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"When Santa got stuck in the Chalet" - for Joey
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Author:  Secret Santa [ Wed Dec 09, 2009 10:46 am ]
Post subject:  "When Santa got stuck in the Chalet" - for Joey

Apologies in advance - I did try to write something "normal" but this doggerel came out instead!

When Santa got stuck in the Chalet
He began to shout
These girls are rude
And I’m no prude
But let me the hell out!
They’ve nicked my rum
And pinched my bum
They’re sticking to me like glue
When Santa got stuck in the Chalet
What a terrible to-do!

When Santa got stuck in the Chalet
He began to yell
Oh hurry please
Miss Annersley
And Miss Wilson as well
Control these mokes
Can’t you teach blokes?
So much easier to subdue!
When Santa got stuck in the Chalet
What a terrible to-do!

Author:  Joey [ Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:03 am ]
Post subject:  Re: "When Santa got stuck in the Chalet" - for Joey

Oh Santa, thank you! This did make me smile. You're such a good Santa!

Author:  Alison H [ Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:58 am ]
Post subject:  Re: "When Santa got stuck in the Chalet" - for Joey

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  Liz K [ Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:58 am ]
Post subject:  Re: "When Santa got stuck in the Chalet" - for Joey

Nice one! A tune sprang to mind to sing it to and I can't think of the name of the tune.

Author:  ChubbyMonkey [ Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:28 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: "When Santa got stuck in the Chalet" - for Joey

:lol: He thinks that Miss A. and Bill won't pinch his bum?

Poor Santa! But thankyou for sharing what must have been a terribly traumatic experience.

Author:  Abi [ Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:55 am ]
Post subject:  Re: "When Santa got stuck in the Chalet" - for Joey

:lol: :lol: :lol: Poor old Santa!

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