#1: Rabbits! Author: Ann, Location: Newcastle upon Tyne, EnglandPosted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 1:51 pm The girl seated at the computer gives a huge sigh and turns to the rabbit sitting next to her. “Now what shall I do with her?”
The rabbit pauses - he has been shovelling lettuce into his mouth as fast as he is physically able in the hope of finding inspiration - and looks thoughtful. “How about…Matey going on a rampage with a missile launcher?”
“No.”
“Murderous middles?”
“No!”
“A new doctor at the San, then, name of Venables…”
“No!" says the girl firmly. “This isn’t FCS, you know! Get your thinking cap on - you got me into this mess, so you’re going to get me out of it!”
“Kill her off,” remarks the second rabbit. He has black fur and is reclining in an armchair, idly inspecting his claws.
The girl glares at him. “Wasn’t Kitty enough for you?”
“Nope.”
“Well, tough. I think Esther’s suffered enough already. Now shut it, or it’s the pot for you, mister!”
“Hey, don’t blame me!” says the black rabbit, aggrieved. “I wanted you to write the Odette drabble…”
#2: Author: Lesley, Location: Rochester, KentPosted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 2:05 pm He he he he!
yup, that's what they're like...... *feeds Julia more food to keep her quiet, being very very busy working* (and managing to be on here at the same time! )
#6: Author: patmac, Location: Yorkshire EnglandPosted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 4:50 pm I have a lovely recipe for rabbit stew if it's any help?
#7: Author: Carolyn P, Location: Lancaster, EnglandPosted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 8:07 pm Yummy, I love rabbit stew!
#8: Author: pim, Location: St Andrews (right next to the beach)Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2004 9:11 am *sniggers*
Blinkin' rabbits! Hope yours is behaving better now!
#9: Author: Ruth B, Location: Oxford, UKPosted: Thu Oct 07, 2004 9:26 am
Hope the bunny has been shamed into behaving himeself!
#10: Author: Ally, Location: Jack Maynard's Dressing Room!!Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2004 10:32 am *Giggles*
Perhaps you should lock the and together and see who wins??
#11: Author: LizB, Location: Oxon, EnglandPosted: Thu Oct 07, 2004 11:38 am Knowing the habits of bunnies, you should end up with lots more...
Liz
#12: Author: Ann, Location: Newcastle upon Tyne, EnglandPosted: Thu Oct 07, 2004 10:43 pm
LizB wrote:
Knowing the habits of bunnies, you should end up with lots more...
Liz
*wibbles violently at the mere thought* Two is more than enough!