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#1: A scary story (short and complete!) Author: aitchemelle, Location: West Sussex

Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 7:17 pm
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Georgia sulked. She was cross. Angry in fact. So angry that she couldn’t even summon up the enthusiasm to preen her glorious golden tresses.

“Where have they all gone?” she raged to no one in particular, her twinny Pim, hiding under her desk, pretending not to exist.
“Without the board, there are no victims! And I need victims.”

She breathed fire at a pigeon passing the window. The pigeon looked at her inquisitively, before bursting into flames and dropping to the ground.

“GRARGH” roared Georgia. “This simply will not do” She stamped around the room, perilously close to Pim’s head.

Slave Ally entered. Bowing and scraping she presented Georgia with a rusty knife to sharpen her talons. Georgia breathed fire at her slave and Ally cowered.

“Where are my victims?” roared Georgia. Ally hid beneath a convenient rocky outcrop that had appeared conveniently in Georgia’s lair, and threw cute fluffy teddies at her as a means of enraging her futher.

“The CBB is down for a couple of days,” replied her slave. “Liss is working on it to make it better and less hackable.”

Georgia preened a little, hope restored.
“Do you mean it will return?” she asked, stroking the slaves face with a pointy talon. This made the slave tremble in fear, which pleased the evil one and cause her to swish her floral dress pleasingly, purring to herself.

Suddenly, Lizard appeared and, spotting Georgia, sought refuge under the desk with Pim. It was rather convenient that Pim’s desk followed her wherever she went, just for hiding purposes. Georgia distracted by the pretty lime green lizard, Slave Ally took the opportunity to exit rapidly through the burning hole, that once was a door to the inner sanctum of the lair.

“GIVE ME FOOD!” roared Georgia, feeling hungry once more. Pim and lizard retreated further under the desk. “That pesky hacker was weeks ago and I cannot live on pigeons!”

To make her point, Georgia snapped her mighty jaws at a passing woodpigeon and quickly spat out the bones and feathers as she chomped on its body. “Not good enough Ally” she shouted. “Not good enough at all” she muttered darkly.

Georgia glowered at the computer. She tried pulling faces at it and preened to impress it. This not working, she poked a spiky talon at it and chuckled as it came to life.
“I will find those minions and eat them all” she roared. “They will learn to fear me! More fearsome than the TEM! More fearsome than any hacking! More fearsome than Miss Annersley herself!!”

She picked up something claw sized with two buttons and a roller. She gently bit it to examine its edibility and then, deciding it was not for eating, used it in the way she had observed her slave doing so and began to poke the buttons and wiggle the wheel.
“Glory will be MINE” she muttered to herself.
Some hours later, Pim and the Lizard having fallen asleep under the table, and the slave doing slavey things in the cave next door, Georgia hit upon it.

“AHARGH” she snarled excitedly, mistakenly allowing a small amount of fire to be expelled, slightly singing the edge of the computer monitor. “I have found the secret to my reign of terror. The Archives! They will all flee there in times like this and there I can stalk my prey, undeterred, undetected…. MWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH”

And thus the people quivered and shook with fear as the monstrous twinnie was unleashed upon the archives.

#2: Author: RuthY, Location: Anyone's guess

Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 9:38 pm
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Thanks!!

Very funny lol.

#3: Author: LizB, Location: Oxon, England

Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 1:41 pm
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*wibbles and crawls further under Pim's desk*

Thanks, Hannah Laughing

#4: Author: pim, Location: Hemel Hempstead

Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 1:45 pm
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Shocked

*takes up permanent residence under the desk*

#5: Author: KathrynW, Location: London

Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 4:38 pm
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Ooohh...thanks Hannah. I is very scared now *looks around the board for a georgia*

Kathryn

#6: Author: Róisín, Location: Galway, Eire

Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 4:59 pm
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*hides*

I did like the bit about her floral dress though Cool

#7: Author: francesn, Location: away with the faeries

Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 4:20 pm
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I have my own desk to hide under now

*preens*

*hastily hides under the desk*

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