The Chair.......
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#1: The Chair....... Author: VikkiLocation: Sitting on an iceberg, freezing to death!!! PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 4:13 pm


Okay, I will probably have to hide from two people after posting this, but the bunny bit hard!!!!


It was the Sunday morning following the Kent Gather, and in her house in Allhallows Lesley Green was pottering about. She had decided a lazy day was called for after the stress of the CBB invasion. She had had a lie in, and then written a few more posts of her latest RCS saga on the laptop, and now she needed a cup of tea. She got out of bed and pulled her fuschia pink dressing gown on over her lime green satin pyjamas, shuffling her feet into the matching fluffy slippers as she did so. Then she proceeded down the stairs (incidentally nearly tripping over Rowan, on of her cats - Raven, the other feline member of the household, had very sensibly made a beeline for the recently vacated Lesley shaped warm ptch in the bed....) Recovering her balance, Lesley headed for the kitchen to make the neccessary tea.
Having finished that task, she picked up the survey which had dropped through the letterbox mid-gather (and which had required rescue from certain of her CBB guests who had 'helpfully' offered to fill it in for her....) Tea in one hand and survey in the other she headed for her armchair to finish filling it out, squashing the urge to write the replies she would have LIKED to put for the questions about driving, which were numerous.
Being immersed in this fascinating pasttime, Lesley didn't actually LOOK at the chair before sitting down. An error of judgement which led to a nasty shock when she sat on a chair which was no longer there!
Having picked herself up,( and mopped up the spilled tea with the survey....) Lesley surveyed the empty space below the staircase which had formerly been occupied by her favourite chair, scratching her head in confusion, as she tried to work out what could possibly have happened to it.
If we go back in time several hours, we can see the solution to our mystery.
Lelsey's neighbour had woken at around 2am and looked out of her window to be edified by the sight of a slight figure, clad from head to toe in navy blue, slipping out of Lesley's gate struggling a little under the burden of what appeared to be a large chair! Some time later, the ticket master at Strood station assisted the same mysterious blue clad figure to load her burden onto a train bound for Dartford. (how she had transported her unwieldy burden to the station shall remain forever hidden from us...) Further sightings of the blue clad marauder were reported on trains, tubes and even a bus, throughout South East London. The last reported sighting of our mystery girl was as she struggled the manouvre her prize through her front door and up the stairs into a crowded bedroom where it JUST fitted into a corner. Having accomplished this task she curled herself diagonally across the seat, smiling beautifically in the manner of a contented Puss.....

 


#2:  Author: KatLocation: Swansea PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 4:22 pm


*Giggles*

Hehehehee..... Laughing ROFL

Oooh, I wouldn't be you for anything Vikki!!

 


#3:  Author: XantheLocation: London/Cambridge PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 4:23 pm


Vikki, petal, my sweet, there is nowhere to hide... Twisted Evil

 


#4:  Author: VikkiLocation: Sitting on an iceberg, freezing to death!!! PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 4:28 pm


Yes there is.
You don't know where my bunker is........... Wink

 


#5:  Author: XantheLocation: London/Cambridge PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 4:36 pm


The vortex will find you, whichever dimension you may be in...

 


#6:  Author: PatLocation: Doncaster PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 4:53 pm


Oh Vikki!!! You are skating on thin ice!! Who is the marauder? Laughing Laughing Laughing

 


#7:  Author: francesnLocation: away with the faeries PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 7:40 pm


hmmm vikki......

you're lucky lesley's away til wednesday!

 


#8:  Author: VikkiLocation: Sitting on an iceberg, freezing to death!!! PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 7:58 pm


Pat wrote:
Oh Vikki!!! You are skating on thin ice!! Who is the marauder? Laughing Laughing Laughing



Oh Auntie Pat!
Re read the preceeding posts and you will see who it is!

 


#9:  Author: Carolyn PLocation: Lancaster, England PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 8:09 pm


So who will be revenged first?! Laughing

 


#10:  Author: AllyLocation: Jack Maynard's Dressing Room!! PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 8:18 pm


Giggles muchly. Thank you Vikki Very Happy

 


#11:  Author: SugarplumLocation: second star to the right! PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 9:47 pm


Vikki ... that's great .. might be an idea to hide from Lesley though .... maybe under the missing chair!

 


#12:  Author: LizBLocation: Oxon, England PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 10:01 pm


Is there more of this Vikki?

Liz

 


#13:  Author: JosieLocation: London PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 10:12 pm


Laughing Laughing
nice to see that fuchsia pink dressing gown making an appearance!!

 


#14:  Author: Miss DiLocation: Newcastle, NSW PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 4:26 am


Mmmmm. Nice PJ's. Laughing

 


#15:  Author: KatieLocation: A Yorkshire lass in London PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 9:48 am


Obviously the cows had removed themselves from the train line by then - she'd never have got the thing home otherwise!

 


#16:  Author: NellLocation: London, England PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 11:57 am


Wonderful!!! Thank you Vikki!

Still amazed at her ability to 'sit' diagonally on that chair! Loved the pj's and dressing gown too!

 


#17:  Author: XantheLocation: London/Cambridge PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:43 pm


Nell wrote:
Still amazed at her ability to 'sit' diagonally on that chair!


But it's a BIG chair... Embarassed

 


#18:  Author: SusanLocation: Carlisle PostPosted: Wed May 04, 2005 10:01 am


Lovely Vikki! Your evil streak show again!

 


#19:  Author: VikkiLocation: Sitting on an iceberg, freezing to death!!! PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2005 12:08 am


Susan wrote:
Lovely Vikki! Your evil streak show again!



Darn!!! I was really hoping my new camouflage make up would hide it! Wink

 


#20:  Author: LesleyLocation: Allhallows, Kent PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2005 8:09 pm


francesn wrote:
hmmm vikki......

you're lucky lesley's away til wednesday!


I'm back!

 


#21:  Author: RosieLocation: Huntingdonshire/Bangor PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2005 9:15 pm


Vikki: HIDE.

 


#22:  Author: VikkiLocation: Sitting on an iceberg, freezing to death!!! PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2005 5:01 pm


*sniggles*

 




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