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Phil
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Post subject: Margot's Devil - totally inappropriate, please do not read Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 12:20 am |
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Joined: Sun Dec 26, 2004 11:36 pm Posts: 297 Location: London UK
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"I should like to take that devil of hers and shove him back where he came from."
Len spoke these words with vehemence. It distressed her that her triplet was affected by a devil.
Her wish to "shove him back where he came from" was soon granted.
Len spotted a little red man with a forked tail, horns on his head and hooves for his feet, dancing behind Margot one day.
"Right!"
Len grabbed the little red man who was completely taken by surprise, just as Margot was bending over to tie her shoelace.
"Yyyyeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwccccchhhhhh!!!!!!!
"Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!"
"Help! Muuuuurrrrder! Oooowwwww OOOOoHHHHHHhh!!!!!!"
"Please Len, no, no no! Mary Lou heeeeelllpppp!!!!"
"Boo hoo hoo it hurts!"
Mary Lou descended upon the pair in a trice to find Margot crying and rubbing her posterior.
Len had a satisfied smirk on her face.
"Len! What have you done to Margot?"
The steel glare was upon Len, but she did not flinch.
"Saved us all and her a lot of trouble. I put her devil back where he came from! Now go and be nice to Ted now, won't you Margot?"
"Boo hoo hoo! Yes Len. I love Ted."
Margot walked stiffly away still rubbing her nether regions.
Mary Lou was speechless.
But...
Zermatt never happened.
_________________ Phil
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JB
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Post subject: Re: Margot's Devil - totally inappropriate, please do not read Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 8:56 am |
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An extra hour in bed in the morning |
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Liz K
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Post subject: Re: Margot's Devil - totally inappropriate, please do not read Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 9:56 am |
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Getting into trouble with Mlle Berne |
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ChubbyMonkey
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Post subject: Re: Margot's Devil - totally inappropriate, please do not read Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:40 am |
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Presenting your school report |
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_________________ "His distinguished air, his handsome dark face, his composed attitude - for he stood perfectly still with one hand at his side - gave singular effect to the circumstance of his being without a hat." - 'Tales of Angria'
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Artemis
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Post subject: Re: Margot's Devil - totally inappropriate, please do not read Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:42 am |
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OUCH - that made me laugh so much it hurts . . . . I agree, that's exactly what Joey should have done!
_________________ The unexamined life is not worth living (Socrates)
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PaulineS
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Post subject: Re: Margot's Devil - totally inappropriate, please do not read Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 12:34 pm |
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Fifth Form! |
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linda
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Post subject: Re: Margot's Devil - totally inappropriate, please do not read Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 6:09 pm |
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_________________ Linda Carpe Diem
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Post subject: Re: Margot's Devil - totally inappropriate, please do not read Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 7:19 pm |
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Abi
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Post subject: Re: Margot's Devil - totally inappropriate, please do not read Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 8:48 pm |
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Presenting your school report |
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_________________ "I am going to give you all a nice, fun, normal evening. Even if I have to kill every single person on the face of the earth to do it."
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Lesley
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Post subject: Re: Margot's Devil - totally inappropriate, please do not read Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:31 pm |
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_________________ *Eine Klippe ist eine bedeutende Vertikale oder nahe Vertikale, Felsenbelichtung.*
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Post subject: Re: Margot's Devil - totally inappropriate, please do not read Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:38 pm |
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Playing Impertinent Questions |
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Post subject: Re: Margot's Devil - totally inappropriate, please do not read Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 9:51 pm |
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Arguing with your guardian |
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what a way to get us all to read it!
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Post subject: Re: Margot's Devil - totally inappropriate, please do not read Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:12 am |
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