Ever read Peter Pan?
The CBB -> Cookies & Drabbles
#1: Ever read Peter Pan? Author: Rachel, Location: Plotting in my lair PostPosted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 10:20 pm

All children, except one, grow up. They soon know that they will grow up, and the way Lissikins knew was this. One day, when she was surfing the net, checking out her website and doing whatever it is admin types do, she realised that the CBB was full of people who had only theoretically acknowledged that childhood had been and gone. With a huge sigh of remorse, she felt it her duty to look into the situation. However, play time beckoned and Lissikins forgot all about it in favour of playing around with more pretty fonts and colours. And so time passed, and the world of the CBB flourished, uninterrupted by the traumas attached to the real world.

A noise disturbed Lissikins from her slumbers. It was a tinkly noise, interspersed with the sound of tiny swear words. Lissikins knew all these words, but pretended to be most shocked.
“Alas, alack and woe is me!” she exclaimed prettily. “Whatever could be making such a tinkly noise?”
The sounds of a teensy tiny raspberry being blown was the only reply Lissikins received, so she rolled over in her bad, taking the covers with her, and once again the sound of snoring was the only sound in the room.

THUD!

Something hit the window, followed by a string of expletives. The tinkly thing sniggered and moved over to open the window, having “accidentally” forgotten to leave it open in the first place.
“Flaming pest! For half a glass of Baileys I’d drown you, you little nuisance!”

Now that the person was safely in the room, they couldn’t resist the urge to strut. They strutted up the room, they strutted down the room. They strutted left and they strutted right. Then they let out what, in a kinder moment would be described as crowing but under present circumstances could only be described as a cackling warble.

Lissikins sat bolt upright.

“Who the hell is THAT?” she demanded.
“It is I!” replied the strutter proudly.
“Err, yer, well done, but “I” who?” asked Lissikins.
“It is *I* - Vikki Pan!” replied Vikki Pan.
“And you are in my bedroom disturbing my sweet slumbers for which particular reason?” asked Lissikins.

The tinkly person sniggered once more and whispered something rude in Vikki Pan’s ear.
“Really?” giggled Vikki Pan, before dissolving into sniggers herself.
“What did it say?” asked Lissikinis suspiciously.
“Ummm, nothing?” suggested Vikki Pan, doing a completely crap job of stopping the sniggers.
Lissikins didn’t believe Vikki Pan and decided to press the issue.
“I demand a proper answer immediately!” she demanded.
“Ok, I was told it wasn’t so much “sweet slumbers” as “attempting to sleep on an air bag” issue. Does that mean anything to you?” added Vikki Pan innocently watching as Lissikins turned an interesting shade of puce.

Tinkly thing shook her little fist in fury before whispering in Vikki Pan’s ear once again.
“What? Oh! Right. Yes. Hey Lissikins, how do you fancy coming with me in the middle of night after I have illegally broken and entered into your bedroom where you are in your underclothes? I can promise to tell you nothing of where we are going and give you no time to let you inform anywhere where I am taking you. Fancy it?”
“Sure! Just let me grab my eyelash curlers . . .”

And with that, Vikki Pan grabbed Lissikins hand and dragged her out through the window.

 

#2:  Author: catherine, Location: Newcastle upon Tyne PostPosted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 10:26 pm

Hoorah!! She's back and as mad as ever!! Very Happy (Rachel that is - or should I say Tink?!!! Wink )

 

#3:  Author: Carolyn P, Location: Lancaster, England PostPosted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 10:31 pm

ROFL!


Wonderful rachel. Love it!

Hope tyo see lots more when I get back from holiday unless you finish it all before Monday night!!!!

(ever hopeful!)

 

#4:  Author: Rachel, Location: Plotting in my lair PostPosted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 10:45 pm

After the two had fallen straight out the window and into the shrubbery, Vikki Pan remembered to get her tinkly friend to splat something all over Lissikins. Vikki Pan had a sneaking suspicion the little tinkly person might have used some highly irregular powder but decided now was not the time to quibble. Catching hold of Lisskins hand once more, she dragged her into a neighbouring garden where some child whose parents obviously had more money that sense had installed an Olympic sized trampoline in the garden.

The two bounced for several minutes, Lissikins in slight bemusement and Vikki Pan with a look of intense concentration. All of a sudden, Vikki Pan let out a huge “WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” and dragged Lissikins skywards.

“Where are you taking me?” shrieked Lissikins over the noise of the airplanes underhead.
“Second star to the right and straight on til I say so!” shrieked back Vikki Pan.
“That doesn’t make any sense!” called back Lissikins.
“Does too!” argued Vikki Pan, taking a discreet nip from a hip flask marked “for medicinal purposes only”.
Lissikins gave Vikki Pan a shrewd look.
“Hand it over,” she demanded.
“Hand what . . .” Vikki Pan’s voice trailed off as Lissikins made a grab for the flask, inadvertently spilling all the contents over the town of York.

Vikki Pan made rude noises for the rest of the journey, refusing to listen to any of Lissikins apologies. After several hours of muttering, Vikki Pan pointed her free hand to the left.
“Behold! My home!”
“Errr, very nice?” Lissikins thought after the Baileys hip flask fiasco she ought to be positive, but secretly she wasn’t quite sure what she was supposed to be looking at.
“The tree, the TREE!” said Vikki Pan crossly. “It’s my home,” she added proudly.
“Oh dear, I’ve just remembered, I left my, um, my . . .” Lissikins wravked her brains. “I left my airbed at home! I can’t possibly stay without it!”
“Not to worry gentle maiden - we have one ready for you - complete with sleeping bag!”
Lissikins let out a subdued groan.
“Lead me to my doom!” she declared melodramatically.

 

#5:  Author: catherine, Location: Newcastle upon Tyne PostPosted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 10:49 pm

Rachel wrote:
“Does too!” argued Vikki Pan, taking a discreet nip from a hip flask marked “for medicinal purposes only”.
Lissikins gave Vikki Pan a shrewd look.
“Hand it over,” she demanded.
“Hand what . . .” Vikki Pan’s voice trailed off as Lissikins made a grab for the flask, inadvertently spilling all the contents over the town of York.



Worried now ....

 

#6:  Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast PostPosted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 10:50 pm

ROFL And does Vikki Pan happen to have a camera by any chance?

 

#7:  Author: Lesley, Location: Rochester, Kent PostPosted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 11:06 pm

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

 

#8:  Author: Xanthe, Location: London/Cambridge PostPosted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 11:26 pm

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

I hurt from laughing now...

 

#9:  Author: Rachel, Location: Plotting in my lair PostPosted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 11:27 pm

Little tinkly person flew ahead of Vikki Pan and into the tree trunk house. It was a bit of a squash cos it was a very small tree. More of a sapling in fact. Vikki Pan looked around her home and attempted to pull Lissikins in behind her.
“No way! Uh-uh! No! Nope! Never! Nada!” shrieked Lissikins.
“Oh for goodness sake,” sighed Vikki Pan, thumping Lissikins hard on the head. Once Lissikins was unconscious, Vikki Pan dragged her forcibly into the sapling and chucked her casually onto the air bed.

A rustling sound was heard outside the tree and many footsteps came close.
“Oooooooooooh!” exclaimed the clarion tones of one of the ‘Lost CBBers’.
“Quiet Lisa-T-Mary-Lou!” responded Vikki Pan. “I’ve only just got her to shut up!”
“You know you could have done it in a far simpler way,” argued Lisa-T-Mary-Lou.
Vikki Pan groaned. “Yes, I know, you would have done it completely differently, but I had to act fast!”
“*I* would have done it in a far better way. First I would have . . .”
Lisa-T-Mary-Lou’s voice died away as the little tinkly person administered a swift dose of something via more powder sprinkled over her head. Tinkly sniggers followed this and Vikki Pan was hard pressed not to join in.
“That was very naughty of you really Tink!” she scolded. “But justifiable under the circumstances I suppose.”
Tink nodded vigorously, and calculated how much powder she had left. She whispered a suggestion into Vikki Pan’s ear, which Vikki Pan managed to look suitably shocked at.
“No Tink! I don’t think there is any call for that at ALL!”
The tiny voice muttered something that sounded as if it possibly began with “bug” and ended with “grit!”, but that could have been imagination.

“Vikki Pan, is this person here to be our new Squeen?” asked a cute wee CBBer.
“Dunno, hadn’t thought that far yet,” replied Vikki Pan. “S’pose we could ask her!”
“Well we could if she was conscious,” came a muttering from the floor where Lisa-T-Mary-Lou was gradually coming round.

After Lissikins came round, Vikki Pan and the Lost CBBers put their proposition to her.
“That depends,” replied Lissikins cautiously. “What does it entail?”
“Oh, not much,” replied Vikki Pan breezily. “You just have to oversee our manners and morals, occasionally remind us of the rules and entertain us.”
“That sounds most acceptable!” Lissikins beamed at them all. “When would you like me to start?”
“Now!” cried the CBBers with one voice, bouncing excitedly. “Entertain us now please dear Squeen!”
“Of course dear girls, would you like me to tell you a story?” Lissikins settled herself comfortably. “Once upon a time . . .” her voice trailed off as most of the CBBers burst into tears.
“What’s wrong dear children?” asked Lissikins.
“You said you would entertain us!” replied Vikki Pan, almost in tears herself.
“But I am! I am going to tell you a fabulous story of Princesses, Dukes and evil cousins!”
“That’s not entertainment!” replied Vikki Pan.
“Certainly isn’t!” agreed Lisa-T-Mary-Lou.
“But what would you like me to do to entertain you then?” cried Lissikins, determined to fulfil her duties as Squeen properly.
“Go to bed!” cried all the lost CBBers in glee, pointing to the airbed cum sleeping bag.
Lissikins face paled.

 

#10:  Author: Lesley, Location: Rochester, Kent PostPosted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 11:35 pm

And again ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

(Would like to know how Lisa-T-Mary-Lou was silenced!*

 

#11:  Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 1:07 pm

I hate to think!!!!!!! Shocked

 

#12:  Author: Gem, Location: Saltash, Cornwall (holidays), Aberystwyth (termtime from September) PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 1:24 pm

Can't wait to see what Liss comes up with for Rachel's almost certain "new and improved" avatar quote! *g*

Wonderful, Rachel! Particularly love the "for half a glass of Baileys I'd drown you!"

 

#13:  Author: Rachel, Location: Plotting in my lair PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 2:13 pm

After Lissikins had gone to bed seventeen times, the ‘Lost CBBers’ pronounced themselves adequately entertained for one night. The girls all made their way from the tree home, chattering merrily and gleefully anticipating the joys of much more entertainment still to come. Lissikins ruefully surveyed the state of the room before collapsing in a heap on top of Vikki Pan.

Tink gave another one of her patented sniggers before fluttering out of the tree, waving one hand in what Lissikins charitably considered to be a wave but Vikki Pan was certain was more of a hand gestured expletive.

“She’s so cute!” gushed Lissikins once Tink was out of hearing. “Can I keep her?”
“Certainly not!” replied Vikki Pan. “She doesn’t belong to anyone, not anymore.”
“But where did she come from?” demanded Lissikins. Vikki Pan settled herself more comfortably and began her story.

“You see, Lissikins, when the first Internet Connection went live, the connection broke into a thousand pieces, and they all went shizzing about, and that was the beginning of fairies.” Vikki Pan smiled benignly. “Comprendez?”
“Ummm, yes?” hazarded Lissikins.
“And so,” went on Vikki Pan, “there ought to be a fairy for every connection.”
“Ought to be?” Lissikins jumped on the words.
“Well yes, there ought to be. Sadly though, so many internet users no longer believe in fairies, preferring to believe instead of fictional ISPs, URLs and WWWs. As if they could ever exist without the fairies who dash hither and thither with all the information! But, whenever an internet user pours scorn on the idea of fairies, another one crashes and dies, instantly snapping the connections and causing the TEM to be released from it’s lair.” Vikki Pan paused for breath.
“Oh how dreadful!” cried kind hearted Lissikins. “Whatever can I do to help?”
“Not a thing,” replied Vikki Pan cheerfully, “which is quite good really cos fairies are evil wee blighters!”

The following morning, Lissikins awoke in the tree home and stretched. Her hands hit straight into something in Vikki Pan’s hands that fell to the floor. Lissikins eyes shot open.
“I hope I haven’t broken anything?” she began anxiously.
“Umm, nope, it’s ok, don’t worry about it,” gabbled Vikki Pan, attempting to kick the object out of sight. Lissikins made a grab for it and pulled a small box like object up to her eye level.
“What is it?” Lissikins asked curiously, turning it over and over in her hands. Suddenly a flash of light appeared, temporarily blinding Lissikins. When the colours ceased to flash before her eyes, the object had magically disappeared from view. “What was it?” asked Lissikins sternly.
“Nuffink,” replied Vikki Pan.
“I said, ‘What was it?’” repeated Lissikins.
“camera” muttered Vikki Pan.
“I see.” Lissikins face paled once again.

 

#14:  Author: Gem, Location: Saltash, Cornwall (holidays), Aberystwyth (termtime from September) PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 2:33 pm

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

Knew the camera would turn up!

ETA: Finding it extremely interesting that both Liss and Vikki are avoiding this thread... *g*

 

#15:  Author: Kathy_S, Location: midwestern US PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 2:46 pm

*giggling uncontrollably*

 

#16:  Author: Lesley, Location: Rochester, Kent PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 3:35 pm

Well there's a surprise VikkiPan and a camera! ROFL ROFL ROFL

 

#17:  Author: Rachel, Location: Plotting in my lair PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 4:54 pm

“Ok, let’s get on with the plot line,” said Vikki Pan when the silence threatened to outlast the drabble.
“Sounds good to me!” agreed Lissikins.

The two went out and began walking through the undergrowth. Lissikins continually got tangled in the shrubbery, but Vikki Pan just seemed to walk under all of it.
“Benefits of being a short-arse,” Vikki Pan called over her shoulder.

Eventually the two, accompanied by the stinky Tink, burst out of the shrubbery and found themselves on the shore of a blue sea.
“Oh how beautiful!” breathed Lissikins, always sensitive to beauty in any form.
“Wrong book,” muttered Vikki Pan, before pointing her arm and declaring dramatically, “There lies my foe! You must help me to vanquish the enemy!”
“Why? What have they done?” asked Lissikins eagerly.

Vikki Pan stood stock still. “D’you know, I haven’t a clue! I’m sure there is a reason somewhere in the back story, but I can’t for the life of me think what it is. Isn’t it sufficient that there lies my foe and I want help vanquishing them?”
“Sounds to me like someone is holding a grudge!” remarked Lissikins.
“Look, are you going to help me or not?” asked Vikki Pan crossly.
“Well, as long as it doesn’t interfere with my Squeening duties, I suppose it will be ok.” Lissikins was determined to uphold her promise to the ‘Lost CBBers’ despite personal humiliation and mortification.

“Look! Mermaids!” squealed Lissikins.
Sure enough, bobbing around in the water was a collection of mermaids. These gentle creatures swam closer to the group on the shore, singing softly tales of the sea.
“Wonder what they taste like?” mused Lissikins, at which the mermaids threw her a disgusted look and swam off as fast as possible, shaking their fists as they went.
“I don’t think you should have done that,” remarked Vikki Pan. “They become relevant later on!”

Vikki Pan and Lissikins made their way to where a huge ship was bobbing about in the blue waters of the sea. A sea shanty could be heard from within, obviously being sung by a variety of people with varying skills in the singing line.
“Ouch! I think my ears are bleeding!” Lissikins muttered to Vikki Pan.
“Shhhhh! They’ll hear you!” Vikki Pan silenced Lissikins by the simple yet effective method of whacking her on the head. Again.
“For the last time, I keep telling you! There is a MUCH easier way of doing that!” Lisa-T-Mary-Lou’s voice floated out of the shrubbery.

 

#18:  Author: catherine, Location: Newcastle upon Tyne PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 5:08 pm

ROFL ROFL


This is great, Rachel!

 

#19:  Author: Xanthe, Location: London/Cambridge PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 6:01 pm

ROFL this is very VERY funny ROFL

Thank you Auntie R

 

#20:  Author: Lesley, Location: Rochester, Kent PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 6:02 pm

Excellent! Laughing

 

#21:  Author: Rachel, Location: Plotting in my lair PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 6:24 pm

Captain Cath-hook had been in York the night before, along with her sidekick, It’s-me,RLH, when she had been hit from above by a missile. Baileys. There was only one person Captain Cath-hook knew who used Baileys as a weapon of choice. Evil Vikki Pan. Captain Cath-hook had instantly grabbed It’s-me,RLH by the upper arms and ordered him to return at once to their ship and prepare for war, to the death!
“But Captain!” whined It’s-me,RLH, “We’re always preparing for war to the death, and every time we have a war to the death, nobody ever dies!
Captain Cath-hook glared in a faintly sinister manner. “If I say it’s a war to the death, then it will be a war. To the death. Now do as you’re told and go back to the ship and prepare the troops.”
It’s-me,RLH huffed a huge huffy sigh but returned to the ship, closely followed by Captain Cath-hook who felt the need to wash her hair.

Now, stood on deck and listening to the sounds of her troops singing “What shall we do with the drunken Abi?” as they casually tossed Abi’s drunken body around below decks, Captain Cath-hook sighed. Abi could be an amazing pirate if it weren’t for her weakness for Rum. Captain Cath-hook could only be grateful that Pirate Abi had fulfilled her secret mission shortly before getting piddled once more.
“Bring out the prisoner!” called Captain Cath-hook.
It’s-me,Rlh brought forth the prisoner and proceeded to tie her to the mast in the best tradition of pirate type stories.
“You’ll never get away with this!” declared Princess Tiger Lulie.
“I think I already have!” smirked Captain Cath-hook.

With a loud attempt at crowing, Vikki Pan flew up on to the deck and stood facing Captain Cath-hook.
“Hurrah! It is I, Vikki Pan! Release your prisoner!” shouted Vikki Pan.
“No,” replied Captain Cath-hook. “make me!”
“Damn,” replied Vikki Pan, wondering why her lines didn’t seem to work as well in reality as they did in her own little mind.
“Ok,” said Vikki Pan, deciding to bravely press on, “Prepare to fight!”

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#22:  Author: Xanthe, Location: London/Cambridge PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 6:32 pm

Hurrah-hurrah!

*happy dancing*

 

#23:  Author: Nicole, Location: New Zealand PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 6:41 pm

*giggling like a fool* Laughing Laughing

absolutely brilliant, RTW.

Looking forward to more!

 

#24:  Author: Chloë, Location: London/Southampton: when away from home planet! PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 7:06 pm

Lol very funny Auntie Rachel the Witch Tinkerbell Bloom

Moree soon please Smile

 

#25:  Author: BethC, Location: Worcester, UK PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 7:44 pm

ROFL ROFL ROFL
Brilliant! Mad, but brilliant!
Any more yet? Please?

 

#26:  Author: Lesley, Location: Rochester, Kent PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 8:04 pm

Yeah, fight! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

 

#27:  Author: catherine, Location: Newcastle upon Tyne PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 8:14 pm

*grins evilly*

Be afraid, Vikki Pan, be very afraid! Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad

 

#28:  Author: Gem, Location: Saltash, Cornwall (holidays), Aberystwyth (termtime from September) PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 8:16 pm

*starts chanting for fight*

 

#29:  Author: Carolyn P, Location: Lancaster, England PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 8:52 pm

This is so funny!!

Do hope to see more and more!

 

#30:  Author: Sarah_K, Location: St Albans/Leicester PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 8:57 pm

*giggles madly*

Absolutely brilliant, I loved the explanation of the fairies especially! Thanks RTW

 

#31:  Author: Ellie, Location: Lincolnshire PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 9:03 pm

Laughing Laughing Laughing
Brilliantly funny.
Looking forward to the fight.

 

#32:  Author: Kelly, Location: Auckland, New Zealand PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 9:19 pm

very, very funny.
More soon please!

 

#33:  Author: JackieJ, Location: Kingston upon Hull PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 9:54 pm

Oh please, more soon.....

*is thankful the Bailies wasn't a little to the south and east, I would have hated for it to have got lost in the Humber*

ETA: Just realised, I'm especially glad that they weren't heading for the same place as Peter Pan, Second Star to the Right and Straight on 'til Morning is a little too close to my house for comfort Wink

JackieJ

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#34:  Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 10:26 pm

*hysterical in spite of being turned into a ML mutation* Where's Vikki? Hasn't she seen this yet?












oh yes. She has to go through the board in a methodical fashion so we'll just have to wait!

 

#35:  Author: Vikki, Location: Sitting on an iceberg, freezing to death!!! PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 10:36 pm

*sigh*

I go away for ONE weekend and look what happens!!!!!

*wanders off in the rough direction of Portsmouth to sort out a certain witch!!*

 

#36:  Author: Rachel, Location: Plotting in my lair PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 11:23 pm

Lissikins had watched in pretend admiration when Vikki Pan flew up on to the ship, but now that she was alone, Lissikins decided to do what any sensible female would do under the circumstances and leg it.
She got at least ten paces before she was tripped up by something at ground level.
Tinkly sniggering immediately revealed exactly who had tripped Lissikins.

“Oh you think you’re soooooo clever!” snapped Lissikins from her prostrate position. “Just you wait!”
More tinkly sniggering was the only reply, and Lissikins was left to pick herself up and look in disgust at the long smears of mud now bedecking her previously gorgeous satin nightie.

Looking around, Lissikins tried to decide which direction she should sneak off in.
A babble of voices halted her in her tracks however, and the ‘Lost Cbbers’ burst out of various hiding places around and about in the shrubbery.
“Squeeny! Where’s Vikki Pan?” they demanded.
“on that ship back there,” snapped Lissikins. “She flew up and started ranting something or other - I didn’t stick around to hear what it was all about. I thought it might be private,” she concluded primly.
The ‘Lost CBBers’ regarded Lissikins mournfully.
“You mean you left her to her fate?” exclaimed Lisa-T-Mary-Lou.
“Well, yes,” replied Lissikins. “She seemed in control.”
“Follow me girls!” shrieked Lisa-T-Mary-Lou. Brandishing various interesting looking weapons, the ‘Lost Cbbers” followed Lisa-T-Mary-Lou immediately.

 

#37:  Author: Kelly, Location: Auckland, New Zealand PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 11:36 pm

lol! Laughing

I absolutely love the names - gets me in fits each time I see another "Lissikins" or "Vikki Pan"!!

Thank you Rachel.

 

#38:  Author: Lesley, Location: Rochester, Kent PostPosted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 3:46 am

Just waiting for 'Lissikin's' response to this!

Thanks Rachel. Laughing Laughing Laughing

 

#39:  Author: Xanthe, Location: London/Cambridge PostPosted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 9:59 am

*sniggering*

heh heh heh

 

#40:  Author: Ray, Location: Bristol, England PostPosted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 10:08 am

Ray *giggles loudly* *snorts coke* *wishes she hadn't* *gets odd look from boss...*

 

#41:  Author: Jennie, Location: Cambridgeshire PostPosted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 10:14 am

ROFL.

Trumpet Trumpet Trumpet Trumpet Trumpet Trumpet Trumpet Trumpet
drummer drummer drummer drummer drummer drummer drummer drummer

for Quidditch

 

#42:  Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast PostPosted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 10:59 am

ROFL *points out to RTW that maybe Lisa T-Mary-Lou and Co are off to support Vikki Pan's searches for, I quote, 'a certain witch'....

ROFL ROFL ROFL

 

#43:  Author: Vikki, Location: Sitting on an iceberg, freezing to death!!! PostPosted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 12:07 pm

Ray wrote:
Ray *snorts coke*


*hopes that Ray meant the liquid variety.........* Shocked Shocked

 

#44:  Author: Ray, Location: Bristol, England PostPosted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 12:37 pm

Vikki wrote:
Ray wrote:
Ray *snorts coke*


*hopes that Ray meant the liquid variety.........* Shocked Shocked


Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

Yes, the liquid (and diet) variety.

Ray *should have known*

 

#45:  Author: Vikki, Location: Sitting on an iceberg, freezing to death!!! PostPosted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 12:42 pm

Well, it had to be done!!!!! Wink

 

#46:  Author: Ray, Location: Bristol, England PostPosted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 12:45 pm

Ray *blows loud and inelegant raspberry in Vikki-pan's direction*

 

#47:  Author: Chloë, Location: London/Southampton: when away from home planet! PostPosted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 3:20 pm

Auntie Tinkerbell Bloom please may we have some more drabble Smile

 

#48:  Author: Susan, Location: Carlisle PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 9:42 am

Rachel this is fabulous, so funny.


Please could we have the next part now I am all caught up.

Thank you so much.

 

#49:  Author: patmac, Location: Yorkshire England PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 12:10 pm

I have a complaint! I didn't find this till today!!!!

ROFL ROFL ROFL
drummer

Hilarious!!!

 

#50:  Author: Lesley, Location: Rochester, Kent PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 6:09 pm

PatMac wrote:
I have a complaint!


Put some ointment on it, Pat! Wink

 

#51:  Author: patmac, Location: Yorkshire England PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 8:04 pm

Lesley wrote:
PatMac wrote:
I have a complaint!


Put some ointment on it, Pat! Wink


poke Lesley!

I suppose I asked for that Rolling Eyes

 

#52:  Author: Gem, Location: Saltash, Cornwall (holidays), Aberystwyth (termtime from September) PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 10:45 pm

*giggles madly*

 

#53:  Author: Nicci, Location: UK PostPosted: Sat Oct 09, 2004 7:18 pm

fantabulously funny Rachel.
just what i needed when i was feeling poorly.

 

#54:  Author: Ciorstaidh, Location: London PostPosted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 2:12 pm

Sheep Sheep Sheep

I didn't find this until today...any more tales of Vikki Pan, Captain Cath-hook et al? pleease?

 

#55:  Author: karry, Location: Stoke on Trent PostPosted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 8:49 pm

echoes Author Message
Ciorstaidh
Quote:
any more tales of Vikki Pan, Captain Cath-hook et al? pleease?


any more????? Pleeeeeease?

 

#56:  Author: RTW on Stupid dial up,  PostPosted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 9:16 pm

Surprised to find this on page one, but flattered as well.

Once I get the paint out of my hair (which may actually take months rather than mere hours) I might attempt to recapture the insanity that began this little tale.

Thanks for the compliments!

 

#57:  Author: Vikki, Location: Sitting on an iceberg, freezing to death!!! PostPosted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 9:24 pm

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACHEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mexican Wave Mexican Wave Mexican Wave Mexican Wave


*dashes over to paint splattered big sis and hugs her thoroughly!*

We've missed you poppet!!!!

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#58:  Author: patmac, Location: Yorkshire England PostPosted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 9:44 pm

Hooray! Welcome back Rachel - even if you are slow on dial up!

*sends lots of turps (paint for the removal of)*

 

#59:  Author: Carolyn P, Location: Lancaster, England PostPosted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 12:07 pm

Tigger
RRRRAAAACCCCHHHHEEELLL!!!!!!!

Welcome back, you've been very missed indeed.

 

#60:  Author: Nell, Location: London, England PostPosted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 1:09 pm

Echoes cries of welcome!! We've missed you!

 

#61:  Author: Pat, Location: Doncaster PostPosted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 3:15 pm

Welcome back Rachel. Hope you're not totally exhausted.

Mexican Wave Jumping Red Blob Jumping Tigger

 

#62:  Author: Dawn, Location: Leeds, West Yorks PostPosted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 4:36 pm

Mexican Wave Mexican Wave Mexican Wave
Mexican Wave RACHEL'S BACK Mexican Wave
Mexican Wave Mexican Wave Mexican Wave

 

#63:  Author: Lesley, Location: Rochester, Kent PostPosted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 6:28 pm

Wave Wave Wave Wave Hiya Rachel! Wave Wave Wave Wave

 

#64:  Author: Jennie, Location: Cambridgeshire PostPosted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 7:10 pm

Hope things soon settle down for you, Rachel.

 

#65:  Author: catherine, Location: Newcastle upon Tyne PostPosted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:01 pm

Welcome back, Rachel! Glad you're back with us!


Party We are not worthy Mexican Wave

 

#66:  Author: Gem, Location: Saltash, Cornwall (holidays), Aberystwyth (termtime from September) PostPosted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:03 pm

Mexican Wave Welcome back, Rachel!!!! Mexican Wave

 

#67:  Author: Ann, Location: Newcastle upon Tyne, England PostPosted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:23 pm

Smile in Box Hello again Rachel - hope the move went well! We are not worthy

 

#68:  Author: Susan, Location: Carlisle PostPosted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 10:51 am

Welcome back Rachel, it is nice to see you. Hope the move and the decorating went well and you are starting to settle in now.

 

#69:  Author: Donna, Location: Liverpool PostPosted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 4:38 pm

Yay for Rachel's return! The board hasn't been the same without you! Smile Hope the move went well!

 

#70:  Author: Jennie, Location: Cambridgeshire PostPosted: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:56 pm

Any more adventures of Vikki-Pan to come?

 

#71:  Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast PostPosted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 8:49 pm

*joining in the celebration and RTW's return and settles down to wait for more story* Baileys, anyone? No reason why Vikki Pan should waste it all as missiles...

 

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