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#1: RTW, Gussie and Miss A Author: Rachel, Location: Plotting in my lair; sometimes in Hampshire, England, UK, Europe, Earth, Milky Way, Universe

Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 11:31 pm

Rachel, Augusta and Miss Annersley stood in silence in the study, surveying each other. Finally Miss A broke what threatened to be a never ending silence.
"Well one of you must be responsible!" she snapped, unable to keep her calm any longer.
"I can assure you it wasn't me," began Augusta, only to have Rachel cut across her with "And I can assure you it wasn't me. In fact, if you care to look at all the evidence, in the correct sequence, chronologically arranged and painted purple, the evidence doesn't suggest it could me at all!" Rachel's voice was becoming highly aggrieved and she was on the verge of hysterical laughter once more.
"But if you paint it green, it could easily have been you!" argued Augusta, much to Miss A's further confusion.
"Paint WHAT?" she enquired in icy tones.
"The evidence of course!" replied Augusta, surprised that the Head Mistress should be ignorant of such a fact.
"It's a Hampshire phrase Miss A," responded Rachel kindly, with a vague idea of letting the HM in on previously withheld information. "One of those regional things, like 'lor' luvaduck' and that kind of thing. Dialect type things."
"Things." said Miss Annersley in a flat voice. "I womder if you have ever considered the richness of the English language Rachel? English-"
"Oh I know!" gushed Augusta. "It's like a richly woven tapestry, full of vitality and-"
"Manners!" snapped Miss Annersley.
"Yes, your manners are rather in abeyance." agreed Rachel, wondering why Miss Annersley should point out such a fact before two students but feeling it would be safest to agree.
"I was referring," said Miss Annersley, "to August'a manners. Although your own appear to be in need of examining."
Rachel looked thoughtful. "But if Gussie's manners are awful for interrupting, wouldn't that make yours-"
"We are not here to discuss my manners, morals or motivations." replied Miss Annersley at her stateliest, and wondering privately why she hadn't left this discipline to Miss Wilson. "We are here to discuss who is responsible for the shocking behaviour I observed in the upper fourth class room this afternoon."
"I can assure you it wasn't me," began Augusta again, only to have Rachel cut across her once more with "And I can assure you it wasn't me.
"Enough!" thundered Miss Annersley at her most impressive. "I want the facts, plain facts, nothing but facts! Do you both understand me?"
"When you say plain facts," asked Rachel, "does that mean you don't actually want any interpretation or reasonings for said behaviour in the upper fourth class room?"
"Or would you rather we gave you the slightly less plain but more believable facts?" enquired Augusta politely.
"I wish for you to tell me, in words of one syllable or less if possible, exactly what was occurring in the upper fourth class room when I walked in there earlier today and found the two of you screaming at each other at the top of your voices."
"I" said Rachel, mentally counting, "was in the class with Gus and we said we should play a game and see who can shout the loud...er"
"And I said I thought that would be a good think as long as no teacher would hear us." continued Augusta.
"So I said I thought we would be safe in the up four class room as it is so far from the staff rooms." said Rachel.
"Girls, when I said 'words of one syllable or less', this was merely a turn of phrase. Please tell me this story as sensibly as possible." Miss Annersley would have glared if she had had any strength, mental or physical, left.
Rachel and Augusta looked silently at each other, realising the time had come to make a full and frank confession. Rachel nodded at Augusta, who shook her head violently before nodding at Rachel.
Miss Annersley watched this little byplay soundlessly, realising that she had already been at this stage once today in conversation with this pair. Her mouth opened, but no words came out as she realised this was not the way to treat the pair of sinners before her.
"Are you feeling sick Miss Annersley?" asked Augusta in genuine interest, never having been fortunate enough to observe a mistress throwing up right before her eyes before.
"Certainly not!" snapped out Miss Annersely.
"Oh thank goodness for that!" remarked Rachel.
Miss Annersley turned a weak smile on the girl who seemed sympathetic to a mistresses illness.
Rachel continued, "It would be so unfair if we were the only two in the school to get to see that!"
Miss Annersley's weak smile turned into an even weaker glare, which Rachel beamed back at. Rubbing a hand across her temple, Miss Annersely murmured, "Just tell me what you were playing at in the upper fourth class room, before I send for Matron to deal with the pair of you!"
"We were being banshees," replied Rachel promptly.
"And banshees always scream," added Augusta.
Miss Annersely pressed the bell and asked the maid to fetch Matron.
"But we told you!" argued Rachel.
"Yes, you told me before I sent for Matron," replied Miss Annersley, mentally resolving to avoid any and all further conversations with this pair of sinners.

#2: Author: catherine, Location: York

Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 11:39 pm

*giggling*

Poor, poor Miss Annersley! But really, she should know better than to try to take you to task, Rachel!

Wonderful!

*would like to see what happens with Matron!*

Last edited by catherine on Sat Mar 13, 2004 11:39 pm; edited 1 time in total

#3: Author: Rachael,

Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 11:39 pm

#4: Author: Cumbrian Rachel, Location: near High Wycombe

Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 11:39 pm

*giggling wildly!*

Do we get to see more of what happens when Augusta and RTW get together? Pleeeeeeeeeeeease!

#5: Author: pim, Location: the place where public transport doesn't work properly!

Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 11:42 pm

Oh Rachel that's brilliant! Sooooooooooooooooooo good, fab-u-leuse, super-fantastique and other superlatives. Poor, poor Miss A!

A very sad tale indeed... ROFL

#6: Author: Cazx, Location: Swansea/Bristol

Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 11:43 pm

Poor Miss Annersley!!!!!! Will she ever recover from that!!!!!!!!!
That was wonderful RTW!!!! Laughing

#7: Author: Carolyn P, Location: Lancaster, England

Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 11:44 pm

RTW. Thank you so much.

That was such a good laugh.

#8: Author: Pat, Location: Doncaster

Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 11:44 pm

Lovely Rachel!!

#9: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 11:46 pm

wonderful marvellous hysterical!! Rachel, you're a comic genius- so is Abi for inventing Gussie in the first place!

#10: Author: Sarah_K, Location: St Albans

Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 11:48 pm

BRILLIANT

I'm feeling more than a little sorry for Miss A now though, maybe she needs some Baileys?

#11: Author: Lesley, Location: Rochester, Kent

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2004 12:09 am

Wonderful Rachel, Miss A definitely needs a drink now! Looking forward to seeing if Matron has any more luck dealing with RTW and Gussie!

#12: Author: Rachel, Location: Plotting in my lair; sometimes in Hampshire, England, UK, Europe, Earth, Milky Way, Universe

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2004 1:09 am

For Lesley, who wanted to know what happens next . . .
(This was an MSN conversation)

Carolyn says:
RTW Lesley wants the scene with matey, you and gussie!!!
Lisa says:
..permanently..
Rachel the Witch says:
I'll come to you then
Pim says:
no!!!!
Pim says:
i don't like doctors!
Lisa says:
LOL
Pim says:
i hate beyond hate having to see a doctor!
Lisa says:
i think we get the idea, Pim.
Pat says:
i think yuo're far enough away Pim!!
Carolyn says:
How about it Rachel?
Pim says:
whew!
Lisa says:
she can fly, yout no
Lisa says:
know!!
Lisa says:
grr
Rachel the Witch says:
how bout what?
Carolyn says:
Lesley's request for the scene with Matey, you and gussie
Pim says:
ooh more stephen!
Rachel the Witch says:
what request?
Lisa says:
please, Rachel..
Carolyn says:
She posted on the thread and I've just told you here twice
Carolyn says:
Please???
Lisa says:
pay attention!!!
Rachel the Witch says:
told me what?
Carolyn says:
RTW!!! Clean your ears
Sarah K says:
go on Rachel *sends chocolate to tempt her*
Lisa says:
i think she's being thick on purpose, Carolyn!
Carolyn says:
and write some more
Pim says:
selective deafness?
Sarah K says:
Stephen's up
Lisa says:
very selective!
Pat says:
how can i read Stephen and this too?!!!!
Pim says:
sssssssh, i'm reading stephen!
Carolyn says:
Off to see more Stephen
Lisa says:
buy a widescreen pc!
Lisa says:
im sure your husband will like that, CArolyn..
Carolyn says:
LOL
Pim says:
sarah it's brilliant! who's got the tissues?
Carolyn says:
Shush I'm still reasding
Rachel the Witch says:
how does one reasd?
Lisa says:
RacheL!
Rachel the Witch says:
yes?
Carolyn says:
typo alert
Lisa says:
you're picking up on everyone else's mistakes and making plenty yourself..
Rachel the Witch says:
me?
Sarah K says:
that's the best way Lisa
Lisa says:
LOL
Carolyn says:
*Sob*
Carolyn says:
That was great Sarah
Lisa says:
where's KB and the tissues?!
Rachel the Witch says:
ok, you want the scene between Matey, Gussie and myself?
Pim says:
who's got the tissues?
Lisa says:
pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
Pat says:
wonderful!
Sarah K says:
yes RTW!!!
Rachel the Witch says:
I have a snot laden hanky
Pim says:
please rachel!
Lisa says:
eww!
Kathy says:
poor Joey
Rachel the Witch says:
ok I'll type the scene here just for you lot!
Sarah K says:
thank you, still want to bash her now?
Pim says:
err, i'll pass on the snot hanky all the same
Lisa says:
you do that..
Rachel the Witch says:
Matey stood in her grime laden negligee, borwn knickers halfway to the ground as susual, surveying Rachel and Gussie
Pim says:
eeeeew!
Carolyn says:
yuk
Rachel the Witch says:
Rachel, her black leathers gleaming smiled at Gussie
Lisa says:
ok, more hilDA'S letters then
Rachel the Witch says:
Gussie swung the handcuffs thoughtfully

susan@tinning34skiddaw.freeserve.co.uk has been added to the conversation.

Lisa says:

Lisa says:
LOL
Pat says:
Hi Sue!
Mandy says:
Hi Sue
Carolyn says:
Hi sue
Sarah K says:
hi sue
Pim says:
hi sue
Lisa says:
poor sue, GA RTW!
Sarah K says:
0_o RTW
Rachel the Witch says:
Matey grinned a trifle nervously, but cleared her throat preparatory to her lecture
Pat says:
How many does that make us now?
Lisa says:
11
Carolyn says:
10
susan@tinning34skiddaw.freeserve.co.uk says:
evening all
Pim says:
rofl!
Pat says:
make up your minds!!
Lisa says:
10 plus you!
Carolyn says:
my screen says 10
Rachel the Witch says:
Before she had time to do more than clear her throat however, Rachel and Gussie had her surrounded
Lisa says:
plus you!
Carolyn says:
Go RTw
Lisa says:
what with?!
Pat says:
don't aks!
Lisa says:
LOL
Mandy says:
I think we had 14/15 one night last week
susan@tinning34skiddaw.freeserve.co.uk says:
not as many as last Saturday then
Rachel the Witch says:
Gussie placed the handcuffs round the scawny wrists, and Rachel whipped a blindfold from her pocket
Pim says:
i say!
Lisa says:
scawny?!
Carolyn says:
Poor Matey
Sarah K says:
!
Lisa says:
*g*
Pat says:
help!!!
Pim says:
*hysterical with laughter*
Lisa says:
you're not surprised are you pat?!
Rachel the Witch says:
the troublesopme fourth formers forced Matey backwards into a high backed wooden chair
Lisa says:
...?
Carolyn says:
and
Pat says:
shell-shocked!
Rachel the Witch says:
the feeble lady's legs buckled, and she sat down hard in the chair
Carolyn says:
evil
Lisa says:
!!! how iunnocent of you
Lisa says:
LOL
Pat says:
i'm too old for this!!
Rachel the Witch says:
once she was seated, Rachel gave a piercing whistle, and the door was flung open to reveal
Lisa says:
rubbish!
Pim says:
drumroll!
Lisa says:
....
Rachel the Witch says:
ooooh - more choccy required!
Lisa says:

Carolyn says:
(Sue this is the follow on from the story RTW put on the board)
Lisa says:
Racheeeeel!
Sarah K says:
RACHEL!!!
Carolyn says:
Go on Rachel
Pim says:
RACHELLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
Pat says:
more!!!
Rachel the Witch says:
to reveal an alsation dog, slavering, drooling and generally making a mess on the carpet
Carolyn says:
Come back and finish
Pim says:
lovely!
Lisa says:
?!Q
Carolyn says:
ergh
Lisa says:
*g*
susan@tinning34skiddaw.freeserve.co.uk says:
I was wondering what was going on!
Lisa says:
LOL
Carolyn says:
thought you might be
Pat says:
RTW - that's what was going on!!
susan@tinning34skiddaw.freeserve.co.uk says:
Pat the 'I'm too old' is usually my line
Rachel the Witch says:
the dog caught the whiff of fear in the room, and Rachel had the grace to blush and kick something unpleasant out of sight
Lisa says:
*g*
Pim says:

Lisa says:
what was the something unpleasant?
Pim says:
matey?
Carolyn says:
feel sick
Lisa says:

Rachel the Witch says:
the cat rolled over and over, angry at such treatment from his pet human, and responded by clawing the nearest flesh
Carolyn says:
who was
Pim says:
*shock*
Lisa says:
lol
Pim says:
matey?
Lisa says:
rachel?
Lisa says:
gussie?
Pim says:
gussie?
Pat says:
EBD?!
Rachel the Witch says:
as the nearest flesh belonged to Miss Wilson, the cat felt he had been duly recompensed for such ill treatment
Lisa says:
LOL
Sarah K says:
lol
Lisa says:
where did she come from?!
Carolyn says:
Giggles
Pim says:
*utter shock*
Sarah K says:
poor MissW
Carolyn says:
poor Bill
Rachel the Witch says:
Miss Wilson crawled out from under Mateys bed wearing little more than a sheepish expression
Lisa says:
!!!!!!!!
Pim says:
oo err!
Rachel the Witch says:
and her utilitarian pyjamas
Carolyn says:
>!
Lisa says:
ROFL!
susan@tinning34skiddaw.freeserve.co.uk says:
??????
Pim says:
LOL!
Rachel the Witch says:
everyone looked at Miss Wilson, who choked a little at the sight of the beautiful, adorable and highly intelligent fourth formers
Lisa says:
*g*
Pim says:
err... *g*
Carolyn says:
Hmmm!
Lisa says:

Pat says:
eh?!! who?!!!
Carolyn says:
Didn't think Iwas there
Rachel the Witch says:
making a strangled "Ummm" sound, Miss Wilson aimed a vicious kick back under the bed
Sarah K says:
ummm
Lisa says:
at what?
Carolyn says:
yessssss....
Pim says:
oh aye?
Pat says:
weren't anyone with intelligence there were there?!
Rachel the Witch says:
the donkey had a little trouble crawling out from under such a low bed, but managed at last, to stand blinking in the strong light
Lisa says:
LOLOLOL!
Carolyn says:
RTW!!!!!
Rachel the Witch says:
yes Carolyn?
Pim says:
*shrieking with laughter*
Carolyn says:
watch it!
Sarah K says:
dying from giggles over here
Rachel the Witch says:
once the donkey had his bearings, he also aimed a kick under the bed
Lisa says:
how did the donkey get there to start with?
Lisa says:
!!LOL
Pim says:
what else is under there?
Rachel the Witch says:
ahhhh you had to ask Lisa!
Pim says:
it's a flippin tardis!
Pat says:
oh it's so much better when you can picture people!!!
Carolyn says:
how many can fit under one bed
Lisa says:
how big is the bed?!
Rachel the Witch says:
a muffled "OUCH!" came from under the bed
susan@tinning34skiddaw.freeserve.co.uk says:
Shades of last week?
Pim says:
from whom?
Lisa says:
Kathye, prob..
Mandy says:
I must go folks, I'm so tired I'm almost falling asleep at the PC.
Carolyn says:
last week?
Pat says:
I thought it was Vikki's car and mine which were Tardises
Rachel the Witch says:
Miss Wilson reached down and began tugging hard, attempting to remove the last person from under Matey's bed
Kathy says:
Night, Mandy!
Lisa says:
Hilda?
Pim says:
who was????
Lisa says:
night!
Sarah K says:
night mandy
Carolyn says:
night
Pim says:
night mandy!
Rachel the Witch says:
"No!" screamed a high pitched voice
Carolyn says:
...
Rachel the Witch says:
"I shant come out! I shant!"
Pim says:
and...
Carolyn says:
who
susan@tinning34skiddaw.freeserve.co.uk says:
People sleeping anywhere and everywhere
Pat says:
coward!!
Lisa says:
*giggles*
Carolyn says:
got you
Mandy says:
Night all, chat to you all tomorrow.
Pim says:
spineless jellyfish!
Lisa says:
drag 'em out!

Mandy has left the conversation.

Rachel the Witch says:
"Bloody will" grunted Miss Wilson, yanking hard at a leg which had appeared
Sarah K says:
spineless jellyfish
Lisa says:
very spineless!
susan@tinning34skiddaw.freeserve.co.uk says:
night Mandy
Pim says:
oh heck!
Lisa says:
it;'ll prob come off
Carolyn says:
hope she's strong enopugh
Lisa says:
the leg
Pat says:
what about the leg?!
Carolyn says:
bill
Rachel the Witch says:
by inches, a prostrate body was brought forth, incidentally flipping the bed upside down as the figure refused to release it's hold on the underside of Matey's bed
Lisa says:
but who is it?!
Carolyn says:
come on
Pim says:
*weeping helplessly*
Caz says:
Just looked to see whats happening now and all I can say is "Huh?"
susan@tinning34skiddaw.freeserve.co.uk says:
giggling weakly
Rachel the Witch says:
Rachel and Gussie stared open mouthed at the figure, which was now busily attempting to tidy it's hair
Sarah K says:
Cazx, RTW is continuing her drabble
Pim says:
but WHO IS IT?
Sarah K says:
WHO
Lisa says:
rachel! *wAILS*
Carolyn says:
(Caz, the cont of RTW's story on the board)
Rachel the Witch says:
"There was no need to be so rough!" protested the figure
Pim says:
joey?
Lisa says:
bets, people?
Caz says:
OOOhhhhhhhhhhh, have I missed much of it?
Lisa says:
who do you think it is?
Carolyn says:
no
Carolyn says:
Lisa I bet
Pat says:
enough!!
Caz says:
Cool!
Lisa says:
who do you bet?
Carolyn says:
scrool up
Rachel the Witch says:
"Bloody was!" replied Miss Wilson, who having watched Harry Potter was particularly taken with the word "bloody"
Carolyn says:
or scroll
Pat says:
whichever!
Pim says:
yes but
Rachel the Witch says:
"Some people are so mean!" cried the figure, crying literal tears
Lisa says:
LOL
Carolyn says:
who
Pim says:
*chortling madly*
Lisa says:
yes, WHO?!
Pim says:
get on with it!
Rachel the Witch says:
"Grow up for goodness sake!" muttered Miss Wilson. "People are looking!"
Pat says:
she's going to string it out as long as poss!!
Caz says:
Loved the HP reference!
Pim says:
*chanting LOUDLY*
Carolyn says:
I need my bed soon
Lisa says:
*joins chant*
Rachel the Witch says:
Jack Maynard attempted to pull hiimself together, but the sight of the donkey was just too much for him
Pat says:
me too!
Lisa says:
LOLOL!
Pim says:
ROFLMAO!
Lisa says:
*shrieks*
Carolyn says:
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Caz says:
Ha Ha!
Sarah K says:
brillian
Lisa says:
so who else is there?!
Caz says:
Lol!
Pim says:
*hysterical*
Rachel the Witch says:
Matey, still bound and blindfolded asked plaintively "Would somebody tell me what is going on in here?"
Carolyn says:
Bill a onkey and Jack
Lisa says:
and WHAT were Jack and Nell doing under the bed?!
Lisa says:
LOL poor Matey
Carolyn says:
with a donkey!
Sarah K says:
she should know
Pim says:
*bangs head on desk*
Sarah K says:
it's her room
Caz says:
What was matey doing blinfolded?
Rachel the Witch says:
"No," replied Miss Wilson, hastily and basely running away
Pat says:
the mind boggles!!
Lisa says:
wimp!
Carolyn says:
what happened to RTW and Gussie
Rachel the Witch says:
The donkey sniggered loudly, rubbed Jack affectionately with his nose, winked and trotted off
susan@tinning34skiddaw.freeserve.co.uk says:
my mind is definitely boggling
Pat says:
dare you ask?
Lisa says:
lol
Carolyn says:
no
Pim says:
lol
Carolyn says:
Who was the donkey if it could do that
Rachel the Witch says:
Jack, after finishing fixing his hair, eyed the gorgeous, educated and fascinating fourth formers meditateively
Pim says:
how do donkeys snigger?
Pat says:
loudly!
Rachel the Witch says:
<snigger> - just like that Pim
Lisa says:
it must be a panto donkey
Carolyn says:
I told you I wasnt there!
Sarah K says:
*raises eyebrows*
Pat says:
are you a donkey Rachel?
Lisa says:
how do you know, Carolyn?
Rachel the Witch says:
the two girls eyeballed Jack back
Carolyn says:
I know my movements thank you
Carolyn says:
RTW vs Jack?
Rachel the Witch says:
Jack slithered from the room, making vague and uneasy comments about being busy, which Rachel and Gussie snickered long and loud over
Lisa says:
but you have no pwer over them in drabbles
Sarah K says:
slithered
Carolyn says:
true
Pim says:
busy!!!!!!!!!
Lisa says:
*snicker*
Sarah K says:
Jack the snake
Lisa says:
that was clever of him!
Caz says:
Lol!
Carolyn says:
Jack busy!*GGGGG*
Rachel the Witch says:
at last the room was populated by only Rachel, Gussie, Matey, the cat and the lsation
Pat says:
as in Alien?!
Carolyn says:
OK
Pim says:
i'm so saving this conversation!
Lisa says:
uh huh...
Carolyn says:
Hope rtw is as well
Rachel the Witch says:
after all this excitement, Rachel and Gussie made quick signs to each other, the gisyt of which suggested they should leave pronto.
Lisa says:
someone should post it to the board!
Rachel the Witch says:
as they tried to leave the room however
Carolyn says:
Hope she will
Pat says:
soon
Pim says:
yessss?
Rachel the Witch says:
Miss Wilson ran back in
Lisa says:
what happens?
susan@tinning34skiddaw.freeserve.co.uk says:
oh yes
Rachel the Witch says:
followed by the donkey
Lisa says:
why?
Sarah K says:
and...
Lisa says:
lol
Pim says:
ROFL!
Lisa says:
jack?
Lisa says:
aq busy jack?
Pim says:
jacks a dinkey?
Pim says:
donkey even
Rachel the Witch says:
the alsation had had enough by this point
Lisa says:
dont blame him!
Carolyn says:
and died?
Sarah K says:
fair enough, poor dog
susan@tinning34skiddaw.freeserve.co.uk says:
not surprised
Pim says:
and ate everybody?
Caz says:
Bit someone?
Rachel the Witch says:
and left the room, swearing never to come to any witch's aid ever again
Lisa says:
lol
Pim says:
don't blame it!
Carolyn says:
yep
Lisa says:
poor dog!
Pat says:
i got a message saying that 'one or more users are typing'!!! Howvermany is that?
susan@tinning34skiddaw.freeserve.co.uk says:
agree with PIm
Carolyn says:
lots
Rachel the Witch says:
the cat, spotting a potential ally in the alsation, slunk out of the room in hot pursuit
Lisa says:
lol!!!
Pim says:
and....
Carolyn says:
hmmm,,,
Lisa says:
and what about bill?
Sarah K says:
and the donkey
Pim says:
slinking in hot pursuit???
Carolyn says:
and everyone else
Lisa says:
lol
Pat says:
hurry up RTW
Rachel the Witch says:
incidentally, catching up with the alsation, clearing the air, agreeing to differ on many points and ending the story happily married and certain to be busy very soon
Pat says:
who?!!
Pim says:
LMAO!
Carolyn says:
and what about the others
Sarah K says:
the cat and the dog
Lisa says:
lol
Lisa says:
that's cross species breeding ok!
Rachel the Witch says:
the donkey reversed into the door, shutting it firmly and refusing to budge, thereby trapping the others ion Matey's room
Pat says:
makes a change from the owl and the pussy-cat!!
Carolyn says:
so?
Pim says:
and....!
Carolyn says:
for how long
Rachel the Witch says:
Matey, unseen by the others, was engaged in rocking the chair back and forwards
Carolyn says:
as she would
Kathy says:
tilting?
Lisa says:
lol was it a rocking chair?
Caz says:
Oh god has she gone mad?
Lisa says:
CRASH!
Rachel the Witch says:
she managed to tilt the chair past the angle of forty seven point six degreees
Pim says:
very precise!
Carolyn says:
she always was mad
Lisa says:
BANG!
Rachel the Witch says:
whioch as everyone knows is the point of no retuirn for a tilting chair
Pim says:
splat!
Sarah K says:
ouch
Lisa says:
ezackly!
Pat says:
Nell does anyway!!
Carolyn says:
naughty
Lisa says:
squashed matey jam on the floor?
Sarah K says:
lol
Pim says:
heckerzunkerly!
Rachel the Witch says:
the chair fell over with a clatter, surprisingly flipping the blindfold from her eyes at the same time
Pim says:
oh!
susan@tinning34skiddaw.freeserve.co.uk says:
oops
Lisa says:
that was clever of it!
Carolyn says:
very
Rachel the Witch says:
and knocking her out cold for a time period of no more than twenty three seconds
Pim says:
exactly
Lisa says:
useless!
Carolyn says:
precise
Pat says:
what, no decimal points?
Pim says:
*g*
Rachel the Witch says:
as her eyes focused once more, she was greeted by the sight of Miss Wilson bending over to assist her
Lisa says:
lol
Carolyn says:
ope this finished soon I need my bed
Pim says:
with the donkey?
Carolyn says:
that would frighten her
Lisa says:
lol she 'll think she's in bedlam
Pim says:
she is!
Rachel the Witch says:
and a donkey apparently doing something behind the science mistress that matey feared to make a guesss at
Pat says:
she is!!
Lisa says:
lol
Lisa says:
!!!!!
Pim says:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pat says:
relieving itself?
Sarah K says:
!!!
Lisa says:
lol
Carolyn says:
Pat"!
Sarah K says:
and RTW and Gussie?
Pat says:
sorry!
Lisa says:
better than any other option eh pat?
Rachel the Witch says:
Matey struggled to her feet and saw that the donkey was actually trying to support Miss Wilson who had put her back out bending over the prostrate matron
Carolyn says:
LISA!!!
Carolyn says:
Thank yhou Rachel
Pim says:
LOLOLOLOL
Lisa says:
LOL, Carolyn this is RTW!
Lisa says:
nice kind donkey!
Pim says:
*places head on desk and moans weakly from laughter*
Carolyn says:
But you mind was in thre gutter not hers
Pat says:
i'm crying!
Rachel the Witch says:
Matey was about to assist Miss Wilson on to the bed when she noticed it's upturned poisition
Lisa says:
my mind is always in the gutter when RTW is writing
Carolyn says:
poor auntie pat
Lisa says:
that's the seffect she has on me
Carolyn says:
why
Carolyn says:
sweetness and light
Rachel the Witch says:
"Has Jack Maynard been in again" asked Matey in acid tones
Pat says:
laughing too much
Carolyn says:
LOL
Lisa says:
?!
Sarah K says:
it's the effect she has an all of us
Lisa says:
see!
Pim says:
*gives up*
Rachel the Witch says:
"Perhaps," answered Miss Wilson
Carolyn says:
only if you allow it
Lisa says:
on what? *interested*
Pat says:
and you don't?
Pim says:
i can't type anymore...
Chelsea says:
Note to self - do not leave conversation and then try and figure our what people are talking about.
Sarah K says:
well he's gone now
Rachel the Witch says:
"And since the donkey is here once more, I assume that means you were here with him?" continued Matey
Carolyn says:
not always
Lisa says:
Carolynb is innocence and sweetness and light remember
Lisa says:
except when she's killing people
Rachel the Witch says:
"Yes," muttered Miss Wilson
Carolyn says:
Thank you Losa
Lisa says:
lol
Pat says:
oh yes! so she is!
Carolyn says:
Lisa
Pim says:
*chokes*
Sarah K says:
what about RTW and Gussie?
Carolyn says:
come on Rachel
Rachel the Witch says:
"If I have told you once, I have told you a thousand times," said matey in her chilliest voice
Carolyn says:
what
Lisa says:
lol, not ot mess around with donkeys?
Pim says:
eek!
Rachel the Witch says:
"I cannot sanction inter species breeding in my own bedroom!"
Carolyn says:
LOL weakly
Lisa says:
LOL!
Pim says:
help!
Rachel the Witch says:
"I mean," she continued, warming to her theme,
Sarah K says:
oh dear *falls off chair*
Lisa says:
does she sanction it elswhere then?
Carolyn says:
getting weaker
Pim says:
*very glad no one else is in...*
Pat says:
naturally
Rachel the Witch says:
"A man and a donkey is perhaps acceptable in certain walks of life <masons koff>
Lisa says:
lol
Carolyn says:
fine
Pim says:
ok
Rachel the Witch says:
BUT, I cannot condone teachers and doctors! It's just not natural!"
Lisa says:
huhhh.
Carolyn says:
!!!
Sarah K says:
dead
Lisa says:
rofl!
Sarah K says:
!!!
Carolyn says:
LOL
Pat says:
what gender is this donkey?
Pim says:
fab!
Rachel the Witch says:
male Pat
Carolyn says:
fabulousssssss
Lisa says:
i dont think it matters any more!
susan@tinning34skiddaw.freeserve.co.uk says:
lol
Pat says:
natch!!
Pim says:
owwwwwwwwwww, it hurts!
Lisa says:
*hysterical*
Rachel the Witch says:
Miss Wilson admitted this to be true, and agreed to continue a course of Mateys spoecial doses in order to relieve her of this unnatural taking for doctors
Carolyn says:
I've laughed this evening, thank you RTW
Lisa says:
LOL
Pim says:
ROFL!
Pim says:
*slides elegantly off chair*
Lisa says:
*cant laugh anymore*
Rachel the Witch says:
After banishing Miss Wilson and the donkey to make their way through the school as best they could, Matey turned on the unwitting sinners
Rachel the Witch says:
"And as for you two!"
Carolyn says:
go on then
Lisa says:
oh they're still there?
Carolyn says:
yes
Pim says:
i ache everywhere!
Sarah K says:
at last
Carolyn says:
likewise
Rachel the Witch says:
"Your behaviour today has been absolutely shocking! You can sink no lower. You are a disgrace to the school"
Pim says:
oh no!
Lisa says:
LOL!
Carolyn says:
never
Lisa says:
and Bill's isnt?!
Sarah K says:
pot kettle
Pat says:
she would know!
Kathy says:
Is Matey still handcuffed to the chair remains?
Carolyn says:
good q kathy
Lisa says:
*shrieks at this picture*
Lisa says:
what happened to the angels wing cap?
Rachel the Witch says:
The two girls refused to catch one anothers eyes, biting the insides of their cheeks in order not to let out any hint of their true emotions
Pim says:
*feeling slightly sick from laughter*
Pat says:
please post this on the board Rachel!
Carolyn says:
You must, with the comments as well
Lisa says:
if she doesn't one of us will- complete with comments
Pim says:
just post the whole conversation!
Rachel the Witch says:
Matey, assuming the flush on their cheeks and the strangulated sobbing noises came from their complete and utter humiliation over their appalling behavioour, decided to be magnaminous
Carolyn says:
how do we save it
Lisa says:
that's a first!
Pim says:
how little she knows
Carolyn says:
HA
Lisa says:
in file
Pim says:
file and save
Sarah K says:
nice of her
Lisa says:
like a normal doc
Rachel the Witch says:
"Very well girls, I see you have learnt your lesson," she said softly
Lisa says:
its saves as a text file

vikki has been added to the conversation.

Rachel the Witch says:
"For the rest of this term, you will not be permitted to be alone."
Lisa says:
lol

Angel has been added to the conversation.

susan@tinning34skiddaw.freeserve.co.uk says:
Hi Vikki
Pim says:
oh heck!
susan@tinning34skiddaw.freeserve.co.uk says:
Hi ANgel
Pim says:
hi vikki, hi angel!
Carolyn says:
Hi all
Rachel the Witch says:
"At any free time, you must come here to me, and I will supervise you
Lisa says:
*wabves*
Lisa says:
go on..
vikki says:
Hiya!
Angel says:
why 'heck'
Sarah K says:
angel and vikki prepar to be confused
Carolyn says:
no
Lisa says:
to show them how to interbreed
Sarah K says:
poor things
Pat says:
and laugh too!
Lisa says:
oh drat it!
Sarah K says:
LISA!!!
Angel says:
*scared*
Rachel the Witch says:
Rachel risked a hasty glance at Gussie, and immediately regretted it
Lisa says:
i bet she did!
Pim says:
will they do what we are now?!
Carolyn says:
LOL
Pat says:
i would too
Angel says:
*runs away and hides from the madBB*
Pim says:
*collapses in a heap*
Rachel the Witch says:
Gussie mistook the glance for instructions to continue with the original plan
Carolyn says:
(cont of RTW's story on cbb earlier)
Lisa says:
which was...?
Sarah K says:
go read RTW's drabble on the board Angel
Lisa says:
the original plan i mean
Sarah K says:
and...
Pim says:
drumroll
Angel says:
can't get at the board
Angel says:
and I'm scared of RTW's drabbles
Rachel the Witch says:
from her pocket, Gussie pulled out a small vial containing three small blue items
Lisa says:
come on Rachel..
Carolyn says:
*huggles*
Sarah K says:
use the temp address (with the numbers in it)
Pim says:
*chanting*
Carolyn says:
what was inside
Lisa says:
*chants*
Sarah K says:
small blue...
Lisa says:
*bangs*
Rachel the Witch says:
Rachel decided it was useless to pretend she was ignorant of the plan so followed Gussie's lead
Pim says:
*sings tunelessly*
Lisa says:
*groans* cpome on!!!
Pat says:
more!
vikki says:
Okay! I'm confused!!
Rachel the Witch says:
in a flash, Matey found herself strapped to the underside of her own bed
Lisa says:
lol
Lisa says:
LOL!
Sarah K says:
oh dear...
Pim says:
*explodes*
Carolyn says:
scroll up and read fromthe beginning
Rachel the Witch says:
this was a small refinement on the orignal plan, but Rachel felt it was far more apt
Lisa says:
was that the little blue things?
Pim says:
you cant do that if you come in halfway through carolyn
Carolyn says:
definatly
Carolyn says:
sorry
Pim says:
it'll have to be posted!
Lisa says:
it will!
Rachel the Witch says:
suddenly Rachel realised one aspect of the plan was missing now that the alsation and the cat had eloped
Lisa says:
with a health warning
Lisa says:
LOL
Pim says:
absolutely!

Angel has left the conversation.

Carolyn says:
it will.
Lisa says:
dare i ask why?!
Sarah K says:
the plan...
Rachel the Witch says:
humming and hawing under her breath, Rachel opened the door of Matey's room, and looked round catuiously
Pat says:
have we frightened angel off?
Pim says:
oops
Carolyn says:
probably
Lisa says:
we must have!
Rachel the Witch says:
spotting a small nervous looking weedy junior, Rachel summoned her over
susan@tinning34skiddaw.freeserve.co.uk says:
poor Angel
vikki says:
I think ypou havc
Lisa says:
lol glad to c u r braver Vikki!
Rachel the Witch says:
Carolyn quaked all over, accidentally haveuing an accident in fear
Pat says:
are you braver Vikki??
Lisa says:
LOL!!!!
Lisa says:
poor Carolyn!!
Pim says:
ROFL!
Pim says:
oh no carolyn!
Carolyn says:
RTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rachel the Witch says:
"Eeeeeeeeeewwwwww!" said Rachel shoving the sdmall girl away
Pat says:
oh Carolyn!! shame!!
Lisa says:
*hysterical*
Caz says:
It's still going on!
Carolyn says:
JUST U WAIT

Sarah K says:
revenge!
susan@tinning34skiddaw.freeserve.co.uk says:
Poor Carolyn
Rachel the Witch says:
Carolyn stumbled off, attempting to run away from the trickle of liquid that appeared to be following her
Caz says:
Will have to save conv and read it tomorrow!
Lisa says:
LOL!
Pim says:
oh poor poor carolyn
Lisa says:
*splutters*
Carolyn says:
will be revenged somehow, somwhere, somewhen
Rachel the Witch says:
spying another junior, Rachel summoned this one over with a slightly kinder expression on her face
vikki says:
Oh good grief! what have I landed in the middle of?
Lisa says:
eek1
Rachel the Witch says:
this junior, who had no name
Carolyn says:
A RTW story
Lisa says:
Lol
Pat says:
don't aks Vikki!
Rachel the Witch says:
smiled happily up at the impressiviely attractive fourth former
susan@tinning34skiddaw.freeserve.co.uk says:
just enjoy
Lisa says:
lol
Pat says:
who?!
Lisa says:
modesty not one of your virtures, RTW?!
Rachel the Witch says:
Rachel smiled back, bearing in mind that this child might be worth cultivating if she ever finished this story
Pat says:
obviously not!!
Carolyn says:
RTW seems under some misaprehensionas top her own attributes
Lisa says:
she does!
Pim says:
*moans helplessly*
Kathy says:
Could be Gussie she's describing.
Carolyn says:
Hope she does finish and soon
Sarah K says:
I doubt it
Rachel the Witch says:
giving the girl a message, Rachel flashed another of her dazzling smiles at the child, and withdrew into Mateys room
Rachel the Witch says:
Gussie had been busy
Lisa says:
she's on a roll!
Lisa says:
!!!
Pim says:
busy?!
Sarah K says:
busy?
Lisa says:
how did she manage that?!
Carolyn says:
BUSY!
Rachel the Witch says:
not that kind of busy
Pat says:
miracles now!!
vikki says:
Matey must be slipping
Rachel the Witch says:
Gussie had not spent her time unproductively
Lisa says:
immaculate conception atr the CS...
Carolyn says:
what had she done
Lisa says:
lol!
Pim says:
oh bum, my windows started jumping!
Rachel the Witch says:
Matey, though still attired in her dingy negligee
Carolyn says:
had...
Pat says:
what a sight!
Rachel the Witch says:
and her minging knickers
Lisa says:
eww!
Carolyn says:
yuk
susan@tinning34skiddaw.freeserve.co.uk says:
what a thought
Pim says:
euurgh
Rachel the Witch says:
was also now wearing her nagels wings cap
Lisa says:
LOL
Sarah K says:
lol
Lisa says:
was this freshly starched?
Pat says:
ow!!!
Carolyn says:
ready for business
Rachel the Witch says:
this cap, the subject of many suppositions
Lisa says:
or minging?
Carolyn says:
?
Pat says:
pictures a feathered head-dress!
Rachel the Witch says:
was also now bearing a new motto, hand written in Gussie's bestestest writing

Pim has left the conversation.

Lisa says:
*spluttered at pat*
Rachel the Witch says:
bye Pim
vikki says:
*groans weakly*
Lisa says:
she must have gotten the chop- pim

Pim has been added to the conversation.

Lisa says:
what was rthe mottot?
Rachel the Witch says:
Rachel eyed the motto with distaste, removed the cap and chucked it idly in the incinerator
Sarah K says:
saying...
Rachel the Witch says:
"Really Gussie!" Rachel remonstrated with her equally good looking peer
Pim says:
eek!
Lisa says:
lol
Rachel the Witch says:
Gussie smirked
Rachel the Witch says:
"I thought it apt!" she protested, looking with longing in the direction of the incinerator
Lisa says:
but what wa sit?!
Carolyn says:
but what did it say
Carolyn says:
and what is going to happen
Rachel the Witch says:
"Never mind that now!" snapped Rachel, having learnt a thing or two during the interview with Miss A which had started this whole session
Lisa says:
lol
Pim says:
*giggles*
Rachel the Witch says:
"We've very little time!"
Carolyn says:
and what will end it...
Lisa says:
what, how to snap?
Rachel the Witch says:
A tap at the door proved the truth of these words
vikki says:
Ah! Is this in reply to a KB interview?
Lisa says:
nope!
Pim says:
sort of
Sarah K says:
vikki, look on the board
Sarah K says:
RTW's newest drabble
Carolyn says:
no, Rachel's new short drabble
Pim says:
started out an idea in revenge tho - we just encouraged rachel
Lisa says:
gussie miss a and rtw
Rachel the Witch says:
Rachel motioned to Gussie to hush up, and the two girls sat themselves down carefully at the side of the room, assuming firghtened, innocent expressions
Lisa says:
*snigger*
Sarah K says:
what was the motto!!!
Carolyn says:
It wasn't revenge at all was it?
Pim says:
*chortle*
vikki says:
I'm TRYING to get to the board!
Rachel the Witch says:
the knock at the door was louder this time, and rachel, feigning a perfect sob called out "who is it?"
Carolyn says:
Oh, yes, my stirring, sorry
Pim says:
yes carolyn!
Rachel the Witch says:
Miss Annersely opened the door
Pim says:
aaaaaaargh!
Lisa says:
oooh!
Carolyn says:
LOL
Sarah K says:
oooo
Rachel the Witch says:
she surveyed the room, the state of Matey's bed, and the state of Matey
Lisa says:
and did a runner to the nearest loony bin?
Pat says:
oh dear!
Pim says:
help!
Rachel the Witch says:
she looked in distaste at the sight of the donkey droppings
Carolyn says:
!
Lisa says:
*wincing in anticipation*
Rachel the Witch says:
she spotted Jack Maynard's hairbrush and comb
Pim says:
*pulls self together*
Lisa says:
lol!
Pim says:
oh no!
Rachel the Witch says:
She saw Miss Wislons hanky
Carolyn says:
she recognised them!
Lisa says:
of course, that wonderful eyesight..
Kathy says:
hanjy?
Lisa says:
hanky!
Carolyn says:
hanky I presume
Caz says:
Right going to bed,
Lisa says:
bye caz
Pim says:
night caz!
Caz says:
night all!
Pat says:
by Caz
Carolyn says:
I need to as well but want to see the end
susan@tinning34skiddaw.freeserve.co.uk says:
night Caz
Rachel the Witch says:
In short, she took in the whole room, including the two terrified fourth formers, clutching each other and sobbing openly at the sight of a saviour
Carolyn says:
night caz
vikki says:
Okay, You do not want to know the image I now have of Matey's room!!!
Lisa says:
lol

Caz has left the conversation.

Pim says:
lmao
Carolyn says:
as if
Pat says:
sure~!!
Rachel the Witch says:
Miss Annersley approached the tow girls, who winced and drew back from her as though terrified
Lisa says:
so what does she DO top them?!
susan@tinning34skiddaw.freeserve.co.uk says:
oh yeah!
Carolyn says:
until...
Pim says:
bring it on!
Pat says:
hurry up
Rachel the Witch says:
"You poor little girls," murmured Miss Annersley, her soft heart going oiut to them at the terrible ordeal Matey appeared to have put them through
Lisa says:
rachel!
Lisa says:
LOL
Carolyn says:
lol
Pim says:
LOL
Lisa says:
yh....
susan@tinning34skiddaw.freeserve.co.uk says:
lol
Lisa says:
definitely misplaced..but surely that's not all?!
Pim says:
*mops up tears*
vikki says:
*wipes eyes on sleeve
Kathy says:
Wonders how Miss A thinks Matey ended up tied to bed?
Rachel the Witch says:
The girls were led away by gentle hands, tucked into bed with lots of nice hot drinks, sweets, books and promises that justice would be done
Carolyn says:
have a hanjy
Lisa says:
you want to c the rest of it Vik!
Lisa says:
*splitters* what was in the drinks?!
Rachel the Witch says:
there you go - did you all enjoy that?
Pim says:
FAB-U-LEUSE!
vikki says:
Thank you Auntie Rachel the Witch!
Lisa says:
definitely!
Pat says:
what do you think!!!
Carolyn says:
Is Justice to be done!
Lisa says:
*giggles*
Pim says:
brilliant rachel
Rachel the Witch says:
think I should post it to the board?
Lisa says:
mixed with mercy or revenge?
vikki says:
What a luvverly bedtime story
Carolyn says:
Thank you so much, you have been just what I needed tonight
vikki says:
definitely
Pat says:
yes RTW post it!
Lisa says:
oh def def def!!!
Carolyn says:
post it
Rachel the Witch says:
told you Gussie and I could get the better of Miss A!
Sarah K says:
thank you Rachel
Lisa says:
*g*
Pim says:
post it"
Carolyn says:
you did, and you did
Pat says:
hope lesley appreciates it!!
Kathy says:
*speechless*
Lisa says:
lesley will either go daft or haver hysterics!

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#13: Author: pim, Location: the place where public transport doesn't work properly!

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2004 1:19 am

Ow, ow, ow. Still as hysterical second time around!

#14: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2004 1:24 am

*joins with the OWing*
I wonder how much sense it will make to those no present? Wink

#15: Author: Kathy_S, Location: midwestern US

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2004 1:28 am

I think this conversation killed MSN.
*thrown out and unable to get in again*

"Signing into .NET messenger service failed because the service is too busy. Please try again later. 0x81000030e."

(What kind of busy? Inspired by RTW?)

#16: Author: Sarah_K, Location: St Albans

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2004 1:31 am

Poor Kathy!

I can see how this could have killed msn though, I was giggling so hard I nearly came off my chair.

#17: Author: Vikki, Location: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough.......

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2004 3:21 am

Okay! NOW| I understand the conversation I blundered into earlier!!! Wink

#18: Author: Chelsea, Location: Your Imagination

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2004 4:02 am

Vikki wrote:

Okay! NOW| I understand the conversation I blundered into earlier!!! Wink

Care to explain it to me? And I blundered in earlier than you!

#19: Author: KB, Location: Melbourne, Australia

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2004 5:45 am

That is not something one would want to blunder into unawares! I am in sooo much pain from laughing!

#20: Author: Cathy, Location: Australia

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2004 8:08 am

Hmmmm, this explains all the problems that Hotmail was having, as reported all over the news. It was just the cbbers!

#21: Author: KB, Location: Melbourne, Australia

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2004 10:39 am

Give us a chance and we can destroy anything! Twisted Evil

#22: Author: Guest,

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2004 10:49 am

When I said to RTW last night just before I went to bed, that if everyone wanted the "scene" between Matey, Gussie & RTW. Then she should give them a scene between Matey, Gussie & RTW just not the one they expected Shocked

........ Little did I imagine it would turn into this !!!!!!

We'll maybe something closely resembling the start of this............ but.... Shocked

I also said not to post it on the board so.......... Twisted Evil

will go and beat RTW soon Wink

#23: Author: Cazx, Location: Swansea/Bristol

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2004 11:11 am

Hysterically laughing!
Thanks for posting it RTW I did not have a clue what was going on last night but thanks to you posting it then everything's fine now!
*g*

#24: Author: Lesley, Location: Rochester, Kent

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2004 11:14 am

I'm having hysterics thanks very much!
Laughing so hard I nearly choked!

#25: Author: Ally, Location: Jack Maynard's Dressing Room!!

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2004 11:56 am

Fabulous, but nothing is safe with you around!!

#26: Author: BethC, Location: Worcester, UK

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2004 1:13 pm

Ow!
Lisa_T wrote:

Quote:

I wonder how much sense it will make to those no present?

Probably as much as it did to people that were there!

*contemplated adding "Rachel, you really are evil" then realised the futility of pointing this out Twisted Evil

#27: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2004 3:41 pm

Oh, it made perfect sense to us- it was just the poor latecomers who were left going 'eh?!' ROFL

#28: Author: Guest,

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2004 6:10 pm

Worried that it made perfect sense while RTW was writing and I have only caught up on the first part now Exclamation

#29: Author: Susan, Location: Carlisle

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2004 6:35 pm

Of course you have probably guessed by now that was me!

#30: Author: Carolyn,

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2004 8:08 pm

So who was the earlier guest?

RTW that was such fun!!!

#31: Author: Vikki, Location: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough.......

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2004 11:00 pm

Itw as very confusing stumbling into it at the point I did!!!!

#32: Author: Pat, Location: Doncaster

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 12:09 am

We noticed that last night, Vikki! It added to the fun!

#33: Author: Vikki, Location: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough.......

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 12:57 am

*hunts for raspberry blowing smiley*

#34: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 2:21 am

I think

is the one you want, Vikki...

You know, we should write an FCS communal drabble on msn sometime and post it. That'd be fun!! Laughing

#35: Author: pim, Location: the place where public transport doesn't work properly!

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 3:18 am

Oh!!! Good idea Lisa...

#36: Author: KB, Location: Melbourne, Australia

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 8:32 am

What happened to one of the smileys? It's the blue-green one going around in circles. I couldn't see it on people's posts, but I can see it in the reply state. Very odd...

#37: Author: Abi, Location: Alton, Hants

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 1:08 pm

Oh Rachel!!!!!!!!!!
ROFL

#38: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 6:03 pm

I think that answers your q, KB. And the colour is turquoise! Laughing

#39: Author: Kathye, Location: Laleham

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 6:29 pm

Anonymous wrote:

........ Little did I imagine it would turn into this !!!!!!

We'll maybe something closely resembling the start of this............ but.... Shocked

I also said not to post it on the board so.......... Twisted Evil

will go and beat RTW soon Wink

Do I dare confess, it was I, while RTW and I were having a quick ciggie break, chatting on the phone ? Wink

#40: Author: Carolyn P, Location: Lancaster, England

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 7:23 pm

LOL Should have guessed Kathye! Laughing

#41: Author: KB, Location: Melbourne, Australia

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 10:58 pm

Lisa_T wrote:

I think that answers your q, KB. And the colour is turquoise! Laughing

Thank you, miss hoity-toity!

#42: Author: Vikki, Location: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough.......

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 3:06 am

She's getting kinda cheeky isn't she KB?

#43: Author: KB, Location: Melbourne, Australia

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 11:04 am

Sadly, yes. Again...

#44: Author: Liss, Location: Harrow, London

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 2:16 pm

Actually, children, I think you'll find the colour is technically cyan.

#45: Author: Nell, Location: London, England

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 3:14 pm

well thank you for putting us right about that one Liss!!! Wink

#46: Author: Carolyn P, Location: Lancaster, England

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 7:33 pm

Thank you Liss, I always thought of it as tourquiose as well. Nice to learn somethoing new. Smile

#47: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 9:19 pm

So does that mean that Liss is being cheeky as well, KB? *innocent*

#48: Author: catherine, Location: York

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 9:24 pm

You're brave, Lisa!

#49: Author: KB, Location: Melbourne, Australia

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 11:30 pm

Lisa_T wrote:

So does that mean that Liss is being cheeky as well, KB? *innocent*

No, because Liss's exalted position means that she can never be accused of cheek! You, on the other hand...

#50: Author: Carolyn P, Location: Lancaster, England

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 11:59 pm

So what do you all think to writing a comunal drabble on msn?

It could then be posted here in the same way Rachel did.

#51: Author: pim, Location: the place where public transport doesn't work properly!

Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 12:01 am

I think it's a great idea Carolyn, but then I told you that earlier... Very Happy

#52: Author: Carolyn P, Location: Lancaster, England

Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 12:03 am

I thought I'd put the query here as well.

So:

Is it a good idea?

When would you like to do it?

Who wants to write?

Who wants to just read?

Do we have a writing order?

#53: Author: Pat, Location: Doncaster

Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 12:11 am

Aaaaaaarrrggghhh!!! Carolyn!! What do you think of!!!!

#54: Author: Ellie, Location: Lincolnshire

Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 2:12 am

Just read this - I am so glad I wasn't on MSN that night - talk about confusing!
Bl**dy hilarious though, thankd RTW and all the commentaters

#55: Author: Susan, Location: Carlisle

Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 2:49 pm

I think it is a good idea Carolyn.

Ellie I arrived ha;fway through Rachel's writing on MSM and it was a tad confusing luckily someone explained what was happening It was very entertaining.

#56: Author: Katarzyna, Location: Preston, Lancashire

Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 3:01 pm

I am still trying to work out how to use MSN havign finally installed it on the home PC!

oh well, will just have to wait for the next MSN communal drabble

*trying to be patient*

#57: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 3:14 pm

I would suggest doing it some night when there's ten plus of us on, just to add to the mayhem. Maybe someone would like to suggest a title and we'll go from there? Also, it might be an idea to get more 'prolific drabblers' (ie, KB, Lesley and co) on msn as well so that a communal is more or less representative of our collective creative powers.

And I'm sure RTW would be quite happy to start!! Laughing

#58: Author: Cazx, Location: Swansea/Bristol

Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 5:20 pm

I think the communal drabble is a great idea, but can it start tomorrow cause I'm going home on Sat and have no MSN at home!
*Cheeky I know*

#59: Author: Xanthe, Location: London/Cambridge

Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2004 8:39 pm

Ow, ow, OW I hurt from laughing!!!!!!!

#60: Author: Vikki, Location: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough.......

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 2:06 am

*offers Xan some water*

#61: Author: Xanthe, Location: London/Cambridge

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 2:08 am

*giggles*

*thinks Vikki would make a SUPERB First Aider*

#62: Author: Vikki, Location: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough.......

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 3:39 am

*pokes Xan*

#63: Author: Xanthe, Location: London/Cambridge

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 3:40 am

*reiterates her earlier statement*

#64: Author: KB, Location: Melbourne, Australia

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 7:28 am

Lisa_T wrote:

Also, it might be an idea to get more 'prolific drabblers' (ie, KB, Lesley and co) on msn as well so that a communal is more or less representative of our collective creative powers.

It's lovely to be thought of in that way, but I'm afraid I have no time, at least for the next few weeks.

#65: Author: Nell, Location: London, England

Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 12:30 pm

yes please do ti and post it here...I only get the msn on Mondays, Tuesdays and some wednesdays and am supposed to be working then...haven't managed to get it working at home yet...so probably won't be involved but would love to read it!!

#66: Author: Vikki, Location: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough.......

Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2004 9:36 pm

Why only Mondays Tuesdays and Wednesdays Nell?

#67: Author: KB, Location: Melbourne, Australia

Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2004 6:36 am

Perhaps because that's when her shifts are!

#68: Author: Nell, Location: London, England

Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2004 12:40 pm

Vikki wrote:

Why only Mondays Tuesdays and Wednesdays Nell?

Cos I can only get it when i'm working in hackney, the firewall at my workplace in Bishopsgate won't let me access msn and my pc at home is refusing to load it too!

#69: Author: Vikki, Location: Possibly in hell! It's certainly hot enough.......

Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 9:51 pm

*huggles Nell!!*
Maybe it's a conspiracy!!

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