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Author: | Secret Santa [ Wed Dec 09, 2009 10:46 am ] |
Post subject: | "When Santa got stuck in the Chalet" - for Joey |
Apologies in advance - I did try to write something "normal" but this doggerel came out instead! When Santa got stuck in the Chalet He began to shout These girls are rude And I’m no prude But let me the hell out! They’ve nicked my rum And pinched my bum They’re sticking to me like glue When Santa got stuck in the Chalet What a terrible to-do! When Santa got stuck in the Chalet He began to yell Oh hurry please Miss Annersley And Miss Wilson as well Control these mokes Can’t you teach blokes? So much easier to subdue! When Santa got stuck in the Chalet What a terrible to-do! |
Author: | Joey [ Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:03 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: "When Santa got stuck in the Chalet" - for Joey |
Oh Santa, thank you! This did make me smile. You're such a good Santa! |
Author: | Alison H [ Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:58 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: "When Santa got stuck in the Chalet" - for Joey |
Author: | Liz K [ Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:58 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: "When Santa got stuck in the Chalet" - for Joey |
Nice one! A tune sprang to mind to sing it to and I can't think of the name of the tune. |
Author: | ChubbyMonkey [ Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:28 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: "When Santa got stuck in the Chalet" - for Joey |
He thinks that Miss A. and Bill won't pinch his bum? Poor Santa! But thankyou for sharing what must have been a terribly traumatic experience. |
Author: | Abi [ Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:55 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: "When Santa got stuck in the Chalet" - for Joey |
Poor old Santa! |
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