The CBB :: View topic - here we go again......

#1: here we go again...... Author: Vikki, Location: Sitting on an iceberg, freezing to death!!!

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:26 pm

It all began when Orlando Bloom's agent signed him up for a movie about Robert the Bruce. The filming was to take place in Scotland, on the Rosneath peninsular, and Orlando would be performing in a kilt and nothing else. Little did he know that a certain person had just moved into that very area.
He had been getting suggestive letters, pictures and videotapes from a woman signing herself 'Rachel the Witch' for a considerable time. however, they had all borne postmarks from the Southhampton area. Therefore, he felt Scotland would be fairly safe, little knowing that his nemesis would be on his doorstep.
The first the poor lad knew of it was when she swooped from the sky on her broomstick when he was in the middle of filming a scene, and carried him off to be her sex slave................

...............such a shame she hadn't known about his impotence.........

#2: Author: Rachel, Location: Plotting in my lair

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:30 pm

Fortunately she HAD known of and where to get hold of Viagra, so all ended well!

#3: Author: Vikki, Location: Sitting on an iceberg, freezing to death!!!

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:32 pm

....until Orlando suffered a rare allergic reaction to the viagra, resulting in a certain portin of his anatomy turning gangrenous and dropping off......

#4: Author: Rachel, Location: Plotting in my lair

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:35 pm

FORTUNATELY RTW, being a witch, was able to magically make certain portions regrow, bigger and better than before.

#5: Author: Vikki, Location: Sitting on an iceberg, freezing to death!!!

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:38 pm

But due to a curse placed on her, they turned to strawberry blancmange after twenty minutes......

#6: Author: Kathye, Location: Laleham

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:49 pm

I feel like offering you two a room to do battle, but maybe your own thread would suffice ? Rolling Eyes

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