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Author:  Sugar [ Tue Aug 05, 2008 12:46 am ]
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“Mummy!” Sybil stood in the door of her mother’s room her mouth agape. Not that Madge had noticed she was too preoccupied by the reflection in the mirror.
“ROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSA!” Sybil bellowed and ran down the stars as fast as her legs would carry her, which wasn’t very fast cos she wasn’t very big.

"Josette will you shut that infernal racket up!” Jem Russell yelled from his study, where he was researching the latest cure for TB by channel hopping with one hand and googling with the other. If he ever got hold of Cornelia Flower he’d give her a piece of his mind for giving his daughter her saxophone. It was driving him demented. AGAIN. He hated the summer holidays but David would be home soon. His son, calm, disciplined, quiet: just what was needed to rectify the chaos that was a wife and 3 daughters.

"Dadddy…nom nom nom” At that point Allie crawled into Study having been unceremoniously dumped by Rosa who had rushed to Sybil’s aid. He picked her up and sat jiggling her on his knee. He was slightly concerned about her development. She seemed to neither walk or talk with any consistency – almost as if she was stuck in a “Ground Hog Day” existence. He might take her to see his friend Freud at some point if he remembered, which he wouldn’t cos his research was much more important. He’d be lost without Google and Wiki. Whoever invented an encyclopaedia anyone could edit was a moron, he decided as he took the credit for wiping out small pox and the plague.

Meanwhile upstairs Rosa was trying to calm Madge down who was shaking alarmingly. “I don’t understand!” she stood her mouth opening and closing like a stranded fish.
“It’s AMAZING!” breathed Sybil.
“Gott in Himmel!” Rosa eyes were saucers. “What happened?”
“Well Joey had so much attention when Stephen was born and….”
“Auntie Joey would love this, she could put it in one of her stories!”
Josette giggled, having given up on the saxophone momentarily.
“And you thought that you would get equal attention yes?" Rosa asked gently.
“Well yes… but it’s just grown!” Madge was struggling to get her words out.

Just then the door flew open and David charged up the stairs leaving his trunk on the doorstep. “Hello David. Did you have a nice term?” Jem called as David ran past him in corridor, jumping over Allie who was sitting on the floor. “Eat my shorts! Dad!” David replied.

“It’s grown loads!” Sybil grinned.
“Seriously wicked hair Mum!”
David ran in and jumped on her bed.
“David, It’s a beehive!” Madge wailed.
“And it’s blue! Sybil added unnecessarily.
“D’oh!” Jem chuckled. At least they’d spot her at the theme park.

Author:  Lesley [ Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:52 am ]
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Simpsons eat your heart out!

Author:  Emma A [ Tue Aug 05, 2008 9:28 am ]
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That was fab, Sugar! Thanks. :lol:

Author:  abbeybufo [ Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:53 pm ]
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Brilliant Sugar - thanks :lol: :lol:

Author:  Vick [ Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:38 pm ]
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Great :lol: :lol:

Thanks Sugar :D

Author:  jilianb [ Wed Aug 06, 2008 4:42 pm ]
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Excellent Sugar, thanks :lol: :lol:

Author:  Carolyn P [ Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:03 pm ]
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
Thank-you Sugar!

Author:  Fiona Mc [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 2:02 pm ]
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:lol: :lol: :lol: Thanks

Author:  leahbelle [ Fri Aug 08, 2008 4:10 pm ]
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Fantastic! Thanks, Sugar :D .

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