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The Chalet School Mafia (by Brie) updated 22/11 p2
http://www.the-cbb.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=1639
Author:  kimothy [ Sat Nov 18, 2006 12:13 pm ]
Post subject:  The Chalet School Mafia (by Brie) updated 22/11 p2
Brie blew her nose yet again, the overflowing bin beside her, evidence that she did in fact have the worst cold in the history of the Earth.

And of course what better cure for the streaming nose, than logging on to her personal haven, the CBB.

"What the ****??? **** **** ****!!! Is this someone's idea of a very, bad joke?" she yelled at the screen.


her anger perhaps was spurred on by the fact that she was drugged up on paracetamol, and disgusting home remedies.

"oh B*****ks" she groaned, "Can't a girl get a bit of procastination done anymore?"

that, of course, was when the swirling vortex appeared in the space where her monitor had been.

"interesting" she murmured, as she felt her head to see if her fever had gone up.

In moments she was gone, the vortex swallowing her up, leaving behind the computer she had been sitting at.

The CBB was still flashing on the screen. only now the CBB was blinding. It soft tones had been changed to a luminous lime, on a background of cream.

Its name had changed too, it was now the JBBB.

the Joey Bettany Bulletin Board.

The mutated plot bunny drove me to it... i swear.. i swear!
Author:  Rowena [ Sat Nov 18, 2006 1:41 pm ]
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snigger!! :lol:
Author:  Lesley [ Sat Nov 18, 2006 3:32 pm ]
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Oh dear - this doesn't bode well! :lol:
Author:  Jennie [ Sat Nov 18, 2006 3:34 pm ]
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I think we'd better organise a guerrilla army to fight this.
Author:  leahbelle [ Sat Nov 18, 2006 3:36 pm ]
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*giggles* :D
Author:  Phil [ Sat Nov 18, 2006 3:59 pm ]
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Sniggers :lol:
Author:  Aquabird [ Sat Nov 18, 2006 6:30 pm ]
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LOL! :lol:
Author:  kimothy [ Sat Nov 18, 2006 7:02 pm ]
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Brie found herself in bed. And a very uncomfortable bed it was too! She tried to move but found herself so tightly tucked in she could not move.

She struggled to open her eyes, but the smell of hot milk was wafting over to her, making her feel ever so sleepy, and she found herself falling back out of consciousness.

She woke up much later to find a terrifying woman standing over her. She was not very tall, but with her hair pulled tightly back from her face, her muscular frame and her tightly starched uniform she looked as though she was straight out of the army.

Next to her stood a woman, with eyes that were so piercing blue, that as brie looked into them she felt herself frozen by their iciness.

"tell us what you know" she said, her voice steely and commanding.

Brie looked blank.

"Where am i?" she said eventually

"Don't feign innocence child! We know you know. We have our spies..." burst in the muscular one, her eyes bulging with suspicion.

She turned to the blue-eyed woman, "Hilda, i think its time for my truth serum..."

she produced it, and the foul smell of cod-liver oil flooded the room.

Brie blanched.

"I'll talk! I'll talk!" she exclaimed, "what do you want to know?"

The woman addressed as Hilda nodded smiling twistedly.

"Perhaps i should dose her anyhow... just to make sure she really tells the truth..." trailed of the smaller woman cruelly.

Brie went white.

"No" said Hilda slowly, "No Gwynneth i dont think there is any need...yet" she let this threat hang in the air.

suddenly Bries eyes widened....Gwynneth and hilda.... it couldn't be....

Hilda suddenly turned to brie, her frigid eyes locked on hers,

"Aaah yes, you have finally realised.. you took longer than the others. I thought you would never guess. Now tell me all you know about the CBB"

Brie looked at Hilda, dismay clear on her face, but powerless to take her eyes off of her.
Author:  Tara [ Sun Nov 19, 2006 1:14 am ]
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More, please, Brie! Muchly enjoying this.
Author:  kimothy [ Sun Nov 19, 2006 10:47 am ]
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"I.... i..." brie stammered, finally tearing her eyes away from Hilda.

her face cleared suddenly, "this isn't real. I'm hallucinating.I'm dreaming. It's okay. it's okay."

"Give me names!" snarled Gwynneth.

Brie promptly fainted away, hoping the joey bettany approach would work.

"Now look what you've done Matey" groaned Hilda.

Brie concentrated on keeping her eyes closed, and her breathing even.

"can't you keep using Lesley?" asked Matey annoyed, "You know she worships the ground you walk on."

"I've tried Gwynneth. As you know. But she is starting to catch on. She thinks Hilda Annersley is a nice person. Do you know how trying it is to act nice all the time?"

Matey scowled. "Brute force, its the only answer Hilda."

Hilda scowled, "Put her with the others Matey. She'll talk soon... she's a weak one. We'll crack her easy."

"You said that about Roisin, and Pim. and they are still sitting down there."

Not for long Matey, not for long" and she cackled hysterically.

* * *

Meanwhile Liss was checking her emails with some trepidation. When she had logged on the computer had announced that she had 72 new emails.

She groaned. All from CBBers. What did they want now? Wasn't it enough that she had created the best site in the whole entire world?

By the time she had got to the 32nd email, which said pretty much the same thing as the first 31, she was quite annoyed.

If someone had hacked into her site, HER SITE, again, they were going to wish they had NEVER been born.

She logged onto the CBB, with some hesitation.

What she saw, made her screech with rage.

This was war. the evil hacker-person was not going to get away with anything this time.

apologies to all, but the plot bunny refused to let me be tortured alone
Author:  Lesley [ Sun Nov 19, 2006 11:00 am ]
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brie you are in so much trouble. :twisted:
Author:  kimothy [ Sun Nov 19, 2006 11:12 am ]
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*runs and hides*
Author:  Jennie [ Sun Nov 19, 2006 2:20 pm ]
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Very, very dicey, Brie.
Author:  Vikki [ Sun Nov 19, 2006 6:06 pm ]
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Lesley wrote:
brie you are in so much trouble. :twisted:


*giggles*

Don't worry Brie, Lesley's a pussycat really!! :wink:
Author:  Tara [ Mon Nov 20, 2006 12:44 am ]
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Brie promptly fainted away, hoping the joey bettany approach would work.


You never know, Brie, it might! :lol:
Author:  Elle [ Mon Nov 20, 2006 11:45 am ]
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kimothy wrote:

Brie promptly fainted away, hoping the joey bettany approach would work.




ROFLMAO

Fab!
Author:  kimothy [ Mon Nov 20, 2006 3:42 pm ]
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please be nice CBBers, cos you may all appear in this drabble :?

*smiles hopefully*

you wont mind will you?????

*tries to squash PB but instead gets bitten*

and if you actually WANT to be in the drabble, pleas say because then im less likely to offend someone :lol:

(I am btw expecting lots of volunteers!! ):twisted:
Author:  kimothy [ Mon Nov 20, 2006 5:03 pm ]
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Brie found herself dumped in a small dark room, which at first appeared empty. But as Brie got used to the darkness she realised she was not alone.

"Who's there?" she asked timidly.

"Gill?" called avoice nervously

"Gill you promised you would leave me alone. I gave you a happy ending remember? Remember! Please don't hurt me again. I haven't written any more drabbles about you i promise" the voice was getting more and more high-pitched and Brie decided it was time that she admitted that she was in fact not Gill, whoever Gill was.

"Ummm i'm not gill" whispered Brie.

"Who are you?" came the sharp reply, "not Joan? I'm giving her a nice story!"

"No not Joan..I'm brie"

"Brie? what kind of name is that?" came the reply

"Well uh mine"

then light dawned for them at the same time

"you're form the CBB" called the other woman joyfully.

"You are not a CS character" replied Brie with equal relief.

then she asked seriously, "please tell me i am not going insane"

"no, it just feels like it" replied the other woman, "I'm becky by the way, but you might know me better as Fatima.

"Oh i love your drabbles! what is going to happen with steve and joan?" asked brie excitedly, and omewhat off the point.

They were joined by another CBBer first though.

"you didn't tell them anything did you?" he asked.

"No!" exclaimed Brie annoyed, mostly because she almost had.

"They threatened me though. Who knew miss annersley had such scary eyes.

The man shivered. "I'm phil" he introduced himself.

"Ooooh i like your drabbles too. I really liked the one about..."

"enough about the drabbles please.. this is RL here" called another voice.

Brie looked about herself bemsed.

Apologies times a thousand, i think my current avatar message is definetly correct somehow making an enemy *g*
Author:  Lesley [ Mon Nov 20, 2006 8:08 pm ]
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kimothy wrote:
Who knew miss annersley had such scary eyes.



I did! :wink:


Looking good brie - and I don't really mind. :lol:
Author:  leahbelle [ Mon Nov 20, 2006 8:43 pm ]
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Thanks, brie.
Author:  Jennie [ Mon Nov 20, 2006 9:21 pm ]
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This is great, Brie. Please don't let the Russells loose on me.
Author:  Cath V-P [ Mon Nov 20, 2006 11:51 pm ]
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This is great fun Brie. :lol:
Author:  kimothy [ Wed Nov 22, 2006 5:57 pm ]
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Leahbelle, was like all good CBBers contemplating a nice big mug of tea and a browse through the CBB, perhaps even an update to Jessica if she could be bothered.

What she wasn't expecting was the board to appear as a giant head, with flashing lime green eyes, and giant earphones straggling out at either side.

Suddenly the earphones started to unwind. Leahbelle watched in complete horror as the long thick black hair started to take up more and more of the screen. Suddenly a long, straggling plait shot out of the screen and wound itself around her.

She yelled. loudly. even more loudly, when she managed by some strange contortion to spill her hot tea on her foot.

There was a loud commotion downstairs, and a yell of "Sue, you didn't put ANOTHER hole in the wall did you?"

Leahbelle glared, some SLOC he was!

By the time her SLOC came up the stairs the room was empty. The screen blank, and all that was left was a long strip of black hair, which her SLOC looked at with some disdain.

"I was only joking sue. No need to go off in a huff" he muttered to the empty room.

* * *

"You are lucky" said another of the woman Brie had found herself surrounded by.

"You were only interrogated by miss annersley.."

"and matron" brie hastened to add, not willing for her traumatic ordeal to seem less terrible than it had been.

"yeah, yeah" continued Vikki, "Well i was interrogated by Mary-lou herself"

"Stop gloating" growled Phil.

"You are just annoyed 'cos you only got interrogated by con stewart" gloated Vikki.

"Peppery tongue versus the kenswigses. I think i win" argued Phil.

"Stop arguing" commanded another voice wearily, "none of you have been up against the worst yet. The others are all equally bad, just in different ways."

Vikki and Phil, and perhaps half of the others in the room all turned to glare at this new person. They were all spoiling for a fight. Perhaps because they were being held prisoner by people who didn't actually exist.

Or perhaps it was from the foul smell coming from one particular CBBer.

"Who are you?" demanded Fatima, perhaps to stop the fighting or perhaps just because she actually wanted to know.
Author:  leahbelle [ Wed Nov 22, 2006 8:56 pm ]
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Oh, brie, that was soooo funny! I love my scene. Absolutely hysterical :P .

Thanks!
Author:  Tara [ Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:30 pm ]
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Wonderful! :lol: Wonder who's smelling? :shock:
Author:  Cath V-P [ Thu Nov 23, 2006 12:02 am ]
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That has cheered me up in the face of adversity (the laundry)! Any time you feel like updating.... :wink:
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