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#1: A Surfeit of Rach(a)els. Author: Lesley, Location: Rochester, Kent

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2004 8:14 pm

Hello everyone! As promised this is the first post of the next Real CS. Anyone coming to this new will probably want to know exactly how the CS characters have ended up in a school in Australia! I would suggest either looking in the archives for the Real CS and Santa in July, or sending me a PM with your email address and I'll send them the complete docs.

Miss Annersley, Miss Wilson and the Prefects had returned to the School six days before the new term was scheduled to begin. The Prefects had settled back into the School and used the time both to catch up on their work and continue surfing – they all wore wet suits due to the temperature of the water! Miss Annersley and Miss Wilson had been busy ensuring that everything was in readiness for Miss Annersley to take over from Madge Russell as Head. This included moving into new Studies for both the Head and Deputy Head, obtaining copies of the Master Security Pass for all buildings for both of them and arranging for new letterheads for all documentation. This last was done with the help of Rosalie Dene and her Staff.

Miss Annersley and Miss Wilson also accepted a number of invitations from the Prefects to join them, either in their Common Room for meals, or if the weather was warm enough, on the beach. Surprisingly though, no amount of cajoling and pleading would persuade the Head to try surfing!

On one occasion after joining the girls for supper, Miss Annersley stood saying that she and Miss Wilson needed to discuss some new arrangements for the School. She laughingly refused to enlighten the girls as to the nature of the arrangements, saying that they would hear in good time.

Once seated in the Head’s Study, Miss Annersley had smiled across at her partner before softly asking that the Prefects join her. She had made the request in her normal tone of voice and with only Miss Wilson in the room with her. However, neither woman was surprised when, only a few minutes later there was a tap on the door. Outside all the Prefects stood, looking very guilty.

“Come in girls,” the Head’s voice betrayed none of her inner amusement, Miss Wilson also sat with a totally impassive face, waiting.

“Miss Annersley, we are really sorry,” this from Alison, she was unable to look either of the Heads in the eye, “we completely forgot that they were still in here. We only put them in because we wanted to know when Madame was going to hand over the School to you.”

“The night before Madame told you she was resigning as Head, I’d managed to leave my security pass in the pocket of my jeans and it was washed.” Carol put in. “I went over to the Security Gate to ask for a duplicate, Madame was there asking the Senior Security Guard how difficult it would be to change the name of the person with responsibility for the Master Passes to you, Miss Annersley. We placed the bugs that night.”

“The following day Madame told both of you during a meeting that she was resigning as Head,” Louise said softly, “we had totally forgotten about the bugs until today,”

“Not totally girls,” the Deputy Head put in, “Otherwise how did you know that Miss Annersley wanted to see you?” Miss Wilson’s voice held some amusement.

“We’re sorry about that,” Alison flushed slightly, “We couldn’t resist listening as you discussed these new arrang…” her voice tailed off and she looked across at the two women accusingly, “you did that deliberately!” She spoke with a slight sense of injustice.

Miss Wilson smiled, “well of course,” she confirmed.

“Alison, all of you,” Miss Annersley’s voice was warm, “Officially I became Headmistress on the last day of last term, therefore the fact that Miss Wilson and I have discovered three listening devices in this room is a serious matter. However, I am prepared to be lenient if those devices are removed now.” The Head’s gaze swept around all the Prefects.

“We’ll do it straight away, Miss Annersley,” this from Louise, “we intended to remove them tonight anyway.”

#2: Author: Rebecca, Location: Kendal/Oxford

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2004 8:18 pm

Fantastic - another installment's started! Can't wait to read some more!

#3: Author: Ellie, Location: Lincolnshire

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2004 8:20 pm

Hurray, Real CS is back birthday cake

*bakes celebration cake*
Thank you Lesley, but CS girls eavesdropping Question

#4: Author: Vikki, Location: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough.......

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2004 8:20 pm

Yay!! A new Real CS story!!!! Thank you Lesley!!!!
*curious as to where the Rach(a)els will come in!!*

#5: Author: Carolyn P, Location: Lancaster, England

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2004 8:31 pm

Yeah, thank-you Lesley. So, teasing, cliff hangers, dangerous situations and lots of fun to come. Yippe, I'm so happy now! popper

#6: Author: Pat, Location: Doncaster

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2004 8:40 pm

Been looking forward to this ever since you said there was another episode on the way! Very Happy

#7: Author: Catherine_B, Location: Oxford, UK

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2004 8:40 pm

Three cheers and then some!

Thank you, Lesley - you've brightened my evening immeasurably Very Happy

#8: Author: Chloë, Location: London: when away from home planet!

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2004 8:45 pm

*applauds*

Yay Lesley!
More soon please!

#9: Author: Donna, Location: Liverpool

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2004 8:50 pm

yay! thank you Lesley. I love Real CS - but do I need to go and invest in a trampoline Question

#10: Author: Rachel, Location: Plotting in my lair

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2004 9:06 pm

More! I want more! I WANT MOREE!

I saw my name and had to come check it out Wink

#11: Author: Chelsea, Location: Your Imagination

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2004 9:52 pm

Woo Hoo!! The Real CS is Back!!!

*looking forward to lots and lots more!

#12: Author: PatMac, Location: Yorkshire England

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2004 10:28 pm

I'm one of those who will have to read the archives to find out how they got there! Sounds good so far and look forward to more. Judging by the reaction from long term inmates, we're in for a good tale. Hooray!

#13: Author: Carolyn P, Location: Lancaster, England

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2004 10:42 pm

PatMac wrote:

Judging by the reaction from long term inmates, we're in for a good tale. Hooray!

Hmm, so are we in a prison or a mental institution?

You are in for a very good time though, and excellent one.
popper

I love the way they look all together, and it does express our excitment at a new Real CS story.

#14: Author: Lesley, Location: Rochester, Kent

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2004 11:13 pm

PatMac contact me if you want the docs sent to you!

The first full Staff Meeting with Miss Annersley as Head took place a few days before Term Three began. After the initial greetings for everyone the meeting settled down.

“Firstly,” the Head began, “I’d like to introduce all of you to the new form structure, this is something Nell and I have been working on for some time, and it will hopefully make it far easier for people to ascertain where a girl should be placed.” She nodded to Miss Wilson who switched on an overhead projector with the following information upon it: -

KINDERGARTEN
K1 Nursery - 3 - 4 years
K2 Reception - 4 - 5 years
1 Preparation - 5 – 6 years

JUNIOR SCHOOL
2 Lower I - 6 - 7 years
3 Upper I - 7 - 8 years
4 Lower II - 8 - 9 years
5 Upper II - 9 - 10 years

MIDDLE SCHOOL
6 Lower III - 10 - 11 years
7 Upper III - 11 - 12 years
8 Lower IV - 12 - 13 years
9 Upper IV - 13 - 14 years

SENIOR SCHOOL
10 Lower V - 14 - 15 years
11 Upper V - 15 - 16 years
12 Lower VI - 16 - 17 years
13 Upper VI - 17 - 18 years

“As you can see it does tend to simplify things,” Miss Wilson continued, “and it should be easy for any of the girls, parents or visitors to understand.”

“The ages are fairly simple too,” Miss Annersley smiled, “we will be working on the school year beginning on the first of January, rather than the system used in Britain of the year beginning in September. The only exceptions will be those of the original chalet school – rather than split friendships – all will be placed in a lower year. They will not be disadvantaged as they will need longer to catch up with their education anyway.”

Miss Ferrars spoke, “the years are far simpler,” she agreed, “but surely we are to have more than one class per year? In a number of age groups there are almost 40 girls, maybe more!”

“Yes Kathie, there will be more than one class per year group,” the Deputy Head answered, “we hope that there will be no more than 20 girls per class, although we can stretch that to a maximum of 25 if necessary.”

“That will mean that for all Senior and Middle year groups at present there will be two classes,” Miss Dene put in, the Office Manager smiled, “judging by the number of applications we have had that number will increase, the Junior year groups will mainly only need one class per year, but that will also increase in the near future.”

Catherine Barber, new Maths Mistress, spoke, “Is there a new list for Form Mistresses? After all the number of forms will have increased so more of us will be needed.”

Miss Dene nodded, “There is, Gill Culver is currently typing it up, it’ll be ready tomorrow,”

“We’ll be going over the forms and any new girls tomorrow,” Miss Wilson put in, "but for now we need to concentrate on other matters.”

While she was speaking the office staff, Clare and Gill were handing out small handbooks to all members of Staff.

Miss Annersley started to explain, “These are the new staff handbooks, they apply to all employees of the Real Chalet School and all other businesses that come within the RCS Board, including, obviously, the hospital. You should all have received your contracts already, this book sets out the protocols for conduct, including working hours, rest breaks, disciplinary procedures, grievances, annual appraisals, sickness absence and holiday entitlement.” The Head stopped and looked around, every one of the members of staff from the original chalet school was staring at her in horror! She laughed, “Ladies, I’m sorry, but this is normal procedure in the Real World. None of your colleagues will be surprised at this information!”

Miss Wilson added, “Just think yourself lucky that you didn’t have to spend weeks reading draft after draft of this book before it was finally approved. All four permanent members of the Board did!”

Later, after the meeting had finished, Miss Annersley and Miss Wilson walked back to the Admin block. Situated on the ground floor of the main school building, it housed the Head and Deputy Head’s Studies as well as the workstations for the office staff. Miss Annersley accompanied Miss Wilson into the Deputy Head’s Study.

“Nell, do you have those budgetary figures for the Science Department? Yours are the only ones I’m still waiting on!”

“Yes, I’ll just print them off,” Miss Wilson sat at her desk and worked at her PC for a few minutes, the printer sprang to life. While waiting for the papers to print she flicked through a copy of the Staff Handbook again.

“You know, I’m sure I drew the short straw here,” she complained.

“What do you mean?” Miss Annersley asked.

Nell pointed to the section on appraisals, “This bit, Hilda, Heads of Departments are responsible for carrying out appraisals on their own staff. That’s fine, for me that means Vida, Lesley and Rebecca at the moment, but then, as Deputy Head I’m responsible for appraisals on all the other Department Heads as well!” Miss Wilson looked over at her friend, “all you have to do is act as Countersigning Officer, there’s not much work involved in that!”

“I have other staff I must write appraisals on, Nell,” the Head protested.

“Not teaching Staff, Hilda, I have responsibility for the faculty!” Miss Wilson retrieved the papers from the printer and handed them to her partner.

Miss Annersley took the papers and walked across to the connecting door leading to her own Study, as she reached the door she paused, a smile playing on her lips, “that’s not strictly true, Nell,” she said calmly, although there was a glint in her eyes. She opened the door and prepared to go through, “I do have to write the appraisal for one member of the teaching staff!” She grinned at her colleague before disappearing into her own office.

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#15: Author: Carolyn P, Location: Lancaster, England

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2004 11:18 pm

Now that is an Annual Performance review I would LOVE to hear! Laughing

#16: Author: Chelsea, Location: Your Imagination

Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2004 11:20 pm

Thanks for that Lesley.

It's true, you never saw the admin. side of the school for the teachers.

LOL at the Abess aprising Bill - do we get to see that scence?

#17: Author: Kelly, Location: Auckland, New Zealand

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 1:41 am

Wow, I really enjoyed the other Real CS stories, this one looks like being a great continuation!
Thank you Lesley.
I love all the details of the organisaion of the school it makes every thing fit so well, if you get what I mean!!
*starts the chant for more*

#18: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 2:07 am

*shrieks and screams with joy*
You have no idea how happy i am to see this back. Especially as I just finished re-reading the original! (Real CS, I mean)
drummer

More, Lesley! I hope this is gonna be another biggie...

#19: Author: Susan, Location: Carlisle

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 2:28 am

Thank you Lesley for bringing this back. am sure we will need some Real CS madnes after all the sad drabbles about.

#20: Author: Vikki, Location: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough.......

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 3:19 am

Thank you Lesley!!! Wonderful as always!!!

#21: Author: KB, Location: Melbourne, Australia

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 4:32 am

Hooray! Real CS is back! Hilda and Nell teasing each other are back! The sneaking Prefects are back!

(Does this mean I'm still a German teacher?)

#22: Author: Kathryn, Location: Melbourne/Hamilton until 11 September

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 8:57 am

Remember Lisa_T, I'm doing senior history!

#23: Author: Jennie, Location: Cambridgeshire

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 9:10 am

It's great to see Real CS back again, Lesley, lots and lots of adventures coming, I hope.

#24: Author: Ellie, Location: Lincolnshire

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 11:02 am

Thank you Lesley - this looks just as good as the first two, Very Happy

#25: Author: Cumbrian Rachel, Location: near High Wycombe

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 11:36 am

I'm wondering where the Rach(a)el come in... I lost track of the others as I went away and didn't have time to keep up but I do roughly know what's going on so attempts will be made to keep up this time!
I hope you're going to be nice to the Rach(a)els or a certain 'smiley' may be used...

#26: Author: Jennie, Location: Cambridgeshire

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 1:02 pm

I really love the fact that the prefects can bug any room that they choose to. Hmm, as I'm Senior Housemistress, I think I'll employ a few of them to bug certain dorms for me.

#27: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 2:03 pm

Ok, you can do senior history and I'll be HOD *cackle* Isn't that a nice compromise, Kathryn? Wink

#28: Author: Sarah_L, Location: Redcar

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 2:09 pm

Yeah, Real CS back!

#29: Author: Abi, Location: Alton, Hants

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 3:52 pm

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! More Real Chalet School!! party

Thank you Lesley!

#30: Author: edith, Location: Shropshire/Powys/my own mind!

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 4:54 pm

YAY!
This seems great Leslie.
MORE please! lights just flickered, hope thats not a bad omen!

#31: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 6:30 pm

I'm sure I saw Lesley a moment ago. Les LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYY! Embarassed

There. Hopefully that'll be noisy enough!

#32: Author: Carolyn P, Location: Lancaster, England

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 7:10 pm

She was here, but hasn't posted any more story. Sad

#33: Author: Lesley, Location: Rochester, Kent

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 7:11 pm

*Lisa - when I was here earlier it was to do some research!
Next bit!

Once in her office, Miss Annersley did not immediately go to her desk; instead she moved to lean against the wall beside the connecting door and waited, glancing at her watch as she did so. Bare seconds later the door was flung open and the Deputy Head strode in,

“Hilda, what did…” on seeing an apparently empty office, Miss Wilson stopped in confusion, then spun round as Miss Annersley’s voice came to her from behind.

“Well Nell that was only eleven seconds, fairly impressive. Was there something you wanted?” The Head’s voice was exceptionally innocent and there was a very slight smile on her lips.

Miss Wilson took a deep breath before beginning, “You have to write an appraisal on me?” Her voice was very soft.

Miss Annersley walked over to seat herself at her desk, she turned to her deputy, “Of course, Nell. Considering the number of times we had to re-read the drafts from that handbook, I’m surprised you’ve only just realised.” She watched her friend closely.

Miss Wilson walked over to one of the chairs opposite the Head and sat down, “It never occurred to me that it would be necessary,” she said quickly. She smiled, “I suppose, for completeness it must be done, but lets face it, it will just be a formality won’t it?”

There was silence in the Study.

“Hilda?” the Deputy Head’s voice was a little sharper and served to cause Miss Annersley to look across at her friend, she did not, however, agree with the last statement. Miss Wilson sighed, “You’re going to hold this over my head for the rest of the year aren’t you?” she said eventually.

The Head smiled, “Why Nell, as if I would do such a thing!” Her lips twitched slightly as she opened her eyes wide to simulate innocence.

Miss Wilson glared at her friend, “And who does your appraisal then?” she said eventually, “Madge, I suppose?”

Miss Annersley shook her head, “No, Nell, I have total autonomy here, remember?” her eyes sparkled as she continued, “Oh I’m sure, if anything went seriously wrong, then I may be asked to account for my actions to the board, but…”

“Yes, and there’s more chance of Australia sinking beneath the waves than that the RCS Board find fault with you!” Miss Wilson’s voice was distinctly disgruntled.

Miss Annersley just smiled…

The following day a second Staff Meeting was called to discuss the new forms and new entrants. Rosalie handed out copies of the list detailing Form Mistresses.

S Upper VIa - Miss Ruth Derwent
S Upper VIb - Miss Nancy Wilmot
S Lower VIa - Mlle Julie Berne
S Lower VIb - Miss Kathryn Brown
S Upper Va - Miss Katherine Bruce
S Upper Vb - Miss Dorothy Lawrence
S Lower Va - Miss Sharlie Andrews
S Lower Vb - Miss Lisa Townsend
M Upper IVa - Miss Rosalind Moore
M Upper IVb - Miss Peggy Burnett
M Lower IVa - Miss Kathie Ferrars
M Lower IVb - Miss Lesley Green
M Upper IIIa - Miss Davida Armitage
M Upper IIIb - Ms Catherine Barber
M Lower IIIa - Miss Rebecca Gray
M Lower IIIb - Miss Rosalind Yolland
J Upper II - Miss Beth Carey
J Lower II - Miss Celia Oldroyd
J Upper I - Miss Deborah Smith
J Lower I - Miss Catherine Laidler
K Preparation- Miss Kathie Robertson
K Reception - Miss Susan Tinning
K Nursery - Mrs Carolyn Phillips

Miss Annersley allowed her Staff a few minutes to familiarise themselves with the list before speaking, “I appreciate this will mean changing to different forms mid-year,” she began, her low tones immediately silencing the Staff Room, “however it was felt that the new arrangements should be commenced immediately, rather than wait until the end of the year.”

Miss Wilson took over, “With regard to the different forms within each year, as yet there is no distinction between them, I mean that whether you are in Upper V a or b will not matter. The only form that is the exception is Upper VI a - this will remain the top form of the School and will house the Prefects.”

“Those members of Staff who do not currently have a form should not feel neglected,” Miss Dene put in, “with the number of applications my staff have received we will be adding to the forms in the next six months!”

Miss Derwent, Senior Mistress spoke, “We have only a small number of new girls this term - we hope that this will continue and that most girls will start in the January, however there are a number for the Kindergarten, both Carolyn and Kathie.” she smiled, “No more for you, though Susan, which is just as well as you already have the maximum number,”

Kathie Robertson, Head of the Kindergarten, interrupted, “Yes, Susan, you will be having a helper, name of Sheryl,”

“There are also a number of new girls for the Fourths, both Upper and Lower, and a few for the Fifths. None in either the Thirds or Sixths though!” Miss Derwent finished with a smile.

The rest of the Staff Meeting was spent discussing the various new girls and placing them in the correct forms. At the end of the meetings the two Heads stood to leave, Miss Annersley suddenly remembering one point,

“I understand that the position of Head of the History Department has still to be resolved,” she said softly, “Miss Brown, Miss Townsend, would you both please join me in my Study in 15 minutes time? This situation has continued for long enough!” She smiled around at her Staff and followed Miss Wilson out.

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#34: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 7:23 pm

uh oh. So that was your research! I thought I suggested a nice compromise but I suppose we'll have to do whatever the Head says! Embarassed

#35: Author: Carolyn P, Location: Lancaster, England

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 7:39 pm

*Rubs hands in glee*

I presume Lesley that you know there is a much higher staff/child ratio in nursery's. Normally 1:8 with 3 year olds.

#36: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 8:56 pm

Lesley, uh, I realise this may not worry you, but I'm rather anxious to discover whether I make it out of the Study alive, so if you could oblige?

Oh, and you have realised there's another history teacher on the CBB who's better qualified than either Kathryn or I...
Wink

#37: Author: Pat, Location: Doncaster

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 9:06 pm

I do hope you have a nice modern library for me, with a computer system that doesn't eat its own data!!

#38: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 9:17 pm

How modern do you want, Pat? the kind that doesn't have any books? Laughing

#39: Author: Lulie, Location: Middlesbrough

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 9:20 pm

Yay! Real CS is back piano

Lesley, could you email me the other two files, I missed out on some of the story and I'd love to catch up Very Happy

Also, if this is set in the Real World, there will be parents of children with special needs who want their daughters to be CS girls. I can take on the 16+ ones, no problem!

#40: Author: Pat, Location: Doncaster

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 9:35 pm

Lisa_T wrote:

How modern do you want, Pat? the kind that doesn't have any books? Laughing

Modern libraries all have plenty of books, since you can't get everything off the Internet. I know the sites I would need to connect to though! Like Infotrac for journal articles!!!

#41: Author: Chloë, Location: London: when away from home planet!

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 9:36 pm

Thank you Lesley Very Happy

More soon i hope!

#42: Author: Ellie, Location: Lincolnshire

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 10:05 pm

Thanks Lesley, looking forward to more.

#43: Author: Vikki, Location: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough.......

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 12:21 am

Yay Lesley!!! Lots more soon please¬!!!!!!!

#44: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 12:29 am

Isn't there any more? Vikki, I could strangle you for raising my hopes like that!

*runs hammer

after Vikki*

#45: Author: Kathryn, Location: Melbourne/Hamilton until 11 September

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 12:36 am

Lisa_T wrote:

Lesley, uh, I realise this may not worry you, but I'm rather anxious to discover whether I make it out of the Study alive, so if you could oblige?

I second that wholeheartedly. But I thought we'd agreed to share the job? Confused

#46: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 12:41 am

So did I, to be honest! I'm sure we settled it ages ago- you'd take the seniors and I'd take the juniors (ie, KS3, whatever that is in oz- years 7-9. Somebody turn that into RCS forms!

Oh well, I suppose we can wait in fear and trembling now, Kathryn! Wink

#47: Author: Vikki, Location: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough.......

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 2:11 am

Lisa_T wrote:

Isn't there any more? Vikki, I could strangle you for raising my hopes like that!

*runs hammer

after Vikki*

What did I do??
*looks bewildered!*

And Lisa, if you read Lesley's posts, she has tables of what ages are in which form!!!

#48: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 2:47 am

You posted, sweetie, and I fell over myself trying to get back cos I thought Lesley had! Wink

I know Lesley has the lists up- couldn't be bothered scrolling back to check, though.
Here, Vikki- coffee

and

Doesn't that make you feel better?

#49: Author: Vikki, Location: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough.......

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 3:46 am

Oooh! Thank you! A bedtime snack!!! Just what I needed!!! yummy

#50: Author: Emma, Location: Lichfield

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 9:48 am

Yipee, another great thread has begun. More please Lesley!!

P.S. Can I have a part in this drabble, I could a geography/hydrology teacher!!

#51: Author: Katarzyna, Location: Preston, Lancashire

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 11:46 am

Hurrah, caught up with Real CS - thank you Lesley

Pretty please, where can i get an application form to join from?

#52: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 4:42 pm

You PM Lesley with a list of your quals/ experience and Any Other Useful info. Be warned: do not mention any variety of phobia. Bad idea...

Yoo hoo, folks, are we ready to chant?
Apart from anything else, Kathryn and I are still on tenterhooks!

#53: Author: Chloë, Location: London: when away from home planet!

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 4:57 pm

Thank you Lesley more soon i hope!

#54: Author: Vikki, Location: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough.......

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 6:03 pm

*chants at Lesley for more!!!*

#55: Author: Sarah_L, Location: Redcar

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 6:37 pm

Can I have a part? I could be a law teacher, if the CS want to introduce a new subject.

#56: Author: KB, Location: Melbourne, Australia

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 7:10 pm

Ooh, I'm a Form Mistress! And of a Senior form, no less! Thank you, Lesley!

#57: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 7:14 pm

*lol* I was pleased too, until I twigged (courtesy of Donna, who took a very unfriendly pleasure in it) that my form are the equivalent of our yr 10s/ fourth form. That's cruelty to dumb form teachers! Oh well. I'm sure I can sort them- this is the CS after all.

Er- then again, maybe not! HelpMe

*joining in with the chanting* Should we get all the instruments out again?

#58: Author: KB, Location: Melbourne, Australia

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 7:32 pm

There, there, Lisa. I'm sure you can cope!

#59: Author: Rachael,

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 7:38 pm

Hooray and hurrah - she's back!
Who's she? Insert Lesley or Hilda the Autocrat as you choose!
*ecstatic*

Fab beginning, Lesley - looking forward to more even if your title is a bit of a contradiction
How could you possibly have a "surfeit" of Rach(a)els?!! Wink

Am also quite convinced that the young, up and coming, forward-thinking HR professional appointed previously wouldn't have taken quite so long to produce a final, approved edition of the handbook! Wink

Loove Hilda's handling of the history reprobates - I think we'd all best be careful that we don't post anything likely to cause Lesley's wrath!!

#60: Author: KB, Location: Melbourne, Australia

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 7:39 pm

Rachael wrote:

Fab beginning, Lesley - looking forward to more even if your title is a bit of a contradiction
How could you possibly have a "surfeit" of Rach(a)els?!! Wink

Very, very easily!

#61: Author: Janet, Location: Ferndown, Dorset

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 7:43 pm

I'm a bit if a newbie and haven't posted much but this looks really good.

Lesley - if I PM you with my e-mail address, please could you send me your previous drabbles so I can catch up?

And if you need another maths mistress type, I'd be happy to oblige Smile

(Hope you don't all think I'm being presumptuous?)

#62: Author: KB, Location: Melbourne, Australia

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 7:49 pm

A warning, Janet: they're great, but very, very long!

#63: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 7:54 pm

I wish Lesley'd hurry up!

history reprobates did you say, Rachel? Can I remind you that you are much mroe likely to get into trouble than Kathryn or I- not being named Rach(a)el! Laughing

#64: Author: Janet, Location: Ferndown, Dorset

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 7:55 pm

Thanks for the warning - I shall time my read accordingly
Thank goodness the weekend is coming up!

And if they're anything like as good as the other drabbles on this board, then I can't wait!!

Can you recommend the best in the archives? It's going to take me ages to work my way through those - thank you

You're all going to recommend everything, aren't you! Rolling Eyes

#65: Author: Rachael,

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 8:10 pm

It was me, Lisa!
*spoken with cheerful disregard for grammar*

And Janet, along with Lesley's epics there's too many to recommend but off the top of my head from the archives, I would suggest Catherine_B's Alternative Romance, Lisa_T's one with Grainne (sorry - the name changed and I can't remember) and of course, A Change for Con by Rachel the Witch which I think triggered all the epics!!

Enjoy - it's worth dipping into all of them ... provided you have the time, of course!

#66: Author: KB, Location: Melbourne, Australia

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 8:26 pm

Set aside a few hours and read the first few posts of as many as you can. Work out which ones (and which authors) you like and focus on them.

#67: Author: Donna, Location: Liverpool

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 8:48 pm

Lisa_T wrote:

*lol* I was pleased too, until I twigged (courtesy of Donna, who took a very unfriendly pleasure in it) that my form are the equivalent of our yr 10s/ fourth form.

moi? unfriendly? I was only trying to make you see all sides of the situation! Smile

At least you're likely to have nice pupils, who are willing to learn!

*whispers (as it carries so much further than a low tone) more please Lesley*

#68: Author: KB, Location: Melbourne, Australia

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 8:58 pm

Er, no, Polly, of course you weren't! You just thought you'd generously share your ideas about the situation, didn't you? Wink

#69: Author: Lesley, Location: Rochester, Kent

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 9:20 pm

Must say I'm somewhat worried about just how much of a guilty conscience both Lisa and Kathryn seem to have - all Hilda said is she wanted to see them! Wink

Oh and Rachael - I'm going by how long it takes to get any draft approved. I'm sure the HR Manager was very efficient Twisted Evil

Janet - watch this space - you'll be in soon!

The two mistresses asked to join Miss Annersley in her Study made the journey there in total silence, they reached the door to the Head’s Study and knocked. A low voice called out ‘enter’ while, at the same time, a small green light to the side lit up. Miss Brown pushed open the door and the two walked in. Miss Annersley was stood next to the large picture window gazing out onto the untamed wilderness of Point Nepean, as the two entered the room she turned and smiled.

“Kathryn, Lisa, please sit down, I thought we should discuss this before term starts,” she smiled at both History Mistresses, mindful, as all Staff were at the Real Chalet School, to directly face Miss Townsend to enable her to lip read. Both women sat down in silence and turned worried faces toward the Head.

Miss Annersley laughed, “Ladies you both look as though you’re expecting a lecture!”

Kathryn and Lisa looked at each other, relaxing slightly, “We’re sorry, Miss Annersley,” Kathryn spoke, “but we have often theorised on exactly what happened when you spoke to people in your Study.”

Miss Annersley smiled, “I see, I must have a fearsome reputation then! However I think you’ll find that was generally with the students, not the Staff. Kathryn, Lisa, I asked to see you so that we might deal with the problem of who will be Head of History, and to discover why it has not been dealt with before, I promise I will not lecture.” Her eyes were laughing as she made the promise.

Lisa Townsend smiled slightly before beginning, “I think the problem started at the first Staff Meeting last August, the first one after everyone except you had been rescued. Madame asked us to decide who had seniority, and we couldn’t!”

“Why not?” The Head asked softly.

Kathryn answered the question, “I think it was a combination of things, firstly that neither of us had much experience teaching, also that the Real Chalet School was suddenly a very large and viable project and that we had both expected Biddy Courvoisier to be Head of History.”

Miss Annersley shook her head, “All Department Heads must work full time and live on the School Grounds during term time,” she said, “That applies now to the Head and Deputy Head too.” She sat back and looked across at her Staff, “I did, however, take the liberty of asking Biddy for her opinion of both of you. Would you be interested in hearing it?”

Both Mistresses nodded, though with a certain amount of trepidation, Miss Annersley smiled slightly on noticing this.

“Very well, Biddy told me that, in the year or so that you have been teaching she has watched both of you grow from somewhat inexperienced and naïve women into excellent teachers. You both have the ability to engender love of your chosen subject into the most uninterested of pupils.” The Head smiled, “she also said that she would be happy to serve under either of you as Department Head.”

Lisa and Kathryn both turned slightly pink at the words.

“Now to be able to receive that type of praise from Biddy shows me that you are both performing exceptionally well,“ Miss Annersley continued, “The only difficulty is that it does not help in choosing who will head the department. Therefore I believe the only fair way, as you have both had an excellent testimonial, is to go by how well you are qualified.”

She waited while the two women thought about her idea and slowly nodded. It was the Australian who spoke, “In that case Miss Annersley I believe Lisa has the job. She has more qualifications than I,” she turned to Lisa, “Congratulations, Lisa,” she smiled.

Lisa flushed again, “Thanks Kathryn, I’m sure you could do the job as well as I. Perhaps, as my first order as Department Head, I should confirm that you will have special responsibility for teaching the Seniors - I know that is a special interest of yours.”

Kathryn smiled her thanks. Both mistresses stood up to leave, “Thank you for helping us out, Miss Annersley,” Lisa said, Kathryn echoed the thanks.

Miss Annersley nodded and walked with them to the Study door.

#70: Author: KB, Location: Melbourne, Australia

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 9:26 pm

*giggles* Good for Lisa and Kathryn! Congratulations, Lisa! And good on Biddy!

#71: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 9:27 pm

*curtsies* Why thank you!
It evens out, pretty much. Kathryn has more intensive teaching with the seniors (exam people) leaving me more admin time for dept work...so we are still really splitting the job Wink

#72: Author: Carolyn P, Location: Lancaster, England

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 10:26 pm

Thanks Lesley. Will there be more tonight, or shock horror may I be in bed for 10:30 in time to watch ER.

#73: Author: BethC, Location: Worcester, UK

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 10:40 pm

So glad Real CS is back: thank you, Lesley! Please may we have some more now? *smiles sweetly* Smile

And I'm sure there'll be enough of an interest in music there to accommodate all the musicians on the CBB as well as Miss Lawrence, so may I plead for a job? Very Happy

*(looks for a "hopeful" smiley but can't find one so makes do with big smile)*

#74: Author: Nicci, Location: UK

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 11:26 pm

I'm away for 3 days, and I miss the beginning of another Real CS! Lesley, this looks like being another beauty. I can't wait for more.

*hilda and bill's biggest fan, thanks to Lesley* Cool

#75: Author: Kathryn, Location: Melbourne/Hamilton until 11 September

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 11:38 pm

Lisa_T wrote:

I wish Lesley'd hurry up!

history reprobates did you say, Rachel? Can I remind you that you are much mroe likely to get into trouble than Kathryn or I- not being named Rach(a)el! Laughing

Agreeing with this.
Lisa_T, Year Ten probably aren't that bad, it is the year nine's you have to look out for. student

And both of us certainly do not have guilty conscious', we are just scared what is going to happen to us at the hands of Lesley!

ETA: wrote the above before reading most recent instalment!

Solution is fine. Lisa_T has more qualifications and I don't admin as much as teaching interested students, which hopefully the seniors will be birthday cake

#76: Author: Lesley, Location: Rochester, Kent

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 12:23 am

Next bit - only a snippet!

The first day of Term Three saw the Heads out early, the School were not expected to arrive until early afternoon at the earliest, however the friends continued their habit of exercise before breakfast. On this occasion they were joined by Emma Neachell, Games Mistress, on the School running track. Miss Annersley looked from Emma to Nell,

“Well I suppose one of you will tell me eventually why we are here?”

Emma looked surprised, “I didn’t realise that you didn’t know, Miss Annersley,” she began, “Miss Wilson said you both wanted to start running, as the next step in your fitness regime. As I’ve some experience I said I’d come along and get you started.”

Miss Annersley turned to look at her friend, “Nell,” the Head’s voice was very quiet, “exactly when did I say that I wanted to start running?”

Miss Wilson smiled across at her friend, “You’ll love it, Hilda,” she said brightly, “It will mean we will be far fitter than just walking. Running as a sport is very popular nowadays and extremely good for you!”

Later that morning, joining the rest of the Staff and the Prefects for breakfast, Miss Annersley was only just able to stifle a groan as she sat gingerly at the head of the table. After a few minutes she turned to her partner, in a low voice that only Miss Wilson could hear, she spoke, “Nell, I can’t believe that you intend for us to follow that regime every morning. I thought Peggy and Hilary were strict but Emma is a law unto herself!”

Miss Wilson grinned, she appeared to be far less affected by the exercise, “Don’t know why you’re complaining, Hilda, I found it invigorating.”

“Really?” The Head’s reply was somewhat caustic, “Well for your information I’ve learnt a few more 21st Century swear words - ‘circuit training’ and ‘it’s only half a mile to run!’”

#77: Author: Catherine_B, Location: Oxford, UK

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 12:25 am

*happy happy happy!*

Lesley, do you think the Real CS could accept a mistress who'd rather be a Ms? Rolling Eyes

#78: Author: Lesley, Location: Rochester, Kent

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 12:30 am

Catherine_B wrote:

*happy happy happy!*

Lesley, do you think the Real CS could accept a mistress who'd rather be a Ms? Rolling Eyes

Done Catherine - I have modified the list of form mistresses! Smile

#79: Author: Rachel, Location: Plotting in my lair

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 12:36 am

Lesley, this is great - but where are all the Rach(a)els???

Very misleading title this drabble has! Wink

#80: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 2:51 am

Kathryn, you think Yr 10 aren't bad? I grant you Yr 9 can be bad enough for anyone but Yr 10?! *deep groan* They are Fourth Form after all! Wink

Emma, I hope you'll be gentler on Hilda than Bill seems prepared to be!!!

*giggling* More, Lesley!

#81: Author: Rachael,

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 9:09 am

*chuckle*
*suspecting that Rachel may live to regret that complaint!*

Quote:

*hilda and bill's biggest fan, thanks to Lesley*

But Nicci ... Lesley is Hilda's biggest fan and I'm Nell's! Wink

Love the way Hilda resolved the History problem!
Hope she's recovering from her run - ouch!

More, please ... and soon, Lesley!

#82: Author: PatMac, Location: Yorkshire England

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 10:18 am

Caught up at last! Lesley very kindly sent me the original Real CS to read and I read it all through in 2 sittings. It's so good, I couldn't leave it!

Now having caught up with this, I'm ready for more (hint, hint!)

#83: Author: Carolyn P, Location: Lancaster, England

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 10:19 am

Think Bill has an eveil streak in her, Twisted Evil

More soon please. In fact don't do anything other than write this if at all possible...you don't really need to work, eat, drink, sleep ect do you?? Laughing

#84: Author: Abi, Location: Alton, Hants

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 10:39 am

*lol* isn't Bill naughty!! Poor Hilda!

#85: Author: Ellie, Location: Lincolnshire

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 4:30 pm

Thank you Lesley, I see you still haven't got over your compulsion to cause Hilda pain and discomfort.
Love these stories as much as ever - more soon please.

#86: Author: Chelsea, Location: Your Imagination

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 4:41 pm

Lesley, don't you think that you've done enough to poor Hilda? - temper justice with mercy!

Would love some more please!

#87: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 6:52 pm

I don't think Lesley knows the meaning of those words, Chelsea, particularly where Hilda is concerned..which is slightly odd.

I have to admit, though, I'd love to see Hilda have a go at surfing..

#88: Author: Vikki, Location: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough.......

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 7:33 pm

Lesley this is wonderful as always! But poor Hilda!! Did you HAVE to do that to her? Shocked

#89: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 8:13 pm

*g* Never mind Nell having a nasty streak, Lesley has a nasty streak.... but would you really want to be deferential? Think of all the laughs we would miss!
ROFL

Lesley:

More please, or we'll start to hammer

from frustration! Laughing

#90: Author: Guest,

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 8:39 pm

Lesley - it's time for more now please!

Ooooooh look at me asking nicely!!!!!

Wink

ETA - helps if you remember to log in when you start demanding more! Rachel the Quidditch

#91: Author: catherine, Location: York

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 10:01 pm

Great to see this back, Lesley!! And I'm thrilled to be included on the list of form mistresses but it's Laidler not Laidlaw.

Looking forward to more whenever you have time! But please, spare Hilda from pain and torture - her poor body won't survive!

#92: Author: Nicci, Location: UK

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 10:15 pm

[quote="Rachael"]

Quote:

*hilda and bill's biggest fan, thanks to Lesley*

But Nicci ... Lesley is Hilda's biggest fan and I'm Nell's! Wink

quote]

Ok, so maybe I'm their biggest joint fan?

#93: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 10:37 pm

*frowns horribly at Nicci*
Get in the queue!!!! Laughing

Whyare we waiting? Why are we...is anyone else gonna take up the chant?

*goes walkies with megaphone

to round up the chanters, and more importantly, Lesley*

#94: Author: Lesley, Location: Rochester, Kent

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 10:40 pm

catherine wrote:

Have amended your name - sorry about that Catherine! So you don't want me to write anything nasty about Hilda then? Twisted Evil

That morning the trunks and belongings of the pupils arrived by courier; armed with an up-to-date form list, the Senior Housemistress was easily able to divide the luggage into the five different buildings that housed the dormitories, Kindergarten, Junior, Middle, Senior and Adult. She and her staff arranged for the trunks to be placed in the appropriate dormitories ready for unpacking. Each building also housed its own Housemistress as well as rooms for those Staff who were on duty at night. When not on duty all Staff had rooms in a separate Staff building.

Later that day various of the mistresses left Point Nepean to travel to the nearest train and coach stations in Melbourne to be ready to meet some of the returning pupils. Still others travelled to the airport, there were flights from both the UK and USA to be met, although the one from Britain did also have some new mistresses upon it. After lunch, those pupils that lived more locally started to arrive via their own transport. Sundry of those Staff left behind were employed in taking them to their dormitories and getting them unpacked and settled.

The party from the airport arrived a little later, as well as pupils this group included a number of new Staff, Nancy Wilmot went to greet two new members of her department, both CBBer’s, Janet and Rachel, “Although I’m known as Cumbrian_Rachel on the board!” she said laughingly.

“Probably just as well!” this from Ray, the Computer Mistress, another Rachel, “We’d never keep track otherwise!”

“Oh it’s not too bad,” this from Miss Bruce, German Mistress, “I don’t think there are as many Rachels as there are permutations of Katherine!”

Also arrived, Beth C was greeted by Miss Lawrence as an addition to the music department, while the Senior Mistress, Miss Derwent, met Donna, another English Mistress.

Once everyone had arrived a bell sounded indicating that they should make their way to the Hall. At the front of the Hall, on a raised platform, stood Miss Annersley and Miss Wilson. Once everyone had arrived Miss Annersley walked up to the lectern, silence fell throughout the Hall.

“Welcome to the Real Chalet School,” she said softly, her voice reaching all corners of the Hall. “For those who are returning, welcome back, I hope you will enjoy the next term. Those new girls and staff, I bid you welcome and hope that you will be very happy here. I will not keep you long girls, but we felt you would like to know the new arrangements with regard to forms and years. Miss Wilson will read out the members of each form, starting with the Kindergarten.” She stepped back, smiling at her friend, Miss Wilson moved to the lectern and started to read from a comprehensive list. It took some time before she was finished, and when the final form had been read out Miss Annersley stepped back to the lectern to dismiss everyone prior to the warning bell for the evening meal.

While everyone was filing out of the Hall, Miss Wilson looked across at her friend,

“Just like old times,” she smiled,

The Head returned the smile, “Better than old times, Nell,” she said gently, “now we are doing this because it’s what we want to do.” She turned to walk off the back of the platform, wincing slightly at the ache still apparent in her muscles. She turned back to her friend, “Well, mainly it’s what I want to do!“ she said, “I don’t think I’ve forgiven you yet for this morning’s training!”

Miss Wilson grinned innocently.

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#95: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 10:50 pm

*giggles sympathetically* Poor poor Hilda. It's Friday night, Lesley. Surely there'll be more?
*hint hint*

#96: Author: Nicci, Location: UK

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 10:57 pm

[quote="Lisa_T"]*frowns horribly at Nicci*
Get in the queue!!!! Laughing

quote]

*gets in the queue*

*reminds Lisa about changing winds and sticking faces* Wink

*politely requests more story from Lesley the Queen*

#97: Author: Ellie, Location: Lincolnshire

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 10:58 pm

*Wonders what difference it being Friday night makes, but hoping for more anyway*

#98: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 11:06 pm

Well, it's simple. Tomorrow's Saturday- I'm assuming (perhaps wrongly) that Lesley doesn't need to work tmw and therefore has no excuse for not giving us lots more of this!!! Laughing

#99: Author: Pat, Location: Doncaster

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 11:32 pm

She's got no excuse anyway! More please Lesley! Very Happy

#100: Author: Vikki, Location: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough.......

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 11:48 pm

*chants at Lesley!!!*
More soon please!!!!

#101: Author: Chloë, Location: London: when away from home planet!

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 11:59 pm

Thank you Lesley more soon i hope!

#102: Author: Donna, Location: Liverpool

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 12:52 am

Is that me? In Real CS? *awestruck* Thank you Lesley!!! Very Happy

*chanting*

#103: Author: Lesley, Location: Rochester, Kent

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 12:54 am

You're welcome Donna!

After supper the Kindergarten and Junior Schools were taken straight off to bed, the Middle and Senior Schools had free time. The School tried to ensure that the girls had as little supervision as possible so, apart from occasionally walking round to check, the Staff retired to their sitting room. A short time after 7pm, Miss Derwent knocked at the Head’s Study,

“Hello Ruth, how’s everything?” Miss Wilson, sat by the window in Miss Annersley’s office, called out.

Ruth Derwent smiled to see the Deputy Head there, she turned to Miss Annersley,

“Hilda, I’ve come to ask if both of you will join us? The Staff would like to celebrate your first full day as Head.”

Miss Annersley smiled, “Of course Ruth,” she said.

…

The next ten days saw the Real Chalet School move into its normal routine; the School had kept many of the traditions from the original school, or had adapted them to suit the modern world. There were, however, a number of changes that had had to be made. One of the first to be noticed on visiting the School was concerned with security. Although situated in a fairly remote location, Point Nepean was easily accessible via normal modern transport. In addition, with upwards of 500 girls of all ages on site, it was felt that the area should be kept secure. The School grounds were fenced in and a team of security guards provided round-the-clock protection. The buildings were only accessible to those carrying the correct pass and all members of staff and students had to carry their pass with them at all times. This also applied to non-teaching staff.

As the School grounds bordered onto the beach there was a fence preventing access to the School from the beach to deter anyone trying to arrive via boat. However the Staff and girls had unlimited access to the beach - the security guards doubled as life guards.

Although all teaching Staff continued to be either original school staff, or members of the CBB with full knowledge of the School’s unusual history, Miss Annersley relaxed the rules for non-teaching staff. This enabled catering, domestic, security and maintenance staff to be employed locally.

The early morning training for the Heads continued, after ten days or so, Miss Annersley confided in Emma that, although she was still aching each day, she was starting to feel the benefits of the training.

Miss Neachell smiled, “I’m not surprised,” she said, “You have the build for running, oh not sprinting, but long distance runners are always slim. Those carrying extra muscle will find it harder, while you’ll find it will get easier as we go along!” She ran on ahead leaving Miss Annersley smirking while Miss Wilson scowled.

#104: Author: Vikki, Location: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough.......

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 1:10 am

Yay!! another post!!! Lesley, you're being very good to us today!!!!

#105: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 1:13 am

Good for Hilda! Maybe she'll ge tthe chance to wind Nell up about being the fitter for a change..

#106: Author: Kathryn, Location: Melbourne/Hamilton until 11 September

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 2:25 am

Do we forsee trouble with the male security guards in a school of 500 females?? Shocked

#107: Author: Rachael,

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 9:50 am

Thanks for the posts, Lesley,

Burly Aussie securtiy / lifeguards ................. *swoon*

MORE, PLEASE!

#108: Author: Nicci, Location: UK

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 12:35 pm

Kathryn wrote:

Do we forsee trouble with the male security guards in a school of 500 females?? Shocked

Knowing certain members of the Real CS, I wouldn't be surprised! Laughing

#109: Author: PatMac, Location: Yorkshire England

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 12:39 pm

Kathryn wrote:

Do we forsee trouble with the male security guards in a school of 500 females?? Shocked

What do you mean "trouble"? We certainly need an innocent smiley!

thanks for the story Lesley, love the rivalry between Hilda and Nell.

#110: Author: Lesley, Location: Rochester, Kent

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 1:19 pm

Hadn't even considered a problem because of the security guards - hmmmmm!

In the School itself, the few new girls were settling in; there had been four babies for the Nursery, bringing the complement in that form to its maximum of eight. Mrs Phillips had already mentioned that more staff would be required and Kathie Robertson had passed the request on to the Head. There had also been two new girls in Miss Robertson’s own form, however as 5-6 year olds the staff : pupil ratio was lower than the Nursery, and the maximum number had not yet been reached.

In the Fourth forms there were four new girls, two in Lower IVb and two in Upper IVa, they all seemed to be settling well, in the top Middle form Evadne Van Alden was Form Prefect and ensured that both girls were looked after. Both Heather Leach and Kelly Stevens were from England and knew nothing of the previous history of the school. This did not seem to faze them as they joined in with all the normal Middle antics, culminating in both of them, along with eight other members of Upper IVa, being the first girls to be sent to Miss Annersley for bad behaviour.

Miss Annersley watched, her face expressionless, as Louise Chad, the Prefect who had discovered the girls, ushered the ten offenders into her office. She looked closely at the girls, the two new girls, not knowing what to expect, seemed to be less disturbed then the other eight. Of those eight, five had been original chalet school pupils, while the other three had been at the Real Chalet School for more than two terms, long enough to have heard stories about how the Head dealt with those caught misbehaving.

“Louise, perhaps you could begin by detailing your involvement?” Miss Annersley turned to the Second Prefect.

Louise smiled slightly, “Yes, Miss Annersley,” she began, “As you know, I am one of four Prefects with rooms in the Middle House; last night there was a bad storm and the thunder awoke me about 2am. I decided to check that no-one else was disturbed before going back to sleep. When I reached the dormitory that these ten slept in I heard a noise and went in to investigate. I discovered all ten out of their beds and standing by the window. Three of them were smoking cigarettes, while the others were waiting to light them. As I walked in the Fire Alarm suddenly went off as the smoke had obviously tripped the smoke alarm in the ceiling.” Louise grinned at the Head, “I would have dealt with it via the Prefects rather than bother you Miss Annersley, only…”

“Only it was rather difficult for me to ignore being awoken at two in the morning due to the Fire Alarm!” The Head finished dryly, she turned to the ten girls, “Have you anything to say for yourselves?” She asked quietly.

Most of the girls remained silent, but Kelly looked up, “We didn’t mean to set off the alarm,” she said, “But I don’t see why we shouldn’t smoke if we want, it’s not such a big thing!”

“My sister smokes,” this from Heather, “She’s 21 now but says she started when she was 14,”

“I see,” Miss Annersley commented softly, “Tell me girls, are you aware of the Health effects associated with smoking?”

“My sister says they’re exaggerated, she thinks they make them up and…” Heather said defiantly, she looked up and found the Head gazing at her, her response foundered.

“Miss Annersley, it wasn’t that long ago that a number of the older Staff used to smoke, even you!” This from Evadne.

The Head nodded, “Quite correct, Evadne, although at the time we were smoking the health effects of smoking were not known to the general public. Since moving here almost all Staff, myself and Miss Wilson included, have stopped smoking.” She paused and sat back in her chair, “Now regardless of what you may do at home, while attending the Real Chalet School you will not smoke! However, I do not intend to punish you for smoking, this time.”

The girls looked at each other uncertainly, both Heather and Kelly smiling while the rest waited with apprehension.

Miss Annersley saw this and smiled inwardly, “No, I will not punish you for smoking, but I do feel you would benefit from some education on the health effects of smoking. Therefore I have arranged with Dr Venables that you visit the Real Hospital next Saturday, she has a number of patients who have expressed an interest in speaking to young people on the risks of smoking.”

“Saturday!! But that’s our free…” Kelly stopped as the blue-grey eyes fixed upon her.

“In addition, I expect written apologies from all of you addressed to the local Fire Station - they sent three fire appliances to the School that may well have been needed elsewhere.” She paused to look across at the ten before adding softly, “And you will apologise to the School at Assembly tomorrow for their interrupted night. Now, you may go.”

The ten girls filed slowly out of the room; following the ten out, Louise looked across at Miss Annersley and was surprised to receive a wink from the otherwise impassive Headmistress. She smiled slightly in return.

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#111: Author: Rachael,

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 1:48 pm

Hurray for Hilda! She hasn't lost her touch ... and neither has Lesley!

Liked the way she winked at Louise!!

More soon, please ........ *greedy*

*brings cup of tea, sausage sarnie and camps down for afternoon as it's bucketing with rain and wind outside and I ain't going nowhere!!*

#112: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 2:08 pm

*adds to the supplies and points out that Rachael appears to have forgotten the canopy*

LOL! I've no sympathy with them at all, having been woken up at school by fire alarms set off in various ways by various idiots. At least this crowd didn't mean to set the fire alarm off- most of the second formers when I was at school considered it their duty to deliberately smash the fire alarm once a term..
*scowls at memory*
*blinks pleadingly at Lesley..*

Do I need to ask?...M........................ Laughing

#113: Author: Lesley, Location: Rochester, Kent

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 3:37 pm

This is beyond a joke! It's just taken half an hour to post this! Evil or Very Mad

During their run the next morning Miss Annersley related the interview to her friend,

“Well I should imagine that’ll make them think twice before smoking again!” Miss Wilson replied grimly, “If nothing else, having to apologise to the School this morning will sink in!”

They reached the top of the ridge and stopped for a short rest, Miss Wilson turned to the Head, “Have you had much contact with the Upper Fourth in the classroom, this term?” she asked.

Miss Annersley thought for a moment, “I’ve had one Literature lesson so far, another is scheduled for today, why?”

“Just wondered how those two new girls were doing in other classes.” Miss Wilson replied distractedly, she was gazing down at some figures on the beach.

“They both appeared to be coping well when I saw them, neither was another Emily Brontë but they had some sensible ideas. Why do you ask, Nell?” This last said sharply as Miss Wilson was staring fixedly at the figures.

Miss Wilson looked round, “Sorry, Hilda,” she said, “Reason I asked was because one of them, Kelly, is a complete fool in any Science lab. I’ve had to pull her up a few times for doing stupid things, I’m not the only one, Vida says the same during Biology lessons. She reminds me in some ways of Evadne Lannis - you remember her?” She turned to look back down toward the beach.

“Of course I remember her,” Miss Annersley replied, “Nell! What on Earth is so interesting about the figures on the beach?”

The Deputy Head turned back to her friend, “I was just wondering what they were doing, Hilda,” she replied, “It’s the third day running we’ve seen them.”

Miss Annersley looked across, “It’s Kathie and Lesley isn’t it?” she asked. “Perhaps they are out running or something.”

Miss Wilson shook her head, “No, they’ve been walking up and down the same stretch of beach for the past five minutes, besides they are both wearing walking boots, hardly the footwear for running! I must find out what they are doing!” She proceeded to make her way down to the beach.

Miss Annersley kept pace with her, “Nell, are you sure you’re not doing this just to delay the rest of our run? I’ve noticed that you seemed to be finding it hard work.” The Head’s expression was full of concern but there was a very small glint in her eyes.

Miss Wilson glanced across at her friend with narrowed eyes, “And you just had to mention that, didn’t you!” she said accusingly.

“I had to mention the fact that your attempt to punish me, because I will be writing your appraisal, has back-fired?” The Head considered for a moment, then, “Yes, I believe I did!”

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#114: Author: Carolyn P, Location: Lancaster, England

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 4:01 pm

I adore Hilda in this. Lesley you haven't lost your touch with this at all. and you sorted the staff:pupil ratio for Nursery as well, wonderful.

So why would you and kathie be on the beach in walking boots?

#115: Author: Emma, Location: Lichfield

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 4:21 pm

Thanks for including me in this drabble Lesley Very Happy

I have just returned from a 5 mile cross country run and I think I'm going to feel like Hilda tomorrow morning!!

#116: Author: Sarah_L, Location: Redcar

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 4:25 pm

I'm enjoying this so much Lesley - it's good to see the CS adapting so well to the real world. Please can I be in it? I haven't been in any drabbles before.

#117: Author: catherine, Location: York

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 4:32 pm

Agree with Carolyn, you certainly haven't lost your touch!

Thanks for changing my name! Don't worry over it, though - I was thrilled to be included and it's not as though you see my surname all over the place! I was actually quite impressed you remembered!

More please, when you have time!

#118: Author: Janet, Location: Ferndown, Dorset

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 5:17 pm

Lesley - Thanks for sending me Real CS and Santa, I really enjoyed them and they kept me from lurking too much on the board over the past two days!

Must say, you were very harsh on Matey - what had she done to become such a villain?

Enjoying this story as well - hope you post more soon Smile

#119: Author: Jennie, Location: Cambridgeshire

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 5:44 pm

Wonderful Lesley, this has started out really well, and I can see the plot begining to thicken already.

#120: Author: Carolyn P, Location: Lancaster, England

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 6:15 pm

Janet wrote:

Read the original Real Chalet School, the evil Matey is revealed in all her dreadful glory there. I think it might still be on Lesley's website, or no doubt she will email you a copy.

#121: Author: Chelsea, Location: Your Imagination

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 6:24 pm

Wow, this is great Lesley. I love the interactions between Hilda and Bill. And I love how the Head dealth with the middles.

More Please - when you get the chance.

#122: Author: Janet, Location: Ferndown, Dorset

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 6:25 pm

Sorry, if I wasn't clear Carolyn P - I have read them but what I meant was, why or when did Lesley decide to make Matey into such an evil character? Or, Why choose her and not anyone else from the staff?
I've always quite liked Matey - underneath her brusque ways, she seems quite soft so it was a shock to see her become all evil! Very clever though! I would now read her in a different light!!

#123: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 6:36 pm

*g* Wait til you read Ellie/Esmeralda's take on it, if you haven't already!

By the time you've been here a while, Janet, you'll know that the only CS characters who remain at all like their EBD incarnations are Hilda and Bill. Everyone else is fair game! Laughing

*thumping for more*

#124: Author: PatMac, Location: Yorkshire England

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 6:37 pm

Janet, I think it's just that every story needs a villain and Matey just got the short straw. She's not ALWAYS the villain, though. There are some where she is portrayed as nice.

#125: Author: Lesley, Location: Rochester, Kent

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 6:39 pm

Janet - as the others probably know already - when I started Real CS it was a 300 word drabble for fun! I never started out intending to write an epic - it just grew! And I was making it up as I went along with no clear plan of where I was headed! I think the original idea was to have two people with the most to lose and Matey and Jo were those (Jennie gave me the idea for Matey!) then everything just grew from that! Even the title meant something different when I started it - it originally referred to the fact that we would see 'the real chalet school' rather than the one EBD wrote about!

Down on the beach, Kathie Ferrars, Geography Mistress and Lesley Green, Earth Sciences Mistress were intent on their mission and didn’t notice the two Heads until Miss Annersley spoke,

“Good morning Kathie, Lesley, please relieve our curiosity and tell us what you are doing!”

The two women spun round, “Hello Hilda, hello Nell, we didn’t realise anyone else was around,” this from Lesley.

“Morning both of you,” Kathie added, “What did you want to know?”

“Basically what you are doing!” Miss Wilson repeated, “You’re obviously not out running.”

The two mistresses smiled, “Nothing like that, Bill,” Kathie said, “We’re trying to arrange a treasure hunt for the Fourth forms. We have managed to change the timetable so that all four Fourth form classes have a free afternoon. We’ll be bringing them out here on a field trip.”

Miss Wilson looked interested, “Combining Geography and Earth Sciences?” she asked.

Lesley nodded, “Yes, there’s a fair amount of overlap, little tectonic activity here but a significant amount of sedimentary processes,”

“Plus the opportunity to look at both a coastal and river environment,” added Kathie Ferrars.

“Rather than have the pair of us stand here and give lectures though we are arranging a type of treasure hunt and leaving clues. The girls will be in teams with a prize for the first team to solve all the clues.” Lesley smiled across at her Head of Department.

Miss Annersley interrupted, “Just the two of you?” she sounded slightly concerned as the coast line here was rather rugged and the Fourths consisted of more than 80 girls.

Miss Ferrars shook her head, “No, Rosalind Moore and Peggy Burnett will be joining us - they are the other two form mistresses, plus one or two of the others if they can be spared.”

“John Coates also said he’d send along a couple of his security people,” Lesley added.

“Excellent,” Miss Wilson nodded, “This afternoon you say? I may come along myself!”

The two Heads waved goodbye to the two mistresses and continued their run.

#126: Author: Carolyn P, Location: Lancaster, England

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 6:54 pm

Looking forward with interest.

#127: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 8:01 pm

Lesley, please don't tell me you're gonna give them an earthquake and catapult them back into EBD;s world...

HelpMe

#128: Author: Chelsea, Location: Your Imagination

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 8:12 pm

The treasure hunt sounds like great fun. Good idea Kathie and Leslely!

#129: Author: Ellie, Location: Lincolnshire

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 9:03 pm

Thanks for all those lovely long posts Lesley, this is great fun. The treasure hunt is inspired, I'm looking forward to that scene. I'm quite surprised by all the security though - I've never yet come across a school where you can't walk straight in. (As long as you don't take a dog with you).
Much sympathy on your posting problems - as you were good enough to post for me when I was having trouble on the old board I'm more than willing to return the favour if you want - I haven't had any problems on this board except that stupid debug message.

#130: Author: Emma, Location: Lichfield

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 9:12 pm

Lisa_T wrote:

By the time you've been here a while, Janet, you'll know that the only CS characters who remain at all like their EBD incarnations are Hilda and Bill. Everyone else is fair game! Laughing

Except for what happened in Dr Venables!! Wink

Though I know that was FCS!!!

#131: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 9:14 pm

LOL! Of course. Can't believe I forgot that one. We killed Nell off there too if you remember! oooops Embarassed

#132: Author: Emma, Location: Lichfield

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 9:19 pm

I know!! I still can't believe what happened in Dr Venables!! Embarassed

#133: Author: Lesley, Location: Rochester, Kent

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 9:31 pm

Lisa_T wrote:

Lesley, please don't tell me you're gonna give them an earthquake and catapult them back into EBD;s world...

HelpMe

OK Lisa I'll not tell you! Twisted Evil

Ellie - re security - I think my feeling was that, as the Real CS was brand new, I would include everything that a school should have - and as far as I'm concerned it includes security to insure no nutter can get close to the pupils.
Re posting - at the moment there isn't a problem but if it happens again I may take you up on that offer - thanks.

(Sorry anyone who thought this may be more story - still writing!)

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#134: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 9:33 pm

*doesn#t care whether or not Lesley's witing so long as she does plenty of writing..*

#135: Author: Lesley, Location: Rochester, Kent

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 9:35 pm

Lisa_T wrote:

*doesn#t care whether or not Lesley's witing so long as she does plenty of writing..*

Good grief! I edited that post as soon as I saw the error and still someone got there first! Rolling Eyes

#136: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 9:44 pm

You'll just have to move faster then.... Wink

Any more?
*preparing to chant*

#137: Author: Ellie, Location: Lincolnshire

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 10:05 pm

Glad to hear that Lesley is writing - hoping to see the results soon.

#138: Author: Emma, Location: Lichfield

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 10:13 pm

*also hoping to see the results when I return later*

#139: Author: RachelD, Location: Norwich, UK

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 10:43 pm

I am really enjoying reading this - and I have read all the other Real CS drabbles, but I don't post much - too shy! But I wondered if you'd like another Rachel - I teach 5 and 6 year olds, but have taught general subjects up to 13 year olds. I should really like to join. Question

#140: Author: Lesley, Location: Rochester, Kent

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 10:59 pm

The more the merrier RachelD - watch this space!

That afternoon, directly lunch was over, the Fourth forms collected their equipment ready for their afternoon in the field: dressed in jeans and jumpers and wearing walking boots, all the Fourth formers were carrying small rucksacks, these held waterproof clothing, a bottle of water, some emergency rations, a torch and a space blanket. They also held small notebooks and hand lens for examining rocks. When everyone had gathered their belongings they congregated in the grounds outside the front door of the School.

In the grounds Miss Ferrars and Miss Green stood waiting, two large boxes of equipment beside them. Miss Wilson, who had been able to re-arrange her timetable, walked across to stand next to Peggy Burnett and Rosalind Moore, the Geography Head. The latter turned on seeing the Deputy Head and smiled, “Hello Nell, Kathie said you might be joining us!”

Miss Wilson returned the smile, “Hi Rosalind, surprised you’re not up there with Kathie and Lesley,”

“Oh this is all their idea - I’m just along for the ride, seems a fascinating way to learn. Looks as though some of the others are as well, that’s almost all from the Science and Geography Departments.” She indicated two other mistresses, Miss Gray, Physics mistress and Miss Laidler, Junior Mistress, both making there way towards them. At that point Miss Ferrars called for silence.

“Hello everyone,” she began, “This is the first time we have arranged a treasure hunt, so I’ll begin with a few rules. Firstly, this is not a holiday and we expect you to be careful at all times. Some of the areas near the coast may have hazards such as rocks falling so you should be aware of your safety at all times.”

As the Geography Mistress continued Miss Wilson was suddenly aware of a presence beside her, she turned and greeted John Coates, the Head of Security. He was a tall, burly man, in his late forties, his light brown eyes conveyed calm and competence.

“Thought we were going to miss the start,” he said softly, smiling at the Deputy Head, “I decided to bring Shane along and he took forever to collect all his gear!” He nodded toward the other security man, Shane Coates, son of John, was over six feet tall with blond hair and blue eyes.

Miss Wilson looked across at the younger man, “He is young,” she said tolerantly.

“True,” agreed his father, “But I’d like him to get older! At the minute he thinks he’s indestructible!”

They turned back to listen to Miss Ferrars and Miss Green. Miss Ferrars had just explained that everyone had to wear a fluorescent waistcoat and a safety helmet for safety.

“Excuse me, Miss Ferrars,” this from one of the Upper Fourth, “Surely it’s not that dangerous, do we have to wear this stuff?”

Miss Ferrars smiled, “No, Jane, you do not have to wear the safety equipment.” she paused for a moment, “We will be more than happy to leave you behind!”

There was a small chuckle throughout the group.

“Excuse me, Miss Green, Miss Ferrars?” The question came from Miss Wilson herself and everyone turned to look at the Deputy Head.

The two mistresses looked at each other before Miss Ferrars answered, “Yes, Miss Wilson?”

“Does the same thing apply to everyone, we must wear the safety equipment or we cannot come?” Miss Wilson indicated both herself and Miss Moore while asking this question, a twinkle in her eye.

Miss Ferrars looked toward Miss Green who replied for both of them, “Yes Miss Wilson, anyone who does not wear the safety equipment gets left behind. Even if you happen to be our respective Department Heads! She smiled, and a further chuckle swept round the group.

Once everyone was kitted out, the group moved off, the treasure hunt was to start beside a small river and then follow on toward the shore. The mistresses each had a copy of the location of each item and a small description.

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#141: Author: Carolyn P, Location: Lancaster, England

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 11:27 pm

Hmm, interesting! Cool

#142: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 11:33 pm

Quote:

Miss Wilson looked across at the younger man, “He is young,” she said tolerantly.

“True,” agreed his father, “But I’d like him to get older! At the minute he thinks he’s indestructible!”

What a lovely exchange, Lesley! Thank you! M...ore please?

#143: Author: Emma, Location: Lichfield

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 11:44 pm

Hummm, a nice 'young man'

#144: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 11:54 pm

For you or for Bill?

#145: Author: Emma, Location: Lichfield

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 11:55 pm

I thinks its my turn!!

#146: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 11:58 pm

LOL! Maybe Lesley will oblige..

#147: Author: Emma, Location: Lichfield

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 12:09 am

I've got my fingers and toes crossed!!

#148: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 12:19 am

LOL. I'll keep mine crossed for you too. Wink

tho I'm tempted to wonde rif romance is in the air for Nell..

#149: Author: Emma, Location: Lichfield

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 12:24 am

I don't mind sharing him with Nell but not Hilda, that just wouldn't be right!!

#150: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 12:26 am

I'm assuming you're after the son, Emma... I was talking about Nell and the father!

Oh, why would it be ok for Nell and not Hilda? *looks innocent*

#151: Author: Sarah_L, Location: Redcar

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 12:30 am

I was wondering too about romance for Nell.

#152: Author: Ellie, Location: Lincolnshire

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 12:33 am

Well, if the son decides to make a trip to England, I'll be waiting for him - what's wrong with having a toy boy anyway?

#153: Author: Emma, Location: Lichfield

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 12:37 am

Either one would suit me fine!! Wink

#154: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 12:47 am

Glad you saw it too, Sarah.

Ellie, are you suggesting something? Shocked

#155: Author: Ellie, Location: Lincolnshire

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 1:09 am

Only that the son sounds quite scrumptious!

#156: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 1:11 am

*tut tut* I'm wondering if you're a good influence... Wink

#157: Author: Sarah_L, Location: Redcar

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 1:17 am

I have a toyboy. Well, sort of. My boyfriend is seven weeks and one day younger than me.

#158: Author: Emma, Location: Lichfield

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 1:29 am

My ex was 2 years younger than me so I suppose he was a toy boy although he acted like he was an old man!!

#159: Author: Chelsea, Location: Your Imagination

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 1:31 am

Yay for that Lesley.
Maybe Nell and Hilda can share the Coates!

#160: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 1:31 am

*giggles* Thankfully, I've never got within a sniff of one. Well, there was a guy who was chatting me up but he er kind of did a runner when he asked my age. I was nearly 24 and he was 18! oops Embarassed

#161: Author: Ellie, Location: Lincolnshire

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 1:57 am

Lisa_T wrote:

*tut tut* I'm wondering if you're a good influence... Wink

You're wondering if I'm a good influence?

Actually, if he was real I would probably run a mile in the opposite direction Exclamation

#162: Author: Lesley, Location: Rochester, Kent

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 10:35 am

Ellie wrote:

Well, if the son decides to make a trip to England, I'll be waiting for him - what's wrong with having a toy boy anyway?

Just had to query this - Ellie - why would the son need to make a trip to England - you're in Oz - catering manager for fitness club!

And everyone - this speculation about Nell and/or Hilda is rather worrying!

#163: Author: Chloë, Location: London: when away from home planet!

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 12:19 pm

I just got caught up with this Lesley, thanks it's great!

#164: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 1:44 pm

Quote:

You're wondering if I'm a good influence?

I can't think what you mean!
Time for more, I think.
*chanting*

#165: Author: Lesley, Location: Rochester, Kent

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 2:05 pm

Next bit!

Once at the start of the hunt, Miss Ferrars divided the girls into groups of 10 or 12. Mixing the two years thoroughly.

“Now, we will give you the first clue,” she said, “But after that you must find them yourself. Once you think you have the clue, find one of the mistresses and ask if it is correct. If it is, the mistress will give you a little more information to enable you to find the next clue.”

Miss Green added, “Don’t wander so far that you cannot see at least one mistress, we do not want to have to come searching for you! And try to keep the noise down, you don’t want to give away your findings to other groups!”

“What’s the prize if we win?” the question came from one of the Lower Fourth Formers, but everyone fell silent to hear the response.

Miss Ferrars smiled, “the prize for the team who solve the final clue first will be tickets to a Justin Timberlake concert - he’ll be performing in Sydney in November!”

The noise level on hearing this proved that the prize was worth having!

Miss Wilson moved over to the Head of Games, “Peggy, I suppose you managed to get those did you?” she asked.

Peggy grinned, “I did, although Eminem threatened to disown me if it was ever discovered that he’d got them for me!”

Kathie and Lesley joined them, Miss Wilson turned to them, “I suppose you have thought to clear this with Hilda?” she asked. Both mistresses looked a little abashed.

“Well, not really,” this from Lesley,

“We thought you could do that for us Bill!” Kathie looked imploringly at the Deputy Head.

Miss Wilson laughed, “Oh get on, the pair of you, I’ll speak to Hilda!”

Miss Ferrars grinned then walked over to stand on a small rock, she clapped her hands for quiet, looking round she smiled at all the girls, “OK everyone, this is the first clue, as you can see we are beside a small river. No-one is allowed to cross to the other side. The clue you must look for is an easy one to start with, but remember you do not want to give the clue to others! Find a place on the river where an ox-bow lake could form, once you think you have it go to one of the mistresses and explain why!”

There was a concerted rush toward the river side, John Coates and his son kept a watchful eye on the girls while the mistresses gathered quickly around the Geography and Earth Science Mistresses.

“This is one of Kathie’s so any queries please direct to her,” Lesley grinned.

Kathie Ferrars smiled, “We have only ages 12 - 14 here so they don’t need to have great details, but should be able to point out a good example and tell you why it forms. For those of you who cannot remember the information is on the papers we’re handing out now.”

“Oh good,” this from Catherine to Rebecca, “It’s been a while since I studied rivers!”

#166: Author: PatMac, Location: Yorkshire England

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 2:10 pm

Please Miss, *jumps up and down, waving hand violently* I know that! It's one of the few things I remember from geog at school.

Looking forward to more.

#167: Author: Lesley, Location: Rochester, Kent

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 2:14 pm

Why PatMac - are you young enough (12 - 14) to be in the Fourths then? Smile

#168: Author: PatMac, Location: Yorkshire England

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 3:47 pm

Lesley wrote:

Why PatMac - are you young enough (12 - 14) to be in the Fourths then? Smile

*pitches voice really high* "Well, Miss, I'm a slow developer" Rolling Eyes

#169: Author: Chloë, Location: London: when away from home planet!

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 3:54 pm

Thank you Lesley more soon i hope Very Happy

I only learned about ox-bow lakes last year!

#170: Author: PatMac, Location: Yorkshire England

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 4:16 pm

Unless you become a geographer, Chloë, that is the sort of information that only becomes useful later in quizzes!

#171: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 4:38 pm

*really can't imagine why anyone would want to become a geographer..*
*decides to run...*

More please!!!!

#172: Author: Lesley, Location: Rochester, Kent

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 4:44 pm

Here you go then!

Each of the mistresses decided to tack on to a particular group, rather than have the confusion of having a number of different groups vying for attention. Kathie Ferrars had split the girls into seven groups and there were seven mistresses. The Deputy Head’s group stood still, talking for some time. She walked up to them and one of the girls turned to her, “Can we ask you for help, Miss Wilson?”

Miss Wilson, with an inward vote of thanks that the Head was not able to hear the question, smiled, “Well I think giving you help already would be a little unfair on the rest wouldn’t it?” she replied, “Think about the work you’ve done on rivers this term, the information will be in there!”

The girls conferred for a short time then moved further down upstream where there were a number of bends. Some time later they came running back to Miss Wilson, pointing surreptitiously toward an extra large bend in the small river.

“Alright, girls, you’ve pointed out a good spot,” Miss Wilson smiled, “Now explain!”

Helen Cooper, one of the youngest in the Lower Fourth, began, “An ox-bow lake happens when part of the river gets cut off from the rest.”

Tracy Arnell continued, “that big bend there, next time the river floods, the water might take the short distance between the bends and the bit round the outside will not be part of the river any more.”

The girls waited, Miss Wilson smiled, “Very well, good explanation. Now next clue,” she checked the papers in her hand, “This time you may go just into the river - only a few inches though - anyone who goes deeper will get wet feet and be out of the competition.”

“What are we doing there, Miss Wilson?” the girls were all keeping their voices low so that none of the other groups could hear.

“Look at all the pebbles that the river has brought down and find one that is part of a sedimentary rock. Once you’ve found it bring it to me and explain why you think it’s a sedimentary rock.” The girls turned to go when the Deputy Head’s voice stopped them, “Use your hand lens and make sure it’s only a small rock - I want no hernias!”

With another of the groups, Miss Laidler was watching them splashing around in the shallow water, they had found any number of rocks but had been unable to find evidence of a sedimentary rock. Finally one of the girls found one and brought it to show the Junior Mistress.

“It’s sedimentary cos you can see layers in it, Miss Laidler,” Joanne Wicks said quietly, she showed the rock to the mistress and held her hand lens out. Miss Laidler looked at the rock.

“Good, Joanne, now does anyone know what type of rock it is?”

The girls conferred, “we think its sandstone, it looks like sand under the magnifier.” one of them said.

“Excellent! Well done girls.”

The hunt continued. In the river environment there were four clues to be found, when the group had discovered all four their time was noted and they sat and waited for the rest of the groups to catch up. They would start the next section in strict, timed order.

#173: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 4:46 pm

How nice of you to be so fast!!!! Laughing

*keeps chanting going on general principles*

#174: Author: Chloë, Location: London: when away from home planet!

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 5:23 pm

*joins Lisa in chanting*

Thanks Lesley more soon i hope!

#175: Author: PatMac, Location: Yorkshire England

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 6:01 pm

*Adds a falsetto descant in case needs to impersonate a 12 yr old again*

#176: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 6:29 pm

*winces*
I hate to tell you, Pat, but Lesley may not be convinced. Haven't you got the dubious honour of being the oldest on the CBB at the moment? Laughing

#177: Author: Emma, Location: Lichfield

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 6:58 pm

More please soon Lesley!! Very Happy

*enjoying the hydrology connections!!*

#178: Author: Carolyn P, Location: Lancaster, England

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 7:22 pm

Love this. Not only is the lesson good practice, but it is so in keeping with EBD to give details of lessons, educate us as much as you will.

*Vaguely remembers ox bow lakes*

#179: Author: Rebecca, Location: Kendal/Oxford

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 7:31 pm

It's rather worrying that the girls know a lot more about geology than I do!

But anyway, this is great stuff!

#180: Author: Alex, Location: Home again

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 7:44 pm

Quote:

*really can't imagine why anyone would want to become a geographer..*

All the colouring in maybe?

*ducks*

How do you make the quote say who wrote it?

I love Real CS, Lesley (just like everyone else).

#181: Author: Chloë, Location: London: when away from home planet!

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 8:13 pm

*mutters*

Everyone says it's all colouring in yet i have only done one map which needed to be coloured in three years!

Alex to get who said the quote if you look it says the name inside the quote brackets at the top when you use the quote button!

#182: Author: Lesley, Location: Rochester, Kent

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 9:44 pm

Next bit - hope this isn't boring for anyone!

The next environment took the Fourths closer to the coast, but still following the river, the river itself disappeared down to the coast in a small waterfall, but the group were more interested in the area immediately behind that. Miss Green quickly mentioned some extra safety features, “No-one is to go close to the edge of the ridge, there must be at least three feet of ground between you and the edge at all times. It’s not a long drop, only six feet or so, but directly onto rocks. None of the clues for this part of the hunt are near the edge.”

As the groups had all finished at different times they were given the clues in strict time order. On this part of the hunt there were also four questions:

Find a tributary, why is it not a confluence?

Find something on dry land that might show this area was once under water.

Pick out a typical pebble from the river and explain it’s shape.

Find an erratic rock and explain what brought it here.

While the girls were hunting for the answers to these questions, the Real Chalet School mistresses were keeping an eye on their respective groups, while the two security men were watching for any intruders and checking that the girls didn’t stray too near the edge.

When all the groups had finished Miss Ferrars addressed them all, “Well done everyone,” she began, “Especially well done Miss Gray and Miss Wilson’s groups for being in the lead. I’m sure the fact that my group is last means nothing!” She smiled and the girls all laughed. “For anyone who missed the explanations here are the answers to the last four questions, firstly the small stream up there,” she pointed and everyone turned to look, “is a tributary, it joins a much larger river. A confluence is when two rivers or streams of similar size meet up. The shape of the pebbles is almost always smooth and rounded and is due to being carried in the river for long periods and having all the sharp edges knocked off when hitting other pebbles.” Miss Ferrars turned to her partner.

Miss Green, leaning against a rock fully six feet taller than her, continued, “Something on dry land that might show the area was once underwater, you might have pointed to the rocks themselves - they are chalks and flints, always form underwater. Or you could have seen some of the fossils - especially the shells in solid rock. One group, Miss Wilson’s, was extremely good because they found some ripple marks in the rock. Finally, an erratic rock, there was only one of these but it was a rock totally different from any other rock. It was also fairly large,” she pointed behind her, “it’s this one! An erratic rock is one that doesn’t belong with all the rocks around it, but has been brought here by an outside agency. That agency was?”

“Ice!” the reply was shouted back.

“Excellent, the Ice Age responsible for this rock though wasn’t the one those from the UK and America are used to, this Ice Age occurred 300 million years ago, when Australia, along with Antarctica, India, South America and Africa were all joined! Now for the next bits we need to get down onto the beach so please follow Miss Gray and Miss Moore. There are a few difficult patches so take it slowly and people will be there to help you. Once we’re all on the beach we’ll start the next stage of the hunt!”

#183: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 9:51 pm

Uh- I couldn't do those questions if you paid me..

Maybe it's just me, but I can't shake off the feeling that this is all leading somewhere sinister....come on Lesley, don't leave us in suspense! where's all this geog stuff going?!

#184: Author: Lesley, Location: Rochester, Kent

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 9:56 pm

*mumblemumblemumblewheresthebloodyinnocence
smilieohnoididntmeantopostthat!*

Twisted Evil

#185: Author: Carolyn P, Location: Lancaster, England

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 10:03 pm

What didn't you mean to post Lesley? Question

#186: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 10:03 pm

*groan* I suppose that's your nice subtle way of informing us we need to lay in a supply of trampolines, sofas, and lots of plastic finger ends....?

#187: Author: PatMac, Location: Yorkshire England

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 10:03 pm

Lesley wrote:

*mumblemumblemumblewheresthebloodyinnocence
smilieohnoididntmeantopostthat!* Twisted Evil

I don't think Liss envisaged much innocence here Laughing

*methinks she doth protest too much*

#188: Author: Pat, Location: Doncaster

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 10:24 pm

Love the build up, lesley! where is it taking us? Evil or Very Mad

#189: Author: Chloë, Location: London: when away from home planet!

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 10:30 pm

Thank you lesley i think its good as i learn stuff too!

#190: Author: Cumbrian Rachel, Location: near High Wycombe

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 10:34 pm

I've just caught up on it and am very excited about appearing as a maths teacher in it!!! (yes, I know that was some pages ago but I've been away so only just found out).

More soon please Lesley!

#191: Author: Laura, Location: London (ish)

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 10:39 pm

Hmm. I am highly suspicious as to the innocence/lack of death/tragedy in the last few posts... More please! But I'm still worried! Confused

#192: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 11:03 pm

*sets up stall selling supplies*
*provides Laura with warning leaflets to distribute to all comers*
*Shrieks for Jennie and her trampolines*

*sigh*
Right Lesley. I think we're prepared. Do your worst!! Laughing

#193: Author: catherine, Location: York

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 11:14 pm

*gulps and huddles closer to Lisa, finding the silence eerie*

Fame at last! Thank you, Lesley! Is very weird reading about myself (well not really but you know what I mean) in a drabble!

Don't leave it too long, Lesley! (Although actually, it might not make any difference to me as I may not be alive after my classteacher's seen my plans tomorrow morning for this week! I just couldn't do them!)

#194: Author: Sarah_L, Location: Redcar

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 11:18 pm

This has got to be leading somewhere sinister. Maybe a big hole will open in the earth and take everyone back to EBD's CS.

#195: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 11:58 pm

i suggested that one myself a couple of pages ago, Sarah! Do you want to join the suspcious-and-prepared gang?

#196: Author: Ellie, Location: Lincolnshire

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2004 12:02 am

Thank you Lesley, I remember learning all this once upon a time, but since it has no relevance to RL I soon discarded the knowledge - though I don't think I've ever come up against an erratic rock before.
And I was thinking I was back in England because I thought I might have had to flee the country in shame after the cesspool incident Embarassed

I'm enjoying this, but like everyone else I'm wondering where it's leading to, unless it's just a nice interlude showing the everyday life of the CS of course Exclamation

#197: Author: Lesley, Location: Rochester, Kent

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2004 12:20 am

You all have very suspicious minds - can't understand why!

The following morning, during their run, Miss Wilson enlightened Miss Annersley about what had happened on the rest of the field trip.

“There were two more sections, firstly Lesley had them all searching for fossils, they had to find a fossilised animal, a fossilised plant and a trace fossil.”

What’s a trace fossil?” This from the Head.

Miss Wilson looked over in mock horror, “Hilda Annersley, I'm surprised at you, fancy not knowing that!”

Miss Annersley stopped running long enough to glare at her friend, “describe, with examples, the different literary devices used by Shakespeare, Charlotte Brontë and Dickens to introduce the major tragic themes within their works,” she said pointedly.

Miss Wilson held up her hands, “OK, you’ve made your point.” she grinned, “a trace fossil is a fossil that shows that an animal or plant has been there - a simple one would be footprints, but it could include burrows, impressions left by a shell or even,” she grimaced slightly, “fossilised faeces!”

“You mean you would actually look for that?” Miss Annersley sounded shocked.

Miss Wilson nodded, “Anyway, once they’d got all of them, Kathie had them looking at the beach itself to tell the type of waves and whether the land was going to be eroded or added to.”

“It seems to have gone well,” observed the Head, “there were no injuries then? I realise there was nothing serious as everyone attended the evening meal, but nothing else?”

“I think a few of the girls got wet feet by stepping in rock pools that were deeper than they expected, otherwise the only injury was Rosalind Moore, she slipped and bruised her elbow, knocked it against the rock face. It’s not serious though, and the girls were not close enough to hear that she’s really come on in her quest to learn modern day swear words!”

The two women smiled and started running once more, after a few minutes Miss Wilson turned to her friend, “Was that a genuine English Lit question?”

Miss Annersley nodded, “Yes, it was the question I’ve just finished as part of my degree.”

“Nasty!”

…

Later that morning there was a knock at Miss Wilson’s door and the Human Resources Manager, Rachael Pelter, appeared,

“Rachael! Good to see you,” Miss Wilson smiled, “Come in, please, I need something to stop me having to look at these essays!”

Rachael came in and sat at the table, the Deputy Head switched her kettle on then joined her.

“I noticed you are limping, Nell, you haven’t hurt your foot again have you?”

Miss Wilson grimaced slightly, “No, not really, it’s just a slight strain to the calf muscle, but don’t tell Hilda - she’s already unbearable about being able to run faster than me!” She grinned at her friend and Rachael smiled back. Once they both had a coffee in front of them Miss Wilson spoke again. “Not that it’s not good to see you, Rachael, but why are you here?”

“Well I really hoped to catch both Hilda and yourself, Nell” the HR Manager explained, "there’s one more adjustment to the Staff Handbook that is being considered. Madge and Joey think it’ll be a good idea and just wanted your feedback.”

Miss Wilson checked the timetable on her PC, “Hilda’s busy most of the morning,” she said, “she has classes with both the Upper Sixth and Upper Fifth, she’ll not be free before eleven.”

“Well never mind, I can leave the info with you.” Rachael smiled, “It’s an addition to the appraisal section of the Handbook, I think something called 360 degree appraisals should be introduced.”

“360 degree appraisals?” Miss Wilson sounded bemused.

“Yes, basically it means that rather than a Department Head or whoever, just giving out their appraisal of their staff, the staff now have the opportunity to appraise their boss, it means a far fairer way of assessing both the employees and the bosses.”

“I see, sounds a good idea,” Miss Wilson had a wide grin on her face, she turned to Rachael, “Would you mind if I left telling Hilda for the moment?”

“Well it shouldn’t be too long,” Rachael began, “If you both agree, Madge wants an amendment to the book issued next Monday.”

Miss Wilson nodded, “That’s OK then, you and Lesley are coming to dinner with Hilda and myself on Sunday aren’t you?”

Rachael nodded, “Yes, when were you thinking of telling Hilda about this then?”

The Deputy Head smiled, “Oh I think an appropriate time will be just as she’s taken her first mouthful!”

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#198: Author: Chloë, Location: London: when away from home planet!

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2004 12:25 am

Yay thanks Lesley! Very Happy

#199: Author: Catherine_B, Location: Oxford, UK

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2004 12:54 am

Oh, that's marvellous, Lesley! Can't wait to see Hilda's face when Bill breaks the news ROFL

#200: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2004 1:10 am