LizB wrote: |
any accident that should befall me as a result of falling over a cliff or into water, or encountering a landslide, avalanche, fire, flood, blizzard or any other, unnamed, natural disaster during an excursion, ramble, pantomime, or while partaking in winter sports. |
LizB wrote: |
If the randomly selected pupil is considered suitable, there is the possibility that the individual may prove to be related to the Bettany/Maynard/Russell clan, although the Chalet School Ltd makes no guarantees regarding this. |
LizB wrote: |
The Chalet School Ltd undertakes to provide innumerable lessons on the proper use of ‘can’ and ‘may’. |
LizB wrote: |
I understand that in joining the Chalet School I give up all rights to my age, and no guarantees can be made that it will progress chronologically from year to year. |
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indirectly proportional |
Kathy_S wrote: | ||
*splutters* Thank you, Liz! |
Rebecca wrote: |
*chuckling to herself* Fantastic as ever (and means I'm providing some competition for the other person who's been laughing at random intervals in the computer room!). |
Lesley wrote: |
Loving this! Liz, how about something to explain why, almost without fail, new girls have never read the prospectus and are astounded to discover they willhave to speak French and German every third day! |