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(Message started by: Kathy_S on Dec 20^th, 2003, 6:21am)

Title: Advent carol
Post by Kathy_S on Dec 20^th, 2003, 6:21am

Given what certain people have been promising for next week, I thought we might need a bona fide Advent carol.

Tune: People Look East
(If you don’t know this one, there is a midi to click on at http://www.hymnsandcarolsofchristmas.com/Hymns_and_Carols/people_look_east.htm )

People, look out. T’will prob’ly get worse.
We don’t yet know the fi-i-nal verse.
Already we’ve cliffs and carving kni-ives,
Alien babies and octopi-i.
Dozens of bodies turn up their toes,
Victims of poison or gold lame clothes

Carolyn starts, so innocent. Still,
You know you can’t trust her, ‘cause she killed Bill.
Sure enough, Rachel comes and shatters
All your illusions, rapidly batters
All your predictions, till you vow
She must have lost her sanity cow.

People, look out! You just might be next,
Skewered, scorched, or otherwise hexed.
The whole CBB could be afflicted,
Along with the Chalet people, depicted
Still, grey and to all appearances, dead
With Mary-Lou installed as the head.

Title: Re: Advent carol
Post by Lesley on Dec 20^th, 2003, 7:08am

Kathy that's wonderful!!! Our very own carol - bet no other board dedicated to CS has one!! ;D

Thank you!

Title: Re: Advent carol
Post by KB on Dec 20^th, 2003, 7:40am

*can't help wondering how many other boards there are dedicated to the CS*

Title: Re: Advent carol
Post by Lesley on Dec 20^th, 2003, 8:53am

No idea KB - never felt the need to check - feel the CBB is all that's needed!

(At least when the TEM isn't carving great chunks out of it!)

Title: Re: Advent carol
Post by Carolyn P on Dec 20^th, 2003, 10:45am

Feel that I ought to complain or mutter, but actually I loved this. ;D

Never been imprtalised in song before. I wonder if Rachel has?
;D ;D

*Using fill allowance of smilies to show appreciation*

Title: Re: Advent carol
Post by xanthe on Dec 20^th, 2003, 3:47pm

*giggles* Thank you Kathy - very amusing ;D

Title: Re: Advent carol
Post by Rachel on Dec 20^th, 2003, 9:02pm

I'm honoured, impressed and vastly amused!

Rachel ~ a sniggering happy bunny

Title: Re: Advent carol
Post by Kathy_S on Dec 20^th, 2003, 11:23pm

*glad you liked it*
*acknowledges Bad Influence of Master Caroler KB*

Title: Re: Advent carol
Post by KB on Dec 21^st, 2003, 3:28am

*appreciates the kind acknowledgement*

Title: Re: Advent carol
Post by Vikki on Dec 21^st, 2003, 3:54am

*giggles*
That's great Kathy!! ;D

Title: Re: Advent carol
Post by Rachael on Dec 21^st, 2003, 9:40pm

8oo

Very clever Kathy!!

Title: Re: Advent carol
Post by Esmeralda on Dec 22^nd, 2003, 12:07am

;D *Agrees this is very funny.