Return to a Parallel Universe..
The CBB -> Cookies & Drabbles
What should Liss be?
A perfectly normal human being
8%
 8%  [ 2 ]
A good witch
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
A bad witch
4%
 4%  [ 1 ]
A fluffy bunny
87%
 87%  [ 21 ]
Total Votes : 24


#1: Return to a Parallel Universe.. Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 11:16 pm


*blame Donna and Lesley!*

Hilda Annersley and Nell Wilson curled up on their big modern settee. The kind that has no back and is about ten feet long. The backless problem had been solved with plenty of cushions, although Hilda’s slenderness was a distinct advantage. She kept disappearing down the back of it.
“I’m bored!” groused Nell, looking disconsolately at the empty bottle of whisky beside her. It was only one of many.
“Try some of this then!” her friend told her firmly, handing her a large casket of Guiness. Nell took two sips and made a face.
“Rotten stuff! Where’s the Scotch?”
“I don’t know! Presumably you drank it!”
Nell Wilson struggled off the settee and glared at Hilda. “Ar-are you callin’ me an alc’ho- alc- alchol-“ She stopped and looked confused.
Hilda raised an eyebrow. “I believe the word you are looking for is ‘alcoholic’,” she said sweetly.
Nell groaned and subsided beside her. “Whatever you say. Anyway, I’m bored!”
“Have a cigarette!”
“I don’t want any more cigarettes!” Nell snapped back. “If I have any more, the smoke’ll start coming out of my ears! I want something to do. It’s been so boring since our adventure last year. What do we do? Nothing. Except bicker and watch TV and listen to your friend Eminem and go on-line. I’m too young to settle for that kind of existence, Hilda Annersley, whatever you may be!”
“If you call 97 young,” muttered the 99 year old Hilda. She sighed. “Very well. What do you want to do?”
Nell collapsed against the back of the sofa. “Watch a DVD. I know! Let’s watch the Sound of Music!”
“I thought you’d had enough of that last year?” her friend demanded as she creaked over to dig out the DVD in question.
“I did. But that was then. Now I just want to droooooooooooool over Christopher Plummer.”
“And you’d the cheek to complain about Clark Gable!” Hilda muttered under her breath as she loaded the disc into the player.


Last edited by Lisa_T on Sun Mar 14, 2004 4:02 pm; edited 2 times in total

 


#2:  Author: DonnaLocation: Liverpool PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 11:26 pm


why would anyone blame us? Everyone should be cheering and congratulating us on inspiring you to write a Tara sequel! Smile

*doing happy dance at new Tara*

popper popper party drummer Trumpet piano

Now can we have some MORE please? Very Happy

 


#3:  Author: LesleyLocation: Rochester, Kent PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 11:46 pm


*Why what have I done then?.......Lesley looking for innocent smilie......damnation, all the smilies in the world and they still missed that one!........ Very Happy*

 


#4:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 11:57 pm


Hooray! Tara's back! Woo hoo! Oh, hang on. Am I going to be a dog again?

 


#5:  Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 2:59 am


*groan* Will someone please squash Donna before she makes my hearing worse than it is?!

KB sweetie, I had no intentions of turning you into anything. As I kept reminding you, all variations, mutations, and permutations of animals that appeared in the first run came from Vikki. Apart from Liss the Fluffy Bunny and she invented that one herself! But if you really want to be a dog again............ Laughing Laughing

And here's some more. I ackshally have a lot more but since no-one appears to be around at this hour (sniff) you'll have to wait til later. Probably lunchtime by the time I surface! Mwhahahaha!

 


#6:  Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 3:01 am


Oh, Lesley, unless you've been in touch with KB and Rachael, the only people who know why you're responsible for this effusion is yourself, Donna (I told her without giving away the plot, don't worry) and me!

“Clark Gable looked and sounded like a monkey with no brain cells!” Nell responded.
Hilda’s jaw dropped. “How did you do that?”
“How did I do what?”
“Hear what I said.”
Nell smirked, dug around in her ear, and produced one of those miracles of modern technology- a digital hearing aid. The kind that is of no benefit whatsoever if you’ve got a hearing loss of 40 dB or more.
Hilda looked at it with respect. “I see. What about your eyes?”
Nell blinked at her. “I had my cataracts removed. I bet you that my eyesight now could rival even yours!”
“EBD and glasses!” Hilda agreed. “Now, shh!”
The overture for “The hills are alive..” swelled out from the TV and both women sighed.
“It was fun, wasn’t it?” Hilda said wistfully.
“Wasn’t it just!” Nell absent mindedly picked up the Guinness, took a swig, and handed it to Hilda. Before long, they were both gazing at the TV rather blearily.
“I don’ like her haircut!” Nell slurred.
“What is the matter with it?” Unlike Nell, the precision of Hilda’s speech increased in direct proportion to the amount of alcohol consumed.
“It’s too short and to-too blonde,” Nell complained.
“Of course it’s short!” Hilda snapped. “She’s a nun!”
“Robin’s hair wasn’t that short!”
“That was because it never grew very long to start with!”
Another hour passed by. On screen, the von Trapps were in the concert hall, singing ‘Edelweiss’ in chorus. The singing swelled as the audience joined in. It became louder and louder as the Heads began to sing too.

 


#7:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 7:05 am


Oh, dear. Sozzled Head Mistresses...

And while I'd be happy to appear in the story again, I'd rather not be anything other than myself this time, thank you, Lisa.

 


#8:  Author: VikkiLocation: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough....... PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 12:15 pm


Yay!!! sequel to Tara!!!

*bounces excitedly!*
Oh, and Lisa, if you'd like a few multi coloured animal suggestions, just let me know!!! Wink

 


#9:  Author: DonnaLocation: Liverpool PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 1:25 pm


see Lisa_T, I told you no-one would blame myself and Lesley!! smurf (couldn't find a smug smiley, so the smurf will have to do!)

Hope your ears have recovered Lisa! Very Happy

any chance of some more? Wink

 


#10:  Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 2:21 pm


They may not, but I might! There's a thought. Should I let Vikki loose on Donna, but have everyone else as their normal selves (including Rachel as, well, the Witch, but since she seems to identify with it... Wink )

I have lots more but won't post it til later. Annoying, isn't it? Laughing Laughing

 


#11:  Author: AbiLocation: Alton, Hants PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 2:45 pm


Well, I never read Tara (maybe I should - is it safe?) but this is looking dangerously funny to me....................

 


#12:  Author: DonnaLocation: Liverpool PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 3:36 pm


*whimper*

What have i done to deserve that? I'm really sorry for dancing and making noise before, and for inspiring you in the first place. I'm not even asking for forgiveness - just please don't turn me over to Vikki!!!! pretty please? I'll give you lots of coffee and birthday cake and chocolate (why isn't there a chocolate smiley?)! pretty pretty please?! Very Happy


*sneaks off to suck up to the Senior Mistress, just in case bribing Lisa doesn't work*

 


#13:  Author: EllieLocation: Lincolnshire PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 4:53 pm


Lisa_T wrote:

I have lots more but won't post it til later. Annoying, isn't it? Laughing Laughing


In a word, YES! Exclamation

 


#14:  Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 6:57 pm


*smiles sweetly* I thought you'd appreciate that, Ellie! Laughing Laughing

Before they knew where they were, the concert hall had encompassed them and they were in that hall, singing along with the audience. Shortly after, the prizes were announced, and Hilda and Nell looked at each other!
“They’ve escaped!” Nell announced with satisfaction.
Hilda nodded thoughtfully. “Indeed. That’s an idea, isn’t it? We should escape with them. Tonight. We’ll make a run for Salzburg and the Convent.”
“But what about the trip I’m leading to Spartz tomorrow?” Nell protested.
Hilda waved a hand. “Do you really want your hair to turn white?”
“My hair’s already- oh.” Nell stared at the strand of curly chestnut hair she had pulled down from her coiffure. She turned to look at Hilda, and saw, once again, the Head as she had appeared at the time of ‘Exile’- a ‘tall, slender woman, with threads of grey in sunny brown hair, and a clear cut face lighted by a pair of grey eyes..’ Nell gave a heartfelt groan.
Those grey eyes (actually blue grey, but never mind that) turned on Nell. “What’s the matter, Nell?” Hilda asked as she guided her friend out of the concert hall under cover of the riot that had burst out after the discovery of the von Trapps’ disappearance. On the stage, Max could be heard protesting loudly in any number of languages as members of the SS pulled him off-stage.
“Your hair! Hilda, please tell me that you’re not messing around with magic again. Remember what happened last year!”
“We escaped last year because of magic!” Hilda pointed out, justifiably.
“We escaped because of Lesley and Carolyn you mean!” Nell grunted.
“And magic!” added Hilda firmly.
Nell rolled her eyes and decided not to rob Hilda of her little delusions. “Enough of this! If you want to get to the Convent, we’d better get moving, otherwise those officers may be after us too!”
Hilda gave her a pitying smile. “My dear Nell, if we join the von Trapps, they will be after us. Hadn’t that occurred to you?”
Nell looked crestfallen. Then she cheered up. “The difference is, we know they’re going to escape!” she reminded her friend. “If we stay here, we don’t know what’s going to happen. We’re not in an EBD script, or a Hollywood script, or even a Lesley script!”
“Thank goodness for that!” interjected the Head.

 


#15:  Author: VikkiLocation: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough....... PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 8:42 pm


Yay!!!! More please Lisa!!!

(and Donna, what's wrong withy my animal ideas???) Evil or Very Mad

 


#16:  Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 8:51 pm


Just for you, Vikki! Laughing Are you feeling better now?

Nell decided the best way to get moving was to do it. She grabbed Hilda’s arm and pulled her through the crowds, speaking alternatively in English and German, depending on the mood or otherwise of the people she was pushing through. “That’s not fair!” she muttered. “Lesley didn’t kill us off, after all. And she did help us to escape- both times!”
“That is true, I suppose,” the Head owned. “But you have to admit, she was rather- ” She stopped perforce then, for Nell had caught sight of the bus that trundled up the hill towards the convent, and had let out a wild shriek to attract the attention of the unfortunate driver, who very nearly collided into the nearest lamp-post from shock.
Once on the bus, Nell produced her bus pass. It was in English and the bus driver was extremely rude about it.
“Do you wish me to take you to the police?” he demanded after an argument.
“Why would you want to do that?” Nell asked haughtily, although she had been screaming at him like a fishwife only a few seconds before.
The bus driver looked as he felt- very confused. The fishwife had turned into an aristocrat, and he didn’t know how to deal with her. “Because, lady, you’re guilty of fraud.”
Nell opened her mouth to scream at him again- she reflected that the encounter with Rachel the Witch had not been a total loss after all- and decided that the aristocrat would get better results. She raised an eyebrow. “How, pray, am I- we- guilty of that, sir?”
The bus driver was flattered at being called sir by two very posh English ladies. He gave them an ingratiating smile. “Well, you see, lady, this bus pass if for someone aged- let me see- 97. There’s no way you are anywhere near that! You’re much prettier,” he ended with a simper in Nell’s direction. He preferred her. The other one was better looking, but she looked rather icy, too. This one was definitely feisty!
Nell glared at him. “I’m sure you’ll be a model of male perfection at that age, sir,” she told him in a voice that dripped sarcasm. “ Judging on current form, however, that would seem unlikely. In the meantime, my friend and I wish to travel. Will you or will you not provide us with tickets?”
The driver turned surly again. “S’pose. Gimme the money.”
Nell did so and reflected that it was rather odd that the Austrian bus-driver should have developed a Cockney accent, but she was too occupied with considering later events to worry unduly, so she pulled Hilda into a seat, and they travelled in silence to the convent door, where they disembarked.
Nell looked uncertainly at her friend. “Should we knock, do you think?”
“It’s polite.”
Nell grimaced and rapped sharply on the huge door. A flap within the door flipped back and a beady black eye was applied.
“Whaddya want?” it demanded.
Nell was taken aback. The nuns on ‘The Sound of Music’ had all been well spoken. “Er- to come in,” she finished weakly.
The door swang open slowly, and the two women found themselves staring at a dark-eyed nun who was almost as broad as she was long.
“Are you comin’ in or not?” this apparition demanded.
Wordlessly, Hilda and Nell entered, and found themselves presented almost immediately to a tall nun in a small, nearly empty whitewashed room.

 


#17:  Author: RachelLocation: Plotting in my lair; sometimes in Hampshire, England, UK, Europe, Earth, Milky Way, Universe PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 8:57 pm


MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE!


I want more in case you hadn't noticed!

 


#18:  Author: VikkiLocation: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough....... PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 9:54 pm


*chants for more!!*

 


#19:  Author: Sarah_LLocation: Redcar PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 9:59 pm


Joins in the chants.

 


#20:  Author: DonnaLocation: Liverpool PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 10:06 pm


Vikki wrote:

(and Donna, what's wrong withy my animal ideas???) Evil or Very Mad


Nothing! nothing at all! It's just...they're a little scary!


May we have some more now please Lisa? (preferably with no animals and lots of Christopher Plummer! Wink)

 


#21:  Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 10:34 pm


Well since you all asked so nicely.. Wink

“Sit there!” the nun ordered in a quiet voice that managed to be forceful at the same time.
Hilda pulled herself together, and faced the nun. They were of a height. “May I ask what is happening?” she demanded in her iciest tones.
For once she had met her match. In tones that were as icy, if not as melodious, as those of the Head, the nun replied, “You have asked to come in. The Mistress of Postulants will be with you in a moment.”
Hilda and Nell exchanged horrified glances. As soon as the nun vanished, Hilda turned to her partner.
“Nell! What are we going to do?”
By this time, Nell had been struck by the funny side. She smiled sweetly at her friend. “Can’t you guess, Hilda? After years of being known as ‘the Abbess’ it looks like you’re about to take the first steps towards that lofty eminence.”
Hilda looked puzzled. “Nell Wilson, will you please tell me what you’re talking about?”
Nell grinned reluctantly. “They think we want to enter, Hilda. They think we want to be nuns!”

 


#22:  Author: LesleyLocation: Rochester, Kent PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 10:57 pm


ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

Sorry Lisa - rather dense yesterday - it's only just occured to me why you were blaming me for this drabble! I'll let KB and Rachael know!

Wonderful - more please!

 


#23:  Author: EllieLocation: Lincolnshire PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 11:01 pm


Definitely more please Lisa.
Can you be forced to become a nun if you don't want to?

 


#24:  Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 11:04 pm


You could in the Middle Ages! ROFLROFLROFL

 


#25:  Author: EllieLocation: Lincolnshire PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 11:16 pm


But they're not in the middle ages - not unless they went back in time when they walked through the door?

 


#26:  Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 11:20 pm


*giggles* Ellie my love, why are you trying to apply logic to this story?! Never mind. Here's some more Laughing

“Ridiculous. We only asked to come in!”
“I know, that’s the point!” Nell grinned.
“But I can’t,” the Head protested. “I’m not a Catholic!”
Nell grunted. “And you think I’m pleased about it? Having to vow poverty, obedience and ch- ”
Hilda felt that Nell’s tongue had been given rein for long enough. “Stop talking nonsense, Nell!” she ordered. “We need to get out of this room, and meet up with the von Trapps if possible. How can we- oh.” The Head broke off as a nun entered, and she exchanged a rueful glance with her friend. A moment later, both women were staring open-mouthed.
The nun had been followed by several others. At first glance, they appeared to be Carmelites- they wore the brown habit of that order. However, there was one startling difference. They all wore orange veils- the exact shade of orange that had been a part of the Chalet School uniform in the years before it moved to Switzerland.

*that's as far as I've got. You'll need to wait til I've written more now!*

 


#27:  Author: RachelLocation: Plotting in my lair; sometimes in Hampshire, England, UK, Europe, Earth, Milky Way, Universe PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 11:22 pm


So get writing then!

Unless you are finding being dead more of a hindrance than I anticipated? No excuse! Write lots more please!

 


#28:  Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 11:38 pm


*growls incoherently at Rachel*
No time! No time! I have other things to write!

H'mm. I'll see what I can do....

 


#29:  Author: VikkiLocation: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough....... PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 11:53 pm


Lisaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
*wails loudly*
More please!!!!

 


#30:  Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 1:18 am


Dry your eyes, Vikki. Here's a little more!
“What are you doing here?” Hilda gasped as she recognised KB.
“We’ve come to rescue you, Auntie Hilda!” piped up Vikki, who was looking rather swamped in her habit. “And look who we’ve brought!” and she stood aside to reveal Lesley, Carolyn, and, to the Heads’ surprise, Joey Bettany.
“Joey Bettany, what are you doing in Salzburg?” demanded the Head.
Joey grinned. “I got sick of listening to EBD’s daft ideas, and overheard this crowd talking, so I –er, joined them.”
KB and Vikki scowled. “Not quite!” Vikki muttered to her partner in crime. “We had no choice in the matter. The Abbess wasn’t kidding when she said that Jo’s telepathic!”
KB looked warningly at her, and Jo’s black eyes flashed in her direction. Vikki gave the School’s first pupil a sickeningly sweet smile.
Nell waved her arms. “Well, you’ve come to help us escape. That’s very nice of you, but I have to point out that we’ll all stick out like a set of sore thumbs in that incredible get-up of yours.”
“Good, isn’t it?” Lesley asked complacently, smoothing the folds of her scapular.
Hilda glared at her. “Don’t tell me this was your idea!” she protested. “Couldn’t you have done better than that, Lesley? You’re losing your touch!”

 


#31:  Author: Carolyn PLocation: Lancaster, England PostPosted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 1:30 am


Just read all this, wonderful. I remember the hilarity and mayhem from the first. Purple Llama's and various other permutations.

Would love to know where the inspiration came from this time, but not bothered as long as we get more, more MORE story.

 


#32:  Author: VikkiLocation: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough....... PostPosted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 1:40 am


Oh Yay!!!! We're back!!!!!!
Thank you Lisa!!!!!
*huggles*

 


#33:  Author: LesleyLocation: Rochester, Kent PostPosted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 9:14 am


Lisa_T wrote:
Hilda glared at her. “Don’t tell me this was your idea!” she protested. “Couldn’t you have done better than that, Lesley? You’re losing your touch!”


Lisa, please remember I've just started a new episode of Real CS!

 


#34:  Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 6:33 pm


And your point is....? Shocked Laughing Laughing

 


#35:  Author: LesleyLocation: Rochester, Kent PostPosted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 6:44 pm


Miss Lisa Townsend - Head of History Department, Real Chalet School. Twisted Evil

 


#36:  Author: Carolyn PLocation: Lancaster, England PostPosted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 6:56 pm


That sounds suspiciously like bribery and corruption.

 


#37:  Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 7:54 pm


Well, for everything Lesley does or does not to me over in RCS, I can retaliate here. Lesley, would you like to be some kind of hybrid animal this time? And stay that way? Vikki is raring to go! Laughing Laughing

Yes, of course it's bribery and corruption, Carolyn. How could it be anything else?!

 


#38:  Author: EllieLocation: Lincolnshire PostPosted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 9:27 pm


It's very funny - and I promise not to try to be logical again, looking forward to more.

 


#39:  Author: DonnaLocation: Liverpool PostPosted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 10:37 pm


*wonders if Vikki appreciates being used as a threat*

* decides the answer is probably yes*

*runs and hides in case Lisa decides to threaten me again*

*peeks out from hiding place to ask for more*

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

 


#40:  Author: LesleyLocation: Rochester, Kent PostPosted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 11:20 pm


Lisa_T wrote:
Well, for everything Lesley does or does not to me over in RCS, I can retaliate here. Lesley, would you like to be some kind of hybrid animal this time? And stay that way? Vikki is raring to go! Laughing Laughing

Yes, of course it's bribery and corruption, Carolyn. How could it be anything else?!


Wasn't aware that I'd done anything nasty to Lisa yet - or that i was intending to!

Hmmm! Needles - why do they suddenly spring to mind?

 


#41:  Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 11:23 pm


*g* That particular threat is starting to look a lot less menacing! Put it this way- I won't do anything unless you do! Laughing

*wondering how many more people are going to do something nasty to me involving needles*

 


#42:  Author: MandyLocation: Derry, N.Ireland PostPosted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 1:15 am


Lisa, Thank-you, Thank-you, Thank-you.

From Gone with the Wind to The Sound of Music, two of my all time favourites. I'm loving this. Can we have some more please?

 


#43:  Author: VikkiLocation: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough....... PostPosted: Mon Feb 02, 2004 12:49 am


Just thought I'd mention that I do, in fact, have plenty of animal suggestions all ready for Lisa's requests................ Wink Twisted Evil

 


#44:  Author: SusanLocation: Carlisle PostPosted: Mon Feb 02, 2004 2:38 am


More mayhem soon please.

 


#45:  Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Mon Feb 02, 2004 2:42 am


What about a particularly nasty metamorphosis for Rachel the Witch? Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

Vikki, two files are winging their way to your hotmail box as we speak- or just after.... Laughing

 


#46:  Author: VikkiLocation: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough....... PostPosted: Mon Feb 02, 2004 3:43 am


*runs off to check hotmail!*

 


#47:  Author: AbiLocation: Alton, Hants PostPosted: Mon Feb 02, 2004 2:54 pm


*laughs long and very loud*

Oh my - it hurts!!! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease write more soon Lisa!

 


#48:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Tue Feb 03, 2004 5:40 pm


*giggles wildly at the thought of being a nun*

Great work, Lisa! More please!

 


#49:  Author: Pixie PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2004 12:25 pm


Is anybody going to write any more on this? I think it's very funny!

 


#50:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2004 4:52 pm


We're waiting on Lisa for more of this. It's all her brainwave!

 


#51:  Author: Guest PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2004 9:23 pm


*shuffles feet and mumbles* Er..um.. I'll get back to this soon. Honest. RL intervening! Crying or Very sad bawling

 


#52:  Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2004 9:26 pm


whoops! That was me. I was trying to be clever and had two windows open- one signed in and the other not. Forgot which i was signed in to! Embarassed

 


#53:  Author: VikkiLocation: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough....... PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 1:55 am


We'll let you off if you post some more......... Wink

 


#54:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 8:00 am


*agrees with Vikki*

 


#55:  Author: AbiLocation: Alton, Hants PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 11:46 am


*agrees with the other tqo and is very disappointed that there isn't any more drabble*

 


#56:  Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 3:09 pm


I nearly put this on the real niece thread!!

Lesley returned glare for glare. “D o you want to return to limbo?” she asked in a quietly threatening tone, and Hilda paled a little.
“I- very well. If you have an idea that will get us out of here sooner rather than later, please tell us.”
Lesley gave a satisfied smile. Having consigned the Headmistress of the Chalet School to a period of purgatory before kindly rescuing her was useful, she reflected. It gave her so much more scope. She brushed the fluff off the brown stuff habit before looking up at her now politely attentive audience.
“This is not what it seems,” she began portentously.
“Lesley, just cut to it!” wailed Vikki, who was started to resent being half smothered in brown and orange.
Lesley opened her mouth to reply to this, but Carolyn beat her to it.
“The truth is that we’re all wearing double- two for you and some left over, just in case. The nuns here think we’re from some strange exotic English variation of the Carmelite order, and they accepted us happily enough. We get you two into the habits- Auntie Hilda can be the Abbess.” She stopped and giggled, and everyone else grinned.
Lesley nodded at her and took up the tale. “Then we find the von Trapps, and escape with them when they get out. We all know how Sound of Music ends- yes?” Apart from Joey Bettany, everyone agreed, and Lesley continued placidly. “So when they start climbing ev’ry mountain at the end, we’ll be with them! No Spartz, no Anschluss, no nasty experiences- everybody’s happy! So, Hilda Annersley, does that meet with your approval?”

 


#57:  Author: RachelLocation: Plotting in my lair; sometimes in Hampshire, England, UK, Europe, Earth, Milky Way, Universe PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 3:20 pm


Thanks for that bit LisaT

Now, when's the next bit due?? Twisted Evil

 


#58:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 7:22 pm


*giggle* Great plan, Lisa! Can't wait to see what problems they have to face.

 


#59:  Author: LesleyLocation: Rochester, Kent PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 9:31 pm


I would never threaten Hilda!!!


*Going off to sulk now cos I'd never be that nasty to her!*

 


#60:  Author: PatMacLocation: Yorkshire England PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 9:58 pm


Lovely, Lisa! Why do I suspect 'there may be troubles ahead'?

 


#61:  Author: VikkiLocation: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough....... PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 11:15 pm


Yay! Thanks Lisa!!!!

 


#62:  Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2004 12:40 am


Lesley- you'd never threaten Hilda? H'mm. I seem to remember a lot of nasty hints that amount to pretty much the same thing... Laughing Laughing

Pat, I can't imagine why you think there's trouble ahead. Maybe you've just got a nasty suspicious mind! Wink

 


#63:  Author: EllieLocation: Lincolnshire PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2004 1:02 am


Well, if Pat is wrong, there's one sure way to prove it.

 


#64:  Author: MandyLocation: Derry, N.Ireland PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2004 1:48 am


So do they just join the Von Trapps climbing every mountain or singing climb every mountain. It could be practice for the Gathering.

 


#65:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2004 6:31 am


Lesley wrote:
I would never threaten Hilda!!!


*Going off to sulk now cos I'd never be that nasty to her!*


*slowly, in tones of extreme scepticism* Erm, no, Lesley, of course you wouldn't...

 


#66:  Author: LesleyLocation: Rochester, Kent PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2004 9:01 am


I wouldn't you know! If I came face to face with her I wouldn't dream of threatening her - and especially not with returning her to Limbo - that actually made me feel sick reading that I'd said that.

I am, of course, making a distinction between what I would do in real life, and what I do as a writer.

 


#67:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2004 9:14 am


That's probably a very good idea to make that distinction!

 


#68:  Author: VikkiLocation: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough....... PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2004 5:54 pm


*pats Lesley on the head soothingly, and then chants at Lisa for more!!!*

 


#69:  Author: LesleyLocation: Rochester, Kent PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2004 6:09 pm


*Bites Vikki's finger!*

 


#70:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2004 6:41 pm


*sends Lesley to the study and summons Matey to the Senior MIstress*

 


#71:  Author: VikkiLocation: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough....... PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2004 7:38 pm


*hopes that it's the NICE Matey! And also that Lesley will be severely punished!!*

 


#72:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2004 7:40 pm


Not making any promises! It was to be just the first Matey available. *goes off to where Lesley is waiting*

 


#73:  Author: LesleyLocation: Rochester, Kent PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2004 9:43 pm


*Starts a new story with KB as Headmistress of the Real Real Chalet School!* Twisted Evil

 


#74:  Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2004 9:48 pm


Lesley, I know you'd never *really* threaten Hilda like that. However, I'm not writing you as completely you, but rather as you as the writer!
*thinks that sounds confusing enough for Lesley to give in and agree just to shut me up*

 


#75:  Author: VikkiLocation: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough....... PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2004 10:13 pm


Good luck with that Lisa!!! Wink Rolling Eyes

 


#76:  Author: LesleyLocation: Rochester, Kent PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2004 12:14 am


*Blows mega raspberry at Lisa but concedes she has a point!* Wink

 


#77:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2004 6:39 am


Lesley wrote:
*Starts a new story with KB as Headmistress of the Real Real Chalet School!* Twisted Evil


Is that a threat or a promise?

 


#78:  Author: LesleyLocation: Rochester, Kent PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2004 9:37 am


KB wrote:
Lesley wrote:
*Starts a new story with KB as Headmistress of the Real Real Chalet School!* Twisted Evil


Is that a threat or a promise?


Yes!

 


#79:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2004 9:43 am


*faintly* Oh, dear....

 


#80:  Author: VikkiLocation: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough....... PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2004 7:53 pm


Good luck KB!!!! Wink

 


#81:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2004 8:02 pm


*drily* Oh, gee, thank, Vikki!

 


#82:  Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2004 10:42 pm


*g* Well I have no orbjections to seeing what you'd do with KB in that role, Lesley. Only- how would you dispose of Hilda to give KB the position? Or do we really want to know....?

 


#83:  Author: Carolyn PLocation: Lancaster, England PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2004 11:23 pm


Lesley do NOT dispose of Hilda. I have no wish to repeat that particular experience.


For those who weren't around Lesley had us all thinking she had killed Hilda in her original Real CS drabble. The shock reverberated around the board and no one was able to post anything anywhere for the rest of the evening. Not pleasant.

 


#84:  Author: LesleyLocation: Rochester, Kent PostPosted: Sun Feb 08, 2004 11:40 pm


Carolyn P wrote:
Lesley do NOT dispose of Hilda. I have no wish to repeat that particular experience.


For those who weren't around Lesley had us all thinking she had killed Hilda in her original Real CS drabble. The shock reverberated around the board and no one was able to post anything anywhere for the rest of the evening. Not pleasant.


I'll agree with that - I didn't sleep at all that night! Not something I'd want to repeat......often! Twisted Evil

 


#85:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 7:32 am


I wouldn't want to see Lesley get rid of Hilda either. Maybe another branch of the CS can be started - perhaps back in Europe! *hopeful*

 


#86:  Author: MandyLocation: Derry, N.Ireland PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2004 12:07 am


Lisa, I'm just bringing this to the top so you don't forget about it. Smile

 


#87:  Author: VikkiLocation: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough....... PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2004 12:14 am


Good move Mandy!!!

 


#88:  Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2004 12:18 am


*sulks*
Actually, I agree with everyone else, Lesley. Leave Hilda alone this time round!!!!! That was a seriously creepy experience, that night, but it's also a testimony to your writihng. However, it's not a night i want to repeat!!!!

 


#89:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2004 7:34 am


Yes, leave Hilda alone. Torture Nell instead. Oh, you are.

 


#90:  Author: LesleyLocation: Rochester, Kent PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 8:43 am


Sulks *But I wanted to torture all of them!!!* Pouts.

 


#91:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 9:01 am


You've already had your turn with Hilda!

 


#92:  Author: LesleyLocation: Rochester, Kent PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 9:58 am


But she's so noble! And I really enjoy the responses from the board - although the ones I'm getting because of Nell are pretty satisfying! Twisted Evil

 


#93:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 9:59 am


I bet! Hey everyone, let's all stop reacting and then Lesley can be as upset as we all are!

 


#94:  Author: LesleyLocation: Rochester, Kent PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 10:03 am


Fine, I'll just write the rest of the story for me then! I'm sure no one else wants to know what's happening at the Real CS anyway - or whether or not Nell was responsible for the explosion. Smile tongue tongue tongue

 


#95:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 10:05 am


And you won't get any feedback (expect from Rachael) and nobody will appreciate your writing. It works both ways, honey.

 


#96:  Author: LesleyLocation: Rochester, Kent PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 10:06 am


But you've just told me you're not going to give me any feedback!

 


#97:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 10:26 am


No, I said I won't react. No begging for answers or whatever. I will comment on the character development, writing style, etc. Wink

 


#98:  Author: LesleyLocation: Rochester, Kent PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 10:34 am


Hmmmm a challenge! Twisted Evil

 


#99:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 10:37 am


*lol* If you want to take it that way... *sits firmly on hands*

 


#100:  Author: JennieLocation: Cambridgeshire PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 5:29 pm


Lesley, stop sulking or I won't let you torture anyone!

 


#101:  Author: LesleyLocation: Rochester, Kent PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 5:32 pm


tongue Jennie

Currently torturing Nell quite nicely! Laughing

 


#102:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 7:22 pm


Nice try, Jennie.

 


#103:  Author: VikkiLocation: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough....... PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2004 9:08 pm


*hopes Lesley will bear this thread in mind while writing the rest of 'Surfeit'*

 


#104:  Author: LesleyLocation: Rochester, Kent PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2004 10:24 pm


Vikki wrote:
*hopes Lesley will bear this thread in mind while writing the rest of 'Surfeit'*


Errrmm - NAAAHHH! Twisted Evil

 


#105:  Author: Kathy_SLocation: midwestern US PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 4:47 am


So - What's going on with the Order of the Flame-coloured Veil? Isn't it about time for a few sinners to start tinkering with the Gestapo's autos? Or were they delayed along the way?

*late but immensely curious*

 


#106:  Author: JennieLocation: Cambridgeshire PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 4:57 pm


Desperately wanting Lisa to write some more of this.

 


#107:  Author: VikkiLocation: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough....... PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 8:37 pm


*goes looking for Lisa, with the intention of poking her*

 


#108:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 8:34 am


*hands Vikki a poking stick*

 


#109:  Author: VikkiLocation: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough....... PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 5:20 pm


Ooooh!! Thanks KB!!
What a lovely shiny poking stick......

 


#110:  Author: JennieLocation: Cambridgeshire PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 5:20 pm


KB, a Headmistress and Senior Mistress should not go around poking people, not where they can be seen, anyway.

 


#111:  Author: VikkiLocation: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough....... PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 6:31 pm


*suggests to KB that we blindfold everyone else so they can't see us poking people!*

 


#112:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 7:31 pm


Great idea, Vikki!

 


#113:  Author: VikkiLocation: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough....... PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 8:04 pm


I know!!
*produces big stack of blinbdfolds!*

 


#114:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 8:08 pm


*catches those girls trying to flee and melts them with a 'look'*

 


#115:  Author: JennieLocation: Cambridgeshire PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2004 4:09 pm


Blindfolds give the game away, KB. Take the girls on one side, then poke them.

 


#116:  Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2004 6:00 pm


*g* And you people had the audacity to accuse Donna and I of having weird minds?!!!!
As for the nuns et al, let me get home and I'll get back to this. Proof readers: the finished first draft of the fill in should be landing in your inboxes in the early hours of tmw morning. Please ensure you have the space! Laughing

I'm at a conference in Galway and I had to give a presentation, and after the academic chairing asked if i'd ever considered having my stuff published. Hadn't even considered it and my jaw hit the floor. But im well chuffed now!!!

 


#117:  Author: LesleyLocation: Rochester, Kent PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2004 7:15 pm


Congratulation Lisa - go for it!!! Laughing

 


#118:  Author: VikkiLocation: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough....... PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2004 10:10 pm


Yay Lisa!!
Could you send my copy to this address: vikkik@lineone.net rather than the hotmail one, cos I don't know how much room I have in that!

 


#119:  Author: SusanLocation: Carlisle PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2004 11:19 pm


Congratulations Lisa.

 


#120:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Sun Feb 22, 2004 7:45 am


Good for you, Lisa! That's wonderful!

 


#121:  Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 3:00 pm


Cos I'm so nice, I've utilised the past week in writing more of this. Also, the Gathering helped! *g*
I'll include the last bit i can remember posting.


Lesley opened her mouth to reply to this, but Carolyn beat her to it.
“The truth is that we’re all wearing double- two for you and some left over, just in case. The nuns here think we’re from some strange exotic English variation of the Carmelite order, and they accepted us happily enough. We get you two into the habits- Auntie Hilda can be the Abbess.” She stopped and giggled, and everyone else grinned.
Lesley nodded at her and took up the tale. “Then we find the von Trapps, and escape with them when they get out. We all know how Sound of Music ends- yes?” Apart from Joey Bettany, everyone agreed, and Lesley continued placidly. “So when they start climbing ev’ry mountain at the end, we’ll be with them! No Spartz, no Anschluss, no nasty experiences- everybody’s happy! So, Hilda Annersley, does that meet with your approval?”
Hilda eyed Lesley with some wariness. “I think so,” she agreed cautiously before turning to examine the spare habits that KB and Carolyn handed over so eagerly. .
Between them, Hilda and Nell kept a constant watch over the oblivious and innocent Lesley as they inducted themselves into their outfits. They were not to know that their vigilance was misplaced.
Once everyone was dressed and in their right mind- or not, as the case may be- KB and Vikki, looking their joint saintliest (an impression rather spoiled by the succession of giggles Vikki let out as a picture of the image they all made occurred to her) led them up on to the roof, where all was quiet and still. To their amazement, while they were unquestionably still in the Abbey grounds, there was no sign of the von Trapps or Joey. The sky was heavy with portentous clouds, and Hilda, Nell, Lesley, KB and Vikki huddled closely together behind a statue that bore an alarming resemblance to their one time nemesis, although none of them realised it then.
After some minutes tense silence, Vikki shifted.
“When can we get out of this?” she complained. “I keep stepping on the hem, and I’m sick of being half blinded!” The one time Second Prefect of the CBB scowled horribly as she pushed up the band of her wimple so impatiently that she ended up looking more than a little drunk.
“There, there,” muttered KB soothingly, not giving her too much attention. Constant practise had enabled her to make the right noises while her mind was engaged elsewhere. “If you don’t like it, I’ll summon Lesley again once we get back. And this time she won’t be able to write her way out of it, either,” she finished with a smirk that made Lesley glare and meditate a new drabble in the RCS series, this time entitled ‘A Surfeit of Katherines’ in which the various K(C)athe(a)ri(y)nes on the CBB could be placed in a variety of unpleasant, embarrassing, or torturous situations, with the most prominent Katherine of them all suffering considerably more than all the others put together.
“Will you two please be quiet!” Nell hissed. “I don’t like this atmosphere. Something is about to happen and it ain’t climbing ev’ry mountain!”
“Where have all the mountains gone?” Vikki asked, startled, as Nell’s comment distracted her from her woes and made her glance about her.
Lesley stopped humming ‘Where have all the flowers gone’ and looked anxiously first at Vikki and then across the expanse of darkness where the shapes of the Alps should have been faintly visible.
“They’ve gone!” she ejaculated. She opened her mouth to speak again, and then closed it firmly. Unfortunately, her thought had already occurred to Nell Wilson.
“This reminds me of Real Chalet School,” Nell said uneasily to her partner. “It’s as if the world is dropping away. Surely –“

 


#122:  Author: Carolyn PLocation: Lancaster, England PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 3:13 pm


Oh!

I'm a little woried now.

Good to see some more here Lisa, I think! Confused

Have you any more written yet or not?

 


#123:  Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 3:17 pm


I have, but I'm waiting on something first to see if i can post it. Carolyn, you're right to be worried.... Evil or Very Mad Twisted Evil

 


#124:  Author: Carolyn PLocation: Lancaster, England PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 3:20 pm


I thought I might be... Sad

 


#125:  Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 3:33 pm


*g*
I suppose I'll have to wait til tonight before i can post more now, which is a shame. Oh well, more people to get the benefit of it! Shocked

I better go and do something useful in the meantime!

 


#126:  Author: pimLocation: the place where public transport doesn't work properly! PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 5:15 pm


Moooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrreee please Lisa! Pwetty pwease.

 


#127:  Author: JennieLocation: Cambridgeshire PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 6:07 pm


Let's hope the wait isn't too long, Lisa.

 


#128:  Author: LesleyLocation: Rochester, Kent PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 7:01 pm


OOOOOOHHHHHHH Spoooky!!!

More please Lisa!! (Next part of RCS saga is entitled Where is Lisa T? Twisted Evil )

 


#129:  Author: Carolyn PLocation: Lancaster, England PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 7:19 pm


So you are planning another part to follow on from surfeit then are you Lesley??? Wink

 


#130:  Author: Guest PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 8:28 pm


Carolyn P wrote:
So you are planning another part to follow on from surfeit then are you Lesley??? Wink


Perhaps, Carolyn - depends on whether I've anyone left alive when I finish surfeit.

 


#131:  Author: LesleyLocation: Rochester, Kent PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 8:29 pm


Dammit that was me again - why does this board keep logging me out?

 


#132:  Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 10:35 pm


Maybe it objected to you threatening murder. Rolling Eyes Shocked
Here's a few lines more. I do wish a certain person would get a move on and check her pm!

A horribly familiar cackle interrupted her, and the company swung round towards the source of the sound-a fruitless exercise, as the darkness was now almost total.
“Don’t you know who I am?” the voice trilled. “We have met before, in different guises, but I am one and the same!”
“Not-not EBD Herself?” stammered KB, her brain going into overdrive- a rather unhealthy procedure, when all was said and done.

 


#133:  Author: PatLocation: Doncaster PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 10:39 pm


Oh Lisa - it helps so much being able to picture the people concerned!!! Laughing

 


#134:  Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 10:42 pm


Doesn't it just! Laughing Twisted Evil

 


#135:  Author: Carolyn PLocation: Lancaster, England PostPosted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 12:17 am


I take it you are waiting to hear from EBD_Herself, with permission to unmask her, or not as the case may be.

 


#136:  Author: Guest PostPosted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 12:56 am


Yes, but she hasn';t shown up. I wish she'd hurry up- I have quite a lot of this written and I'm dying to see the reactions, but I can't move til I've heard!

Has anyone heard from her?

 


#137:  Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 1:08 am


Grr. That was me. The auto sign in doesn't seem to be working!

 


#138:  Author: VikkiLocation: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough....... PostPosted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 1:55 am


*eyes Lisa warily...........*

*debates wibbling and hiding behind KB and Lesley*

 


#139:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 2:52 am


Lisa_T wrote:
“Not-not EBD Herself?” stammered KB, her brain going into overdrive- a rather unhealthy procedure, when all was said and done.


*eyes Lisa evilly and wonders about her starring in more revenge*

*hopes Lesley doesn't take any notice of Lisa's ideas*

 


#140:  Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 3:47 am


*smiles sweetly* You go right ahead and meditate all the revenge you like! *chuckles*

 


#141:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 3:47 am


Oh, I will!!!!!

 


#142:  Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 3:53 am


*waits with interest* A word of advice. Miss Bruce. No needles. They really are getting rather boring!

 


#143:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 5:34 am


I have more imagination than to repeat myself!

 


#144:  Author: LesleyLocation: Rochester, Kent PostPosted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 9:23 am


*Hopes EBD_Herself hurries up and answers Lisa!*

 


#145:  Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 1:47 pm


She's being very slow, isn't she? I hope everything is OK and she just hasn't cottoned on that we're back.

 


#146:  Author: PatLocation: Doncaster PostPosted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 11:11 pm


The person behind her was here a little while ago!! So she knows!! Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

 


#147:  Author: Carolyn PLocation: Lancaster, England PostPosted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 11:15 pm


Inside info tells me she has replied to Lisa as well

 


#148:  Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 11:40 pm


*satisfied sigh*ok, here we go! *stands well back*

A horribly familiar cackle interrupted her, and the company swung round towards the source of the sound-a fruitless exercise, as the darkness was now almost total.
“Don’t you know who I am?” the voice trilled. “We have met before, in different guises, but I am one and the same!”
“Not-not EBD Herself?” stammered KB, her brain going into overdrive- a rather unhealthy procedure, when all was said and done.
“Mwhahahahaha!” cackled the speaker delightedly. “Maybe. Maybe not. Anythin’ else?”
“I know that laugh,” Vikki muttered. “I really do. KB, do you think that Carol-“
KB gave an exclamation. “Carolyn! Where is she?”
“Mwhahahahaha!” echoed again, this time triumphantly.
KB and Vikki exchanged a wild glance.
“Rachel?” Vikki began hesitantly, her voice wavering. “Rachel the Witch?!”
“I thought she fell under a train,” Nell whispered to Hilda, who was looking decidedly perturbed.
“Doesn’t matter. Every witch has an opposite number who alone has the power to restore her should disaster strike.” Hilda stopped and shook her head. “You’re mine,” she whispered very quietly to her friend, who nodded. “And- and Rachel’s is-“
“Carolyn!” supplied Vikki and KB together in appalled tones.
“We should have been able to work that out ourselves!” Lesley added.
“Yes, you should!” came RTW’s voice, strangely disembodied. “Just like you should have worked out that I, and no other, was EBD_Herself! And now you are aaaaaaaalll in my power! MwhahahahaHAHA!” RTW choked at that point, to the momentary relief of her listeners.
“We are going to take over the universe!” shrieked Carolyn, delighted to be reunited with her partner in murder, mayhem and Holocaust. It had been SO boring playing the dutiful niece the year before, but necessary if the ultimate aim of herself and RTW was to be achieved.
“And there is only one way that you can all be saved,” smirked RTW. “Would you like to know what it is?” Rachel giggled, and the Heads and the various CBBers looked anxiously at each other. They had painful experience with the so called luffly world of Rachel’s mind and they wondered what hideously painful, gory and bloody idea she had cooked up now. Vikki had just enough time to hope that it did not involve teddy bears and scalpels before RTW spoke once again, with the appropriate sound effects being supplied in the background by her so-called better half.
“You have to –ARRGGH!”

 


#149:  Author: pimLocation: the place where public transport doesn't work properly! PostPosted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 11:45 pm


Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. *sees the light*

Rofl, is it way to early to start chanting?

 


#150:  Author: RachelLocation: Plotting in my lair; sometimes in Hampshire, England, UK, Europe, Earth, Milky Way, Universe PostPosted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 11:49 pm


Nice try Lisa!

 


#151:  Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 11:54 pm


Isn't it, Rachel. Laughing Laughing

Everyone stared in amazement at the tangled heap of people on the ground.
“Who are they?” gasped KB, who was rapidly wishing she’d never agreed to being promoted. HG was a much safer position to hold in the convoluted world of the CBB. KB began to meditate revenge on the Chair of the Board. Liss had done this deliberately!
“It’s Granny Weatherwax,” mumbled RTW in muffled tones. “What do you want?!”
“My name is not Weatherwax,” Granny returned haughtily into Rachel’s nose- that orifice being the closest. “Although I’ll answer to Granny. I have seven!”
“So what, I have two!” her companion retorted in equally muffled tones.
“Seven’s better’n’two!”
“Says who?”
The pair glared at each other across the fallen bodies of Rachel and Carolyn, and Lesley finally plucked up the courage to speak.
“This is all very nice,” she began politely, “and I’m sure we’re all very grateful to you for uh- um- squashing this pair in the way you did. But- who are you?”
The Granny who wasn’t Granny Weatherwax pulled herself to her feet.
“Hello, my dear. I’m Patmac. You may call me Granny Patmac!”
“Uh-thanks. I think. And you?” Lesley asked, turning to the second woman.
“Pat. Only I prefer to be known as Aunty Pat!” that lady said, her nose in the air.
“Okey-doke!” agreed Lesley cheerfully, ignoring the reproachful look Hilda cast her way. “Why are you here?”
“I really couldn’t tell you!” Aunty Pat told her brightly. “Do you need some help? Some books catalogued, maybe?”
“Or sold?” interjected Granny Patmac hopefully.
“Do you have Two Chalet Girls in India?” Vikki asked eagerly, her face brightening.
“Naturally, my dear!” Patmac assured her. “You may have it if you can meet the price!”
“I can, oh, I can!” Vikki returned, thinking of her nice understanding bank manager. After all, she mused, any man who could authorise a loan of £350 on a credit card for the original paperback copy of ‘The Chalet School and Rosalie’ was definitely a kindred spirit. Or a lunatic.
“You can?” Patmac eyed the girl gingerly. “Er- it’s rather rarer than diamonds?”
“I know!”
“It’s well- it’s uh,” Patmac stuttered. She really had not expected Vikki to pursue it. How was she to tell her that the book did not exist? Patmac was certainly not going to broadcast the fact that she had the one, the only, copy of Two Chalet Girls in India in EBD’s original scrappy MS.

 


#152:  Author: pimLocation: the place where public transport doesn't work properly! PostPosted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 11:57 pm


ROFL ROFL ROFL

Fab-u-leuse Lisa! ROFLMAO.

 


#153:  Author: PatLocation: Doncaster PostPosted: Sun Mar 14, 2004 12:00 am


I take it I'm offering the first part of Shocks?

 


#154:  Author: Carolyn PLocation: Lancaster, England PostPosted: Sun Mar 14, 2004 12:07 am


Thank you Lisa. That was funny. Still a little worried...

 


#155:  Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Sun Mar 14, 2004 12:12 am


Why would that be, Carolyn? Laughing

 


#156:  Author: LesleyLocation: Rochester, Kent PostPosted: Sun Mar 14, 2004 2:07 am


ROFL ROFL ROFL

Excellent Lisa - More please! Laughing

 


#157:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Sun Mar 14, 2004 5:28 am


Fabulous, Lisa! So did I get so narky at Liss that she demoted me?

 


#158:  Author: SusanLocation: Carlisle PostPosted: Sun Mar 14, 2004 3:56 pm


Wonderful Lisa. It is so nice to be able to picture the real as opposed to the imagined faces behind the names.

 


#159:  Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Sun Mar 14, 2004 4:00 pm


I hadn't noticed you'd been demoted, KB. But now you've drawn it to my attention, it's poll time. Should Liss be a good witch a bad witch, or just a fluffy bunny..?

*off to create a poll*

 


#160:  Author: VikkiLocation: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough....... PostPosted: Sun Mar 14, 2004 10:30 pm


*giggle*
thanks Lisa!!!

 


#161:  Author: Carolyn PLocation: Lancaster, England PostPosted: Sun Mar 14, 2004 10:35 pm


There's only one thing Liss could be... Cool

Hope to it soon. Laughing

 


#162:  Author: LesleyLocation: Rochester, Kent PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 12:02 am


How strange that so many people have voted the same way??? Laughing

More soon please Lisa!

 


#163:  Author: pimLocation: the place where public transport doesn't work properly! PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 3:32 am


Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisa, some more please???? *smiles winningly*

 


#164:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 8:40 am


Lesley wrote:
How strange that so many people have voted the same way??? Laughing


Very odd, isn't it? And I wonder when Liss will see this...

 


#165:  Author: catherineLocation: York PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 12:07 pm


ROFL
Just caught up with this, Lisa! It's so funny!

May we have some more please? And some more of Real Niece whilst you're about it, as well?! Thank you!

 


#166:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 12:11 pm


Not that you're demanding, Catherine... Wink

 


#167:  Author: catherineLocation: York PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 12:13 pm


Me? Demanding? Never! Shocked

 


#168:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 12:15 pm


Did I say that was a bad thing?

 


#169:  Author: catherineLocation: York PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 1:47 pm


No but you didn't say it was a good thing, either........................


*Catherine playing it safe*

 


#170:  Author: AbiLocation: Alton, Hants PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 2:20 pm


*laughs hysterically and demands more!*

 


#171:  Author: JennieLocation: Cambridgeshire PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 6:04 pm


Lisa, be a love and post some more of this please.

Trying to sound reasonable instead of shouting and screaming for more.

 


#172:  Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 6:06 pm


You reasonable, Jennie?! Miracles will never cease! Laughing
I'm waiting to see a certain person's reaction first..

*slinks back into temporary lurkdom to giggle and coax the Tara PB into telling me what happens next*

 


#173:  Author: JennieLocation: Cambridgeshire PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 6:13 pm


Lisa. I am ALWAYS reasonable, especially if I get things my own way.

 


#174:  Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 6:16 pm


*g* Maybe deluded is closer to the mark....?
Jennie, do you want to be part of the coven? Laughing

 


#175:  Author: JennieLocation: Cambridgeshire PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 6:17 pm


Do I have a choice? Mind you, if Granny Weatherwax is anything to go by........ YES.

 


#176:  Author: Carolyn PLocation: Lancaster, England PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 7:26 pm


If you're waiting for Liss' reaction you'd better email her, I wouldn't be suprised to find she's having a weeks sleep after the last few weeks!

 


#177:  Author: LesleyLocation: Rochester, Kent PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 9:00 pm


Must admit I'm looking forward to Liss' reaction to how we've voted too - can someone go and poke her to wake her up?

Love this Lisa - more as soon as you've got the story from your PB!!!! Laughing

 


#178:  Author: JennieLocation: Cambridgeshire PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 9:46 pm


After you, Lesley.

 


#179:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 11:07 pm


Yes, Lesley, do lead the way!

 


#180:  Author: catherineLocation: York PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 11:16 pm


She has been around today but she probably needs a nudge in this direction - Lesley!.

 


#181:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 11:35 pm


By now, she's probably thinking about bed!

 


#182:  Author: MandyLocation: Derry, N.Ireland PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 11:53 pm


oh Lisa, just found my way back to this, lol, ROFL

more please

 


#183:  Author: VikkiLocation: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough....... PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 3:26 am


*echoes the pleas*

 


#184:  Author: Carolyn PLocation: Lancaster, England PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 7:35 pm


Argh Liss was here earlier and hasn't posted on this thread....Lisa please post some more soon somehow!
*Insert pleading smiley of your choice*

 


#185:  Author: catherineLocation: York PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 8:54 pm


Has anyone actually pointed her in this direction? She probably won't know to look here if it's not a thread she visits regularly, if not!

 


#186:  Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 9:09 pm


I don't think Liss actually checks this drabble very often, if at all! Twisted Evil Evil or Very Mad

“I’ll give you anything you like to name!” Vikki pleaded, making big eyes at Granny Patmac.
“Impossible!” Patmac reiterated, and Vikki, eyeing her cautiously, subsided with a mumble that could have meant anything. However, that was not to say she had given up. Before this adventure was over, Vikki aka Don’t Call Me Victoria, would find a way of getting her little hands on ‘Two Chalet Girls in India’ or her name wasn’t, well, Victoria!
Perhaps fortunately for Vikki- Patmac had sharper eyes than that young lady gave her credit for- a third, hitherto unseen, person staggered up from the ground.
KB looked vague. “Haven’t I seen you somewhere before?”
She recieved a glare that froze her. “You certainly, have, Katherine! I hope you have learned how to clean your shoes!”
To Vikki’s amazement, KB turned purple and tried to look invisible.
“Do you know this woman?” Vikki demanded.
KB mumbled something incomprehensible, and Vikki sighed.
Just then, Granny and Aunty gave shrieks of delight and flung themselves on the newcomer.
“Jennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiieeee!” howled Aunty.
Vikki winced.
“Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooow did you get here?” Granny asked, doing an excellent imitation of a dog in the process.
“Do you know these people?” Nell Wilson demanded of Lesley, who was quietly snickering from her vantage point behind Hilda Annersley. Lesley figured that no-one could hurt her there.
“What?” Lesley was to busy watching the bemused expressions on the faces of KB and Vikki to pay much attention to the Head of St Mildred’s. And then there was the argument that appeared to be in progress, strictly sotto voce, between the two witches. Lesley could hear some of it.
“I’m not your other half!” Carolyn screeched quietly – if such a thing is possible- into RTW’s ear.
“I never said you were!” snickered RTW. “I don’t need another half, sweetie. What a shame that you do!”
“I don’t!” Carolyn expostulated. “I can be evil enough for the two of us, just you see!”
RTW raised an eyebrow and waved her magical broomstick-cum-crutch at her so-called ‘friend.’ “All by your lickle self?” she jeered.
Carolyn swiped the broomstick and thwacked RTW on the head. To her dismay, RTW simply carried on grinning inanely and provokingly.
“Now, now, play nicely,” RTW said. “Don’t forget our aim! Universal domination! All we need is our third.” RTW paused and glared at Carolyn. “Especially since you’re not a social piranha!”

 


#187:  Author: pimLocation: the place where public transport doesn't work properly! PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 9:17 pm


rofl! brilliant Lisa!

 


#188:  Author: catherineLocation: York PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 9:32 pm


More please, Lisa!

 


#189:  Author: LesleyLocation: Rochester, Kent PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 10:42 pm


Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Yep, that's me - hiding and laughing - I do both of them very well!

 


#190:  Author: Carolyn PLocation: Lancaster, England PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 11:14 pm


That was funny Lisa, hope there's more soon.

 


#191:  Author: PatLocation: Doncaster PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 11:18 pm


Hurry up with some more, Lisa!!

 


#192:  Author: catherineLocation: York PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 11:25 pm


You are being bossy tonight, Aunty Pat!!

 


#193:  Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 11:27 pm


That's what I thought, Catherine! Maybe this aunty lark has goone to her head..

 


#194:  Author: catherineLocation: York PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 11:28 pm


It looks like it has! Isn't her postion 'Being taken down a peg or two' at the moment? Could be quite appropriate, don't you think? Wink

 


#195:  Author: pimLocation: the place where public transport doesn't work properly! PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 11:29 pm


But so's yours Catherine... Confused

 


#196:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 11:52 pm


*sigh* Another telling off. Oh, well...

 


#197:  Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 11:56 pm


KB, didn't you see the exchange of posts between Jennie and I yesterday re her time as a Housemistress? You were the first um, 'victim' Laughing to pop into my head!

 


#198:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 12:02 am


And here I was thinking that I'd been so helpful I might avoid any more tellings-off...

 


#199:  Author: EllieLocation: Lincolnshire PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 3:32 am


Oh, I've finally found my way back here *smiles with satisfaction*
Exactly the right drabble to read before going to bed - If I ask very, very nicely please may we have more soon?

 


#200:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 4:45 am


*joins in asking very, very nicely*

 


#201:  Author: catherineLocation: York PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 10:15 am


pim wrote:
But so's yours Catherine... Confused



Yes but I wasn't being bossy!

 


#202:  Author: pimLocation: the place where public transport doesn't work properly! PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 10:24 am


I know you weren't *huggles Catherine*

 


#203:  Author: PatLocation: Doncaster PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 1:46 pm


Actually I'm supposed to be receiving help fromthe form!!
Give me a title, and I'll live up to it! Laughing

 


#204:  Author: AbiLocation: Alton, Hants PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 1:55 pm


*giggles helplessly and joins the requests for more*

 


#205:  Author: SusanLocation: Carlisle PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 4:47 pm


Lisa that was so funny - especially now I know what most of the characters look like.

Joins pleas for more soon.

 


#206:  Author: XantheLocation: London/Cambridge PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 9:39 pm


*feels it is surely time to chant*

Lisa this is fab Very Happy

 


#207:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 10:55 pm


*agrees and starts chant*

 


#208:  Author: SusanLocation: Carlisle PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 1:23 am


Joins chant

 


#209:  Author: VikkiLocation: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough....... PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 3:09 am


*also chanting......*

 


#210:  Author: XantheLocation: London/Cambridge PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 3:10 am


*chants more loudly*

 


#211:  Author: Kathy_SLocation: midwestern US PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 7:41 am


*looks forward to meeting the third of the witchly trio Twisted Evil *

*Expects them to outdo their Shakespearian counterparts.*

 


#212:  Author: JennieLocation: Cambridgeshire PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 6:00 pm


Are you really sure that you want to meet the third witch?

 


#213:  Author: Carolyn PLocation: Lancaster, England PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 8:25 pm


Knowing who the third one must be...YES! But I musy protest, I'm not a witch, I'm an inocent ikkle lambkins.

 


#214:  Author: DonnaLocation: Liverpool PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 8:39 pm


Carolyn P wrote:
I'm an inocent ikkle lambkins.


If you say so dear. Very Happy


*thinks Carolyn must have forgotten a little drabble entitled Holocaust and points her in the right direction*

 


#215:  Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 10:14 pm


Don't worry, Donna. She's really a wolve underneath. She seems to have selective memory re that particular drabble! Wink

Folks, I hate to break it to you, but unless I find myself unable to sleep later there'll probably be none of anything tonight. Maybe maybe a little RN. Depends if the bunny bites! I'm shattered- I think I haven't been getting much sleep plus i walked into my class tonight and suddenly went comatose..spent the whole time physically holding my eyelids up!!!

 


#216:  Author: MandyLocation: Derry, N.Ireland PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 10:27 pm


*sends Lisa to bed with hot chocolate and marshmallows*

 


#217:  Author: Carolyn PLocation: Lancaster, England PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 10:58 pm


I'm trying to live Holocaust down, trying very hard...all my other stuff has been serious...well almost.

I'm not a wolf....just don't look at my teeth too closely.


Lisa, I hope you get plenty of sleep tonight. Sending virtual hugs and chocolate.

 


#218:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 11:05 pm


Does that mean there might be some in the morning? *hopeful*

 


#219:  Author: PatLocation: Doncaster PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 11:16 pm


Your just a soft teddy bear, aren't you Carolyn! So watch for RTW's scalpel!!!

 


#220:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 11:18 pm


*a little worried for Carolyn's safety all of a sudden*

 


#221:  Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 11:19 pm


*rofl* Poor poor Carolyn! I wonder if RTW would take the same amount of care with Carolyn as she did with the teddy bear?

None of this tonight, I'm not in the mood for frivolity, but THERE IS MORE RN UP which i think people are more interested in anyway
*stops plugging* but this is my drabble too,so it's not really plugging, is it? ROFL

 


#222:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 11:20 pm


I'm sure she would! After all, the longer she takes, the most screams she gets to hear...

 


#223:  Author: Carolyn PLocation: Lancaster, England PostPosted: Fri Mar 19, 2004 2:51 pm


Now wondering if I should buy a siut of armour to protect me from the scalpel. Confused

 


#224:  Author: VikkiLocation: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough....... PostPosted: Fri Mar 19, 2004 10:34 pm


AAAW!!! Poor Carolyn!!!

 


#225:  Author: SusanLocation: Carlisle PostPosted: Sat Mar 20, 2004 2:38 am


Feeling very sorry for Carolyn

 


#226:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Sat Mar 20, 2004 6:42 am


Carolyn P wrote:
Now wondering if I should buy a siut of armour to protect me from the scalpel. Confused


I'm sure RTW would find a way around it!

 


#227:  Author: JennieLocation: Cambridgeshire PostPosted: Sat Mar 20, 2004 1:45 pm


More, please, Lisa. Don't leave it there.

 


#228:  Author: AbiLocation: Alton, Hants PostPosted: Sat Mar 20, 2004 5:16 pm


Why is there no more story?

 


#229:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 6:46 am


Maybe Lisa has no more time...

 


#230:  Author: VikkiLocation: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough....... PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 10:04 pm


*prods Lisa gently, in the hope of eliciting more story.......*

 


#231:  Author: PatMacLocation: Yorkshire England PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 10:38 pm


Lisa, as Granny Pat has now caught up, you have permission to post some more.

*well, that might work but ..... *










*worth a try* Rolling Eyes

 


#232:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 6:58 am


*hopes Lisa takes the hint*

 


#233:  Author: AbiLocation: Alton, Hants PostPosted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 4:57 pm


*wonders whether hard prodding might not be more effective*

 


#234:  Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 6:32 pm


Hard prodding, for your information, would knock me out cold. Thus no more drabble!

Actually, I'm in a funny mood at the moment and may not be writing much in any drabble for the next couple of days. For some reason, all I want to do (apart from work, which I must do) is watch TV and relax so I may not be on as often. BUT I'm not abandoning you. And I had another *sigh* drabble idea after finishing Stepsisters for Lorna this morning. As if three wasn't enough to be going on with!

I also have a lovely idea to wind up the Pats here, but still have to work out how to get from A to B...
Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

 


#235:  Author: PatMacLocation: Yorkshire England PostPosted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 6:40 pm


WIND UP THE PATS!!! How disrespectful Wink

 


#236:  Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 6:49 pm


I never did do respect... Wink Just ask KB!! Laughing ROFL

 


#237:  Author: JennieLocation: Cambridgeshire PostPosted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 9:11 pm


Sorry to hear that, Lisa. We'll be waiting for you when you come back.

 


#238:  Author: KBLocation: Melbourne, Australia PostPosted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 11:14 pm


Lisa_T wrote:
I never did do respect... Wink Just ask KB!! Laughing ROFL


Nope, she doesn't! ROFL

 


#239:  Author: Kathy_SLocation: midwestern US PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2004 8:29 am


Quote:
We'll be waiting for you when you come back.

For a minute there I thought a Pat was making threats!
Then I realized it was Jennie being a sincere well-wisher. Laughing

(Wrong thread but -- hey Lisa, only one short week to go! Or so the man in the bookstore assures me.)

(edited because the verb "was" was missing)


Last edited by Kathy_S on Tue Mar 23, 2004 10:19 am; edited 1 time in total

 


#240:  Author: PatMacLocation: Yorkshire England PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2004 8:50 am


Pats making threats - never! ROFL

 


#241:  Author: PatLocation: Doncaster PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2004 10:13 am


No, we never threaten anyone. However, if someone threatens me, Lisa....! Twisted Evil

 


#242:  Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2004 2:39 pm


Well, actually, my idea was aimed at Pat. Think a cross between The Mummy and Jaqueline Kirby.
*retreats to watch people attempt to decipher these clues..*

 


#243:  Author: PatLocation: Doncaster PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2004 2:42 pm


Which Pat, Lisa? You originally said Pats - plural!!!

 


#244:  Author: PatMacLocation: Yorkshire England PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2004 6:46 pm


Watching with interest the developments!!!!

 


#245:  Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2004 10:47 pm


I'm sure Kathy_S could work out which Pat. It's just unfortunate that you can't isn't it? Twisted Evil

 


#246:  Author: PatMacLocation: Yorkshire England PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2004 11:07 pm


As it happens, Either Pat can be in Belfast by 10.50 am tomorrow!

Be afraid, be very afraid Twisted Evil

 


#247:  Author: PatLocation: Doncaster PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2004 11:45 pm


Be careful, Lisa! Be very careful! Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

 


#248:  Author: VikkiLocation: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough....... PostPosted: Fri Mar 26, 2004 1:31 am


Oh dear! Poor Lisa!!!

 


#249:  Author: Lisa_TLocation: Belfast PostPosted: Fri Mar 26, 2004 1:33 am


*giggling at these feeble attempts to intimidate*

 


#250:  Author: PatLocation: Doncaster PostPosted: Fri Mar 26, 2004 9:53 am


But I notice that you haven't posted more drabble!!

 


#251:  Author: JennieLocation: Cambridgeshire PostPosted: Fri Mar 26, 2004 2:22 pm


You're right Pat, perhaps she's pretending not to be scared.

 


#252:  Author: VikkiLocation: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough....... PostPosted: Fri Mar 26, 2004 9:59 pm


Lisa, I think you're being challenged.....

 


#253:  Author: JennieLocation: Cambridgeshire PostPosted: Sat Mar 27, 2004 5:25 pm


Vikki, don't warn her, let it come as a surprise.

 




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