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#1: A Chalet School Drabble Author: Rachel, Location: West Coast of Scotland

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 7:24 pm

"'T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the house not a creature was stirring, except for a mouse," read Sharlie Andrews to her enthralled audience, none of whom noticed the slightly different wording to normal.
None of them seemed to notice the irony of their mistress reading a Christmas tale on Hallowe'en night either. (Come on, did you really think I would let you all down?)
Sharlie continued reading, changing a few words here and there as it suited her. As she drew near to the end of the tale, her mouth twisted a little was it a grimace of pain, a smirk of satisfaction, or merely wind? (Cast your votes now!)
As the little girls obediently trooped off to bed after the story, they were careful not to speak in the corridors. As soon as they arrived in the dormitory however, little tongues waggled as much as little tongues always do when you congregate a gaggle of girls with no mistresses in sight - or earshot!
"That was a brilliant story," remarked Ailie Russell to her boon companion Janice Chester.
"Smashing!" replied Janice, knowing as she said it that she was using one of the worst words known to chalet-kind.

#2: Author: Nicci, Location: UK

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 7:29 pm

You, let us down on Halloween. Never Rachel. We know you too well!! So - are you going to continue? *intrigued*

#3: Re: A Chalet School Drabble Author: Ann, Location: Newcastle upon Tyne, England

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 7:37 pm

Rachel wrote:

As she drew near to the end of the tale, her mouth twisted a little was it a grimace of pain, a smirk of satisfaction, or merely wind? (Cast your votes now!)

As they didn't have wind at the CS, I'm guessing it's not that. Some more would be greatly appreciated, Rachel (if you're not too busy).

#4: Author: Rachel, Location: West Coast of Scotland

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 7:47 pm

The little girls continued chattering as they prepared for bed until lights out. By this time all the girls were lying in bed, shut in by curtains to their individual cubicles. Eventually the older girls went to bed, and then the mistresses.
The building was in darkness and nothing was stirring, except a mouse. (How ironic that heh?) The mouse scampered swiftly along the corridors, sniffing a little as he went.
"What's that, I smell in the air, the American Dream? No! Cheeses!" he thought happily to himself. (Brownie point to the person who spots the show!)
Certain that it was definitely cheese he could smell, the little mouse hurried on round corners, up stairs, along corridors, through rooms and in and out the dusty bluebells. He began to get slightly frustrated being unable to locate the source of the lovely smells. This was getting beyond a joke, he thought crossly to himself.

#5: Author: ali, Location: medway, kent

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 7:51 pm

I can't begin to wonder what is going on but hope the poor ickle mouse isn't in for a nasty shock, or the poor ickle girlies. Or me! (Not very good at scary!) :pale:

#6: Author: Rachel, Location: West Coast of Scotland

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 7:56 pm

Bill Wilson sat up in bed, trying to work out what had awakened her so suddenly. She groaned, realizing almost instantly. Hallowe'en. The worst night of all nights to be a mistress in a girls school. Hurling the bed covers to the floor in a fit of stroppiness, Bill leapt out of bed and thrust her feet into her slippers, wondering which form were going to have the misfortune of having the science mistress irrupt into their illicit story telling session first.
"Every year!" thought Bill crossly. "When will they ever learn?" She strode along corridors, marching rapidly towards the dormies where most of the fourth form slept. It was bound to be the fourth form - it always was.
You would think at least one girl in the school would have had the intelligence to spot the pattern and break it, but no. Always the fourth.
Bill began to smirk with self-conceit as she approached the Photophynia dormitory, sparing a moment to wonder idly when they would run out of flowers and plant names for dormitories. The girls in the Photophynia dormitory were giggling and snickering madly.
They had long ago realised that they would always be blamed for all wrong doing in the school and so had also realised that it gave them the ultimate excuse to behave badly. A few "I didn't thinks" followed by a few tearful confessions, and they could get away with murder. At least, they thought they could. Tonight was the night they would find out if it really would work.

#7: Author: Carolyn P, Location: Lancaster, England

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 7:58 pm

OOoooooh, a Rachel drabble! And if you status is anything to go by (thanks for pointing it out to me) then it should be great fun!

#8: Author: Nicci, Location: UK

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 8:01 pm

Rachel wrote:

Bill began to smirk with self-conceit as she approached the Photophynia dormitory, sparing a moment to wonder idly when they would run out of flowers and plant names for dormitories.

*howling with laughter*

#9: Author: Rachel, Location: West Coast of Scotland

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 8:08 pm

Bill threw open the door.
"Who was talking just now?" she demanded in icy tones. The only response was the sound of an obviously faked snore.
The mouse was ready to weep. Where oh where was the smell coming from?
Bill swept on the lights, fury written all over her face (not permanent ink so not to worry).
"Who," she demanded, "is prevaricating and attempting to deceiveth me into thinking she is as asleep as I should be right now when in actual fact she is as awake as what I is?"
It was as well Hilda Annersley was not present to hear this truly remarkable phrasing, as she would have promptly turned the inquisition of the fourth form into an English lesson for the science mistress.
"It was I," said a tiny voice from the corner of the dorm.
"I who?" asked Bill in truly acid, biting, icy etc tones.
"I said the fly, with my little eye," came the reply, followed by the snorting of a roomful of girls attempting not to laugh out loud at the outraged expression on Bill's face.

#10: Author: Sugarplum, Location: second star to the right!

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 8:12 pm

Love it Rachel but why the reference to Miss Saigon ? - am I being vacant again ?

#11: Author: Rachel, Location: West Coast of Scotland

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 8:19 pm

Sugarplum wrote:

Love it Rachel but why the reference to Miss Saigon ? - am I being vacant again ?

Not at all Sugar, the mouse just started humming it at me!

Matron opened one eye.
Mice.
She would know that smell anywhere.
"Not in my school," she thought grimly, conveniently overlooking the fact that the school belonged to Madge Russell and a board of governors.
Matron climbed from her bed and threw on her negligee. Pausing a moment to admire the vision in chiffon she presented to herself in the mirror, matey grabbed her patented mouse splatting kit and began a route march through the school corridors.
Bill had made her way to the corner of Photophynia dormitory and grabbed the cheeky fourth former by the pigtails. Dragging a howling child was in actual fact one of Bill's favourite past-times, but she knew for legalities sake she had to pretend to hate it. Bill found she *had* to take the fourth former down several flights of stairs and up several others before eventually coming to her study - a room that was located three doors down from the Photophynia dorm.
"And what have you to say for yourself NOW?" Bill asked with more than a trace of a smirk on her face.

#12: Author: Cath, Location: Coventry

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 8:25 pm

Quote:

Matron opened one eye. Mice. She would know that smell anywhere. "Not in my school," she thought grimly, conveniently overlooking the fact that the school belonged to Madge Russell and a board of governors.

My sides! I love it! *eagerly awaits more*

#13: Author: Carolyn P, Location: Lancaster, England

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 8:37 pm

Evil Bill!! Twisted Evil

Sounds like she has met my son!

#14: Author: Kathye, Location: Laleham

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 8:40 pm

Yay Thanks Witchy, any more from the lair ?

#15: Author: Rachel, Location: West Coast of Scotland

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 8:41 pm

Sharlie Andrews lay in the dark and grinned. Then she chuckled. Then she broke into maniacal laughter, hastily putting a stop to it before anyone should hear her.
"pull yourself together woman," she scolded herself. "People will think you've cracked if you lie in the dark laughing to yourself." "And of course NOBODY will think that when you lie in the dark talking to yourself," came a second voice.
Sharlie's scream echoed through the empty corridors, ending abruptly with a gurgling noise . . .
"I'm going to get you little mousey," chanted Matron softly under her breath. Such was her focus on tracking down the evil little rodent, Matron had not even heard Sharlie's screams, let alone the gurgling noise. "Here mousey mousey mousey," Matey's eyes gleamed in the dark as she ran her finger lightly over the carpet and tasted it. "Male mouse, recently fathered a litter of twelve," whispered Matron in triumph. This talent of hers was unknown so far to the staff.

#16: Author: Nicci, Location: UK

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 8:47 pm

Rachel wrote:

"pull yourself together woman," she scolded herself. "People will think you've cracked if you lie in the dark laughing to yourself." "And of course NOBODY will think that when you lie in the dark talking to yourself," came a second voice. Sharlie's scream echoed through the empty corridors, ending abruptly with a gurgling noise . . .

my sides are seriously hurting now Rachel. But please continue. And is anyone else very worried/scared about Matey??

#17: Author: Xanthe, Location: London/Cambridge

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 8:58 pm

*giggling/spluttering/choking* (see, I can multitask...) thank you Auntie R... Very Happy

#18: Author: Rachel, Location: West Coast of Scotland

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 9:04 pm

One bitterly weeping fourth former vowed in her teensy tiny heart that she would have revenge on the science mistress. Livonia Robert Elizabeth Carmichael-Jones-Smith-Sprout made a solemn vow that for as long as it took to learn how to spell her name and get it in the correct order, she would hate Bill Wilson.
Bill smirked. It wasn't the first time a fourth former had vowed revenge, and Bill was certain it wouldn't be the last (she was right about that incidentally, but only just!) Livonia Robert Elizabeth Carmichael-Jones-Smith-Sprout tenderly felt her scalp to make sure her pigtails really were still attached as she sauntered back to her dormitory.
She pushed open the door to Whortleberry dormitory, and pondered a moment on the injustice of being had up before Bill as a Photophynianite. As if any Whortleberry girl would ever sink so low as to make it so obvious she was planning murder.
Matey had cornered the mouse. He was on his hind legs glaring at Matey as hard as she was glaring at him. He feinted to the left, and then darted to the right.
Matey's eyes never so much as twitched as she brought down her patented mouse splatter on top of him. The frying pan made a loud "clanging" noise as it found the floorboards under the mouse's crushed body. She lifted the pan up, smiling with satisfaction as she saw the body smeared on the underside of the pan. The mouse was still alive - just.
With his final breath he cursed Matron in fluent Spanish, and then, really hacked off that he had never found the cheese, died.

#19: Author: Carolyn P, Location: Lancaster, England

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 9:28 pm

Did anyone else go EEeeuuuueeeewwww! when reading about Matey mouse tracking?

#20: Author: Rachel, Location: West Coast of Scotland

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 9:43 pm

Sharlie's eyes were huge. She peered fearfully into the darkness, trying to work out who it was who had placed a glass of water to her lips as she screamed, causing her to gurgle and splutter, but effectively stopping her from screeching.
"Who's there?" Sharlie eventually quavered out. (Mmmmm, salt and vinegar quavers!)
"It is I," came a voice. Sharlie sighed.
"Why in the name of the cabbage do people in this place always reply in that way?" she asked crossly. "Couldn't you for once just tell me straight out who you are instead of making me go through a guessing game?"
"Livonia Robert Elizabeth Carmichael-Jones-Smith-Sprout's twin sister Mary," came the reply sulkily. "Why does Livonia Robert Elizabeth Carmichael-Jones-Smith-Sprout get all the fun roles? She got to play with Bill and I got lumbered with you."
Now that Sharlie was certain it was a girl and not another mistress in her room, she was prepared to be big and brave and stand up to the intruder. Hurling herself out of bed, Sharlie made a grab for the girl, catching her easily and then marched her off to Bill Wilson's room.
Why she went there is an unknown in a drabble full of unknown things. Why for example do I continue to type when it is patently obvious I am making no sense? Why do you lot continue reading?!? Nonetheless, for the sake of trying to get this drabble to connect up in any way, Sharlie took Mary Whatsit off to see Bill.

#21: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 9:44 pm

Please, I did! I'm so very tempted to write a FCS drabble about RTW, the CS, and the RSPCA... you remember the poor bunny rabbit! Rachel, this is inspired. I particularly like the bit about Bill's bad English and Matey being a vision in chiffon! I'm also tempted to think the cheese was the smell of the girls' feet...

#22: Author: Carolyn P, Location: Lancaster, England

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 9:57 pm

Yipee, a body at last! Knew you wouldn't let us down.

#23: Author: Nicci, Location: UK

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 10:03 pm

ooooh. Bodies......

#24: Author: Ellie, Location: Lincolnshire

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 10:05 pm

Awww, why did the poor litte mousy have to get splattered Crying or Very sad

I don't really mind that Bill was done to death by pigtails, of course. Is Matey going to be next on the revenge list?

#25: Author: Rachel, Location: West Coast of Scotland

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 10:16 pm

Julie Lucy dived out of bed when she heard the loud clanging noise reverberate immediately overhead. She guessed immediately (and inaccurately as you dear reader already know) that it was the fourth formers.
Heading upstairs she stood outside the fourth form dormitories, dithering over whether it would be Whortleberry or Photophynia this time. Spinning round quickly with her eyes shut and her arm outstretched, she eventually came to a halt pointing to Whortleberry.
She marched in and flung on the lights, causing consternation to all twelve girls who had been sound asleep until that point. Throwing the switch so the room was plunged back into darkness, Julie contented herself with a swift "And STAY asleep!" before hurrying next door.

#26: Author: Carolyn P, Location: Lancaster, England

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 10:27 pm

sound asleep...that doesn't sound like a Rachel drabble! unless it's another way of saying they are all DEAD!!!

#27: Author: Nicci, Location: UK

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 10:31 pm

oooh more bodies?? Rachel, I'm liking this so much I'm going to request that you make your posts longer...

#28: Author: Rachel, Location: West Coast of Scotland

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 10:33 pm

Matey was heading back to her bedroom. She was feeling mightily proud of her evening's work and after disposing of the mouse's body in a manner too gruesome for even me to relate, had decided she ought to get some sleep before the next disturbance of the night. That there would be one she was certain.
She had been Matron for so long that she knew now that when the narrative began at lights out, it meant she was fated to get very little sleep at all. As she plodded her way wearily up hill and down dale, she failed to notice that her shadow was increasing in size.
At first her shadow lengthened only a little, then a little more, and then it was stretching out far behind her without obeying any rules of physics, chemistry or any other scientific rule that might be held responsible for shadows.
It was the pattering noise that eventually made her turn her head. Her shadow stopped when she did, as did the pattering noise. Matey knew she ought really to connect the two events, but sometimes it was easier to let the story flow and ignore things like this.
She walked on, her shadow followed and the pattering noises began again. Sighing heavily, Matey ran for it. The pattering became a scampering the scampering became almost loud. Matey turned her head at the last moment and let out a blood-curdling shriek.
Julie Lucy's eyes lit up. Fourth formers on the rampage! She began to hurry towards where that blood-curdling shriek had seemed to come from.
She pulled up quickly as she reached the head of the stairs. Lying there at the foot of the stairs was a heaving mass, squeaking and scampering and paddling in blood. Tiny footprints appeared and were immediately criss crossed by hundreds more footprints.
As the seething mass gradually reduced in size, Julie could see a trail of prints leading away from the foot of the stairs and leading towards the kitchen. As the last movement stopped, Julie cautiously made her way down the stairs to see what exactly those fourth formers had been up to.

#29: Author: Nicci, Location: UK

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 10:37 pm

So many fantastic lines. Thanks Rachel. Is anyone else thinking 'The Witches'?

#30: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 10:39 pm

*splutters* Don't tell me. The Revenge of the Mice? Very Happy

for more!

#31: Author: Rachel, Location: West Coast of Scotland

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 10:46 pm

Hope Lesley enjoys this installment wwhen she finds it )

Discovering Mateys half eaten corpse, Julie Lucy shook her head. Miss Annersley would have to be told, this was not something Julie felt the prefects should deal with by themselves. Miss Annersley would have to be told what the fourth form had been up to this time.
Julie wended her way to the Headmistresses bedroom, not stopping for a second to wonder why she too wasn't seeking out the science mistress whom everyone else had previously gone rushing for.
She tapped at the door, and hearing the languorous voice calling "Come in!" she opened the door and entered the room. The sight that met her eyes made her pause for at least half a second.
Who would have thought Hilda would be one for playing dressing up games? Seeing your headmistress playing dressing up with the schools handyman has to be even worse.
While Evan Evans was playing around with a stethoscope, Hilda was dressed in a nurses outfit and cooing "Oooh doctor!" every five seconds.
"Ummm, Miss Annersley?" Julie said.
"Just call me Nursie!" trilled Hilda.
Evan Evans cast a meaningful glance at the large, empty, vodka bottle standing on Hilda's bedside table, before shaking his head. Hilda made a grab for the stethoscope.
"Why doctor, I had no idea it would be so long," she winked in a very Barbara Windsor way, before going off into smutty cackles. Julie decided to beat a hasty retreat and go and find Bill Wilson instead.
"Sorry to have disturbed you Miss Annersley," she said properly before backing slowly away. Evan Evans cried as he saw the girl leave without paying any attention to the SOS he was tapping on the vodka bottle.

#32: Author: Carolyn P, Location: Lancaster, England

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 10:49 pm

Who died? I want deaths!!! Evil or Very Mad

#33: Author: Nicci, Location: UK

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 10:50 pm

I will never, ever be able to see Miss Annersley in the same light. Rachel - what have you done?

#34: Author: Rachel, Location: West Coast of Scotland

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 10:53 pm

Carolyn P wrote:

Who died? I want deaths!!! Evil or Very Mad

Perhaps you don't count half eaten corpses, but I do. This makes two so far . . .

#35: Author: Sugarplum, Location: second star to the right!

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 11:03 pm

Carolyn P wrote:

Did anyone else go EEeeuuuueeeewwww! when reading about Matey mouse tracking?

Yesssssssssssssssss! *how utterly like RTW though* I'm laughing so much my sides are aching ... Hilda with a nurses fetish ....and with Evan Evans! Rachel - you should put a warning on your drabbles ! *This drabble is likely to result in the reader developing stitch from laughing too much !!!! Wink

#36: Author: Rachel, Location: West Coast of Scotland

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 11:18 pm

Julie was so preoccupied in thinking about how to break the news to Bill that she failed to spot the ambush. Her croak wouldn't have woken a mouse, had there been one asleep in the whole building.
As all the mice were currently celebrating the death of the tyrant known as Matey, this is completely irrelevant. So is broccoli.
Sharlie Andrews looked at the body of the late prefect and swore. She used one of the really bad words. She liked the feel of being a rebel so much she said it again.
"Smashing!" Livonia Robert Elizabeth Carmichael-Jones-Smith-Sprout had decided tonight was the night to make good her revenge plot against Bill. She had decided it would be good as the last thing Bill would expect was for Livonia Robert Elizabeth Carmichael-Jones-Smith-Sprout to get back out of bed after being dispatched there in disgrace earlier in the same evening.
Livonia Robert Elizabeth Carmichael-Jones-Smith-Sprout made her way carefully out of the dorm, pausing briefly to wonder what that tiny weeny squeal of "Ooooh doctor!" could be made by.
She spotted the door to Bill's study was slightly ajar and the light was still on. She pushed the door open cautiously, hoping to work out the best line of attack.
Seeing the throttled face of the science mistress, Livonia Robert Elizabeth Carmichael-Jones-Smith-Sprout felt an overwhelming sense of grief that someone else should have beaten her to it. A smidgen of a noise alerted Livonia to the fact that the murderess was still in the room. She felt safe in assuming the perpetrator was female as they were in an all girls boarding school where the only male figures lived out, and it was after midnight on Hallowe'en.
With a shriek of triumph, Mary leapt on her twin and slew/slayed/slained/slyed her in cold blood.
Livonia Robert Elizabeth Carmichael-Jones-Smith-Sprout stared up at her twin and the word "Why?" bubbled out from her mouth on a forth of blood as she breathed her last.
"Cos I can't spell your flipping name!" shouted Mary. "Is that a good enough reason for you?"
As Livonia Robert Elizabeth Carmichael-Jones-Smith-Sprout was now dead, she decided not to respond.

#37: Author: Carolyn P, Location: Lancaster, England

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 11:24 pm

More deaths, yeah!!!! Rachel's drabling again, how I've missed this. Twisted Evil

#38: Author: Sugarplum, Location: second star to the right!

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 11:25 pm

hilarious Rachel ! Smile

#39: Author: Guest,

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 11:29 pm

Whoever asked for bodies - you're getting them now, lovely.

#40: Author: Lesley, Location: Allhallows, Kent

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 11:48 pm

Thank you Rachel - Lesley was nearly crying with laughter when she read that post! Laughing

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#41: Author: Ann, Location: Newcastle upon Tyne, England

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 11:48 pm

It was all a dream? Rachel, I must admit I'm disappointed...

#42: Author: Nicci, Location: UK

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 11:50 pm

Rachel!!! But thank you for such a wonderful halloween story.

#43: Author: Guest,

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 11:52 pm

You mean that there are no bodies Neutral

Thanks Rachel, good fun for Halloween

#44: Author: Rachel, Location: West Coast of Scotland

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 11:55 pm

For those who wondered, this is my second year of Hallowe'en-ing drabbles. Last years effort can be found HERE I had actually forgotten I had written it until Carolyn pointed it out to me earlier in the week - and I know it is hideously bad form to laugh at ones own jokes, but I must admit I sat here cackling when I read it. After reading it again, I felt I had to continue the trend so I hope you have enjoyed/endured the insanity tonight. Next drabble should be posted in approximately 365 days time )

#45: Author: pim, Location: Helmel Hampster

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 12:15 am

*torn between splittling sides with laughter and going eeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuwwwwwwwwwwwww* Inspired Rachel (by what, I don't think i want to know ))

#46: Author: Ellie, Location: Lincolnshire

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 12:17 am

The guest was me - I opened another board so I could be in two places at once

#47: Author: Susan, Location: Carlisle

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 12:36 am

Wonderful thank you Rachel. Glad to see you back on form.

#48: Author: Nicole, Location: New Zealand

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 6:34 am

Wonderful, Rachel. Thank you so much. You've got no idea how much I needed this tonight.

#49: Author: Kathy_S, Location: midwestern US

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 6:53 am

(hopes to avoid nightmares about this nightmare, however Shocked

)

#50: Author: patmac, Location: Yorkshire England

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 8:10 am

What a super drabble to read with early morning coffee! Nice to see you drabbling again Rachel and well on form as ever Wink

#51: Author: Xanthe, Location: London/Cambridge

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 12:03 pm

*snickering* Thank you Rachel Kiss

#52: Author: Gem, Location: Saltash/Aberystwyth

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 12:17 pm

*crying with laughter* Thank you Rachel!

#53: Author: Rosie, Location: Huntingdonshire/Bangor

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 1:11 pm

Waaah! Missed ALL of this last night as I was fighting with a French assignment (I'm thinking of handing in the epic doodle that took 2 hours as well...)! However, I have just sat in the corner of the computer room giggling away merrily! Thanks RTW!

#54: Author: Carolyn P, Location: Lancaster, England

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 1:15 pm

*G* *Giggling like the proverbial giggler dishing out the giggler treatment* (a joyy good book with eauw factor) Loved that Rachel, wonderful to see you back on form! Twisted Evil

#55: Author: Vikki, Location: Sitting on an iceberg, freezing to death!!!

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 1:33 pm

Rachel, that was wonderful! Thank you thank you thank you!

#56: Author: Kat, Location: Swansea

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 3:51 pm

*Giggling wildly* Rachel that was absolutely brilliant!! V disappointed that I didn't get to read it last night though Sad

N/m, was a good tonic for cheering me up today instead Very Happy

#57: Author: Jennie, Location: Cambridgeshire

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 4:10 pm

Great return to the board, Rachel.

#58: Author: Josie, Location: London

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 4:11 pm

I missed it last night too. But hey l have read it now! Very Happy

Very very funny. Despite all the bodies, this was by far the scariest bit! Shocked

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Matron climbed from her bed and threw on her negligee. Pausing a moment to admire the vision in chiffon she presented to herself in the mirror,

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