Revolt against the Headmistress! (FCS for everyone)
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#1: Revolt against the Headmistress! (FCS for everyone) Author: Guest PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 6:56 pm


It was the end of what she considered to be a hard day and KB was relaxing in her study, her feet up on the desk, which was an untidy, disorganised mess of papers, a glass of whisky in her hand with the open bottle standing in the middle of her desk and drooling over the pictures of half dressed men she had hidden inside "Miss Annersley's Handbook of How to be an Excellent Headmistress". If she had but read this book, she would not be experiencing any of the problems she currently had with the pupils of the school but be persuaded to follow someone else's example, she would not. She was so engrossed in her imaginings that she did not hear a knock at the door, nor did she see little Danielle Smith creep in, a small security camera clutched in her hand, having been dared by Lulie, one of the Seniors, who was currently standing watch outside, ready to step in, if their unobservant Headmistress should suddenly wake up to her responsibilities. They need not have worried though, for Dannielle was able to fix the camera into position and creep out again unnoticed. It was some time before KB woke up to herself, her wild imaginings having taken her to some far distant place, and by that time the Juniors and Seniors had put their plan into action. It would be sometime before the Headmistress worked out what was happening and it remained to be seen whether she would be in time to save herself.


To be continued by someeone else!

 


#2:  Author: AngelLocation: London, England PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 6:59 pm


Far away, in her office, the chair of the Board of Governors was finding herself besieged. Mornington Crescent, Happy Families - how was she supposed to find the time to write more story when she had these things to attend to. Someone had even helpfully sent her a couple of bunnies, which were now chewing away at the computer cable, the desk, the chairs and in fact the whole flat.

To be continued by someone else...


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#3:  Author: NicciLocation: UK PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 7:21 pm


*giggles* can't wait to see KB's reaction!

*wondering what the girls are planning this time*

any chance of some more please Angel?

 


#4:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 7:31 pm


I've already noticed, and I like that the original author was too much of a coward to put their name there! But never mind - I shall have my revenge on that person, without even knowing their identity!

 


#5:  Author: VikkiLocation: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough....... PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 7:32 pm


Meanwhile, back in KB's office, she was busy cutting her toenails, and cleaning under them with her letter opener. (a scene which was watched by the girls via the security camera, and accompanied by squeals of horror and shouts of 'eeeeeeeeeeeeuw!!')...........

 


#6:  Author: NicciLocation: UK PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 7:38 pm


Vikki wrote:
'eeeeeeeeeeeeuw!!')...........


hee hee. I hadn't even reached that line and that was exactly the sound I was making!!

you know, I'm so unobservant, I didn't even see that this was a communal story, or that the guest and Angel had written 'to be continued by someone else' at the bottom. Embarassed Embarassed

 


#7:  Author: catherineLocation: York PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 8:03 pm


Another mystery guest!!!! They're sprouting up everywhere!!

 


#8:  Author: LulieLocation: Middlesbrough PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 8:18 pm


Meanwhile in the Senior common room there was a meeting going on. Lulie was speaking to a captivated audience, outlining the turn events were to take next. Hastily subduing their shrieks of laughter the Seniors, and certain invited Juniors patted their hands together gently by way of applause. 'All we need now,' said Lulie, retaking her seat, 'are volunteers'

To be continued by whoever is next in line.......

 


#9:  Author: NicciLocation: UK PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 8:32 pm


A hush dropped over the room as all eyes turned to the ceiling, the floor, or out the window. Lulie tried desparetly to catch someone's eye, but it was hopeless. Even little Danielle, her part now over, refused to look up. She'd only accepted Lulie's dare because she was new to the school, and instinctively felt that this was something that would help become something of a legend among her peers.
Lulie stamped her feet impatienly. "Fine chalet school girls you lot make" she complained. "what ever happened to being strong women, not spineless jelly-fishes"

To be continued by someone else....

 


#10:  Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 9:47 pm


At these words Danielle looked up with interest. The Staff here had rather a thing about spineless jellyfish, didn't they? An idea began to form..

*TBCBSO!*

 


#11:  Author: Guest PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 9:57 pm


After a while and just as Lulie was beginning to worry that she had made a fool of herself, Alice rose to her feet.
"As we agreed, we need to do whatever we can to stop our Headmistress from wielding her power and punishing us for things we haven't done or for things we don't need punishing for. Ever since she got her position she seems to think she has absolute control over us. We are all human beings and we have free will, I for one, am prepared to do whatever I can to show her that she cannot control our actions like this. I don't think we should carry on sneaking into her study; it's dishonourable after all and if we get caught out, we may not be able to hide our actions from her. I think Lulie's right, we need to continue our bad behaviour but we need to make her think that it is a result of her actions. We must not be seen to buckle underneath her punishments nor to have accepted them. I know that will be especially hard for you Juniors but we must do this to be able to carry out our plan properly. I don't think we should start all at once or it may become obvious. We need to do it slowly and make sure it's not just Seniors or Juniors, it needs to be a mixture but we need to be sure we don't attract too much attention. I will start."
"Thank you, Alice." Lulie stood up to reply. "We meet again after Alice has taken action. If anyone chooses to take the initiative and take action before then, that is fine but make sure it is controlled and organised."

 


#12:  Author: LulieLocation: Middlesbrough PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 9:57 pm


'Lulie,' she said, her eyes gleaming, 'Doesn't your brother work in an aquarium in Austria somewhere?'
'No, he's been moved. To the Sea Life Centre in Berne. I think he's looking after the....' Lulie stopped, suddenly cottoning onto Danielle's train of thought, 'jellyfish,' she finished

*next please!*

ETA: Guest and I seem to have posted at the same time. Continue with whicever you like - or mix them both (if G doesn't mind, that is)


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#13:  Author: Guest PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 10:00 pm


This sudden interruption by Danielle and Lulie's answer were rather mystifying to everyone else........................

 


#14:  Author: EllieLocation: Lincolnshire PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 10:08 pm


"It couldn't be better," Danielle replied, "Alice can carry out her plan, that will give you time to persuade your brother that one or two, or more jellyfish wouldn't be missed, then if you can come up with some pretext for getting him to bring them to the school?"
"What are you planning exactly, Danielle, some of them are jolly poisonous you know, and we don't want to actually kill anyone, do we?"




TBCBSOE

 


#15:  Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 10:20 pm


"Don't we?" Danielle asked innocently, opening her eyes to their widest extent..

 


#16:  Author: catherineLocation: York PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 10:24 pm


*giggles*

Lisa! Are things really that bad?!!!

 


#17:  Author: pimLocation: the place where public transport doesn't work properly! PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 10:28 pm


Danielle continued "You can never go wrong with a good chunk of blood, guts, gore and mayhem. Particularly if it involves jellyfish." She rubbed her hands together gleefully anticipating the mayhem and cackled wickedly.

 


#18:  Author: LulieLocation: Middlesbrough PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 10:35 pm


'I don't think jellyfish cause chunks of guts and gore,' replied Lulie, looking serious, but her twinkling eyes gave her away, 'blood and mayhem, yes, but for chunks of people you'd need a man eating shark and I don't think we have anywhere big enough for a tank. Unless we flood one of the classrooms. I could check with Gareth, and see if that would work?'

'Just jellyfish will do,' interrupted Alice, rather alarmed at the way things were going. This wasn't like the Lulie she knew, who was fairly law abiding. 'I'll think up something to distract the HM, while you write to Gareth and see what he can do, and make sure he keeps it to himself,'
'Oh, he will,' said Lulie, darkly, 'Don't you worry Alice, he will!'

 


#19:  Author: NicciLocation: UK PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 2:11 am


Far away, in the Sea Life Centre in Berne, Gareth shuddered and turned white. What was his sister up to now?

 


#20:  Author: LulieLocation: Middlesbrough PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 11:00 am


Lulie picked up her letters from her desk, where Alice had thoughtfully placed them for her. The top one had a Swiss stamp, and turning it over Lulie saw it was from Gareth. Grinning broadly Lulie plonked herself down in her seat and tore at the envelope.

'"Dearest Lules,
Are you mad? How on earth do you think you are going to manage to flood a classroom so you can keep a man-eating shark? You'd have to build a seperate tank somewhere. For a start it would be a mammoth task to stop up any gaps with waterproofing, secondly don't you think Miss Bruce would notice? I'd stick with the jellyfish idea.

I've written to Miss B by this post, suggesting that a visit to Sea Life would be educational and beneficial to you 'young ladies' and I'd be happy to give you all a personal tour. Your half term is soon, isn't it? I know you and your friends were meant to come to me, but I've told Miss B that I've had to change plans and can she keep you at school. I'm coming to visit the Platz after half term, and I must bring my darling little sister and her chums a 'present'! We certainly can't have you becoming spineless jellyfish, so I hope you don't mind if it's an educational pressie.

Anyway, must go. It's my lunch hour and I have to make sure the rays get some eats too. Make sure you keep out of obvious trouble until I see you, and thank your lucky stars that the parents are going to be in the Antarctic for a good while yet, or you'd be hung drawn and quartered for this! Come to that, so would I. Never mind.

Love,
Gareth
xxx"

Suppressing a squeal of delight, Lulie tossed her remaining letters in her desk and rushed off the Senior common room to show the others Gareth's letter.

 


#21:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 11:03 am


*wibbles*

*wonders what I've done to deserve such treatment*

 


#22:  Author: Rachael PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 11:26 am


Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

 


#23:  Author: JennieLocation: Cambridgeshire PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 4:43 pm


Wibbling will do you no good whatsoever, KB. Do you think that I, the Scourge of JMB will be moved by mere wibbling?

Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

 


#24:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 5:32 pm


Obviously not...

*goes to find a very dark corner*

 


#25:  Author: VikkiLocation: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough....... PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 9:32 pm


*debates whether to feel sorry for KB* Wink

 


#26:  Author: catherineLocation: York PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 10:29 pm


Let us know when you've reached a decision, Vikki! Does she really deserve sympathy?!

 


#27:  Author: VikkiLocation: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough....... PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 11:50 pm


For some things, yes, for this, probably not! Wink

 


#28:  Author: AngelLocation: London, England PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 11:52 pm


*agrees with Vikki*

 


#29:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 8:39 am


*sobs bitterly and throws self out of high window*

 


#30:  Author: catherineLocation: York PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 10:57 am


*tells KB not to be so melodramatic*

*pull yourself together, girl! You're supposed to be HM not a spineless jellyfish!*

And now I think I might contribute to this thread, if our mystery Guest does not mind..................
____________________________________

"Quick Lulie!" Helena Humphrey came dashing into the Senior Common room. "Come and look at this! KB's just thrown herself out the window!"
"Headmistress!" Fiona Coates corrected menacingly; she was a prig and a sneak at the best of times and liked by nobody. The only reason she had kept quite so far was because Lulie had discovered that she was not taking her cold/lukewarm baths in the morning and was wearing her own underwear and not the regulation navy knickers. Lulie had threatened to report her to Matron if a word of any of their plans got back to KB. as the girls called her in private.
"Oh shut up, Fiona, do!" Lulie groaned as Fiona started to comment on the rudeness of calling their Headmistress anything but that. "What did you say, Helena? She'd thrown herself out the window? But why?"
"Oh I heard one of the mistresses - Miss Kirkum - tell her that she didn't deserve any sympathy. I think she's just trying to get attention and make people feel sorry for her. Come and have a look! It's pricelessly funny!"
It was pricelessly funny! Miss Bruce was sitting on the ground outside her window, crowing like a demented cock and sobbing out that she had hurt her tail. She was not sitting in a ladylike manner at all and her large white bloomers were on show to anyone and everyone. The staff were standing around in fits of laughter and those girls at the scene already were no better, although they had made sure to hide themselves from the view of their Headmistress who was too much upset by her bruised behind to look round for any of them. She did not see Louisa, Helena's great friend sneak up and take a picture nor did she Alice and her video camera, taping the whole, pathetic and rather regrettable scene, which was rather a pity, for her anyway, as it turned out.

 


#31:  Author: Carolyn PLocation: Lancaster, England PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 11:05 am


Alice know exactly what to do with that video. Several somethings as a matter of fact. First she made some copies. Most of these were mailed off to several video bloomer shows and the incident was then aired on TV channels around the world. Another copy was put into a disney case and placed on the shelves in the junior common room so they could watch it every time they began to feel scared of the KM again. Yet another copy was sent under plain cover to the chairman of the board, and a final copy was prepared to be played at the sale for all the parents.

 


#32:  Author: pimLocation: the place where public transport doesn't work properly! PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 11:31 am


The chairman of the board received the plain parcel with a feeling of unease, such things just weren't usual. Inside was a video tape, plain and unmarked. Puzzled as to what it could be the chairman slipped it in to the video machine and settled back to watch with fear and trepidation.

 


#33:  Author: KatarzynaLocation: Preston, Lancashire PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 12:14 pm


Carolyn P wrote:
the KM.


Why are you taking my initials in vain????

 


#34:  Author: AbiLocation: Alton, Hants PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 1:56 pm


*howls with laughter at this VERY crazy thread and waiting in gleeful anticipation for more*

 


#35:  Author: Carolyn PLocation: Lancaster, England PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 2:21 pm


Katarzyna wrote:
Carolyn P wrote:
the KM.


Why are you taking my initials in vain????


I actually meant the HM, but since you enjoyed it I'll leave it as is!!

 


#36:  Author: KatarzynaLocation: Preston, Lancashire PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 2:22 pm


*shrug* ok, whatever,................ can't actually remember saying I enjoyed it!! Rolling Eyes

 


#37:  Author: VikkiLocation: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough....... PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 5:27 pm


*giggles*
Oh dear!!
*wonders what KB will say when she sees this?*

 


#38:  Author: catherineLocation: York PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 6:46 pm


I suppose we'll just have to wait and see, Vikki!

 


#39:  Author: VikkiLocation: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough....... PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 7:14 pm


*settles down to wait impatiently*

 


#40:  Author: LulieLocation: Middlesbrough PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 7:58 pm


Mrs Chairman came dashing in, under the impression that her husband was being attacked by a mad axe wielding baboon, only to find him writhing on the floor in hysterics. 'Darling!' she exclaimed, then caught sight of the images on the TV screen. Plumping down in a chair she watched, gobsmacked, as the much respected HM of the Chalet School sailed out of a window and landed, bloomers uppermost, in a flowerbed. Very soon Mrs C had joined her husband on the floor, possibly in a worse state than he was, as she was an old Chalet Girl herself and knew how this would be viewed.

*to be continued by????*

BTW, I didn't use names, cos I'm not sure who the chairman of the governers is. Jem or Jack? Or somebody else? If anybody can enlighten me, I'll edit this post to include names. Thank you Very Happy

 


#41:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 8:18 pm


You may wait for your response. You won't be getting one from me.

 


#42:  Author: catherineLocation: York PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 8:25 pm


Meanwhile, back at the Chalet, KB was still nursing a bruised behind, carrying a cushion with her wherever she went and sulkily refusing to comment on the video tapes and their incriminating material. She had tried making enquiries as to the culprit but to no avail and without a culprit or even several culprits, had been unable to inflict punishment on anyone, which did not help her battered ego.


Sorry KB, but it's all done in fun! We love you really and wouldn't have you any other way!

 


#43:  Author: VikkiLocation: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough....... PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 8:34 pm


KB wrote:
You may wait for your response. You won't be getting one from me.

Spoilsport!!!

 


#44:  Author: catherineLocation: York PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 9:14 pm


Don't worry about her, Vikki! She's just too scared to comment in case she gives us more ammunition! Wink

 


#45:  Author: catherineLocation: York PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 10:08 pm


OK! I'm not spreeing, just asking for a mod to delete this drabble. I started it in a bit of fun but mainly through me, it's in danger of upsetting KB and I don't want that. So please someone, delete it. Thanks!

 


#46:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 10:12 pm


Please note, I'm not upset. Bad day is making me more sensitive than usual, which is why I decided not to reply earlier. Leave it up, and I might join in! I don't consider myself HG here in any section except my and Rachael's Revenge story.

 


#47:  Author: catherineLocation: York PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 10:16 pm


Well if you change your mind at any point, please say so. I really don't want to upset anyone!

 


#48:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 10:34 pm


I won't, I promise! Please do continue!

 


#49:  Author: catherineLocation: York PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 11:54 pm


In recognition of their Headmistress' lack of punishment, new ideas for the plot for revenge eased off for a few days. Indeed, a letter from Alice's eldest sister, Julia, almost put an end to the plot entirely, so crushing was it.

Dearest Alice,
Thanks so much for your last letter! The new Head, KB, did you call her? What on earth is her real name? You ought to be careful, calling her nicknames like that, you'll end up calling it to her face and then the fat will be in the fire! Anyway, she sounds an awful beast! (At this point, Alice groaned privately. Why couldn't Julia just use a phrase like 'a total nightmare', something a little more up to date and well, a little less posh, anyway?!) But beast or not, my dear girl, you surely don't think she's not going to see through your dirty tricks campaign? Good heavens, Alice! It's not the first time the Chalet School girls have set out to make a fool of their teachers! Why when Mum was at the School they were doing it - even to Miss Annersley and she was lovely! They were even doing it when Great Aunt Joey was at school and you ought to know that! Think of the hours we've spent, enthralled by her stories! We can't get enough of them when she's around and I'd have thought you of all people would know that really, what you're doing is very boring and unoriginal. It certainly doesn't impress me and it won't impress Mummy and Daddy when they get to hear of it - think of your end of term report! Of course, if you could have come up with something slightly less boring and more unusual, well then, I might have been interested. At the moment though, I think you're all just a bunch of silly, immature schoolgirls and you'll not get any sympathy or help from me! Grow up do! You're sixteen - that's not a baby anymore! Hope to hear from you soon. Love Julia."

Alice had been very upset over this and such was her influence amongst her own crowd that for a while, the plot had looked like dying a death but fortunately, Meg, Alice's second sister, came to the rescue.
"Hi Alice," she wrote.
"Ta for the letter! Sounds like you're having fun! Wish I could be there to join in! Make sure you get revenge for me as well! Mind you bag a copy of that video tape, I'm dying to see it! Can't write much more - about to go out clubbing with the girls - just wanted to say thanks, enjoy yourself and if you get a snooty letter from Ju, ignore it! She's going through one of her 'eldest of the family' phases at the moment - poor thing! The responsibility does get too much for her sometimes! The lines are appearing on her face already! Anyway, she never did know how to have fun! And you'll not be letting anyone down! Mum said she didn't think it would do any harm for KB to realise she's not omniscient or omnipotent and that every good Head had to go through something of the sort to prove their worth. Don't let your work suffer and make sure you're always polite to her in public and well behaved and she'll have no reason to complain of you so your report should be OK. Gotta go! Take Care. Love and kisses, Meg!"

 


#50:  Author: gigagalLocation: London PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2004 12:39 am


A slow grin appeared on Alice's face...Meg's letter had given her ideas. Lines on a face, hmm?

"Hey, Lulie!" she cried to the passing senior. "Do we happen to have any face paints int he drama cupboard?"

 


#51:  Author: JennieLocation: Cambridgeshire PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2004 4:02 pm


Oh Oh, what next?

 


#52:  Author: catherineLocation: York PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2004 4:14 pm


You tell us, Jennie!

 


#53:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2004 7:59 pm


KB, meanwhile, checked for the location of the nearest camera and made expression both of pain and anguish at it, for the girls' benefit. She knew, of course, everything that went on within the school. That was a HM trait and Miss Annersley had taught her well! All mail, brought in by whatever means, was read before it was passed on, and thus KB knew about all plots.

Not that she stopped them. She wasn't that unkind, and as long as the girls only did things in their spare time, she had no problem with letting them go ahead.

It had taken quite some practice to get that rose bush in the right position, but it had been achieved eventually, and she had faked all the right expressions for the tape. It was a shame that the Chairman and his wife were such old fogies, but what did their opinions matter? She had the rest of the Board wrapped around her little fingers, and she knew that they would never fire her.

The only problem she had was that she felt as if the girls - or some of them - truly disliked her. She couldn't imagine what she had done that her predecessors hadn't to engenger that feeling. She decided that she needed some advice and pulled a cover over the window in which the camera was concealed before opening a hidden door and stepping into the secret room in which the bodies of past HMs were kept in stasis.

No true, HM, after all, could die! Rachel had come close to killing Miss Annersley, but a lengthy stint in the secret room at the San meant that she was able to be kept 'on tap', just like the rest of them...

 


#54:  Author: pimLocation: the place where public transport doesn't work properly! PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2004 8:14 pm


*giggling hopelessly at the thought of all the previous HM's in stasis, all lined up ready to pour forth wisdom*

 


#55:  Author: Carolyn PLocation: Lancaster, England PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2004 8:53 pm


Love it KB.

Laughing Laughing

 


#56:  Author: VikkiLocation: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough....... PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2004 10:54 pm


Nice comeback KB!!!
*giggles*

 


#57:  Author: catherineLocation: York PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2004 11:32 pm


*expecting mummified bodies to leave their tombs and surge round KB to give her the benefit of their wisdom*

 


#58:  Author: JennieLocation: Cambridgeshire PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2004 10:01 pm


The ghost of Hilda walks again!

 


#59:  Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 12:11 am


*g* I had an image of petrified Hilda et al, looking like gargoyles, and KB pulls their noses or sommat for the waffle to start... more, KB. I want to know what the wisdom is!

 


#60:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 12:17 pm


That wisdom is known only to HMs, and thus the discussion will be held behind closed doors. Continue on with the story and I will add to it now and then...

 


#61:  Author: XantheLocation: London/Cambridge PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 2:19 am


*giggling, though slightly perturbed by thought of HMs in stasis*

 


#62:  Author: AbiLocation: Alton, Hants PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 1:13 pm


Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Well, I've just read this.......what can I say???

Oh, I know, how about "MORE PLEASE"!!!! someone?

 


#63:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 10:14 pm


Ah, but remember that Miss Annersley is now Headmistress again...

 


#64:  Author: PatLocation: Doncaster PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 10:16 pm


What difference does that make, KB? Especially on here!! You, of all people, should know that! Laughing

 


#65:  Author: PatMacLocation: Yorkshire England PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 10:24 pm


KB, I'm sure the mantle still rests on your shoulders! Rolling Eyes

 


#66:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 10:59 pm


*sighs and tries to be heroic*

 


#67:  Author: PatLocation: Doncaster PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 11:26 pm


KB wrote:
*sighs and tries to be heroic*


And fails miserably. Twisted Evil

 


#68:  Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 11:31 pm


I know. It's called revolt of the HMs isn't it? Let's have KB as a SM revolting vs Hilda and then Hilda revolting back at KB (the fact that she's now mummified is only a minor detail) and so on! *g*

The HMs are revolting! *sniggering at this very bad pun*

 


#69:  Author: PatLocation: Doncaster PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 11:32 pm


Liiisaaaa! Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

 


#70:  Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 11:35 pm


I did say it was bad, but i couldn't resist!

 


#71:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Fri Mar 19, 2004 9:49 am


Lisa_T wrote:
I know. It's called revolt of the HMs isn't it? Let's have KB as a SM revolting vs Hilda and then Hilda revolting back at KB (the fact that she's now mummified is only a minor detail) and so on! *g*


*sigh* She's not mummified! Don't you people pay attention? She's in stasis, so she will be exactly the same as she always was when she's brought out of stasis! Rolling Eyes

 


#72:  Author: NellLocation: London, England PostPosted: Fri Mar 19, 2004 10:57 am


scary thought!

 


#73:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Fri Mar 19, 2004 11:03 am


I don't know, I think the idea of her being mummified is worse! Shocked

 


#74:  Author: NellLocation: London, England PostPosted: Fri Mar 19, 2004 11:33 am


True especially with her then coming back to life again...

 


#75:  Author: VikkiLocation: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough....... PostPosted: Fri Mar 19, 2004 10:24 pm


*eebles at this thread*

 


#76:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Sat Mar 20, 2004 6:38 am


*imagines Miss A lumbering down the hallway with old bandages flaking off her* Ew!

 


#77:  Author: PatMacLocation: Yorkshire England PostPosted: Sat Mar 20, 2004 10:21 am


You'll all have nightmares at this rate! Shocked *joins Vikki in eebling*

 


#78:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Sat Mar 20, 2004 10:40 am


And you won't, Pat? *chuckles evilly*

 


#79:  Author: NellLocation: London, England PostPosted: Sat Mar 20, 2004 12:48 pm


No I had no nightmares, slept very well in fact though rather late to bed due to having to finish Tom before going to sleep!!

 


#80:  Author: JennieLocation: Cambridgeshire PostPosted: Sat Mar 20, 2004 1:25 pm


I thought you meant Lulie's drabble, Nell, so I looked for it, but there wasn't any more of it, sob, sob.

 


#81:  Author: AbiLocation: Alton, Hants PostPosted: Sat Mar 20, 2004 5:18 pm


KB wrote:
*imagines Miss A lumbering down the hallway with old bandages flaking off her* Ew!


Uuuurgh, what a revolting thought!

 


#82:  Author: JennieLocation: Cambridgeshire PostPosted: Sat Mar 20, 2004 5:31 pm


eebles and runs away.

 


#83:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 6:47 am


*apologises for grossing people out*

 


#84:  Author: JennieLocation: Cambridgeshire PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 4:02 pm


Just don't do it again, pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaase.

 


#85:  Author: RachelLocation: Plotting in my lair; sometimes in Hampshire, England, UK, Europe, Earth, Milky Way, Universe PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 9:17 pm


I would have imagined a mummified Miss Annersley strolling down the corridors of the Chalet School without bandages would provide far more scope for grossing out. Picture it, you might get glimpses of her innner cavities, minus all the organs, although I imagine a well organised woman of Miss Annersley's skill would have made arrangements for all the vessels containing her soft tissues to be kept near at hand where she can inspect them on a regular basis.

All one is then left to hope is that the wonderful cook, Karen, doesn't mistake her vessels whilst cooking a sumptuous banquet . . .

 


#86:  Author: catherineLocation: York PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 9:18 pm


RACHEL!

You're awful! ROFL

 


#87:  Author: LesleyLocation: Rochester, Kent PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 9:37 pm


Also, considering that, as well as the internal organs, the eyes were placed in a separate container, let's hope she manages to find the jar they are resting in - otherwis she'll keep walking into doors.

*Brings an entire new meaning to the phrase 'eyes in the back of her head!'

 


#88:  Author: catherineLocation: York PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 9:39 pm


And you're just as bad, Lesley!

Why aren't you doing something to get Hilda out of her predicament?!!!

 


#89:  Author: RachelLocation: Plotting in my lair; sometimes in Hampshire, England, UK, Europe, Earth, Milky Way, Universe PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 9:41 pm


I think the whole image of Hilda as a mummified head mistress fits in very well with my "CS - The Animated Series" (copyright Razz ) notion that I came up with last night in bed and unable to sleep.

I had the whole series running through my head as a series of cartoons, all the characters were there, and it was great! And no, you can't all pinch my idea - I just copyrighted it! And it might just turn into another drabble at some point, but as I have laid dibs to it, I sha'n't hurry myself. Very Happy

 


#90:  Author: LesleyLocation: Rochester, Kent PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 9:44 pm


catherine wrote:
And you're just as bad, Lesley!

Why aren't you doing something to get Hilda out of her predicament?!!!


Because I've not written any more yet, because I've two reports that should have been writte a week ago to be done, because I'm surfing the board and because I'm enjoying it!

 


#91:  Author: catherineLocation: York PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 10:00 pm


Humph!

 


#92:  Author: PatMacLocation: Yorkshire England PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 10:13 pm


I love Rachel's cartoon series idea and am visualising it as a Steve Bell type of strip cartoon.

For non Guardian readers (UK broadsheet , marginally left wing newspaper) here is a link

http://www.guardian.co.uk/cartoons/stevebell/0,7371,1156754,00.html

 


#93:  Author: VikkiLocation: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough....... PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 11:20 pm


*giggles at the madness!!!*

 


#94:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 7:03 am


*also loving the idea of the CS as a comic strip*

 


#95:  Author: AbiLocation: Alton, Hants PostPosted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 4:48 pm


Oh yes, nice idea Rachel!

 


#96:  Author: JennieLocation: Cambridgeshire PostPosted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 9:18 pm


Just feeling really ill at the thought of Karen using the contents of Hilda's canopic jars.

 


#97:  Author: PatMacLocation: Yorkshire England PostPosted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 9:22 pm


Jennie wrote:
Just feeling really ill at the thought of Karen using the contents of Hilda's canopic jars.


Just call it recycling, Jennie, and think of the good of the planet Shocked

 


#98:  Author: JennieLocation: Cambridgeshire PostPosted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 9:25 pm


Did you have to say that, PatMac?

 


#99:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 11:19 pm


Yes, she obviously did!

 


#100:  Author: Kathy_SLocation: midwestern US PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2004 8:45 am


PatMac wrote:
Quote:
Quote:
Jennie wrote:
Just feeling really ill at the thought of Karen using the contents of Hilda's canopic jars.

Just call it recycling, Jennie, and think of the good of the planet

Thinks Jennie is quite right.
Points out that one of the effects of using natron to preserve mummies is thought to be saponification of body fat, i.e. converting its fatty acids to what's essentially soap. Gives a new meaning to having one's mouth washed out with soap, doesn't it... Rolling Eyes

 


#101:  Author: PatMacLocation: Yorkshire England PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2004 8:48 am


Nice one, Kathy! It's still recycling though!

 


#102:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2004 10:49 am


Um, thanks, Kathy...

 


#103:  Author: VikkiLocation: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough....... PostPosted: Fri Mar 26, 2004 12:56 am


Eeuuuuuuuwww!!
Ick!!!

 


#104:  Author: JennieLocation: Cambridgeshire PostPosted: Fri Mar 26, 2004 1:59 pm


I don't think I can cope with any more of this, shall we get the drabble back on track?

 


#105:  Author: NellLocation: London, England PostPosted: Fri Mar 26, 2004 4:10 pm


yes, good idea but where was it...

 


#106:  Author: EllieLocation: Lincolnshire PostPosted: Fri Mar 26, 2004 4:53 pm


Feels rather ill all of a sudden

 


#107:  Author: JennieLocation: Cambridgeshire PostPosted: Fri Mar 26, 2004 5:57 pm


Escorts Ellie to a sofa and slumps down next to her.

 


#108:  Author: NellLocation: London, England PostPosted: Fri Mar 26, 2004 6:04 pm


Been to investigate and thinks dragging the drabble back on course may not help cos we were at the point where KB was going to visit the Abbess and other HM's in stasis...

 


#109:  Author: JennieLocation: Cambridgeshire PostPosted: Sat Mar 27, 2004 5:35 pm


Right, let's not go there, let's start a bit of a different drabble.

 




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