Rachel the smelly witch......
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#1: Rachel the smelly witch...... Author: VikkiLocation: Sitting on an iceberg, freezing to death!!! PostPosted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 10:48 pm


In the picturesque village of Cove, near Helensburgh, the villagers were becoming aware of a problem.
The flat above the post office had been empty for some time, but six weeks ago a new tenant had moved in. She seemed pleasant enough, although she had some strange habits, (Mrs MacCready, the postmistress, SWORE that she had seen her flying naked on a broomstick at full moon, but then Mrs MacCready was known to drink a gallon of gin a day........) but the problem that was rapidly becoming apparent was the smell....
The flat was apparently lacking an indoor bathtub, and the new occupant was either too shy or too squeamish to make use of the three rusty open air versions, and was therefore developing a rather pungent aroma. This was a matter of great concern for the village, because it was affecting the tourist industry. people would arrive in the high street, get one whiff of 'Eau de Rachel the Witch', and hightail it out again as fast as they could.
The village council decided something must be done, and staged a midnight raid. Wearing gasmasks they entered the flat and seized Rachel. Carrying her down to the beach, they dunked her into the water and scrubbbed her well with carbolic soap, before hosing her down and returning her to her doorstep.......

 


#2:  Author: patmacLocation: Yorkshire England PostPosted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 10:52 pm


ROFL I can't keep up with you two!

 


#3:  Author: LianeLocation: Manchester England PostPosted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 10:59 pm


Laughing Laughing
*hopes to never get on the wrong side of either RTW or Vikki!*

 


#4:  Author: Carolyn PLocation: Lancaster, England PostPosted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:03 pm


Go for it. Pure entertainment!!

 


#5:  Author: SusanLocation: Carlisle PostPosted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 12:59 am


Glad the wind isn't bblowing in this direction.

 




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