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#1: CSI Hampshire Author: MoominPapa, Location: West London

Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2004 9:10 pm

Location: 3.00am Winchester Cathedral

The rain splashed down the hood of CSI Grinsome as he heaved his body up to look into the dumpster. Peering into the darkness using a torch he could make out the normal discarded fast food cartons & high street rubbish spilling out of the split black plastic bags.

He shouted back to his colleague, ‘you said uniform found the human head in here?’ CSI Clegg replied ‘yup! well what was left of a head anyway, it was pretty hard to tell at first they thought they found animal remains’. ‘Come up here and give me a hand’ commanded Grinsome, Clegg heaved up - the rain pounding even harder on the plastic bin liners.

The two men pulled at the rattling bags, suddenly a cold grey hand flopped out of a tear. Grinsome quickly photographed its position then using his latex gloved hands pulled away at the tear, the rubbish inside avalanched it way to freedom at the bottom of the dumpster, revealing its gruesome secret.

‘That’s got to be several body parts from different people there’ said Clegg in horror. ‘Lets not make any hasty decisions till we get these back to the lab’ replied Grinsome ‘for now photograph their positions, and make arrangements to take the entire contents of the dumpster back’.

‘Its these type of cases that give me the heebie-jeebies’ moaned Gregg, ‘that’s no heebie-jeebies’ retorted Grinsome prising out the torn cover of a chalet school book from the dead hands grasp, ‘it’s the EBDs!’

- que suitable WHO music, aerial of shots of Winchester, people in powerboats in Portsmouth Harbour, other people shining torches in dark, general forensic shots etc. etc.

#2: Author: Xanthe, Location: London/Cambridge

Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2004 9:11 pm

*giggling* M-O-R-E please Darren Very Happy

#3: Author: Vikki - logged out,

Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2004 9:14 pm

*giggles insanely!*

More soon please!! This looks promising in the hysteria front!

#4: Author: Ann, Location: Newcastle upon Tyne, England

Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2004 9:18 pm

*slightly worried the bodycount might be about to rise*

#5: Author: Ally, Location: Jack Maynard's Dressing Room!!

Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2004 9:38 pm

Please, please write some more!!!

(loves CSI)

#6: Author: Gem, Location: Saltash, Cornwall (holidays), Aberystwyth (termtime from September)

Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2004 9:45 pm

*giggling hysterically*

Can't wait to see what happens when RTW finds this!

#7: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2004 9:47 pm

*doesn't care about the body count* it can't be higher than holocaust after all!!!!

More please Laughing

#8: Author: Kathye, Location: Laleham

Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2004 9:52 pm

he he he

I think I have him hooked now, once you get them writing drabbles.....there's no looking back.... ROFL

*Sets sights on her new target*

#9: Author: Ann, Location: Newcastle upon Tyne, England

Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2004 9:53 pm

Gem wrote:

Can't wait to see what happens when RTW finds this!

I notice Moominpapa waited until RTW had gone on holiday before posting this...

#10: Author: Gem, Location: Saltash, Cornwall (holidays), Aberystwyth (termtime from September)

Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2004 10:14 pm

Kathye wrote:

he he he

I think I have him hooked now, once you get them writing drabbles.....there's no looking back.... ROFL

*Sets sights on her new target*

You do realise that if you get him REALLY hooked you'll get less time on the CBB? That is, unless you have two "Click for more information about computers". I speak from experience - I got my sister hooked on a Buffy board and only realised later that it led to my time online being halved!

Didn't know RTW was on holiday - clever of Darren though, if he did it on purpose!

#11: Author: Kathye, Location: Laleham

Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2004 10:24 pm

Um I think we will be okay.... Rolling Eyes

We have as far as I know !! (and there could well be more I don't know about)

2 PC's
1 iMac
2 Laptops
and a mac Laptop equivelant thingy

Embarassed

#12: Author: Lesley, Location: Rochester, Kent

Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2004 10:26 pm

*Starting a chant early!*

#13: Author: Gem, Location: Saltash, Cornwall (holidays), Aberystwyth (termtime from September)

Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2004 10:29 pm

In that case, Kathye, yay!! New CBB addicts are always good (and I speak as a person who's been on the board for nearly 8 hours today Embarassed

)

#14: Author: Susan, Location: Carlisle

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 12:20 am

Well done Darren for a first attempt - but it is time for the scond episode now! (please)

#15: Author: Ellie, Location: Lincolnshire

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 12:25 am

Well done Darren, and well done Kathye for getting him hooked! I love CSI, and I'm really looking forward to the next episode (of this I mean)

#16: Author: Jennie, Location: Cambridgeshire

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 10:27 am

Next episode, please, Darren.

#17: Author: Ciorstaidh, Location: London

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 12:20 pm

Yippee, new body-counting drabble!

But Kathye, do you have more than one internet connection, or are you networked?

Darren, more please!!! (You've done the pre-credits - now for the rest!)

#18: Author: Jennie, Location: Cambridgeshire

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 3:52 pm

How high will the body-count rise?

#19: Author: Vikki, Location: Sitting on an iceberg, freezing to death!!!

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 5:00 pm

One word!

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!

#20: Author: Gem, Location: Saltash, Cornwall (holidays), Aberystwyth (termtime from September)

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 7:09 pm

*joins in demands for more - can't believe no-one has started chanting yet*

megaphone

#21: Author: patmac, Location: Yorkshire England

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 7:43 pm

Kathye wrote:

Um I think we will be okay.... Rolling Eyes

We have as far as I know !! (and there could well be more I don't know about)

2 PC's
1 iMac
2 Laptops
and a mac Laptop equivelant thingy

Embarassed

LOL! We have

2 working desktop pc's
2 laptops
2 defunct, but I could get them working by cannibalisation, desktop pc's
2 completely different ISPs and phone lines!

*They do call me paranoid*

More please, Moominpapa, unless you want to experience the full CBB chant! Twisted Evil

#22: Author: Sarah_K, Location: St Albans/Leicester

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 8:47 pm

CSI and CS all in one, absolute heaven Very Happy

More please...

#23: Who's body is it anyway? Author: MoominPapa, Location: West London

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 9:47 pm

Subtitle:Who's body is it anyway?

Location: Crime Lab Autopsy Room 4.30am

‘What have you got for me Doc?’, said Grinsome to the white coated MD. ‘quite a collection actually’ replied Dr Jack pointing at the various body parts laid out on the stainless steel table. ‘It almost reminds me of the delicatessen counter’ said Grinsome. ‘Funny that’ said Dr Jack, ‘because that’s exactly how they died, we found teeth marks on the bones and in the flesh’. ‘Enough to get some impressions from?’ queried Grinsome ‘I’ve got the techies on it now’ responded Dr Jack.

‘Anything else?’ Grinsome pushed, ‘Well you have parts from as many as six individuals, which appear from the measurements to have all been male’ said Dr Jack. ‘All male?’ said Grinsome, ‘That’s not all’ said Dr Jack ‘there was very little blood too, like they’d had been ‘drained’. ‘That’s going to make the DNA tests harder’ said Grinsome ‘have you done the finger nail scrapings from what fingers we do have?’ ‘Yes, found some very strange stuff, sent it lab for testing too’ replied Dr Jack.

‘So any idea how they might have died?’ said Grinsome. ‘the biggest clue would be from the head uniform found’ said Dr Jack ‘right there, behind where the left ear would have been, an impact injury, smashing the skull causing it to fracture into the brain knocking them out instantly’. ‘Without the rest of the heads, it would only be an assumption how the rest were disabled’. ‘I asked how they died, you’ve just told me how they were disabled’ said Grinsome. ‘Oh, it can be fairly safe to assume that they were eaten alive, although they probably wouldn’t have been conscious at the time’ said Dr Jack. ‘So what your telling me is that I’m looking at is the remains of six males who have been eaten alive’ recounted Grinsome ‘looks that way at the moment’ said Dr Jack.

Back in his office Grinsome gathered his team; Clegg, Sneed, & Frizzle . ‘Get me the CCTV footage around Winchester Cathedral, not just the municipal stuff but any shops or car parks that over look that location. Get on the internet and tell me what you can find out about Chalet School & EBD. Pull the stats on reported missing male persons for the last month and go through the rest of the rubbish from that dumpster with a fine toothcomb - finally can somebody get me a coffee, its going to be a long night!’

#24: Author: Vikki, Location: Sitting on an iceberg, freezing to death!!!

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 9:52 pm

Thanks Darren!!!

*reaches for sick bucket on reading graphic details..... Wink

#25: Re: Who's body is it anyway? Author: Ann, Location: Newcastle upon Tyne, England

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 9:53 pm

MoominPapa wrote:

Get on the internet and tell me what you can find out about Chalet School & EBD.

So that's who all the 'guests' are!

#26: Author: Vikki, Location: Sitting on an iceberg, freezing to death!!!

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 10:01 pm

LOL Ann!!!

#27: Author: Sarah_K, Location: St Albans/Leicester

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 10:09 pm

You know I'm getting a feeling I might know where this is going...

(Love the names of the CSI team Very Happy

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#28: Author: Gem, Location: Saltash, Cornwall (holidays), Aberystwyth (termtime from September)

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 10:11 pm

Eeeewwwww....

#29: Author: Ally, Location: Jack Maynard's Dressing Room!!

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 10:24 pm

Thanks Darren, though I really think your going to have to make it even more graphic Wink

Saying that I was happily sitting picturing those camera shots where they reveal the internal damage Twisted Evil

#30: Author: Lesley, Location: Rochester, Kent

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 11:11 pm

*Likes reading all the graphic details - has strong stomach - never queasy about gore!*

#31: Author: Nicole, Location: New Zealand

Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2004 6:38 am

CSI meets CS.

That certainly promises mayehm - Cooolll!!!

More please - great start!! Very Happy

#32: Author: patmac, Location: Yorkshire England

Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2004 6:54 am

Looks like a promising storyline with plenty of opportunity for blood and gore Twisted Evil

More please.

#33: Author: Gem, Location: Saltash, Cornwall (holidays), Aberystwyth (termtime from September)

Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2004 2:16 pm

*brings in airoplane bags for those with weak stomachs that don't want to miss this drabble*

#34: Author: Charlotte, Location: Casterton, Kirkby Lonsdale

Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2004 2:20 pm

yuck!!
More please!

#35: Author: Jennie, Location: Cambridgeshire

Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2004 2:53 pm

Very graphic, Darren. Does anyone else feel that she is being got at?

#36: Author: Kathye, Location: Laleham

Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2004 4:38 pm

Got at ??? Confused

#37: Author: Susan, Location: Carlisle

Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 12:07 pm

Thank you Darren. Now looking forward to the next part.

#38: Author: Senji, Location: Cambridge, UK

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 10:44 am

*chants*

#39: Author: Charlotte, Location: Casterton, Kirkby Lonsdale

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 10:51 am

definatly, more needed.
*chants loudly*

#40: Author: Jennie, Location: Cambridgeshire

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 3:36 pm

Mind you, one of the most important questions is: which of you girls didn't finish up her nice dinner? Obviously someone has been leaving some of her meat on her plate.

Will the culprit please own up?

#41: Author: Alex, Location: Manchester

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 7:06 pm

Can I just say "EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW"!

But surprisingly compulsive nonetheless.

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