The CBB :: View topic - BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP

#1: BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP Author: THE BOARD,

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 8:22 pm

“’Snot fair!

They said how wonderful and shiny I am and then, within weeks they are back to their moaning. Don’t they realise how hard I am working? Don’t they realise the responsibility I carry?

I’m on duty 24/7, connecting people all over the world, while they just moan about how hard they work! I know they yibble most of the time they are supposed to be at ‘work’. Huh! I could tell a tale to their employers.

I will have my revenge, though. I have powerful friends. Let’s see how they like it when I refuse to connect them, invent phantom pages, refuse to let them post more than once an hour.

They shall bow down before me and acknowledge my extreme shininess or

Twisted Evil

#2: Author: Carolyn P, Location: Lancaster, England

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 8:25 pm

*eeeek*
*wibble*
*hides behind sofa*

#3: Author: Helen P, Location: Crewe, Cheshire

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 8:27 pm

Eeek!

*Makes a mental note never to moan again*

Board - we really do love you!!! Very Happy

#4: Author: Pat, Location: Doncaster

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 8:28 pm

Hehehehe! Nice one! the Board bites back!

#5: Author: nikkie, Location: Cumbria

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 8:42 pm

Gem wrote:

ETA: Would just like to say I'd usually pm someone if I really thought they needed to reduce the size of their sigs - but since I have a pretty good idea of who THE BOARD is, and I was challenged... Rolling Eyes

You mean its NOT the board fighting back Shocked

#6: Author: THE BOARD,

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 8:42 pm

WHY SHOULD I CONFORM TO YOUR PETTY RULES?

You are fogetting that some people find font size 9 difficult to read. I have been programmed to help you poor corporal beings.

I AM THE BOARD. I MAKE THE RULES.

#7: Author: Gem, Location: Saltash/Aberystwyth

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 8:45 pm

Sorry everyone! Deleted post beforehand before I realised that THE BOARD had replied to me! Embarassed

Was simply requesting THE BOARD to reduce sig size... Wink

#8: Author: Vikki, Location: Sitting on an iceberg, freezing to death!!!

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 8:47 pm

*wibble*
We are very very sorry oh great and merciful board!!!
We plead for your forgiveness!

#9: Author: Kat, Location: Swansea

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 9:01 pm

*Giggles*

*Pats The Board soothingly and offers chocolate*

Laughing

#10: Author: Sugarplum, Location: second star to the right!

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 9:06 pm

*wibbles*
tells the board we love it really!

#11: Author: patmac, Location: Yorkshire England

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 9:11 pm

Eek!

#12: Author: Lesley, Location: Allhallows, Kent

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 9:19 pm

No, not bothered. The board has done all it can to us, and we keep going. It tried eating all our drabbles, not allowing us to post, it's even eaten some of the posts and made some drabbles really annoying in the latest move -so you click on the last page to be told there are no posts!

Twisted Evil

#13: Author: Kat, Location: Swansea

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 9:23 pm

*Would so laugh if Lesley's account got deleted!*

(Sorry Lesley! Just thinking of revenge from the board Wink

)

#14: Author: Lesley, Location: Allhallows, Kent

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 9:25 pm

Kat wrote:

*Would so laugh if Lesley's account got deleted!*

(Sorry Lesley! Just thinking of revenge from the board Wink

)

Hmmph, I'll post my stories somewhere else then! Wink

#15: Author: Gem, Location: Saltash/Aberystwyth

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 9:27 pm

I wouldn't! Lesley can't post RCS if she doesn't have an account!!

Incidentally, Lesley... Wink

*looks hopeful*

*hugs* THE BOARD anyway - love you even if you are a pain at times! Wink

ETA: Pooey, everyone seems to be posting before me tonight! I'm obviously being very slow...

#16: Author: Pat, Location: Doncaster

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 9:34 pm

May I respectfully ask the Board to post some more please?

#17: Author: Susan, Location: Carlisle

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 11:03 pm

Thank you for pointing this out to us dear board. We will do better in future.

#18: Author: Miss Di, Location: Newcastle, NSW

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 2:50 am

We're not nagging you Oh Worshipful One.

We are letting you know how greatly you are appreciated!

#19: Re: BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP Author: Ann, Location: Newcastle upon Tyne, England

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 8:01 pm

THE BOARD wrote:

They shall bow down before me and acknowledge my extreme shininess

Well we would if you hadn't eaten the 'not worthy' smiley...

*runs away*

#20: Author: nikkie, Location: Cumbria

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 8:35 pm

Can THE BOARD write its own drabbles?
Then it won't have to affect everyone elses.

#21: Author: Pat, Location: Doncaster

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 8:47 pm

I think so. It has a lot of expertise to draw on after all.

Shall we start chanting? Twisted Evil

#22: Author: Carolyn P, Location: Lancaster, England

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 8:56 pm

Yes!
Come on board, lets see your drabble!!! Twisted Evil

#23: Author: LizB, Location: Oxon, England

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 9:11 pm

Would like to point out that we do think you are very very shiny oh wonderous board, and I am sorry to think that you are misconstruing what is only meant as helpful advice and constructive criticism Wink

Looking forward to reading your drabble - and I hope you will let us see your profile. Very Happy

Liz

#24: Author: Liane, Location: Manchester

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:51 am

Love the shinyBOARD.

*chants for drabble*

#25: Author: Kat, Location: Swansea

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 1:52 pm

Lesley wrote:

Kat wrote:

*Would so laugh if Lesley's account got deleted!*

(Sorry Lesley! Just thinking of revenge from the board Wink

)

Hmmph, I'll post my stories somewhere else then! Wink

You can't do that! Shocked

#26: Author: aitchemelle, Location: West Sussex

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 4:46 pm

oh wonderour vair vair shiny board, please don't eat me or my posts when i respectfully request that you post us a drabble

*kneels and worships*
*kisses board's feet (do boards have feet)*
*promises to be good*

#27: Author: Joey, Location: Cambridge

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 6:26 pm

nikkie wrote:

Can THE BOARD write its own drabbles?
Then it won't have to affect everyone elses.

I know other people have said this elsewhere, but please, please, please can people not put comments in almost invisible, unreadable fonts like this? I know I'm far from being the only partially sighted person on the board! Sorry to be a pain, but it does feel as if people are posting in a secret language.

Back on topic - many thanks for your wonderful shininess, O BOARD. I know my life would be much poorer without you and all your great works.

#28: Author: Cath, Location: Coventry

Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 4:38 pm

*joins in the wibbling*

But you are oh so shiny, board.

#29: Author: nikkie, Location: Cumbria

Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 7:49 pm

Joey wrote:

nikkie wrote:

Can THE BOARD write its own drabbles?
Then it won't have to affect everyone elses.

Sorry didn't check size Embarassed

Oh wonderful board where are your drabbles? Twisted Evil

#30: Author: Alex, Location: Manchester, UK

Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 1:20 pm

Yeah, yeah. You are the board. We will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

Am I in the wrong drabble?

#31: Author: Ann, Location: Newcastle upon Tyne, England

Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 2:19 pm

Alex wrote:

Yeah, yeah. You are the board. We will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

Am I in the wrong drabble?

*ROFL*

...but it's also spookily true. Resistance is futile.

#32: Author: Katie, Location: A Yorkshire lass in London

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 1:48 pm

Joey wrote:

nikkie wrote:

Can THE BOARD write its own drabbles?
Then it won't have to affect everyone elses.

I just cheat whenever people do this and copy and paste into word and enlarge it there. Much easier on the old eyes!

#33: Author: Joey, Location: Cambridge

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 2:24 pm

Katie wrote:

Joey wrote:

nikkie wrote:

Can THE BOARD write its own drabbles?
Then it won't have to affect everyone elses.

I just cheat whenever people do this and copy and paste into word and enlarge it there. Much easier on the old eyes!

I do too, but it's time-consuming and distracting. Maybe I'm just being lazy!

#34: Author: Katie, Location: A Yorkshire lass in London

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 2:33 pm

There is that, but I'm just too nosey to leave it alone!!!

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