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| Author: | Dawn [ Sun Sep 02, 2007 9:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Communal Drabble from the Gather |
You will have to imagine the pretty little pictures which accompanied the original of this heartwarming tale of life on the Gornetz Platz. Italics are used to show when a new poster started. It was a cold and frosty afternoon on the Gornetz Platz. The girls of the Chalet School were rambling, as they often did, wandering in small groups along the scenic paths. Len, Con and Margot Maynard were walking together, chatting about the new baby sibling that was on the way. Suddenly Con gave a startled exclamation and pointed... Len walked into her from behind and Margot fell over them both. Unfortunately, they had tumbled into the only patch of quicksand in the Alps. It was a sticky situation and they were about to lose hope when a potential rescuer dashed into view, golden haired, handsome, panting wildly. He lept onto them and covered them with wet sloppy kisses. This had the unfortunate effect of making things much worse. It seemed that Con was made of SUGAR. And she disolved. "Oh well, one less sibling to look after" thought Len, as she chopped second twins up to make stew for that evenings dinner... Across the alm a goat approached, on the back of which rode a wild haired stranger. "Argh!" Yelled Len, throwing the ladle into 2nd twin stew. "The Pim! Run..." Pim threw her sharpened red beard at Len, killing her instantly after 13 agonising days. Joey on hearing the news reacted in an interesting fashion. "Topping" she exclaimed as she loosened her hair. "Wizard" she added as she plaited her hair into two skew whiff plaits. "Smashing" was the epithet that accompanied her donning of a gymslip. "Now I can take up my rightful place as the archetypal 'Chalet School Girl'" she pronounced as she dashed to the school and joined onto the end of a shocked lVb as they trailed into morning prayers. Unfortunately for Jo, lVb contained a few forceful members, who couldn't stand Jo, and these bright sparks promptly seized her and bundled her into the nearest cupboard, along with a man eating shark and some lime green blancmange... Joey, quick of mind on this occasion, realised that the shark, being out of water would be dead; made some quick sandwiches from the blancmange and then left to seek her revenge. Unknown to Joey the blancmange itself was the real weapon and a quick acting poison. This poison though, rather than kill her, wiped her mind completely and, when Gaudenz found her, he realised that this was the perfect woman for him. Poor Gaudenz - what he didn't know was that his cologne was the antidote to the poison. Joey came to her full senses and memory and Gaudenz would never recover from the 9 hour session that followed. Joey, however, renewed with a new - well something - now strode out to continue upon her mission, leaving a dazed and confused Gaudenz gibbering senselessly in the corner. |
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| Author: | Nicola [ Tue Sep 04, 2007 11:07 am ] |
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He was discovered by Karen, who restored his equilibrium with one of her famed vegetable sausages... |
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| Author: | Carolyn P [ Tue Sep 04, 2007 11:28 am ] |
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Joey meanwhile strode down the corridor, hands in pockets trying to whistle and speak in all 3 official languages of the school at the same time. She dodged Matey who was looking meditativly at a jar of castor oil only to bump, literaly, into the Head girl. Joey don't forget was trying to be a middle, hence the gymslip that confused the head girl for a second, but being made of sterner stuff and not a jellyfish she pulled herself together and said, |
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| Author: | Pat [ Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:33 pm ] |
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"Oh! Mrs Maynard! I didn't recognise you at first. Are you going to a Fancy Dress Party?" |
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| Author: | Liane [ Tue Sep 04, 2007 9:28 pm ] |
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At which Jo, highly offended at being recognised, turned on her heel and stalked down the corridor. |
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| Author: | Vick [ Tue Sep 04, 2007 9:33 pm ] |
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As she turned the corner, she literally bumped into someone she had been trying to avoid. |
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| Author: | La Petite Em [ Thu Sep 06, 2007 9:54 pm ] |
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Matey tugged an extra large shrimping net over the wriggling woman whilst crying, "Now I have you! You deserve a triple dose, one for each blasted triplet, of my patent ointment made from..." |
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| Author: | Elle [ Fri Sep 07, 2007 10:47 am ] |
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...lard and crushed worms!" Joey shrieked with horror, and tried to run, however... |
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| Author: | Jennie [ Fri Sep 07, 2007 11:55 am ] |
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...her escape attempt was doomed to failure, because the moment she got outside the door, she ran slap into...................... BIG MADGE! |
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| Author: | Dawn [ Fri Sep 07, 2007 4:39 pm ] |
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who took a deep breath and said.... |
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| Author: | Maeve [ Sun Sep 09, 2007 5:35 pm ] |
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...to a now coughing Joey who was having difficulty catching her breath, "Joey, baba, I do wish you'd realise how your being ill from rushing around worries me so. Now run and change your frock - you look like a complete schoolgirl." "Well, duh, Madge!" said Joey, taking a pack of Lucky Strikes our of her pocket... |
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| Author: | Vick [ Tue Sep 11, 2007 9:14 pm ] |
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Before she had chance to take a cigarette out and light it, however, someone snatched the packet from her hand..... |
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| Author: | Liane [ Tue Sep 11, 2007 10:23 pm ] |
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Matey had caught uo to her! Joey went a rather fetching shade of green and then paled.. |
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| Author: | Jennie [ Wed Sep 12, 2007 1:47 pm ] |
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as Matey forced a dose of her own patented cure-all down her throat. |
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| Author: | Rosalin [ Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:36 pm ] |
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Unfortunately Joey then puffed on her cigarette, which reacted rather explosively to the high alcohol content of Matey's patent dose |
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| Author: | Elle [ Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:45 pm ] |
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As smoke poured out of all Joey's available orifices her earphone hair style burst into flames... |
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| Author: | Jennie [ Thu Sep 13, 2007 8:59 am ] |
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So she was obliged to flip her hair off her head, thus revealing to the world that she was not only bald, but also had a very vulgar tattoo on the front of her scalp. |
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| Author: | Fiona Mc [ Thu Sep 13, 2007 12:26 pm ] |
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Matey gasped, horrified and colapsed (being a spineless jellyfish and not a true chalet girl) |
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| Author: | Vick [ Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:57 pm ] |
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At which Joey cackled loudly, before trying to make her escape. Unfortunately, as she ran around the corner of the building, still clutching her wig, she ran straight into her husband who caught her. He said........ |
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| Author: | Carolyn P [ Fri Sep 14, 2007 9:10 pm ] |
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"Oh, I remember giving you that tatoo, wasn't there another one as well?" |
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| Author: | Jennie [ Sun Sep 23, 2007 5:46 pm ] |
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'Yes, there was, but it wan't as ingenious as yours, after all , yours grows when..............' |
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| Author: | Elle [ Sun Sep 23, 2007 7:18 pm ] |
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you take a double dose of viagra' and cackling she hurried off to see if she could find... |
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| Author: | coddle [ Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:59 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Communal Drabble from the Gather |
.... something to cover the tattoo with, after all it was a little outdated and very un - chalet - school - girl like ..... She went into the art room and started to rifle through some drawers when she found something unexpected .. She went pale, and looked around distractedly ..... what on earth??? she had found a ....... |
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| Author: | ChubbyMonkey [ Sat Jul 11, 2009 7:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Communal Drabble from the Gather |
...picture of Karen in absolutely nothing at all. She put it down just in time for a startled Herr Laubach to walk into the room and... |
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| Author: | coddle [ Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:03 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Communal Drabble from the Gather |
look at her accusingly . 'I knew zat introducing ze photography club vud lead to trobble... Fraulein, you most come viz me to see ze headmistress' .... With this, Herr Laubach put his hand on her shoulder, marched her to the Head's office and knocked on the door. 'Entrez' ..................... |
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| Author: | Emma A [ Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Communal Drabble from the Gather |
Joey pushed open the door smartly, the words of her complaint suddenly dying into silence as she saw Miss Annersley sitting at the desk... But she looked - odd. Joey gasped. "Hilda! You're wearing spectacles!" |
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| Author: | ChubbyMonkey [ Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Communal Drabble from the Gather |
"All the better to see you with," smiled Hilda, suddenly looking slightly hungry. Joey gaped at her, surprised. |
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| Author: | coddle [ Thu Jul 16, 2009 7:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Communal Drabble from the Gather |
'Only joking Jo, I'm practising my 'look' for upper IVb - they've been playing up again. Now what can I do for you Herr Laubach?' 'I vill leave zat for zis ... zis...... ' Herr Laubach spluttered, indignation silencing him .... Jo placed the photograph on the Headmistress's desk and Miss Annersley looked at it and smiled.. 'Hilda - you've seen this before!' Joey exclaimed .............. |
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| Author: | JennieP [ Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:35 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Communal Drabble from the Gather |
"Of course I have, Joey" said Hilda in her beautiful voice, which reached to all corners of the (admittedly small) room. "I took it!"....... |
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| Author: | coddle [ Fri Jul 17, 2009 10:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Communal Drabble from the Gather |
'But Hilda' ... Joey spluttered ... 'What is the meaning of this??? surely you are not ........ ' |
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| Author: | ChubbyMonkey [ Fri Jul 17, 2009 10:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Communal Drabble from the Gather |
"Oh, but I am," said Hilda quickly, a wicked twinkle in her eyes (which still didn't need the glasses she was wearing). "Seeing as so many of our Old Girls have become models, I've decided to take up photography. The school needs something to help pay for all the compensation people want from their near-death experiences now." Joey, for once in her life, found herself speechless. |
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