The Secret Life of Vikkikins
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#1: The Secret Life of Vikkikins Author: Kathye, Location: Laleham PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2004 11:32 pm

Now we all know Vikki, sweet, kind, quiet and shy (well sometimes Wink )

But she had a secret life, for when we thought she was working in a Golf Bar Vikki was secretly

"Vikkikins" saviour of all abused Teddy Bears.....

The work was dangerous, tiring and sometimes a bit too full of stuffing but she was devoted

 

#2:  Author: Rachel, Location: Plotting in my lair; sometimes in Hampshire, England, UK, Europe, Earth, Milky Way, Universe PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2004 11:35 pm

A little *too* devoted some might say. Nowhere in "Saviour of Teddy Bears Handbook" could the instruction to invade strange mens bedrooms be found. But Vikkikins saw this as an ideal opportunity to indulge in the smuttier side of life . . .

 

#3:  Author: Ellie, Location: Lincolnshire PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2004 11:41 pm

At the first hint of trouble in the teddy bear world, her trusted co-horts Honeycomb and Spike could be relied upon to alert Vikki instantly, no matter where she was, or what she was doing.
At the first growl, Vikki would make her excuses and dive into the nearest phone box, where, with a quick twirl she was transformed into Vikkikins, dressed in a skin tight lycra teddy bear costume, complete with a furry head, glass eyes, which conviently contained a spy hole, and litle sticky up ears, and if her work led her int men’s bedrooms, well so be it, she deigned to complain, no matter what the hardship, or not as the case may be

 

#4:  Author: Vikki, Location: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough....... PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2004 11:52 pm

*sigh*
See, this is what happens when you leave the children unattended....... Rolling Eyes

 

#5:  Author: Rachel, Location: Plotting in my lair; sometimes in Hampshire, England, UK, Europe, Earth, Milky Way, Universe PostPosted: Sun Apr 04, 2004 12:21 am

. . . said Vikkikins surveying the massacre laid out before her eyes. The teddies had obvioulsy been snuck upon in the darkest point of the night, and their screams, normally only audible to those who were capable of singing high g, had on this occasion been loud enough to alert the cat.

 

#6:  Author: Spike,  PostPosted: Sun Apr 04, 2004 12:30 am

*wanders into thread, clutching violin.....*
*sees the scene of carnage, and runs out screaming*

 

#7:  Author: Honeycomb,  PostPosted: Sun Apr 04, 2004 12:32 am

*dashes in in response to Spike's screams of fear*

*sweeps his little mate to safety*

 

#8:  Author: Ellie, Location: Lincolnshire PostPosted: Sun Apr 04, 2004 1:03 am

Neither Honeycomb nor Spike had cause to worry, a blur of teddy coloured skin tight lycra swept into the room “Never Fear, Vikkikins is here”, Vikkikins swept up all the fur, the stuffing, the eyes, the little upturned noses, into her arms and departed as swiftly as she had arrived - her mission? To resurrect the poor, abused teddy bears and restore them to their loving homes.

 

#9:  Author: PatMac, Location: Yorkshire England PostPosted: Sun Apr 04, 2004 10:13 am

Article in Teddy Bear Times

The mystery Furred Crusader has saved yet more helpless bears from a fate too horrible to tell. Last night yet more bears were rescued by this mysterious being who has appeared on the scene recently.

Detective Inspector Paddington Bear made a statement this morning.

"We believe this mysterious rescuer to be a human girl in disguise because, although she is small for a human, she is humungous for a real teddy bear. We certainly welcome all the help we can get in the fight against cruelty to bears, particularly as there appears to be at least one cruel human who is actively seeking helpless bears to mutilate.

This shows that we are right to trust the intrinsic goodness of most humans."

 

#10:  Author: Pat, Location: Doncaster PostPosted: Sun Apr 04, 2004 2:52 pm

Yay!!! This is great! Poor Vikki - you're a cruel lot!!
Never mind, Vikkik- oops, sorry - Never mind Vikki!!

 

#11:  Author: Vikki, Location: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough....... PostPosted: Sun Apr 04, 2004 4:14 pm

Thanks Pat! (I think!!!)

*wanders off, clutching an electric cattle prod, intending to poke certain people at high voltage*

<koff>Kathye<koff>Rachel the witch<koff>Ellie<koff>PatMac<koff>Xan cos she started it all off by calling me Vikkikins<koff>

 

#12:  Author: Ally, Location: Jack Maynard's Dressing Room!! PostPosted: Sun Apr 04, 2004 6:06 pm

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

*grateful my teddies are in safe hands*

 

#13:  Author: Susan, Location: Carlisle PostPosted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 11:12 am

Thankful that I was able to find all my teddies yesterday.

Wonders where the 'Bear Crusader' will pop up next!

 

#14:  Author: Xanthe, Location: London/Cambridge PostPosted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 2:45 pm

*snickering wildly*

aah, what a BRAVE Vikkikins she is Mr. Green

 

#15:  Author: Vikki, Location: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough....... PostPosted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 3:28 pm

*pokes Xan! Hard!!!!*

 

#16:  Author: Ciorstaidh, Location: London PostPosted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 5:00 pm

*adds to story*

Vikkikins' next venture was caught on camera in Teddy Bear Times. The reporter, Theodore Bear CXVII, stated:

Quote:
we were surprised to find that the caped saviour of teddy bears worldwide is, contrary to previous reports, actually SMALLER than some teddy bears, such as the Steiff outside the Steiff museum. This has lead to the questioning of her human-ness in some quarters

 

#17:  Author: Xanthe, Location: London/Cambridge PostPosted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 5:08 pm

Vikki wrote:
*pokes Xan! Hard!!!!*


*points out she's still in her poke-proof clothing*
*pokes Vikki(kins) harder*

 

#18:  Author: Ciorstaidh, Location: London PostPosted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 5:15 pm

Laughing well if you're immune to poking, Xan, why don't you write more story? Very Happy

*I can't cos I'm off home*

 

#19:  Author: Abi, Location: Alton, Hants PostPosted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 10:32 pm

*giggles hysterically* Nice one Kathye!

 

#20:  Author: Chloë, Location: London: when away from home planet! PostPosted: Wed Apr 07, 2004 4:15 pm

Laughing i just had to post even though i read it a few days ago its so funny

 

#21:  Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast PostPosted: Wed Apr 07, 2004 4:30 pm

*trying very hard not to laugh*
*aware that girl opposite me is obviously wondering why I'm smirking atthe pc screen*
*reminds self that the adventures of Vikkikins will have to wait while I go do some more workikins!*

 

#22:  Author: Vikki, Location: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough....... PostPosted: Wed Apr 07, 2004 9:29 pm

*pokes Lisa!*

 

#23:  Author: Katarzyna, Location: Preston, Lancashire PostPosted: Wed Apr 07, 2004 10:42 pm

*laughing quietly over computer at Vikkikins' adventures*

actually driving home from work today the car in front had two small teddies hanging in the back window on what looked like nooses - couldn't help but think it might be another job for Vikkikins, which made me chuckle so much i nearly forgot to put the brakes on in time!! Embarassed

 

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