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#1: The very bad drabble writer Author: Phil, Location: London UK PostPosted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 9:17 pm
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Margot Maynard qualied in terror! She hid under Miss Annersley's desk, hoping the big bad Phil would not find her there! Suddenly the door burst open to reveal the leering ugly features of the mad, bad drabble writer, Phil.

"No! No! No! No! Please! No! Not another drabble! Please!"

"He! He! He!" was all she got in reply.

"Now what sort of drabble can I write for you this time?"

"Please I don't like being the main character in your drabbles! I really don't! You write far too quickly, you don't plan them in rough, you rarely check your spelling and grammar! I'll bet half the readers on the CBB can't even understand what you are trying to say!"

"But you are such a versatile character Margot! So full of evil!"

"I am NOT! I've been a very good girl recently!"

"Really?"

"Yes! Really! And I did not enjoy it when you wrote that drabble where I was expelled and sent to Malory Towers! Thank goodness the hacker disposed of that!"

"Hm! Maybe I shall have to write that one again!"

"Oh no! I am NOT getting expelled again! Not for you or anyone else on the CBB!"

"But Margot, we can do what we like with you! We could have you renouncing your vows and becoming a professional dominatrix or appearing in the latest Big Brother Series, or I'm a Chalet School Girl, Get Me Out of Here! Or even an episode of Doctor Who!"

"Please! Can't I just stay at the Chalet School and be a good girl?"

"NO! Certainly not!"

"Oh no!"

The big bad Phil had started to write. A bad sign. It meant another interminable piece of yibble probably involving Margot being boiled in oil. To her immense shock and horror a furious Mary Lou appeared. She grabbed Margot with one hand and raised her off the ground. Margot wriggled in terror!

"I can make Mary Lou do as I command! Mary Lou! Prepare a cold, wet dark dungeon for this creature and lock her in it. Feed her on stale bread and water."

"As you command, Master. So it shall be." Mary Lou's performance was very much that of a ham actor.

Margot was bundled out to suffer the indignities, torment and humiliation of being involved in another cruel Phil drabble.
#2:  Author: kimothy, Location: Glasgow PostPosted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 9:27 pm
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On. The. Floor. Laughing.

Thank you Phil- you made my day!
#3:  Author: leahbelle, Location: Kilmarnock PostPosted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 9:47 pm
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That was fabulous, Phil! Very Happy Laughing
#4:  Author: nikkie, Location: Cumbria PostPosted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 11:16 pm
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So which one next then Phil............................................ Wink
#5:  Author: Fatima, Location: Sunny Qatar PostPosted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 3:55 am
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I'm in favour of the Doctor Who one myself.

Thanks Phil.
#6:  Author: tiffinata, Location: melbourne, australia PostPosted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 9:09 am
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SLOC is wondering what the heck I'm choking at!

How 'bout Survivor?
#7:  Author: Liane, Location: Manchester PostPosted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 8:50 pm
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Very funny. Thanks Phil!
#8:  Author: Laura V, Location: Merseyside, UK PostPosted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 1:58 pm
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Laughing Laughing this is great!
#9:  Author: Elle, Location: Peterborough PostPosted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:22 pm
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Brilliant! Write them all please Phil.


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