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#1: Rosalie and the Muddy Girls Author: Rachel,

Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 2:48 pm

Rosalie looked up from her desk at the two girls standing in front of her dripping in mud. She sighed, knowing that once again poor Hilda was going to be expected to temper Justice with Mercy. "Wait here," she snapped shrewishly at the two girls, who hadn;t even the decncy to look embarrassed.

"Hilda, two more for you," Rosalie said briefly, sticking her head round the door to Hilda's study.
"It better not be those two new girls again!" Hilda snapped. "I swear I wish we'd never accepted them here. They have been far more trouble than Betty Wynne-Davis, Thekla von Stift AND Mary-Lou Trelawney rolled in to one! Or two in this case, but you know what I meant." Rosalie said nothing, still keeping her body firmly oln the outside of the study. "Oh fine," grunted Hilda. "Send them in."

The two girls now dripped mud all over Hilda Annersley's chinese rug. She glared at them. They, much to her surprise, glared back. "Well?" she asked finally, her voice as icy as an icy thing in a deep freeze could be.
"Well what?" came the insolent reply.
"What have you to say for yourselves?" demanded Hilda, wishing the interview was over and she could go back to reading her Black Lace novel in peace.
"We fell over and got covered in mud," muttered the shorter of the two girls.
"And what exactly were you doing to fall?" Hilda opted for politeness on this occasion, hoping it would free her up to go back to her erotic fiction faster.
mumble mumble sheep mumble was all that Hilda caught of the reply. "Please speak up," she said.
"Trying to help the sheep over the wall," came the slightly louder response from the older girl.
"I see, and did the sheep particularly wrish to climb a wall?"
"It looked lonely!"
"I see, so you decided that a sheep looked lonely and therefore needed to climb over a wall; is this correct?"
"Yessmiss, yessmiss" came the response.
"Very well," Hilda sighed. Justice with Mercy. Justice and Mercy. Justice, Mercy. "As a punishment, you shall be treated like sheep yourselves for the rest of this term. You will dress like sheep, eat like sheep and act like sheep on all occasions. That will be all. Report to the shepherd in the lower field."

As soon as the girls had crawled from the room on all fours, Hilda grabbed her packet of Turkish Delight and was once more revelling in "The Passions of Mathilde".

#2: Author: Lesley, Location: Allhallows, Kent

Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 3:10 pm

Rachel you are evil!

Hilda and Black Lace books!!!!! Laughing

#3: Author: Xanthe, Location: London/Cambridge

Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 3:10 pm

I think I may have stopped breathing... No, no, I am still here... Just... ROFL

#4: Author: Vikki, Location: Sitting on an iceberg, freezing to death!!!

Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 3:20 pm

Excuse me while I sob with laughter!!!!!!

#5: Author: Carolyn P, Location: Lancaster, England

Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 3:39 pm

Would love to see the letters they wrote home explaining that one! Laughing

#6: Author: Susan, Location: Carlisle

Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 4:12 pm

Wonder how much term was left!

#7: Author: Kat, Location: Swansea

Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 6:09 pm

Who were the girls?!

Laughing

#8: Author: LizB, Location: Oxon, England

Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 6:21 pm

Thanks Rachel

Liz

#9: Author: Catherine_B, Location: Oxford, UK

Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 6:45 pm

Hilda was excellently efficient in administering justice there, I must say!

#10: Author: Rosie, Location: Huntingdonshire/Bangor

Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 9:45 pm

I want to know who the shepherd is....
*making funny gurgling noises trying not to laugh too loudly*

#11: Author: LizB, Location: Oxon, England

Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 8:27 am

Maybe this is where sheepdogging skills come in handy...

Liz

#12: Author: pim, Location: Helmel Hampster

Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 9:55 am

*giggles madly*

It reminded me of Ali and Nicole setting the pig free in Hollyoaks the other week Laughing

#13: Author: Ann, Location: Newcastle upon Tyne, England

Posted: Tue May 24, 2005 11:09 pm

Well, they do like to make the punishment fit the crime!

#14: Author: francesn, Location: away with the faeries

Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 3:04 pm

*chokes with supressed lauhgter*

Rachel where do you come up with these ideas?!

#15: Author: Sandra, Location: Oxfordshire

Posted: Thu May 26, 2005 10:21 pm

Completely insane but oh so very funny. Part of me is fglad that I have to read this stuff at home rather than at work as I would never be able to explain all of the giggling.

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