 2004, 1:46am
*laughs so much she starts wheezing*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Abi on Jan 1st, 2004, 1:47am
*congratulates Rachel and hastily administers brandy to xanthe, also considers fetching Matron*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Esmeralda on Jan 1st, 2004, 1:49am
*Watches with amusement as Xanthe makes another rapid recovery
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by xanthe on Jan 1st, 2004, 1:51am
*laughs/wheezes some more*
*wonders why no one has ever tried that when she's having an asthma attack in RL*
*decides to suggest it to the next "helpful" first aider that interferes*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Abi on Jan 1st, 2004, 1:53am
*wonders what the first-aiders will say*







*clutches tooth*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by xanthe on Jan 1st, 2004, 1:55am

on 01/01/04 at 01:53:20, Abi wrote:
*wonders what the first-aiders will say*


*sniggers helplessly at the thought*
it might stop them talking to me like I'm about seven
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Rachel on Jan 1st, 2004, 1:57am
Now I'm confuzzled
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Esmeralda on Jan 1st, 2004, 2:04am
It's all right dear, just go and sit down till everything stops spinning
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by xanthe on Jan 1st, 2004, 2:04am
*wonders why Rachel is confuzzled*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Rachel on Jan 1st, 2004, 2:05am
takes someones advice and decides the time ahs come to slide gracefuilly off teh chairt and into bed

Nighyt night all and hpooy nude bears touy ou all

MWAH! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Abi on Jan 1st, 2004, 2:06am
*wonders why xanthe wonders why rachel is confuzzled*


*wishes Rachel a VERY good sleep*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Vikki on Jan 1st, 2004, 2:07am
Night night Rachel!! :-*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by xanthe on Jan 1st, 2004, 2:08am
*tucks Rachel into bed with a bucket next to her just-in-case*

good night  :-*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Esmeralda on Jan 1st, 2004, 2:11am
*Hopes Rachel doesn't feel too bad in the morning
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Vikki on Jan 1st, 2004, 2:22am
*has a feeling Rachel will feel rough in the morning!*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Rachel on Jan 1st, 2004, 6:43pm
I felt great this morning!

Had a lovely sleep and my daddy brought me a cup of tea in bed - kids even went away downstairs to watch "Thomas and the Magic Railroad" leaving me to have a bath with no little voices talking at me through the door, or worse still, wandering INTO the bathrooom, looking at me  lying in the bath and asking "Are you having a baby?"
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Vikki on Jan 1st, 2004, 6:52pm
*giggles at Rachel's kids!!*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Rachel on Jan 1st, 2004, 6:57pm
I can assure you that *I* wasn't laughing!

That was actually what prompted me to go on a diet and lose some weight!
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Vikki on Jan 1st, 2004, 7:02pm
*huggles Rachel, in between chuckles at the things kids say!!*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Susan on Jan 2nd, 2004, 1:59am
Huggles for Rachel, wishes my daddy was still here to bring me tea on special mornings.
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Vikki on Jan 2nd, 2004, 2:15am
*huggles Sue* :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Susan on Jan 2nd, 2004, 2:32am
Thanks Vikki, sometimes little things like that bring back memories.  I also know now why people used to say I hate New Year, I feel a bit like that too nowadays.
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Kathy_S on Jan 2nd, 2004, 6:32am
Yes, the holes always seem more visible over the holidays.  Still working on it.  So far the best tactic has been a bit of tradition restructuring.  (compared to the avoidance and keep-things-as-normal-as-possible techniques.)
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Susan on Jan 2nd, 2004, 4:17pm
We have done that too. Though it does help it doesn't cure.
Title: Re: The Chewed Plastic Fairy
Post by Kathy_S on Jan 2nd, 2004, 9:48pm
Too true.
*sighs*


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