The CBB :: View topic - MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

#1: MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!! Author: Xerakovia,

Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 9:36 pm

The two CBB-ers met at the rendezvous point.
“Have you got your torch” whispered one, nervously.
“Yes, and a spare battery. And a couple of apples that I stole from the kitchen, and a meat pie and a fruit pie. And I have two vests on, just in case we need to make a rope.” The elder CBBer stifled a giggle.
“I’m glad you’re a good CS girl” she managed in a half whisper. “But I’m not sure that the window is quite that high”.

The younger CBBer laughed and was instantly shushed. They knew that Kat was absent from home with her new job but they weren’t sure how easy it would be to get into her house without waking up half of Wales.
“So where did you say she kept her computer?” asked the elder CBBer, who was trying to work out which room would be most accessible from the garden.
“Dunno” said the hunger. “Her bedroom?”
“Okaayy” said the elder, with patience waning. “And that would be?”
“Ummm” replied the younger one shrugging her shoulders, under the misapprehension that she could be seen on this cloudy night.

As the last light went off in Kat’s house, the two CBBers removed themselves from the hedge and carefully crept towards the house.
“What was that?” asked the younger one in a half whisper, half squeak.
“oh probably justa bat” said the elder. “You get them in Wales!”
‘Just a bat!’ thought the younger one, and shuddered.

Within moments the elder yet seemingly more sprightly CBBer was up on the window ledge peering through a window.
“I see it” she said, wobbling precariously on the ledge. “Kat’s computer! It’s there and it’s on!” she whooped, forgetting the need to be quiet.

Suddenly a light went on in another room. The two CBBers froze, one behind a nearby gnome, the other on the ledge.
“Blasted cats” came a voice from the window, and the light was off once more.

After what seemed like hours, not the five minutes which really passed, the elder CBBer moved her cramped limbs and signalled to the younger. The two women carefully eased open the not quite shut window and surveyed the room in front of them. The younger CBBer attempted to hoist herself up in a show of agility, but sadly failed and dropped back down into the flower bed. Her friend laughed and carefully used the pipes at the side of the window, to climb in.

Once inside she gave her friend a hand. The younger CBBer by this time had defeated her pride, but made a mental note to include some sort of rope ladder in her emergency provisions pack for their next expedition.

The two girls carefully made their way to Kat’s computer which was glowing away to itself. Finally the secret would be revealed. With one click of the mouse, the desktop was revealed. With a double click on the ‘My Documents’ folder, the secret was theirs to share.

Within moments they saw the file they had been searching for. It’s name began ‘Anonybunny’ followed by the secret name of the author.

“At last we know the secret” said the younger CBBer, forgetting to moderate her tones.
“They couldn’t keep it hidden for long” grinned the elder lady wickedly.

The sounds of mocking laughter rang through the country of Wales

#2: Author: Alice, Location: London, England

Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 10:29 pm

Oooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#3: Author: francesn, Location: away with the faeries

Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 10:34 pm

do we get to find out too???

please????

#4: Author: LizB, Location: Oxon, England

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 12:04 am

So who are the CBBers? Do we get to find out?

Hopeing I am safe it the knowledge it can't possibly be me 'cos I KNOW where Kat's computer is Wink

Liz

#5: Author: Nicci, Location: UK

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 12:09 am

please share the secret!!

(all good chalet school girls share!)

#6: Author: Miss Di, Location: Newcastle, NSW

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 3:26 am

It's not sneaking. It's reporting!

#7: Author: Sophoife, Location: down under Down Under

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 8:45 am

#8: Re: MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!! Author: Rosie, Location: Huntingdonshire/Bangor

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 11:34 am

Xerakovia wrote:

The sounds of mocking laughter rang through the country of Wales

So that's what it was!!

#9: Author: Xerakovia,

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 2:23 pm

A mere speculation on how one would aquire the knowledge of Anonybunny's secret identity!

The two CBBers know who they are! Wink

#10: Author: aitchemelle, Location: West Sussex

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 2:33 pm

LOL

Does that mean it's Kat?

Who are the CBBers?

Why do i never know ANY secrets!?!?!?! *thinks that noone trusts her* Crying or Very sad

#11: Author: Pat, Location: Doncaster

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 2:37 pm

Never mind Aitchemelle. ((((((((((((hugs))))))))))))

#12: Author: Ally, Location: Jack Maynard's Dressing Room!!

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 2:41 pm

Awwww poor Hannah *hugs* Shall we run away and make up some secrets of our own??

#13: Author: aitchemelle, Location: West Sussex

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 2:51 pm

yes please Ally that would be grand! *ponders what secrets we could think of!*

#14: Author: Ann, Location: Newcastle upon Tyne, England

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 3:38 pm

Miss Di wrote:

It's not sneaking. It's reporting!

Well said, Miss Di!

#15: Author: Cath, Location: Coventry

Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 9:39 am

Don't worry Hannah, I don't either!!

*vair much wants to know who Anonybunny and the two CBBers are* Laughing

#16: Author: Ann, Location: Newcastle upon Tyne, England

Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 12:01 pm

But now, you see, we have a new problem - who is Xerakovia?

#17: Author: Xerakovia,

Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 1:55 pm

Ann wrote:

But now, you see, we have a new problem - who is Xerakovia?

Now that would be telling!

The two CBBers, both pleased with their discovery, sat eevilly cackling to one another.
“We can gloat to our hearts content now” said the younger one excitedly.
The elder CBBer looked at her sternly.
“But what about Uto?” she asked.
“I’m not scared of him” bragged the younger. “He hasn’t got me yet!”
“He got Kat” the elder pointed out.
“Yes, but she’s always gloating. Have you seen how often she posts on Jack – just to gloat?”
The elder CBBer thought carefully. She wished that they had been successful in opening the story on Kat’s computer, but sadly it was both password protected and encrypted. She sighed.
The younger CBBer was busy updating her Live Journal and didn’t notice much until she felt a few irritating pokes in her side.
“Well, what do you want?” she asked rudely.
“I have an idea” explained the elder lady.
Her companion rolled her eyes in a bored fashion and prepared herself for a carefully planned plan. The idea of spontaneity seemed a rather foreign concept to her friend.
With a map and a diagram laid out on the floor the pair at last agreed upon their next step. They wanted to acquire a transcript of the story, to see exactly what would happen next. There was very little use in going to Anonybunny themselves, instead they went on the internet to search for a train to Staines.

#18: Author: catherine, Location: Newcastle upon Tyne

Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 2:53 pm

Is the fact that they are looking for a train to Staines relevant in any way? Confused

Just when you think the board can't get any madder - it does!! Rolling Eyes

#19: Author: Nina, Location: Peterborough, UK

Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 3:44 pm

catherine wrote:

Just when you think the board can't get any madder - it does!! Rolling Eyes

sounds like my life! I'm loving all the madness at the moment, life is so weird that mad is actually quite sane.

*ponders the sanity of that statement* Shocked

*decides to leave it as it is TRUE!* Rolling Eyes

#20: Author: LizB, Location: Oxon, England

Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 4:24 pm

Thanks Xerokovia Laughing

Looking forward to seeing the next step in the plan.

Liz

#21: Author: aitchemelle, Location: West Sussex

Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 4:33 pm

Thank you

!

*thinking about which CBBer lives in Staines*

(Staines is near London right?)

#22: Author: Ally, Location: Jack Maynard's Dressing Room!!

Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 5:39 pm

Thankyou Xerakovia Very Happy

Should I gloat over your identity? What, no? that's a shame!! Wink

But it is very shiny story indeed Laughing

#23: Author: francesn, Location: away with the faeries

Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2005 8:25 pm

staines is sort of near london

ali g talked about it a lot!!!

thank you xerakovia

#24: Author: aitchemelle, Location: West Sussex

Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 11:09 am

Thank you Fran! Maybe I'll visit there one day!
Any more please Xerakovia! Preferably in the next 5 minutes?!

#25: Author: Xerakovia,

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 8:38 am

The inquisitive pair walked out of the station building in Staines, having suffered a long and tedious train journey. Neither had remembered a book and as a consequence had to suffer each others company for three hours and six changes of train.
“Ok” said the elder, “who are we here to visit?”
“Vikki” replied the younger CBBer smirking to herself.
“But we’re in Staines?” asked her friend quizzically.
The younger CBBer looked at her questioningly, wondering why she was asking.
“Vikki lives in Windsor you moke!” retorted the elder.
The younger CBBer’s face fell. She knew the geography sometimes failed her but she really wouldn’t live it down this time.

She solemnly returned into the station and queued up at the ticket booth.
“How do we get to Windsor?” she asked looking glum.

#26: Author: Nell, Location: London, England

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 8:45 am

Couldn't they visit the CBBer who lives in Staines while they're there?

Lovely geography confusion and Staines to Windsor by train isn't exactely easy...

Thank you.

#27: Author: LizB, Location: Oxon, England

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 9:17 am

CBBers without books! Shocked

Thanks Xerakovia

Liz

#28: Author: Ally, Location: Jack Maynard's Dressing Room!!

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 10:10 am

Nell wrote:

Lovely geography confusion and Staines to Windsor by train isn't exactely easy...

Apart from the direct train from Staines to Windsor Eton Riverside that is Wink

(sorry caught that train many many times)

Thank you Xerakovia, poor CBBer's

ETC: Fixed your quotes for you too! Nell

#29: Author: Nell, Location: London, England

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 10:13 am

Ally wrote:

Nell wrote:

Lovely geography confusion and Staines to Windsor by train isn't exactely easy...

Apart from the direct train from Staines to Windsor Eton Riverside that is Wink

(sorry caught that train many many times)

Thank you Xerakovia, poor CBBer's

oh well!! 11 months working for British Rail obviously didn't have too much impact! Rolling Eyes

#30: Author: francesn, Location: away with the faeries

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 9:05 pm

*sniggers at the lack of knowledge of train services*

Staines is NOT a nice place to be stuck in....the station is rather manky

#31: Author: Sophoife, Location: down under Down Under

Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2005 3:02 am

CBBers without books???? Both of them????

Shocked

#32: Author: aitchemelle, Location: West Sussex

Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2005 7:59 pm

Sophoife wrote:

CBBers without books???? Both of them????

Is that allowed? Won't they be punished?

*thinks she knows who Xerokovia is!*

#33: Author: Gem, Location: Saltash/Aberystwyth

Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2005 11:09 pm

aitchemelle wrote:

*thinks she knows who Xerokovia is!*

*smirks happily*

Thanks Xerokovia!! VAIR amoozling ROFL

#34: Author: Kathy_S, Location: midwestern US

Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2005 11:54 pm

Quote:

“But we’re in Staines?” ....
“Vikki lives in Windsor you moke!”

But they look so close together on the fancy new map!

#35: Author: Vikki, Location: Sitting on an iceberg, freezing to death!!!

Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 1:38 pm

They are close Kathy, about 25 mins drive from my place to Kathye's.

(well, about 15 mins when you do it at 1am..........) Rolling Eyes

#36: Author: Xerakovia,

Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 6:34 pm

aitchemelle wrote:

*thinks she knows who Xerokovia is!*

If you think you know, why don't you take a guess?? Wink

Sophoife wrote:

CBBers without books???? Both of them????

I know! It's a sad sad tale!

“Oh it’s easy” said the ticket issuer, full of glee. He loved it when people got lost and confuddled. It made him feel so important.
After a bemusing five minute explanation the two weary CBBers left the station building and headed out onto the platform. By this time tempers were fraying and the younger CBBer knew that coffee was the only solution to her increasing tiredness and irritability. The elder CBBer did not think coffee was such a good plan. She had high hopes of the younger’s stamina flailing and her falling asleep as she was often found to do in the afternoons.

The younger CBBer was soon bouncing merrily after the caffeine hit in and the elder sighed and went into the shop to buy something to relieve her situation. A hammer? No, sadly there were no instruments of death. Sleeping tablets? No, not that fortunate. She settled for a cup of coffee and some smarties. If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em, she thought to herself.

Soon the two CBBers were bouncing away on the seat on the platform, much to the amusement of the normal people walking past. The younger CBBer was yibbling quite contently to herself, whilst her friend (for their mutual caffeine high had saved their friendship) sat quietly for a few minutes before jumping up to check the train times, lament her forgotten handbag (for she always carried a book in her handbag!) nd then would settle down once more looking suspiciously around her.

This performance went on for sometime, until at last a train pulled up to the platform. With a whoooop and a wheeeee the two CBBers boarded the train and began to plot evilly of the many ways they could torture Vikki into telling them the rest of Anonybunny’s story.

#37: Author: Liane, Location: Manchester

Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 8:09 pm

Hide Vikki, quick!

#38: Author: LizB, Location: Oxon, England

Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2005 11:09 pm

Thanks Xerakovia

I hope they are on the right train going in the right direction.

Not that I don't have faith in CBBers of course!

Liz

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