Pim exacts her revenge
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#1: Pim exacts her revenge Author: Teddy Robinson as a Guest PostPosted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 9:18 pm


Hello dear CBBers, I wrote this little drabble on behalf of my dear owner, Pimmy, since there are a few little acts of revenge that had been called for. I heard of these incidences from my dear friends Xeno and Polo. What can I say, I've been corrupted to the CBB...

Matthew Holmes awoke with a hangover, it wasn’t and unusual occurrence, just an annoying one. He rolled over as best he could manage because he was all tangled in his sheet and realised that he was alone in bed. He had no idea where Darcie was but he figured she’d be okay, and if she wasn’t, well women were like tube trains, there’s be another one along shortly. Struggling into a sitting position he suddenly noticed a four inch high teddy bear at the end of his bed, that certainly hadn’t been there when he’d gone to bed. He could swear that the bear was glowering menacingly at him but suddenly he was distracted by noticing a small polar bear at the bottom of his bed on the floor.

“Polo, I’m hungry,” said the teddy bear suddenly and decisively, with just a hint of menace in his voice.
“Honestly Xeno,” replied Polo. “You’ll have to wait for the others. I don’t know where they are, maybe Vikki’s tardis packed up and they’ve had to hitch a ride on Reginald the Revenge Bunny’s steam roller, and you know how unreliable it is.”

Xeno growled in response and Matthew shrank back, terrified, against his pillow, slightly worried. This was, without a doubt, the worst hangover he’d ever had.

Suddenly there was a loud clatter, crash and bang from downstairs, followed swiftly by a cry of ‘oh bugger it’ and a positive babel of what could only be described as yibbling. Footsteps were heard on the stairs, enough for a small army, thought Matthew, growing increasingly worried by the second. The door was flung open and the almighty wrath of the CBB lynch mob launched into the room, heroically led by Gemlambchopsroastpotatoesandpeas (henceforth known simply as Gempie) and Allyrhubarbcrumbleandcustard (henceforth known as Allykins).

“There you are,” said Xeno. “I was getting bloody hungry here waiting for you lot to put in an appearance.”
“Well there’s the target,” said Gempie, brandishing her pointy stick in a manner which caused Matthew to wibble visibly.
“Wimp,” muttered Allykins as she brandished her axe from behind her back. “What’s the matter Matthew, scared?”
“What’s going on?” he asked, the fear and trembling clear in his voice. “And who are you?”
The smallest member of the angry mob rolled her eyes and sighed heartily. “We’re the CBB Lynch Mob, clearly you haven’t heard of our prowess.”
“What Vikkikins is trying to say,” interrupted the one they called Jo. “Is that we know what you did to Sharlie and it’s time you got your comeuppance.”
“Um, anybody seen Lesley?” questioned Sue from the back of the room where she was hurridly adding extra rust to her nailfile.
“She was with us at the top of the cliff,” said Liz, taking a break from sharpening her pointy stick, which was already rather sharp.
“Oh honestly,” said Allykins. “What will that Lesley Greencliff get up to next?” She went over to the open door where a small cliff had replaced the stairs. On the top sat Lesley Greencliff staring down the drop with a look of terror. “C’mon Lesley, we can’t start without you!”
“It’s rather a long way down,” eebled Lesley as she tightened her drabble harness. “I don’t think I like this.”
“Taste of your own medicine,” retorted Allykins. “Now get a move one, Xeno’s starving and if we don’t hurry he’ll eat Matthew, which means no fun for us!”

At the thought of missing out on lynching fun Lesley summonsed up all her strength to abseil safely down the cliff into Matthew’s room. At this point she pulled him out of bed by his ear and gave a well aimed kick to his…

“Oh well done Lesley!” shouted Carolyn picking up her bricks as Matthew began to hop around the room in pain.
“Anybody seen my chainsaw?” asked Lesley as she rejoined the group, casting a quick glance over her shoulder and threw a gleeful grin at Vikki and JackieJ who had begun kicking him with abandon.
“Erm, I think PatMac had it,” replied Carolyn from where she was adding rust to her nail scissors.
Lesley raised an eyebrow. “Hmm, I’ll never get that back then.”

In the meantime Vikki and JackieJ’s legs had tired of kicking Matthew who, by now, lay in a crumpled heap on the floor.

“Excellent,” giggled Gempie as they rejoined the group and she advanced on Matthew waving her pink bottle opener, just one of three she’d received as a Christmas present, seemingly some people knew her a little too well.

Allykins snickered as Gempie carefully inserted the bottle opener up Matthew’s left nostril before throwing Gempie’s spare ones at him so she could put one up his right nostril and another one…

“Out of the way Gempie!” cried Carolyn as she pushed Gempie to one side.

Matthew had no time to scream as Carolyn and Sue advanced on him with their bricks and rusty implements. In the interim, Lesley and PatMac were still fighting over the chainsaw, much to the amusement of the others.

“It’s my chainsaw,” groaned Lesley as she tried to prise it from PatMac’s hands.
“But you’ve already had a go at him,” whined PatMac. “Snot fair.”

The two of them carried on bickering over the chainsaw whilst the other members of the CBB lynch mob took their turns in torturing Matthew, who was, by now, simply in a whining, crumpled heap and bawling like a baby.

“I never meant to hurt her,” he stammered eventually.
“Too late for that,” snickered Lesley as she and PatMac loomed over him menacingly with a hand each on the chainsaw.
Matthew shrank back. “It just didn’t turn out how I planned.”

Suddenly there was a great flash of light, a big bang and a horrible thing descended upon the room.

“Gee… Gee… Georgia…” stammered Gempie. “What are you doing here?”
“Think I would just stand by and watch you doing this to my creation?” demanded Georgia standing in front of Matthew.
“He deserves it,” stated Allykins, waving her axe threateningly. “After what he put Sharlie through.”
“Oh, the creation of my dear twinny,” cackled Georgia.
“Yes, where is Pim?” asked Gempie suddenly. “I thought she was with us.”
“Buahahahahahaha,” was Georgia’s only reply.
“Georgia,” warned Allykins, wibbling slightly.
“Hey, what about me down here?” wailed Matthew, quickly silenced by a swift kick to a sensitive part of his anatomy by Vikkikins, he returned to lying in a heap moaning quietly to himself.
“What have you done with Pim?” asked Allykins, deciding that she would have to be brave.
“I’m hungry,” came from Xeno, who everybody had forgotten about in the fracas.
“Hush up Xeno,” came from Allykins. “Just let us get rid of Georgia.”

There was another crash, blinding flash of light and a pathetic bit of sparkly steam and Pim fell into the room, cursing in a language which would have more than shocked Miss Annersley.

“Bugger it, my stupid knee,” groaned Pim as she picked herself up off the floor. “I want a new leg…” she broke off. “Georgia!”
“Mwhahahahaha,” replied her evil twin.
“Pimmy…” eebled Gempie.
“Gemmy, stop being a wuss,” retorted Pim fumbling in the pockets of her slightly too big duffel coat.
“What have you got in there?” asked Allykins with intense curiosity in her voice.
“Um…” replied Pim. “A-ha!” she cried as a cloud of smoke emerged from her pockets.
“What on earth is that?” asked Gempie peering closely at the smoke on the floor.

Suddenly the smoke formed into two shapes.

“About time,” snapped Pim. “Tallulah Frances and Cosmina Carolyn, I was beginning to wonder how long it’d take you this time.”

The eebil twins stared at each other and then grinned wickedly before standing either side of Georgia who tried to move away, only she was frozen to the spot.

“All my life Georgia,” sighed Pim. “All my life I’ve been in your shadow, everything I did you always had to tag along and turn everybody against me. It wasn’t fair.”
“Face it twinny dearest,” retorted Georgia. “Nobody liked you because you’re PATHETIC.”
Pim stared. “No more pathetic than you, at least I didn’t have to take over your life to make friends. People wanted to be my friends first, until you stuck your oar in.”
Georgia cackled. “Pimmy, why would anybody want to even know you?”
“Because Pimmy’s luffly,” said Allykins, and Gempie nodded in agreement, suddenly as she fished in her own pocket.
“What’s that?” asked Pim, craning to see what was in Allykins’ outstretched hand.
“Allygator,” replied Allykins tossing the small alligator looking thing in Georgia’s direction. “All it takes is a simple game of snap, and Georgia to lose, because Allgator ALWAYS wins.”
“Oh,” said Pim as Allygator began to deal the cards.

The game was fast and furious with steam coming off the heads of both parties, not to mention the cards. Suddenly there was a bang, a snap and Georgia vanished into Allygator’s mouth. The CBB Lynch Mob all stared open mouthed at what had happened.

“Coo,” breathed Pim.
“Clever, huh?” said Allykins.
“Pretty impressive,” said Gempie, having recovered full use of her senses. “How did you find out about Allygator?”
“I’ve always known,” shrugged Allykins. “Just one of those things.”
“I’m hungry,” came from Xeno again.
“Oh, I’d forgotten about you,” said Pim. “Off you go then… that is so long as everybody’s finished with Matthew?” she asked with a wicked grin.

A clamour of cries came from the lynch mob that they just wanted one last go. Xeno sighed in despair and watched them all have their fun.

“Okay, we’ve finished now,” said Gempie as they stood back to admire their handiwork.
“Go on the Xeno,” said Pim.
“Excellent,” replied the bear tucking in generously.
“Ah well, things should all be sunshine and roses from now on,” said Pim beaming around the Lynch Mob.
“Just one thing though,” said Allykins. “What are you going to do about Kitty? I mean you can’t let her get away with defaming your character like that, saying you wanted to murder Nell.”
“True,” replied Pim with a wicked glint in her eye. “But don’t you worry, I’ll think of a suitable punishment.”
“Any clues?” asked Gempie hopefully.
“All will be revealed,” said Pim aggravatingly before she wandered off into the big wide world chuckling to herself.
“Snot fair,” grumbled Gempie.
“Oh well,” said Allykins. “Back to the board everyone, at least we know that thing won’t be there anymore. Come on Xeno!”

And with that the lynch mob complete with their bears and weapons headed back off up the cliff to the safe promised land of the CBB.

And Kitty? Well that’s a story for another day.

 


#2:  Author: Carolyn PLocation: Lancaster, England PostPosted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 9:27 pm


Erm...yes! Shocked

 


#3:  Author: patmacLocation: Yorkshire England PostPosted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 9:28 pm


ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL Bags I the chainsaw next Twisted Evil

 


#4:  Author: VikkiLocation: Sitting on an iceberg, freezing to death!!! PostPosted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 9:29 pm


*giggling like a lunatic over here!!!!*

 


#5:  Author: GemLocation: Saltash/Aberystwyth PostPosted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 9:32 pm


*crying with laughter* Pim, you're a loon! A luffly one at that, but a loon. *nods decidedly*

 


#6:  Author: AllyLocation: Jack Maynard's Dressing Room!! PostPosted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 9:37 pm


Aaaaaawwwwwwww hello Teddy Robinson, nice to finally meet you properly Very Happy Poor you having to live with Pimmy and Georgia!!! I hope you have survived ok!! Xeno says he luffs you muchly Very Happy

 


#7:  Author: pimLocation: St Andrews (right next to the beach) PostPosted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 9:39 pm


Teddy Robinson!!!! Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Whatever will you get up to next!!!! I do believe you'll have to stop hanging round with that Xeno and Polo, they're clearly bad influences on you.

 


#8:  Author: PoloLocation: At the bottom of the suitcase - getting rather squashed! PostPosted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 9:45 pm


*is hurt* Not only did I not get to eat Matthew, I've been called a bad influence! Well!

 


#9:  Author: XenophonLocation: Down the side of the bed - Help! PostPosted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 9:56 pm


*burps* Ooh ty Teddy Robinson, that filled a hole!! You are a pal!! Be careful Pimmy!!

 


#10:  Author: SpikeLocation: In the hunny jar PostPosted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 9:59 pm


Hello Teddy Robinson! Love your story!! Are you coming to this Gathering thing the Humans are having? How abot Xeno and Polo? Honeycomb and I will be there, and we'd LOVE to meet you!(as long as Xeno doesn't try and eat us!!)

 


#11:  Author: JackieJLocation: Kingston upon Hull PostPosted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 10:03 pm


patmac wrote:
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL Bags I the chainsaw next Twisted Evil
But you already have it PatMac Rolling Eyes *sneaks back to give Matthew one last kick* JackieJ

 


#12:  Author: LesleyLocation: Rochester, Kent PostPosted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 10:07 pm


patmac wrote:
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL Bags I the chainsaw next Twisted Evil
But it's my chainsaw!!! Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad And I never eeble! Laughing Wonderful. :laughing:

 


#13:  Author: PoloLocation: At the bottom of the suitcase - getting rather squashed! PostPosted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 10:15 pm


Spike wrote:
Hello Teddy Robinson! Love your story!! Are you coming to this Gathering thing the Humans are having? How abot Xeno and Polo? Honeycomb and I will be there, and we'd LOVE to meet you!(as long as Xeno doesn't try and eat us!!)
Spike, Gem says I'm not allowed to come cos she doesn't think I'll behave myself. But I'm only a very little bear, so I may be able to stow away...

 


#14:  Author: Teddy RobinsonLocation: Tucked up safely in bed! PostPosted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 10:16 pm


Polo wrote:
Spike wrote:
Hello Teddy Robinson! Love your story!! Are you coming to this Gathering thing the Humans are having? How abot Xeno and Polo? Honeycomb and I will be there, and we'd LOVE to meet you!(as long as Xeno doesn't try and eat us!!)
Spike, Gem says I'm not allowed to come cos she doesn't think I'll behave myself. But I'm only a very little bear, so I may be able to stow away...
I'm coming Spike, don't worry! Pimmy won't go anywhere without me Very Happy And Polo you MUST stow away, I'm dying to meet you all!

 


#15: Re: Pim exacts her revenge Author: KatLocation: Swansea PostPosted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 11:04 pm


Teddy Robinson wrote:
And Kitty? Well that’s a story for another day.
Look forward to it Teddy! Laughing And dying might be the right word there.... mwahahaha! Twisted Evil

 


#16:  Author: Miss DiLocation: Newcastle, NSW PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 1:35 am


Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing And you think Georgia is evil!!!

 


#17:  Author: SusanLocation: Carlisle PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 1:48 am


Wonderful Teddy Robinson - pops the nailfile back into its special solution to mke it even more rusty.

 


#18:  Author: SophoifeLocation: down under Down Under PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:02 am


:rofl: just the thing to cheer up a rather dreary day! Teddy, Xeno, Polo - I'd love you to meet my Teddy and Moo...

 


#19:  Author: NicciLocation: UK PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 9:22 am


Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

 


#20:  Author: JosieLocation: London PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 12:36 pm


ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

 


#21:  Author: JennieLocation: Cambridgeshire PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 3:26 pm


Bitterly disappointed in all you girls for doing that to Matthew! Because you didn't invite me to help! Twisted Evil

 


#22:  Author: LizBLocation: Oxon, England PostPosted: Sun Jan 23, 2005 3:15 pm


ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL So, so funny And - I got mentioned in a drabble :jump: - Thanks Teddy Robinson Liz

 




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