Smut at the Chalet School
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#1: Smut at the Chalet School Author: aitchemelleLocation: West Sussex PostPosted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 7:43 pm


I haven't placed this in the locked section, after discussion with a Mod, but quite happy if anyone feels it should be moved!! H xx

Quote:
In passing, it may be said that it was accepted, very well hung, and finally went to one of the big Australian picture galleries.


Three Go to the Chalet School p273

They are talking about a picture! (But it made me snigger!) Shocked


#2:  Author: Le Petite EmLocation: Cheltenham PostPosted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 7:58 pm


Very funny!!! I find this one a bit odd as well...

This is Jem and Joey!
Quote:
But his kiss was very tender as he held her for a moment before pushing her into her own room.


#3:  Author: jenniferLocation: Taiwan PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 3:22 am


'I've only room for a little of that elegant ice cream erection when
you cut into it,' Miss Denny said firmly. (from New Mistress)


#4:  Author: Guest PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:30 am


I haven't got the book in front of me, but I do remember descriptions of 'making love' when discussing the Willow Pattern story. I think it was when they used it as one of the themes for the Sale.


#5:  Author: TanLocation: London via Newcastle Australia PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:30 am


Embarassed

Last post was from me.

Sorry!


#6:  Author: Alison HLocation: Manchester PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:28 am


Roger Richardson being 6 foot of manhood in a pair of skimpy bathing trunks (in Joey & Co in Tyrol) always makes me laugh, and so does (forget which book it's in) Joey and Jack going shags (splitting the costs) at the airport Laughing .


#7:  Author: AlexLocation: Cambs, UK PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 1:03 pm


I can't find it, but I'm sure there's a bit in Island about Annis Lovell's aunt only caring about 'a decent screw'.


#8:  Author: Guest PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:48 pm


Hmm. I think the screw mention was in relation to teaching as a career option.

Shocked


#9:  Author: claireLocation: South Wales PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:16 pm


Why oh why did we loose the Chalet Porn thread? - can't remember which book but we had Joyce kneeling in front of a giant errection, Jack's throbbing monster - anyone remember where from?


#10:  Author: MiaLocation: London PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:25 pm


claire wrote:
Jack's throbbing monster - anyone remember where from?


That's from Lavender hb - Jack brings his Monster over for Daisy and Robin Wink


#11:  Author: SquirrelLocation: St-Andrews or Dunfermline PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:22 pm


claire wrote:
can't remember which book but we had Joyce kneeling in front of a giant errection,


Wasn't that one from "rebel" or the latter half of "lintons"? It was the cottage that Jo was building for the sale, and had just put on the chimeny or something like that.


#12:  Author: Mrs RedbootsLocation: London, UK PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:38 pm


And we will not, of course, forget Miss Annersley's offer to "thank Gaudenz properly later" after he'd rescued some girl or other.... history doesn't relate what Mrs Gaudenz thought of that!


#13:  Author: JoSLocation: South Africa PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:45 pm


Most of these must have been edited from the armanda pbs. I certainly don't recall them. They had me giggling away in front of my pc. SLOC thinks I am crazy...


#14:  Author: AlexLocation: Cambs, UK PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:56 pm


Found the Island one:

Quote:
I suppose [Aunt Margaret] thinks that all that matters is a decent screw and holidays.


And yes it does refer to teaching. Annis then follows this up with

Quote:
I can have a go at the screw in another way
Shocked

Armada white spine: pp 133-134


#15:  Author: SamLocation: Essex, UK PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:09 pm


I am sitting here sniggering like a schoolgirl. Mum keeps asking me what I'm looking at....


#16:  Author: Laura VLocation: Merseyside, UK PostPosted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 4:12 pm


I can't help but snigger at Gottfried Mensch stripping Eustacia of her wet clothes Laughing


#17:  Author: JennieLocation: Cambridgeshire PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 1:26 pm


But he's a doctor and allowed to do it. Remember when Jack changed Emerence Hope's pyjamas?


#18:  Author: Guest PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 9:00 pm


Well this game looks a little more suited to my energy levels tonight than A/V/M which seems to have got hard!

In feud, I have just come across ..

Quote:
There was always the risk that they might go off and it was much too cold for little pussies to be outside for any length of time.

and
Quote:
"So that's how she got out there!" she thought - quite wrongly-as she made her way between the piles of trunks and cases, clambered on the erection the two had left, and looked out.


#19:  Author: Joan the DwarfLocation: Er, where am I? PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 9:09 pm


Not to mention, of course, the many ejaculations...


#20:  Author: JoSLocation: South Africa PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 7:28 pm


Coming of Age

Rolling Eyes

Quote:
During the Friday, the men had been busy with the erections required...


#21:  Author: RosyLocation: Gloucestershire-London-Aberystwyth PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 8:10 pm


JoS wrote:
Coming of Age

Rolling Eyes

Quote:
During the Friday, the men had been busy with the erections required...



*chokes*


#22:  Author: TiffanyLocation: madthesispanicargh PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 8:29 pm


What were they required for? Shocked


#23:  Author: Kat PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 8:38 pm


You don't want to know! Laughing


#24:  Author: JoSLocation: South Africa PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 8:51 pm


Sadly only to set up the stalls for the sale...and then to play clock golf again...didn't they ever get tired of the dreaded game! Perhaps not - am thinking of my husband's addiction to the game - the real thing i.e. I am both a political and golfing widow - although that does leave more time for CBB Wink


#25:  Author: TiffanyLocation: madthesispanicargh PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 8:57 pm


JoS wrote:
Sadly only to set up the stalls for the sale...and then to play clock golf again...


An erection stall... now that would get custom...

*drags mind out of gutter*


#26:  Author: Kat PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:05 pm


Tis ok Gnome, I read clock without the 'l' Embarassed Laughing


#27:  Author: JoSLocation: South Africa PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:13 pm


Laughing


#28:  Author: ElleLocation: Peterborough PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:19 am


*splutters*


Shocked Shocked Shocked


#29:  Author: ChrisLocation: Nottingham PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:18 pm


I though 'a decent screw' (apart from the obvious meaning) meant to earn a decent living, ie with decent wage, regardless of the type of job.


#30:  Author: MichelleLocation: Near London PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:39 pm


Don't forget Verity-Anne's mooning on a school walk! And Con too.


#31:  Author: KathrynWLocation: London PostPosted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 12:04 am


There's a line from Jane when she Jane says (or thinks) something like:

'Mother would call me a regular slut'

I think it's in connection with the state of her drawers of something but it always makes me giggle!

Kathryn


#32:  Author: Lisa A.Location: North Yorkshire PostPosted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 12:19 pm


Now giggling further about the more "underclothing" meaning of drawers...tee hee... Very Happy


#33:  Author: KathrynWLocation: London PostPosted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 12:22 pm


Lisa A. wrote:
Now giggling further about the more "underclothing" meaning of drawers...tee hee... Very Happy


I actually thought that as I typed it...Laughing

 




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