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Author:  Minim [ Sun Nov 28, 2010 7:17 pm ]
Post subject:  How to make a CS book

Carola:

You will need:

1 travel-bored middle
1 globe-trotting carer
1 Irish history teacher
1 hyper-active Junior
1 doctor-seeking mistress
1 doctor, preferably handsome
1 dolls house-maker
1 careless teacher
1 triplet

1 hotel
1 boat
1 half-term
1 pond
1 kitchen
1 load of ingredients
1 dolls house
1 cigarette

Method:

1: Mix travel-bored middle with History teacher. Use hotel.
2: Remove travel-bored middle from hotel and mix with globe-trotting carer with boat.
3: Wait to brew until half term.
4: Take travel-bored middle, hyper-active junior, and doctor-seeking mistress to pond. Put hyper-active junior in pond. Add travel-bored middle. Let fantastic doctor walk in to save the day.
5: Put travel-bored middle in kitchen with load of ingredients. Wait for disaster.
6: Leave travel-bored middle with dolls house and maker. Wait for Sale idea.
7: Give cigarette to careless teacher, put travel-bored middle and triplet in room. Wait for calamity.

New Chalet School:

You will need:

1 Retiring Headmistress
2 schools
1 Gang of children, led by twins
1 dying mother in San.
1 catapult
1 young girl
1 young authoress
1 former Headmistress
1 load of tricks
1 baby

Method

1: make Retiring Headmistress give school to Former headmistress
2: merge two schools
3: leave Former Headmistress, young authoress and young girl in room with leader twins who've got catapult. Leave to brew.
4: Take children's gang with School and fill with load of tricks.
5: Leave gang leaders with baby until disappearance.
6: Make dying mother die.
7: find children with baby and tell them the news.

Excitements:

You need:

1 rowdy form
1 future celebration
1 adult authoress
1 triplet
1 nasty senior
1 school
1 Load of ideas
1 load of mistresses
1 self absorbed girl
1 half-term trip
1 spot supper

Method

1: Put triplet in rowdy form. Set form up against nasty senior.
2: Get adult authoress and put it with future celebration
3: Make authoress talk about future celebration with school. Make school announce it.
4. Spread ideas around the school. Make sure triplet picks one up.
5: Make school submit ideas to load of mistresses
6: Put Self-absorbed girl on half-term trip. Leave to de-self-absorb
7: Add Spot Supper and leave.

Challenge

You need:

1 headmistress
1 tour
1 stand-in head
1 demon middle
1 unhappy new girl
1 appendix-struck teacher
1 replacement teacher
1 test prank
1 annoying butter-in.
1 form
1 nativity play

Method:

1: put current headmistress on tour. Bring in replacement.
2: drag demon middle and unhappy new girl and add them to mix.
3: Put unhappy new girl into trouble with form.
4: Make teacher appendix-struck. Bring in replacement.
5: Give demon middle test trick. This will be used on replacement teacher.
6: Make demon middle run away. Send annoying butter-in after her.
7: take headmistress off tour. Run nativity play.

Exploits

You need:

1 Prussian
1 School beauty
1 form
1 Halloween-themed Staff evening
1 Christmas play
1 pit
2 Americans
1 science set (with additions).
1 school

Method:

1: Put Prussian in school with cousin, the school beauty
2: Make Prussian enrage form
3: Make school beauty lose temper with Prussian
4: Mix 1 American with pit
5: put other American with Science set. Leave until explosion.
6: mix Prussian and Staff Evening until result.
7: Put Prussian in Christmas play. Enjoy.

If you want any more, add them yourselves. :D :D

Author:  PaulineS [ Sun Nov 28, 2010 8:09 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: How to make a CS book

What a good summary of the books.

Author:  emma t [ Sun Nov 28, 2010 9:04 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: How to make a CS book

Love this, so true! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  Chatelaine [ Mon Nov 29, 2010 12:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: How to make a CS book

Brilliant! Pity that, given that this is the CS and everyone there is apparently addicted to lemonade, you can't add glugs of brandy or cider to the mix every now and again :twisted:

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