The 12 days of Chalet
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#1: The 12 days of Chalet Author: CBB Secret Santa,  PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:05 am

To be sung to the tune of 'The 12 Days of Christmas' (obviously) with apologies for occasional scanning difficulties! Very Happy

On the first day of Christmas,
my Santa sent to me
A complete set of hard-back EBDs.

On the second day of Christmas,
my Santa sent to me
Two Saint Bernard dogs,
And a complete set of hard-back EBDs.

On the third day of Christmas,
my Santa sent to me
Three Maynard triplets,
Two Saint Bernard dogs,
And a complete set of hard-back EBDs.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my Santa sent to me
Four wise headmistresses,
Three Maynard triplets,
Two Saint Bernard dogs,
And a complete set of hard-back EBDs.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my Santa sent to me
Five fines for slang,
Four wise headmistresses,
Three Maynard triplets,
Two Saint Bernard dogs,
And a complete set of hard-back EBDs.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my Santa sent to me
Six lemon biscuits,
Five fines for slang,
Four wise headmistresses,
Three Maynard triplets,
Two Saint Bernard dogs,
And a complete set of hard-back EBDs.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my Santa sent to me
Seven tricky new girls,
Six lemon biscuits,
Five fines for slang,
Four wise headmistresses,
Three Maynard triplets,
Two Saint Bernard dogs,
And a complete set of hard-back EBDs.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my Santa sent to me
Eight near-fatal accidents,
Seven tricky new girls,
Six lemon biscuits,
Five fines for slang,
Four wise headmistresses,
Three Maynard triplets,
Two Saint Bernard dogs,
And a complete set of hard-back EBDs.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my Santa sent to me
Nine dishy doctors,
Eight near-fatal accidents,
Seven tricky new girls,
Six lemon biscuits,
Five fines for slang,
Four wise headmistresses,
Three Maynard triplets,
Two Saint Bernard dogs,
And a complete set of hard-back EBDs.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my Santa sent to me
Ten naughty Middles,
Nine dishy doctors,
Eight near-fatal accidents,
Seven tricky new girls,
Six lemon biscuits,
Five fines for slang,
Four wise headmistresses,
Three Maynard triplets,
Two Saint Bernard dogs,
And a complete set of hard-back EBDs.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my Santa sent to me
Eleven shiny drabbles,
Ten naughty Middles,
Nine dishy doctors,
Eight near-fatal accidents,
Seven tricky new girls,
Six lemon biscuits,
Five fines for slang,
Four wise headmistresses,
Three Maynard triplets,
Two Saint Bernard dogs,
And a complete set of hard-back EBDs.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my Santa sent to me
Twelve lime-green twin-sets,
Eleven shiny drabbles,
Ten naughty Middles,
Nine dishy doctors,
Eight near-fatal accidents,
Seven tricky new girls,
Six lemon biscuits,
Five fines for slang,
Four wise headmistresses,
Three Maynard triplets,
Two Saint Bernard dogs,
And a complete set of hard-back EBDs.

 

#2:  Author: Alison H, Location: Manchester PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:07 pm

Oh if only someone would send us all a complete set of hardbacks! Thanks Santa - loved that!

 

#3:  Author: MaryR, Location: Sale Cheshire PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:30 pm

Fantabulous! And wicked! Laughing

 

#4:  Author: Katya, Location: Mostly Bradford PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 2:08 pm

LOVE the line about the twin-sets!! Laughing Laughing

 

#5:  Author: Mia, Location: London PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 2:37 pm

That's ace! I'm really enjoying the Secret Santa drabbles.

 

#6:  Author: Rosy, Location: Gloucestershire-London-Aberystwyth PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 6:17 pm

*giggles*

lucky Chelsea.

That's cracking. Nicely done!

 

#7:  Author: Chelsea, Location: Your Imagination PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 6:59 pm

THANK YOU SANTA!!!

Of, my office mates now think I am even crazier than previously suspected Rolling Eyes

**goes off humming

 

#8:  Author: Squirrel, Location: St-Andrews or Dunfermline PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 7:36 pm

Laughing The twinset line completely cracked me up! Here I was, trying to sing it, and the next thing I cant cause I'm laughing so much! Thanks Santa, very amusing!

 

#9:  Author: Chair, Location: Rochester, Kent, England PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 7:38 pm

Thanks, Secret Santa. That was fantastic and Chelsea is so lucky.

 

#10:  Author: Vikki, Location: Sitting on an iceberg, freezing to death!!! PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 8:17 pm

That was absolutely smashing Santa!

 

#11:  Author: Susan, Location: Carlisle PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 9:58 pm

Absolutley hysterical.

 

#12:  Author: Alice, Location: London, England PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:05 pm

Ooo, imagine, 12 complete sets of Hardback EBDs!

 

#13:  Author: Fatima, Location: Sunny Qatar PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 7:41 am

Please may I borrow one of the lime-green twinsets for the ball?

That was fabulous, Santa, thank you.

 

#14:  Author: nikkie, Location: Cumbria PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:19 pm

I liked the Drs! Embarassed

 

#15:  Author: Cath V-P, Location: Newcastle NSW PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 11:35 am

I like the fines for slang!

You are a very clever Santa!

 

#16:  Author: Róisín, Location: Vancouver for now PostPosted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 2:32 pm

Fantastic! Shouldn't the number twelve have been kept for the dishy doctors *lol* Brilliant Santa, Chelsea is a lucky girl.

 

#17:  Author: Carolyn P, Location: Lancaster, England PostPosted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 3:31 pm

Laughing Great Fun. Laughing

 

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