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#1: Angry Miss Annersley Author: Elle,

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:43 pm

Miss Annersley staggered drunkenly through the hallowed corridors of the Chalet School, a bottle of absinthe in one hand and a cigarette in the other.

"Special measures?" she screamed in the empty building, "How dare you!"

She struggled drunkenly on.

"Itsh a nightmare," she shouted, "I musht wake up." And she banged her head against the nearest wall. It hurt.

"not a dream then," she muttered taking a swig of absinthe. She hiccuped, tried to take a drag of her cigarette and burped.

The resulting explosion took out most of the Gornetz Platz.

Staggering out of the ruins of the school Miss Annersley was met by the slightly singed postman. She swiped the letter he was holding out of his hands and read "Dear Miss Annersley, we are sorry to tell you that the letter for failing Chalet School Peterborough was sent to you by mistake. The Chalet School Switzerland is infact superb..."

Miss Annersley gazed at the ruins, took another swig of absinthe and fell over.

The end

Last edited by Elle on Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:34 pm; edited 1 time in total

#2: Author: Fatima, Location: Sunny Qatar

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 2:31 pm

*still chuckling*

Thanks, Elle!

#3: Author: Róisín, Location: Galway, Éire

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 2:35 pm

Brilliant *snags some absinthe* Hic. Thanks Elle Very Happy

#4: Author: Chair, Location: Rochester, Kent, England

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 5:10 pm

Thanks, Elle. It's a pity the Gornetz Platz has mostly disappeared. If the San has disappeared, who will the teachers be able to marry?! Laughing

#5: Author: LizB, Location: Oxon, England

Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:05 am

Thanks Elle - wonderful mix up!

*pushes the what-would-the-CS-be-like-if-it-was-on-special-measures bunny in Elle's direction*

Liz

#6: Author: Josie, Location: London

Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:07 am

*shoves the bunnies a little nearer*

Thanks Elle.

#7: Author: Sugarplum, Location: second star to the right!

Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:25 am

Wonderful

#8: Author: Elle,

Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 10:35 am

*leaps aside to avoid bunnies*

Luckily I don't yet know what its like to work in a school in special measures. However we are due an ofsted soon, and I know under the old style ofsted we would be in special measures before you could say Chalet school. However, under the new one, with its focus on self evalution, we might just scrape through, if we are lucky! If we don't, I will capture the bunny and see what I can do.

Rolling Eyes

#9: Author: Nina, Location: Peterborough, UK

Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:40 pm

*giggling* at Miss A Very Happy

Best of luck with the ofsted - hope you get through!

#10: Author: Helen P, Location: Crewe, Cheshire

Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:37 pm

Thank you Elle - very funny! Just what I needed on a dismal day like this one! Very Happy

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