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#1: Nell Wilson's Fetish Author: Rachel,

Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 3:02 pm

Many people were either intimidated or just plain scared by Nell Wilson when she let rip with the famous sarcasm. Those same people would have been stunned if they had ever come across Nell's fetish. It had all started one summer vacation when Nell attended a training scheme based in the English school of Kingscote. Meeting fellow teachers and learning different methods was all very well, but a slightly snide comment about a certain Miss Cromwell made Nell pause for thought. Miss Cromwell's grasp of sarcasm was even greater than her own. Several of Nell's colleagues also attending the training were in discussion with Kingscote mistresses, and, as always happens when you get a bunch of highly strung women together, the one up-manship began swiftly. "Cromwell makes the girls tremble in their shoes," quoth one mistress confidently. "That's nothing! Bill makes the mistresses tremble in their shoes - including the Head!" CS staff would not be beaten. "Crommy makes your Bill look like a teddy bear," came back the swift scornful response, and in that one sentence the damage was done. Nell had overheard this conversation, and at first had been rather miffed that her honour as chief sarcastic was not fought for more vigorously, but the teddy bear comment brought memories flooding back from years ago. Nell sat happily reminiscing for a while and vowed to recreate some of those happy memories. It was fortunate for Bill that she was invited to take control of the finishing branch of the the CS as it meant she had a complete break from the people she would normally have had to explain her actions to. A new building, mainly new pupils and lots of new staff made it an easy matter for Bill to establish that dressing in a furry costume every day was perfectly natural. Of course, many of the girls initially thought her a tad weird, but since Bill never mentioned it, and also to thoser who had known her before seemed so much calmer, it seemed adviseable to ignore it totally. Bill loved her furry suit and wore it for a long time, until eventually it disintegrated and she was forced to go back to her fetish for Hilda Annersley.

#2: Author: Nell, Location: London, England

Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 3:21 pm

:laughing: Wonderful! Thank you RTW! I'll never see Nell in the same way again!

#3: Author: Rachael,

Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 5:13 pm

RTW!!!!

(glad I read that Marlowe's book now!)

#4: Author: Nell, Location: London, England

Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 5:14 pm

Glad the distraction was worth it Rachael! Wink

#5: Author: Rachael,

Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 5:21 pm

Yes but I had to give the rest back to Kathye so she could scan them in for the raffle Evil or Very Mad

#6: Author: Nell, Location: London, England

Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 5:25 pm

Poor Rachael! Now you'll just have to win them in the raffle! Laughing

Unless you can borrow them back...

#7: Author: Rachael,

Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 5:42 pm

You never know, they might be won by someone who isn't there and I can post them on ....... after a day or two ...... Wink

#8: Author: Nell, Location: London, England

Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 5:53 pm

That would be seem to be a very fortunate outcome...I might think it fixed if it happens! Wink

#9: Author: Rachel,

Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 6:22 pm

Why doesn't Rachael just ask one of the many AF fans on the board to lend her the books? Would seem far more logical to me! (Looks lovingly at pile of AF books ) )

#10: Author: Steph, Location: Blackpool, Lancashire

Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 6:34 pm

*shrieks with laughter* Brilliant! Thank you Rachel Very Happy

#11: Author: pygmy, Location: glasgow

Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 6:52 pm

Am sitting at my desk at work trying not to giggle. Fantastic.

#12: Author: patmac, Location: Yorkshire England

Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 6:56 pm

Just

#13: Author: Vikki, Location: Sitting on an iceberg, freezing to death!!!

Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 9:15 pm

Oh dear oh dear oh dear!!! I'm not sure if I should be laughing or scared! Rolling Eyes

#14: Author: Sugarplum, Location: second star to the right!

Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 9:19 pm

giggling madly Laughing

... it could have been sooo much worse knowing RTW!

#15: Author: Lesley, Location: Allhallows, Kent

Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 10:58 pm

Oh yes, RTW is back!

#16: Author: Rachael,

Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2005 11:05 am

Rachel wrote:

Why doesn't Rachael just ask one of the many AF fans on the board to lend her the books? Would seem far more logical to me! (Looks lovingly at pile of AF books ) )

Excellent - so next time I see you, you'll be bringing your pile of Afs and coffee cake? Mr. Green

#17: Author: francesn, Location: away with the faeries

Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2005 12:02 pm

:laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:brilliant*gasps for air*:laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:

#18: Author: Lisa_T, Location: Belfast

Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2005 2:33 am

*joins in with the screaming* I do so agree with Crommie being scarier than Nell. And I love the teddy bear outfit. And we know what RTW does to teddy bears, don't we? ROFL

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#19: Author: Emma, Location: Lichfield/Sutton Coldfield

Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2005 8:51 pm

Thanks for this Rachel, its the funniest thing I've read in ages though I'll never be able to think of Nell in the same light again!! Very Happy

#20: Author: Mihiri, Location: surrey england

Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 11:12 pm

Thanks Rachel. Thats brilliant

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