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Author:  The Ratbag Club [ Tue May 22, 2007 9:40 pm ]
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Welcome, ladies, to The Ratbag Club, a select group of those, hand picked by The Lime Green Woman (TM) and awarded the honorific title of rat bag. As a member of this select group you have dared to do the unthinkable, you have crossed The Queen of Cliffs (TM) in some unspeakable way and caused her to utter sentance upon you, to mark you as a member of the club.

Your reward, hopefully, if of course you have survived her wroth and retribution, is the benefit of membership.

The Ratbag Club boasts all the usual benefits of other private members clubs around the CBB, nectar like coffee on tap (or something stronger if you can find the cupboard it's hidden in), lemon biscuits, luscious cream cakes all to be enjoyed whilst seated in the overstuffed comfortable chairs of the club's main room.


Membership to The Ratbag Club, is of course free, for those who dare to risk all for a chance to join us.

We, the Management, cordially invite any CBBer who has achieved Ratbag status to state when and where this was and they will be accepted to the membership. Those who inspire to join us know what they have to do and we await your applications with interest

Author:  Elle [ Wed May 23, 2007 7:44 am ]
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Well, the Lime Greem Woman didn't actually call me a Ratbag, but I think I upset her when I had Hilda accidently chop Nell's head off... Does that count?

Author:  Jennie [ Wed May 23, 2007 12:00 pm ]
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I think the best thing is to stay absolutely silent, unless the cream cakes are especially delicious.

Author:  Carolyn P [ Wed May 23, 2007 12:56 pm ]
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I don't think she has ever called me a Ratbag....unless my memory is going.

Author:  Katarzyna [ Wed May 23, 2007 1:02 pm ]
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She's called me ratbag, in public as well :) I think i am most probably the most recent member of "the club" :)


Now, i wonder what those membership benefits are???

Author:  Róisín [ Wed May 23, 2007 2:09 pm ]
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Is this linked into the RCS drabble? :lol:

Author:  francesn [ Wed May 23, 2007 3:34 pm ]
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I'm yet to write a drabble where both Nell and Hilda remain alive but The Lime Green Woman (TM) hasn't called me a ratbag yet.

Author:  Katarzyna [ Wed May 23, 2007 3:59 pm ]
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Can't help thinking Fran that the school report would say "must try harder" :D

Author:  francesn [ Wed May 23, 2007 4:08 pm ]
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No thanks! I value my life!

Author:  Pat [ Wed May 23, 2007 7:51 pm ]
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She won't kill you, just put you through the mill virtually!

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