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Author:  Elle [ Tue Aug 28, 2007 10:39 pm ]
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I thought I had better explain this a bit. This drabble comes from the drabble exchange - it is set sometime in Highland Twins, when Jack was thought to be drowned. This is the tale of what would have happened if Jack had lost his memory thanks to the war.



Jack Maynard slowly opened his eyes. His head was pounding, and he thought he was about to be sick. How much had he drunk last night? There were times he hated being a med student, usually the morning after the night before. The glaring white of the room confused him. Where was he? It didn’t look (or smell) like his digs, and why was there a woman weeping at the end of his bed? Jack shut his eyes and allowed unconsciousness once more to over take him.

“So how is he?” asked Hilda.

“Still unconscious,” replied Madge, “But Jem hopes that he will come round at some point today.”

“What a relief!” said Hilda, “Joey must be overjoyed.”

“She is,” said Madge, “She can’t stop singing for joy.” :D
Author:  Rosalin [ Tue Aug 28, 2007 11:13 pm ]
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If this is the drabble from the plot exchange thingy then I suspect Joey is about to come down to earth with a very loud thud.

Nice start, thanks Elle.
Author:  Fiona Mc [ Wed Aug 29, 2007 12:05 am ]
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This is intriguing. Thanks Elle
Author:  leahbelle [ Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:25 pm ]
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Looking forward to reading more. Thanks, Elle.
Author:  Liane [ Wed Aug 29, 2007 6:12 pm ]
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Nice start, thanks Elle
Author:  Fatima [ Wed Aug 29, 2007 6:20 pm ]
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This looks interesting! Thanks Elle.
Author:  NineLivesBurra [ Wed Aug 29, 2007 6:45 pm ]
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ooh, yes please, Elle. Tell us more.....this is intriguing
Author:  Elle [ Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:46 pm ]
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Once more Jack opened his eyes. This time instead of a weeping woman at the foot of his bed, he was surrounded by what looked like two or three clones, a couple of women with very old fashioned haircuts and a rather pompous looking doctor.

“Jack!” shrieked the woman with the buns clamped to either side of her face, “You're awake.” She hurled herself upon him, “I knew my rendition of the Red Sarafan would bring you back! Len! Connie! Margot! Come and hug Papa! Havn’t they grown darling!” she continued to shriek.

“Papa?” thought Jack “What the hell is going on?”

“Calm down Joey,” said the Doctor, “Maynard old chap, how are you feeling?”

But it was too late; Jack had lapsed once more into unconsciousness.
Author:  NineLivesBurra [ Wed Aug 29, 2007 9:45 pm ]
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ohhhh, no........I can tell this is going to be a humdinger of a story, Elle. Thanks
Author:  Fiona Mc [ Wed Aug 29, 2007 10:40 pm ]
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Elle you have me intrigued
Author:  Rosalin [ Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:17 am ]
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The Red Sarafan! I love it :lol:

Thanks Elle.
Author:  Fatima [ Thu Aug 30, 2007 3:47 am ]
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:lol: I bet he was relieved to be unconscious after all that!

Thanks Elle.
Author:  Lesley [ Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:44 am ]
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The pleased relief of unconsciousness! :lol:


Thanks Elle
Author:  Jennie [ Thu Aug 30, 2007 11:40 am ]
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Thanks, Elle. Will he ever regain consciousness with all that waiting for him?
Author:  Sarah_K [ Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:45 pm ]
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Oh dear... I can see this is going to be difficult for everyone!
Author:  Elle [ Sat Sep 01, 2007 11:07 pm ]
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“Married?” said Jack in shock.

“Yes,” replied Jem calmly, “To my sister-in-law Joey.”

“Which one was she?” queried Jack.

“The one with the earphones,” said Jem.

“Her?” cried Jack, “Oh god, anybody but her.”

Jem frowned, “But Jack, you love her very much.”

Jack raised his eyebrows.

“And you have three children”

“Three?”

“And another one on the way,” added Jem in an after thought.

“Four!” yelled Jack, “Oh my god, how did this happen?”

“Well, as a doctor I really would expect you to know the facts of life but if you really are unsure…” said Jem uncertainly.

“No! No! No!” said Jack hurriedly, “It’s just, the last thing I remember is getting ready to go out on a Friday night in my second year of medical training to meet….” He tailed off.

“To meet who?” asked Jem encouragingly.

“That’s just it,” said Jack in despair, “I can’t remember that either.”

“Don’t worry,” said Jem soothingly as he slipped a little dose into the milk by Jack’s bed, “I’m sure everything will come back to you soon.”

Jack drank the milk and once more slipped into unconsciousness.
Author:  Alison H [ Sat Sep 01, 2007 11:43 pm ]
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Poor Jack - but I had to laugh at the "anybody but her" comment!
Author:  Rosalin [ Sun Sep 02, 2007 12:17 am ]
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:lol: I'm joining in with Alison's laughter, and also laughing at Jem wondering if he has to explain the 'facts of life' to Jack.

Thanks Elle.
Author:  Frogize [ Sun Sep 02, 2007 4:58 am ]
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And slipping a dose in Jack's milk!

*cackling with laughter, and frightening the dog*
Author:  leahbelle [ Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:48 pm ]
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I bet Jack wishes he could stay unconscious for a long time to come!
Author:  brie [ Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:52 pm ]
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Thanks Elle
Author:  Jennie [ Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:58 pm ]
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Thanks, Elle.
Author:  Sarah_K [ Sun Sep 02, 2007 6:41 pm ]
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Eep.

Not good at all! (and I'm glad poor Joey's not there to hear Jack!)

Thanks Elle.
Author:  linda [ Sun Sep 02, 2007 6:44 pm ]
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I wonder who he was going to meet? Liked his reaction to Joey though!!!

Thanks Elle
Author:  Elle [ Sat Sep 08, 2007 11:02 am ]
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Jack slowly returned to consciousness, this time instead of opening his eyes right away, he lay quietly and listened. He could hear nothing. Cautiously he opened the eye furthest from the door, he heaved a sigh of relief, he was alone. Jack looked around, he seemed to be in a hospital, reaching towards the end of his bed he grabbed the notes which Dr Russell had left and scanned his eyes over them. Jack gave a yelp of surprise, “When did I qualify as a doctor? I have another three years of training yet!”

Out of the corner of his eye he saw the door start to open and a woman walked in, she looked vaguely familiar.

“Hello Jigger,” she said.
Author:  Liz K [ Sat Sep 08, 2007 11:59 am ]
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Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh are we finally to learn how Jack acquired the nickname "Jigger"?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  Aquabird [ Sat Sep 08, 2007 12:43 pm ]
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Yipee, another Elle drabble! :D I am very intrigued.

Thanks, Elle.

(loved the bit about Jem thinking he was going to have to explain the facts of life to Jack! :lol: )
Author:  Alison H [ Sat Sep 08, 2007 1:08 pm ]
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Ooh :lol: !
Author:  Fiona Mc [ Sat Sep 08, 2007 1:56 pm ]
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I'm wondering if Jack hates Joey earphones. I've never understood why she thinks they were attractive!! :?
Author:  Rosalin [ Sat Sep 08, 2007 2:44 pm ]
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:shock: Who is this then?

Thanks Elle.
Author:  linda [ Sat Sep 08, 2007 7:16 pm ]
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Rosalin wrote:
:shock: Who is this then?

Thanks Elle.



My thoughts exactly !!!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Author:  Frogize [ Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:31 am ]
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I'm assuming it's Mollie Maynard/McKenzie (whatever - his sister!)
Author:  Liz K [ Sun Sep 09, 2007 7:15 am ]
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Could be!
Author:  Jennie [ Sun Sep 09, 2007 1:24 pm ]
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Come on Elle, tell us.
Author:  Rebecca [ Sun Sep 09, 2007 8:54 pm ]
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Jigger, eh?! :lol:
Author:  Elle [ Sun Sep 09, 2007 9:04 pm ]
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“And you are…?” asked Jack.

“Your wife,” replied the woman.

Jack spluttered speechlessly.

“Yes, I thought it might come as a shock,” she said calmly.
Author:  Alison H [ Sun Sep 09, 2007 9:21 pm ]
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:shock: :shock: :shock:
Author:  Aquabird [ Sun Sep 09, 2007 9:40 pm ]
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Ohhh, the plot thickens. Thanks, Elle.
Author:  Rosalin [ Sun Sep 09, 2007 10:57 pm ]
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Gulp.

So is this Jack the bigamist then?

Thanks Elle.
Author:  Elle [ Mon Sep 10, 2007 7:32 pm ]
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“But I thought I was married to that woman with dodgy hair” said Jack once he had regained the power of speech.

“You are,” said the woman who claimed also to be his wife.

“But how?” he asked in confusion.

“It’s simple,” she replied, “You are a bigamist.”

“Oh god,” Jack put his head in his hands.

“But not to worry,” said the woman, “Your second marriage isn’t legal.”

“Which one was my second marriage?” asked Jack.

“The one to… Miss Bettany,” said the woman with some satisfaction.

At that moment, the door banged open, and, surrounded by hordes of children, in walked Joey, Jem and Madge.
Author:  Jennie [ Mon Sep 10, 2007 8:25 pm ]
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Thanks, Elle, the plot thickens.
Author:  Alison H [ Mon Sep 10, 2007 9:42 pm ]
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I hope he hasn't got umpteen children with wife no 1 as well :shock: . And I'm wondering if she's anyone we "know".
Author:  Rosalin [ Mon Sep 10, 2007 11:04 pm ]
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Is Jack (or his real wife) going to say anything?

Thanks Elle, there are loads of wonderful lines in this :lol:
Author:  Fatima [ Tue Sep 11, 2007 3:10 am ]
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:lol: I'm eager to find out who his first wife is!
Author:  Liz K [ Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:34 am ]
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Elle, put us out of our misery pleeeeeaaaaase!

What a story.
Author:  Cath V-P [ Tue Sep 11, 2007 12:41 pm ]
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Gasp! :shock: :shock:
Author:  linda [ Tue Sep 11, 2007 7:49 pm ]
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O how the plot thickens!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  Vick [ Tue Sep 11, 2007 9:09 pm ]
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Yay! Another Elle drabble. Can't wait to find out Joey's reaction to him having another wfe! :shock:
Author:  Elle [ Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:47 pm ]
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Joey took one look at the woman and yelled “YOU!” She seized a nearby bed pan and charged.

Madge went to restrain her, spotted the women and yelled “YOU!” She also seized a bedpan and charged.

The woman looked at Jack, “See you later Jigger,” she said and jumped out of the window and ran to her car, climbed in, and drove off.

“What were you doing with her?” demanded a furious Joey, who had been prevented from jumping out the window to pursue the woman by her enormous earphones.

“Who was she?” asked Jack as he cowered away from the furiously waving bedpan.

“Matron Webb,” snarled Madge.
Author:  Rosalin [ Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:50 pm ]
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*squawks with laughter* (that's about as close as I can come to describing the noise I made reading the last line).

Well I didn't see that one coming!

Thanks Elle.
Author:  Lesley [ Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:52 pm ]
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Oh wonderful!!!! :lol:
Author:  Alison H [ Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:04 pm ]
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:lol: :lol: :lol: Brilliant!
Author:  wheelchairprincess [ Wed Sep 12, 2007 10:31 pm ]
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Things. Just. Got. Interesting.!


Thanks Elle
Author:  linda [ Wed Sep 12, 2007 11:26 pm ]
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Wonderful!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks, Elle
Author:  Fatima [ Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:43 am ]
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:rofl: I certainly never thought it'd be her!
Author:  Fiona Mc [ Thu Sep 13, 2007 7:52 am ]
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:rofl: Fabulous choice. Did she follow Jack to Tyrol?
Author:  Jennie [ Thu Sep 13, 2007 8:57 am ]
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Thanks, Elle. Hilarious.
Author:  Rebecca [ Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:58 pm ]
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Loving it!!!
Author:  Vick [ Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:59 pm ]
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Classic!! :rofl:

Thanks Elle.
Author:  JustJen [ Sat Sep 15, 2007 2:51 pm ]
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Wow, i wasn't expecting that!
Author:  Aquabird [ Sat Sep 15, 2007 6:08 pm ]
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:rofl: That was unexpected!

Thanks, Elle.
Author:  Tara [ Sat Sep 15, 2007 11:04 pm ]
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Don't know how I've managed to miss this, but am very glad I've now found it! Matron Webb, indeed!
Thanks, Elle. :D
Author:  Frogize [ Mon Sep 17, 2007 5:24 am ]
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Sitting here killing myself laughing!!!
Author:  Elle [ Sun Sep 23, 2007 11:05 pm ]
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Joey spun round to face Jack. “What the hell was she doing in your room?” she spat.

“I.. err…” stuttered Jack, from the way Joey was still brandishing her bedpan Jack realised that it probably wouldn’t be a good idea to tell her the truth just yet. “She said she was a nurse,” Jack finally came up with.

“And you fell for it?”

“Well, she was wearing a nursing uniform,” said Jack defensively.

“Now come on Joey,” said Jem firmly, “Calm down, I think it is time for your milk, and you Madge,” he added as an after thought. Within minutes both women were asleep on the floor.

“How did you do that?” asked Jack.

“A Mickey Finn,” replied Jem, “But don’t change the subject. I don’t know what you were doing with that woman in your room, but if I find out that there is anything going on between you, you will regret it.” Jem reached into his pocket and pulled out a syringe and waved it in a threatening manner.

Panic stricken Jack continued to splutter denials. Ignoring him Jem snapped his fingers, two medical orderlies rushed in and removed the sleeping bodies of Joey and Madge. Pocketing the syringe, Jem followed them out of the room.
Author:  Rosalin [ Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:23 am ]
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Jem is so patronizing.

Wondering how Jack is going to get out of this one.

Thanks Elle.
Author:  Jennie [ Mon Sep 24, 2007 12:21 pm ]
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Hm, I don't like any of them in this, especially Jem.
Author:  Vick [ Mon Sep 24, 2007 10:16 pm ]
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Elle wrote:
“Now come on Joey,” said Jem firmly, “Calm down, I think it is time for your milk, and you Madge,” he added as an after thought. Within minutes both women were asleep on the floor.


:rofl:

Thanks Elle!
Author:  Billie [ Wed Oct 03, 2007 1:52 pm ]
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Oh my! :rofl:

This is crazy! (In a good way.)
Author:  Elle [ Fri Nov 09, 2007 11:36 am ]
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Sorry for the lack of updates, but work has been (and indeed is) completely mad for the last month.


Jack was sat up in bed, wearing a particulary fetching bed jacket (knitted for him by Joey) reading a very early edition of Playboy when Matron Webb once more inserted herself into his room.

"I posed for that you know," said Matron Webb.

Jack jumped, and tried to stuff the magasine under the bedsheets, "Don't do that!" he cried, "I thought you were Joey!"

"Son't worry about Joey," smiled Matron Webb, "She is busy with one of her hordes of children."

Jack sighed with relief.

"We need to talk," said Matron Webb.

"Indeed we do," replied Jack.

"You are legally my husband and I don't believe in divorce, therefore, when you get out of here you must either live with me as my husband or support me."

"But what will I tell Joey?" asked Jack.

"Thats your problem, you're the bigamist remember."

"Why don't we just run away?" suggested Jack, "I mean, I can't remember marrying you, but I have already realised that I prefer you to Joey."

Matron Webb grinned at him, "You always did!"

The door of Jack's room began to open, and once more, showing off just how flexible she was, Matron Webb hopped out of the window and vanished. So entranced by her flexibility was Jack that he failed to notice a piece of paper fall from beneath Matron Webbs crisply starched unform. It floated to the floor, and in the draught of the opening door, vanished under his bed.
Author:  Fatima [ Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:17 pm ]
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:rofl: Thanks Elle.
Author:  Billie [ Fri Nov 09, 2007 1:41 pm ]
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:rofl: That paper will be the cause of trouble, you mark my words.
Good to see some more of this one. Thanks Elle.
Author:  Smile :) [ Fri Nov 09, 2007 1:43 pm ]
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This is wonderful Elle, thank you.
Author:  Lesley [ Fri Nov 09, 2007 8:21 pm ]
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Good to see another instalment of this! Love Jack reading Playboy and finding he prefers Matron Webb to Joey. :lol:


Thanks Elle
Author:  Elle [ Sat Nov 10, 2007 8:35 pm ]
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"Hello darling!" trilled Joey as she entered the room, followed by Madge and Jem and masses of children, "I'm glad to see you are wearing my bed jacket, lime green does suit you."

"We have come to spend the afternoon with you," said Jem glaring round the room suspiciously. Madge said nothing, but she sniffed the air. The children started to play on the floor.

"I've brought a copy of my new book to read to you!" added Joey gaily.

"Um, that's nice," said Jack.

"Oh it is! It's called 'The Adventures of Kitty Bum Bum and the Prince of Darkness', it's about a cat and his evil twin."

"Not an adult book then," said Jack flatly.

"I am a children's author Jack, you know that!" cried Joey, "Surely your memory hasn't been that badly wiped?"

"Clearly it has," said Jem coldly.

"I can smell something," said Madge, "Perfume. Hers."

"What!" shrieked Joey.

At that moment one of the triplets rolled out from under the bed clutching a piece of paper in her fist.
Author:  Rosalin [ Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:47 pm ]
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:shock: :shock: Oh dear.

If I was Jack I'd probably prefer Matron Webb too. Even without Playboy and her flexibility :lol:

Thanks Elle.
Author:  Fatima [ Sun Nov 11, 2007 2:39 pm ]
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Yes, Matron Webb is a model of perfection beside this incredibly irritating Joey.
Author:  Jennie [ Sun Nov 11, 2007 4:09 pm ]
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Anyone would be!

Thanks, Elle.
Author:  linda [ Sun Nov 11, 2007 4:11 pm ]
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Now we might find out what is on the piece of paper. I'm sure it must be important.
Author:  Lesley [ Sun Nov 11, 2007 4:34 pm ]
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Poor Jack :lol:


Thanks Elle.
Author:  Tara [ Mon Nov 12, 2007 12:26 am ]
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But he has a very fetching lime green bedjacket, so life can't be all bad!

Thanks, Elle. :D
Author:  leahbelle [ Mon Nov 12, 2007 4:00 pm ]
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Thanks, Elle :lol:
Author:  Elle [ Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:45 am ]
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Without thinking about it Joey seized the nearest solidish object ('The Adventures of Kitty Bum Bum and the Prince of Darkness') and swung it at Jack's head. Jack managed to duck, but not fast enough to avoid the bed pan wielded by Madge which swung at him from the other direction. Jack returned to unconsiousness with, it must be said, some relief.

Jem meanwhile was reading the piece of paper presented to him by a triplet. His eyes narrowed and his face became white.

"Joey," he said.

Joey took no notice and continued to beat Jack over the head with 'The Adventures of Kitty Bum Bum and the Prince of Darkness'.

"Joey!" louder, but still no response.

Madge also continued to beat Jack with her bedpan.

Seizing 'The Adventures of Kitty Bum Bum and the Prince of Darkness' Jem thrust the pice of paper under Joey's nose. "Do you know what this is?" he demanded furiously.
Author:  Fatima [ Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:53 am ]
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No, but I'd like to know very much! Thanks Elle.
Author:  Lesley [ Fri Nov 16, 2007 1:47 pm ]
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Poor Jack!

Thanks Elle.
Author:  Pat [ Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:58 pm ]
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Maybe the blows on his head will make his memory come back!
Author:  Jennie [ Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:28 pm ]
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We'd like to know what it is, please.
Author:  Rosalin [ Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:14 pm ]
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Come on Jem (and Elle) let us have a quick peek!

Thanks Elle.
Author:  babycassied [ Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:00 pm ]
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This is hilarious! More please.
Author:  leahbelle [ Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:13 pm ]
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Very funny! *also wants more!*
Author:  Elle [ Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:15 am ]
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Joey took the proffered piece of paper and looked at it, "It's mine and Jack's marriage certificate" she said, clasping it to her chest, "How like my beloved Jack, to carry the evidence of our marriage around with him, how romantic!" and she stopped hitting Jack with 'The Adventures of Kitty Bum Bum and the Prince of Darkness' and stroked him with it instead.

"It's not your marriage certificate," said Jem with emphasis, "Look at the names."

Joey looked, she went white, her face looked all eyes, she collapsed on the floor, still, grey and to all appearences dead.

"Whose name is on there?" asked Madge, still clutching the bed pan.

Jem cleared his throat and read "Maria Tallulah Ermintrude Webb."
Author:  Simone [ Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:53 am ]
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanks Elle
Author:  Jennie [ Tue Nov 27, 2007 4:20 pm ]
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Thanks, Elle. That's the way to treat Jo.
Author:  Fatima [ Tue Nov 27, 2007 4:25 pm ]
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:rofl:

Thanks Elle.
Author:  Billie [ Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:47 am ]
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:rofl: Thanks Elle. This is brilliant!
Author:  Lesley [ Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:56 am ]
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Wonderful name! :lol:



Thanks Elle.
Author:  Elle [ Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:31 am ]
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Jack shrank back into the pillows as Joey, Jem and Madge advanced on him with faces which spelt doom. Jem, nodded to Madge who lept upon the bed and pinioned Jack's arms, Joey did the same with Jack's legs. Jem removed a syringe from his pocket.

"Do you know what is in this?" he asked.

"Antibiotics?" offered Jack hopefully.

"Wrong!" yelled Jem, "It is a truth drug, one which when injected forces people to tell the truth, and I am going to use it on you!"

Jack tried to escape, but he was held too firmly by Joey and Madge. Jem advanced upon him with the syringe held high, but before he was about to inject Jack, the door flew open, "Stop!" cried a voice, "Get your hands off my husband", the woman's blue/ grey eyes flashed angrily.
Author:  Mona [ Mon Feb 18, 2008 11:11 am ]
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:D :D
Author:  Lesley [ Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:03 pm ]
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Oh no!!!! Who can that be? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Good to see more of this Elle.
Author:  PaulineS [ Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:23 pm ]
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A welcome new post then a cliff!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :P :P :P
Author:  Jennie [ Mon Feb 18, 2008 3:38 pm ]
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:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Author:  leahbelle [ Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:10 pm ]
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:lol: :lol: Fantastic!
Author:  abbeybufo [ Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:11 pm ]
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
This gets better & better :twisted:
Author:  Fatima [ Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:52 pm ]
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:lol: :lol: :lol: Poor Jack!
Author:  Elle [ Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:26 pm ]
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"Your husband?" snapped Joey, "I think you will find he is my husband."

"And Matron Webb's," added Madge.

"Whatever," deadpanned the woman, "I assure that Jack Maynard is married to me, and I have the wedding certificate to prove it."

"So do Matron Webb and Joey," replied Madge.

"But I married him first!"

Jack looked at the woman, "Hilda?" he said in suprise.

"Enough," shouted Jem, "I have the truth drug and I want to use it!" Diving forward he lunged at Hilda with the syringe. Sidestepping swiftly, Hilda seized a bedpan and swung it at Jem's head. There was a resounding clang, and Jem fell to the floor, dropping the syringe. Hilda bent to pick it up, but was prevented by a foot, which stamped down on her hand.

"I'll take that," said a cool, slightly sarcastic sounding voice.
Author:  Pat [ Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:51 pm ]
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Another 'wife'?
Author:  MaryR [ Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:59 pm ]
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Nell, perhaps? :shock:

Nice one, Hilda - bedpanning Jem. :lol:
Author:  Lesley [ Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:55 pm ]
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Sounds like Nell - Jack's been busy! :lol:


Thanks Elle.
Author:  PaulineS [ Mon Feb 18, 2008 11:57 pm ]
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When did Jack loose his memory for the time?

If he married three women, and can not remember any of them prehaps this bout of amnesia will bring it all back.

Thanks for the two updates.
Author:  Elle [ Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:43 pm ]
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"And whilst you are at it, I would prefer that you didn't hit my husband round the head with that bedpan anymore," said Nell.

"Your husband?" asked Hilda in suprise.

"What?" cried Madge.

"Your not married to me?" said Jack sounding relived.

"You?" said Nell, "I wouldn't touch you with a barge pole! Dr Jem is my one and only true love and husband."

"Jem is my husband!" shouted Madge.

"No, no," responded Nell, "He divorced you years ago, whilst you were under the influence of one of his little doses, we married two weeks later, only Jem was too afraid to tell you."

Jack started to grin, "So I am not the only bigamist here," he said cheerfully.

"Not for much longer," said Jo, who was feeling annoyed that she was no longer the center of attention. She dived off Jack, grabbed the syringe off Nell and plunged it into Hilda, who collapsed onto the floor. "One down, one to go," said Jo, as she ran from the room in search of Matron Webb.
Author:  abbeybufo [ Tue Feb 19, 2008 9:26 pm ]
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Author:  Lesley [ Tue Feb 19, 2008 9:32 pm ]
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So Hilda is now full of truth drug? That's ominous! :lol:


Thanks Elle.
Author:  PaulineS [ Tue Feb 19, 2008 10:23 pm ]
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:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:poke: not sure who to poke.
Author:  Elle [ Tue Feb 19, 2008 10:38 pm ]
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After lying on the floor, still, grey and to all appearences dead, Hilda realised that nobody was taking any notice of her. Jem was still knocked out, Madge and Nell appeared to be having a stand up fight, Jack had sat back and started to read 'The Adventures of Kitty Bum Bum and the Prince of Darkness' and Joey could be heard running up and down the corridors screaming. Hilda sat up, she had an insane urge to confess all her deepest secrets.

"We had a child you know," she blurted out, and then clasped her hand over her mouth in horror.

Nell and Madge stopped fighting and Jack dropped his book, "Not another one," he groaned.

"But we had her adopted," continued Hilda through her hand, "A lovely couple, he was an Amazon explorer you know."

Noticing that Madge was staring in horror at Hilda, Nell stealthily picked up a bedpan.

"I wear contact lenses too," added Hilda, "And I hate coffee, oh and cream."

Nell swung the pan at Madge's head.

"I really wanted to be a secret agent, but I was rejected by MI5 and MI6, not that I am sure what the difference is."

There was a resounding clang as bedpan met head. Madge fell to the floor.

"Sometimes I have hot baths," added Hilda oblivious to what was going on.

Realising that nobody was taking any notice of him now, Jack slipped out of bed and got dressed. This seemed the perfect opportunity to slip out, meet Matron Webb and run away together. However, before he was able to leave the room, the door once more burst open and another figure entered the room.

"Get your hands off my wife," bellowed a voice, with a strong Yorkshire accent.
Author:  Lesley [ Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:04 pm ]
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James Kettlewell perhaps? And has Hilda just confessed to being OOAO Mary Lou's mother????? :lol: :lol: :lol: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Thanks Elle.
Author:  abbeybufo [ Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:04 pm ]
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I can hardly breath for laughing at this :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol:
Author:  Alison H [ Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:37 pm ]
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Lesley wrote:
James Kettlewell perhaps? And has Hilda just confessed to being OOAO Mary Lou's mother????? :lol: :lol: :lol: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Thanks Elle.


My thoughts exactly :lol: :lol: :lol: .
Author:  Travellers Joy [ Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:38 pm ]
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Lesley wrote:
James Kettlewell perhaps? And has Hilda just confessed to being OOAO Mary Lou's mother????? :lol: :lol: :lol: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Thanks Elle.


Or Verity - which would be poetic justice! :twisted:
Author:  Mona [ Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:58 am ]
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:shock: :D :shock: :D :D
Author:  Liz K [ Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:29 am ]
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I've already lost the plot here at work due to having so many patients and now this..................................

:shock: :? :shock: :? :shock: :? :shock: :?
Author:  Elle [ Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:33 pm ]
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"What?" cried Jack, Nell and Hilda.

"James?" cried Madge, "But I thought you..."

"You thought I was dead?" asked James Kettlewell.

"Well, yes," said Madge, "After all I..."

"Yes, you did pay that hit man to assassinate me!"

"Then how come you are still alive?" demanded Madge, "I paid alot of money for you to be crushed to death by the machinery in your factory."

"But I paid more for him to go away and track you down instead!"

"That was a mistake," said Madge picking up yet another bedpan, and hit him over the head with it.

Once more Jack seized the opportunity to escape, slipping through the door he spotted Matron Webb and Joey. Joey still had the syringe and Matron Webb was being backed into a corner.
Author:  PaulineS [ Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:52 pm ]
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Help!!!!!

But who needs it most?

The readers I suspect from :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  Elle [ Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:55 pm ]
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I'm afraid the drabble has got wildly beyond my control... :oops:
Author:  keren [ Wed Feb 20, 2008 1:24 pm ]
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I was just going to say glad you are writing this,
but you can always finish off by saying that "he woke up and it was all a dream?!"
Author:  Lesley [ Wed Feb 20, 2008 1:33 pm ]
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Elle wrote:
I'm afraid the drabble has got wildly beyond my control... :oops:



Really? I hadn't noticed! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  Elle [ Wed Feb 20, 2008 2:46 pm ]
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keren wrote:
but you can always finish off by saying that "he woke up and it was all a dream?!"


At the moment that seems to be the best way of ending this without just having a total bedpan bloodbath - which I have to admit is somewhat tempting, especially as I don't want Joey to triumph over all the other wives.
Author:  Fatima [ Thu Feb 21, 2008 4:40 pm ]
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I'm in favour of the bedpan bloodbath!

Thanks Elle, this is great! :lol:
Author:  leahbelle [ Thu Feb 21, 2008 4:51 pm ]
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I vote for the bedpan bloodbath, too!
Author:  abbeybufo [ Thu Feb 21, 2008 5:01 pm ]
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Agree that Joey shouldn't triumph - but otherwise . . .









I'm for the bedpan bloodbath too :shock: :lol: :shock: :lol: :shock:
Author:  Lesley [ Thu Feb 21, 2008 5:06 pm ]
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Bedpan bloodbath sounds good to me! :lol:
Author:  Billie [ Sun Feb 24, 2008 10:42 pm ]
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Bedpan bloodbath all the way!!!
:rofl:
Author:  Elle [ Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:45 pm ]
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Jack struggled with a dilemma. Both women were clearly occupied with trying to kill each other, should he intervene or should he just sneak off and start a new life elsewhere? However, before he got much beyond thinking, his thoughts were interuppted by a loud "Wowowowo...yah!" Before his startled eyes a woman swung down from the ceiling and removed Joey's head with a sharpened bedpan, swinging back she also removed Matron Webb's head. The woman leapt off the rope and into his arms.

"Darling!" she cried kissing him full on the mouth, "It's been too long!"

"Who are you?" spluttered Jack when she finally released him.
Author:  Mona [ Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:51 pm ]
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:shock: :shock: Who indeed?
Author:  Lesley [ Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:53 pm ]
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Well that's Joey and Matron Webb out of the picture then! :lol:
Author:  Elle [ Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:56 pm ]
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Lesley wrote:
Well that's Joey and Matron Webb out of the picture then! :lol:


Well, you did all say you wanted a bedpan blood bath...
Author:  Jennie [ Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:09 pm ]
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And we got one.

Why is Jack so attractive to so many women?
Author:  Alison H [ Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:27 pm ]
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Jennie wrote:

Why is Jack so attractive to so many women?


Because he's a doctor, of course :wink: .
Author:  leahbelle [ Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:06 pm ]
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Thanks, Elle. Looking forward to finding out who it is!
Author:  PaulineS [ Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:03 pm ]
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A nightmare indeed!!!!!!

:hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:
:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  BethC [ Mon Feb 25, 2008 9:59 pm ]
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  abbeybufo [ Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:44 pm ]
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So who is this coming in like Errol Flynn?? :shock: :shock:

Surely not Kathie or Nancy :roll: :wink:


Thanks Elle
Author:  Cath V-P [ Tue Feb 26, 2008 4:32 am ]
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Well, not like Errol Flynn anyway.... :wink:
Author:  Elle [ Sun Mar 02, 2008 10:08 pm ]
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The woman flung herself into Jack's arms again and gave him another kiss.

"Do I know you?" spluttered Jack.

"Of course you do, I'm your wife!" laughed the woman.

"Another one! What's your name?"

"Molly of course," she said grinning, "Hasn't your memory returned yet?"

"Evidently not," said Jack, "Molly who? Bettany? That name seems familiar."

The woman laughed, "I think Molly Bettany is one of the few women you havn't married. No, the name I am currently using is Molly MacDonald, sometimes I use Molly Bennet, and occasionally Molly Arden, but my married name is obviously Molly Maynard."

"Then aren't you my..." said Jack, losing the ability to speak in horror.

"Your sister? That was part of the plan remember? I was to pretend you were my younger brother in order to get you to the Platz."

"Why did I want to go to the platz?" asked Jack.

"Rich women," replied Molly with a grin.
Author:  Lesley [ Sun Mar 02, 2008 10:15 pm ]
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Ah so that explains the many different surnames! :lol:


Thanks Elle.
Author:  abbeybufo [ Sun Mar 02, 2008 10:17 pm ]
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Great :lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  Elle [ Sun Mar 02, 2008 10:22 pm ]
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"Why would I need rich women?" asked Jack in suprise.

"We married very young, we had little money. Don't you remember yet?"

"No..."

"Don't you remember how you lost your memory in the first place?"

"No..."

There was a crash from the room next door, it sounded as if Nell, Hilda, Madge and Jem were having a free for all fight. "Hang on," said Molly she shot into the room. Jack heard the bed pan whirl through the air and there were several thuds as heads and other body parts hit the floor. "Sorry, about that," said Molly, "Where were we?"

"You were going to tell me how I lost my memory in the first place," said Jack eyeing the bedpan, which was dripping blood, warily.

"Ah yes, well..." began Molly.
Author:  abbeybufo [ Sun Mar 02, 2008 10:26 pm ]
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:hiding:
Author:  Lesley [ Sun Mar 02, 2008 10:40 pm ]
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So Hilda and the others are also without heads now? :lol:
Author:  Karry [ Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:02 pm ]
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Well........................................?
Author:  linda [ Mon Mar 03, 2008 12:48 am ]
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Married to Molly!!!!! But just how did he lose his memory?
Author:  PaulineS [ Mon Mar 03, 2008 2:37 pm ]
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O dear yet more cliffs.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :x :x :x :lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  Fiona Mc [ Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:27 pm ]
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Caught up with this and :shock: :shock: :lol: Thanks
Author:  Elle [ Wed Apr 23, 2008 3:09 pm ]
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"We married very young," said Molly, "You were 17 and I was 16. I got bsy very, very quickly and by the time I was 20 we had 12 children."

"12?" said Jack, "How? That doesn't add up!"

"I had three sets of quads," grinned Molly, "Your super-stud status means that you regularly produce multiple births"

"That explains the evil triplets," muttered Jack.

"To continue," said Molly, frowning at the interuption, "With that many children we had no money, so I decided that you should marry as many women as possible and and so get you hands on all their cash."

"But why Joey?" asked Jack.

"That's where the plan went wrong," answered Molly grimly.
Author:  Mona [ Wed Apr 23, 2008 3:12 pm ]
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:shock: :lol: :shock:
Author:  Lesley [ Wed Apr 23, 2008 4:41 pm ]
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Lovely to see more of this!
Thanks Elle.
Author:  abbeybufo [ Wed Apr 23, 2008 5:08 pm ]
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Thanks Elle - good to see this again :lol:
Author:  Pat [ Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:11 pm ]
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I wonder if any of these women are actually telling the truth!
Author:  Fiona Mc [ Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:41 pm ]
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Lovely to see this again :lol:
Author:  Tara [ Wed Apr 23, 2008 11:49 pm ]
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Good to have this back!
Author:  Elle [ Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:51 am ]
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"From the minute she laid eyes on you, Joey decided you were the man for her. All that talk about being the family maiden aunt was just to out you at your ease," continued Molly, "She, Jem and Madge planned it all carefully. I found myself shipped off to a mental institution in New Zealand, and Jem arranged for you to be arrested by a friend of his, who pretended to be a Nazi. You were then given a memory drug and married to Joey."

"Oh my god," Jack sat down on the floor, his head in his hands. Still holding the blood stained bed pan Molly bent down to comfort him.

"GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY HUSBAND!" shouted a voice.
Author:  Alison H [ Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:55 am ]
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Not another one :lol: !
Author:  Mona [ Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:26 am ]
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Who else can there be that Jack's married? :D
Author:  crystaltips [ Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:04 pm ]
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Aaargh...another one :shock:
But who is it?
Author:  Elle [ Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:16 pm ]
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"Matron!" cried Jack.

"You!" cried Molly, she swung the bed pan violently, there was a sickening thud.

Matron lept on Molly, who had been thrown off balance by the latest bed pan death. The women fought violently for the next five until Molly emerged triumphantly, with Matrons head, still wearing the angel wings cap, clutched firmly in one hand, the bed pan in the other.

"That showed her Jack!" said Molly gleefully.
Author:  Lesley [ Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:19 pm ]
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Mollie is lethal with those bedpans! :lol:


Thanks Elle.
Author:  Elle [ Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:20 pm ]
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Lesley wrote:
Mollie is lethal with those bedpans! :lol:




Dammit! I have been spelling her name wrong all the way through havn't I!?!?!
Author:  abbeybufo [ Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:29 pm ]
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Thanks Elle - still chuckling :lol:
Author:  Lesley [ Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:32 pm ]
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Elle wrote:
Lesley wrote:
Mollie is lethal with those bedpans! :lol:




Dammit! I have been spelling her name wrong all the way through havn't I!?!?!


Have you? Maybe it's me. :lol:

*Goes off to check - returns*

- no it is you, it's down as Mollie in Reunion. :lol:
Author:  Elle [ Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:38 pm ]
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Lesley wrote:
Elle wrote:
Lesley wrote:
Mollie is lethal with those bedpans! :lol:




Dammit! I have been spelling her name wrong all the way through havn't I!?!?!


Have you? Maybe it's me. :lol:

*Goes off to check - returns*

- no it is you, it's down as Mollie in Reunion. :lol:





:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:


Let's call it an EBDism....
Author:  Lesley [ Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:09 pm ]
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Makes it far more authentic! :lol:
Author:  Rosalin [ Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:25 am ]
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:shock: :shock: How many other people is Jack married to?

Thanks Elle.
Author:  abbeybufo [ Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:55 am ]
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Rosalin wrote:
:shock: :shock: How many other people is Jack married to?


Perhaps the question is rather:

"Who is there left that Jack is not married to?"

:lol: :lol:
Author:  abbeygirl [ Fri Apr 25, 2008 11:43 am ]
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[/quote] Perhaps the question is rather:

"Who is there left that Jack is not married to?"[/quote]



Well I suppose depending on which Chalet universe you happen to be in - probably not Kathy or Nancy....... but other than that...?

Thanks Elle - just found this and think it's great!
Author:  Emma A [ Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:23 pm ]
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Elle, this is mad and fab! Mollie seems to be dangerously psychotic (perhaps Jem was right, after all). Perhaps it will all turn out to be a terrible dream... (hope not!) :lol:
Author:  Fiona Mc [ Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:02 pm ]
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:shock: :shock: :lol: :lol:
Author:  Elle [ Fri Apr 25, 2008 7:45 pm ]
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"Jack?" said Mollie (please note correct spelling!), there was no answer. She spun round, "Ah," she said, "whoops."

Jack Maynards decapitated body lay there on the floor. Mollie looked at the bloodstained bed pan in her hand, "Damn!" she said crossly. Reaching into her pocket she removed a piece of paper with a list on it, she crossed off no. 7 - Jack Maynard, next on the list was Gottfried Mensch.

"Right," said Mollie cheerfully, "Lets go find husband number 8." Dropping the bed pan, she walked out of the hospital doors and into the sunset.



The End! No waking up and discovering it was a dream!
Author:  Pat [ Fri Apr 25, 2008 7:52 pm ]
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Author:  Lesley [ Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:05 pm ]
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Oh wonderful!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  Mona [ Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:24 pm ]
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Fabulous, thank you! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  Fiona Mc [ Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:46 pm ]
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Hilarious, thanks :lol: :lol:
Author:  Alison H [ Fri Apr 25, 2008 11:02 pm ]
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  abbeybufo [ Fri Apr 25, 2008 11:35 pm ]
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:lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol:
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:lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol:
:rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl:
:lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol:
:rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl:

Brilliant ending - thanks Elle :D
Author:  Tara [ Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:04 am ]
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I did wonder, as Matron was still standing, if she'd got Jack instead ... Love the much-married Mollie!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  Jenefer [ Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:57 am ]
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Thanks Elle - this is brilliant
Author:  JB [ Sun Apr 27, 2008 10:38 am ]
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Wonderful. Just wonderful.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  Emma A [ Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:31 pm ]
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Tara wrote:
I did wonder, as Matron was still standing, if she'd got Jack instead

But Matron's head was removed from her body by the bedpan after Mollie accidentally killed Jack... Angel-wings and all :shock:
Author:  Rosalin [ Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:54 pm ]
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Loved the ending with Mollie :lol: :lol:

Thanks Elle, this was really funny.
Author:  crystaltips [ Sat May 03, 2008 1:38 pm ]
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Fabulous, Elle. Thank You. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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