Evil Elliot and the Plot Bunnies
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#1: Evil Elliot and the Plot Bunnies Author: Elle, Location: Peterborough PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:13 pm
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Not really a Chalet story, more an explantion as to why my drabbling has slowed down...



The Evil Elliot was not a happy kitty. Since Elle had bought her laptop he felt that she was not paying enough attention to him, and it didn't help that he wasn't natrually cute like his brother Possum. So in order to get Elle's attention Elliot decided to start bullying his poor cute little bro, however this didn't work because everytime he was mean to Possum, Possum did the 'cute' look and Elle would come to his rescue. This made Elliot angry and he wanted revenge. he pondered what he could do to revenge himself on Possum and Elle. It was then he saw the bunnies. They hid in different corners of the house, and whispered to each other. Everytime they saw Elliot the hopped off. Elliot was an intelligent cat and he realised that the bunnies attention was focused on Elle, occasionally they would jump up and whisper in her ear, then Elle would run to her laptop and start typing. Elliot realised that if he wanted more of Elle's attention he had to get rid of these bunnies. So...

Bunny no. 1 lived in the bathroom, he would sit on the edge of the bath and whisper his ideas to Elle as she was washing, "How about sending Joey insane? Or better still Len? maybe Mary-Lou could go on a killing spree?"

Elliot bided his time, he waited until Elle was cleaning her teeth with her back to the bunny and then he pounced! Elle spun round, Elliot was sat in the bath with his innocent big eyed expression plastered across his face. It did the trick, Elle smiled, and said loving words to him. Elliot purred.

Moving down stairs Elliot noticed Bunny no. 2 perched on the window sill. On spotting Elle the bunny started jumping up and down, trying to attract her attention "Write a StarWars/ Chalet School crossover! Drop Miss Annersley into the sarlac pit! Have Mary-Lou fall in love with Chewie!" Noting the open window Elliot jumped, grabbing the plot bunny in his teeth he soared through the air and escaped into the garden.

Licking his jaws Elliot returned to the house, there were still two bunnies left to deal with, then Elle would forget the laptop for ever. Bunny no. 3 was easy to dispose of, he hung out in the alcohol cupboard, occasionally poking his head out to hiccup suggestions, "Get Miss Wilson drunk! Turn Matron into a robot. Hic." Elliot simply waited until the bunny had drunk too much gin and then he struck.

He looked round for the final bunny. It was perched on the top of the cupboard. Instead of watching Elle, the bunny was staring at Elliot, an evil grin on his usually cute bunny face. Elliot leapt upto the work surface, shocked Elle picked him up an put him on the floor. When Elliot looked for the bunny it had gone! A movement caught his eye, the bunny was escaping up the stairs. If bunny no. 4 got into Elle's bedroom all hope for Elliot was gone. Elle's room was a mess, once in there the bunny could hide for weeks. Elliot gave chase, the bunny waited until Elliot was nearly upon him and then leapt down the stairs, Elliot spun round and followed, knocking over the textbooks and paper as he did. The bunny shot into the lounge, Elle was there on her wretched laptop. The bunny lept upon her shoulder, grinned maliciouly at Elliot and began whispering. To his horror Elliot realised he was now the subject of a drabble. The plot bunny had won!

Sulking Elliot left the house in search of other small animals to kill. In the lounge Elle was typing frenziedly.


The End

Last edited by Elle on Sat Sep 02, 2006 11:16 pm; edited 2 times in total
#2:  Author: Dawn, Location: Leeds, West Yorks PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:45 pm
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Laughing Laughing Laughing
#3:  Author: Tara, Location: Malvern, Worcestershire PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 11:18 pm
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Keep on cherishing Bunny 4, Elle, life isn't half as much fun without you!
#4:  Author: LizB, Location: Oxon, England PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 12:43 pm
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*giggles*
#5:  Author: Jennie, Location: Cambridgeshire PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 12:52 pm
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Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Laughing Laughing Laughing
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