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#1: AAAARRRRGGGHHHHHH! Author: Carolyn P, Location: Lancaster, England

Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2004 8:21 pm

AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH! The scream echoed down the corridors of the chalet school. Never in all it’s long history had the school known anything like this. The girl opened her mouth and began again. She may have been new to the school, but her family were old girls, her great grandmother was the schools first pupil and Meg had known all her life that the day would come when she would attend the school as well. This was not what made her scream on that first morning.

AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH! Meg let rip once more. She could not possibly believe what she saw, the sight made her feel faint, ill, this was the 21st century and she was familiar with horrifying sights, Satellite TV, Cinema and long evenings with her great grandmother had ensured that Meg was familiar with as many terrifying sights as any other self respecting 11 year old girl. This was worse.

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH! No one had come to see what the matter was with Meg, in fact no one was in the least bit surprised at her reaction. Odille d’ la’ Oubliette, the dormy prefect heard the screams and nodded to herself. ‘Another typical new girl reaction,’ she thought, ‘I suppose I should go and check on her in a minute.’ Another scream rang out and Odillle counted on her fingers, ‘that’s four, most give at least five, better wait for her to get it out of her system.’

AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH! The fifth scream was the loudest of them all, but was followed by silence. Inside the cubey Meg risked another look in the mirror, this time she managed to hold the scream, pressing her lips together tightly. She had expected it to be bad, but never this bad. The dormy prefect whose name she had been told, but had forgotten slipped through the curtains. She was dressed in the same uniform as Meg, the uniform that had made her scream when she had put it on for the first time that morning. “I can’t believe I have to wear this for the next seven years,” was all she said as the prefect put an arm around her shoulders. “You will get used to it in time, we all do. By the time you are in sixth form you will probably do no more than shudder as you put it on.” The pair stood and left the dorm to join a line of girls all dressed in the same lime green twinsets.

#2: Author: Joan the Dwarf, Location: Er, where am I?

Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2004 8:34 pm

Priceless!

#3: Author: Vikki, Location: Sitting on an iceberg, freezing to death!!!

Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2004 8:34 pm

LOL Carolyn!!! Those POOR girls!!!

#4: Author: Ally, Location: Jack Maynard's Dressing Room!!

Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2004 8:39 pm

Wonderful!!!!! Thank you Carolyn!!

Laughing

#5: Author: Josie, Location: London

Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2004 8:55 pm

Having a really crappy day & that has cheered me up no end.

thanks Carolyn!

#6: Author: catherine, Location: York

Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2004 8:58 pm

Madness!

Thanks Carolyn.

#7: Author: Charlotte, Location: Casterton, Kirkby Lonsdale

Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2004 9:11 pm

*g* Yey!!! Very Happy

#8: Author: patmac, Location: Yorkshire England

Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2004 9:32 pm

Number of hysterical smilies only limited by the knowledge that too mqany caused the page to widen Smile in Box

not seen anyone use that before!

ROFL

#9: Author: Helen P, Location: Cheshire

Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2004 9:47 pm

Fantastic!!

ROFL

#10: Author: Mora, Location: Lancaster

Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2004 10:07 pm

LMAO!!! Attack of the lime green twinsets!!!! Twisted Evil

Genius!

#11: Author: Ellie, Location: Lincolnshire

Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2004 10:41 pm

Love it Carolyn.

#12: Author: pim, Location: St Andrews (right next to the beach)

Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2004 10:59 pm

*falls over laughing*

Inspired!

#13: Author: Susan, Location: Carlisle

Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2004 11:01 pm

Fantastic Carolyn. Wonder how many of the staff ended up with migraine? Or the poor Head at prayers? All thos lime green twinsets!

#14: Author: Kathy_S, Location: midwestern US

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 1:55 am

Good thing everyone's required to have a pair of anti-snowblindness glasses!
Thanks, Carolyn.

#15: Author: JackieJ, Location: Kingston upon Hull

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 9:14 am

Oh what a way to make me giggle first thing in the morning.

ROFL

Thank you

JackieJ

#16: Author: Pat, Location: Doncaster

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 9:48 am

Kathy_S wrote:

Good thing everyone's required to have a pair of anti-snowblindness glasses!
Thanks, Carolyn.

I think the staff would have to compete!! Anyone for a bright red MA gown? With an orange hood?

#17: Author: Cath, Location: Cornwall

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 10:18 am

Priceless! Ahhh, the poor poor Chalet girls. Laughing

#18: Author: janetbrown23, Location: Colchester

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 12:50 pm

To think i was almost inspired to make a lime green lacy knitted twinset because of Joey. Wonder if i still have the wool anywhere. Waste not , want not.
Admits to having been a CS fan for over 40years. After the first 30 years you get odd ideas.
HelpMe

jan

#19: Author: Lesley, Location: Rochester, Kent

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 12:52 pm

PML!!!!!!!

Carolyn - that was inspired - whatever you're taking, I want some! Laughing

#20: Author: Kathye, Location: Laleham

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 1:01 pm

That was great Carolyn, are we going to get some more or was this a one off ??

#21: Author: Carolyn P, Location: Lancaster, England

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 1:06 pm

Glad you all liked.

As it says on the tin, this is complete. It was just one of those very odd Plot Bunny

bites. Couldn't resist posting it once I had the idea.

#22: Author: Kathye, Location: Laleham

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 1:13 pm

Very glad you did, it had me Laughing

#23: Author: Ciorstaidh, Location: London

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 2:36 pm

OW, that hurt! hehehehe

if the staff wanted to rival the girls, they'd all have to get Ph.Ds (red gowns) - wonder what in? Most things are russet, blue, purple or aqua for University of London degrees.

#24: Author: Kelly, Location: Auckland, New Zealand

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 7:47 pm

Thats priceless.
Wonderful Carolyn - I feel so sorry for those poor girls. ROFL

#25: Author: Jennie, Location: Cambridgeshire

Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2004 10:27 am

Breaks out her sunglasses, then gives in to laughter.

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