Claim for compensation
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#1: Claim for compensation Author: LizBLocation: Oxon, England PostPosted: Thu May 26, 2005 8:21 am


Been injured for an accident that wasn’t your fault? For no-fee compensation call us on …


“I beg your pardon, madam, you said what happened?” The voice on the other end of the phone was laden with incredulity. A patio door fell on your foot?”

“That’s right.”

“How on earth could that happen?”

“I was standing innocently nearby, when it leapt out of it’s frame and landed on me.”

“Well, that’s a very serious complaint indeed. Let’s see what we can do for you in the way of compensation.” The sound of computer keys clicking lasted for nearly a minute. “Ah, yes, here we are, I think this claim package will suit your situation.”

She outlined the details to responses of “Yes”, “No, I think more than that”, “Yes”, “Look it really hurts you know”, “Yes”, “Is that the best you can negotiate for me?” “Oh, that sounds better.”

“Wonderful madam, Well I think you should receive that within the next 28 days. Thank you for your call and for making your claim through us. Goodbye.”

28 days was a long time to wait. A watchful vigil was made. The postman started to feel rather wary of the house with the lime-green front door, as he was daily greeted eagerly, then dismissed in disgust.

Finally, the auspicious day arrived. A large heavy box was delivered. The letter headed ‘Your claim for compensation’ was rapidly skimmed the discarded as irrelevant. The box was opened with all due reverence and solemnity. And Lesley Green forgot the pain in her toe and bounced for joy as she regarded the set of 58 hardbacks therein.

 


#2:  Author: LesleyLocation: Allhallows, Kent PostPosted: Thu May 26, 2005 8:41 am


Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Oh thank you Liz! What a wonderful compensation! Kiss

 


#3:  Author: AllyLocation: Jack Maynard's Dressing Room!! PostPosted: Thu May 26, 2005 9:01 am


*giggles* Wonderful Liz!! Laughing Laughing

I hope your toe is feeling better now Lesley

 


#4:  Author: KatLocation: Swansea PostPosted: Thu May 26, 2005 1:05 pm


ROFL

Lucky you Lesley! Laughing

 


#5:  Author: RobinLocation: London PostPosted: Thu May 26, 2005 2:12 pm


I'd take a patio door on the foot for that!!
lucky Lesley!

 


#6:  Author: KathyeLocation: Laleham PostPosted: Thu May 26, 2005 4:26 pm


Robin wrote:
I'd take a patio door on the foot for that!!
lucky Lesley!


Me too !!

 


#7:  Author: aitchemelleLocation: West Sussex PostPosted: Thu May 26, 2005 4:47 pm


Kathye wrote:
Robin wrote:
I'd take a patio door on the foot for that!!
lucky Lesley!


Me too !!

Me three!! Very Happy

Hope your foot is feeling better Lesley

 


#8:  Author: RuthYLocation: Anyone's guess PostPosted: Thu May 26, 2005 4:55 pm


*giggles*
Very funny Liz
Very lucky Lesley Exclamation Exclamation

Ruth

 


#9:  Author: VikkiLocation: Sitting on an iceberg, freezing to death!!! PostPosted: Sat May 28, 2005 6:01 pm


*grin*

That was brilliant Liz!!


And how IS the foot now Lesley?

 


#10:  Author: LesleyLocation: Allhallows, Kent PostPosted: Sat May 28, 2005 6:05 pm


Much better now, Vikki - finally able to start bending the toe slightly. Laughing

 


#11:  Author: VikkiLocation: Sitting on an iceberg, freezing to death!!! PostPosted: Sat May 28, 2005 6:40 pm


That's good! Is it still pretty colours?

 


#12:  Author: LesleyLocation: Allhallows, Kent PostPosted: Sat May 28, 2005 7:00 pm


No not now. It is still swollen though! Very Happy

 


#13:  Author: JosieLocation: London PostPosted: Sat May 28, 2005 8:54 pm


Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Brilliant, Liz.

Glad you can bend the toe a little, Lesley.

 


#14:  Author: DawnLocation: Leeds, West Yorks PostPosted: Sun May 29, 2005 8:42 pm


Joins the queue for the norty patio door


I'd be happy to settle for the 30 or hbs I haven't got - so think I ought to jump the queue a bit Laughing


Good to hear it's improving Lesley

 




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