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Author: | abbeybufo [ Sun Jan 11, 2009 8:59 pm ] |
Post subject: | CHALLENGE: Recipe for Disaster |
Ingredients 1 rebellious middle 1 uncertain middle 1 responsible senior Assortment of milling pupils 1 French mistress 1 toboggan 1 pine tree 1 anxious friend Several pairs of skis 1 History mistress (Irish) Snow as necessary; it is difficult to be precise as to quantity and consistency here. Method Take the rebellious middle and combine her with the toboggan. Leave the uncertain middle to seethe until dissolved. Make the responsible senior call out unheeded. Stir the assorted pupils until stilled by the French Mistress. When the toboggan reaches the snagging point send the rebellious middle flying towards the responsible senior. When the middle reaches the senior, combine until set against the pine tree. Allow the anxious friend to remove the rebellious middle from the responsible senior. Meanwhile, let the History Mistress ski to the setting point and turn the senior over. The responsible senior should be still, grey and to all appearance, dead |
Author: | Lesley [ Sun Jan 11, 2009 9:03 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: CHALLENGE: Recipe for Disaster |
Love that one! |
Author: | Cat C [ Sun Jan 11, 2009 9:51 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: CHALLENGE: Recipe for Disaster |
Very succinct Maybe we should have a go at haikus? |
Author: | Rebecca [ Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:19 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: CHALLENGE: Recipe for Disaster |
*Chuckling to myself, especially at the last line * |
Author: | leahbelle [ Tue Jan 13, 2009 2:09 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: CHALLENGE: Recipe for Disaster |
Lovely! |
Author: | Fiona Mc [ Sun Jan 18, 2009 5:41 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: CHALLENGE: Recipe for Disaster |
Thanks, that was fabulous |
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