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Author:  Jennie [ Fri Jan 19, 2007 1:09 pm ]
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Since no-one else will start it, I have.

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It was a calm and peaceful night. The entire Gornetz Platz seemed to be in the grip of a deep, peaceful slumber, except for a few small lights burning in the wards of the great Sanatarium.

An owl flying overhead might have decided that the School at the other end of the Platz was empty, so deep was the silence that lay over it.

Author:  Lesley [ Fri Jan 19, 2007 2:48 pm ]
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However, had said owl gone closer, he might have had a nasty shock. Deep beneath the calm surface, the staid and conservative image that was the epitome of the Chalet School, a rebellion was brewing...

Author:  Ruth B [ Fri Jan 19, 2007 2:55 pm ]
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"I can't take this anymore!" fumed Karen who was perched on the edge of Gaudenz' bed in direct defiance of Matey.

Gaudenz deftly plucked the aromatic joint Karen was smoking out of her hand before...

Author:  Alison H [ Fri Jan 19, 2007 3:03 pm ]
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... passing it to Joan Bertram, one of a number of younger mistresses who were sitting in there with them, complaining about the way that Hilda Annersley and the others expected them to behave as if the place were some sort of nunnery.

Author:  Jennie [ Fri Jan 19, 2007 3:15 pm ]
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'We're still young, but they don't think about that, do they?' asked Kathie Ferrars in a bitter voice, taking a long swig from the bottle of Bacardi that Nancy Wilmot had just passed to her. She then hiccupped, but failed to look embarrassed.

Author:  Pat [ Fri Jan 19, 2007 9:35 pm ]
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Nancy grinned. "Not only that, but they expect us to make do with the doctors at the San for male company. I ask you! Have you seen them? Those that are single are dire, believe you me! And the married ones aren't much better! What their wives see in then I don't know!"

Author:  Alex [ Fri Jan 19, 2007 9:36 pm ]
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"And I haven't had a shag in weeks!" went on Nancy, slurring her words rather. "If things go on like this, there might end up being some truth in those rumours about us, Kath."

Author:  Elle [ Fri Jan 19, 2007 11:39 pm ]
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Unbeknownst to the rebels Matey was creeping quietly along the corridors, searching for wrong do-ers. Her crisply starched apron rustling in contrast to the slipery lace of her knickers.

Author:  Chair [ Sat Jan 20, 2007 1:18 pm ]
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Suddenly, Matey felt a hand on her bum.

Author:  Vikki [ Sat Jan 20, 2007 4:34 pm ]
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and she swung round indignantly to find Hilda standing behind her wearing a most lascivious expression (and a lime green teddy and matching stockings...)

Author:  Sandra [ Sat Jan 20, 2007 5:01 pm ]
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Followed by Nell resplendent in cream silk thong and bra (both outfits were presents from a grateful Joey). Matey turned, opened her mouth to speak and...

Author:  Lisa [ Sat Jan 20, 2007 8:47 pm ]
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found it promptly kissed by ...

Author:  Pat [ Sat Jan 20, 2007 8:57 pm ]
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... the lime green teddy.

Author:  Rosy-Jess [ Sat Jan 20, 2007 9:23 pm ]
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Matey spluttered indignantly.....

Author:  Jennie [ Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:16 pm ]
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It's my turn to spend the night with Gaudenz, and I'm not giving it up to you two, *again*. I know your tricks, thinking I'll be so exhausted by those girls who have ot turn the sheets. Off with you, both of you!'

Author:  Alison H [ Sun Jan 21, 2007 3:04 pm ]
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"Who said anything about Gaudenz?" Hilda demanded. "He's not the only man on the premises, you know!"

Author:  Ruth B [ Sun Jan 21, 2007 4:20 pm ]
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"Yes" Agreed Nell. "Herr Laubach's temper has been much milder since I started paying him 'Conjugal Visits'!"

Author:  Elle [ Sun Jan 21, 2007 10:40 pm ]
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At that moment a gentle cough came from a nearby classroom. it was a masculin cough. The three women looked at each other.

"He's mine!" yelled Matey, "I heard him first, and i will give him some of my patented cough medicine,"

"As if," replied Hilda, "I'm the senior person here, I get him."

Both women turned to look at Nell, but she was not there, they caught a glimpse of her silk thong, as it vanished into the classroom.

Author:  alicat [ Mon Jan 22, 2007 12:24 pm ]
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Meanwhile along the fifth form corridor things were hotting up. Now that they had grown out of middlehood the girls were eager for a much more adventurous bedtime story, and one enterprising spark had taken it upon herself to provide something she had found under her elder brother's mattress while doing her chores during the Christmas break.

Author:  Rosy-Jess [ Mon Jan 22, 2007 7:33 pm ]
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Margot Maynard stared at the object being waved around by her triplet Con.

"Which brother did you say it belonged to?" she queried.

Author:  Elle [ Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:12 pm ]
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"Charles", replied Con, as Margot took the copy of 'Hot Nuns' out of her hands.

"Gosh!" said Margot, "This has certainly put a new slant on my vocation." She turned the magazine upside down, "How do they do that?" she muttered to herself.

Author:  Sandra [ Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:58 pm ]
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Len chose that moment to turn up in the thigh high boots and whip she had taken to dressing in over the holidays (who would have htought that raiding Mama's wardrobe for a simple game of charades would yield so much)?

Author:  Elle [ Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:07 pm ]
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Len cracked her whip in a threatening manner, "Who has pinched my vaseline?" she demanded, her eyes flashing angrily.

Author:  Alison H [ Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:54 am ]
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Con and Margot looked at each other in puzzlement. Then Con remembered something.

"Matey was in our dormy doing a drawer raid before," she said. "She was muttering something about your hankies not being put away tidily. I did think I saw her take something out of one of your drawers, as it so happens, but ... surely not."

Author:  Jennie [ Tue Jan 23, 2007 2:24 pm ]
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'It won't have been her,' Len replied with her eyes snapping. 'Vaseline is one thing Matey *does* approve of. So why should she take mine?'

Author:  alicat [ Wed Jan 24, 2007 9:06 am ]
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Just at that moment the triplets were interrupted by a rather nervous cough from the doorway.

"Who is that at this time of night?" Con inquired, and the door opened to reveal a rather timid-looking member of Lower Fourth.

"Please..." said Graciella, "Could one of you come and help? Ronnie's had an accident with her candle..."

Author:  Tan [ Fri Jan 26, 2007 5:26 pm ]
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Meanwhile, Hilda and Matey followed Nell into the classroom to find an amazing scene before them ....

Author:  Elle [ Fri Jan 26, 2007 6:53 pm ]
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...it had not been a mans cough they had heard. The sight that greeted their eyes struck them dumb with suprise, for there, infront of them was Nell, embracing a sheep, which was wearing suspenders and a black wig...

Author:  Rosy-Jess [ Sun Jan 28, 2007 2:56 pm ]
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At least, on first inspection it had appeared to be a sheep, which was wearing suspenders and a black wig. On closer inspection it actually appeared to be...

Author:  Jennie [ Sun Jan 28, 2007 3:27 pm ]
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Eugen Courvoisier in disguise as Bruno. This gave him the freedom to sniff as many women as he wanted to, but .......

Author:  Rosy-Jess [ Sun Jan 28, 2007 4:01 pm ]
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came at the cost of his dignity. How had Biddy persuaded him that this would be a good idea, he idly wondered.

Author:  Vikki [ Sun Jan 28, 2007 4:50 pm ]
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Especially when the real Bruno came bounding into the room and proceeded to mount the unfortunate Eugen....

Author:  Karry [ Sun Jan 28, 2007 5:25 pm ]
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:shock: :shock: :shock:

Author:  Lesley [ Sun Jan 28, 2007 6:26 pm ]
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Vikki wrote:
Especially when the real Bruno came bounding into the room and proceeded to mount the unfortunate Eugen....


It just had to be Vikki that said that, didn't it? :roll: :wink:

Author:  Alison H [ Sun Jan 28, 2007 6:34 pm ]
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It was fortunate for Eugen that, in keeping with the rules of the San, he carried large doses of various strong sedatives with him at all time. He bravely managed to grab his doctor's bag and force a dose down Bruno's throat, whereupon Bruno immediately fell asleep.

"Whew, that was close!" Eugen said. "How did that bloody dog get out, anyway?"

"Joey probably left the door open," Nell said. "She does it to make it easier for nocturnal visitors to come in, without the door creaking and waking Jack."

"Nocturnal visitors? Like who?" Eugen demanded.

"Like whom, you mean" Nell corrected him.

Author:  dorian [ Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:11 pm ]
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"In any case," a new voice said, "I hardly think my nocturnal visitors are any of your business, Eugen."

As heads turned, the newcomer (dressed in a lime-green corset trimmed with cream lace and lime-green stilettoes) smiled widely. "Hello, everybody," she announced. "I've arrived, you see!"

Author:  Elle [ Sun Jan 28, 2007 10:33 pm ]
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dorian wrote:
dressed in a lime-green corset trimmed with cream lace and lime-green stilettoes



:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

"Now," continued the lime greened one, "Who's up for some party games?" and from deep within her lime-green corset she pulled out a blindfold, some strawberry massage lotion and a rather odd looking tube thing.

"Whats that?" asked Eugan.

"A rampant rabbit," replied Joey, "I borrowed it off Biddy."

Author:  Vikki [ Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:48 pm ]
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...at which Eugen turned pale and hastily shuffled backwards until his buttocks were pressed firmly against the wall. (he would never forget the night Biddy had come home from Interlaken with that darned rabbit thing.... :shock: :shock: )

Author:  alicat [ Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:03 am ]
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Down in Leafy dormitory, some of the noises percolating through the school had awakened a couple of sleepers.

Being true Chalet School types, they bravely arose from their beds and, carrying torches and a pair of handcuffs they happened to have handy, went off to capture the burglar.

Author:  dorian [ Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:29 pm ]
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However, CS girls not being known for their ability to be quiet when prowling about after lights-out, they were rapidly caught by Matron.

"Girls! What do you think you are doing?" she demanded. "You are Seniors, and ought to know better than this. Naughty girls," she added meaningfully, "must be punished..."

Author:  Elle [ Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:57 pm ]
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The girls eyes lit up with glee. They remembered the time that Jack Maynard had caught them out, they had talked about his punishment for days. Then they remembered that this was Matey, and the light left their eyes. However there was something exiting about the grin on Mateys face. What did she have in mind?

Author:  alicat [ Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:19 am ]
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They trembled with terror - or was it anticipation - as matron led them along the corridor to a vacant bathroom.

Once inside, she ordered them to kneel, then reached into the cupboard under the bath and handed them some equipment, including a brush with a curiously-shaped handle.

Now girls" she said sternly, "get to work. And remember, I want to see plenty of elbow grease and a spanking result."

Author:  dorian [ Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:14 pm ]
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Meanwhile, Len, Con and Margot were following Graciella to her dormitory. The sight that met their eyes was not one they had been expecting. Not from Fourth Formers, at least.

Ronnie (who must surely be an asset to her gym class) was doing what appeared to be a handstand on the end of her bed. Her ankles were lashed (with dressing-gown cords) to the stanchions holding up her cubicle curtains. And her candle was where no candle ought ever to be...

Author:  Sandra [ Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:32 pm ]
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what particularly concerned the Maynards was that it was lit!

Author:  brie [ Wed Jan 31, 2007 3:52 pm ]
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:shock:

Author:  Jennie [ Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:01 pm ]
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Len took immediate action.Marching, or rather teetering in the thigh-high boots, she blew out the candle, thus saving the dorm from a distressing smell of singeing.

Author:  Tan [ Wed Jan 31, 2007 8:56 pm ]
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Margot immediately began looking around for ...

Author:  dorian [ Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:45 pm ]
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...a pair of scissors with which to cut the dressing-gown cords, since Ronnie's feet were now an interesting shade of purple.

Meanwhile, Len gathered her dignity and her balance. "Girls!" she demanded. "What is the meaning of this...this disgraceful display?"

From Con's direction came a very small snigger.

Author:  francesn [ Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:39 pm ]
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Len's clarion tones, which were worthy of Mary-Lou herself, had reached the sharp ears of Nell and Hilda. Those two worthies exchanged meaningul glances before turning their attention back to Eugen.

"As the prefects have everything under control...." Hilda started.

"....we can have some fun without worrying about the rest of the school!" Nell finished for her, as Joey advanced on Eugen brandishing the Rampant Rabbit.

Author:  alicat [ Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:43 am ]
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Len was answered, somewhat sheepishly, by Titty Vate, a hitherto rather overlooked member of the form, who had distinguished herself only by possessing some of the most interesting - and colourful - underwear Matron had ever come across at unpacking.

She had promptly confiscated it and was waiting for Dr Maynard's next visit to display its charms.

"Please, Len," she said, blushing nervously, "We were only trying to practice something for a Sale. We thought we could put on an entertainment for the gentleman visitors – in case it's raining and they can't play clock golf, you know."

Author:  Tan [ Thu Feb 01, 2007 7:14 pm ]
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Margot advanced forward. "How many times have we warned you about practising these games in the dormitory without supervision?" She demanded.

"Besides, this particular game was banned after ...."

Author:  dorian [ Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:32 pm ]
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"...Rosamund Lilley dislocated her shoulder doing it.

"I'm glad to see that you're showing an interest in providing entertainments for the Sale," she added, "but you must do it at the proper time and with proper supervision. In any case, I don't think the Fourth Form ought to be considering anything quite so...athletic. Perhaps some tableaux would be more suitable."

There was another snigger from Con.

Author:  francesn [ Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:16 pm ]
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"Perhaps you could demonstrate some for us?" Titty's twin sister, Sally, asked. "I'm sure we wouldn't know where to begin."

Con sniggered again, a little longer this time.

"Well it would need more than us three," Margot mused. "I wonder who else is awake..."

Author:  Sandra [ Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:19 pm ]
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"Eugen is probably with the Head" Con stated "and Papa should be with Miss Ferrars and Miss Wilmot as it is a Wednesday. Perhaps they could help".

"Excellent idea" Margot agreed "but whoever we find to help I am playing the part of Mary-Lou"

Author:  dorian [ Sun Feb 04, 2007 1:10 am ]
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"Nonsense," Len said briskly. "I'm sure we can demonstrate a couple of scenes from A Disciplined Schoolgirl without help. And after that, we can leave these girls with some reading matter from which they can take ideas.

"Margot, run and fetch some of the books from my bottom drawer. And Con, if you'll round up some of the 'props' from my bureau - not that they haven't been improvising quite well, but we may as well do this thoroughly - and I'll keep an eye on these naughty girls..."

Responding instantly to Len's Head-Girl-ish tones, Con and Margot hurried to do her bidding.

Author:  Elle [ Sun Feb 04, 2007 8:46 pm ]
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Meanwhile Eugen was finding himself in a somewhat sticky situation. Spreadeagled, on his back, tied to a desk by his wrists and feet, he could only watch in horror as Joey advanced towards him with whipped cream and honey...

Author:  Rowena [ Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:26 pm ]
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The only thing going through his head were the words to a pop song he had heard on the radio earlier that day - Paul Simon had seemed so *safe* at the time but now...... he gulped as "big bright green pleasuuuureeeeee machhiiiinnnneeeeee" resounded in his head over and over...

Author:  Elle [ Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:21 pm ]
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... but then, at the last minute, when it seemed that Eugan was to be covered in cream and ravished by the lime green Joey, they was an almighty bang...

Author:  Lesley [ Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:44 pm ]
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And the door flew open, standing there, dressed only in a rather fetching lime-green thong, was Jack Maynard. He moved across to his wife, taking the whipped cream and honey from her unresisting fingers ,he kissed her gently on the nose before turning to the helpless man in front of him,

"Eugen," he lisped, "we are sooo going to enjoy ourselves here..."

Author:  dorian [ Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:00 pm ]
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Eugen's eyes widened at the sight advancing upon him. "Ohhhh, Sir," he breathed. "Oh Sir, I do not deserve this..."

Author:  alicat [ Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:06 am ]
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Meanwhile along the staff corridor Mademoiselle was preparing to sally forth to complete her duties for the evening.
It had taken her some time to dress, as she had had difficulty finding exactly the right accessories for the pale pink crotchless angora bikini which had arrived in that afternoon's post.
After all, no true Frenchwoman ever went out without the right accessories.


Flexing her nimble fingers, she made her way to the Fourth Form dormitory, where she had promised a couple of the girls some extra French oral coaching.

Author:  dorian [ Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:34 pm ]
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There, however, she found a quite unexpected sight.

Len, attired in an academic gown, a pair of thigh-high stiletto-heeled boots, and nothing else, was brandishing a riding crop above Margot, who knelt before her in a far-too-small blouse and skirt and a submissive attitude, while Con (dressed similarly to Margot) cowered to one side. The fourth-formers who actually belonged in this dormitory were watching the scene with fascination, and at least two girls were taking notes.

Author:  Rowena [ Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:31 am ]
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Oh! vous les mauvaises mauvaises filles. vous a fait pourquoi ne m'attend pas pour surveiller. vous maintenant tout sera sévèrement puni, said Mademoiselle... (after all it was gone midnight and thus French day)

Author:  Elle [ Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:36 pm ]
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"Merde!" said Margot.

Author:  Alison H [ Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:40 pm ]
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Con's face had lit up.

"Severely punished, Mademoiselle?" she asked. "What exactly did you have in mind?"

Author:  dorian [ Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:39 pm ]
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"Il faut parler en francais, Con," Mademoiselle reprimanded her. "Maintenant, c'est le jour lorsqu'on parle francais. Il faut que je te puni plus severement!"

Author:  Elle [ Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:28 pm ]
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"Merde!" said Margot again.




















(anyone else noticed how limited my french is?)

Author:  francesn [ Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:26 pm ]
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*sniggers at Elle's lack of French and looks around for escape route*

"Oh but Mademoiselle English is so mch easier.....and it's so difficult to be, well, crude in French," Con replied, an eager light in her eyes.

Margot, seeing exactly where her sister was leading with this proceeded to compound the situation further.

Author:  Rowena [ Mon Feb 12, 2007 12:56 am ]
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"Pee, Po, Belly, Bum, Drawers" she shouted gleefully...

Author:  alicat [ Mon Feb 12, 2007 2:43 pm ]
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Mademoiselle was, naturally, horrified.

"Margot, c'est tres mechant!" she said quickly. "Descendrez a votre genous, immediatement, et embracer les pieds de ton souer. Elevate ton derriere.
"Len, attendez-moi" she turned to the eldest triplet, who was nonchalantly flicking the strap she was carrying to and fro.
She turned to face the rest of the dormitory, who were watching eagerly, although most had their hands thrust deep under their plumeaux. "Regardez, mes enfants. Len, commence le discipline - et tres fort!"

Con trembled. Would it really be Margot who was punished this time? Usually she played the victim in their little dramas. It would be so good to see her sister humiliated for once.



















Moi, je parlais le franglais avec tres enthusiasm, mais c'est tres difficile d'ecrire!

Author:  Elle [ Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:47 pm ]
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"Merde," said Margot for the third (and hopefully final) time.

Author:  dorian [ Fri Feb 16, 2007 10:39 pm ]
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Mademoiselle finally realised what Margot was saying. "Ah, Margot," she exclaimed. "Tu as l'aime pour la merde? Bon. Viens avec mois. Vous autres," she added, turning to the other girls, "viens aussi. Il y aurait une demonstrassion tres interresant!"

With that, she led the cringing Margot towards the bathrooms.

Author:  Jennie [ Sun Feb 18, 2007 4:24 pm ]
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The girls looked at each other. Were they or were they not supposed to follow to watch Margot's punishment?

Then their natural urges got the better of them, and they rushed out of the dorm, longing to see Margot getting a thorough humiliation for once. (Margot had acquired a reputation for enjoying victimisation and humiliation, as long as she was not on the receiving end.)

Author:  Fiona Mc [ Mon Feb 19, 2007 9:59 am ]
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Meanwhile Karen was searching for Mr Denny, contrary to popular belief she did not follow the school to England but Tristan Denny. "There you are darling," she cried as she rushed towards him in her black French maids outfit complete with black stockings and stilettos.

Author:  Ruth B [ Mon Feb 19, 2007 10:17 am ]
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*has a bizarre vision of Mr Denny looking like Rene from 'Allo 'Allo*

Author:  Lexi [ Mon Feb 19, 2007 5:51 pm ]
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Mr Denny, in full Tudor costume (complete with enormous codpiece) was in search of Gaudenz, his preferred partner for night-time shenanigans. He was terrified of the lusty Karen and scarpered down the corridor at top speed, with her in hot pursuit...

Author:  Vick [ Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:21 pm ]
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Turning the corner quickly, he cannoned straight into.....

Author:  Rosy-Jess [ Tue Feb 20, 2007 10:25 pm ]
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Bruno. Who was feeling a bit left out.....

Author:  Sandra [ Tue Feb 20, 2007 10:49 pm ]
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Bruno von Ahlen or Bruno the dog?

Author:  Dreaming Marianne [ Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:23 pm ]
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Bruno von Ahlen, who drunkenly proffered a container of...

Author:  Lexi [ Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:35 pm ]
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KY Jelly. Mr Denny's eyes widened with surprise...

Author:  Elle [ Wed Feb 21, 2007 2:29 pm ]
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"Prithee!" said Mr Denny in suprise, "They did not have KY Jelly in the past, instead we used" he paused as he rumaged in his codpiece, "Aha!" he said, "Hog fat.... Come here my pretty one!"

Author:  Tan [ Wed Feb 21, 2007 4:06 pm ]
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Bruno (the dog) who was also wandering the corridors, smelled the hog fat and lunged for Mr Denny who ...

Author:  Elle [ Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:13 pm ]
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did not notice the approach of Bruno due to the fact he was frenziedly rubbing hog fat onto his codpiece...

Author:  dorian [ Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:48 pm ]
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...consequently, when Karen turned the corner it was to see the object of her affections flat on his back on the floor with a very large dog licking his codpiece with enthusiasm!

She shrieked.

Author:  Elle [ Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:44 pm ]
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And stepped backwards in shock, whereupon she fell onto Bruno von Ahlen who...

Author:  Alison H [ Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:56 pm ]
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... pushed her away and made for the door. "This is why I gave up being a doctor!" he muttered. "I didn't want to end up working near the Chalet School again. The things that go on here ..."

Meanwhile, back in the dormitory with Mlle and the Maynards ...

Author:  Hannah-Lou [ Thu Feb 22, 2007 3:46 pm ]
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...was the ex-Princess Elisaveta, ex of Belsornia, who had abseiled in through the window. She was wearing nothing but a very sexy one-piece lacy undergarment, in the colours of the Belsornian flag, and in her mouth (because she needed both hands for abseiling) she was carrying...

Author:  alicat [ Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:27 am ]
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A bag containing a selection of exotic underwear and sex toys she had brought back with her from America.

She had bought them as prizes in the lucky dip at one of Joey's famous radio parties - after all it wasn't known as the World Service for nothing - but had decided to donate some of them to the school after hearing how the recent changes in the curriculum has left the girls without many teaching aids.

Landing lightly at the foot of a bed, she thrust her hand into the bag, pulled out a large many-thonged whip and then held the bag out to the nearest girl.

"Trick or Treat", she declaimed, having also decided to introduce this American custom to the Platz.

Author:  Tan [ Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:52 am ]
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Unfortunately, Mdlle did not take kindly to this interruption. She stalked forward (as much as a petite Frenchwoman can) and immediately challenged Elisaveta to a duel.

Author:  Dreaming Marianne [ Mon Feb 26, 2007 2:59 pm ]
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Elisaveta's eyes glittered dangerously, and, with a flourish of her bag of goodies, produced a large rabbit.

"Zut alors!" breathed Mdlle and, not to be outdone, whipped out a...

Author:  dorian [ Mon Feb 26, 2007 5:30 pm ]
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...custom-made macrame cat-o-nine-tails, with which she proceeded to...

Author:  Dreaming Marianne [ Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:21 am ]
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dance in a rakish manner around Bruno, in a manner reminiscent of the Dance of the Seven Veils, before...

Author:  Tan [ Tue Feb 27, 2007 2:29 pm ]
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admitting defeat after Elisaveta powered up the rabbit.

Meanwhile, the girls in the dormitory were keen to see what else Elisaveta had in her bag of tricks.

Margot was becoming sulky as the attention had once again shifted from her and her punishment.

Len decided to take matters into her hands and asked Elisaveta to explain what other tricks she had in her bag.

Author:  Elle [ Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:43 pm ]
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However, before she could open her mouth, Len was distracted by the view out of the window. For there, frolicking naked in the snow was...

Author:  Caty [ Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:57 pm ]
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Anna and...

Author:  Elle [ Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:59 pm ]
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Minette the third, who was also naked, thus revealing herself to be a) a male cat and b) not a cat at all. In fact, Minette was really...

Author:  Ruth B [ Wed Feb 28, 2007 10:41 am ]
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Herr Laubach.

Author:  Elle [ Wed Feb 28, 2007 8:37 pm ]
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Who often dressed up as Minette as it enabled him to curl up on the Mistresses beds without causing too much suspicion. However...

Author:  Cath V-P [ Wed Feb 28, 2007 11:20 pm ]
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as Matron had recently been heard debating the merit of taking Minette to be desexed, he was beginning to doubt the wisdom of this course of action. So he....

Author:  alicat [ Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:06 am ]
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had decided to shed his disguise and finally make a move on someone who could make an old man happy.

He was of course unaware than in choosing Joey's faithful handmaiden he had picked the one woman on the platz whose desires were more than satisfied.

However Anna had a kind and generous nature, and was always willing to help out when called upon to perform extra duties.

Understanding Herr Laubach's predickament and predilicktions she had suggested the alfresco rendevous in the hope that one of th kind, animal-loving members of the Chalet School would take pity on him.

She was not to be disappointed, for within a few minutes of their display ending a figure approached from the buildings.

It was...

Author:  dorian [ Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:39 pm ]
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...Mr Denny who, having freed himself from Bruno and Karen, was feeling decidedly hot and bothered, and definitely felt the need for some soothing and cuddling...

Author:  Elle [ Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:15 pm ]
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therefore he seized the furry Herr Laubach and subjected him to a cuddling of a ferocious nature, combined with a tummy rub. Wriggling frneziedly Herr Laubach attempted to make an escape but was foiled by the arrival of...





Sorry about spellings etc, but have had somewhat a large amount of booze!

Author:  alicat [ Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:31 am ]
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Bruno (the dog), who had recovered from his overdose and was looking to be part of the action.

spotting what to his eyes appeared to be the largest cat he'd ever seen, he gleefully made for it and with a "Woof" leapt forward, ever eager for the chase.

Herr laubach was only saved by.........

Author:  francesn [ Mon Mar 05, 2007 12:32 pm ]
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...the surprise appearance of Margot, who had decided that as she wasn't going to be punished it wasn't worth staying around.

Author:  dorian [ Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:24 pm ]
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However, she was mistaken in that assumption; while Mademoiselle had been distracted by the necessity to put Elisaveta in her place, Len had not forgotten her sister, and now came pelting after her, to see...

Author:  alicat [ Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:03 pm ]
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her scantily-clad sister clasping the family St Bernard firmly.

Making what was under the circumstances quite a natural mistake about the activity they were engaged in, she shrieked in horror.


"Margot, NO!


"You know Mama said we were never to allow Bruno to do that again.

"It only makes him think he can leap on all her visitors."

Author:  Ruth B [ Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:21 pm ]
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*chokes*

Author:  Elle [ Fri Mar 16, 2007 1:01 pm ]
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But it was too late. Spotting Len, Bruno wriggled free from Margot's loving embrace and leapt towards Len, tail wagging, and tongue hanging out wetly. He landed with a great splat and then...

Author:  Miranda [ Fri Mar 16, 2007 1:34 pm ]
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yowled with pain as Len accidentally stepped on his tongue with the stilletto heel of her thigh-high boot.

Realising what she had done, Len threw her arms around Bruno and kissed him full on his doggy lips, apologising profusely all the while.

Mr Denny (excited by the display of affection from the notoriously aloof and icy Len - and the fact that her academic gown was falling from her shoulders) threw himself at her feet exclaiming...

Author:  Rowena [ Sun Mar 18, 2007 1:04 am ]
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"Oh Helena, thou art truly a Goddess among women! Whip me! Beat me! Use me as a footstool! Only cast me not out from thy fair presence"
Len stared at him in horror, and cast about desperately for a reply. Just then she was saved by an anguished voice crying "Nooooooooooo! You said you'd be mine forever, how can you be so cruel, you cad, you foul fiend" and someone hurled themself onto Denny's neck and sobbed...

Author:  Elle [ Sun Mar 18, 2007 8:20 pm ]
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That someone was Dr. James Russell.

Author:  dorian [ Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:12 pm ]
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His arrival had a distinctly damping effect on the passions of most of those present. But Bruno, glad to see another old friend, flung himself enthusiastically upon Jem and began to bite and tug at his waistband, while Margot cried, "But Uncle Jem! You said I was your dearest delight!" and, diving at Mr Denny, began to claw at his face, screaming "you shan't have him, you shan't, he's mine!"

Author:  Lexi [ Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:15 pm ]
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"Margot! Kindly control yourself," snapped Matron, who had arrived upon the scene unnoticed by all.

"B..b..but Matron..."

Author:  alicat [ Tue Mar 20, 2007 11:02 am ]
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Matron's arrival brought most of those present to their senses.

It was like a bucket of cold water thrown upon their excitement (although actually that would probably have inflamedmost of their passions further).

Anna made haste to scurry off their her own personal gate in the shrubbery, while herr Laubach took the opportunity to slip out of his dog suit and sneak back to his little chalet.

Mr Denny also slunk off to his lonely bed.

Meanwhile Matron was rushing Len and Margot back inside, anxious lest their by now rather goosebumpd flesh should arouse anyone any further. Under cover of making sure they were warm enough, she vetoed baths at the time of night as impossible as Gaudenz had been too busy stoking other things to see to the boiler, and relieved her own feelings of frustration by providing them with a good rub down, making sure to dry every crevice well with a rough towel.

Sir James, who had been conducting a surprise inspection into late night staffing levels at the san, snapped the chain he happened to have in his pocket on to bruno's collar, and set off to drag him home.

he ceretainly had plenty to regale Madge with over the breakfast table the following morning.

Author:  Sandra [ Tue Mar 20, 2007 10:30 pm ]
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Madge's first question being "why is Bruno von Ahlen wearing a dog lead and why is he chained up outside our kitchen?"

Author:  alicat [ Wed Mar 21, 2007 1:44 pm ]
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her puzzlement soon vanished when Biddy breezed through the door, scooping up a cup of milky coffee as she passed.

"Jem, thank you so much for rescuing Bruno last night." she said. "I came to collect him as soon as I heard what had been going on."
She whisked out of the door and soon released her husband, whom she chivvied down the path.

Madge might have wondered what the meaning was of her final words, which floated through the breakfast-room window ("Home at once, you naught boy. I can see I'm going to have the take you back to Joey's training classes") if she had not been suddenly overcome with a wave of sleepiness.

Jem's hand had slipped when ading the dose to her breakfast and she was actually asleep for the next week.

Author:  Elle [ Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:28 pm ]
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Which meant that Dr Jem had plenty of time to return to the Chalet School armed with a large tub of cream, some vaseline and a video camera.

Author:  Tan [ Wed Apr 11, 2007 2:14 pm ]
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Meanwhile, puzzling about exactly why Biddy had referred to Bruno as her husband. Surely she was married to Eugen, or was there another swinging party that he was unaware of?

He made his way to the french windows in the Head's Department. He thought it most considerate of Hilda to have these installed, as he did find it very difficult to climb through ordinary windows, clad as he was in tight leather trousers.

He was greeted with the words ...

Author:  aitchemelle [ Wed Apr 11, 2007 4:18 pm ]
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"Hello there, big boy." As a lady clad in a PVC nurses outfit, stood waving a bottle of baby oil....

Author:  Elle [ Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:24 pm ]
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"Eustacia?" said Jem in shock.

"Indeed!" quoth she, "Want to play doctors and nurses?"

Author:  Lisa_T [ Wed Apr 11, 2007 10:53 pm ]
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"B-but you're not a nurse!" Jem protested, quite accurately.

"I am now!" chortled Eustacia as she chucked the oil- which incidentally was nothing like as harmless as baby oil- over the unfortunate doctor, and whipped out a...

Author:  LizB [ Thu Apr 12, 2007 6:52 am ]
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... feather duster.

Author:  francesn [ Thu Apr 12, 2007 8:50 am ]
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Jem's eyes watered as the oil made contact with him.

"Crying already?" Eustacia admonished. "I know you've been a naughty boy..."

Author:  Tan [ Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:17 pm ]
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'...but you have to atone before you are allowed to cry' as she walked towards him.

But before anything could happen, they could hear some voices coming from the drawing room.

Author:  Lisa_T [ Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:45 pm ]
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It sounded like a cat and mouse fight. With lots and lots of cats.

In reality, of course, it was

Author:  Tan [ Sun Apr 15, 2007 2:03 pm ]
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Elisaveta and the girls that she was 'punishing'. Though how they had strayed so far from the dormitories without being observed was quite puzzling. More puzzling still was where the occupants of Miss Annersley's wing actually were ...

Author:  Lisa_T [ Sun Apr 15, 2007 8:51 pm ]
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...which was hanging upside down so that their faces peered eerily in through the French door like a row of bats.

Author:  Phil [ Sun Apr 15, 2007 9:07 pm ]
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As a distinctly unclad Stephen Maynard crept in through an open window, his heart pounding for the woman of his dreams! he had always wanted to be a naughty boy running around a girls school, risking getting caught and spanked, and soon he was in sight and scent of his mistress! Yes! Here she was before him....

Author:  Fiona Mc [ Sun Apr 15, 2007 11:58 pm ]
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Mademosiselle de Lachenais or was it Kathie Ferrars no matter either would do.
"I don't think so," roared David Russell, "Kathie's mine all mine."
And he pulled her away protectively much to Mademoiselle's diappointment.
"David," she said with the most sexy French accent that drove Steven wild, "don't you want a real woman, not some young plaything?"

Author:  Lisa_T [ Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:58 am ]
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Kathie snorted violently. "Jeanne, do I look like a teddy bear to you?"

Jeanne looked meditative.

So did Steve. "Let's find out, shall we?" he leered..

Author:  Phil [ Mon Apr 16, 2007 9:39 pm ]
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Age and experience was the winner as the saucy young man wriggled like a slippery eel into the welcoming arms and legs of Mademoiselle! Oh that naughty, crinkly French lingerie! He squirmed as his young legs wriggled on the slippery, firm, smooth lap of Mademoiselle Lachennais!

Squeals and slaps were heard and reached a climax as Steve screamed!

Recognising her brother's squeal, (he had frequently been "target practice") Len toppled over onto the wicked semi clad Margot, Con seized her chance and brandished the whip, determined to bear down upon Len and Margot.

"You don't know how long I have waited for this!" Her eyes glinted!

Author:  Alison H [ Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:45 pm ]
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Does anyone have any more naughty thoughts to add or is this ready for archiving :lol: :lol: ?

Author:  Jennie [ Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:26 pm ]
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You could add a few yourself, Alison.

Author:  Alison H [ Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:26 pm ]
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Naughty thoughts? Moi :lol: ?

Author:  Jennie [ Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:43 pm ]
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Pourquoi pas?

Author:  Lisa_T [ Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:57 pm ]
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:roll: :oops: :roll: :oops:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That is insane. Even by the CBB's standards, that is insane....

Author:  Jennie [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:59 am ]
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Well, you might have added to it, Lisa.

Author:  Lisa_T [ Wed Apr 02, 2008 7:11 pm ]
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I did, but not to the very end, you notice. And my contributions were relatively mild... :lol:

Author:  Katya [ Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:01 pm ]
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:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I've just read the whole of this and am quite literally crying with laughter! Thank you to all the members involved (as it were! :wink: )

Author:  JennieP [ Mon Jul 28, 2008 7:53 pm ]
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Was having a rather dull, grey and uninspiring day until I came across this - my stomach hurts from laughing and I feel miles more cheerful.
The absolute best line was: "From Con's direction came a very small snigger." For some reason it had me absolutely cackling with laughter, but I can't work out why.
So thanks guys, for a fantastic treat. I'm sure EBD would have approved really...

Author:  Abi [ Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:02 pm ]
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:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Some people's imaginations are way too....um.....

*wanders away shaking head*

Author:  jilianb [ Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:03 pm ]
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Just read this and can't stop laughing. Will never view the characters in the same way again. Absolutely brilliant, thanks to everyone
:rofl:

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